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  • @LegalEagle
    @LegalEagle3 жыл бұрын

    👮‍♂️ Any other weird laws you know about? 🚀 LIMITED: Get CuriosityStream AND Nebula for 26% OFF! legaleagle.link/curiositystream

  • @trbarrettjr

    @trbarrettjr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Do the crimes broken "The Super Bowl Fan on the Field" We need this for 2021!

  • @brimeetsbooks

    @brimeetsbooks

    3 жыл бұрын

    In the state of Florida, the law states you must pay for the parking meter if you tie an elephant, goat or alligator to it.

  • @lilithhenderson

    @lilithhenderson

    3 жыл бұрын

    In Scotland it is illegal for a boy under the age of 10 to see and mannequin without clothes on, also it is illegal to fly the Scottish flag The Lion Rampant anywhere in Scotland.

  • @imwatchingyouppl1016

    @imwatchingyouppl1016

    3 жыл бұрын

    Life is...interesting. 😳

  • @florentinrovira6380

    @florentinrovira6380

    3 жыл бұрын

    react to the black clover trial in the black clover anime

  • @yuvanishm5167
    @yuvanishm51673 жыл бұрын

    "So what are you in for?" "I'm a serial killer who's killed 15 people. You?" "I dressed up as a postman and joked about it."

  • @stevecampbell9670

    @stevecampbell9670

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I made cookies with love."

  • @TheRavenCoder

    @TheRavenCoder

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I participated in a rain dance..."

  • @SanuineTheDarkJester

    @SanuineTheDarkJester

    3 жыл бұрын

    And then they all moved away from me on the bench.

  • @zyansheep

    @zyansheep

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SanuineTheDarkJester Bench-extender 3000

  • @quntface1518

    @quntface1518

    3 жыл бұрын

    Then I made some cookies with love

  • @2shy2guy52
    @2shy2guy523 жыл бұрын

    1st grader: "Rain rain go away!" Government: *no*

  • @RichConnerGMN

    @RichConnerGMN

    2 жыл бұрын

    nice pfp

  • @2shy2guy52

    @2shy2guy52

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RichConnerGMN thanks

  • @LadyOnikara

    @LadyOnikara

    2 жыл бұрын

    In California recently it's been: Please make it rain! God: No.

  • @justanotheranimeprofilepic

    @justanotheranimeprofilepic

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry little Johnny but you are now a felon

  • @WorldJustice5

    @WorldJustice5

    Жыл бұрын

    @@LadyOnikara this aged poorly

  • @stephentoropov4990
    @stephentoropov4990 Жыл бұрын

    So, the law against wearing a postal delivery worker uniform unless you are one actually makes a lot of sense. Having briefly worked as a delivery person (UPS, not USPS), they are serious about the uniform because people will let you in to a surprising number of places if you are holding a box and wearing a delivery person uniform. This innocent social tendency could very easily be misused with criminal intent, and so it makes some sense to regulate that unless the government is actually paying you to deliver the mail, you can't go around looking like that's what you're doing

  • @DirtyDishSoap

    @DirtyDishSoap

    Жыл бұрын

    It took several cases of people taking advantage of service uniforms to make it a federal crime as well. A lot of laws I'm seeing that are "weird" are more about common sense, but people seem to try and take advantage of whatever they can, so these "weird" laws exist, because some idiot(s) abused it in the past.

  • @rikkipowers3921

    @rikkipowers3921

    Жыл бұрын

    my work lost printers to a thief with a fake post office uniform. Let the guy in, let him take multiple printers with no one questioning anything.

  • @kenlompart9905

    @kenlompart9905

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I'm guessing anyone who is at a place to do something illegal isn't worried whether it's legal for them to wear a postal workers uniform or not. I believe it's illegal to wear a disguise or misrepresent yourself in any way for the purpose of committing a crime, for example you can't show fake ID that says you work for someone you don't to gain access to somewhere or wear the uniform such as the gas company, cable company, pest control etc.

  • @MrBlipman

    @MrBlipman

    Жыл бұрын

    Can get into any apartment LMFAO

  • @AsmodeusMictian

    @AsmodeusMictian

    Жыл бұрын

    Seriously though. You want to get in somewhere? A polo, a badge, and a clipboard is usually all you need. The badge really doesn't even have to be all that high quality. It's actually a little scary to be honest >_>

  • @FictionWriter95
    @FictionWriter952 жыл бұрын

    9:50 "But don't worry; as long as they don't sell and label them, Grandma can still bake your cookies with as much love as she wants... *FROM. PRISON."* The delivery on that was top notch 👏👏👏

  • @chungdha
    @chungdha3 жыл бұрын

    Doing a rain dance... Cops tackles you and arrest you for trying to alter the weather.

  • @MCredstoningnstuff

    @MCredstoningnstuff

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Submits a request with the Secretary of Commerce every time I want to do a rain dance*

  • @stylis666

    @stylis666

    3 жыл бұрын

    Meanwhile my cat wanted to go outside and changed its mind because it's raining and it asked again ten seconds later. I said he doesn't want to go outside because the weather hasn't changed. My cat was like, you can't prove I made it stop and went outside. Every time, man! Every time! One of these days I'm gonna learn how he does that.

  • @robertv.8893

    @robertv.8893

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was just thinking about that...

  • @MrGamelover23

    @MrGamelover23

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's probably under freedom of religion, otherwise praying for rain would be illegal.

  • @maxman1602

    @maxman1602

    3 жыл бұрын

    _Don't you wanna rain dance with_ _Don't you wanna rain dance with_ _Don't you wanna rain dance with_ _Don't you wanna rain dance with_ Fifi said to Don the baker, can you show me how to make another bun, Don? And I'm still sittin with my neighbour, saying "Where'd you gun, John?"

  • @rwdplz1
    @rwdplz13 жыл бұрын

    When USPS loses your kid: "Well he's not technically lost for another 6 months, then you can file a claim."

  • @Ragitsu

    @Ragitsu

    3 жыл бұрын

    "You used a 'Fragile' sticker, correct?"

  • @leap541

    @leap541

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Ragitsu "Uh, that's why we sent little Timmy through the mail."

  • @davidwallace7543

    @davidwallace7543

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @VectorPrimeStopMotion

    @VectorPrimeStopMotion

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, at least you CAN file a claim to USPS. At my place, where Post of Russia rules supreme, sometimes you can't even file a claim, as they don't hold responsibility for losing post, somehow... And sometimes you can, but they don't give a f*ck.

  • @Blunt_Man

    @Blunt_Man

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I'm sorry but we lost your package, please contact the seller in regards to a refund.'

