The "Isreal?..." "Yeah Tomar." is my favourite one ever.

@jibbzpersonal

3 жыл бұрын

TIMESTAMP PLEASE!! i have been looking for this moment forever

@shen4385

3 жыл бұрын

@@jibbzpersonal 36:41

@JHenryEden

Жыл бұрын

really funny how he bragged about being a pure askhenahzi too.

@GreenEyedDazzler

Жыл бұрын

@@JHenryEden stay mad

@JHenryEden

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenEyedDazzler to say it like zach would: "its just a funny little factoid"

The iconic Zach “ What would you do if?..”

@Dorf274

3 жыл бұрын

All of our lives are controlled by Zach's infinite hypotheticals.

@distilledbrainstem7364

3 жыл бұрын

No but seriously this is a great video

@plok7533

3 жыл бұрын

I wish one day he would say that and then say nothing else, just add nothing onto it.

@inktoxicant

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dorf274 hypothadelcal

@moppupaws

2 жыл бұрын

its his fault that im constantly making my friends and boyfriend answer ridiculous hypotheticals almost daily.

I feel like 90% of zach's bits are just him testing things for smiling friends

@Ambipie

Жыл бұрын

he's been writing comedy since he was little

@lowearthsurfer

Жыл бұрын

@@Ambipie he's been writing comedy since he was a homunculus

@owenwalsh1432

Жыл бұрын

@@lowearthsurfer Zach actually inscribed the script for the first episode of smiling friends inside the walls of his egg sack

@josephomega9799

Жыл бұрын

I've been saying this for years and no-one's listened to me

@lowearthsurfer

Жыл бұрын

@@josephomega9799 no u haven't. U have 0 uploaded videos.

“Why would he sneeze into his son’s mouth?” “Because he’s abusive.” I’ve replayed that line over and over and it still hits the same

@shadowrunner1352

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking same

@Spacesjamwascooloutofign

Жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@kolbykauffman4180

Жыл бұрын

33:05 onward.

@screamy_

Жыл бұрын

the way chris so sadly goes “waha.. why would he do that..?”

@morgboat744

Жыл бұрын

no no, it’s “Because he’s abusive :D”

i forgot how good the "rapists beware" "you're in for a scare" bit was

@theaterbugsc1158

3 жыл бұрын

It kills me everytime

@xXFangRideXx

3 жыл бұрын

just the "heheh youre in for a scare" murders me

@cerbear594

3 жыл бұрын

it makes me also spit out my drink every time, i've seen it so many times but i always forget

@theaterbugsc1158

3 жыл бұрын

susan klein hehehe you’re in for a scare

@Theosyion

3 жыл бұрын

11:34 enjoy

"You haven't defeated me!" will forever crack me up.

@noahplack9490

3 жыл бұрын

It’s HIM! The man! The myth! The legend!

@alyssamcfarland4747

3 жыл бұрын

That character is actually the secret dark souls boss.

@thedenseone6443

3 жыл бұрын

For me it’s “ObamaCare doesn’t work!”

@terminallycapricious2149

3 жыл бұрын

I love "don't let the girls see me like this"

@turdferguson9452

3 жыл бұрын

“Dox HIM, not me!”

