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@fluffy6161
Жыл бұрын
Obama
@user-mi7br3lc9s
Жыл бұрын
Brocfr
@Tamay.
Жыл бұрын
Ok but nty
@user-mi7br3lc9s
Жыл бұрын
Obama is daddy max
@alfiewxm
Жыл бұрын
cloth and silk
Love how excited chad was about the red coat when he bought it and completely forgot when it came and gave it to max 😂
@riccardodellorto4267
Жыл бұрын
Top 10 anime betrayals
@tomiblums
Жыл бұрын
Came to the comments to search this comment lmao
@JuddPlays
Жыл бұрын
wait i missed this does anyone have a timestamp
@Sungam_p
Жыл бұрын
@@JuddPlays 8:27 Dr.Fat
@vibezone1426
Жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo bro they’re alcoholics they do this with everything they buy 😭
I can easily say that the on screen personalities are amazing, but the editing team knows how to take me from laughing to cackling.
@stephenelder3162
Жыл бұрын
Fr the editing is the best part
@craigape
Жыл бұрын
Truly a master class for editing, and for more reasons than just the visual gags added in post.
@CackleTV
Жыл бұрын
Wtf is cackling, never heard of such a word
@user-wr8bs8vx9r
Жыл бұрын
@@CackleTV that's funny. All I have to say...
@ExtremelyGay
Жыл бұрын
@@CackleTV I uh, nice name
That acting in the ad was actually incredible
@babysonu6101
Жыл бұрын
Nice ☺️
@kutikuppalagopinadh8784
Жыл бұрын
Super
@pavanchavan2658
Жыл бұрын
Very nice
@hafizurrahmank4980
Жыл бұрын
Very nice
@selfieshop99
Жыл бұрын
Very good
max breaking those glasses is the funniest shit ever, you can't put anything in his hands for two seconds without him breaking it
@Goldenkitten1
6 сағат бұрын
I would legit lose my mind around this man. It's funny in a vid but would be fucking annoying as fuck in real life.
Ah yes, my favorite type of cold ones video. Max and chad buy random garbage so they can write it all off as business expenses Edit: Chad mentioned tax write offs in a newer video, we made it fellas
@Skornish
Жыл бұрын
And then break half of it in the process.
@TheGenevieveRose
Жыл бұрын
@@Skornish I cringe when they break the expensive stuff ngl
@idunno2379
Жыл бұрын
@@TheGenevieveRose they make so much off patreon it doesn’t hurt
@maimonguy123
Жыл бұрын
@@idunno2379 damn you're right, fuckers make 100k a month lmao, good for them tbh, glad they're using it to give us great dumb fun content
@hannahalexy
Жыл бұрын
Aus tax isn't like the US where you can write it off all like that mate. At most you can claim 30-60% of the value per item depending on it's use and if it directly contributed to you earning more. If you see them breaking shit, they're absolutely wasting money, for our entertainment lol.
Watching Chad and Max 10 years ago and seeing their content today is actually crazy. Australian powerhouses with genuine humor. Glad they’re stilll around
@Thejango999
Жыл бұрын
I always watch maxs cray gambling one
@Corkoth55
Жыл бұрын
i didn't even realize its been that long man. fuck.
@connorissexy4209
Жыл бұрын
autralian powerhouses im 11 years old mom let me post 1 youtube comment today
@michaelwesten4624
Жыл бұрын
ahh yes, HOOMOR...
@gamesux420
Жыл бұрын
Chads a true blue australian hero
Max breaking Chad's glasses has me laughing until I cry everytime I rewatch this holy shit
@newp0rt
Жыл бұрын
my jaw literally dropped. he just snaps the 500$ raybans like nothing lmao. i always expect him to break everything but those were actually cool.
I liked the part where they bent each other over the desk and made one another cry out in pleasure. It was the perfect thing to watch on public transport, or in a work environment.
Chad’s acting in the ad was actually incredible😂
@guts5135
Жыл бұрын
hes been around a long time on youtube on filthy frank and idubbbz vids hes done a lot of skits
@nedflanders6502
Жыл бұрын
Ya I knew ones he said I'm not hungry I knew he was acting
@DLF_24
Жыл бұрын
@@nedflanders6502 lol
@DRIFT_CORE
Жыл бұрын
@@nedflanders6502 what acting ?
