New episode in a few hours, enjoy this bonus BEST OF while you wait! - helixD (the management)

@lazygirlalt

2 жыл бұрын

Can you do rayman legends?

@lazygirlalt

2 жыл бұрын

Or super meat boy?

@Crim_5009

2 жыл бұрын

Oh helix, you silly apeist

@sonicicecream8159

2 жыл бұрын

Play phlem city

@d3evan653

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes thank you sir

"Rapists beware, you're in for a scare" will never not be funny.

@alanlopez3201

2 жыл бұрын

Needs to be on a shirt somehow.

@Halloweenowl

2 жыл бұрын

16:08 for those of you needing a hit.

@Destroyah5000

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I discovered it last year, because it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

@TarotVylan

2 жыл бұрын

its so hilarious because Chris responded with it INSTANTLY he is such a quick-draw comedian

@natalyst

2 жыл бұрын

i'm cackling just reading it in this comment, i'm reading it in dingdong's voice, i can't wait to hear it i was not disappointed

An hour of rhyming, what perfect timing

@cameronphoenixrose882

2 жыл бұрын

@@ksg8176 I heard you aren't whining, good to know your gears ain't grinding

@waterPsychiatrist

2 жыл бұрын

It truly was great, I rate it 8 out of 8

@PolumbiusTheThird

2 жыл бұрын

@@waterPsychiatrist gr8 b8, m8

@Slavesforsale1

2 жыл бұрын

Keep talking like that and I'll gives you a sliming.

@soomufudude9938

2 жыл бұрын

Commentors beware

"Chris you get way too much mileage out of just rhyming things" 12 mins into a hour long rhyming compilation

@colbruh

2 жыл бұрын

I could read this in Julian’s voice

@tabbyarts3670

2 жыл бұрын

"I know I gotta stop"

@MatthewLiebrich

2 жыл бұрын

We're in for a scare.

@GaMeRfReAkLIVE

2 жыл бұрын

@@tabbyarts3670 i think he may have a problem

@tabbyarts3670

2 жыл бұрын

@@GaMeRfReAkLIVE you think?! lol

If there isn’t a rhyming mechanic in Chris’s new game I’m going to be sad

@TallerVision

2 жыл бұрын

@@rr53213rr Friday night funkle but awesome

@silverback8534

2 жыл бұрын

@@TallerVision It will be the greatest brap rap

@TallerVision

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverback8534 no cap

@jatinmarcob2128

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverback8534 Plankton: SpongeBob, if you brap ONE MORE TIME in my vicinity... SpongeBob: Sorry Mr Krabs

@E7FiretrUCK

2 жыл бұрын

@@rr53213rr To get critical hits on the boss you have to guess the rhyme before she finishes the sentence.

“Christmas, welcome home!! Daddy brought home a… Toblerone!” The greatest quote in Oneyplays history

@dion8202

2 жыл бұрын

Mommy cooks it inside the heat

@racc4716

2 жыл бұрын

I love the Master Sword remix of that line

@inunekochan

2 жыл бұрын

@@dion8202 and then we eat our sweets

@inunekochan

2 жыл бұрын

@meow purr dammit meow, you were supposed to finish the next line >:( *crosses arms, huffs angrily*

@s3dchr

2 жыл бұрын

Daddy dearest... Everyone fearest.

i love that chris made the most perfect sneezing into your sons mouth sound ever before he found it funny

@lambsauce5312

2 ай бұрын

Your profile picture has a similar color palette to a Death album

Wow, they didn't include Tomar's rhyme for "digger".

@MrLurchMedia

2 жыл бұрын

"BIGGER", he demands of Jaxxy when offered a fresh pot of her signature spaghett-eye.

@macc8668

2 жыл бұрын

nnnnnnnnnnnnICE GUY

@s3dchr

2 жыл бұрын

@@macc8668 My nNNNOOOOOOO-

@MyHeadHz

2 жыл бұрын

Of course! his rhyme about a jigger and subsequent cocktail pun is legendary.

@grinshady0164

2 жыл бұрын

"Quicker" Tomar says, erupting into fits of manic laughter as he chases down the Oney cast with a sick battle axe.

