Michael's delivery of "It sunk" was so good

@1craley878

6 ай бұрын

I know right, he's always making me laugh because of stuff he adds to jokes off camera.

@king1maduro

6 ай бұрын

And so did the joke😂

@Primus-ue4th

6 ай бұрын

I personally like all the laugh tracks

@1craley878

6 ай бұрын

@@Primus-ue4th stop it. How pathetic are you claiming to be that you say that you don't like something but you have so much time to waste that you watch it anyway and then find some comments to post on. Find a hobby other than internet troll.

@sndsiwrite

6 ай бұрын

Had to explain it to the less floatsom types!(Dense)

A Japanese translation of the will smith slap 😂😂😂

@johnlibradilla6692

6 ай бұрын

At least there wasn't a slap

@commandercaptain4664

6 ай бұрын

They forgot the part when Will yelled HADOKEN!

@GlorifiedTruth

6 ай бұрын

I thought Colin's jokes were a bit off in this Update, but he did hit that one out of the park.

@77Creation

6 ай бұрын

😂@@commandercaptain4664

Wish these were much, much longer. They're my favorite part of SNL.

@troyallen8223

6 ай бұрын

They really need their own hour. There's plenty of material to choose from that never gets touched

@davidbarnes1113

6 ай бұрын

They’re certainly the funniest part of the show at this point!

@daviddavis2894

6 ай бұрын

1:49 And if we can do anything about it, I’ll be white after 2061

@al28854

6 ай бұрын

i thought the writer's strike was over, maybe less writers being hired back and with the same budget.

@aintnomeaning

6 ай бұрын

And the live audience doesn't know how to laugh at jokes, it's kinda sad.

Nothing makes me smile like seeing Che upset the audience and look around like the cat that ate the canary.

@smiletime

6 ай бұрын

It was a mouth-gapingly good joke, though, and I’m a woman.

@RW-gp1dq

6 ай бұрын

He's not funny and should be replaced.

@cleverusername9369

6 ай бұрын

​@@RW-gp1dqyou have no sense of humor and should be replaced

@Devilninja333

6 ай бұрын

@@RW-gp1dq snowflake

@lemongavine

6 ай бұрын

Bill Burr does that too

That elephant joke was so stupid but I think it's my favorite

@jakehix8132

6 ай бұрын

the graphic for it was also just great.

@franjkav

6 ай бұрын

Look up “elephant joke” a la ~1960s

@nate9361

6 ай бұрын

I think "sunk" from Che did it for me lol

@RuthBhmand

6 ай бұрын

Margaret looks suspicious to me, you guys, I think she might be involved somehow.🫣

@DeRussellMasina

6 ай бұрын

It's parallel to what humans actually do

"...Bibles Bursting into Flames! ..." 😂

Whoever did the Margaret the Elephant graphic deserves a raise.

@Sara-ij1iq

6 ай бұрын

really? a raise? no.

@janelliot5643

6 ай бұрын

Thanks for pointing that out. Not having watched closely I had to go back and it was well worth it.

@peterborchek2637

6 ай бұрын

Biden is president and boarder line zombie. Why isn't that made fun of

@BeccaGhusn

6 ай бұрын

@@peterborchek2637 they literally had a "biden is old" joke in this video

@peterborchek2637

6 ай бұрын

i know what are the odds at this point@@BeccaGhusn

4:15 I don't know why but just the way he says "sunk" has me in stitches

@thethird3d

2 ай бұрын

For some reason it reminded me of Beevis and Butthead Eheheheh…Sunk

These two are the highlights of SNL! I love when they just smile so proudly while the audience is either groaning or laughing their heads off.

“Shorties and shady stuff” 😂😂😂

Jost and Che's Weekend update is always funny and I like how they often put each other on the spot.

@yakityyak8894

6 ай бұрын

Some jokes are good. But most are bad. I'm a liberal by the way.