@stevenfraielli9869
Жыл бұрын
He wasn't acting that was his fantasy that he managed to work into the video
chad making the same “what happened to the first one” joke months later on the fuzz gun 2.0 is so good 😂
@paulmitchell8714
Жыл бұрын
Thanks brother I was looking for this comment
@mnmsaregood1
Жыл бұрын
@@paulmitchell8714 same lmao
@luctan881
Жыл бұрын
ok
@paulmitchell8714
Жыл бұрын
@@luctan881 ebig
Most electric toothbrushes will "stall" every 30 seconds to prompt you to move on to the next quadrant of your teeth so that you get even coverage and don't over-brush, you're supposed to brush for 2 minutes
@hena420
Жыл бұрын
I can tell ur either an assistant or hygienist by this comment😂
@XxHolySpawnxX
Жыл бұрын
Is that why they do it?! I thought something was wrong with mine lol. So are you supposed to keep it on that area until it stalls then move it around?
@zachk.530
Жыл бұрын
@@XxHolySpawnxX Yeah, just to give you an idea of how much you should be brushing because if you brush too hard/too much it can lead to gum disease, I do the sides of my teeth for the 2 minutes then after it's given me the cue 4 times I finish up by focusing on the surface of my molars and any spots I feel like I missed, then if I feel like it I floss
@XxHolySpawnxX
Жыл бұрын
@@zachk.530 That's awesome! I really appreciate the tips. Could you recommend a really good toothpaste that actually helps and makes your teeth white?
Darcy's acting as the chair builder was simply outstanding
Seeing lads run for about 30 seconds and being absolutely exhausted is the funniest shit to me
@polo619652
Жыл бұрын
And followed up by the chair with the Js I was in tears laughing
@thikim8562
Жыл бұрын
ok
@truongtran-sl6rh
Жыл бұрын
ok
@choian9953
Жыл бұрын
ok
@luctan881
Жыл бұрын
ok
Cold Ones is just easily the best content on youtube nowadays, it never misses. Funniest shit ever
@Dumbmelee
Жыл бұрын
Only thing funnier is this guy who turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I ever saw.
@38pulse
Жыл бұрын
@@Dumbmelee ur talking about that pickle rick fella
@nemonym711
Жыл бұрын
100% TRUE!
@Kyle-be8fb
Жыл бұрын
These and “I did a thing”
@ginj8134
Жыл бұрын
@@Dumbmelee HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE!
Just got an ad for homeless children then came back to max laughing after skipping it Life's good
Seeing them look like they are having genuine fun with the game at the end made me so happy
@sarahdo7308
Жыл бұрын
that was my favorite part!
@timisontube
Жыл бұрын
Just the lads playin a bit of footy, get out there and jog around
I feel like Max and Chad are the human embodients of alcoholic Spongebob and Patrick.
This is a petition for bringing back occasional “FINALLY(insert text)” moments
The noise the glasses made when Max broke them coupled with Chad being upset about it was the funniest thing I've witnessed all week
I’ve seen a lot of sickening shit on this channel, and Chads acting whilst making out with the Waifu cup was definitely the hardest thing I’ve ever had to watch 😂
@scribojello3778
Жыл бұрын
speak for yourself, now I'm aroused and thirsty
@turnip5359
Жыл бұрын
It had me wincing man
@Slayr.
Жыл бұрын
Nah he was eating out the bottle.
@mitchellclendening7682
Жыл бұрын
I coughed out part of my sandwich when that started jiminy jizzmas
@brainblast02
Жыл бұрын
dude it was fucking awesome
To everyone on the Cold Ones team, THANK YOU. You guys never fail to make me laugh. Uploads make my day. I will support your drunken madness on Patreon forever.
@tinmanakapetscop2guy85
Жыл бұрын
Petscop 2
@spiritwolf3824
Жыл бұрын
same
"if i saw someone wearing all of these together i would think they're a billionaire" 😂😂😂
I love getting intoxicated while watching new cold ones videos because I could watch them sober and enjoy them like new
@Jaden-03
Жыл бұрын
Me too man. Life’s good right now
cold ones never fails to have some of the best editing and comedy on youtube.
@H2KGaming100
Жыл бұрын
That's crazy I was just thinking about how good the editing is especially for such a long video
I love how excited Chad was to order the cloak and then he didn’t even remember it or care when it arrived
21:30 when he said "frank" I had some pretty vivid flashbacks
Seeing chad have intimate relations with a cup is something i’d never thought i’d see
There's nothing better than sitting down at your computer with food, looking for something to watch and Cold Ones happens to drop a new vid. Cheers.
@shrimpinainteasy7370
Жыл бұрын
It’s always a good day when the cold ones boys upload a new vid!