"He sneezed into his mouth" I understand you chris i couldn't stop laughing either

„It’s not about the journey, it’s about how much you learni“, has got to be one of my favorite quotes of all time 53:45

@i_teleported_bread7404

2 жыл бұрын

Truly, words to live by.

The best part of Otto's Best of's is the implication that these are not full compilations of every _____ on OneyPlays, but rather curated selections and some clips were cut.

@Fox-983

2 жыл бұрын

The rest of the clips are just the rhyming the n word

@dustinsharp9027

2 жыл бұрын

They need to do a best of "best of" video

@gran.kahuna

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fox-983 16:49

@skinnywhitedude8765

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fox-983 as it should be

@bodkie

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fox-983 N word? Nighty night?

37:35 The, "I took the bath" part makes me laugh so goddamn hard and I have no idea why. Damn you, Julian.

@quesadibro1245

Жыл бұрын

And he fell off a trolley.

@TheNoEyedGirl

3 ай бұрын

Ggv. V. G. V. V.

@spinasolas

Ай бұрын

Gawd me too

“Would you rather play cards or go to sleep?” My favorite lol

40:30 the way Zach sung that

“You get too much mileage out of rhyming things” “I know, I gotta stop” 55 MINS REMAIN

I was in a horrible mood before I started watching and honestly, this surprised me with how much it's made me laugh out loud and I'm only 8 mins in. Thanks for making people feel good.

@Lord_of_Crumpets

2 жыл бұрын

I got broken up with after a long term relationship and the funny rhymes made it not so bad

@Lord_of_Crumpets

2 жыл бұрын

I got broken up with after a long term relationship and the funny rhymes made it not so bad

@jatinmarcob2128

2 жыл бұрын

Sad thing is everytime Chris is about to pass away and live peacefully in the afterlife, a crazed fan comes in, "Stop! Everyone, STOOOP! Don't you see the happiness you bring to people's lives? You can't die," he screams. Seventh time in a row now.

@ToxicRoachX50

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@DEMiURGE455

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been getting very depressed for the past few weeks. This helps me take my mind off things.

over an hour of just rhymes this is epic

@Guiyon

2 жыл бұрын

it makes me want to bring my friend, meppit.

@E7FiretrUCK

2 жыл бұрын

@@Guiyon I’m so glad this video isn’t just one snippit.

@eccojam

2 жыл бұрын

@@E7FiretrUCK me neither, because i do want to clip it

@SniperDiplomat

2 жыл бұрын

over an hour of just rhymes, this is very sublimes

The best rhyme in the history of funny internet men playing video games is by far Lyle's Tomar Rap. It's even more astounding when you remember that he did that on the fly.

@Tulip_bip

2 жыл бұрын

Lyle is a god at making weirdly complex jokes in like half a second

@ricebix

6 ай бұрын

My favourite rap is Tomars Brap Rap

"best of rhyming" "im a bligger" i love you chris, never stop

@inunekochan

2 жыл бұрын

16:44 for those wondering, but make sure to hit back a couple secs for the rapist beware bit too.

As soon as I saw “rhyme” I knew this would be ding dong and Julian heavy and it makes me very happy

@GameyRaccoon

24 күн бұрын

Peak era fr

this channel has genuinely devolved my sense of humor over the past 5 years

Big Penny and Under The Tree are some of the funniest moments in this compilation imo

@Sbomb16

2 жыл бұрын

Ok, and I TooooK The Bath is great too

"This game is goofy. This game made me take a roofie." Will always live in the back of my mind daily.

I'm so glad they included the entire Big Penny episode

Finally an official version. I love watching the fan comps on repeat and doing dumb rhymes like this and laughing reminds me a lot of what I do with friends. Good times.

16:13 I was drinking water at this point and I started to choke immediately on it after hearing this

mommy cooks it inside the heat (8) and then we eat our sweets (6) chris's first rhyme is actually more rhythmic than ding dongs rhyme where "our sweets" is cut off

The "best of" fanfare is the best two-beat piece of music in existence.

Really hope Cory’s “Liar liar plants for hire, had a wife, gonna deny her” is in here, always makes me heartily laugh. Edit: Got it wrong, it was "couldn't deny her". Thanks bros.

@r4k00n5

2 жыл бұрын

Link?