  • @kaydenallsebrook9351
    @kaydenallsebrook93513 жыл бұрын

    What did they think banning the spoons would do against drug abuse. The thought that someone would be like 'ah damn I can't get my hands on a tiny spoon for my drugs. Guess I just won't do drugs I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️' is so funny to me.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios

    @HappyBeezerStudios

    2 жыл бұрын

    Next they ban yoghurt because the metal foil at the top could be bent into a spoon or pipe.

  • @wheressteve

    @wheressteve

    Жыл бұрын

    The War on drugs has been won once again by the all time undefeated champion, Drugs. Just say no, kids !

  • @Tasarran

    @Tasarran

    10 ай бұрын

    @@HappyBeezerStudios When I was in high school (LOL), I could make a weed hitter out of any scrap of foil that size

  • @jmurray1110

    @jmurray1110

    9 ай бұрын

    What you mean superficial attempts to change something by going after there symptoms rather than root cause doesn’t work I’m shocked I’ll tell you shocked

  • @opheliamunroe1110

    @opheliamunroe1110

    Ай бұрын

    No. It's political smoke and mirrors. They absolutely knew it wouldn't actually reduce the usage but this is the kind of legislation you come up with after snorting coke off of a tiny McDonald's spoon while trying to figure out how to vilify poor people for doing the exact same illicit substances. 😐

  • @justjayiguess
    @justjayiguess2 жыл бұрын

    I can definitely see why adding 'love' as an ingredient is so serious. I have severe allergies, so I rely on accurate ingredients labels to remain breathing after I eat my food. If brands could just start putting whatever they want there to try and draw attention to themselves, that could be seriously annoying and dangerous to people with allergies.

  • @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS

    @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS

    Жыл бұрын

    *F I N A L L Y*

  • @MrMarinus18

    @MrMarinus18

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm not so worried that this will happen. Instead I think allowing them to add abstract notions as ingredients leaves the door open to all kinds of deceptive advertisement.

  • @pizzlerot2730

    @pizzlerot2730

    Жыл бұрын

    You make a good point. People with allergies to cum could be very concerned if they see "love" listed under the ingredients 🤔

  • @zacyquack

    @zacyquack

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MrMarinus18 Yeah, if you can just add whatever non-ingredient thing you want to the label, you could try and pass off something like sugar water as an “IQ Enhancer” just by adding an ingredient called that to the label. Sure most people wouldn’t fall for it, but Homeopathy companies still make a lot of money.

  • @MrMarinus18

    @MrMarinus18

    Жыл бұрын

    @@zacyquack Yeah, you need very clear laws as corporations have armies of lawyers to go through every single possible loophole.

  • @FlamingAtheist
    @FlamingAtheist3 жыл бұрын

    "What are you in for?" "I shipped tiny spoons and was wearing a postal outfit... what about you" "I cooked with pure uncut LOVE"

  • @KGabMI

    @KGabMI

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I AM THE ONE WHO BAKES!"

  • @stephenskillern8065

    @stephenskillern8065

    3 жыл бұрын

    What about tiny forks?

  • @pumpkin_314

    @pumpkin_314

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@stephenskillern8065 Those probably aren’t very good for snorting coke

  • @stephenskillern8065

    @stephenskillern8065

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pumpkin_314 true but they are good for eating meat out of crab legs

  • @petermarsella6537

    @petermarsella6537

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I dressed as a postal worker"

  • @bjrneirikstrkersen1021
    @bjrneirikstrkersen10213 жыл бұрын

    Beatles: "All you need is love." *FDA: "We have questions."*

  • @XhumpersX

    @XhumpersX

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think its actually a good rule. Especially in the US corporations will try and get away with as much shady shit as humanly possible when it comes to labeling on processed food. Given any subjective labeling they will push it to its furthest line to mislead and increase sales. You know damn well there's no love in processed food products anyway.

  • @Maninawig

    @Maninawig

    3 жыл бұрын

    Moulin Rouge: Love is just a game.

  • @BoDiddly

    @BoDiddly

    3 жыл бұрын

    Love is Much Much Worse!

  • @LeonardTyson

    @LeonardTyson

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@XhumpersX "You know damn well there's no love in processed food products anyway." dropping bars!

  • @F1R3S74R73R

    @F1R3S74R73R

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@XhumpersX In our company, we refer to sawdust as "love", we clearly labeled the product as containing love, so I don't get why are you upset eating sawdust, not knowing we refer to sawdust as love is clearly on you

  • @smortboi1320
    @smortboi13203 жыл бұрын

    Devin: “Ofcourse they insured him for 50 bucks- Ad: “Childcare is essential”

  • @fragolastrawberry5920

    @fragolastrawberry5920

    3 жыл бұрын

    When the universe is just timed right.

  • @ruthdeckman9781

    @ruthdeckman9781

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol that's great!

  • @crispychrissy
    @crispychrissy Жыл бұрын

    The “…from PRISON!” on grandma made me giggle snort.

  • @bjornsan
    @bjornsan3 жыл бұрын

    I remember a company that sold "canned unicorn meat". It was a tin can with a unicorn plushie inside. They got a letter sent to them saying that they couldn't sell it as unicorn meat is not FDA approved.

  • @ruzahel6287

    @ruzahel6287

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kinda cute actually.

  • @boonsaplenty3924

    @boonsaplenty3924

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh is that what was inside those? I always wondered but never wanted to buy and see myself. I always assumed it'd be like Spam or something

  • @TemplarOnHigh

    @TemplarOnHigh

    3 жыл бұрын

    I actually have one of those.

  • @damien678

    @damien678

    3 жыл бұрын

    thats hilarious, although im curious if just calling it unicorn "meat" would do anything? like trying to make it as linguistically clear as possible that its not actual meat

  • @mimisezlol

    @mimisezlol

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@boonsaplenty3924 plush versions of cuts of unicorn meat, it I remember correctly

  • @Historicalbooknerd
    @Historicalbooknerd3 жыл бұрын

    Children singing: “rain rain go away, come again some other day” *fbi agents burst through the door, tackling the children, arresting them for attempting to change the weather*

  • @jaschabull2365

    @jaschabull2365

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Objection, your honour, my clients' attempts to change the weather involved talking to it, which has zero potential to actually change the weather, due to clouds not having ears.

  • @anitaingram3968

    @anitaingram3968

    3 жыл бұрын

    I object to you making me burst out laughing during a Zoom meeting that am supposed to be paying attention to.

  • @sandeinplayz4566

    @sandeinplayz4566

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's one of the funniest quips I've ever read.

  • @lifeontheledgerlines8394

    @lifeontheledgerlines8394

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@anitaingram3968 Oh, I'm glad I started watching this _after_ I got out of class then lol

  • @andycraddock7677

    @andycraddock7677

    3 жыл бұрын

    Funny!! 😂😂. LMAO with that one!

