Weirdest Persian Douche Ever...
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Jupe is a Finnish player who (much like Rubenstock) loves his Town Center drops or- Persian Douche! When playing random civilizations he got Persians and Spring knew what to expect... It turned into one of the weirdest matches you'll see!
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Me: *hearing the beep sound and not even realizing * T90: *mentions it * Me: ...OH MY GOD, MAKE IT STOP
@AXharoth
4 жыл бұрын
xDDDDDDD
Can’t believe Jupe won after being walled in like that 😂. I can’t believe he didn’t rage quit 😅
@maxmustsleep
4 жыл бұрын
spoiler :/ but yeah i agree :D holy shit what a game
@davidkiss8845
4 жыл бұрын
@@maxmustsleep why do you read the comments before watching?
@sethmuller2764
4 жыл бұрын
Spoiler
@maxmustsleep
4 жыл бұрын
@@davidkiss8845 sometimes i notice something interesting/funny/buggy during the video and i want to see if other people recognized the same thing, before i continue watching. This way i can either respond, or post a comment about this. Communication and stuff. Don't tell me how to watch videos..
@davidkiss8845
4 жыл бұрын
@@maxmustsleep I'm not telling you how to watch videos, if you want to read the comment section before watching the video, don't be surprised that there will be spoilers. It is common sense.
i like how spring asked Jupe's population, and Jupe just told him honestly, immediately.
@f.c.laukhard3623
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I liked that as well.
@funkykriz21
4 жыл бұрын
when i ask this ingame, people tell me " enough " to smash you :D hahaha
@brandonfisher2350
4 жыл бұрын
But then RIGHT after spring goes up to feudal - I thought that was hilarious
@yoyodude-aoe2726
3 жыл бұрын
Where?
>Be Jupe >Score is 666 >Send vills forward
@maicee7603
4 жыл бұрын
>wins the game
@ohlookanotheraccount
4 жыл бұрын
lol 69 likes for this comment. Nice.
So many times during villager engagements where Jupe's villagers are fighting and Springs are just walking away. Superior villager control made a big difference here too.
@oORoOFLOo
4 жыл бұрын
Can't blame the guy, it is really difficult to fight with vils and macro behind it, Jupe does it all the same and I doubt Sspring does, so ofc Jupe would outperform him, that's what his strat is all about. I would love to see Jupe vs Noboru.
AOE2: "In this game you must make military units to conquer your opponent, there is actually no other way to do it" Jupe: *TC drops* AOE2: "Wait what? Kinda weird and not what we meant with this game but interesting strategy" Spring: *Walls in Jupe's TC, starts towering him* AOE2: "No wait, this isn't the purpose of the game" Jupe + Spring: *Full on villager fight* AOE2: "Ugh ffs.. nvm.."
@Spiz103
4 жыл бұрын
That is the great thing about AOE2, in most 'modern' games, it would be explicitly patched to stop this sort of behaviour.
@damianp7313
4 жыл бұрын
Drop a barracks second ... obviously have some actual military duh
Though Jupe would lose after he lost 7 vills to the trap. Great comeback and a bit of a throw by Spring flexing too much
@f.c.laukhard3623
4 жыл бұрын
Agreed. That was a nice comeback. Had spring used the time window he had to send just a few scouts to Jupe's original base, Jupe would not have had enough stone to win.
This is the most Spring game I’ve ever seen.
I died at "largest army: 1"
imagine being so good at doing TC drops that people build an SCP containment facility around you in an attempt to prevent your power from escaping back out into the world. that is basically this AoE 2 match in a nutshell.
I'm so proud of my fellow Finns for being such trolls
imagine if this was the first thing you ever seen from this game, wonder if you would ever wanna try to play it?
ahhaahahha 10:20 Giggity
Last time I was that early, DauT put Castles on Noboru's face. T90Creep T90Story
VILLAGER BATTLE!!! - Good cast! :)
CaptureAge just keeps getting better and better.
*LITERALLY the best games of AOE2 ever* [in no particular order] 1) "Weirdest Persian Douche Ever..." 2) "The Most Annoying Strategy #6 Nomad TC Drop!" 3) Hidden cup 2 : Tamerlane vs King Alfonso, game 1 4) "Best Migration EVER!" 5) "Best Nomad Ever!?" 6) "Blue Coffee... Still a Legend!?" 7) "Best Islands EVER! (Seriously)"
@danielpacker903
4 жыл бұрын
@T90Official, please make this a playlist
@Tomix4k
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO the titles
@filippomaranitassinari2529
4 жыл бұрын
I disagree only with the blue coffee choice, there are plenty more funny of him. Like the time he sniped mbl was just a masterpiece
@shanerooney7288
4 жыл бұрын
@@filippomaranitassinari2529 My choice for "best games ever" aren't selected because of the memes. Not stompfests, or a "close match", or where someone goes for a wierd stratergy. The back and forth and back and forth and back and forth type of games are what makes it to my list.