@wenbluepirate3954

2 жыл бұрын

@@r4k00n5 it's on the resident evil 3 playthrough. They were doing the water valve puzzle.

@-Teca-

2 жыл бұрын

Ok furry

@caluhhhb

2 жыл бұрын

couldn’t deny her

@TheChildofAuraReborn

2 жыл бұрын

@@-Teca- Nyaaaaaa.

Starts with the most iconic remixed words in oneyplays history Beyond "oneyplays heeehhhhhh With Friends"

Only a matter of time till there's a compilation of the most iconic moments on this channel

36:42 A timeless classic.

"Y'all ready for the copper to drop?" and "Rapist beware you're in for a scare." are some of the funniest things ever said on oneyplays

8:18 "You need a long man to be funee" will always hold a place in my heart. I cracked up when I first heard it!

@truegr3845

2 жыл бұрын

they said lung man

45:53 "Bong bong bong, the night is long" is severely underrated

it's always my favorite when tomar talks about words that rhyme with "digger", hope some of those made it in!

@fordi_lajorge8399

2 жыл бұрын

16:49

29:25 the best bedtime story for your children 46:55 siri me wee hee hehe 1:03:42 fetal alcohol syndromar

The episode i've been waiting for lmfao. The rhyming era was the one that made me spit up the most! Yaaaay

The Grinch one is so good. I now find rhyming to be funny, and my friends just don't see the fun. "What's this, what's this? I'm pulling pubic hair, what's this, what's this? It's getting everywhere~"

@Tulip_bip

2 жыл бұрын

"I am the one hiding under your CHAIR" "You've got a lot of pubic hair..."

@cohenthepeter7237

2 жыл бұрын

“I’m the one with the big fat mirror”

@gugu5285

Жыл бұрын

You are the one who is wearing two shoes!

The time has come once again For us to enjoy Oney and friends Though they're never a bore It's hard to ignore The smell rising up from my pants

@backdoorsluts9836

2 жыл бұрын

For it's the underware that I shat

@DonkeyKongJr

2 жыл бұрын

Hit me in face like baseball bat 🦍

@tackywhale5664

Жыл бұрын

My foreskin smell like a filthy rat

10:32 these gotten my eyes tearing up Oney you absolute card

@hexmaniac6810

2 жыл бұрын

Someone got a taste for pfps

@haydend.maniac227

2 жыл бұрын

Hex Maniac mhm she’s my girl (even tho I have many)

@hexmaniac6810

2 жыл бұрын

@@haydend.maniac227 psychic trainer is my husbando he’s pretty underated imo

@haydend.maniac227

2 жыл бұрын

Hex Maniac dedicated to you’re roll I see (I’ve seen many character accounts in my day mate yet I’ll respect you) If you wonder how my fav pokéfems are thery are Melony, Sonia, Nessa, May, Hilda, Serena, Lana’s mother, Lenora, and recently Arezu

One of my favorite thing about this compilation is that some bits are literally just one rhyme before moving on to the next bit

The penguosis bit kills me “You can tip tap left and right at youROWNLEisure”

Glad to see the classic "Nathan's Snake" bit from the oft-overlooked Uncharted 4 series.

a bunch of rhymes upon my screen the fact still stands-tomar is mean the silly boys, an unmatched team as we bow our heads for Funny Scream™

@cir00ls

2 жыл бұрын

Watching OneyPlays until i squee But the m-merch is not free...

47:08 aw I loved the Uncharted playthrough with Arin. Also when the boys played Sonic Shuffle on Grumpcade.

29:28 the whole Tommy Two bit is so funny but for some reason the way Chris just interrupts Ding Dong here makes me crack up everytime. After I saw the animation of it I can't hear it without imagining Ding Dong's face in that lmao 29:40 "What did he have two of" is also hilarious to me

At 52:03 - 52:11 Micks' Morgan Freeman impression is really spot on!

I friggin' love "The raw wank redemption" such a tear jerker, course tears aren't the only things getting jerked.

Lyle naming one of his worms IncogniTomar was genuinely clever

"rapists beware, you're in for a scare" might be the funniest thing on the whole channel

the "under the tree" and "it was a really bad crash" lines are both delivered so ominously and genuinely and i find it so inexplicably hilarious to the point where its me reconsider everything i've ever known about comedy.