Love Michael's shifty eyes when he says something that could possibly be inappropriate. Lol

“You don’t like it, or…?” Che’s reactions after the joke are hilarious 😂

That bankman fried prison joke was on point

@Lisanoencasa

6 ай бұрын

I hope Sam himself hears it, hands down best zinger!

@fuzzywzhe

6 ай бұрын

He won't do hard time. He's too politically connected. I bet it's less than 5 years, and he'll be out in 2, in Club Fed.

@Quintesson05

6 ай бұрын

​​@@fuzzywzheI feel the same way about Doubledealin' Donny. The judge (or jury) at one of his trials will sing "Guilty!" like it's _Cop Rock_ on Broadway, get a sentencing recommendation from prosecutors that exceeds James Earl Ray's 99 years, then he'll wind up walking free before the following World Series.

@fuzzywzhe

6 ай бұрын

@@Quintesson05 Trump will be found guilty and then will be exonerate on appeal. Basically there's no case against him in any of the trials, but that won't prevent him from being found guilty. They know it won't stand appeal.

Love how they crack themselves up. These 2 definitely deserve their own show.

@Bigsky1991

6 ай бұрын

Or not. Seeing them mug at the stuff THEY wrote is unbearable.

@Scriber42076

6 ай бұрын

@@Bigsky1991 yet you watch n cry every week. See you next week

@Kevinschart

6 ай бұрын

The circle j continues. Every week you people come in here and make the same comment. "OMG! So cute how they laugh at the jokes they helped each other write". "And the canned post joke responses are just too much. I literally can not!" If they deserved their own show that would have it by now. They have been at it for just about a decade. The segment is fun, but you goofy fans are unbearable.

@Scriber42076

6 ай бұрын

@@Kevinschart yes the circle jerk of republikkkanns crying never ends. The mean TV show hurting thier feelings. Crying every week. When you say "you people"? What does that mean? "Same comment"? Like SNL going broke etc. So as an adult. How does a TV show hurt you?

@Scriber42076

6 ай бұрын

@@Kevinschart if tRump deserved to be president he would've won. Lmfao So your upset at a TV show. But your in love with a draft dodging sexual abuser? Hmmmmm

That Insanely Unrelatable Anecdotes joke was channeling Norm MacDonald

Colin with the "cuz it's the Titantic" was so on point🤣

@TentinQuarantino_

6 ай бұрын

“Sunk” 😂

@nathanm.6147

6 ай бұрын

​@@TentinQuarantino_ i do that whole "oh, i get it" bit a lot with obvious jokes, but Che just taught me the timing of where to put another tag with that lol​

Colin and Che's little back and forths to each other after the Titanic joke were perfect! Sometimes it's the little off-script bits that hit the hardest. 😂

Colin went dark with his jokes this week 😂

@senister14

6 ай бұрын

I couldn't stop thinking about Michael oohh jokes.

@lloydmiller4439

6 ай бұрын

Yeah surprisingly darker than Michael.

I laughed too much at the ‘bottomless water’ joke 😂😂😂

Why.... did I laugh so long and so hard at that Elephant joke?

They did not come to play with the high level of jokes tonight 😂

how did they not use iceberg lettuce for the titanic joke

@blackqueen164

6 ай бұрын

"Bottom-less water" was golden😂

The way the word "sunk" was delivered just SENDS me. Burst out laughing.

I 🤭 far too much at that Jared Leto joke.

@sohft

6 ай бұрын

haha suicide

@meaganaventine

6 ай бұрын

Funnier when you consider Jared Leto is Scarlett Johannesens ex boyfriend

@DaMorg3

6 ай бұрын

@@meaganaventinewait really?! 😂 that’s f***ing hilarious.

@Kitty8791

6 ай бұрын

​@@DaMorg3Yeah, before she married (& divorced) Ryan Reynolds. Though it's kinda a cringey look for Colin, seeing as he got the girl in the end, but still had a need to mock her ex?