  • @dfeuer
    @dfeuer2 жыл бұрын

    I remember that one case (maybe this one?) of "love" as an ingredient was actually mostly about a factory that was failing to maintain the most basic hygiene standards. The love bit was just one more cherry on top.

  • @somedragonbastard
    @somedragonbastard Жыл бұрын

    One time my friends and I half-jokingly decided to do a random spell we found online to summon rain. It was one of those days late in the school year where the teachers just forced everyone out into the horrid heat and ignored us. We were sweltering, a few of them were genuine practicing wiccans, and well kids get desperate. So I guess we're going to jail.

  • @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS

    @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS

    Жыл бұрын

    *YEP*

  • @653j521

    @653j521

    10 ай бұрын

    Under age? Different rules apply.

  • @ulvschmidt7174
    @ulvschmidt71743 жыл бұрын

    I have a bottle of gin with "childish enthusiasm" "hysterical laughter" and "love" in the ingredient list

  • @AlRoderick

    @AlRoderick

    3 жыл бұрын

    Liquor is exempt from ingredient labeling, they can do what they like.

  • @ben-lg5zb

    @ben-lg5zb

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AlRoderick such a stupid system. Liquor should have ingredients & nutritional information like any other drink

  • @richardtickler8555

    @richardtickler8555

    3 жыл бұрын

    FDA OPEN THE DOOR!!

  • @Menirz

    @Menirz

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gin avoids FDA cause it's regulated by BAFTA

  • @CrunchyMcDugals

    @CrunchyMcDugals

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@richardtickler8555 Are you impersonating a federal officer?? For shame!

  • @bullshitman155
    @bullshitman1553 жыл бұрын

    Criminal 1: What are you for? Criminal 2: Making bread with love. And you? Criminal 1: *Rain dancing*

  • @bextomoose

    @bextomoose

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Criminal 2 slowly scoots away while mumbling 'You monster...' under his breath*

  • @noahmay7708

    @noahmay7708

    3 жыл бұрын

    "What are you for" Haha

  • @bucket4255

    @bucket4255

    3 жыл бұрын

    @FourthTundra683 You're not the only one.

  • @zacharybunney6411

    @zacharybunney6411

    3 жыл бұрын

    @FourthTundra683 Maybe you have lysdexia 🤣, jk mistakes in reading are common but if text is always like that you might want to see a doctor.

  • @beaniebean4885

    @beaniebean4885

    3 жыл бұрын

    @FourthTundra683 now thats a criminal offense

  • @SilverHwk7
    @SilverHwk72 жыл бұрын

    13:20 - I love how you clarify that the weather-changing bit was specifically because of cloud-seeding and that there is a physical act one can undertake to try and influence the weather, rather than pulling a Kim Jong Il and just changing the whether through force of being the Dear Leader.

  • @Patricio4Christ

    @Patricio4Christ

    Жыл бұрын

    Or like Storm from the X-Men.

  • @deathxknightx666

    @deathxknightx666

    Жыл бұрын

    Or being a witch claiming it's spells, but really you just boil off gallons of water all day in your cauldron and take credit.

  • @dangerszewski9816

    @dangerszewski9816

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly it sounds silly but cloud seeding is potentially very harmful-- rain is vitally important and the air only has so much moisture in it, if you make it rain one place, it will NOT RAIN someplace else, the place it would have otherwise rained. Allowing people to do that willy-nilly would result in "cloud wars" where people seed clouds and cause rain, leading to droughts elsewhere. Farmers would be constantly struggling to buy plots of land upwind of their business rivals and rob them of critical moisture, meaning that those farmers would them have to rely on irrigation and strain local aquifers which would also be robbed of rain.

  • @TheLastBabyMan
    @TheLastBabyMan3 жыл бұрын

    "Who are you cosplaying as?" "The Lone Wanderer! I wanted to be Courier 6 but it's illegal."

  • @torg2126

    @torg2126

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's a freelance package courier, not a USPS postman.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios

    @HappyBeezerStudios

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@torg2126 Indeed. Besides the fact that the nation has collapsed and jurisdiction would be questionable, he does indeed work as independent delivery contractor.

  • @somedragonbastard

    @somedragonbastard

    Жыл бұрын

    @@HappyBeezerStudios anti-courier NCR, digging up old US legal documents: *gentlemen, we got em*

  • @cmilla111
    @cmilla1113 жыл бұрын

    "I wanted to keep doing coke but I couldn't get any tiny spoons." said no one ever.

  • @Blunt_Man

    @Blunt_Man

    3 жыл бұрын

    _Damn, no spoon. Maybe I can use a straw or a rolled up bill. Hey, here's a credit card, it's perfect for breaking this powder up into uniform lines..._ *"DUDE! DUDE! Come here! Check this out! I think I found another way!"* "No spoon? What kind of crazy invention have you made?!?" *"I call it a line, no more just shoving my nose into an pile of powder cocaine and sniffing or relying on small spoons!"*

  • @lindah6954

    @lindah6954

    3 жыл бұрын

    McDonalds coffee stirrers worked the best. lol

  • @jwhippet8313

    @jwhippet8313

    3 жыл бұрын

    Whatever the number, it is greater than the number who gave up cocaine bc of the inconvenience of picking up little spoons rather than mail ordering them.

  • @Adventrium

    @Adventrium

    3 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one who's never used a little spoon for coke? The little spoons are for heroine.

  • @lindah6954

    @lindah6954

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Adventrium No. Do not snort heroine. It could stop your heart.

  • @pipolwes000
    @pipolwes0003 жыл бұрын

    Child at a bake sale: "I made these cookies with love" FDA Secret Police: "You have the right to remain silent"

  • @theenzoferrari458

    @theenzoferrari458

    3 жыл бұрын

    Child: pulls out AR15 "you have the right to die"

  • @LaserFur

    @LaserFur

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't want love products in my food. look up Santorum

  • @mikitz

    @mikitz

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like the prerequisite for joining the FDA is having Assburgers.

  • @Justanotherconsumer

    @Justanotherconsumer

    3 жыл бұрын

    For what it’s worth, FDA’s secret police are called the Office of Criminal Investigations (OCI). What, you though they didn’t exist?

  • @speedingatheist

    @speedingatheist

    3 жыл бұрын

    @pipolwes000 That's not a list of ingredients, it's a slogan. Nobody cares about (most) slogans.

  • @WhiteTenpenny
    @WhiteTenpenny2 жыл бұрын

    Me being an Amazon driver, people still get mad at me when I tell them it’s illegal to put the package it their mailbox because they fail to realize that the mailbox is government property.

