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@fluffy6161

Жыл бұрын

Scott is a japanese racist

@thraplc

Жыл бұрын

Hi

@Whoisjoe.

Жыл бұрын

Ee

@griffinv8382

Жыл бұрын

Finally, cold ones upload

@briansantacruz8903

Жыл бұрын

5 hours 🧐😵

Chad is remarkable in the sense that he guessed almost every single thing based off touch alone but thinks Napoleon’s last name is actually “dynamite”

@jackw250

Жыл бұрын

And that he would also be great at 'reading braille'

@user-vn4gs5zc9t

Жыл бұрын

Wait is isn’t his last name?

@defnote4473

Жыл бұрын

hes definitely cheating lol

@DrewPeabaws

Жыл бұрын

@@user-vn4gs5zc9t Bonaparte

@Zachariahnavarro15

Жыл бұрын

@@user-vn4gs5zc9t Napoleon Bonaparte

I love how their reaction to seeing a gemstone is to immediately crush it and then eat it

@YellowTailHorse

Жыл бұрын

They really are the pinnacle of our species.

@gary7846

Жыл бұрын

bros a geolomagist

@aperson7368

Жыл бұрын

@Cameron based

@no_name2882

Жыл бұрын

You fell off + dolan is better

@Larsie987

Жыл бұрын

Shut up granday why do u exist still

You gotta love how as they get more drunk. Max becomes Chad, and Chad becomes max

It is very unusual to see Chad actually winning for once

@superjive8282

Жыл бұрын

Bro it's so good when chad is winning and max is getting fucked up, watching this late but out of all the cold ones eps this is one of the funniest just because of how funny max is while aboslutely smashed

@MrDevelopTV

Ай бұрын

He’s cheating lol u can see under his blindfold

Chad stating that diamonds are all hexagons like a savant, then counting six sides and changing it to pentagons is ridiculous

@TheClintonio

Жыл бұрын

Mission successfully failed

@LethalPigeon7

Жыл бұрын

He said octagons

@alexanderrestaino1921

Жыл бұрын

Ya sometimes they say things like that and i think "hmmm maybe they're secretly united statesians" because usually that level of dumb is saved for my fellow united statesians

@RobotronSage

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@Ferrow6

Жыл бұрын

He did say hexagons bro. Check it back

Chad *loses*: "I'm willing to call it a draw" Max *absolutely fucked up*: 🤝

@michaeltagor4238

Жыл бұрын

chad definitely work with some businessman before, get them drunk and they'll agree to anything lol

@joeyszewczuk6570

Жыл бұрын

Chad won by 3 points on patreon but its edited to look this way

@CeeDeeLmao

Ай бұрын

Max funny when he’s absolutely hammered

Darcy's acting as a Cold Ones employee is Impeccable.

I love seeing Max get wasted and in order to get the next bottle, he just screams, "DARCYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

@YW2324

3 ай бұрын

Yep 👍🏻. That's what happens when your drunk lol

Only a true caveman knows what rock tastes like

@SirLiamTheGreat

Жыл бұрын

GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

@justvibin621

Жыл бұрын

Goblin

@nocturnalsmoke

Жыл бұрын

Rock

@stay_rad

Жыл бұрын

I thought this guy died in the london fires

@DolanDarker

Жыл бұрын

@@stay_rad I did

I'm glad knowing that whenever Max gets drunk he reverts back to 2016.

@cooperswan534

Жыл бұрын

that’s cause he was always drunk in 2016

@blakes8901

Жыл бұрын

The good old days 😭

@greenhoppop

Жыл бұрын

My name is deez

@brandoncounter9166

Жыл бұрын

Factory setting max is top tier

@doolicious

Жыл бұрын

@@greenhoppop Deez what sir?

Chad always pours so much for Max and doesn’t take full shots himself 😂😂😂

@loversandlosers

Жыл бұрын

max is such a... chad

@jedmon752

Жыл бұрын

Cos be guessed it each time 🤣

I like the attention to detail at 7:50 with the Eiffel tower bottle by the editors adding the spy’s death sound from tf2 haha classic

@shenanigans2877

3 ай бұрын

Watching max yell monolith with those goofy fucking eyes had me rolled over in pain from laughing

Max being so hammered at the end that he wasn’t even able to guess properly, spilling and destroying things, all while wearing that pepe mask had me screaming

@MR.LMR1996

Жыл бұрын

I'm in bloody tears.