Complete timestamp list. Hope this helps 😁👍🏻 0:07 - "guy who have lot a water" 0:18 - Julian throws Chris's phone 1:28 - Microscopic witches 1:45 - Spongebob fart jokes 2:38 - Obama speech about Plankton stealing the Secret Formula 3:12 - Sasquatch Hypothetical: Red Pill or Blue Pill 5:05 - Get him a ~croissant~ 5:47 - Priest confessional/"I boiled a frog in water, Your Honor" 6:26 - Creating new sound effects (Matt scream + Robbie Rotten impressions)/Julian is always hooked up to machines 7:21 - Sasquatch Hypothetical: Sansa Squatch 7:52 - Baby employees 9:06 - The Mandalorian: An Oneyfilms Production 10:13 - Cake-Takers business model 11:25 - Rapists beware... you're in for a scare! 12:33 - Trump Impression: Linkara/"BUILD THAT WALL!" 13:30 - Miss Fowl's membrane-blast/Jimmy Neutron impressions 15:07 - You are being sued for teh libelz/1cm string of shit 15:50 - McDonald's employee roleplay/"You haven't defeated me" 19:53 - Stigmata Donkey 20:48 - Sora swims through urine 21:24 - Crash Bandicoot game theories/Crash anagrams ("Rash C") 22:43 - Donkey Kong breathing with his eyes closed 22:59 - Flo from Progressive is a "knife-fucking meme" 23:33 - "Bigfinger"/The 49% Interesting Reviewer 24:05 - Hypothetical: Matt Watson Banana 27:32 - Call your friends "sweetheart" 27:59 - The Anything Video Contest 28:08 - Chris grabs his first boob/Chris's baby 29:08 - Stonehenge and Slenderman 29:23 - Jimmy Neutron gets Black-Pilled/The Braincel Subreddit 30:39 - Hypothetical: Your Brain is Exposed 31:00 - Goron impressions/Nerd bullies 31:45 - The Tale of Tommy Two/Daddy Dearest ("he'd sneeze into his son's mouth") 33:51 - "I want my fucking cheeseburger!"/"What'd you say, motherfucker?" 34:21 - "Take it EZ babe!!! 😎" 36:13 - Can't find where you "coomed"/Tomar pushes Israel 36:54 - Get out of here you ______ /Italian Pepperonos 38:38 - Spiderman 2 debate (Mary-Jane and Spiderman are broken up)/"Are you in or are you out?" (Gay Green Goblin) 39:59 - The Hooter Trial/"You wanted to work at the Hoot, but your boobie were noot" 44:05 - Tomar Theme Song 45:12 - Trump Hypothetical: Atop the Fourth Wall Theme Song 45:34 - "You have to go back to the past, to play these shitty games that suck ass"/Samurai Jack impressions ("a buffalo took a diarrhea dump in his ear") 46:19 - How many realms are there in this game? 46:31 - Young Sheldon ("Husband I'm going to shake our child!")/500 Bazingas! 47:25 - Plankton uses the golden word/"The Brappy Patty" 49:06 - The Brap Rap ("freesoundsfart.wave") 49:32 - The Video of The Man/"Mike TV" Man 51:30 - The Blurry Man and the Perfectly-Lit, Dark Alley 52:24 - Otaku Joker Mukbang 53:38 - Vitality Cookies/Dr. Big Bones 54:58 - "I don't want to have to put a fucking bullet in your head, baby darling" 55:21 - Elderly Toy Story 55:54 - Actual Revolution 60/The Ancient War 56:33 - "Oi I die!" 57:09 - "You've Got a Friend in Me" Encore 57:11 - Pokémon Adventures ("Thank you for doing Pokémon jokes for me")/"I got hard like Metapod" 58:46 - The Simpsons Season 32, Episode 1: "Homer Freaking Clones Himself" 1:00:47 - Hypothetical: Ronald McDonald's Pus-Filled Clown Nose 1:04:42 - Mouse hit-and-run 1:05:18 - "Do ya chain hang low?"/Chris attempts to sing ("he put his finger inside of his... cock") 1:06:25 - The Flying Dog Prank 1:06:44 - The Slap-Off (Matt scream) 1:07:22 - The Tiny Man with the Tiny Knife in the Very Wide Alleyway 1:08:03 - Coffin Jenga 1:08:47 - Christmas Carol 1:10:08 - Monkey A and Monkey 2 Shenanigans (Monkey sings the "Song of Storms") 1:11:19 - Jedi Counsel Confusion ("The screaming, disappearing chair-man") 1:12:39 - When you cream do you scream? 1:13:13 - WE'RE ALL FUCKED, WE TOUCHED!/Can't we all just get a gun 1:14:05 - George Lucas is a genius/"I want Jar-Jar to kill Han Solo" 1:15:05 - Chris's Mail-Order Bride 1:15:57 - Obama strokes out 1:16:19 - Kingdom Hearts suicide pact/Goofy's green life-force 1:17:12 - Pokémon are just extra mouths to feed/"I'm 10, what the fuck?!" 1:18:00 - Chris's dog, Whizzy 1:18:20 - We Are the Champions: Disney Cover 1:19:32 - The Mario 64 Hoax ("Look, it's real!")/"They'll all believe me now 😈" 1:20:14 - Rev up your Harley Quinn/The Goker 1:21:21 - Ding Dong strokes out ("Siri, me wee hehehe")/The sound of a genius solving a puzzle 1:21:45 - Little Michael finds out there's a God 1:22:51 - Domestic abuse 1:23:01 - Julian's three-month delayed reaction ("What Does the Fox Say") 1:23:25 - Grinding gears 1:23:55 - Aphrodisiac martini 1:24:07 - Robbie Rotten tries to dox/"DOX HIM, NOT ME!" 1:25:17 - Creepypasta: Did Mario Swear???/"She was a fake gamer girl the whole time" 1:27:16 - The Gang Gets Better at Hypotheticals 1:29:03 - Chris spikes his Monster Energy ("MISTAKE") 1:29:52 - Stupid man at a bar ("the ice cubes hurt my teeth") 1:30:43 - THIS IS THE 80'S 1:32:05 - President Ding Dong 1:34:58 - My Uncle, the Apeist/Mama Luigi laugh 1:36:07 - Anti-Bullying Educational Video ("If bully make you boom-boom, step away from boom-boom") 1:37:26 - Tom Kenny scatting/Sponge pubes 1:38:34 - Only people from British are gonna get this ("Get your fucking shit together, wife") 1:39:48 - Cumbledore/Replacing Harry Potter with Chrischan 1:42:00 - I too am Humaan/"I enjoy the way you do not put your finger in me" 1:42:51 - Hypothetical: Baby Face on Your Big Toe/Chris's baby impression 1:43:42 - Hypothetical: Cat Noises ("Power rangers the movie") 1:45:15 - Prostate Exam Methods 1:47:06 - Homerphobic 1:48:09 - Bigman Theme Song 1:48:43 - Rod's Hard-drive 1:49:26 - A Very Kitten Christmas: Blanco's Demonic Adventure 1:51:55 - Chris wants McDonald's 1:52:31 - MatPat the Historian ("Slave Theory") 1:53:08 - Fat Albert's thigh gap 1:53:15 - Wormy Rachel/Stock photo man 1:54:11 - Chris assaults a child with a soccer ball and blames it on everything but himself/"Where's my fuckin' puss" 1:55:10 - Uncle Critic/"Hello you're my son" 1:55:54 - Jimmy Neutron Theme Song 1:56:48 - Chris aggressively relaxes Julian to death 1:58:00 - Hypothetical: Dead Obama in Your Urethra/"Don't let the girls see me like this!" 1:59:35 - Ron's got cancer ("Chemo's brilliant") 2:00:35 - Super Mario Odyssey Theme Song ("Princess Peach go missing, missing") 2:01:52 - Kickstarter pitch video/Ding Dong dies