  • @torgranael

    @torgranael

    2 жыл бұрын

    I never would have considered that, but it makes sense. I wonder if the country I live in does the same thing.

  • @WhiteTenpenny

    @WhiteTenpenny

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@torgranael It depends but I’m sure that’s a universal rule. Since mail is like top private property. I would look up your local laws about that.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios

    @HappyBeezerStudios

    2 жыл бұрын

    I know that passports, ID cards and banknotes are in fact property of the government. That is also why defacing banknotes (like by drawing or writing on them) is technically a crime. In some places it's even more than that. In Thailand banknotes carry the a picture of the king, so stepping on them (like to prevent them from being blown away by the wind) would be an offense to the king and might land you a 15 year sentence.

  • @torgranael

    @torgranael

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@HappyBeezerStudios I read somewhere that counterfeiting coins used to carry the death penalty in many parts of the world. Coins were valued by weight and the metal used, and the markings on the coin were a seal of approval that they met a certain standard of purity. Counterfeiting was seen as defamation of the crown, hence the death penalty.

  • @cyan_oxy6734

    @cyan_oxy6734

    Жыл бұрын

    Honestly that pretty stupid to me. Why would the mailbox be government property. Also why can't you do with your money what you want to do..

  • @Edward256
    @Edward256 Жыл бұрын

    "Not allowed to wear official uniforms in films..." seems to be a thing throughout the world. I'm reminded of a Canadian show called Due South. At first Paul Gross, who played the lead constable, wore an "inaccurate version" of the Canadian Mountie Uniform due to legal issues. However, this changed when the public spoke out that this show should be allowed to make it accurately.

  • @kenlompart9905

    @kenlompart9905

    Жыл бұрын

    Ha, I didn't know that.

  • @lexscarlet
    @lexscarlet3 жыл бұрын

    "Grandma can still bake your cookies with as much love as she wants FROM PRISON" LMAO knocked me on my ass

  • @michielstreefland7711

    @michielstreefland7711

    3 жыл бұрын

    and knocked you up ;)

  • @n.s.mcmahon6180
    @n.s.mcmahon61803 жыл бұрын

    "Ban the spoons! People are using them for drugs!" Talk about mowing the lawn while the house is on fire.

  • @eddys.3524

    @eddys.3524

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ban razor blades and mirrors too! Also used for drugs..

  • @zeratulthedark2985

    @zeratulthedark2985

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@eddys.3524 don't forget straws and gum wrappers and foil and cash.

  • @franciscopetrucci

    @franciscopetrucci

    3 жыл бұрын

    How about "Build schools with anti-shooting architecture!" instead of, you know..... "stop idolizing guns" ?

  • @HandsomeDanVacationRentals

    @HandsomeDanVacationRentals

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ban apples! I heard from a friend they can be used for drug ingestion.

  • @gyinagal

    @gyinagal

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@HandsomeDanVacationRentals they can be used for violence against medical professionals!!

  • @steverinn8649
    @steverinn86492 жыл бұрын

    I get a strong feeling of "each safety regulation is written in blood" for the food ingredient law. What about love being filler material like in animal feed. Some immoral CEO sees 15 percent filler material in animal feed and realizes they can add peanut hulls, ground corn cobs, and citrus pulp, just like animal feed does as long as they label it as love in their natural nut bread.

  • @dclark142002

    @dclark142002

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sadly, true. Food and drug labeling is serious because people have been seriously harmed in the past...

  • @Pedantic2025

    @Pedantic2025

    Жыл бұрын

    See: the Jungle (I believe that’s the name of the book)

  • @emj7336
    @emj73362 жыл бұрын

    I remember my dad talking about how in his parents generation (so when my grandparents generation were infants- in the 1910s/1920s) if they were going to see their grandparents, they'd be sent with the post. Especially because at the time, that was the fastest way to communicate with relatives across the country- you could post your kids in the morning, and they'd arrive at your relative's house in time for tea. This was in the UK

  • @Elkator955
    @Elkator9553 жыл бұрын

    "Mom! Can we sue oil companies for altering the weather?" "Sorry, honey, they asked for permission."

  • @jessica4656

    @jessica4656

    3 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit

  • @matthewwriter9539

    @matthewwriter9539

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ouch!

  • @kenster8270

    @kenster8270

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yikes! That comment is equal part hillarious and disturbing and ingenious. 🧠😆🌎

  • @chelseatappa284

    @chelseatappa284

    3 жыл бұрын

    DAAANNNGG

  • @autohmae

    @autohmae

    3 жыл бұрын

    So seriously, did they ask for permission ?

  • @Lunar-Strawberry
    @Lunar-Strawberry3 жыл бұрын

    "And what are you dressed up as for Halloween, sweetie?" "A postman!" *cop breaks through wall*

  • @theAverageJoe25

    @theAverageJoe25

    3 жыл бұрын

    OH YEAH!!!!!

  • @PHOENIXGUNDAM

    @PHOENIXGUNDAM

    3 жыл бұрын

    FBI OPEN UP!!!!....

  • @spazzyshortgirl23

    @spazzyshortgirl23

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait a minute mr. postman...

  • @extrastuff9463

    @extrastuff9463

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@PHOENIXGUNDAM Their own USPIS (US Postal Inspection Service) getting involved would be even better.

  • @sack1036

    @sack1036

    3 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @HamStrains
    @HamStrains Жыл бұрын

    So you're saying I'm breaking the law when I wear my USPS uniform in our role play? Well I'll be damned she was expecting a hot delivery today 😔 This gives new meaning to portraying the member of that service.

  • @odinvolk6973
    @odinvolk69732 жыл бұрын

    That labelling love as an ingredient bit made me think of the moment from Simpsons where professor Frink was trying to get the flaming Moe formula and said "and the secret ingredient is...LOVE??? WHO'S BEEN SCREWING WITH THIS THING?"

  • @cameronmahler2506
    @cameronmahler25063 жыл бұрын

    Any child who sings "rain, rain, go away; come again another day?" Federal criminals, all of them.

  • @PrincessAshley972

    @PrincessAshley972

    3 жыл бұрын

    Anyone who does a rain dance as well

  • @jonoxes8662

    @jonoxes8662

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dangerous criminals! They need to be punished by the fullest extent of the law!

  • @jonoxes8662

    @jonoxes8662

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Robert127 Oh you got me all wrong. I'm talking life sentences! Death penalty! It is truly horrendous what those children are doing!

  • @kenna176

    @kenna176

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@PrincessAshley972 The rain dance was my immediate thought. I wonder if anyone has been prosecuted for dancing under that law....