@filippomaranitassinari2529
4 жыл бұрын
@@shanerooney7288 do you know the "trade trade game that costed me a girlfriend"? It was legendary in this sense
Little bit off topic. I search out the Capture Age videos because it is impossible to improve on the way inforrmation is displayed to the viewer. I learn so much from it. Great vid. Way to go T90
Wicked game - hope to see more from both Spring and Jupe :)
This is like the Battle of Alesia.
This is the biggest throw I've ever seen in my life.
I haven't played this game in ages but I love these types of channels, and now I have "Persian douche" in my vocabulary.
Jupe is deserving the legend video, this is just hilarious... :-DDD
Gosh I love these games. I wish we got more like these at high level too since good micro makes a huge difference
spring was stream at the time, omg it was hilarious, the matches before and after were meme level too
Still waiting for more Rubenstock gameplay!!!!
This video reminds me that we need more Rubenstock videos.
As a Persian, this title made me laugh hard since we have douches for your butt and genitals in bathrooms and foreigners find them weird.
@aidinhaze
4 жыл бұрын
duuuuuude thats soo true. lol
haha thats what spring gets from all that talking "dont even think about it" "giggity" rekkt for his trashtalk
such a good fight back after getting walled in !
Age of gates and tower defense.
That little sliver of dark blue 20:14 Spring used double scouts. It was ineffective
Returning viewer... That infobar you got plus all the other tools is poggers
valiant effort on both!
Not even a GG said, I love it!
Big mistake from Spring, not building a single archery range.
@naphackDT
4 жыл бұрын
Biggest mistake was that he didn't wall in his towers. Yes, archers would have been great but let's be honest, two walled in towers in great positions would have broken jupe's back. Then he could have calmly transitioned to archers and murdered jupe's eco at home.
My kind of hot mess!! 😁 Too funny
Not sure why, the introduction to the video made me laugh hard xD
This game is hilarious! LOL I love Jupe LOL
(14:28) Jupe: Full on ransacking with villagers. Spring: Please. This ain't a bar fight.
"tc drop, otherwise known as the persian douche". THANK YOU. You nailed it this time. Really appreciate the explanations.
13:49 When it's June and you advertise your business.
what did i just watch? .... so messy it was glorious
Normally you'd go for archers with that, but instead he went for gates . . . best thing I'll read all day
GG, both players did very well imo.
I think what made difference was that jupe had constant flow of resources from villagers he left behind spring constantly moved them about sometimes not gathering anything.
14:37 and here I thought DE was creative doing this
Disastrous play from Spring in this game
cool! Ps I ❤️ tony’s chocolonely!
This is hilarious
How much would it have mattered it Spring microed the hill advantage in the fight at the end?
Truly Age of Gates ...
Long live Jupe, the lure king.
Resigned? More like Spring threw his computer out the window. Not even a GG lmao.
@funkykriz21
4 жыл бұрын
definetly! :D
@nessesaryschoolthing
4 жыл бұрын
GG stands for Good Game. This was not a good game, this was a mess, lol
@zackg2319
4 жыл бұрын
@@nessesaryschoolthing Jupe played better than Spring and outmicroed him, spring made multiple mistakes. Jule took advantage of that and won. It's not a bad game just because it isn't a standard macro game.
Persian vs Incas would be nice
I wasn't familiar with this strategy, very effective indeed. Using it I lost a friend.
T90 It's great to hear your comments about games Which mod are you using? or this is a AOC HD with zoom and all this cool things?
@MichaelPohoreski
4 жыл бұрын
Marcelo Padula Capture Age captureage.com
Largest army: yes
Okay but no matter how many of these I watch I still don't understand how y'all manage to have so many different things going on at once and keep track of it all. I think I might be a little slow in the old noggin.
@GamerzPro1231
4 жыл бұрын
you get better with practice, trust me.
@MichaelPohoreski
4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Harris Multitasking takes practice. a) One way to do it is to have a mental checklist / "script" of TODOs you run through every few seconds. b) Another way is to be continually be asking yourself: _What should I be building next?_ It's one of the reason players memorize a "build order" and why TC drops which look so harmless can be so destructive -- it puts the opponent on "defense" as they can now no longer just blindly follow a build order. That's why AoE2 is one the greatest RTS games. **Dynamic tactics and strategy.**
Civil war in a nutshell
It's like a giant game of go
4am, just woke up, gonna watch that
@GummieI
4 жыл бұрын
pff I am about to go to bed here at 5 am :)
What a wonderful game lol
More videos please! #T90addict If I ever create drugs I will name them T90
"Do not TC-Drop" Its like this "Do not touch" sings. You do not even think about it untill you read this. And then, all of a sudden... "Uhh its to delicious, I CANT resist...." Very nice game. didnt see jupe come back at all
WHAT A THROW!!!