@septicsilly

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ dude how long did this take you??

@CubicSagacity

3 жыл бұрын

@@septicsilly About 5 hours lol

@jarnsus2038

3 жыл бұрын

@@CubicSagacity damn, you got a lot of free time

@CubicSagacity

3 жыл бұрын

@@jarnsus2038 Putting all that quarantine-time to good use haha

@MELLOWDRAMA

3 жыл бұрын

I love you my friend

"I've got a box of 56 crayons, and I'm down to 23" super underrated line. that killed me

@EsteemedReptile

Жыл бұрын

Was that a reference to something or was it just a pair of numbers he pulled from his ass?

15:50 I love how REAL Chris’s impression of a mcdonalds employee is, he sounds like he’s actually sounds like he’s working there

@jackskellingtonation

3 жыл бұрын

Time please?

@irjohnston35

3 жыл бұрын

Time please?

@puppy34875

3 жыл бұрын

15:50

@inktoxicant

3 жыл бұрын

The defeated "I truly don't know what to do here sir" being drowned out by people speaking nonsense over each other is the perfect summary of the fast food employee experience

@therestinghornet6906

3 жыл бұрын

from someone who worked at a McDonald's for 2 years I got liek fucking PTSD flashbacks. I actually had some guy get mad because we didn't have a Whopper once. Its fucking asinine how stupid people are

"Let's hold the iron lung up to the mic" Says chris as he himself lifts up the entire 500lb iron lung from the era of polio to the 10lb mic stand with Julian inside

@DeepFreeze172

3 жыл бұрын

Chris is a strong boy.

@1czesia

3 жыл бұрын

Why is Julian inside of the mic stand?

@knutandersson4606

3 жыл бұрын

@@1czesia Because he's the size of an eyelash mite.