  • @edwardblair4096

    @edwardblair4096

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kenna176 anyone charged with trying to alter the weather by performing a rain dance would use the same defense as that conservative radio personality (Alex Jones?) who claimed that what he said on his program was a "performance", not journalism, and therefore it was "understood" that he did not have the same responsibility to tell the "truth" as normal people. In the same way, "rain dancing" could be put in the same category as "prayer" or "sincere desire", and thus are protected speech. Just don't attempt to replicate the results of super secret projects being run by the government, and always wear your tinfoil lined hat. :-)

  • @BillyLingard
    @BillyLingard3 жыл бұрын

    The ridiculous part of 330 is not that you can’t change weather without permission but the fact you need permission from secretary of commerce 😂

  • @marhawkman303

    @marhawkman303

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think the idea is related to ruining farming. 'cause that was a fad back in the day. "We need rain!" "Cloudseeding!"

  • @fragolastrawberry5920

    @fragolastrawberry5920

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just imagine actually getting that permission. XD

  • @nailersrule

    @nailersrule

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@marhawkman303 There's a department of Agriculture

  • @alchzh9719

    @alchzh9719

    3 жыл бұрын

    NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration ) is under the Department of Commerce

  • @jed-henrywitkowski6470

    @jed-henrywitkowski6470

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fragolastrawberry5920 If I was the person who granted or denied such request, I'd grant at least one just to troll.

  • @mdj.6179
    @mdj.61793 жыл бұрын

    This made me read food labels. It raised a couple of questions in my mind. Is Pepperidge Farms in violation of federal regulations when all their ingredient lists start "MADE WITH SMILES AND..."? Who regulates Sargento making their cheese at: One Persnickity Place Plymouth WI, 53073 ? See you in court...

  • @Claubuza

    @Claubuza

    Жыл бұрын

    That's their legit address though. I've seen lots of companies located on places/lanes/drives named after the company. I would imagine they pay for that, and Sargento probably just opted to pay to change the street name to Persnickety Place instead of Sargento Place.

  • @cactoos9793
    @cactoos97933 жыл бұрын

    "You can't change the weather without permission!" Global Warming: Haha CO2 levels go brrrr

  • @fragolastrawberry5920

    @fragolastrawberry5920

    3 жыл бұрын

    Let's sue global warming!

  • @ReffaDay

    @ReffaDay

    2 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was climate change?

  • @artimiss1238

    @artimiss1238

    2 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if thats why we have to have car registration? XD

  • @Teekoness

    @Teekoness

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ReffaDay It's global warming in the sense that the over all global temperature is going up, but since this caused confusion to many and deniers jumped on it because in certain areas it was colder rather than warmer, the common terminology was changed to climate change.

  • @ReffaDay

    @ReffaDay

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Teekoness oh like when humans could grow crops in Greenland.

  • @WeirdVideoGames
    @WeirdVideoGames3 жыл бұрын

    The "love" thing actually makes sense to me. Sure, putting "love" as an ingredient is pretty harmless and no one would take it seriously, but listing ingredients accurately is a really important legal issue. And if people can put "love" as an ingredient, I'm certain less than scrupulous companies will be happy to push the boundaries and list other abstract concepts that can be misleading such as "positive energy" and it can very quickly turn into things that sound like ingredients but are just corporate buzzwords.

  • @JohnGardnerAlhadis

    @JohnGardnerAlhadis

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly.

  • @drakkensdatter

    @drakkensdatter

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not to mention allergy issues. As a person with multiple food allergies, having food labels be both accurate and precise is actually really damn important to me, and literal life or death to some of my loved ones. While "love" is obviously just a cutesy joke, ingredient lists being clear, accurate and precise is a disability issue. Imagine if an emergency broadcast system just started playing random pop songs with no explanation. While obviously the songs are not actually relevant information, confusing people by junking up channels used to communicate life and death information with silly stuff is a big deal.

  • @WeirdVideoGames

    @WeirdVideoGames

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@drakkensdatter I didn't think of that. Well put.

  • @shagel7

    @shagel7

    2 жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of Jackson Galaxy's "Safe Space for Cats": Ingredients: This solution contains Natural Spring Water, Alcohol (as a preservative), Essence of Lotus, Lakshmi, Full Color Spectrum, Reiki Energy, and the following essences: Broccoli, Chamomile, Elm, Golden Areca Palm, Lantana Involucrata, Marsh Thistle, Mountain Pool, Pale Tiger, Swallowtail, Pink Seaweed, Pink Yarrow, Rainbow Kelp, Rhododendron, Rose Coneflower, Swallow Wart, Urchin, Vervain.

  • @deusvult6920

    @deusvult6920

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@drakkensdatter wow you're allergic to love

  • @dimlightbulb10
    @dimlightbulb103 жыл бұрын

    He would have an absolute field day talking about the UK laws regarding what makes something a biscuit vs a cake.

  • @TheBrokenRobot

    @TheBrokenRobot

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes the Jaffa Cake biscuit or cake court case of 1991. He needs to cover it

  • @ledynosaur5236
    @ledynosaur5236 Жыл бұрын

    I used to work at Nashoba Brook Bakery and had this story told to me. "We used to say love was an ingredient and got shut down by the government."

  • @cakecatastrophe5624
    @cakecatastrophe56243 жыл бұрын

    Bread is made with love: illegal Goldfish that are made with smiles...

  • @lunasophia9002
    @lunasophia90023 жыл бұрын

    "They trampled on our freedoms to be able to send people via the mail" Wait, what? It's early on a Monday, surely I misheard that. No. No I did not.

  • @alexandrezani

    @alexandrezani

    3 жыл бұрын

    There is an explainer somewhere that talks about how "mailing people" mostly meant the person would ride with the mailman, not literally get put in a package and sent.

  • @benoithudson7235

    @benoithudson7235

    3 жыл бұрын

    You can still send chicks in the mail. Just not human ones.

  • @jamesburk8145

    @jamesburk8145

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Abe Garfield is that... poetry? I think so.

  • @pkawesome6230

    @pkawesome6230

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bahahahaha

  • @nancypine9952

    @nancypine9952

    3 жыл бұрын

    A few years ago someone tried to mail a puppy, and that wasn't legal either.

  • @Ed20942
    @Ed209423 жыл бұрын

    “This concept of “wuv” confuses and infuriates us!” - FDA

  • @Jesse__H

    @Jesse__H

    3 жыл бұрын

    Single Female Lawyer, havin' lots of sex 🎶

  • @Justanotherconsumer

    @Justanotherconsumer

    3 жыл бұрын

    You have to use the common or usual name, which is “John Lennon.”

  • @TorIverWilhelmsen

    @TorIverWilhelmsen

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Is this love twu? That is a regulatory requirement! Twu luv!"

  • @RigoVids
    @RigoVids Жыл бұрын

    6:13 the way his mouth curls after saying Newman is perfect. He portrays genuine anger.

