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@904Gunn

2 жыл бұрын

Sugma

@danielyach2333

2 жыл бұрын

Deez

@kerashlallchander

2 жыл бұрын

Collab with BrodieTV

@kerashlallchander

2 жыл бұрын

I Have Aids

@54ayberk

2 жыл бұрын

my name is deez

Nobody does the "finally..." meme like Max.

@guamuchiru

2 жыл бұрын

nobody does it except Max...

@know_Name

2 жыл бұрын

@@guamuchiru kek

@grizzly7552

2 жыл бұрын

Sup spencer

@DownTownDowns

2 жыл бұрын

ONLY A SPOONFUL

@magertre7004

2 жыл бұрын

But he’s the best at it

Finally, another reason to lock myself into the bathroom, getting away from Barbara and my three kids.

@sselluoss5935

2 жыл бұрын

This....very relatable...I hide from my old lady and the kid in my den...and do the same thing 😂👍

@perpetualcollapse

2 жыл бұрын

Barbara Chandler?!?!?

@Upper_Decky

2 жыл бұрын

if you own a child

@lukeg9773

2 жыл бұрын

Ol Barbara! Only thing she good at is wearing out the passenger side leafs springs on the truck.

@beanholder3634

2 жыл бұрын

Poor Barb. Truly the worst timeline

Whenever max says “Finally” 90% chance he’s gonna eat whatever he’s holding

@steampunkerkai

Жыл бұрын

its his voice line for his ultimate ability (eat garbage)

@bartsimpson2669

9 ай бұрын

When Chad says “finally, center text”

@SteampunkHorse

5 ай бұрын

It’s probably my favourite running gag on this channel

"I ain't doin this man, i'll choke to death" literally 5 seconds later "Let me take the center stage"

I just love that Max can't help himself. Every time Elmer's glue is involved he has to eat it.

@dongleyliam8927

2 жыл бұрын

you know he was "that kid" in school when they were doing crafts

@mckinnonwolf7877

2 жыл бұрын

I remember when Ian was like that too lol

@SpicyMang0s

2 жыл бұрын

only a spoonful

@CS0723

2 жыл бұрын

He learned it from Ian

@QueenDaenerysTargaryen

2 жыл бұрын

@@dongleyliam8927 facts

I love how Max decides everything potentially toxic should go in his mouth

@QueenDaenerysTargaryen

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@connorhowat7527

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a pretty toxic guy...

@jarlsterra

2 жыл бұрын

Yet he will cower in fear from even the most mild of destruction. Truly the duality of man.

@mansitos1000

2 жыл бұрын

Who's max? I know Deez

@monke2229

2 жыл бұрын

he's fr gonna game end himself like this someday

6:14 those sims impressions were on point

You guys should do an episode where you order a bunch of stuffed animals from "Budsies". They make "anything you draw" into a stuffed animal

@Anrikemi

2 жыл бұрын

This sounds amazing yet I can only imagine what horrors they would birth into this world.

@dramadevin

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine they go on fiverr, get artists to draw cursed shit, then make them into plushies!!

@CHIQUIZO

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@noahdimas3790

Жыл бұрын

Do we have news for you

@lightningmcseed7303

11 ай бұрын

Jim Boatly

If the office isn't completely engulfed in flames by the end of this video, I will be disappointed.

@pepe_felipe

2 жыл бұрын

Prepare

@Riguew

2 жыл бұрын

To

@TTVMp3Player

2 жыл бұрын

Be

@xchad8833

2 жыл бұрын

Disappointed

@KyleFaver

2 жыл бұрын

it's not a good episode without that

Y'all got me addicted to this shit. I'm so upset there aren't hundreds of videos for me to binge of this channel yet; can't wait.

@boboloon

2 жыл бұрын

no need to be upset, you're just part of the ride is all.

@nathanw939

2 жыл бұрын

@@boboloon born too early to binge cold ones

@mitchellsoshnekov2264

2 жыл бұрын

For real I'm hooked

@diediedice

2 жыл бұрын

Just watch all videos more than 10 times. At least that's what I do all the time

@nathanw939

2 жыл бұрын

@@diediedice early done it theyre very funny

I love how Max says "finally" but he doesn't say anything after that

I love how chad was a side character in Frank's videos. Now he's the star. A true testament to how much personality chad has

@Slayr.