@thepedrorriva
Жыл бұрын
that's exactly my case. It's awesome lol
@I-dont-reply
Жыл бұрын
Fart
@milesedgeworth132
Жыл бұрын
Yeah eating food and watching Cold Ones sounds like a bad idea
@st0pitliz
Жыл бұрын
Unless it's one where they vomit every 5 minutes
Thanks Matt and Chag for the new Cold Ones video!
@noosehangingtight
Жыл бұрын
Idky I’m at work on break and this has me cackling my ass off thank you
@blue5slow
Жыл бұрын
This gave me an aneurism figuring out what was wrong with the names
@joeyischef
Жыл бұрын
Matt Watson from supermega
@scorpions7153
Жыл бұрын
@@joeyischef Hahahah
Darcys role as the chair in this episode was outstanding
Best part was the Jordans on the chair!...." Let me cop those mate "... 🙏🙏😂😂😂😂
crazy to think that in the past, max dressed up in a full princess outfit but now is too scared to show himself in a crop top :(
@steveskeletonneii6336
Жыл бұрын
he needs to reveal the top right now.
@Azetaris
Жыл бұрын
Good, he manned up a little bit then.
@sagescorner256
Жыл бұрын
@@Azetaris yikes
@tomganji9582
Жыл бұрын
@@Azetaris wow
@kellinward4267
Жыл бұрын
i think the difference is that with the other outfits they were never like "revealing" they always covered the same amount of skin that a shirt would
this is the only product review channel i trust
Max not understanding the electric toothbrush "stalling" is to tell you to switch sides and then throwing it away is really funny
aww max and his birdlamp!
@icu6585
Жыл бұрын
Lamp orbs?? Bird lamp??
@lecrah
Жыл бұрын
@@icu6585 the lil fella just wanted his birdlamp
I swear these editors better be getting paid damn good. Fucking 10/10
i wish every youtuber did their sponsor ads like my boys max and chad
@shrimpinainteasy7370
Жыл бұрын
Check out Internet Historian, he has the best/funniest ads on KZread. And also Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik, his are also hilarious.
@phantoom7166
Жыл бұрын
@@shrimpinainteasy7370 took the words right out of my mouth
@BloomtooDeath
Жыл бұрын
chekout the yArds adds
Thanks Max and chad I needed this
@Adolfrizzler509
Жыл бұрын
Vi did
@nao8859
Жыл бұрын
You need to grow up
@nil0ww598
Жыл бұрын
Vi did
@thylord8963
Жыл бұрын
(He needed this)
@haviik109
Жыл бұрын
Me too for real
It'd be sick to have a cold ones episode with a studio audience
The pissing baby is actually a replica of a monument in Brussel Belgium, and of the most famous things in Belgium
21:26 Kinda wholesome that Frank was the first thing coming to his mind
@JustCobaltVA
2 ай бұрын
Thought the same
i never thought i'd hate and love an AD at the same time for all the right reasons
@Xenibalt
Жыл бұрын
mostly lov tho
I can easily say that the on screen personalities are amazing, but the editing team knows how to take me from laughing to cackling. agreed!
21:19 this is one of my favourite cold ones vids and i come back and watch it whenever I feel like it
Max's goblin screams and goofy laughter will always bring a smile to my face.
22:50 wondered why we weren't getting chad's pov, should have suspected what had happened.
9:24 this was funny for no reason
that soft ' you dare challenge me?' followed by the fight was the best thing i've seen in a while, ty for the S tier content.
I never get accustomed to how good the editing is. Every time I am shocked it’s so good.
its almost like chad is still with us... hard to believe he's been gone for 5 months already
@Synday
Жыл бұрын
wot
@digithickness721
Жыл бұрын
@@Synday chad died 5 months ago
@cotton_farmer6551
Жыл бұрын
🤦♂️
@skytheguy0438
Жыл бұрын
@@Synday Chad is all inside your head. He is not real. Wake up
@roccomorone653
Жыл бұрын
@@skytheguy0438 chadception
Best edit ever 16:05
The fact that you're literally buying from dropshipping stores is lovely.. All these items are literally from aliexpress... you're overpaying for like 50-80% :)
When I saw Max and Chad buy those sunglasses I knew they probably wouldn’t survive the episode. Turns out I was right lmao
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
@carlies7660
Жыл бұрын
He's a lil fella
Too see Chewbacca go to 12:33 😂😂😂
I love that they made the “2.0? What happened to the first one?” joke twice in this video because they just fucking forgot 😂
It’s been absolute ages since I’ve heard “leather belt? AUGH.” Surprised it hasn’t been used sooner with Chad of all people.
