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@lizzylizzy1676

2 жыл бұрын

Don't read Deez

@Huhhhhhhhj

2 жыл бұрын

@@lizzylizzy1676 Deez what?

@brandonsethlaster6793

2 жыл бұрын

HOW IS THIS 17 HOURS AGO?

@Huhhhhhhhj

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonsethlaster6793 IT'S not

@pyskosfan

2 жыл бұрын

LET'S GOOOOOO NEW COLD ONES BABYYYYYYYY IT'S HERE

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

@jdwoop1274

2 жыл бұрын

Just a cool little guy !!

@DylanHart8

2 жыл бұрын

He’s a cool little fella

@GarrettPDGA

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but have you seen this guy right here? Got sunglasses on.

@justuriah2737

2 жыл бұрын

I can hear Chad doming you over the internet

@nathanielbeans3625

2 жыл бұрын

@@GarrettPDGA sounds like a cool little fella

Max is the human equivalent of an intrusive thought

@lc9072

Жыл бұрын

It's called ADHD. This is our reality

@GrayLily.

Жыл бұрын

@@lc9072 dude i have adhd, the point is adhd cant be blamed for our behavior, it isnt an excuse, you still have control over your actions. max just carried out all his thoughts as soon as they come to mind.

@Puppy_Puppington

Жыл бұрын

@@GrayLily. ummmmm. Ok.

@michaeltagor4238

Жыл бұрын

@@GrayLily. omg someone on the internet that have adhd and don't brag about how they can use it as their excuse for every dumb/just plain out shit things they do?! what kind of timeline I'm living in

@derekiunker5989

Жыл бұрын

@@lc9072 nah it’s just who he is idk why you would say that. Not all adhd people like that

Max swallowing a magnet, then drinking from a cup that has a magnet in it is probably the most dangerous thing I've seen them do on cold ones so far.

@remobrown9011

2 жыл бұрын

Straight up. Two magnets inside you is not optimal.

@edwardsamson5775

2 жыл бұрын

@@remobrown9011 yeah it is kids try it

@funnybone6149

Жыл бұрын

Attention Children of all ages Swallowing magnets is lit Swallow one magnet for poggers Swallow the second magnet afterwards for epicness

@strangerofthe2067

Жыл бұрын

Swallowing magnets is the fastest way to get HUGE PP

@TheCreeker191

Жыл бұрын

We literally had a kid whose brother fed him magnets in pediatric surgery and the kid almost died from peritonitis.

the subtle humor of the "boo" in the cup then max looking inside and getting freaked out was great, whichever editor did that shit is a genius.

@yakiyugi7890

2 жыл бұрын

Got me too 🤣🤣

@smiIeyface

Жыл бұрын

subtle??? that was an in-your-face jumpscare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@apple-de8tx

Жыл бұрын

Prezoh his name is prezoh also editor for ludwig sometimes and streams on twitch

@tesseract5569

Жыл бұрын

@@apple-de8tx Man really annouced his name like a mythical legend being told Prezoh. His name is Prezoh

@soupervisor

Жыл бұрын

@@tesseract5569 the guy is a legend tho isn't he ahahahahah

You guys should do an episode buying food from people on Facebook marketplace, the content it would make... beautiful.

@eol251

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo don't f.u.c.k.i.n.g comment on this channel mate!

@idiotic203

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok I won't

@SusMus-px2eg

2 жыл бұрын

I'd like to see them do it in Australia and then Florida

@loganetter671

2 жыл бұрын

You’re trying to kill them

@torontotonto6189

2 жыл бұрын

full on facebook marketplace adventure, first they buy outfits of the market, then a car or something and then produce

Max is like the adult version of a baby, he will stick anything in his mouth.