@Kend00zums

Жыл бұрын

Chads funny consistently but this channel peaks hard when max goes off the rails 😂😂

@lavendork8578

Жыл бұрын

FACTS it reminds me of the old days where they would get absolutely hammered in the cake series

@Sid_Kill

Жыл бұрын

All their videos start so innocently and end in such Chaos..i love it 😂

@nope6493

Жыл бұрын

Max drunk makes me better as a person

Whoever made the bowling pin drink in 1965 would be shocked to see where it ended up

@Hoodied

Жыл бұрын

Creator of bowling pin drink from 1965 when someone 'bought' the product they 'sold': 😨😨😨

@pippop9405

Жыл бұрын

Fr lmaooo

@kimorayn1733

Жыл бұрын

We're people racist towards Aussies back then? I mean, there were plenty of racists around then, so surely someone had to be.

@Thebes342

Жыл бұрын

@@kimorayn1733 Well people used to be prejudice towards the Irish and called them white N-words, so you’re not that far off I guess

@Hoodied

Жыл бұрын

@@kimorayn1733 🤨🤨🤨

Max: I'm gonna get drunk while Chad's brain stays sharp Moments earlier - Chad: I felt this and was like 'this sounds like a fire extinguisher'

@TheFixer263

8 ай бұрын

😂

I love how the blindfold eyes just match their drunken personalities further and further as the video goes on XD

I love how Max and Chad resort to the ways of a toddler trying to figure out what an object is by putting it in their mouth

@MrThemunch

Жыл бұрын

get's worse the more they drink xD

@Applesgosh

Жыл бұрын

and then throwing and smashing said object

3 things here.. 1: How the fuck was Chad so good at this game 2: I love that they smashed and ate a legit gemstone 3: Why the FUCK was the Napoleon bottle from Spain

@logged.in.

Жыл бұрын

Also him "I felt this and was like ye that sounds like a fire extinguisher" lmfaoo

@o-w-f_9873

Жыл бұрын

Napoleon invaded and occupied Spain for almost 6 years and had a significant cultural impact on Spain and the rest of Europe following the war, they even have statues of him in Spain (even though he invaded their country)

@naowproductions1729

Жыл бұрын

@@o-w-f_9873 gotta love learning something new from the KZread comment section

@sisuentrenadoh4589

Жыл бұрын

as a spaniard. we hate the france

@SpydersByte

Жыл бұрын

@@logged.in. lmao I died at that and its even better in text form :'D

There is very little I love more in this world more than how hard these editors work to meet their demands in these vids. “Make me look like this” “throw this sound over it”

14:51 "STILLETOE! STILL LET TOE!" 😂😂😂 he was making sure he got that one right

i've never seen something more cold ones than chad breaking a rock in half, saying its plastic, and then coming to the conclusion that they have to suck on it like a jawbreaker to find out if its a rock

@b3an3rgvngaw3

Жыл бұрын

He swallows half of it in the patreon cut too haha

You two have a dedication for science like no others. The way you smashed that gem and instantly popped it into your mouths to taste it was.. truly inspiring

I’m a disgruntled vet, and not many things make me laugh. But max stealing his half shot to get the point made me actually laugh out loud. Good shit

There's something oddly wholesome about Max getting too wasted too quickly, so Chad asked him if his shot was too much to make sure Max didn't get alcohol poisoning.

Max and Chad are literally a cracked version of Rhett and link that recite old memes 😂

@RevCo78

Жыл бұрын

Max is the cause of, and solution to, all old memes.

@OlGurtyBSTRD

Жыл бұрын

Bizaro Matt and Ryan

@FeRoOOo71

Жыл бұрын

rhett & link became dog shit after 2016

@unherolike

Жыл бұрын

You mean better version of Rhett and Link.

@ethanpenney7313

Жыл бұрын

Why is this so accurate 😂

I love that when max is set on breaking something no one can stop him.

