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@joebalIs

2 жыл бұрын

Alright

@Saint-Justus

2 жыл бұрын

crab aids

@whitenoise0065

2 жыл бұрын

13:06

@zedpwner

2 жыл бұрын

tell scott to restock the death metal hoodie

@nutmanbrother2754

2 жыл бұрын

I already bought merch but it's time to buy more

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

@TokenTravis

2 жыл бұрын

I love that little fella

@BakaTaco

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen this little fella?

@doug-core8850

2 жыл бұрын

Look at this funny little fella

@frankuraku5622

2 жыл бұрын

(takes paper away)

@tricklinerduckplayer5925

2 жыл бұрын

I have little fella tattood on my chest😂

genuinely concerned for chad and max's safety, blink twice if scott is putting you up to eating copious amounts of toxic chemicals

@KenshinFanForever

2 жыл бұрын

Scott is the one trying to stop them most of the time. Like a dad trying to stop their kids from swallowing glue

@mickeyp8079

2 жыл бұрын

@@KenshinFanForever that’s what he wants you to think

@tsandethottiesupremocleo1896

2 жыл бұрын

I feel that. Chad ate cement, which is basically Calcium Oxide that gets converted into Calcium Hydroxide upon hydration. CaOH is very caustic, hovering at a PH of between 12.8 and 13.5 depending on how much water is present in-situ. Meanwhile Max is likely gobbling down grams upon grams of carbonyl and cyano-compounds

@TheNINJAFun

2 жыл бұрын

@@tsandethottiesupremocleo1896 ye carbohydrates r bad i agree

@pomelo9840

2 жыл бұрын

Nah he can't let his investment die, yet.

Max has a fucking stomach of steel and a nonexistent gag reflex, the man can eat anything like it's nothing, I guess all those milk challenges back in the day weren't for nothing

@beantreats

2 жыл бұрын

He's been known to gag here or there lmao

@stefani.5737

Жыл бұрын

Once you go hair cake everything else is pretty mild.

@sirllamaiii9708

8 ай бұрын

​@@beantreatsayo

@rattatoui

Ай бұрын

read through this whole comment thinking it was left by me two years ago

There are cases where scientists are finding traces of plastic in people because of what we consume or wear or whatever. Are these cases random or are they of people like Max who just straight up raw dog plastic?

@tovarischshashlikov

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe? Probably, I like your thinking either way

@stenthesnake98

2 жыл бұрын

Biomagnification of microplastics through the food web

@8th-wndr

Жыл бұрын

@@stenthesnake98 cheers bro I'll drink some BPA to that

@juliamavroidi8601

Жыл бұрын

Humans do not ingest 8 pounds of plastic a year. Max from Cold Ones who ingests 8 tons of plastic a year is a statistical outlier and should not have been considered

@beebob2877

Жыл бұрын

They’re random but I’d love to see the composition of their bodies, 50% Chinese plastic and cheap Australian brews

i don’t think they even drink anymore, they’ve inhaled enough fumes and chinese herbs to be belligerent without alcohol

@darkfang25

2 жыл бұрын

Max drank 2 shots in this vid

@VinceWasTaken

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkfang25 he also huffed toothbrush plastic

@blankii333

2 жыл бұрын

@@VinceWasTaken and silica from the concrete dust. Get that dank silicosis 🤌🤌

God the editing in this series is phenomenal, always good for a chuckle.

@4rtie

2 жыл бұрын

Blame Prezoh

@medplug4061

2 жыл бұрын

Fr, moments like 7:53 always make me flinch a little

@ktp01

2 жыл бұрын

That's what you get for editing for Clint stevens for 4 years

@AGoodTemp

2 жыл бұрын

My belly hurts from the chuckle

@spoonchad5686

2 жыл бұрын

its prezoh, who is unfortuantley... gay...

I always find Max's utter disregard for his own clothes insane.

@tedbeneke2838

2 жыл бұрын

Literally, that varsity is like several hundred dollars and he just beans it up

@sadmermaid

2 жыл бұрын

@@tedbeneke2838 washing machine

@beantreats

2 жыл бұрын

@@sadmermaid -someone who's never used a washing machine

@charlieking650

2 жыл бұрын

I'd have utter disregard for clothes that look like that too

@progeria7379

2 жыл бұрын

@KG you’ll grow up, then you’ll understand

Picasso really be like "I not misogynist. I have woman friend."

@skrrt-skrrt

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile he was a violent rapist. He was like a typical modern-day brocialist.

@rich3083

2 жыл бұрын

@@skrrt-skrrt sounds about right kek

Actually fucking flinched with Chad's eye @ 7:53

@raulins100

2 жыл бұрын

same, the edits are too good

@SaltyWilly420

2 жыл бұрын

Scared the shit out of me

@blankii333

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit same

Cold Ones never gets old, always something interesting.