I love Ding Dong’s response to almost every hypothetical, “They wouldn’t say that...” “They can’t do that...” “Who cares?”

@Drewbie176

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a real master of improv.

@shadowjamm

2 жыл бұрын

Ya gotta have a straight man to increase the comedy quality just that little bit

@Subpar1O1

2 жыл бұрын

"He's a tiny man running around, that doesn't mean anything"

@ZRZK2127

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite response is "I would just die" but that's Cory I think.

1:35:20 - Chris: "My uncle was an apist" - Julian: "An apist?" - DingDong: "What does that mean, Chris?" - Chris: " He forcibly APED people.... He turned them into apes" LMAO

@Saiaxs

3 жыл бұрын

“DIPPED IT IN MUD”

@SomeGuyHowGoesIt

3 жыл бұрын

@@Saiaxs might be my fav oney moment if only for julian's incredible shock

@Bigboss1984V

3 жыл бұрын

Saiaxs the solid 4 seconds it took julian to realize is gold

@BigGreaseEX

3 жыл бұрын

He used his crinkled ape finger

@mariocar0727

3 жыл бұрын

@@BigGreaseEX Crinkled ape magic finger

I still like to believe that r/Braincels got shut down because the mods were tired of the massive flood of Jimmy Neutron memes messing up the wholesome nature of the subreddit

@scr0ngle108

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, wholesome?

@slurpfung906

3 жыл бұрын

@@scr0ngle108 what are you talking about?Braincels was always wholesome because the whole purpose of the subreddit is to combat the one thing that plagues humanity Tiny wrist

@lilscooty4429

3 жыл бұрын

wholesome? what lmao

@JeremyFinch42

3 жыл бұрын

Who said that's not what really happened?

@wormdeath

3 жыл бұрын

wholesome?

There's nothing more wholesome than hearing Chris laugh. I think its because it reminds me of Elmo, and I loved Elmo as a young grasshopper

@kirbyfanprime

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, no, I can't unhear it now....thank you for this gift.

@cappybappy4140

3 жыл бұрын

This is what I’ve been saying for years

@NoOne-qo6nb

3 жыл бұрын

And Cory's laugh sounds like Tiger from Winnie the Pooh. Lol

@LOL48093

3 жыл бұрын

and you'll make it flow, like water

@tonytattletaleliano956

3 жыл бұрын

To me his laughs sound like a monkey

Chris' genuinely confused and frightened "Why would he do that?" after the father sneezed in his mouth is just so funny

I heard OneyPlays pays their editors extra to cut out their coughing and wheezing, as to not show weakness.

@AsecasJavi

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like they are powerful gods honestly, if they coughed I would feel superior to them, therefore rendering them useless for my entertainment

@FleshNFaith

3 жыл бұрын

Julian never left the show, they just have to edit around him wheezing so he's in the raw recordings, but not any of the final uploads.

@scarletbard6511

3 жыл бұрын

@@FleshNFaith I fucking love the idea of Julian just wheezing and laughing the entire time, and they just have to edit around him.

@gnrmetallica95

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something to consult the HR department about

@randomguyontheinternet7940

3 жыл бұрын

@@FleshNFaith Fun Fact: Julian, with Zach or Lyle has never happened.

Please tell me "Rapists beware, you're in for a scare" is in this video

@justheretocommentforyoutob4387

3 жыл бұрын

What about niall falling over

@AsecasJavi

3 жыл бұрын

It is

@dustinjames6662

3 жыл бұрын

11:38

@oliviarose3513

3 жыл бұрын

@@dustinjames6662 you're doing God's work

@jonclauw1621

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but not for long - expect this to be reuploaded in a couple days with it censored

The “Take it EZ babe!!!” story is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard to the point where people who don’t find Oneyplays funny could understand it and enjoy it, which is good for me since none of my friends think Oneyplays is as funny as I do for some Godforsaken reason

@scum1633

3 жыл бұрын

the funniest part of that is that shad is the most degenerate artist on the internet, but he got embarassed by that somehow

@magnumopus788

2 жыл бұрын

Same i always try to show my brother and hes just straightfaced. Maybe the boys really did ruin my humor. Its mostly the only thing i find funny

@AoiUsagiOtoko

2 жыл бұрын

chris' voice when he says "it was him >:)" makes me lose my goddamn mind

@Hambo325

2 жыл бұрын

@@scum1633 trust me, there is more degen, he's just the only one that's "mainstream"

@Amartin-mu6oj

2 жыл бұрын

@@scum1633 He's talking about shadman?