Chad confidently yelling Napoleon Dynamite slayed me

This is slowly starting to become my new favorite youtube channel. I love how this is basically "Drunk GMM" 😂Keep up the good work boys!

Chad really called him “Napoleon Dynamite”💀

@nutzitchi

Жыл бұрын

Was looking for this comment 😂

@RachieSama

Жыл бұрын

I came here to make sure someone else noticed. 😂

@sydneyrose6559

Жыл бұрын

the way he shouted it so confidently too 😭😭😭😭

Darcy's acting as the character "Darcy" is incredible and should be nominated for an award

@wewilldiehere

Жыл бұрын

@らてちゃん në either etf

@pcbangbros8350

Жыл бұрын

@らてちゃん It's not that deep. Darcy filled in a few shows to help Max and Chad and then decided to work for them full time.

@menra2

Жыл бұрын

@らてちゃん do you know how to talk without using internet buzzwords 💀

@CRoffey

11 ай бұрын

Darcy darcy darcy darcy darcy

@caseyhamm4292

7 ай бұрын

@@menra2do you know how to interact with others without being a complete ass?

I love the editing skill from cold ones, always have some new special in little details 😭✨

Mad respect to these guys editors, they clearly love their jobs, and are amazing at it

I'm impressed with how many shots they're able to survive for any alcohol related video

@dennismetzger9287

Жыл бұрын

At my heaviest of drinkin I could top out at 6 shots of tequila and I would not be mobile for the next two days.

@johnball7562

Жыл бұрын

@@dennismetzger9287 only 6?

@Gibsonnnnn

Жыл бұрын

@@dennismetzger9287 just 6? You're a lightweight my guy

@Milklord47

Жыл бұрын

That's Australians for you

@Aumirae

Жыл бұрын

Bruv they do this all the time I think they have a tolerance

Max and chad are actually the alcoholic versions of Rhett and Link, even the background look like the theirs.

@nocturnalsmoke

Жыл бұрын

Nah Rhett and link are the sober max and chad

@happy2904

Жыл бұрын

And they are slightly more chaotic then game grumps

@seanmeeker1214

Жыл бұрын

Nah gmm has a guitar on the wall and no neon/led lights. More like max and Chad are the millennial versions of Rhett and link lol

@beetlejuice7723

Жыл бұрын

Overused and stolen comment

@gzimpfer18

Жыл бұрын

@@happy2904 don't compare them to the game chumps

The editing of these videos is seriously next level. It's a step above pretty much anything on youtube. You guys are entertaining af

These videos are amazing to watch super high The editing is mint mate

The subtle split-second visual gags where someone's face is liquified are so goddamn funny. Looks like someone had fun while making these.

Darcy's acting as the very ethanol molecules within the alcohol was impeccable

@jimsmith3715

Жыл бұрын

He even manifested as a physical being to transport the bottles of ethanol

@FelipeJaquez

Жыл бұрын

Acting like the pinechips in my moonshine cause he wooden as hell

Darcy's acting as each individual drink is truly amazing

Sometimes I put these videos on when I’m drinking alone so it feels like I have friends. Thanks for making good content

@Louise_MNL

Ай бұрын

Same

Last time i drank as much as you guys they found me laying face first on the ground in a parking lot. I have no idea how you guys manage to survive this shit, cheers to you.

@ZEMO24

Жыл бұрын

They're Aussies so it's kind of taught from birth 😂

10:52 I like how it's supposed to be someone from France and Chad says Napoleon Dynamite 😂

the joy these vids give me is immeasurable

"I felt this and thought, Ooo that sounds like a fire extinguisher" Chad. Getting baked before hitting the grog. Brilliant!!! :) Love you guys ;)

watching Cold Ones makes me wanna try this alcoholism thing

@tavianenave4415

Жыл бұрын

don't do it they have so many health problems from this

@sailorres

Жыл бұрын

I highly recommend it. 👍👍

@michaeltagor4238

Жыл бұрын

do it mate, do it

@CIubDuck

Жыл бұрын

It's fun! (for a while)