  • @alexfilatov1226
    @alexfilatov12263 жыл бұрын

    1st Grader: Rain rain go away come again another day Government: STRAIGHT TO JAIL WITH YOU

  • @renegadeuvfunk
    @renegadeuvfunk3 жыл бұрын

    "FROM PRISON!" Best jump cut in ages.

  • @rlosable
    @rlosable3 жыл бұрын

    "Remove all love from your product" is the most lawyer-like thing I ever heard!

  • @MatthewCampbell765
    @MatthewCampbell7652 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, I would argue "love" is an instrument used to cook food, not an ingredient in it. Your grandma made your cookies with love, but she also made them with a spatula.

  • @arcticbear9619
    @arcticbear96192 жыл бұрын

    I loved this episode so much. I am a professional baker and we always say “we bake our bread with love” all the time as a joke.

  • @robinhahnsopran
    @robinhahnsopran3 жыл бұрын

    My favourite weird law: here in Canada, the definition of a stinkbomb technically includes farting, making it technically illegal to fart in public.

  • @beeble2003

    @beeble2003

    3 жыл бұрын

    You Canadians are all so polite that you wouldn't do that anyway.

  • @zzzyzzzyzzzyxxx

    @zzzyzzzyzzzyxxx

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@beeble2003 Yes. Yes we are. So kind of you to notice.

  • @RainintheBrain

    @RainintheBrain

    3 жыл бұрын

    uh-oh That means Terrence and Phillip are Canada's greatest felons

  • @HandsomeDanVacationRentals

    @HandsomeDanVacationRentals

    3 жыл бұрын

    Crap. Legal Eagle is right. Everything I do is illegal......

  • @Aar0nDavis

    @Aar0nDavis

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ah crap...

  • @jdoe77
    @jdoe773 жыл бұрын

    "Tell me guys, why are you in prison?" ""I sold drugs" "attempted murder" "check fraud" "i bake my cookies with love" "YOU MONSTER"

  • @superfluousnscrupulous9458

    @superfluousnscrupulous9458

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I sent my mom a miniature spoon set"

  • @zrc1514

    @zrc1514

    3 жыл бұрын

    Was the first guy also mailing tiny spoons?

  • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT

    @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I mailed myself to my sweetheart for Valentine's Day."

  • @griffin3964

    @griffin3964

    3 жыл бұрын

    Correction: The baker put his "love" into his cookies.

  • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT

    @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@griffin3964 dare I ask how he makes the donuts?

  • @StupidlyStupid
    @StupidlyStupid Жыл бұрын

    Can’t believe Flat Stanley’s family are criminals because they mailed him to his friend’s house.

  • @senji8583
    @senji85833 жыл бұрын

    I am with FDA on the "LOVE" matter. Could be any kind of male or female hormones to sperm or saliva, and you can't complain about it because the company clearly marked it as "LOVE", and you have only yourself to blame for not reading before buying.

  • @Random_PersonOfficial

    @Random_PersonOfficial

    10 ай бұрын

    why get sex involved

  • @653j521

    @653j521

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Random_PersonOfficial It was an obvious connection to the word love, as in make love, make food with love, see how that works?

  • @Random_PersonOfficial

    @Random_PersonOfficial

    10 ай бұрын

    @@653j521 I understand the first words but after that you're speaking gibberish Sex is love* Edit: * stands for kinda

  • @FeenickzVR
    @FeenickzVR3 жыл бұрын

    Kids in preschool: *sings rain rain go away* The law: Those sick f**ks

  • @sunlightcat6974

    @sunlightcat6974

    3 жыл бұрын

    so freaking hilarious!!

  • @FeenickzVR

    @FeenickzVR

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sunlightcat6974 Gonna be honest I completely forgot aabout this comment lol, thank you for reminding me of the one time I made a good joke XD

  • @argonize

    @argonize

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@FeenickzVR Oof

  • @rubikscubedude4028

    @rubikscubedude4028

    3 жыл бұрын

    More like sons of b*tches

  • @livinontheedge7586
    @livinontheedge75863 жыл бұрын

    “Grandma can still bake them with as much love as she wants.. from prison” 😆 Didn’t see that coming lol 👌

  • @TrueYellowDart

    @TrueYellowDart

    3 жыл бұрын

    Seriously - one of the overall funnier videos on this channel.

  • @jos7006

    @jos7006

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious!!

  • @mattweller

    @mattweller

    3 жыл бұрын

    Regarding your quote in your ad "my friends and i built Nebula" is this true? Or are you being misleading in your ad?

  • @pr0xZen

    @pr0xZen

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Bradley Harrington "I'm in jail because I put love in my recipe", kinda sounds like you got caught jizzing in the batter/stew/sauce/noodles/granola/dressing at work.

  • @howtomeetwomen-
    @howtomeetwomen-3 жыл бұрын

    OMG thank you for captioning. I haven't seen a good video with it all night. Thank you.

  • @Andi-ox5nz
    @Andi-ox5nz3 жыл бұрын

    FDA: don't make any food with love Goldfish: what about smiles? FDA: that's fine

  • @HoZKiNZ
    @HoZKiNZ3 жыл бұрын

    The Simpsons' "The secret ingredient is Love" joke just got a whole new punchline.

  • @murasaki848

    @murasaki848

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well it apparently HAS to be kept secret legally.

  • @CaTastrophy427

    @CaTastrophy427

    3 жыл бұрын

    And Kung Fu Panda's "The secret ingredient is... Nothing!" bit. I'd imagine you'd get cracked down upon much harder if you listed "nothing" as an ingredient.

  • @kayodesalandy
    @kayodesalandy3 жыл бұрын

    When Kelso told Jackie that he couldn't change the weather, we laughed. We laughed at a patriot for following and informing us about federal law.

  • @hiccuphufflepuff176
    @hiccuphufflepuff1762 жыл бұрын

    Baker 1: So apparently it's illegal to list "love" as an ingredient. Baker 2: Crap. So do you want to start listing the usual name or try our luck selling drug-free cookies?

  • @lifeguardman6
    @lifeguardman63 жыл бұрын

    As a cook we joke that “made with love” means extra butter.

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller14403 жыл бұрын

    I wanna see Legal Eagle teaming up with Ryan George and have a Pitch Meeting for ridiculous laws.

  • @yish14

    @yish14

    3 жыл бұрын

    with Legal Eagle of course being played by Ryan George

  • @alexklotz3980

    @alexklotz3980

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's probably pretty hard for the president to defend themselves during a Senate impeachment trial. Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @crazy9932

    @crazy9932

    3 жыл бұрын

    Do itttttt

  • @MrHodoAstartes

    @MrHodoAstartes

    3 жыл бұрын

    Outdated regulations are tight!