2 жыл бұрын

He seems to be going through some stuff like a lot of people but yeah Chad is a cool guy at heart.

@baran1080

Жыл бұрын

@@Slayr. he fucking killed a whole litter of puppies

@aru-YT

Жыл бұрын

@@baran1080 he said he was a child and his father forced him to do it bruh

@baran1080

Жыл бұрын

@@aru-YT I remember he did that with his friends as a kid

@EvanRotger

Жыл бұрын

Wtf is going on

Max is literally the last insane person ever allowed on KZread and i am glad it was him

@chelsea342

2 жыл бұрын

Twomad bro

@TheShazMC22

2 жыл бұрын

Nah they all left anyway, they weren’t forced out. Max is just the only one that wanted to stay/had no other options lmao

@Natureboy10307

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr right and I can’t think of anyone better. I almost forgot about the dude. Remember he ate that disgusting cheeseburger abomination. Lmfao I legit was almost gonna puke irl was hilarious

@the-postal-dude

Ай бұрын

@@chelsea342 this didn't age well

It never gets old how, as Max gets more drunk, he just becomes a human soundboard. 😂😂😂

@elgaston992

2 жыл бұрын

*Gag sound* 😂😂😂

@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse

2 жыл бұрын

"I'll give you 100$ if that actually works." goes to show how counter-intuitive science can be. let alone how much we understand versus how much we know. I understood it could be true because of how things like citric acid can react to plastics, especially thin plastics, but didn't know explicitly.

@ponyride23

2 жыл бұрын

Finally, human soundboard

@cerebrospinal87

2 жыл бұрын

My name is Deez

@ducttape9940

2 жыл бұрын

@@cerebrospinal87 My name is Mayo

I’m gonna be honest, that ending where Chad was holding up a bottle and laughing with Max on his shoulders was pure Cold Ones to me. I love these guys.

Max getting angry that the orange peel trick works is life.

@nicemilk8830

2 жыл бұрын

It's the Citric acid that probably dissolves the rubber AIDS

@ethanieldude1

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicemilk8830 Does the balloon have ogre aids or rabbit aids

@voxx8844

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicemilk8830 limonene I believe

@in4mal_baker270

2 жыл бұрын

@@voxx8844 it the acid bruh.

@leroyrooney1412

2 жыл бұрын

@@in4mal_baker270 no Vox was right Limonene oil dissolves rubber due to them both being non-polar hydrocarbons

I like how the option was $100 or Max eats an Orange Peal and Chad chose Max eats an orange peal in which he also ate a piece

@winnie.blues.m8

2 жыл бұрын

True friendship

@alexm1596

2 жыл бұрын

it was only once he learned of its nutrients

Cold ones does anything. Max: “finally....”

@thedarksideofthemoon9612

2 жыл бұрын

FINALLY a comment pointing it out

@PointlessDrummer

2 жыл бұрын

finally bottom text

Chris doesn’t own that child anymore

I always watch this show when I’m drunk, so every time I come back to watch it again, I’ve forgotten everything and it’s like watching it for the first time again.

“We’re taking fire outta the equation for this episode” 10 mins later *sets fire to desk*

@sanderbos2209

2 жыл бұрын

**tries to set fire to hands

Finally waiting on this upload like a crack addict

@iiKolin

2 жыл бұрын

I love crack ❤️❤️

@_dayoo3480

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@christianalexander3384

2 жыл бұрын

Literally

@holilol9169

2 жыл бұрын

Like on cure for SNAIDS

@crayfishguy6853

2 жыл бұрын

Same

The “child” life hack did not age well

Their chemistry is absolutely infectious. I miss my best friend, RIP Justin Lewis, you were taken from us way to early. I hope you're above us, cooking something epic and shredding the guitar. 🙏🎸🤘

@schneblen

Жыл бұрын

❤

@YW2324

2 ай бұрын

💜

i look forward to your guys videos the most in my feed honestly

@byoxanax

2 жыл бұрын

astari X coldones

@mongrel_97

2 жыл бұрын

what the fuck, the astari music channel??

@InnerCityX

2 жыл бұрын

I spent a check on a neon sign because I know I'll never fucking regret it

@lost8384

2 жыл бұрын

Astari knows what’s up

@SplitHead12

2 жыл бұрын

Hi checkmark

im glad you boyz are still making content on YT after all these years. the quality and entertaining videos are truly appreciated and i look forward to every new upload in my inbox.