@azfortuna9398

Жыл бұрын

@@tavianenave4415 i wonder what it has done to their health tbh

5:03 Editor better have gotten a raise for that one 😂 Completely above and beyond

When there is nothing else to watch on KZread I enjoy rewatching the videos you guys post. Lol I always come back here XD

Thanks for uploading more frequently

Give your editor a raise. He always goes the extra mile

@PinkertonLover

Жыл бұрын

Uh oh Gilmore fan

@Neymarinet

Жыл бұрын

they got a cuppa but yea especially trevor

@Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg

Жыл бұрын

"Prezzo, edit in a raise"

These guys are the cure for depression. Honestly

@josephlambie4837

Жыл бұрын

No, what they drink is

@bruhmane1944

Жыл бұрын

Auugghhhh

@Gilsworth

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but not liver disease ufortunately.

@1SmokedTurkey1

Жыл бұрын

@@Gilsworth you can get a new liver but not a new brain

@KhronicYT

Жыл бұрын

True, but I'm sincerely worried about how long will it take before their health gets fucked up irreversibly Edit: I remembered that they survived hair/human cakes, so they will be fine untill 90ths

6:21 Chad did that so smoothly

I loved seeing them so gentle with each other this episode

I love coldones i wish they uploaded more often

@koudehotdog

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Kidney failure!

@sycual

Жыл бұрын

i think that how they're doing stuff right now is good. if they push more vids it will effect the quality of the videos

@zyrax4450

Жыл бұрын

They're uploading more frequently then they used to

@deece1482

Жыл бұрын

Let's go

@melquicarvalho

Жыл бұрын

If they upload more often, they will going to die

Of course Max knows what a rock tastes like 😂

@justvibin621

Жыл бұрын

He also knows what the rock is cooking

@FuckinPeezy

Жыл бұрын

@@justvibin621 but does he know who's cooking rock

@GraniteGolem

Жыл бұрын

@@FuckinPeezy my uncle cooks rock daily due to his crippling addiction

@FuckinPeezy

Жыл бұрын

@@GraniteGolem there's nothing sacred about that, I guess he's just vibing

Is Max aware that there have been several releases of Japanese children’s playing cardboard? I miss the openings please come back

I am wheezing 😂 the special effects kill me. Keep doing you boys ❤️

I love the editing on these videos so much. The way his face started melting after the second stiletto shot had me crying.

I love how french people have the stereotype that they just make “french noises” and don’t even say french words

@ArtistinDeadlight777

Жыл бұрын

I am from Quebec and it's not a stereotype They do insert random sounds like like eun Si si eunnn Eunn mais franchement It's kind of like heh or similar expressive sounds except they don't even write it, they may not even realise it.

@devvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Жыл бұрын

@@ArtistinDeadlight777 you're not french

@ArtistinDeadlight777

Жыл бұрын

​@@devvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv The little hat in the word Maître represents a sound that is no longer used in spoken French, in France the â becomes è and the è remains è. Quebeckers still use a distinct sound for it. I never said I was French from France.

@menra2

Жыл бұрын

@@ArtistinDeadlight777 L France

@DiavoloGrenadine

Жыл бұрын

@@ArtistinDeadlight777 Les anglais font pareil...

I love that the deeper you go into the video and the more drunk they are, the funnier 💀

I LOVE WATCHING MAX get wasted!!!!! Im in tears and can't breathe. Love COLD ONES

Darcy’s acting as the different alcohols is impeccable

@blujay2282

Жыл бұрын

Jay, keep this meme alive please

@jayrogers1007

Жыл бұрын

@@blujay2282 there are many of us that will keep this meme alive💪

@meemum04

Жыл бұрын

beat me to it hahahah

@raficoorey

Жыл бұрын

worst fucking joke

17:47 had me in tears. “Pass me the hat” *passes spilling whiteclaw*

I love that Max is more concerned with his hair being perfectly puffy. lmao

The editing on every cold ones vid is perfection

Omfg the editing in this one was absolutely immaculate, props to whoever does that