@premieresteak2189

2 жыл бұрын

ayo

@agaga5886

2 жыл бұрын

that's mad

@Smokeyxz

2 жыл бұрын

Ayye yo

@sodokami6347

2 жыл бұрын

@@premieresteak2189 Ayo 😂

@hellyeabish

2 жыл бұрын

😈

Max: recoils from a sip of a normal drink with a bit of egg in it Also Max: downs a concoction of eggs liquor and powdered energy drink without any physical reaction

@josecastro1016

Жыл бұрын

he use to do worse with his old crew if you look into his past 🤣🤣

@shezmu24

Жыл бұрын

@@josecastro1016 Oh I know, trust me I know XD

max cant help himself but to devour the most foul things in sight immediately

@Kree8ingMusic2

Жыл бұрын

The man ate hair cake....he's no stranger to eating the most nastiest shit ever

This is the healthiest episode ever. Max definitely got his weekly veggies.

@Bungadood

2 жыл бұрын

egg is da veggie?

@sixfeetdeeper

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bungadood yes

@andrewmcvicker5378

2 жыл бұрын

He swallowed a magnet, definitely not the healthiest 🤣🤣

@tentinquarantino876

2 жыл бұрын

Eeh... *Akchulley* 🤓... Eating a raw potato is *fucking dangerous,* you can get fever from it, but your point is still valid.

@GwenGwenYT

2 жыл бұрын

weekly?

I love how all of them semi-worked and they were so disappointed that they all worked properly that they just start breaking them.

@Inexpressable

2 жыл бұрын

because destroying perfectly working items is so funny, hahahahahaha

@Itchyboy_

2 жыл бұрын

@@Inexpressable i dont care for your attitude

@deathbycookies

2 жыл бұрын

@@Inexpressable I honestly cringe at these videos sometimes

@Inexpressable

2 жыл бұрын

@@Itchyboy_ I don't care for your childishness

@Inexpressable

2 жыл бұрын

@@Itchyboy_ this mf listens to Travis Scott. your opinion ain't shit you really went and picked the shittiest rappers to listen to hahahahaha

because of people like max, every tiny thing has written on: dont swallow and keep away from kids

I come back to this every once in a while just to hear Max laugh at the giant Airpod speaking Chinese

@ravenphillips21

11 ай бұрын

Was looking for this comment 😂

I love how if Max is pissed enough he tries to eat everything that is even slightly edible.

@jolerojosta

2 жыл бұрын

Well he almost ate a SpongeBob DVD once

@jappe66

2 жыл бұрын

Also anything that's not edible

@JeanTheDweller

2 жыл бұрын

@@caspay21 is that a real thing? Ubran dictionary didnt have it

For all the people that are not from Tilburg or the entirety of the Netherlands: Schrobbelèr is a spice-bitter from Tilburg. It’s relatively sweet, and it tastes more or less like cough-syrup.

@haminacan

2 жыл бұрын

It tastes a bit like Jägermeister, but also not. It's not too bad with red bull..

@kamil7307

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck Schrobbeler, Joppiesaus is king

@satan1189

2 жыл бұрын

@@haminacan its SHIT

@milovanderpas

2 жыл бұрын

We drink it every friday at the VrijMiBo after work.

@martyn7053

2 жыл бұрын

Tilburg represent

I was having anxiety and couldn’t sleep and i swear your guy’s videos make me laugh so much i forget about everything and fall straight to sleep anytime. Thanks for the content boys, Love you all

@feraltrashgoose

Жыл бұрын

Nah because I do this too😭😭

I love how new-age cold ones is just a high-concept, belligerently drunk, and feverish product review channel now. Top 5 channels of all time for me honestly

@_dayoo3480

2 жыл бұрын

Well said, def top 3 for me

@kazujaja

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the top teir editing that holds it all together

@thikim7056

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@tooaestheticforme

2 жыл бұрын

Good mythical morning on crack

@JoeG71299

2 жыл бұрын

@@kazujaja yeah the editing on the videos slaps 👌🏽 10/10

those pills that do the automatic stirring in the mugs are called stir bars, they're used in chemistry for things that need to be stirred for a while

@xinniethepooh7174

2 жыл бұрын

Except they’ve charged ridiculous prices for a magnetic stirrer and a mug*

@sorsu

2 жыл бұрын

do they stir while in the stomach too? :^)

@ramengod5768

2 жыл бұрын

@@sorsu ye i eat all my food whole then throw one of those bad boys in. It helps with digestion too

@QuackZack

2 жыл бұрын

the eggshell was the stir bar, good e'nuff;

@prismo6621

2 жыл бұрын

I believe they're called spinny wing ding pillies. Nice try though.