13:05 I can't believe the impressions and specifically that joke made the real Linkara so salty, that he hates Chris over it.

@bulletbill5977

2 жыл бұрын

That makes it so much more hilarious

Julian and chris’s laughs are so hearty and healthy and meaty. I wanna hear ding dong laugh so hard he shits so loudly it clips the audio

@ghostface5559

3 жыл бұрын

dang you're cute

@beaux6251

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostface5559 get this man some water

“I’m a virgin, Jimmy. Make me bleed” - Mrs. Fowl

@sheg5910

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm going in Goddard!"

@itsgrey8135

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta Blast!!

@jackskellingtonation

3 жыл бұрын

When?!

@Zoxhiquili

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackskellingtonation 13:31

@D0NTST4RT

3 жыл бұрын

She truly is foul

1:19:20 chris doing the "WEEE" thing is so funny to me lol

36:30 that “yeah tomar..” is the funniest thing to me

1:06:54 THE SCREAM. THAT IS TRUE FEAR.

Game Category: "League of Legends"

@Optimustully

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you know? This IS the League of Legends!

@supahcomix

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jeremy-lu6wo its because league of legends is so bad it makes everyone laugh so hard

@Mike4Lifexx

3 жыл бұрын

It's because the OneyPlays crew is a league of legends.

@swiftkaratechop10

3 жыл бұрын

Big brain plays

@kingmorgana6782

3 жыл бұрын

I got a leauge of legends ad, lol

The way Chris says “A BUFFALO” at 46:09 makes my smile so big and greasy my cheeks rip open revealing a bunch of tiny little wonderful critters

Time stamps for myself later 1:29 mirco witches 1:45 spongebob farts/Obamacare 3:13 Sasquatch pills 5:50 Zach confesses 6:40 Robbie Rotten sounds 10:14 Cake Takers 11:36 Rapists Beware 12:32 Trump vs Linkara 15:52 angry customers 20:08 stigmata donkey 28:08 Chris' first touch 29:23 Jimmy Brainceltron 31:45 Daddy Fearest 33:51 fat cheeseburger 38:38 Spider-Man needs action 44:05 Tomar theme song 46:31 Bazinga Baby 48:07 Brappy Patty 49:53 'The Man' movie 57:12 Pewter roleplay 1:00:50 McDonald's adventure 1:20:14 Harley/Goker 1:23:27 Grinding Gears 1:25:27 Mario swears 1:35:21 Uncle Apist 1:42:00 Finger in me 1:47:06 Homerphobic 1:48:10 Big Man 1:49:26 Kittenmas 1:52:31 American history theories 1:53:08 Fat Albert thigh gap

@McDoinky

3 жыл бұрын

What about banana Matt?

@mattwellington6820

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know the name of the one from 11:57

@juanthebravo

3 жыл бұрын

1:42:49 Baby Face on Toe

*It's cute how when Zach laughs too hard he squeaks*

@playerhateroftheyear1084

3 жыл бұрын

He rarely laughs cause he's the funny maker but when he does it sounds cute

@thegregster3808

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the rat coming out

@zomber_hotep6822

3 жыл бұрын

No homo bro

@seriousbismuth2173

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegregster3808 the Jew*

@combativeThinker

3 жыл бұрын

@@seriousbismuth2173 What’s the difference? Zing!

I think "Daddy Fearest" is one of Chris' best laughter xD

@kiasmidt7678

3 жыл бұрын

Kl

@JJ-xw8sv

3 жыл бұрын

31:44

@chickenmonger123

2 жыл бұрын

He sneeze into his son’s mouth. 🤣

oh jesus god 1:13:13 when he says "I'm sorry, bring julian back" it hit me so bad I laughed until I cried and i cannot tell you why lmao

@dogwashthefirst597

Жыл бұрын

f *UU U a UU a OOOO UU Ck*

Love the fact that they are so obsessed with the Simpsons that they called it the Ribwich instead of the McRib

@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063

Жыл бұрын

😂

46:37 I can’t handle this part, it’s too instant

@ralofmcskooma3962

2 жыл бұрын

BAZZIINNGAAA

God you could do a day long compilation solely of Joolian’s glorious beautiful laugh.