@tentardigrades968

6 ай бұрын

@@Kitty8791Umm Jared Leto mocks himself by being an absolute garbage human being.

Have to say I do really like this being one 5min video rather than split into two vids :) Whoever made that change... it's noticed and appreciated!!

That good sex joke was so true.

“Bottomless water” 😂😂

I love how they just stopped trying not to laugh!

The joke about not being able to swear in trump due to fires starting when he touches a Bible just was so believable and I lost it on that one. Lol

@mabotiyn

6 ай бұрын

You can’t swear a devil with a bible

@1craley878

6 ай бұрын

@@mabotiyn I know that, I would have thought they would have have too.

@kingbullyrock8739

6 ай бұрын

@@1craley878 Biden is going to Hell for supporting Palestinian genocide.

@robinlware

6 ай бұрын

Dumb joke just like every Lib. Make America Great Again

@stone1andonly

6 ай бұрын

What they don't tell you is that Trump's real name is Damien.

Colin Jost and Michael Che are one of the best if not best SNL anchor duos. "Talk amongst yourselves,"

@CalebJacobs459

6 ай бұрын

Nope. Seth is better.

@PhysicsMathandMe

6 ай бұрын

Huh, didn’t know Seth was an “anchor duo”

@CalebJacobs459

6 ай бұрын

@@PhysicsMathandMe Seth is better.

@KVdaKrook44

6 ай бұрын

Seth 😂😂 stop it yall these 2 are better if not tied wit Jimmy and Tina

@CalebJacobs459

6 ай бұрын

@@KVdaKrook44 Wrong again.

Che upsetting the audience then questioning his life are always the highlight of the updates lol.

Best segment of any show😂

The Bibles kept bursting into flames did not get enough attention.

Why is the Closed Caption conversation completely different from the actual conversation?

@tomholroyd7519

6 ай бұрын

Lol I need real subtitles but hahaha funny how few people notice

@ObamaFromKenya

6 ай бұрын

@mgmoody42 same here, Closed Captions have no connection to the word’s coming out of their mouths

@sleeplesskitty449

6 ай бұрын

glad I'm not the only one that noticed.

@mgmoody42

6 ай бұрын

It turns out that the 2nd released video for Weekend Update is where the subtitles belonged. How did they mess that up? Oh well! 🤣🤣

@ObamaFromKenya

6 ай бұрын

@@mgmoody42 that would be confusing for the hearing impaired. Do better SNL 😠

Cell phone labeled, Shorties and Shady Stuff! LOL 😂

"Where he will be used as an alternative currency". Damn son.

"Japanese subtitles of the Will Smith slap" best description of her misspeak EVER! 😂😂😂

“It’s the Titanic.” “Cause it’s the Titanic, right.” “It sunk” 😂😂😂😂😂

@3:12 the moment Colin locks eyes with Ben 😂 within the crowd

Love the Japanese translation of will smith it was hilarious 🤣🤣.

Che and Jost are the best duo ever!!!

Ramaswamy looks like Squiggy from "LaVern and Shirley."

That Bankman-Fried joke about alternative currency was perfection.

“…making a wig out of a labradoodle….” I lost it! Hahahahaha!

One of my favorites segments of SNL 😂😂

3:03 that look of absolute disgusted concern

Sam Bankman Fried went to a salon called The Puff & Poodle.

Another outstanding edition of Weekend Update. Colin and Che woke up and decided to go full savage with their material. Love it

One of the funnier weekend updates!

The titanic joke I instantly got it 😂😂😂

The captions 😂

“Leather hooker boots” 😂😂😂 “Shorties and shady stuff” I can’t with these guys! Too good. 💀

Wig out of a labradoddle! Lol

The last two jokes had me wheezing 😂

The middle east joke even caught che off guard i love it 😂😂😂😂😂

still laughing at the redhead joke. doesn’t matter how played out it is it gets me every time.