I'm just now noticing Max getting frightened by the "boo" the editor added in the cup at 13:18

Okay, the mug pill is the same technology they use in college labs to stir chemical mixtures. Gotta give them props, that combo actually makes a ton of sense.

@dreik2646

Жыл бұрын

only really used if you want to continuously stir a mixture over an extended period of time, using it in a mug is novel i guess but a spoon will do it 10x faster and easier

It seems the secret to making these guys happy is any device that turns vegetables into thin strings.

@emprox1

23 күн бұрын

also alcohol

I like how it's fine for Max to have eaten his own vomit mixed with whatever HTB made but a raw potato is just to far

@laurasaurd9650

2 жыл бұрын

not to mention the time he ate clay

@nija-o-yama9028

2 жыл бұрын

The ramen off and hair cake will forever haunt me

@laurasaurd9650

2 жыл бұрын

@@nija-o-yama9028 he’s built a tolerance, he’s getting stronger

@Natureboy10307

2 жыл бұрын

@@nija-o-yama9028 Dude I watched something years ago like decade ago of Max and this person had him eat this horrendous burger . Legit I almost got sick watching it Lmfao. Was so many yrs ago now crazy !

@duongchuc1834

2 жыл бұрын

ok

The more and more cold ones videos come out, Chad is actually the voice of reason.

15:11 WHERE TF DID THE PILL GO⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

@clairesv

Жыл бұрын

max drank it 😭

Great work Max and Chad, keep it up! - Matt and Ryan

@fuwafuwa4016

2 жыл бұрын

Aye

@SeanSMST

2 жыл бұрын

Ay it's the funny men

@dvaeterny9433

2 жыл бұрын

Hey girls

@zeldamon5

2 жыл бұрын

Nice comment Matt and Ryan!

@milangiroux

2 жыл бұрын

Ratio

Name a more iconic qoute than Chad's "MY YEEZYS MANE" you can't. Unless you bring up Max's little fella

@CHIQUIZO

2 жыл бұрын

see? it got sunglasses onn

@luiscova9007

2 жыл бұрын

my name is chef

@yaoixyuri1680

2 жыл бұрын

What about the classic.. "My name is Deez"

@AImighty_Loaf

2 жыл бұрын

i have aids

@Nalyd.3

2 жыл бұрын

Look at that funny little character

I am convinced that max is a genetic experiment considering how powerful his digestive system is.

Max: *seeing something that looks like a pill, inhales it immediately* Max: So what was that? 💀

@eclipsedbadger

10 ай бұрын

The face of terror of EVERYONE. They didn't even showed the studio but you could feel the absolute panicked silence everyone went into the moment he said that and Chad noticed, everyone did. ...like, it obviously was a joke, but for a moment there everyone was thinking how to take him to the ER or make him vomit it out fast 🤣

max: *has a tiny sip of egg coffee and cringes* also max: *sculls whatever concoction he made*

@Vaporvision

Жыл бұрын

@mikea hiooi He's been pavlov trained by vomit cake

@JKennedy0204

Жыл бұрын

@@Vaporvision and hair cake

@laffnd

Жыл бұрын

It wasnt coffee it was hot water and egg

@itsOZone

8 ай бұрын

​@@laffndthe coffee part was referring to chads drink, which had coffee. Max subbed the instant coffee for gamersupps, but the op was not wrong

@laffnd

8 ай бұрын

@@itsOZone oh ok

I really like this show

@sorimasn

2 жыл бұрын

Nice bought account, homie.

