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@CalumEWilliams

10 ай бұрын

let’s gooooo

@aleccousino3118

10 ай бұрын

GROG please

@busski

10 ай бұрын

i HATE grog

@casperlundquist7980

10 ай бұрын

Astagfurallah

@hashKr0n

10 ай бұрын

ghrog

Chad de-valuing a 20 year old relic and full snozzing a fart because he didn't read the note first is both infuriating and hysterical 🤣

@nerdsnerdin

10 ай бұрын

20 year old, relic? Okay.

@namantherockstar

10 ай бұрын

Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

@safep4683

10 ай бұрын

@@namantherockstar with all due respect, copy pasting the same comment and begging isn't going to make people subscribe. Keep making content and you'll get there eventually 👍

@rusteh1373

10 ай бұрын

@@namantherockstar Nah man I’m good

@BunnySpaceMachine

10 ай бұрын

​@@safep4683this is a bot.

Max: *happily eats vomit* Also Max: *refuses to eat unappetising bread and cheese*

@martingarricks6209

Ай бұрын

eating vomit is “skit”, “bit”. eating unappealing bread is just gross and not funny enough to be worth anything

@Bluedream144

Ай бұрын

@@martingarricks6209 are both not gross?

@martyjehovah

23 күн бұрын

@@Bluedream144 yes, but one is gross and also shocking and funny if someone is a big enough psycho to eat it, while the other is gross, normal to eat, and neither surprising nor funny to any degree since there's no way for the audience to know how gross it actually is in order to be shocked or amused.

@Bluedream144

23 күн бұрын

@@martyjehovah I dunno man, its a piece of fucking military bread, not sure if its worth typing that whole paragraph for

@ezyduzit423

16 күн бұрын

@@Bluedream144u obviously care enough to be so distraught by someone elses actions

Chad immediately damaging a record someone sent him as a gift was absolutely infuriating. 10/10.

@vivianaatxxx512

10 ай бұрын

LMAO I said the same thing, the way he immediately started scratching and ruining the nice ass vinyl they JUST got lol, it didn’t even last 5 mins before getting fucked up 😂😂 then he said “WOW that was such a thoughtful gift!” After scratching it up 😭😭

@stubbyfoamz1

10 ай бұрын

*enhancing

@Jimmy__Jazz

10 ай бұрын

Yeah he completely destroyed that thing but it sounded kinda cool at some points

@ronanmchugh2253

10 ай бұрын

Reminded me of DJ Kaled absolutely desecrating Bob Marley’s Guitar

@Joseph-fr6uf

10 ай бұрын

I mean you kinda expected for them to wreck your shit lmao

I don't care how much their editors already get paid, but they deserve a raise. The editing is always so funny and well done

@shane7366

10 ай бұрын

This channel has the funniest editors on KZread hands down

@lilkrak

10 ай бұрын

- written by the editors

@groetjesuitdehel

10 ай бұрын

truth

@n0q374

10 ай бұрын

New editors such ass tho, old ones were way better. New ones are way over the top with their edits

@AWierdCouple

9 ай бұрын

@@n0q374THANK YOU

The jar moment was literally sent from heaven. Had me laughing for the rest of the video

@uniball1700

10 ай бұрын

i fucking predicted it lmao. the moment i saw the jar with the note in it i knew exactly what was coming

@namantherockstar

10 ай бұрын

Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

@miersseld1244

10 ай бұрын

Ah yes the remaining 30 seconds of the 20 minute video

@beantreats

10 ай бұрын

@@miersseld1244 i mean, 30 seconds of sustained laughter is pretty impressive honestly

@sdhjsjana72js

10 ай бұрын

@@miersseld1244I can’t remember the last time I laughed at something for 30 secs straight

i’ve literally been writing max and chad letters for years asking them to do a video in the style of Steve1989MREInfo and they finally did it

@ShitStainedBallSack

10 ай бұрын

Hope your comment gets pinned

@wellfuckyoumr

10 ай бұрын

Nice!

@xpo2k9

10 ай бұрын

Nice, lets get this out on a tray

@beridus

10 ай бұрын

Gotta get Steve on the podcast and have them eat weird MREs and guess the country or take a shot

@DillyFurSure

10 ай бұрын

hell yeah love steve

The fart jar had me laughing so hard, Max's laugh makes it even more hilarious.

Chad saying it smells like my mom's house to the markiplier box is comedy gold

Watching Chad handle that vinyl like a priest handles a choir boy hurt every morsel of my body.

@KylezGotGame

10 ай бұрын

Made my skin crawl 😭

@leosnips

10 ай бұрын

i just commented the same thing before scrolling down and seeing the same comment lmfao.