  • @AldrickExGladius

    @AldrickExGladius

    3 жыл бұрын

    i would love this. Ryan has got to be one of my favorites right now!

  • @gzer0x
    @gzer0x3 жыл бұрын

    The weirdest legal rabbit hole I’ve gone down online is “what is legally a cheese” (organized by nation)

  • @krcmaine

    @krcmaine

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well there goes my monday night, thanks 😉

  • @majuuorthrus3340
    @majuuorthrus33402 жыл бұрын

    "Food in the US is highly regulated" Me, in the UK, having seen stuff in the US food aisle coverd in numerous warning stickers and labelled 'for novelty use only': are you sure

  • @rdoyle29
    @rdoyle293 жыл бұрын

    The wording of the exemption for actors wearing Postal Carrier uniforms seems to still make it illegal to wear the uniform if they are playing someone other than a postal carrier.

  • @ckhound1
    @ckhound13 жыл бұрын

    As a former USPS worker, its hilarious what you CAN send through the mail. Such as bees, shovels (which don't require any sort of packaging, just a shipping label), and I do remember seeing an alligator (illegally shipped).

  • @brimeetsbooks

    @brimeetsbooks

    3 жыл бұрын

    There was a company on Shark Tank years ago that would ship a potato for you. Potato Parcel. Man, people will buy anything. I think there's another that mails rubber balls for you. No box.

  • @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS

    @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS

    Жыл бұрын

    @@brimeetsbooks Then how do they ship them? No logic.

  • @georgejoncas3818
    @georgejoncas3818 Жыл бұрын

    Love your presentations Legal Eagle. This was a particularly interesting video. On a side note, I don't think I ever want anyone's 'love' in my food.

  • @thedragonclan693
    @thedragonclan6933 жыл бұрын

    gotta say this because my dad was a postal worker, the motto that is attributed to the postal service actually wasn't made by them, it was found on an old building they bought to turn into a post office, and as far as I'm aware, nobody knows the original company who the motto belonged to.

  • @wecsam
    @wecsam3 жыл бұрын

    8:57 "Is love measured in grams, ounces, or pounds?" In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee? In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife?

  • @MrNateSPF

    @MrNateSPF

    3 жыл бұрын

    How about love? Measure in love... Seasons of love...

  • @chb2551

    @chb2551

    3 жыл бұрын

    Since you can't measure Love, the FDA will have to allow it, because they have to prove that the manufacturer didn't include that as an ingredient. Challenge it in the courts and you'll win on the basis of the owner of the company is innocent until proven guilty. They can't prove they're guilty of mislabeling the item's ingredients so they're innocent.

  • @48917032

    @48917032

    3 жыл бұрын

    If you try to sell it in the EU, it BETTER be measured in grams, or that is a labeling violation right there.

  • @aycc-nbh7289

    @aycc-nbh7289

    3 жыл бұрын

    Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles and some kind of innocence is measured out in years, no?

  • @ikazuchioni
    @ikazuchioni3 жыл бұрын

    I am Storm! Mistress of the Elements! Congress: Let's see your permit ma'am.

  • @kindlin

    @kindlin

    3 жыл бұрын

    So good.

  • @ScooterBond1970

    @ScooterBond1970

    3 жыл бұрын

    She breaks the law every time she has a mood swing.

  • @adrianmcbride1666

    @adrianmcbride1666

    3 жыл бұрын

    Does diplomatic immunity apply (as the queen of Wakanda or as a member of Krakoa's Quiet Council' Spring? Summer? Court).

  • @ScooterBond1970

    @ScooterBond1970

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@adrianmcbride1666 good point, I forgot about that

  • @KnightMage

    @KnightMage

    3 жыл бұрын

    What about Thor?

  • @glenellbandy2670
    @glenellbandy26703 жыл бұрын

    Great info!

  • @slusheewolf2143
    @slusheewolf21433 жыл бұрын

    "Cookies need love like everything does" -Agent Smith, Matrix

  • @littleBIGPORTAL
    @littleBIGPORTAL3 жыл бұрын

    The "FROM PRISON" part really got me, that was really funny for some reason

  • @OmegaMikePL
    @OmegaMikePL3 жыл бұрын

    Girlfriend: tell me that you love me. Me: This is considered to be intervening material.

  • @GodsservantJohn330
    @GodsservantJohn3303 жыл бұрын

    Probably my favorite of your videos!

  • @DynamiteChannelist
    @DynamiteChannelist2 жыл бұрын

    Me, baking cookies for my niece: I made them with love. The gov’t: You did WHAT?!?!

  • @possumsalad6614
    @possumsalad66143 жыл бұрын

    kids after saying rain rain go away: "why do i hear boss music?"

  • @111ram1
    @111ram13 жыл бұрын

    Objection: There were six laws listed here when you clearly advertised five.

  • @Jartran72

    @Jartran72

    3 жыл бұрын

    The version on Nebula has the 6th. As advertised in the video.

  • @TheCinder24

    @TheCinder24

    3 жыл бұрын

    Giving us more than we asked for?!? 😁

  • @Jeff_Lichtman

    @Jeff_Lichtman

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's a baker's video.

  • @evilpinky4206

    @evilpinky4206

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol 🤣

  • @nameofthename

    @nameofthename

    3 жыл бұрын

    objection overruled, the court is fine with this decision.

  • @tuckfuddyduddy
    @tuckfuddyduddy3 жыл бұрын

    Yay! Legal Eagle is back in my feed!

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious033 жыл бұрын

    Neat video! Thanks for uploading!

  • @TheMilitantHorse
    @TheMilitantHorse3 жыл бұрын

    "What're you in for?" "Terrorism." "And you?" "I put love in my cookies."

  • @enqrbit

    @enqrbit

    3 жыл бұрын

    ''You monster!''

  • @alexjustalexyt1144

    @alexjustalexyt1144

    3 жыл бұрын

    Other guy: "I did the rain dance"

  • @brandonf1260

    @brandonf1260

    3 жыл бұрын

    Prison guard: I never realized we were holding those with a worse reputation than Hitler

  • @youwouldntclickalinkonyout6236

    @youwouldntclickalinkonyout6236

    3 жыл бұрын

    What's really funny is we're number 1 in incarcerations but he compares us to china. *You'll find the execution rate is significantly higher in china*

  • @brandonf1260

    @brandonf1260

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Mia_2512 china has more executions then the entire world combined has

  • @digiholic
    @digiholic3 жыл бұрын

    It's nice that the government is no longer such a shitshow that every episode has to be about some other travesty of law and we can have this silly situations again.