@4d3c2b1a

2 жыл бұрын

It is getting old. Not as much drinking anymore. Too much dumb shit. Not enough interviews

@masturcheef123

2 жыл бұрын

Old ones

@pyrax_1863

2 жыл бұрын

@@4d3c2b1a there’s no interviews because of Covid my guy that’s why they stopped

@w1ndsy

2 жыл бұрын

@@pyrax_1863 lame excuse

@johngamingmathshd4038

2 жыл бұрын

Interviews are dirt everyone is in bits realistically this shit is the bomb just some stupid shit being reviewed love it best braindead shit on the site atm

9:50 How to basic's backstory

Projector thing actually works. It's just incredibly dim to the point where it takes your eyes a minute to adjust to it and you can not have ANY Outside light and you do need a larger magnifying glass.

@TapMu5ic

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, can confirm. I've used the shoebox projector to project images to the wall and then go stand in front of it. It's a cheap way to take some interesting pictures😊

@e-tree

2 жыл бұрын

Little Fella

Pretty sure Max has stomach acid that could melt anything

@angeldeviltears

2 жыл бұрын

hes immortal

@PMNS1995

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree, leadbelly would be too mild of a term for him, seems more like a black hole that can absorb anything

@steelameba3906

2 жыл бұрын

The way he eats hot shit is terrifying

@Musical_Nero

2 жыл бұрын

@@steelameba3906 eew gross when did he eat hot shit?

@brookie_kookies4787

2 жыл бұрын

@@PMNS1995 I swear, most of this stuff he eats kills children and adults from ingesting on the daily lol

They should do an episode with their dads and call it “Old Ones”

@jodjodjodjodjod

2 жыл бұрын

not funny

@jodjodjodjodjod

2 жыл бұрын

+ max is gay so he has no dad

@dgmembernr

2 жыл бұрын

that would be cool i think

@davidzalesak9639

2 жыл бұрын

They should do an episode where they shave their heads and call it "Bald Ones"

@TurtleGamers1

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidzalesak9639 They should do an episode where they say dumb shit and call it "Bold Ones"

I’m convinced max has a layer of iron around his stomach. Dude eats stuff that should be a hospital ride

@am-shak

2 жыл бұрын

Not really

Most of the time the edits don't ever get me, but 7:53 gave me an adrenaline rush.

@Nielsquake0

2 жыл бұрын

xD same

max and chad are pretty much just their own Jackass movie, they just need more persuasion

@audreydoyle5268

Жыл бұрын

That's the magic of it: coercion.

Yes, finally new cold ones episode

@themunkenswe

2 жыл бұрын

bottom text

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear aen

@sigggee

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku you bet

@pb_monkey

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku you're past your prime

@Flightsy

2 жыл бұрын

i am farting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cold Ones is the only channel that I will immediately stop what I'm doing and watch when a new vid drops.

14:17 missed opportunity for another explosion.

One time when I ordered the Cucumber Joe shirt, somebody sent me a little square of cardboard with a smile drawn on it. I want to know who has done this, now.

@carlies7660

2 жыл бұрын

cucumber joe did it

@kennycrane7050

2 жыл бұрын

Was the head that had the smile oval? Maybe had sunglasses? Maybe it was a little fella...

7:00 this is literally how Kerbal Space Program got its start. The guy working for the Squad ad agency in Mexico City said he did this as a kid and wanted to make a video game about it, so they got a Unity devkit and started work.

Would love to see Chad and max attempt at getting their first aid certificate

Max will eat anything even if it’s not edible and potentially deadly, but bring *fire* into the picture and he’s OUT💀

I cannot express how much this channel (Max and Chad, A+ editors and the crazy shit you're up to) makes my fucking day. No other content ANYWHERE makes me so happy

@neffy8850

2 жыл бұрын

True. Maxmoefoe, Chad & Scott (and other production membs) are the only ones holding KZread together for a lot of us.

Showed my 7 year old and wife the mjni match rockets.. Didn't realise the eye poke came after.. Damn made us all jump 😂😂😂 Amazing as usual

@BakaTaco

2 жыл бұрын

I would not recommend showing your 7-year-old Cold Ones for reasons I think immediately obvious by watching any Cold Ones video. Hahaha

@BakaTaco

2 жыл бұрын

@Rozza Haha, I mean, you're not wrong mate!

@cinnamontoastmeme

2 жыл бұрын

@@BakaTaco man you're lame imma show this to my fetus when I'm pregnant.

that distant laugh at chads joke at 9:30

@clairesv

Жыл бұрын

9:28

It is wearing a tuxedo

@BruudaOsas

Жыл бұрын

Bruh

Video: toothpaste Max: That's disgusting Confirmed Max doesn't brush his teeth.