@sofiacacerez9622

2 жыл бұрын

COOL

@LUISMANUEL-hx5ce

2 жыл бұрын

COOL

@luksbeauty5285

2 жыл бұрын

Nice good working

@buiphong7779

2 жыл бұрын

i like it

How many decades do you guys think will pass until they look back at their videos and just go “holy shit what is this? What the hell were we thinking?!” Gotta love it

“raw potatoes contain lectins, an antinutrient present in all raw plants, which can cause stomach upset, diarrhea, and other gastrointestinal issues.”

15:02 At this point I truly believe max is capable of consuming almost any substance known to man

@watsedhaene

2 жыл бұрын

we knew that already when a certain trilogy appeared on youtube ;)

@detectfevi

2 жыл бұрын

Except meat!

@tyraniccus9745

2 жыл бұрын

@@detectfevi Clearly a natural weakness implemented to prevent him from consuming mankind in it’s entirety

@AImighty_Loaf

2 жыл бұрын

​@RepZy SyZoth hey everyone, Shoenice again, i have mega hyper death aids

@cosmic_mango33

2 жыл бұрын

He 100% swallowed the magnet bar lmao

YES THEY GOT THE SCHROBBLER, I SEND THAT SHIT OUT MONTHS AGO!!!

@krln_9615

2 жыл бұрын

TILBURG!!

@Rowey

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, schrobblecock

@AImighty_Loaf

2 жыл бұрын

so you're the guy every Netherland fan is talking about in the comments lol.

Max saying 'What was that?' and Chad just staring in shock... these dudes honestly 😂

The editing is absolutely insane this episode, hilarious as always

Just want to point out the hand thing is not for assistance picking things up, it's actually for physical therapy, for people that have had bad hand injuries and need to make sure their fingers don't atrophy or lose dexterity.

@dylanmonstrum1538

2 жыл бұрын

I completely shattered every bone in my hand, I had 27 different breaks and had to get surgery, if I had this fucking tool I'd probably have cut the time it took to get the use of my hand back by two thirds

@gary7846

2 жыл бұрын

Like dr strange

@richyket661

2 жыл бұрын

@@dylanmonstrum1538 Broke my finger nail down the middle once. I know your pain man, it gets better

@dylanmonstrum1538

2 жыл бұрын

@@richyket661 Pain with fingers are really bad, the res just SO many nerves. I broke a collar bone, and it hurt when it happened,but was fine the next day, but fingers... That's very different!

@deadpxn3517

2 жыл бұрын

@@dylanmonstrum1538 To be fair I think that guy was joking, tearing off half your fingernail (which I have done) I'd wager is not quite as bad as 27 different breaks in a shattered hand (which I have not done) ;')

6:01 this moment was perfect

"Lets test how flammable it is" Mofoe- "AHHHHHHH" while running away was made me acrually laugh

I love how Chad's instinct with the giant Airpod is to smash it against the table as hard as he can

I love the irony that the vid titled ‘cheap garbage’ has like 90% of its items work as marketed as opposed to both the kitchen products and as seen on tv items which almost never worked. Great vid + editing as always, boys

@apple-de8tx

Жыл бұрын

These would get 400000 on shark tank fr

@sanakimchi88

8 ай бұрын

mfw im a Chinese shill

@Neymarinet

5 ай бұрын

@@sanakimchi88 idk man those chinese dudes was cookin hard on this episode

Max: "Are they gonna put a human child on there?" Chad: "That would be so great." 😂😂

I love watching you guys because it simultaneously let's me relive my teenage years in a sense by watching some of the same people I'd watch 8 years ago acting just as outlandish and also let's me feel like I'm not sitting here alone in my room getting drunk every day like it's a thing to do.

My dad has an auto magnetic mug and his obsessed with it. he uses it everyday for his coffees and when he first got it he was telling everyone how he didn’t need a spoon to stir his coffee’s anymore, he was so proud of himself 😂

Literally anything: **exists** Max: **nom**

This video really should just be called “Max and Chad accidentally reviewing Assistive Technology”

Max eating the apple core was an inspirational level of a power move.