@bluewuppo

Жыл бұрын

morzibov edited this

@nunyafuckinbusiness_597

Жыл бұрын

@@bluewuppo well then morzibov is a fuckin legend

@RaWmE723

Жыл бұрын

Had me thinking I was drunk for a second 😅😅

@apollonmegara8220

Жыл бұрын

@@bluewuppo thats what i noticed prezoh editing was significantly better imo

@bluewuppo

Жыл бұрын

@@apollonmegara8220 duh its prezoh, but no need to compare who's subjectively better. a previous editor being good doesnt mean anything about the next ones

finally, I don't have to keep rewatching the other cold ones alcohol videos to death blessed day, bois

@chungus100

Жыл бұрын

holy shit this is 100% fax. but now we have to wait another 3-4 weeks, unless they're feeling generous and release one next week

i love these drinking vids. they're so funny

Their editing always gets better and better it's wild

I love how max ends up being completely fucked up and then chad tries to pretend that he's sober.

Always a good day when Cold ones uploads 💜 🍻

@band0edits882

Жыл бұрын

Faxs

16:42 they really do get drunk lmao

Every night I get drunk and watch you guys....makes me feel like i'm not so alone

i think this is the most drunk we've seen max and that is saying a lot

i love these two they are just iconic

Here from Reddit, thankfully 2160p is still available here 😓.

"it tastes like rock!" probably the best and most accurate taste description so far

As a Scottish person, it makes me so happy seeing them use Irn Bru as a mixer lmao they must like it

@jude1775

Жыл бұрын

Made my day

@saulpotts7911

Жыл бұрын

I clocked it hahahah

@b3an3rgvngaw3

Жыл бұрын

Irn bru slaps

@fl4135

Жыл бұрын

As Ae Scottish Pearsun et meakes meh happeh seein theym yus irn broo es ae mexer lmaeo theh most laek et

Chad accidentally getting Max shit faced is great.

I always take a few drinks before watching these cuz the editing makes it so much funnier tipsy. Cheers boys.

"Man, I'd be really good at reading braille I think." This line made me laugh so much, I don't know why 🤣

I miss Scott, feels weird without his 'baby-sitter' energy/humor

@rosewilson1052

Жыл бұрын

Do you know where he is? I hope he's just busy atm and not permanently gone

@mewmew1511

Жыл бұрын

@@rosewilson1052 He died

@iwantmykidssusan4941

Жыл бұрын

@@mewmew1511 yeah, although it may sound like you’re joking, he drowned in a public pool in Adelaide

@c.j5.1.99

Жыл бұрын

Can’t tell if Scott dead or busy rip

@franz.francisco

Жыл бұрын

@@iwantmykidssusan4941 wow i genuinely can't tell if you're joking or not

The Pepe mask….😂😭😂 Y’all never miss 🔥🔥🔥 🫡🫡

These 2 plus the supreme editing is just gold!!

14:48 Max sounds like he's casting a fucking spell from Harry Potter

Max saying “OMG THERES A HAT” got me laughing more than it should have!

I love your videos pls don’t stop they’re so awesome

them destroying their livers is my favorite kinds of videos lmaooo i love ya.

Bruh, these editors deserve a fat raise, like every other week. That "edit these spinning in my hands" shit had me actually in tears.

Chad: guesses the shape and form of a bottle of alcohol Also Chad: I think I would be very good at reading braille

one of the best ones in a while, great episode

*holding a glass Kalashnikov* "I feel american rn". I feel loved for once in these god teir videos

chad definitely found a way to see through that blindfold

@MrZootSuitz

Жыл бұрын

lmao you can see him tilting his head up and looking through the bottom

@Pirahnayr.

Жыл бұрын

Yes!! Who guesses gold bar on just a rectangular object with words?!?!

The editing is always immaculate on these. Love the format too. Favorite show on the internet

4:53 It’s the little edits that make the editors awesome.

The editing in these videos kill me every time

I love the editing in this video, props to the editor/s as well as Max and Chad for the quality content!

5:59 Chad: the town ain't big enough for the two of us bud Max: I lost my hat Had me dead 💀

those blindfolds are the goofiest thing ive ever seen featured on this channel

It's ludicrous how much effort is put into the editing here, and it keeps making me laugh.