@hallelsegel6517

2 жыл бұрын

Also max: eats molten plastic

I think at this point it’s safe to assume that Max has Pica disorder.

I love how Max was instantly afraid of the flamethrower craft, when this man was ingesting plastic from a toothbrush through a tomato shortly before. Lmfao

Love that Chad was worried that the guy who ate part of the human cake would get sick from a slightly toxic tomato.

these videos never get old, and neither will Max if he keeps fucking eating plastic

@e-tree

2 жыл бұрын

Babies inhale plastic like Snoop Dogg

One of them always ends up hurt and crying in these videos. I think they each need to play separately for awhile.

14:22 "This one is so easy " Instantly fucks up the first step by gluing the lighter upside-down

A new cold ones episode on my birthday??! The perfect gift 😎

@koa755

2 жыл бұрын

happy birthday bro

@sirreginald3031

2 жыл бұрын

happy birthday best wishes bro

@paalaasengstubbrud3524

2 жыл бұрын

Merry christmas, champ

@Mr.Hatman

2 жыл бұрын

happy birthday bro

@xanny93

2 жыл бұрын

Happy birdy🎊🐥🎉

I did one of those projector shoe boxes for part of my visual arts diploma and they definitely work.... sort of. My phone doesnt allow my to lock the screen upside down, and unfortunately it needs to be upside down because the projection turns it back right side up. It worked for other things though, I faced it up at the ceiling with a video of jellyfish playing, veeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy nice, veeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeery purdy

9:52 Chad literally planning to end Max's life and then max is just vibing next to him

This show is pretty much the only thing i find funny and look forward to in life. Love you guys

@bramdekleer2824

2 жыл бұрын

You need a therapist no offense

@zkrekz420

2 жыл бұрын

@@bramdekleer2824 and some hoes

@MiuXiu

2 жыл бұрын

@have a nice day 🌈 I hope you have a horrible day

@e-tree

2 жыл бұрын

@@bramdekleer2824 nobody asked for your input. No offense of course.

I'm impressed on whoever got the materials for these skits. WELL DONE

@BasedChad

2 жыл бұрын

Impressed with whoever cleans up all this too

@masterjenkins632

2 жыл бұрын

bruh its just called goin down to your local craft stores and bottle os hahaha not that deep

@Hey_Jamie

2 жыл бұрын

Eggs, foil, magnifying glass and flashlights?

@bryn6844

2 жыл бұрын

Why is it impressing?

@e-tree

2 жыл бұрын

@@masterjenkins632 it's also called most stores might not have it. Even you should be able to comprehend that with ease.

i’ve never been able to look at cement dog without scream laughing til i cried it’s been over a year since i’ve seen him so 4:00 sent me into hysterics

please do more of this. this is iconic and cheap to do

What a perfect gift to come home to: a new episode from my favorite podcast

@e-tree

2 жыл бұрын

Little Fella

They really hit us with a 'Cement: that's conk creet baby!' in the year of our Lord 2022.

After I started binging this channel, it took me a few days to realize that Max is maxmoefoe. His 3L milk challenge was the shit back in the day, what a goddamn legend!

Max has a laugh that is both endearing…… yet malicious 🥰😳

@e-tree

2 жыл бұрын

Chad has a laugh that is contagious with no comparison.

I really like this show. It's got a character in it.

@commanderpinkie7617

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a funny little character

@gavn6337

2 жыл бұрын

Its got a little fella

you know its a good day when you hear coconut mall at the start of these vids

I have to give it to Scott with how he picks out the most bizarre but amazingly fucked up crafts 🖐🏻😭

My lil fella bundle came in the mail two days ago! So happy it's so awesome and the clothes feel super quality, the gold card is awesome too

If I saw someone using that string phone case I'd do my very best to spit directly into their mouth

@darkfang25

2 жыл бұрын

Who hurt you?

@HOTD108_

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkfang25 Who didn't hurt you?

Prezoh popping off with the edit once again

-max *slams an egg over chats head* also max 'ow that hurt PLEASE sTOp" LMAO big sibling energy

14:12 *That's one Aussie door*

the only YT channel I actually watch since CowChop... FEED ME CONTENTTTTTTTTT 💖💖

@kevindellatore

2 жыл бұрын

This is like 1 of 2 that I actively wait and watch the videos ASAP

@Chronx100

2 жыл бұрын

Rip cowchop it will be missed

@bruhdon4748

2 жыл бұрын

Rip cowchop

@Roseyfinchartworks

2 жыл бұрын

Woah, that brought back memories I forgot I had

@SlyTreeRat

2 жыл бұрын

Off canny is pretty good the "new/old" cow chop mix

The EarthBound music. ❤️ Just when I thought I couldn't love Cold Ones more than I already do!