@limppickle4306

3 жыл бұрын

"Complication" lmao

@adie445

3 жыл бұрын

"Wait, its all Juloolian's laugh?" "Always have been"

@shoeshine00

3 жыл бұрын

That would be nice

@darkmetaknight8623

3 жыл бұрын

His wonderful prospector chuckle

@pentelegomenon1175

3 жыл бұрын

I once saw a comment that said something like _chris: says funny thing_ _julian: expels all air from his lungs_ I thought it was pretty accurate.

While OneyPlays had a myriad of guests throughout this channel’s lifespan, Zach seems to be the most Luigi of them all, mostly because of his relationship with Chris prior to OneyPlays.

@a.pngofafrycook8784

3 жыл бұрын

Wee-gi

@Ebbie155

3 жыл бұрын

Borti_Ovi oh my god lol I always considered Zach a part of oneyplays but o guess technically he is a guest lol like you said basically a Luigi of the channel

@raymanfan9265

3 жыл бұрын

More like Wario and waluigi

@Borti_Ovi

3 жыл бұрын

@@raymanfan9265 Shouldn’t that be Tomar and Lyle since they are “the chaotic ones” of the group?

@JordaneRichard

3 жыл бұрын

The god tier lineup of guests would be Zach, Julian, Ding Dong, and Tomar, but all they would do is just squeal and talk in Tomar's voice.

The "sneezed into his son's mouth" bit cracks me up so damn hard every time.

The “ROBBIE ROTTEN? Who’d you expect, Sportaflop?” rapidly decaying into random sounds fucking kills me

zach as trump talking about linkara is amazing timestamps for my favs: 11:38 12:34 29:25 1:00:52 1:08:03 1:19:35 1:24:07 1:25:18 1:35:14

@ReekieRoo2

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

@leowagnerr

3 жыл бұрын

Its so funny, but why does he say THE LIGHTBRINGER

@shade159

3 жыл бұрын

Linkara is the lightbringer

@thezachman1

3 жыл бұрын

god bless you, my son

@REDDAWNproject

3 жыл бұрын

@@leowagnerr before linkara was linkara, he made SUPER cringe comics starring Lightbringer.

When ding dong makes Chris laugh so hard telling him the story about the big huge fat friend that would fart in the floor lol i hope that’s in this

@LatinaCreamQueen

3 жыл бұрын

Reading this comment alone made me remember and laugh.

@jimmybopper

3 жыл бұрын

Ripass

@whatsmyusernameagain

3 жыл бұрын

What vid is that from?

@NoOne-qo6nb

3 жыл бұрын

@@StinkoBrownTV it is

@NoOne-qo6nb

3 жыл бұрын

Another Kingdom Hearts moment is when Ding Dong made Chris cry laughing whilst discussing the Miracles song by Insane Clown Posse

49:13 they made the brap rap go HARD

@thisguy4543

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine not only having your face as a youtube profile, but also having hearts on said profile. ALL THESE BETAS INFESTING EVERYTHING GOOD, EVEN ONEYPLAYS

@dogwashthefirst597

Жыл бұрын

@@thisguy4543 the fuck are you on about lad

@larrygriffin4343

3 ай бұрын

​@@thisguy4543 at least they took the time to not be a lazy fucker and actually put a pfp rather than just a letter pfp with blank color. though you could say the same about me, im not the one yelling at people for what their pfps are. if you're gonna make an argument, be better than them in your own words or else you'll get the same treatment. if you're too lazy to actually try to be morally consistent, don't make the argument.

1:25:37 Julian: I wish that was a creepy pasta. Chris: proceeds to make a creepy pasta I know that Chris was going to do it anyways, but I still find it very sweet that he made Julian's wish come true almost instantly the second he said it.

This compilation is guaranteed to give me both a squee _and_ an XD

@Dark0neone

3 жыл бұрын

well said, gamer

@AsecasJavi

3 жыл бұрын

Don't watch the minute 13:40 I'm serious, tomar hid a secret brown note that will make you squee, xd +shit and pee

@i_teleported_bread7404

3 жыл бұрын

Dammit Tabby, how are you everywhere?

@samuell24

3 жыл бұрын

Siri me wee heehee

@inkgamer6891

3 жыл бұрын

ERM kind of cringe but ok 😂

Just to be fair, if this was solely based on hardest laughs, it would just be every episode with Julien in it. That poor soul pops his lungs every time Chris utters a nonsensical word...