@austinking1979

10 ай бұрын

I wanted to cry. They’re gunna listen to it weeks later like “wot happened??”

@SashaSlvt

10 ай бұрын

im just suprised the vinly was not broken in half i'd say they showed a lot of restraint on this ep compared to the others

@gen-zhippie2203

10 ай бұрын

Shit was fire tho

petition for max and chad to make their own MRE containing nothing but grog and eggs with glasses

@Sniperboy5551

10 ай бұрын

You mean an Italian MRE? They actually include shots of alcohol in some of theirs

@namantherockstar

10 ай бұрын

Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

@blah936

10 ай бұрын

​@@namantherockstarcringe

@seanengland6157

10 ай бұрын

​@Sniperboy5551 wait no way seriously some of em come with shots ??

@finnerhart3575

10 ай бұрын

@@namantherockstar i disliked

That 'You've Got Mail' sound effect really brings back the memories... 😔

chad having fun scratching the FUCK out of that stimulator jones record is the true essence of hip hop, that man discovered joy at that moment lol

My face hurts from laughing at the last package. That comedic timing was so perfect.

@user-ru3om9tt4h

10 ай бұрын

my abdomen hurts so much 🤣

Glad to see our boys expanding into eating literal rotting food for our entertainment

@Ben-by7ul

10 ай бұрын

Good to see max doing exactly the same thing he was doing 8 years ago haha

@ieatpanadol1548

10 ай бұрын

@@Ben-by7ul at least vomit cake used fresh ingredients

@mosh.4245

10 ай бұрын

MRE's take a long long fucking time to go bad.

@Sniperboy5551

10 ай бұрын

@Ben-by7ul That green milk was actually naturally colored, he didn’t use food coloring 🤣

@namantherockstar

10 ай бұрын

Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

13:33 the alcohol was so strong it knocked the Aussie straight out of Chad

Max laughing at Chad for smelling the fart jar before reading the note just about killed me. 😂😂😂

@vivianaatxxx512

10 ай бұрын

He didn’t laugh before reading the note you doof

Max's hysterical laughter at the end was the most wholesome thing I've seen all year.

Patreon plug at 7:05 was one of the most creative transitions I’ve seen

I just want to say that you guys are PURE gold. You carry a friendship that most people wait their whole lives to find and are just some proper genuine guys. Cold Ones (the entire team) produces some of the fucking funniest & most entertaining content on KZread. Plus Coolshirtz are fire too.

these guys are pretty funny, they should start a podcast

@DrexeTTG

10 ай бұрын

they have one

@regreteverycommentsivepost6819

10 ай бұрын

​don't think so, couldn't find it

@ch-pw5th

10 ай бұрын

@@DrexeTTGthey don’t what are you on 😂

@charlieribbit8253

10 ай бұрын

@@DrexeTTG no they don't

@ryleeatkinson

10 ай бұрын

​@@ch-pw5thyeah they do its on spotify lmaooo

Thank you for your service to our country, Mr. Cold Ones.

@namantherockstar

10 ай бұрын

Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

@SludgeCity

10 ай бұрын

@@namantherockstar shut up dude

@StiffMeat

10 ай бұрын

This is marked as spam (potentially NSFW Avatar) wtf???

The editing team is ELITE. I hope they get paid a fair amount to elevate this content.

16:25 I hope customs had to open that for inspection, went wtf and just put it back lol

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

@doug-core8850

10 ай бұрын

Who's that little fella?

@tinalyzhen

10 ай бұрын

@@doug-core8850 i wanna know the lore behind him too

@doug-core8850

10 ай бұрын

@@tinalyzhen he seems like a little character

@sneed.

10 ай бұрын

@@tinalyzhenyou might not have noticed but the little egg character is wearing sunglasses

It’s always a great day to see a Max and Chad vid

@mryellowballoon

10 ай бұрын

It’s always fun to see 2 drunk men drinking grog and having fun

@Dom-if1rr

10 ай бұрын

You can see them have sex every day on the patreon

@gunnerbrooks9082

10 ай бұрын

there just so funny 😂

@paigekrankel5749

10 ай бұрын

well ofcourse

@goldenmolelover

10 ай бұрын

i love seeing two mentally disabled men get hammered for 19 minutes!!