The editing is always so good 😂😂

These videos are always worth waiting for.

This is the content I LOVE to see. Well actually all content from Cold Ones is very difficult to not love.

the match one does actually work haha, we used to make little cardboard tanks as kids and put little match projectiles the barrel to shoot each other

@MiuXiu

2 жыл бұрын

They got it to work in the video though...

@HOTD108_

2 жыл бұрын

@@MiuXiu Omg, are you THE Ling?!?! Creator of the classic 'Dylan - I'm too Sexy'? I've been watching that video EVERY night before bed for 13 years now. I'm your number 1 fan!

always love cold ones content❤️‍🔥

Aaah I loved that first transition to the "live reaction" .. good editor!

Yessss more cold ones videos 😩😩😩

I'd never feel safe in the same room as them lmao

@higg4209

2 жыл бұрын

I'd never feel safe in the same room as them lmao

@Mark-cd2xx

2 жыл бұрын

I'd never feel safe in the same room as them lmao

You guys are keeping the OG KZread content alive. Thank you.

thank u guys u are helping truth the hardest parts of my life

im absolutely dying at the end of the gay picasso quote "he was a cannibal in that respect, he needed love" 15:42

Finally, new Cold Ones video

“Aye they should make that an Olympic sport” I’m fuckin crying 🤣😂

I love these guys so much

Max’s discography of memes is frightening

9:36 sure is creative lol

loved this one

The spirit of endless chaos always wins with Cold Ones. They just can’t help coming up with concepts that result in the death of all conceivable order and law

I love how this channel finds a way to somewhat revive dead memes

I love how Max and Chad can just say literally anything and it’s funny, I wish I had that talent

9:53 That is the face of a man that is using his every ounce of willpower to control his murderous rage.

Glad to see excite bike going in the back. It was my favourite childhood game.

everything about these videos reminds me of the good old days with the meme squad. It would almost be illegal to not get a reunion episode with the squad (Max,Ian,George,Fat,and HowtoBasic). Please scott use your powers to complete this task

Got the worst news about my nan today. You guys definitely made me smile. Love you both ❤️

bro i have been subbed for like a year and not watching these videos until today and I have been FUCKING UP this shit is gold. good work, uh, blokes

Missed you guys!!

12:24 Egg 👍

Joji is a massive recording artist, Chad and Max have a very successful KZread channel with a great podcast, Ian is making fucking documentaries. They grew up

@phatrick

2 жыл бұрын

max and chad haven’t grown up

@BrodyMKramer

2 жыл бұрын

@@phatrick still successful as fuck

@HOTD108_

2 жыл бұрын

You must be a new fan or something because they've been HUGELY successful for almost a decade now, getting tens of millions of views even in their early days. Seriously dude, did you only just find out about these boys like a week ago or something?

@rich3083

2 жыл бұрын

@@HOTD108_ yeah I was on KZread since it came out and I hadn't heard of these guys till 6-8 months ago tbh, I went through all their old channels dumbfounded and the type of content they did. So it's not uncommon for someone not to know

@GetIsekaid

Жыл бұрын

​@@phatrick Yeah you are certainly a fine specimen of being grown up.

Always have to have me left thumb at the ready when watching cold ones never make it through a full vid without crackin up and skipping back, edits are just the icing on the copious amounts of cake

@e-tree

2 жыл бұрын

If that's the case then my thumb is like my right ar- what was that about?

Fits looking fire 🔥

Every Cold Ones episode feels like walking into the special ed class

@MiuXiu

2 жыл бұрын

Hahah for real

7:30 ancient China discovers fireworks

Always love these vids.

These videos are the only thing i look forward to in life 🤠

At 12:03 can we actually put all jokes aside and appreciate Chad actually genuinely concerned for Max? Sure he's drunk but eating toxic chemicals is still bad and they really care for one another even if it's a joke.

@archerymidnight3422

2 жыл бұрын

He ate part of the Human Cake. He's immune to all damage after that

@charlieking650

2 жыл бұрын

normal human compassion epic wholesome gamer moment

@e-tree

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's just called H u m a n I n s t i c t

wow these fellas are funny! i hope they start a podcast or something

I'm more impressed by the amount of nintendo and video game references in each episode. Good job boys. You guys got a new fan. 🔥💪

Love the earthbound music!

13:38 why is 5 minute crafts showing you how to make a home-made napalm launcher

You guys are the funniest people on KZread. Your content is drunk garbage with great editing-amazing.

whenever max drops a “finally …” like at 13:28 its always the best shit of all time for me its like watching dora the explorer

You make me so happy!