@unknown-xj3xd

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@mickeymoist

2 жыл бұрын

This was very formal :D

@inforism.

2 жыл бұрын

this man spittin

@justvibin621

2 жыл бұрын

ok chad

@ganjalfilv3rde508

2 жыл бұрын

This comment's bussin'

"Orange peel actually has more fiber than the fruit inside" is a very positive way of saying "Orange peel is indigestible"

Chad gagging on the shot glass has to be the single funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Max gagging has consistently been the funniest shit for like a decade

@pastaroni8683

2 жыл бұрын

@cnmmd qiuoo my name is deez

@cortex8185

2 жыл бұрын

@@pastaroni8683 no, my name is deez

@pastaroni8683

2 жыл бұрын

@@cortex8185 i said my name was deez first

"that's not a hack, that's just being drunk and abusive" Welcome to Coldones.

Omg Max's smile is so infectious! Makes me so happy whenever he has a big cheesy grin.

Anyone here after Chris turned into a massive frog looking creature and will never get his son back?

@ThePimpinator

25 күн бұрын

yuuuup.

For anyone curious as to why the balloon pops its because orange peels have limonene in it (the chemical that gives orange its scent). Most balloons also have latex in them and each chemical is a hydrocarbon which means they are each non-polar and dissolve really well into one another. So when limonene from the skin of the orange hits the balloon it dissolves some of the latex and pops the whole balloon.

@neal7863

2 жыл бұрын

FINALLY someone knows it's not the acid it's the oil the fruit has

@ponyride23

2 жыл бұрын

Limonene in spanish is lemon baby

@CHIQUIZO

2 жыл бұрын

@@ponyride23 HAHAHAAHBRUUUH

@rnjesus867

2 жыл бұрын

bloons tower defense anyone ?

@justafurrywithinternet317

Жыл бұрын

@@rnjesus867 rymrym rimrim rymrymrymrymrimrum mum...

No ones gonna talk about how well chad did with opening the bottle, perfect pop and launch and didn’t drop a drip of champagne, absolute legend

@munjee2

2 жыл бұрын

He basically just hit the Cork directly, still impressive though

@DantesGrill

2 жыл бұрын

@@munjee2 If he had hit the cork directly the bottle wouldn't brake

@munjee2

2 жыл бұрын

@@DantesGrill it really didn't, typically the entire ring comes off from the force but here a small part broke off because: instead of sliding the glas, in the last one, he hit then ring causing it to shatter which is more impressive in a way

@Elutai

2 жыл бұрын

@@munjee2 still impressive

@munjee2

2 жыл бұрын

@@Elutai why did you repeat what I said back at me ?

i love the bouncin bubbles one literally saying wear a glove

13:31 there is a love heart on his jumper...

chad obsessing over that balloon thing is making my day

The way Max said "finally: bouncing bubble recipe" after the sugar pack spilled everywhere killed me.

@BigStinker_14

2 жыл бұрын

7:42

@jakelegrice4773

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah this channels the best

i love how in 90% of vids max says hes not doing something but then he does it 5 secs later

I legit cracked the fuck up 3:58, had to walk away because thats fucking him up. LOL

1:50 thank god I was struggling so much with the regular balloon popping I do, i'm so glad I can simply use an orange to make things easier

@ChrisShredfield

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Pat!

@tealorb

2 жыл бұрын

What's up checkmark

@inimical_deity

2 жыл бұрын

what's up checkmark

@mongrel_97

2 жыл бұрын

i think it's the fruit acid in the orange that dries the balloon out so it pops?

@Blorgusdorkus

2 жыл бұрын

Patterz is dead ass the last person I expect to watch cold ones 😂

Hey look at that cute little character, He's got sunglasses on!

@taslinka

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen this little guy? Look

@gube2358

2 жыл бұрын

little funny egg character

@floatixx

2 жыл бұрын

that's a funny little fella!

@QuinnOnRR

2 жыл бұрын

"How the fuck do you keep getting it it all the way over there!"

@Kalamerys

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3:08 I've used that handgun png before. I love their reaction to the orange peel balloon "life hack"

No one: Max: “is this a forbidden snack?”

