0:56 The way Michael says: "You are a stupid man." Absolutely kills me.

@canaisyoung3601

29 күн бұрын

The last time they had a joke like that where the punchline was Colin drawing a gun, Che said, "What happened to you, man?" as if he were concerned about Jost's mental health (never mind that the constant humiliation Che dishes out was probably the cause of it). I knew that was a lie. I wanted to believe it wasn't, but I should have known better.

"cause you're giving me that window seat" "... plenty of fish in the sea-metary" THOSE TOOK ME OUT 😂😂

@heyheytaytay

29 күн бұрын

if only.

"Trust me, I know." I'm dying. So good.

@TheMikester307

Ай бұрын

LOL! These are usually good, even when the gags don't hit the mark!

@ShawnDillon-pw8lb

Ай бұрын

…I’m sure high school was tough on Collin,but look at the payoff: Harvard grad,co anchor on snl weekend update and Scarlet Johansson sleeping in your bed naked…

@aaronleverton4221

28 күн бұрын

Still ended up married to Black Widow.

That rat graphic, omg. It was so perfect.

Colin with that gun, LMFAO

@srbrant5391

Ай бұрын

“You’re giving me that window seat!”

@istdochallesegal3427

Ай бұрын

Followed by "you are a STUPID man" 🤣🤣🤣

@annekantola4822

28 күн бұрын

Next James Bond? He looked really menacing 😀

@ismarwinkelman5648

24 күн бұрын

Horrible trigger discipline

The Kevin spacey joke 😂

@CorePathway

Ай бұрын

When you’re famous you can just grab them by the package

@brady3126

17 күн бұрын

Kevin Spacey was acquitted because the charges were totally imaginary

Colin is going to bring the good news about that Billy Dee Williams quote back to Scarlett

@Thessalin

Ай бұрын

I was waiting for Michael to do that joke next.

@adamluther5836

Ай бұрын

She can finally play the REAL Black Widow!

The female rat looked kinda cute and enjoyed the Kevin Spacey quip. Picture of young Colin was adorable

C-metery 🤣

@mk-wz2sh

Ай бұрын

but isn't it "there are plenty of fish in the sea-mentary"?

@Ducky69247

Ай бұрын

​@@mk-wz2sh well that was the joke, but now you've gone and ruined it

I was lucky enough to go to a high school where being a musical theatre nerd and an SF/fantasy nerd was so common, nobody gave you shit about it

@fathertimegaming17

Ай бұрын

No one cares

@gigi-ij1hk

Ай бұрын

@@fathertimegaming17 You seem nice

@blueelf217

Ай бұрын

I went to a school in the hood of Brooklyn, but didn't read LOTR till college. Don't really like musical theatre. So only a little bit of a nerd.

High school *was* a tough time. Thank you for your sympathy, Colin.

@LilyBarker-nf3ng

26 күн бұрын

Yeah that one was personal.

Kudos to SNL for hitting on Golden Bachelor. Everyone hyped that junk so much during it's broadcast, that the downfall was expected.

@imhereforitall9218

29 күн бұрын

All those contestants in that franchise seem to have serious mental issues. Guess that is a prereq.

lol teen Colin had that 90s boy haircut. I saw so many with that hairstyle growing up.

@kitcoffey7194

Ай бұрын

It's called "the douche"

@matthewshakin2575

Ай бұрын

He looked like Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting lol

@canaisyoung3601

Ай бұрын

Colin Jost was born in 1982, so he would have been a teenager from 1995 (13) to 2000 (18), so it makes sense. But I always thought that haircut mixed with how chubby his face was made him look like a high school bully. That smug smile he had ties it together.

Jost revenge for the joke swap has been very well carefully well planned ,and cruelly executed.

@PatGunn

Ай бұрын

He got his Jost Desserts

@ishotmyboss

Ай бұрын

"Yours is the size of a mouse's leg?"

Musicals and lord of the rings. As a band/ theater geek/ ap nerd I did well in high school socially when I shouldn’t have lol

The Bachelor, and Golden Bachelor, baffle me. Why would a group of any women throw themselves at these guys on TV, and you just know it isn't going to work out. The only person I know that watches it is my 80 yr old mother.... and no she isn't single.

The audience was incredible for this Weekend Update.

We needed more Colin & Che.

Lord of the rings musical in Chicago? 3 of my favorite things!

These are all SO good. 😭😂

plenty fish in the C ... -metery 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

There’s plenty fish in the C…….metery 😂 wow che

I find it rather weird that a musical adaptation - at least if done with care - would actually be something Tolkien would approve of heartily. I mean, someone's singing in basically every chapter of the books as it is.

@hopekeeley2122

Ай бұрын

The man loved his music

Yeah, I think Mr. Scarlett Johansson is doing alright.

America: where rats can get birth control, but adult women cannot.

@alphanerd7221

Ай бұрын

Why lie like that?

@canaisyoung3601

29 күн бұрын

I was hoping for the joke to go there, but I guess that would have been too predictable.

@wawaicedcoffee

28 күн бұрын

We can get birth control, it’s abortion that’s being contested

Give me the Beavis and Butthead Sketch!!!

@javier77street

Ай бұрын

Exactly. Funniest sketch of the night.

@tylerhackner9731

Ай бұрын

Yessss

@junkboy555

Ай бұрын

DITTO!

@ishotmyboss

Ай бұрын

It's up!

@Ducky69247

Ай бұрын

Huh? All you have to do is click play on that one instead.

Nice trigger discipline, Colin 🤣

Colin with a gun is the most terrifying thing I’ve seen this week

Colin got that 90s high school haircut.

@canaisyoung3601

21 күн бұрын

Yeah, I hate it too. The chubby face and smug smile made Jost look like he bullied kids rather than was a victim of bullying.