When max said lemme getchu with this and smiled I knew it was over for chad 🤣🤣😭😭 that had my crying

actual props to the cold ones auditors and obviously another banger from max and chad

@ShadowSentry211

2 жыл бұрын

Bro cold ones got audited 💀

@Shaun18244

2 жыл бұрын

The books are definitely cooked

@lelouchlamperouge4273

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shaun18244 a reference to the song Big Weekend by Fairbrother. -I'm a bot and this message has been generated by an egg with sunglasses on.

@jacobsaucier5346

2 жыл бұрын

Hope they had no issues during the audit

@ToriKo_

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shaun18244 LMAOO

4:51 wow this text takes me back to watching movies and seeing the anti piracy ads. crazy nostalgia

We alone made the most viewed segment because of a single word

the editing on this one goes crazy, i mean they're all incredible but this feels next level

16:10 "Harry Potter catching the Golden Snitch"-

Max’s screams of terror will always make me crack a smile no matter how bad my day has been. Thank you cold ones for making everything just a little more bearable

@rubberduck7060

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you be having a good one mate

13:50 - Has eaten some strange men's pubic hair and some guys cooked vomit - finds an egg in coffee unacceptable.

Chad is the definition of the “unreliable narrator” archetype

The drink in the video is actually a herbal liqueur made in the city of Tilburg in the southern part of the Netherlands. It's called Schrobbelèr and it's drunk a lot there during carnaval. I was pretty suprised to see it in a cold ones video!

@aapenhap1

2 жыл бұрын

Ik dacht al die fles komt bekend voor

@5iwot5

2 жыл бұрын

GEKOLONISEERD

@dailylog4344

2 жыл бұрын

Did a work placement in some place called Zwolle like 10 years ago, i knew I recognised this bottle

@Rowey

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, schrobblecock

@dumpsterfiregames4710

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rowey cobblestone babadook

Chad's getting slimmer and he's slowly generating that drunk abusive dad energy now.

The deranged ferocity with which Max consumes anything and everything that seems relatively consumable is terrifying.

8:05 the Chinese shred killed me

How did they even get the Schrobbeler? It's only sold in a small part of the Netherlands.. Glad to hear they found it "perleasant"

@jellezandstra5679

2 жыл бұрын

I was really surprised when I saw it, but it's great to see they enjoyed it!

@julesvanhelvoirt5341

2 жыл бұрын

yeah i was suprised that they had it too

@istochzo

2 жыл бұрын

Waarschijnlijk gestuurd door een Nederlandse abonnee. Ze krijgen drank van over de hele wereld toegestuurd volgens mij. Goed om te zien dat ze het lekker vonden. Ik deel die mening :)

@TerrorGert

2 жыл бұрын

ik had een fles gestuurd toen ze die p.o. box opende. nooit vewacht terug te zien

@TerrorGert

2 жыл бұрын

@@istochzo ik had er een naar ze gestuurd toen ze die p.o. box opende

Hey, it's Chad and Max from coldones!!

@chirpstal4008

2 жыл бұрын

No its not

@kindafunnyvoiceactor6438

2 жыл бұрын

Hope this blows up for some reason lol

@bajenbilly

2 жыл бұрын

Funny little characters

@hitemedits7658

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo Not gonna

@shrimpfry8657

2 жыл бұрын

its chad from joji

No one: Chad within 5 seconds of a substance hitting him: “MAH YEEZYS MAN”

i just love how casually max eating literally everything they slice in this video

Max complaining about chad breaking something is too good

Hope Chad recovers from covid soon so we can see them overdose on alcohol once again

Max: casually eats the most cyanidey part of the apple

@bendymelons1133

Жыл бұрын

Barely any in there edgelord

Man max has a gnarly iron stomach. Love the content guys keep it up. One of the only channels that genuinely makes me lol

13:05 Well...

10:11 max looks like Jonathan Joestar

Bro the editing on this is top notch!!... fucking brilliant, keep it up!!!