  • @jaschabull2365

    @jaschabull2365

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did you miss the part where ol' #45 managed to get away with falsifying weather reports, and how his administration basically made it a rule to never insinuate that he was in the wrong?

  • @erickmejia4602

    @erickmejia4602

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jaschabull2365 he's no longer president

  • @robertjenkins6132

    @robertjenkins6132

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's pretty messed up that it's illegal to mail small spoons. The Drug War is a sad sh.-show, and it continues. (Cf. the incarceration statistics mentioned at the beginning of the video.)

  • @jaschabull2365

    @jaschabull2365

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@robertjenkins6132 I know right? When your country out-arrests Winnie the Pooh's regime, you know something's gone wrong.

  • @skittybug6937

    @skittybug6937

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jaschabull2365 And it's even more bonkers because Winnie the Pooh out-arrested Stalin at peak gulag.

  • @Quadraxis
    @Quadraxis3 жыл бұрын

    12:55 The druid, about to cast Control Weather to save a ship full of kittens and puppies from capsizing: "Sorry, it's a federal crime".

  • @iAtulu
    @iAtulu3 жыл бұрын

    "The US regulates food, cosmetics, and drugs pretty heavily" Laughs in EU

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte71983 жыл бұрын

    Imagine someone adding "hate" as part of the ingredients.

  • @ulrichkalber9039

    @ulrichkalber9039

    3 жыл бұрын

    would be illegal with the same reason.

  • @lizardgirl413

    @lizardgirl413

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ulrichkalber9039 you must be fun at parties

  • @CadetGriffin
    @CadetGriffin3 жыл бұрын

    "Blood", "Sweat" and "Tears" are not common or usual names of ingredients either.

  • @jerryspoops

    @jerryspoops

    3 жыл бұрын

    Do have a taste of my 10g tears, 20g sweat and 150g blood cocktail, officer.

  • @ladykoiwolfe

    @ladykoiwolfe

    3 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, they are considered contaminants. And potentially carry contagion. Love, however...

  • @dx1450

    @dx1450

    3 жыл бұрын

    But it is the name of a musical group.

  • @mikebakster2540

    @mikebakster2540

    3 жыл бұрын

    They are for cannibals

  • @vladimirilyichulyanov4569

    @vladimirilyichulyanov4569

    3 жыл бұрын

    you've never eaten cake made from blood, sweat, and tears?

  • @benjaminbaer9712
    @benjaminbaer97122 жыл бұрын

    Criminal: What are you in for Kid: my dad got me a mailman costume.

  • @Raine_R
    @Raine_R2 жыл бұрын

    4:30 dude you just made my week keep up the great content 👏

  • @diapason89
    @diapason893 жыл бұрын

    "It's illegal to modify the weather." No wonder the Allies settled with the Proton Collider in RA3.

  • @pierrecurie

    @pierrecurie

    3 жыл бұрын

    Meanwhile, IRL, the LHC collides protons all the time.

  • @FabbrizioPlays
    @FabbrizioPlays3 жыл бұрын

    LE: "Tiny spoons can be considered drug paraphernalia" Me: "Sure, heroin, makes sense." LE: "People snort cocaine off them" Me: "...interesting."

  • @GhostEmblem

    @GhostEmblem

    3 жыл бұрын

    why do people heat heroin in a spoon anyway?

  • @FabbrizioPlays

    @FabbrizioPlays

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@GhostEmblem Presumably all the same reasons we heat soup in a saucepan, except you're not about to inject an entire saucepan worth of heroin.

  • @camiblack1

    @camiblack1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Youngins don't remember all the jokes about George W Bush being born with a silver spoon under his nose.

  • @GhostEmblem

    @GhostEmblem

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@FabbrizioPlays So for no reason? It doesn't need to be heated at all?

  • @xp8969

    @xp8969

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@GhostEmblem so that it dissolves in the water

  • @dalfifran7572
    @dalfifran75723 жыл бұрын

    10:28 LMAO! That blurred face. Who can forget the SharpieGate. :D

  • @herbsewell4995
    @herbsewell49953 жыл бұрын

    Love your show!

  • @clarinethro1695
    @clarinethro16953 жыл бұрын

    Child: Wears postal service uniform for Halloween FBI : *I’m sorry, little one*

  • @yurdp
    @yurdp3 жыл бұрын

    The secret ingredient is- “LOVE?! Who’s been screwing with this thing?!”

  • @mikebakster2540

    @mikebakster2540

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thats why weve got tp switch over to hatred

  • @yurdp

    @yurdp

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mikebakster2540 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shampoo1991

    @shampoo1991

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think goldfish used to label "smiles" as a ingredient it may have been a Photoshop but still if it did it exist this is why it's gone lol

  • @FollowingTheDream455

    @FollowingTheDream455

    3 жыл бұрын

    @yurdp Keep searching for the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. You'll never learn it Plankton.

  • @MatthewHarrisLawPLLC

    @MatthewHarrisLawPLLC

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did Mo-body get that this was an early Simpsons reference?! You people need to get out Moe. Don't you know that all work and Moe play makes Moe a Moe Moe?!

  • @flutenanyidk1806
    @flutenanyidk18063 жыл бұрын

    "But don't worry; as long as they don't sell and label them, grandma can still bake your cookies with as much love as she wants- FROM PRISON!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @aetheralmeowstic2392
    @aetheralmeowstic23923 жыл бұрын

    The Government: makes it illegal to modify the weather. Pokémon Trainers: *sweat profusely*

  • @DaGraveCrowder
    @DaGraveCrowder3 жыл бұрын

    12:40 "Rain rain go away, come again another d-" "Ok, hands behind your back!"

  • @dog2man1994
    @dog2man19943 жыл бұрын

    best law will always be "It's illegal to walk down the street on a Sunday afternoon with an ice cream cone in your back pocket"

  • @biancabia7386

    @biancabia7386

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was France, right?

  • @danielfigueredo5194

    @danielfigueredo5194

    3 жыл бұрын

    What?

  • @kagesora007

    @kagesora007

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@danielfigueredo5194 It was allegedly a tactic in the US back in the day to tempt and lead away horses, who allegedly love ice cream.

  • @kannonball5789

    @kannonball5789

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kagesora007 allegedly

  • @brianhaygood183

    @brianhaygood183

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Damian Jablonski

  • @JasmynSundayrose
    @JasmynSundayrose3 жыл бұрын

    Even though I'm Canadian, I'm hooked on your channel!

  • @keithberjeron763
    @keithberjeron763 Жыл бұрын

    8:55 Grandma: "I made you these cookies, with love!" ::FDA Agents swing through the window and bash down the door, tossing in a flashbang for good measure:: "YOU JUST F***ED UP, BUDDY!"