@zandermetrakos2637

3 жыл бұрын

And we loved him for it. God rest his gay Mexican soul

@lindsay1359

3 жыл бұрын

@@zandermetrakos2637 ok that made me lol pretty hard

@zandermetrakos2637

3 жыл бұрын

@@lindsay1359 happy I could make you squee

@TrueRetroflection

3 жыл бұрын

Which is weird, since it's Ding Dong's lung that randomly collapsed in the days of yore

@aidendoesado3624

3 жыл бұрын

@@zandermetrakos2637 with glee

29:32 "Hey Jim, you wanna join Antifa?"- Carl Wheezer

1:38 They laughed exactly an octave apart, in C#

@Fillardmillmore

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes I'm surprised by certain audience overlap (just observing your username and pfp)

@g_way

Жыл бұрын

@@Fillardmillmore i just love odd men

@Fillardmillmore

Жыл бұрын

@@g_way I guess that would be the through-line lol

I love when my wrinkly face stretches

@BinkleXVI

3 жыл бұрын

Don't we all

@nadussias

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing

Wait a gosh darn second. You missed out the riot that happened when Nial fell flat on his face in the RE2 playthrough! For shame

“Daddy dearest, everyone fearest” 😭

6:27 is literally my favorite part of the entire video

Oney: A Sasquatch? Sasquatch: Wears lipstick Oney: *VERONICA THE SASQUATCH?!??!?!*

@UmamaGoblin

3 жыл бұрын

Doof O’neil

@squishward

3 жыл бұрын

the donkey kongess

@cream9905

3 жыл бұрын

Perry the Sasquatch!?

@TrueRetroflection

3 жыл бұрын

The sass-squatch

20:20 is probably my favorite part in oneyplays history

"You're in for a scare," is probably one of Chris's best fucking moments on the channel.

1:11:19 still one of my favorite moments in all of oney plays

I freaked out when I saw "Editing by: Ding Dong". But I realized it's just because they're using old clips he edited ;~;

@DaniJam05

3 жыл бұрын

Damn bro same

@ChaseFace

3 жыл бұрын

He will never be back Just accept it and the pain will subside

@Spearmph2

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChaseFace No

@vivianjames357

3 жыл бұрын

@@Spearmph2 out of the two of you I dont know who to root for. My heart.

@combativeThinker

3 жыл бұрын

Who the hell is Ding Dong?

The way Ding Dong says "This is stupid" cracks me up every time.

1:39:14 I believe when Chris heard Julian was going to faint from laughing so hard, he was trying to make him laugh to the point he would.

I had forgotten this period of my life. 31:45

"This number is the same as this number but upside down." "Youre a bad employee! Geeyao!" I dont know why that sent me into a laughing/coughing fit

awe yes, finally, a oney ASMR I can sleep soundly too. bless.

@delo-dreams

3 жыл бұрын

It's all fun and games until someone makes a horror ASMR with Julian wheezing from far away and it slowly approaches.

33:06 is the hardest I've heard Chris laugh and I love it (stamping 11:41 for myself btw)

@Fonduede

Жыл бұрын

I think he laughed harder at "ripass".

I can not believe I've never heard a Tomar Simpson Joke

julians so effortlessly funny. the “is he turning into plankton?” or the “im a stranger!” always make me cackle. not to mention his wonderful RAHBIE RAHTTENs and old lady voices.

it fucking kills me when Chris laughs so hard from his stomach that he accidentally sounds like plankton laughing

Plankton saying Obama care doesn't work, he's the real villan had me dying

1:13:16 this has to be the most beautiful power build-up ever

YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE SWEET LAUGHTER

"You cant ruin the word pizza" Pizza gate: 👀👀👀

1:29:04 that's the hardest I ever heard ding dong laughing 🤣🤣🤣

1:53:15 “Racheal! I missed you.” Is one of my favorite things on this channel lol

A moment of silence for the bits that didn’t make it (unless I missed some of them): “Gloom and doom in Dee Dee’s womb” “Brown bricks” The entire intro to their Sonic Adventure play through The will o’ the wisp bit from Croc Motifa’s tirade on the mortal realm And, of course, “funny scream”

@samwindberg1412

3 жыл бұрын

Motifas escapade in our mortal realm will be remembered by all.