Man, stuff like the subtle edit around 3:10 as chad eats the "bread" and his eye slowly shifts down by like half an inch are why i love this channel. Shit like that you barely notice, but elevates the quality tenfold. Great stuff

18:48 epic gamer moment right there 😂

The editor of cold ones brings so much to the video. The sound effects while max is cutting the first box was so dumb yet absolutely hilarious

Max' face when Chad destroyed the mint condition of that mouse is precious, knowing he's a professional plastic hoarder

9:22 not him scratching and ruining the BRAND NEW vinyl and then being that “wOw tHAt wAs a ReAllY thOugHtFuL GiFT!” 😂😂😂

@Superwaffle-ez9ct

4 ай бұрын

not that big a deal

I would totally watch an entire video of Chad just DJ-ing that vinyl ngl.

The amount of effort that gets put into a .5 second edit is so insane I love it

9:14 he LOVES destroying vinyls, this part really hurt to watch

Guinness World Record

9:09 Chad going full Amon Tobin and im here for it!

Isnt it wild we are all still here supporting these lads. Since early days of youtube. God bless

@BallstinkBaron

10 ай бұрын

Bring back the Kong

8:50 Chad discovering a love for DJing was really cool, I hope you feed that creative fire! Sounding good brother

why is the patreon 90 grand

7:08 Love how the editor maintains the flow and vibe perfectly with the tunes.

Glad to see Matt and Ryan back at it.

@guroseii

10 ай бұрын

Dare I say it, this channel may be their magnum opus!

@pancakepanik

10 ай бұрын

I thought their names were max and chad. Am I wrong?

@Chizzle69420

10 ай бұрын

​@@pancakepanikYeah you're wrong, it's Max and Ryan. Chad is a made up name from the Frank era, he doesn't like to go by it.

@pancakepanik

10 ай бұрын

@@Chizzle69420 oh my bad

@vehiclespotter7431

8 ай бұрын

Yo Its Ian and Anthony

it feels like every time i start binge watching the old videos they upload a new one, thanks for having telepathic abilities guys!

@cd55896

10 ай бұрын

You should binge-watch more often. 🙂

@funnymankenny

5 ай бұрын

now this is an old video

16:46 - seeing that pixel art styled bead art immediately reminded me of when Max used to do Mail Time vids of his own and he had a bunch of them stuck on the wall behind him. Good ol' days...

10:35 man i love Chad🤣

As someone around since Max’s mail opening days, I am so excited for this format here!! ❤

as someone who collects vinyls, i think i need a bit of a lie down.

Maybe it goes more unnoticed and unappreciated compared to the crazy goofy video editing tidbits, but the subtle little cuts between words to make the apes’ sentences flow better are truly clutch

I know this comment will be buried but anyone realized the sound in 16:12 is from the flash game Viridian Room?

Chad messin with the turntable was great lol we need a full set from him

@souljaboy.6668

10 ай бұрын

lmao ong

Chad having too much fun breaking the needle of that record player

They should get howtobasic to throw the packages at them 🤣

9:28 actually went hard af

As someone that enjoys Vinyl’s it is painful to see how chad handels the record, im dead now

@jersyshoreelf9908

10 ай бұрын

Anything fragile in the hands of Max or Chad makes me nervous

@mistralextra9427

10 ай бұрын

+1

@qwertpoiuy430

10 ай бұрын

i do understand you, i used to have a vast lp collection that was stolen from me. but even real dj scratching, with ball-style needle (not digging as much as a normal one) will damage records. Modern r&b and rap has been created over a solid fundation of dudes destroying their lps to get those samples/ loops sure you dont need to do it anymore, but it is a nice reminder that lps where used for their quality over tape and abundance of them. cassettes where not suitable replacements due to quality of playback being suferior to lp, and when the cd came out in 1982 it was originally too expensive for the common folk, and it would take a while for pricing to start going down. Now we treat them as collectables. im not saying "destroy never take care of your lp" but they are just another way to own your music. the importance comes from the music. i find it ironic when collectors have a crossley and no intention of upgrading. if only they knew how good a proper amp and speakers can make an lp sound with a good cartridge.

@KendlickLama

10 ай бұрын

@@qwertpoiuy430 you can have equipment designed to do that, but with a normal needle (i don’t know the English word for „Tonabnehmer“) its poison, especially the dropping down hard on the vinyl kills me Only thing they could have done to make it worse is leaning the vinyl against a heater

@theomcintosh

10 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment...

Lets get this out onto a tray.

This is genuinely funny to watch since I had to eat these throughout basic training, I can say now these aren't that bad solid 5/10 and the snacks are better than the actual meals.

I keep replaying the fart jar moment, I'm in tears, my sides hurt from laughing this much 😭😂

As a vet, I love all these meals... and I love watching others eat them. 😂

@gestaltblitz8296

10 ай бұрын

There ain't no way you actually like the MRE eggs those are literally rubber balls.