Idk why but "My uncle was an apist. He forcibly APED people" gets me every time

16:08 This is by far the funniest one

I love how the random noises turn into actually kind of a song at 4:18

How can you be so funny that you can fill an hour with only rhyme related jokes

im saying this before watching the video: i might just cry if the “my name is julian and im here to say, im gonna take your bones away” clip isnt included. fuckin cry.

57:14 is a very underrated rhyme. i love all the rhymes they make with the nightmare before xmas tune

I find absolutely criminal to stop the bit from 9:12 right before one of Julian's most majestic giggles

I'm so happy it ends on "Mario Eh Eh Eh" it's the funniest thing I've ever heard! It tops the Kickstarter for me

"Linkara runs toward the screen, jumping clean against the bean" is the highlight of the show.

“Clamping down upon its helmet, the dog’s jaw burst and overwhelmed it.”

"You get too much mileage out of rhyming things" "I know, I've gotta stop" Only 12 minutes in

I love how specific all of these silly compilations have become ❤️‍🔥

@iamtheblarneystonekissmyass

2 жыл бұрын

oppa Otto Heckel style

The "1, 2, buckle my shoe" bit from Pokémon Red was sorely missed.

@micahpaulsen3940

2 жыл бұрын

Easy top 3 rhyming moment

@McDoinky

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT THOSE ANIMALS

The rhyming clips with DD & J are my favorite, they never fail to make me laugh.

This video's so good, I just made a hood

I tried to continue the Mr. Pinch song, and I couldn’t get any further once I started laughing at “you have 40-foot-long fingers”

I love it when Otto heckles us.

9:25 this bit legitimately makes me cackle so easily that i go back to it whenever im upset

The fact that there’s an hour of this proclaims that the cast of oney plays are rappers.

Tom McDonald has been real quiet since this dropped.

An hour of Oney and friends Driving a Mercedes Benz with foam out of their eyes Gives you quite a surprise When they give each other funny rhymes

1:00:18 “Chris, when you turn it on…it stays on” you’re damn right, Julian

47:50 57:59 Chris is so unpredictable that these really hit my funny-bone. His flat delivery is great, and it's hilarious how off-balance that first one makes Ding Dong. He genuinely does not know how to respond, and that is usually the best reaction to a joke.

Normally I'm not a fan of the BEST OF's... but this one gets a pass. Chris is at his best when he's just babbling rhymes like some sort of Irish goblin.

“I am the great mighty Jew~” with no context made me laugh far too hard 13:35

I've been asking for a rhyme compilation for the last 6 1/2 years so I'm glad you finally listened to your community

This has to be one of the funniest compilations of this channel, idk why I never considered just how much rhyming goes on here

This vid is so great, I can't even hate

If you love something you must let it Gomar. -Joshua Tomar of the Tomar Clan

Rhymes are the only form of entertainment I've subjected myself to, for the last 7 years.

This got me laughing, and goofing and gafing

The penny rap ia legendary

The fucking haunted way ding dong says "it was a really bad crash"

56:45 I’m trying so hard not to choke on my soda at Chris laughing then realizing it’s funny and laughing harder.

I watch/ listen to Oneyplays everyday. Mostly, ever video with Ding Dong and Julian in it. This compilation is gold.

18:36 Let's make a movie called "I'm A Boy So I Like Toys, I'm A Girl So I Like Swirls, We Were Meant To Be Together"

Ding Dong saying "If only I could unlock her toes" always gets me

I don't think a minute ever went by in the Ding Dong and Julian era where they didn't rhyme.

An hour of rhymes is exactly what i needed right now

13:43 They really didn't spend enough time on "The more munny the more funny"

3:20 *clamping down upon its helmet, the dogs jaw burst, so they decided to shelve it*

“The baker’s hag” sounds like a 15th century poem

the monster mash bit is still one of the greatest moments

Who woulda thought, Otto with the hour of rhyming compilation

The big penny bit was too real and funny. I droped all of my copper on the floor out of laughter.

Congrats on makin' it to the channel, Otto!

Oney I don't know what the target audience for this channel but I am a big fan for sure

43:40 I almost spat all my food out