The pilot: "So yer goin ta Peru, AGAGAGAGAG, Spongeboy me Bob I need more ketamine!"

@Froggy_Bomb

Ай бұрын

Ik this was 3 years ago, but this got me 😂😂😂 thanks for the laugh

Hey, don’t know if you know but your narration of ”Ted The Caver” got a shout out from Darkness Prevails

@gouachepottwo7537

2 жыл бұрын

Oh ooo

So basically...”YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOl!!!

@gabrielmontes289

3 жыл бұрын

Lol!

@gabrielberger7673

3 жыл бұрын

"CJ? OOOHHHH"

They’ve seen all the “Great Adventure movies” except The Mummy.....

@jackdurden466

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Seems like it! They’ve only seen the ones where everyone survives.

My first time listening to you, you had a really smooth southern drawl. Finding out you’re not from the US is really fuckin with me. Love the story and love your narration!!

@tknight6132

3 жыл бұрын

I thought his accent was strange 😆 🤣

I'm so glad you're still doing Josh Wagner's stories 😁 I can't wait till you get to the "I Banged A Werewolf" story

@PhilieBlunt666

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao, now that sounds like a classic

That title alone is a one sentence horror story. Nice

@laurahenriksen19

3 жыл бұрын

Damn straight. That's what I thought haha

@gerythionargarys7848

3 жыл бұрын

We opened the wrong mayo jar! We replaced the wrong tire! We filled the wrong water jug! We sold the wrong roses!

I love the background music. Something bad is coming, slowly.

Raiders: Raids Tomb Ghosts: AWE HAIL NO! >:[

You picked the wrong tomb bub !! ( mummified wolverine is displeased)

Gotta love archeology/lost civilization scary stories! Great narration, can’t wait for part two!😊

Joshua Waggoner is one of the best authors I’ve heard in KZread. And I’ve heard this long ago by another narrator, but so many times it’s better by a different one making another listen worth it.

Sounds like the local spirits don't appreciate tomb raiders. Can't wait to see how this turns out in part two. Great story and narration so far.

The first thing I would have done with that saw was cut my way out. What they did was the equivalent of ignoring a bonfire in dark souls and continuing to explore with 10 levels worth of souls.

Holy shit they discovered the Pillar Men.

@matosz23

3 жыл бұрын

AYAYAYAYA!!!

@dboot8886

3 жыл бұрын

"JUST KEEP YOUR HORNDOG HORNSWAGGLE OUT OF THE STORY."

@brycenlanager1216

3 жыл бұрын

@@dboot8886 I can't tell but was that a reference to The Emperor Gets a Text to Speech Device?

@dboot8886

3 жыл бұрын

@@brycenlanager1216 Yyyyyup!

“YOU PICKED THE WRONG TOMB, FOOL!”

I've been waiting for another story from Joshua Waggoner.

I'm calling it now, the 'magic metal' is some kind of nanomachine mass, and if it get's into people, it becomes a zombie-transformative nanomachine plague. It wiped out the previous civilization, and they barely managed to seal it off before abandoning their ruins or something. Great story so far!

This is why I hate watching new uploads... I'm left waiting for the ending! Awesome story, thus far!

Is it just me.....or is there a fourth person in this story that beck is trying not to mention but slips up sometimes?????? When she had altitude sickness the other girl said to Terry "they" have been like this for hrs. Couple times in the tunnels I thought they referred to an extra "he" too. Or am I just reading into it to much? Lol

@joshwaggoner1301

3 жыл бұрын

No. "Beck" was originally written as "Rebecca Thorborrow" and the story was intended to be narrated by a woman with Skott only voicing the male characters. But after several complications with the intended narrator he wanted to go ahead and do it himself. So instead of having the story rewritten he's just slightly altering the main character's name and trying to avoid any overly telling gender indicators by leaving the character somewhat androgynous. So he doesn't have to try and use a female voice for most of the narration.

@dawndee7952

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshwaggoner1301 ah ok, thank you......I tend to over think lol

@m00shminki88

3 жыл бұрын

@@dawndee7952 i was thinking the same thing!

@lauravonutassy1919

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe one of the people already there???

@lauravonutassy1919

3 жыл бұрын

Doing the research before they arrived, is what I mean. 😐 Sorry, felt I had to elucidate.

Its funny that this story came out two days after the first time I watched Memento

How…HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE MILLIONS OF SUBSCRIBERS!?!?! I don’t understand 😭 You’re literally the best! THE BEST OF THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!!!

Ancient civilization stories are great

You done the best reading of this I've heard, the way you differentiate the voices and add emotion to the performance really helps sell it! Other readers don't always put any emotion or performance into a reading, but you consistently do a great job!

Damn how you release a story this good and it's not complete

❤️ Love Love Love Josh's work!! Just got done listening to this-part 1 and as always it was great & F***in hilarious! Now I'm off to find part 2.!!

Your narrations are so brilliantly delivered. A true, delightful indulgence. Thank you so very much.

That was one wicked video. I was actually a little surprised when you didn’t do any of your notable voices but it never detracted from the story. You hit a gold mine with this one and now I can hardly wait for part two. Thanks for this incredible story and your excellent narration.

Fantastic job as always NaturesTemper and I'm definitely looking forward to Part 2.

Oohh can’t wait for part 2! This is fab!!

Can’t wait for part two, but upset there’s no three or four...love tomb and ancient pyramid dwelling stories. Great narration, as always!