@notnessle

10 ай бұрын

@@gestaltblitz8296mre eggs ? Where the heck do you find those

@orpheus280

10 ай бұрын

@@notnessle veggie omelette. You know; the one they removed because everyone hated it to the point where it was a meme.

@BushiMac

10 ай бұрын

Nothin beats a hot MRE after a long day in the field

@murry001

10 ай бұрын

Thank you for looking after our pet animals.

and im drinking alone to this, this is what my life is now.

Jesus the quality of the editing is top shelf

that unique feeling of seeing a new cold ones upload,fr it gotta be one of the best experience

Hell yeah! Keep the Aussie banter coming in lads! Love your stuff.

@zaydenbrachman7035

10 ай бұрын

Boogers

I dying from laughing so hard that was some of the best build up to a prank like that ive ever seen it couldn't have gone better if you tried.

that fart in a jar was a PERFECT execution lmfaooooooo

I really like it when their videos aren’t over edited every 3 seconds 😊😊

The editing style is getting better and better, don't think there are any others on yt that does it like you guys do

Wow guys, the fanmail really blew out of the park this time! All Great items! The cardridge, the LP. Awesomeee

2:55 as a prior navy sailor myself, you really do only need that rock and some water, works like magic 😂😂😂

@michaeltyler1191

10 ай бұрын

you guys dont eat MREs quit lying lmao

@LumpKingDLO

10 ай бұрын

@@michaeltyler1191 tf you saying “you guys for” if you don’t believe I was in the military I don’t really care, but for you to sit here and judge knowing you haven’t served is a real dick move man, have a nice day.

@LumpKingDLO

10 ай бұрын

@@michaeltyler1191 go back to being a drunk who comments on this channel

Yo Chad is a natural DJ wtf

Every day we get a little closer to Max and Chad appearing on a GMM episode.

@esteb0t

10 ай бұрын

its in my daily prayers

@Kwillow666

10 ай бұрын

I would love to see Rhett & Link shake in their boots by having Max & Chad on. In a perfect world. 😅

@vivianaatxxx512

10 ай бұрын

That’s not going to happen bro lmao GMM is more family friendly so they won’t have them on their channel 😂😂💀 sorry to burst your bubble but bffr 😂

18:15 that hurts bro. A still sealed, mint condition retro gaming product, and mans just slices it open. That thing woulda made a great collectible.

7:00 The camera man suspiciously looks likes like how to basic camera movement 🤔

I get Soo excited and happy when I see a new video, keep it up you guys!❤

The editing is so good. Amazing video!

As someone who eats those very often I can agree that MRE's are surprisingly good. Some can get tiring after eating them over and over and they all start tasting the same but after a long day of work they can really hit the spot.

Everyone say hi to the baby watching Cold Ones

Chad: I'm gonna join the military! Military: Can you pass a PT test?

Let's get this out onto a tray....nice.

@rektyrektingson4668

10 ай бұрын

Hmmk!

This is my favorite channel as well, you guys are the gold standard

I love these unboxing videos!! Keep it up

It’s gotta be really cool to see what you sent get opened on this show

18:40 got me rolling LMAOOOO

One of the funniest cold ones in a while. I laughed so hard.

Shoutout to the editors they really make these videos solid gold

I had a French MRE once that was still in date. I decided to try it because I heard that the French MRE's were considered some of the best. I was only able to get hold of the least popular one cause where I ordered from didn't have anything else and it was actually pretty decent.

@Pieman6711

10 ай бұрын

If I could swap out what I was served on a 9mo carrier deployment for MRE's, there'd be no hesitation. At least the food will be fully cooked. Fat boy in me got hungry looking at those MREs lol

@scribojello3778

9 ай бұрын

they have to be good, nothing ruins moral faster than shit food.

just hopped into bed as im depressed af, perfect timing. thank you for the distraction boys

Max and Chad love them but they are the definition of doing before thinking😂

14:00 around there when he mewed my cat mewed back loll

Went from alcohol poisoning to food poisoning, Keeping it classy as always Cold Ones.

this will be a banger

The close up of max saying egg 😂🤣

The scratching was a top tier first time attempt

The editing is TOP NOTCH!

I want a cold one

@Bishop985

10 ай бұрын

Facts

I was crying of laughter from the jar 🤣🤣

8:17 as someone who recently got into records a couple of months ago watching Chad play with the needle and record was painful

mayball icci

Just when I thought I couldn’t love Chad more he becomes a master DJ

@marvinrichter4892

10 ай бұрын

He would be one of the chillest and down to earth djs.

After so much time of watching you guys I concluded y’all are the best on this platform

The editing on this was sharp as always!

Needed more of max’s insanity