6:17 is the hardest I’ve laughed at oneyplays in a min

18:08 YOU HAVENT DEFEATED ME

My favorite bit is the Macdonald's bit. "You haven't defeated me"

Pretty soon the list of editors will cover the whole screen.

Before watching the video: Hope they included the part in the rat game where Lyle breaks out in laughter upon hearing the woman spontaneously scream in absolute horror!

11:36 🤣 Hadn't laughed so hard in quite a while and didn't expect the joke. Had me dying of laughter. You guys are amazing and exactly what I needed, thank you!

The moments of them all laughing together are pure seratonin.

I just realized the other day that for the past 10ish years I've pictured Zach in my head as McLovin from Superbad and I never questioned it.

Jeez by the time we get to the “Markiplier jokes” compilation the opening will be covered in “edited by”s

1:13:13 as a guy called Dylan who was listening to this while half asleep, I have to say that I shat myself really hard from this

1:24:06 "DOX HiM, NoT mE!"

@Casowsky

3 жыл бұрын

Legendary

It's Ding Dong and Julian... I shed a tear...

That Banjo-Kazooie Playthrough still remains as the best letsplay to watch late at night.

@zandermetrakos2637

3 жыл бұрын

I get nostalgic watching their polar Express let's play. Its dumb but these dumb boys have a place in my heart

@randomguyontheinternet7940

3 жыл бұрын

@@zandermetrakos2637 The Pikmin 2 and Mario 64 ones are also fantastic.

Ding Dong’s Vice city bit about the 80’s has to be one of my favorite bits he’s ever done, he got so confident and animated with it

@EsteemedReptile

Жыл бұрын

AHHH HAA HAA THAT'S PRETTY KEWEL!!

@EsteemedReptile

Жыл бұрын

AHHH HAA HAA THAT'S PRETTY KEWEL!!

1:13:17 The sound when Ding Dong made when he transformed from that weird worm form to his current form

chris could laugh at the most unfunny thing in the world and i would crack up, he has the best laugh.

"Please don't hang up I'm very lonely" "...goodybe." *click* "Anyway sir we-" "You haven't defeated me." Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That's totally the attitude I get from customers sometimes LMAO

The Meats: Chris, Zach, Cory The Stinks: Julian, Tomar, Jeff The Longs: Ding Dong, Lyle, Mick, Matt, Dave

@wungus_9829

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf does rhis mean

@mutevert

2 жыл бұрын

@@wungus_9829 guess yourself

"I had 56 crayons and I'm down to 23" That belongs on a t-shirt.

“Have you ever heard of... Blab-“ “NOO I HAVEN’T HEARD OF BLABBO!!” Will always make me laugh my ass off thanks Chris and Dingus for being so funne

I’m so glad it started with Bing Bong and Jewel E. N.

"Doxx HIM, not ME!" The funniest part about that is it pretty much sums up how it tends to go down. XD

"Oh loard Jaysus, oh that's who it is..." I will forever be in stitches from that 😂

Do an awkward silence compilation

@Goodroosters

3 жыл бұрын

What is this game grumps

@YurrWhat

3 жыл бұрын

What is this redlettermedia?

@randomguyontheinternet7940

3 жыл бұрын

@@Goodroosters Nah but seriously

@BigGreaseEX

3 жыл бұрын

Title: WE •_•/ awkward silence compilation

9:20 Zach speaks poddling.

57:48 I love when Julien is more confident and says a banger joke

I used to date a girl who had never heard of oneyplays and she unironically said "they're not from English" when she was talking about someone who didn't speak English, I lost my shit for like 5 minutes straight

By law every time I hear the “There’s over 7 realms... WHAT” bit I have to replay it 12 times it’s too good

I love Chris's laugh. It's cute.

@Bigboss1984V

3 жыл бұрын

His chimp laugh is like mine and i love it

@maggs131

11 ай бұрын

Someone pointed out it sounds a lil like Elmo laughing and it's so true 👍

@luisdiegohernandez2326

11 ай бұрын

@@maggs131 Oh that one specific laugh he does? I didn't realized that it sounded familiar to Elmo.

Julian screaming "-HE DIPPED IT IN MUD-" still gets me

"He'd sneeze into his son's mouth." *SNEEZE* That's the hardest I've heard Chris laugh on this show.