Another great Weekend Update that Kevin Spacey jokes was great

I'm saying it yet again 'These Two together are SNL.😂😂❤❤😅

Amazing weekend update had me giggling like a mf.

Colin got his revenge..married scarlett lol

Can't get enough of that Colin Mockery.

@jonathantifone8001

Ай бұрын

I see what you did there.

@jennifermorgan8348

Ай бұрын

Oh, so clever. Loved it.

@janeentumbao8690

Ай бұрын

That's Michael Che, not Wayne Brady! 😂😂😂😂😂

Awww, young Colin. Nerds should be proud- I was and am!

Rat jokes good.

1:35 you are gonna do fine, young Colin...

Colin's baby pic could have just been the entire segment. 😁

@barney5583

Ай бұрын

laalaa99stl, *high-school pic

I've watched too many gun videos on KZread - my first thought was 'poor trigger discipline, Colin.'

@canaisyoung3601

16 күн бұрын

That's why Che called him a stupid man.

1:25 hey, that nerd grew up to marry the hottest woman in Hollywood. Respect.

@zxaddictxz

Ай бұрын

Fact!

@alphanerd7221

Ай бұрын

She isn't even top 5 in the MCU.

😂Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉

This was one of the very best WU's of the season or most any season. And Caitlin slam-dunked on Colin. ^^^^^^^5's to her.

Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉

Man this was some funny writing

When I read the NY news story I knew SNL would be doing something with rats😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I for one, hope to live to see a day where this extra 1 minute and 40 seconds of jokes could go in the same video as the rest of the jokes from this episode. Alas, even with the rise of AI and Beyoncé's new country album, the technology simply isn't there. Yet...

@canaisyoung3601

Ай бұрын

Just wait until Monday when they upload Weekend Update as one whole segment. They've been doing that for a while, probably because they got sick of hearing complaints about it from the comments section.

@Ducky69247

Ай бұрын

​@@canaisyoung3601as if they're reading the KZread comments section 😂

Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉🎉

The Sea-metery? seriously now haha 😂🤣🐟🐠💀🪦

Why do I have a feeling ABC is going to do a Golden Divorce limited series

Divorcing after only three months? Geeze, who could've seen that coming? 🙄

LMAO 1:35 seemed like most boys had that haircut in the 90s

I guess centre partings were all the rage (when Colin's dad was a lad). 🤣

Colin might have had a tough time in high school, but I'm sure that his classmates are envious of him now.

These were GOOD

"I can't wait until the days we, as US citizens, have as many healthcare benefits as a sewer rat in NYC."

It was tough thanks😂

Love these guys. Had a good laugh thinking about female rats focusing on their career... in rat business, no doubt

that high school picture was ROUGH.

They like it LoL nah they didn't like it 😂😂

It's nice to finally see something funny from SNL.

SEAMETARY

Wait...?? Divorce after 3 months? Duh!! Haaaaaaaaa!! That's expectedly hilarious!! 😂😂😂

Colin is the only white man who can still look adorable while holding a gun. 😂

Those poor rats will wonder what is wrong with them to not be able to have little ones.

@navyajain9249

Ай бұрын

you really think rats WANT to have kids? in this economy? but jokes apart i dont think rats realise that theyre having intercourse to have offsprings, its just biology.

The LOTR musical is solid. It's already played in Toronto and London

Damn so Colin comes to the Weekend Update set strapped

The rat in high heels is nightmarish.

Great episode

Awesome! 😂😂😂

The Lord of the Rings: the Musical premiered over 16 years ago, and yes, high school was a tough time, Colin 😂

High school was a tough time.

Pizza Rat is starting a chain.

Colin had that Butt Cut! Says a lot really.

I was in high school when the LOTR movies came out and were huge, so it's funny to think Colin and his contemporaries had to enjoy the books, like idiots and the appropriate scorn from their class mates.

“Trust me I know” jost who’s MARRIED to Scarlett! Way to go my man!

Colin jokes about liking musicals, but he's now married to Scarlet Johannson, so I think he won.

I got a little scared when he took that gun out.

Che, I liked the rat joke.

You guys are hilarious and really intelligent !

I see Colin also had that hair cut that guys had in the 1990s

OMG Remember "Soul Man" with C. Thomas Howell? Shocking blackface from the 80s.

i didn't like either of those but high school was still high school

I think the joke of showing your high school self for laughs only works if the pic doesn't make you look good.

🐀💼

Colin borrowed that gun from his wife.

I was that high school nerd.

If only there was some way to put all of Weekend Update in one video so it wouldn't have to be split...

@canaisyoung3601

Ай бұрын

How many times do I have to say, "Wait until Monday when they upload the entire segment" until people realize that it does happen and they don't have to force themselves to watch the segments individually?

There's something to be said about that high school picture compared to current Colin. I don't know what it is, but there's something. Same thing for his wife Scarlett Johansson saying she would not have dated Colin in high school. There's something to be said, I just don't know what.

Aww, the LotR joke ^_^

They have used birth control to control feral cats in Australia. If you didn't know cats are NOT native to Australia and caused major havoc to the ecosystem.

weekend update has brought back a refreshing return to 1970s comedy in which we can laugh at anything without maliciousness or hatred.

1500 carry-on guns? How do people not know the rules? Or was that one psycho with a crazy big carry-on?

where’s papyrus 2 ⁉️⁉️

Trigger discipline!

😂😂😂😂

They in fairness looked good for people 70 plus.

0:54 poor trigger finger discipline.

PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON IF YOU ARE AWESOME AND LOVE COLIN AND MICHAEL

Colin's joke would have been better if the punchline was ScarJo

🤣🤣🤣🤣