@Absolutego13
Жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who caught that
The editing in this show is so unreal it’s super funny
Love the original layout the best thank you guys for uploading I hope this video gets more than 300k likes for next week!!!
Today I kept my favorite tradition of watching your videos high as fuck. I feel I can empathize with both editors now. There is not any other way they can make this good of a job. Great content as always guys, this was really nice. Looking forward to the next one.
Love a good chaotic max episode
@idrinkbreastmilk2883
Жыл бұрын
Ur smelly
@beasman123
Жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it when he broke the Facebook glasses 😭🤣
There is no other content on youtube that could compete with this, Max and Chad together combined with the editing is one of a kind
15:53 IM CRYING WHY IS THIS SO FUKIN FUNNY
instant classic. chad looking like a cyberpunk character and in the same video the hardest ad for a chair and child shoes ever made. pure content
i like that you listened to the last critique and didnt cut the product review immediately after the order
Chad's genuine childlike excitement when he remembered he and Max bought lightsabers was so cute. TTvTT
I haven't laughed so hard in a while. that chair really do got J's
2:10 Ngl that did something for me
i’m glad you guys changed the format of the videos back to how they were, it shows that you guys actually listen to fans which is rare nowadays
max saying "selamat pagi" just made my day lol
@dannychandra6332
Жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@arulpolo293
Жыл бұрын
@@dannychandra6332 5:53
21:25 A remembrance of a story, incomplete, untold to its entirety.
Another quality Cold Ones video to enjoy! Also that chair got drip....
love how chad got the red and gold cloak thing for himself and he was so excited about it and by the time they opened it he was like oh cool u keep that max 🤣
these are my FAVOURITE type of videos, LOVE EM
@MikeyLikey95
Жыл бұрын
Nice pfp. Killer fun game.
Literally my favorite youtube channel lmaoo i love the editing so much
22:55 I’m dying 😂
Always nice to spend time with my two best friends in this not parasocial relationship.
The cold ones studio gotta have one of the weirdest variety of items in one building in the world
you guys are always my answer when i get asked what two people i would have a sesh with
Seeing Max and Chad after a night drinking always makes me feel better about how much I drank
I can never get tired of these two
The best editing team on KZread, Cold Ones are killing it!!
Thankyou Mac and Cheg for newest edition of Cold One, I have a chair and it walk witha shoes.
"Let me be seared" -Obuma
That “ did It leave a mark?” Joke was funny as hell
I was thinking, “Why am I so flaccid while drinking?” And then you guys come along.
Lol the samurai music in the fight at 21:00 is from Linda slot big win LMAO
I just started watching this channel, and I can’t wrap my brain around their accountants having jobs after yet another video of them spending thousands gets through the IRS but I can’t pay rent on Venmo without getting audited. Im baffled.
@kellinward4267
Жыл бұрын
its all business expenses
@tzarcaz_4385
Жыл бұрын
they aren’t in the usa. Irs doesn’t exist for them
@marvelousball
Жыл бұрын
Literally 1984
My shock when Max said "Selamat Pagi". 5:53
@dinggo3058
Жыл бұрын
Yes lots of Aussie schools teach Indonesian because indonesia is a nearby country and easy language to learn
Always a pleasure to come home to a new cold ones episode
@idrinkbreastmilk2883
Жыл бұрын
You smell bad
@shrimpinainteasy7370
Жыл бұрын
Always
@sorimasn
Жыл бұрын
@@shrimpinainteasy7370 a pleasure to come
@BalthorYT
Жыл бұрын
@@sorimasn home to a new cold
adds are nostalgic. my favorite was a white van behind a garage, driving past a plastic water bottle. it advertised an air pump.
Probably the best execution I’ve watched and best 90s humor. Good job bois🤘🏼
I'd love to see an episode that they drunkenly order, then have to later guess if they bought it or fan sent lol
My dog passed away today but I wanted to pass by and say thanks to the bois for making my day a little better and making me laugh ❤️ all my love lads.
2:43 was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile🤣🤣 the editing is top notch
8:53 has bill fucking cipher possessed Max at that moment lol
I will never get tired of max destroying everything, especially when chad gets genuinely upset.
@nikoponce3810
Жыл бұрын
i do
Chad's and Max's friendship has been the most consistent thing in my life, love you guys
5:43 thats the best selamat pagi I’ve ever hear from influencer