Dang midway I thought of a joke when things were looking good for Spring. Posting it anyway. Spring: "How dare you meme me Jupe?! Now YOU PAY!" Time to leave.
@jackwellington8275
4 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@Bestsuk
4 жыл бұрын
@@jackwellington8275 Jupe = You Pay. Will leave again.
That was hot!
That was the dirtiest game Ive ever seen
omg he had gold, he had wood...he had to build few archers and it would be gg... omg omg omg
it is like a GO match
Can someone explain why spring didn’t build some Actual troops when he had the lead?
@oossgl
4 жыл бұрын
T90 explains it at 18:07
@omologo95
4 жыл бұрын
Memes.
There's a great tournament game (can't remember which) where TheMax douches the Viper like six times as snek continuously retreats to new TC spots.
@shanerooney7288
4 жыл бұрын
"The Most Annoying Strategy #6 Nomad TC Drop!" kzread.info/dash/bejne/h3-HwdGfZbC7mpM.html this one?
@GambitChess
4 жыл бұрын
@@shanerooney7288 TheMax likes this strat... I think it was a gold rush map, and it was definitely vs TheViper. I think at least 3v3 or 4v4.
@shanerooney7288
4 жыл бұрын
@@GambitChess . Send me a link if/when you find it.
@GambitChess
4 жыл бұрын
@@shanerooney7288 It would have been April of 2018, I believe, from some other comment I saw. Will look for it.
I wish one day you would cast long games while talking about History with a co caster and make it somewhat a podcast
Spring could have won after the gates, he just needed to tower.
@kazual9206
4 жыл бұрын
Just train archers ! He had the ressources for.
@Southeast_Asian_Devil
4 жыл бұрын
@@kazual9206 But u hv to build archery range first while the vills are battering the gates. Those vills are on offensive, they are meant to go out to tower Spring once they broke the blockade. I agree with Ancient, towers would do the trick for Spring
@Vulcano7965
4 жыл бұрын
@@Southeast_Asian_Devil or just more layers of stone walls. would have gotten him more time.
How does he build it before castle
I’ve thought of this before and wondered! It ruins a vill war for the doucher
@idkmybffjill9682
2 жыл бұрын
Still stand by the idea, if instead of a bunch of gates when he broke out he made two towers closer to his base and boomed he wins. First person to successfully make actual military wins. Or just raid his farm even before you resign and wipe his economy. Still was very winable
The correct term for this game would be a "Dumpster Fire".
BLOOP
*confused screaming*
Jupe, a distant cousin of the Magyars, plays as an Iranian civilization.
@corbeau-_-
4 жыл бұрын
Persian -.- (otherwise it would be Hungarians for Magyars, if you want to stick to the present)
That's a Persian Oof
Lol this is ridiculous
Age of gates man
one map idea, both tcs being at 20 tiles from each other in a really small map, like 1/4 of the 1vs1 map
@PaEldorado
4 жыл бұрын
There is a map like this. It’s Socotra and it’s painful to play 😄
@artlix4790
4 жыл бұрын
@@PaEldorado ohh thanks for the info good sir
Normally I root for the douche to win, but after spring walled in Jupe I really wanted Spring to take this.
Epic
Wait, I thought u cant buidl tc til castle age?
@RennieAsh
4 жыл бұрын
You cannot make multiple TCs at a time until Castle Age. But if you lose your only TC in Dark/Feudal, you are allowed to build a new one
I think the moral of the story is tower > gate
7:10 You had it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on you knees
@scar6286
4 жыл бұрын
No, he had it correct. It's a choice between standing up for your ideals and dying, or giving in and living.
@Youboremenow
4 жыл бұрын
@@scar6286 Have you read "Catch 22" ?
It maybe pronounced differently. jupe means skirt in french. Also minijupe = mini skirt skurt but it's another debate.
This REALLY isn't Spring's kinda style of game is it?
How i get that HUD? Amazing!
@MichaelPohoreski
4 жыл бұрын
Lucas Espeche Capture Age captureage.com
The battle was good, but the meme's...the meme's were *great*
why did spring not build a 2nd tower left to the berries? wouldve been his game
wowwwwww 11 11 11
haha Spring is rather in the mood of " Fall "right now :D shiat he is really a magnet to annoying stratigies :D dAMN THIS IS A CLASSIC nuburu GAME ALThOUGH THERE IS NO Noboru AROUND::: OR WAIT Nuburus 2nd account = Jupe? :D hahaha HAIL Noboru
If Jupe placed his douche TC between Spring's TC and lumber-camp it would be immediate win
@Cra3ier
4 жыл бұрын
George Washington there’s no way you can build the TC there Spring will just attack you
@georgewashington3164
4 жыл бұрын
@@Cra3ier , ever heard of walling?
Spring poor vill controll
Spring should have build towers instead of like 20 useless stone gates 11