This is the only channel that makes me truely laugh out loud with every video, thank you guys ❤️

@monpazier7349

2 жыл бұрын

100% agree

@blu_nades

2 жыл бұрын

Felix shelberg

@smooed7031

2 жыл бұрын

Hot damn I just said the exact same, you know it’s good when you rewind back multiple times 😂

@CharlieBrown-bh2pq

2 жыл бұрын

What's up checkmark?

@youremom5463

2 жыл бұрын

Same

0:29 - Chad: "We've cut fire out of the equation for these ones" 11:09 - Max: "I'm cooking this"

@tyffaneelavely8087

Жыл бұрын

I think showing this 13:29 as your second one would have been better lol

chris cant do his own life hack anymore

@markosjohns6078

Жыл бұрын

Why not lol

@Blappyboop

Жыл бұрын

@@markosjohns6078 he’s too busy playing pretend woman

@diediedice

8 ай бұрын

​@@Blappyboop I'm too busy doing your mom

Its kinda amazing that i only just realised max wears glasses. Finally glasses

God imagine the fun theyd have with a real-do-it-urself science kit or summat

@sirapple589

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine they somehow get one of those 1960s do it yourself kits that had actual uranium.

@ohwow5171

2 жыл бұрын

If they ever got their hands on one of those, DEATH AND DESTRUCTION would commence.

@sirapple589

2 жыл бұрын

no or maybe yes I mean, Max put bubble mixture in his mouth, I wouldn’t take him putting uranium in his mouth off the table.

@roblangada4516

2 жыл бұрын

@no or maybe yes True, you'd be much more at risk from the asbestos commonly used in building insulation at the time, or every shoe store having an x-ray machine in it that anyone was free to use.

@cs40660

2 жыл бұрын

straight up can we get the boys in a chemistry class fuckin around wit reactive explosive chemicals?

The look on chads face when the balloon first popped is the same look cavemen had when they saw fire.

these two would be hopeless without the editors

I can’t explain it, but Max makes me feel ✨😌

Max’s successful party trick shot was a piece of art, Chad almost dying? Not so much

I have now added "fucky" and "I see demons man" into my vocabulary accidentally because of Cold Ones and I have to say it's improved my life.

@deanlearner1565

2 жыл бұрын

Been saying that everything good is 'Bussin' for a while now because of Chad.

@diskeyes

2 жыл бұрын

“My name is Deez” “my name Jeff” “That’s a funny little character.” “Bussin” “finally” “leg” I’m sure there’s more. My family hates me.

@grimlockthe1823

2 жыл бұрын

@@diskeyes man max infected me with "my name jeff" meme years ago it sucks lmao

@potassiumtheif5857

2 жыл бұрын

@@diskeyes we are one in the same, my family hates me so much for saying “my name chef” like 20 times a day

@diskeyes

2 жыл бұрын

@@potassiumtheif5857 bro yes 😂😂 and once I get a lil drunk I just start spouting that shit off non stop thinking it’s the funniest thing in the world

Chad sounded like morty at 7:59 lmao

Amazing how long and consistently I've watched you guys and I still find you just as entertaining as I did years ago.

Time for another episode of: Max Putting Substances in His Mouth That He _Really_ Shouldn’t.

Max: "you can quickly switch it out to the melted ice area" Chad: "yea im drinking melted ice" Melted ice, also known as *w a t e r*

Lmao ughhhh Max's facial expressions & comedic timing are great. 🤣

I can’t count how many times I’ve watched this and it still feels like an overwhelming acid trip every time I watch

Finally, going from funny harmless sludge to recreating the fiery pits of hell in the span of 10 minutes

love how chad sounded like it was crazy to be drinking melted ice like its not just water

“the other twenty?” joke got me dying after i finally processed it hahhahahhha @5:40

11:58 Max looks like an inmate at Arkham Asylum

*chad* “Scott get scissors I’m not kidding” will live in my head rent free from this day on

@st-qo7ot

2 жыл бұрын

shut up

@st-qo7ot

2 жыл бұрын

@damas you’re cringe dude

@loremipsum2129

2 жыл бұрын

Time stamp pls

@Elutai

2 жыл бұрын

@@st-qo7ot "you're cringe dude" coming from the funny guy with "hung and handsome as a username. your hilarious dude. funny name.