Love their chemistry

They went HARD on this one!! Good job boys!!

List of who cares what Vivek Ramaswamy has to say: 1. Vivek

@TheNonEdibleCheese

6 ай бұрын

You'd be surprised, he's becoming rather popular, especially compared to anyone else other than Trump.

@drewgoin8849

6 ай бұрын

His mother hopes he says, "Here Mom, I got that money I stole from you in that stock fraud job."

@rickwrites2612

6 ай бұрын

I mean he's not wrong. The GOP are a party of losers, but this includes him.

@albertgaspar627

6 ай бұрын

Vivek is like the kid in school who thinks he figured out one thing that makes the popular kid popular...so he copies the behavior...without realizing the popular kid gets away with being a jerk because he IS popular, not that he's popular for being a jerk.

@Cybrix

6 ай бұрын

You people are sure having a difficult go of smearing Vivek without being able to fall back on your tried and true tactic of falsely accusing your opposition of being “racist”.

Great weekend update collin ,and Michael che killed it always prefect sum all the news this week but im sad it was too short 😂.

Weekend Update never disappoints 😂

@Joe-dime-a

6 ай бұрын

Idk when you started watching, but I can assume you never watched Norm

@HeTurnsHimselfIntoAPickle

6 ай бұрын

@@Joe-dime-a Oh yeah, Norm is way past my age. I started watching when Colin is already on the seat

@Joe-dime-a

6 ай бұрын

@@HeTurnsHimselfIntoAPickle ay man okay fine then we ain’t arguing bout nothing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jamesm9995

6 ай бұрын

Do you seriously find this funny ?

@Scriber42076

6 ай бұрын

​@@jamesm9995YES!. See you next week crying again.

Is anybody checking the closed captioning? Looks a little off.

I love the "after" on the Titanic joke.

Hearing him say "it sunk" makes me realize how people kinda avoid saying it so explicitly.

On a serious note- her daughter is 25 years old- a grown ass married adult.

@al-bot1094

6 ай бұрын

Is she running for office?

@Maxrepfitgm

6 ай бұрын

​@@al-bot1094Is Hunter?

@Ochreification

6 ай бұрын

Which makes her having a Tiktok account even more pathetic.

@al-bot1094

6 ай бұрын

@@Maxrepfitgm no. Hunter isn't. You should tell the moron Republicans that too.

@gageshippy2256

6 ай бұрын

@@Maxrepfitgm he's helping his dad collect money from all the companies Biden is giving tax breaks to.

“…the Bible bust into flames”🤣

ALWAYS the BEST part of SNL !!!!!!!

I love Weekend Update!! These two guys crack me up! 😂❤

Margaret wa surprisingly funny.

Loved, "It isn't important how (Ramaswamy) knew Haley's daughter has a TikTok account."

That Titanic joke sunk faster than the bow section.

Vivek knows GOP is a party of losers, that's why he is seeking a Republican nomination 🤣🤣

@yogeshkmrful

6 ай бұрын

Or he isn't a liberal cuck 😂

@jayellington3998

6 ай бұрын

How is this show still on the air?

@hair4571

6 ай бұрын

@@jayellington3998 because people watch it,,, what a stupid question

@Emk315

6 ай бұрын

Tell me one thing Vivek said on that stage you disagreed with?

@shantabalu

6 ай бұрын

RS You said it!! Dems won't touch him with a ...... 20 foot pole. LOSER Vivek .... has an .....ARMY of Indian BOTS ....... who praise him..... if he says 2 + 2 = 4!!!!!

Uh-oh, some poor SNL writer thought "Monotreme" was the name of a species instead of an order. Get 'em, nerds!!!

@christopherlundgren1700

6 ай бұрын

I already corrected the mistake in another comment. Nerds away!!

@rjrmonkey

6 ай бұрын

It might as well have been "A new animal, called a mammal was discovered...."