I have been called, I must anwser....8:03

12:10 "the babadook" *evil laugh*

This channel has really gotten a lot funnier, the editing humor they put on every video is hilarious. Keep it up guys🤙

@autorobot8240

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Max and Chad are a great comedic duo by themselves, but Prezoh their editor ties the whole thing together so well.

@autorobot8240

2 жыл бұрын

Ight nevermind this wasn’t edited by Prezoh, I’m a ding dong

@ape9469

2 жыл бұрын

IMO this episode was edited a bit over the top. Doesn't have Prezoh's artistic touch.

@emmaschmidt4774

2 жыл бұрын

*The ETERNAL GOD would do anything for you!! Even out of love for you he went to the cross as a human!!* Philippians 2:5-8

the editing for theses have level up'd and I'm super stoked about it, love it

I swear the editing on y’all’s videos is the best I’ve seen and they’re super funny. A lot of other KZreadrs have lame looking editing but I really enjoy yalls.

The most alarming thing in this video is you guys watching a cup of coffee be made with AN EGG in it and saying nothing, I had to rewatch the clip to make sure I wasn't going nuts @ 12:45

@billjenkins302

2 жыл бұрын

Egg coffee is an actual thing, it has a somewhat custard-y texture

@oldajtap1361

2 жыл бұрын

@@billjenkins302 wonder what the first person to try it was thinking at the time lmao

@flowerhobi1673

2 жыл бұрын

Egg coffee is real and it is yum, but don't use the white part of the egg, just yolk

The cleaning genie was great 15:27

max: “let me get you with this” brutality smacking chad*

Channels like this are why kids idolise being a KZreadr like imagine this being your life

Them being impressed by the food processing gear is super wholesome and cute lol.

12:48 That pill thing is a magnetic stir bar (works by having a second magnet in the container that is being spun by a motor causing the stir bar spin), quite common in chemistry for mixing various chemical mixtures at a consistent speed over longer periods of time. Interesting implementation in the product

@GustyWizard

10 ай бұрын

Chem 101 enjoyer

@chef_moquin9535

10 ай бұрын

@@GustyWizard so much so I got my whole degree in it 😃

13:51 that shit tasted so bad that Max just aged 30 years

They seem genuinely annoyed at each other at times 💀💀

At 13:18 The boo in the mug being the reason max yelled had me dying!!!

16:58 goofy ah lego sound

I like how the the belt fed assault/gatling nerfgun has a magazine.

Max skulling the schlogg was fucking biblical

Hey, it’s ColdOnes from Max and Chad! Glad to have you guys still making content after all these years, thanks for the laughs m8s!

I like how of all the things they review, they are really amazed at kitchen appliances that cut stuff.

8:35 I had one of them when I was like 5 (Totally didn't cover my whole house in it)

So glad you boys are still doing this Absolute legends

8:48 bless you

3:08 a perfect example of dramatic irony

3:15 that sneaky egg carton back on the table was awesome

Watching Max drink that whole cup isn’t even the worst thing I’ve seen him put into his body

@gabbagabo7860

2 жыл бұрын

Itrs like a completely fine normie do you dare drinking that drink. Its what, alcohol, coffee, egg gamer supps and water

The editing for these episodes are always top tier 👌

@MineneUryuu

2 жыл бұрын

Gay Prezoh is doing his best.

@laiskapyykki

2 жыл бұрын

Like the split second shredding with the vegetable thingy :D I love that shit

@Gomii

2 жыл бұрын

thanks for the kind words

@superlelch314

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gomii me and my friend cry laughing sometimes just bc of those little edits that catch you off guard

@junellabalmes

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gomii WE LOVE YOU, KING! WE SHALL SERVE YOU VALIDATION ON A SILVER PLATTER!

Whoever is editing theese videos is the mozart of youtube video editing.

I love watching Max just eat the apple core, not knowing there's cyanide in apple seeds.

@Pepe_Lurkin

2 жыл бұрын

You’d have to eat like 200 apple seeds for it to be dangerous :/

3:05 That was the coolest magic trick I've ever seen. It reminds me of a funny looking character with glasses on it