Please continue! :-)

Must've been a lost Mar-a-lago tomb 😭🤣

And he's back!!! Our favorite storyteller in true form . It's about time Scott

Dynamite really doesn't work like that! LOL.

Oh so msd I could just spit!I want part 2 now,now, now!Feel better now.Seriously exciting story,mister.Your inflection made it .Got lost the whole thing.Thankyou

Outstandingly brilliant narration!

You are quickly becoming a legend good sir. Cheers mate 🍻

Beautiful! That is a masterpiece!!!!

Sweet storytelling more asap please I'm very hungry for pt2

"we raided the wrong tomb.... There were dinos and exotic animals and stuff. We did meet with this looker of a British chick, though." 7:27 aaaaaaah, there's the reference. Hahaha

Perfect timing

I was drawn in until they didn’t try to use the explosives on the door that lead to the outside. It’s something that everyone makes fun of, stupid people doing stupid things in a horror situation. Even an insurance commercial made fun of things like this 🤣❤️❤️

@joshwaggoner1301

3 жыл бұрын

What door? Quote the line that mentions a door leading back outside.

Love the cave/archaeological/both stories 👍

This is exciting! Thanks for the read!

My 3rd run on this 🤣. I have been up rearranging rooms (it is nearly 4.15 am 😱) and this is my "just before bed" installment 😁

Oh nature I don't think there has never been time where I haven't liked when your videos I discovered you 3 years ago and been a loyal fan since I wish I could do more for your brother thank you for this lovely entertainment and stories that you provide to us I care love you man stay safe mask off 😈

Oh this is gonna be a LONG wait for part 2!...but we all know it will be worth it.

Ayye pappiiii

I think I'm going to wait till the whole thing's out before I listen to it

If sheogorath was my pilot, i wouldn't be getting on that plane

When tomb raiders discover my piss storage tomb.

"if you look out the window you can see my pecker flaping in the wind" i spat out my drink at that

15:58 Sandy and I

Can you imagine how much tools like those would sell for? Either to collections or carpenters(😂) .

Thank you!

I need part twoooooooo😭

Just from the Thumbnail it's going to be a Good Story 👍 Thank you:) Nature Temper!!!! Your Voice is so Beautiful ❤️ I hope that you and everyone else has a Magiclicious 🌈 Monday Night and are Safe Too 😘 much love Sexy K ✌️💋

Understandable, have a great day.

Haha it took 25 minutes to figure out I'd heard this before

OMG I would LOVE ❤️ to be on a plane where the pilot is making jokes about his pecker out the window 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 that’s some funny shit! Great narration and story looking forward to pt2! XOX Luna 💚🥦💚

Ohhhh nice... x

Ah yes

Can you do more military stories?

🤣🤣🤣 Team sticky fingers (and their legalised wanton theivery known as ARCHEOLOGY) gets served!

I think I heard Creepymcpasta do this one, but it's still a great story! Reminds me of The Abyss.

@joshwaggoner1301

3 жыл бұрын

It was Dr. Creepen.

When I hear the name Terry I think of Slenderman.

I miss my butterfly knives.

Completely sealed way. Yes, blow it open...

NO! Why did it have to end at such a good point

We raided the wrong village

Zombies destroyed Atlantis!!!

PART 2!!!

Nyc still here!!!

O no my memory is terrible 😱

I know this is going to be a great story, but I truely dispair cliffhangers...

lol Terry’s a character

I've hiked in more than one hot, humid rainforest, and no, your cotton shirts don't rot to the point of smelling bad (not in less than a week, anyway).

The Pilot is Bobby Lee 💀

where are you getting these stories

Where the hell did you find a range that let you shoot full auto pistols. Moreover, automatic is not what you need if you wanna hit a target from any range with a pistol. Just my 2 cents

@kyriannagyan

3 жыл бұрын

Several ranges in my state have full auto licenses, and will rent sessions with them.

@yepwhocares3541

3 жыл бұрын

@@kyriannagyan what state?

@kyriannagyan

3 жыл бұрын

@@yepwhocares3541 Nevada

If you asked me the last thing my best friend said to me on Steam just two days ago, the last word and nothing more, I’d fail.

On a scale of silly pudey to c4 how sierras is your pudey?

@NaturesTemper ... Was the pilot's a Newfoundland accent by any chance?

ALSO THEY HAVE CREATED SEVERAL NEW TYPES OF HEMOSTATIC MEDICINES GIVEN CURRENT DATE SEE FOR YOURSELF GAUZE POWDER, COMPRESS MACHINES ETC

Could they not just the the infinite power rock saw to cut their way out ?

sounds like the pre olmeck civilisation that built the lower half of matchu pichu

Ancient power tools huh

I honestly don't believe anything or anybody unless I was there to see it or hear it and that's the truth

36 minutes of Nature's Temper!!! Ohh and part 1!!! Drool!! Skott you are my favorite person besides my husband in the whole world!!

swear I've heard this before

@rickyhurtt5568

3 жыл бұрын

You have. Twice already from different people I do believe

@issshanesmart8480

3 жыл бұрын

I figured that out might've mentioned it on part two of this

Part 2?

Yay

I'll never unsub, and you can't make me :p

your falsetto makes me want to eat nails

If you don’t think this man can tell a story your wrong

💀🤢 zombie mummy virus!!!

Part one

I have an echoic memory so this should be a fun ride

Is Becky in any of the other stories?