@KennethHabeck-yg7ln

6 ай бұрын

Seth calls such nerds “jackals” for his weekly feature simply dubbed “Corrections.” (My second favorite thing Seth does after “A Closer Look.”)

@KennethHabeck-yg7ln

6 ай бұрын

(Seth Meyers for anyone not sure who I meant.)

@christopherlundgren1700

6 ай бұрын

@@KennethHabeck-yg7ln I've been known to jackal a time or two.

Brilliant this week!!

This segment has always been the best of SNL!!

Ego N's impersonation of him was spot on 💯... the WHOLE episode from start to end was BEST ever, lmbo @ each & every sec.

Gawd these guys are funny. They probably are the best news duo in SNL history.

3:36 - At the end of the Elephant joke, Colin Jost makes the ol' Norm MacDonald deadpan face

At 3:46 you can see Michael register how much backlash the joke will get in real time

The Sam Bankman-Fried joke was phenomenal I almost choked laughing

Good jokes this time around, well done writers.

The driving joke sounded like a norm Macdonald special

Norm MacDonald would've LOVED that Israel school joke.

@Cybrix

6 ай бұрын

Norm wouldn’t enjoy anything about modern-day SNL. The jokes he used to make would have gotten him fired and cancelled today.

Weekend update continues to be the best part of SNL. Titanic Menu was a favorite of mine. Sunk. I Look forward to SNL posting it in entirety Monday Morning.

@DunedinMultimedia2

6 ай бұрын

But the jokes fell flat

@pdxcorgidad

6 ай бұрын

@@DunedinMultimedia2 Meh not all of them were great, but some were genuinely funny. What I recommend in the future (though the Rules of the Internet will prevent you from taking advice from somebody you disagree with) - instead of making a subjective statement, say it's your opinion the jokes fell flat.

As a redhead.......well duh!

Alternative currency? Spot on...

I love that intro music

Do they write the jokes for each other and then wait for the reaction? This was hilarious. Always love these guys

@canaisyoung3601

6 ай бұрын

That's the general consensus, according to the KZread comments here. There might be some truth to it, there might not be. Who knows?

@kx4998

6 ай бұрын

They did that before

@Syn410

6 ай бұрын

That's a special "skit" they occasionally do, they usually just write racial jokes that the other has to read. These jokes are mostly written by SNL writers with their input also

@billyjbryant

6 ай бұрын

Most of the time, no, that's only something they do from time to time and they announce it beforehand in most cases

Wow! Great job, writers. These were all funny!

@mds1171

6 ай бұрын

Derp

@UberLummox

6 ай бұрын

@@mds1171 Awe, what part made you mad?

@potatogaming7044

6 ай бұрын

Sounds like a bot wrote it

@Scriber42076

6 ай бұрын

​@@mds1171that's a great impression of tRump

@Scriber42076

6 ай бұрын

@@potatogaming7044 please explain what you mean. This should be good.

JARED NOOO 😂 but fr I lost it at bottomless water 😂

I got the cologne ad for this episode lol

@yogeshkmrful

6 ай бұрын

What does that mean ?

"The way the promotion works is: if we buy enough albums, he'll jump" I'LLTAKEYOURENTIRESTOCK!

that was hands down the best weekend update in years

@poltronafrau

6 ай бұрын

No, it wasn’t. It was tepid af.

@natehill2758

6 ай бұрын

Yeah this definitely isn’t the best. Pretty middle of the road

@Scriber42076

6 ай бұрын

It was ok. However I can find better. Love SNL

Great bits tonight!

that fuckin 30 seconds to mars joke was so good I’m mad I didn’t think of it

alternative currency!!!!!!!!!!!

Hilarious, you guys rock!

I love it when Che says Colin's name with disappointment LOL

not for nothing, but 30 seconds to Mars had ONE track that my youth will grant them eternal immunity, "the kill" oscillating feels