Max looks like a vocalist for a death core band and I love it

@roachdoggjr155

2 жыл бұрын

he doesnt look gay

@gasm2419

2 жыл бұрын

i thought he was wearing a ghostemane hoodie but he is wearing a parody ghostemane (family guy) one

@1BergerVongSchlauigkeitHer

2 жыл бұрын

@@roachdoggjr155 He does though.

@benlmao9510

2 жыл бұрын

thy art is burger

@14vatochongo

2 жыл бұрын

@@gasm2419 it’s just a deathcore font. It doesn’t belong to any one artists

cold ones takes our pain away everyone looks forward to you guys making videos keep it up!

I want to really thankyou for making this content. I haven't had a genuine laugh in a long time but your videos absolutely send me 😂. Lotta love from NSW

My day gets better by 110% when cold one uploads

I love how now when it gets a little too dangerous, Chad is always the test subject while max watches from afar lol

I genuinely love this channel

Much love to the whole cold ones crew. Yall are awesome ❤

Wait, what sux?

@somerandomguyonlineforsome7870

2 жыл бұрын

Hello

I'm surprised the "Pour sugar everywhere" Sims function was foreshadowing and not just some random shit Prezoh added in.

I LOVE THIS. PLEASE GIVE ME MORE. IT MAKES MY DAY BETTER. MORE MORE MORE MORE.

Just subscribed to this channel a few weeks ago and you guys always manage to crack me up. Keep doing your things boys 👌👌

Max: *pops the balloon while it's in chad's mouth* IS THAT REAL?

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear tra

@user12do

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku Again, you’re an embarrassment to the human race

@masongaio8846

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao how it feels to chew five gum

Max and Chad are literally the best duo ever, they make me laugh so much that I can't breathe, love you guys, be safe in this ratchet world

By far one of your best videos lol I cried laughing the whole time

Man I love this Chanel sm

I about choked when I realized halfway through the video that Max’s death metal shirt said “Family Guy”

@obeseiwancannoli2177

2 жыл бұрын

Kind of a rare hoodie

@joles8

Жыл бұрын

LOL wtf

Can we just seriously take a second to appreciate the editing that goes into these videos XD

Australians have weird sense of humor and i like it. jim jefferies, dankpod, these guys, howtobasic

im so glad to be a fan since like 2012/13 of max, your content is ALWAYS fucking hilarious through all these years and it's great to see you grow

Hey Prezoh, edit max and chad uploading more videos so I don’t have withdrawals during the week

Max: I'm not doing it that's a choking hazard Max: *does it seconds later*

The green slime dripping from the ceiling the only thing I can think of is goosebumps

Just got my drink responsibly shirt today! And I absolutely love it!!!

Lmfao man I swear this editing keeps you on your toes, got me questioning reality at times.

The burning bubble 'hack' has to be done with lightergas, not deodorant. So just make soap bubble solution and put lighter gas into it using the bottom of the bowl it's in.

0:29 "we've cut fire out of the equation for this one" 11:08 burning stuff that's hanging from the ceiling

I had a dream max came into my house and started filling my cabinets with dirty dishes so I kicked him out. Chad was also in my house but he was just watching tv. I’m still so confused.

9:33 chad screaming & max mocking him is the greatest thing ever.

I love when max says “finally” for some reason

I find a lot of content funny but I usually just laugh internally but this is the only channel on yt that will make me actually laugh out loud . Keep up the amazing content guys

10:48 didn't age to well

@bigworm3828

10 ай бұрын

Fr😂😭

@TheMuler

9 ай бұрын

He still has the child

@SmD-ff5xd

5 ай бұрын

for you

@imaxcrepin0001

5 ай бұрын

@@SmD-ff5xd what mean

im scared max actually has brain damage from all those chemicals

@reapthewhirlwind6915

2 жыл бұрын

Y

@capitanice6353

2 жыл бұрын

i’m sure if he was this incoherent and impulsive for the other 22 hours of the day when the crew isn’t filming, they would come to the same conclusion a lot sooner and stop filming videos altogether. he’s fine bro

@lightaspect6210

2 жыл бұрын

if you think that is bad , you should see his youtube channel for the past like 8 years

Anyone wanna talk about how Chad set the bowl on fire right next to an aerosol can 💀

You guys are one of the only KZreadrs to make me laugh out loud this much.