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@gshhsbshznjsksjsk3927

10 ай бұрын

no

@jezzat3778

10 ай бұрын

I have no moniecan I hav free shirt

@bigworm3828

10 ай бұрын

Life is Roblox

@Telic

10 ай бұрын

gimme free

@gabedutton5898

10 ай бұрын

Where the fuck u get these ai from lmfaooo

Max’s ability to consume anything will always impress me

@harborwolf22

10 ай бұрын

I lost it when he choked and spit

@luffyd.monkey6367

10 ай бұрын

I’ve seen this same comment on like every single video

@windolite

10 ай бұрын

Human garbage disposal

@Juan-wo7zu

10 ай бұрын

Max’s ability to consume anything will always impress me

@Juan-wo7zu

10 ай бұрын

Max’s ability to consume anything will always impress me

Watching max and Chad slowly fade away and become even more madly unhinged is always entertaining

@danielallen839

10 ай бұрын

Nah man max and chad are on fire rn

@g__a__c461

10 ай бұрын

@@danielallen839I think he means them getting drunk bro

@beantreats

10 ай бұрын

i AM the liquor

@grayson1487

10 ай бұрын

THEY NEVER DISAPPOINT

It’s scary to think how horrifically foul that Mario cocktail must have tasted for MAX to spit it out that fast

@nyapurrr

9 ай бұрын

fr

@Neymarinet

8 ай бұрын

the man has eaten glue so that drink would probably kill most humans

@SandwichGlitch

4 ай бұрын

​@@Neymarinetonly sick, old people and children 🚸

@Aaron-zu3xn

4 ай бұрын

the GearHead is liquor and cooking oil that's gonna give you awful shites about 2-3 hrs into your night

Okay.. max gobbing both cherries with the speed of a toddler got a chuckle outta me 😂

@stevensilver2880

9 ай бұрын

That shit felt like Kung fu panda

So you're telling me a robot fried this drink?

@Nanuks_Fun_Zone

10 ай бұрын

No the drink fried the robot silly

@masutashinobi

10 ай бұрын

I still just don’t get it… are you really telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

@SquidwardTentacles225

10 ай бұрын

That was such a reach of a joke😭😭

@gato6214

10 ай бұрын

im walkin heereee

@bill-or-somthingbill4390

10 ай бұрын

Bartender got at least one of the recipes wrong. See if you can find which one.

A matcha martini could totally work if you approached it like an espresso martini instead of an actual martini like the AI did.

@salmontan

10 ай бұрын

There's a place that does this near me and it's great yeah

@pickle2636

10 ай бұрын

like making a matcha liquer or something else?

@9Cans

10 ай бұрын

*Macha Coffee Martini

@jacksondurie2704

10 ай бұрын

@@pickle2636 vanilla vodka so it's a sweet martini. and Chocolate powder as a garnish

@toddbuttshine4730

10 ай бұрын

I'm sure you get this a lot, but shut up

20:49 “Is that the moon that the america’s put on the fuckin… moon?” 💀💀💀

Those AI intros have absolutely sent me, I'm crying. Every video your editors take it a step further. So so impressed.

@lifedocumented3944

10 ай бұрын

I just want to wacth people edit these videos. its always so entertaining.

their adamant refusal to adhere by a single rating system is why I keep coming back to the show

can’t believe they got Mr Beast himself to come on the show and endorse drunk driving

@Humineral

10 ай бұрын

pluh

@WeaponizedMarijuana

10 ай бұрын

@@Humineral well said

@Hydro-od2rt

10 ай бұрын

That dude will do anything for money

@ghostkiller427

10 ай бұрын

@@HumineralPLUH

@gamingcentury5114

8 ай бұрын

Jeremy clarkson endorsed drunk driving

Whoever said “max is immune to poison damage and chad is immune to physical damage” is onto something

The "Fentanyl Poland" I died with this bit, you have no clue 😂😂😂

If "The Cereal Killer" doesn't become a breakfast staple, I will be disappointed in society

@eddiejrej1999

10 ай бұрын

It’s a real drink lol

@kingvood_5831

10 ай бұрын

I love drinking in the morning for my breakfast

@OneClickWonder

10 ай бұрын

@@kingvood_5831 it's always 5'o clock somewhere

@lifedocumented3944

10 ай бұрын

the step that americans needed for breakfast, alcohol in cereal to start the day.

@SteampunkHorse

2 ай бұрын

@@lifedocumented3944real

I love watching cold ones with my pals, max and chad.

@user-gy4lp5yn1s

10 ай бұрын

Moc an clod

@saladcuck855

10 ай бұрын

Yea I love rach and bac

@Jchch6666

10 ай бұрын

Bali

@miauomiauo

10 ай бұрын

Everybody in the comment section wishes they had friends

@jack.h99

10 ай бұрын

Rankin-Bass

I love how the spaghetti carbonara martini had only a single ounce of alcohol in the entire thing There was literally more egg than vodka

12:42 Thank you Darcy for making the Spaghettaboutit joke, as I thought I was going to have an aneurysm waiting for Max to get there

I love Max, and I'm so glad I don't have to look after him when he's drinking

@animeforlife12

10 ай бұрын

Exactly how i feel 😂😂

@duckygibson2075

6 ай бұрын

God me too 😂 he seems like a nightmare, but also entertaining

@martyjehovah

2 ай бұрын

Rule number 1 for drunk sitting Max: under no circumstances should you or anyone else comment on anything being "gross" or "dangerous" to consume. Breaking this rule will compel drunk Max to immediately consume the gross/dangerous thing, and he will be finished consuming it in its entirety before you even start moving to stop him.

Seeing them chugging the last drink with absinthe in it, not a chance they evaded the vomit comet after that

@BigMuddz

10 ай бұрын

I did think it was a bit risky letting them slam it

@Merrick_mob

10 ай бұрын

Yeah for sure and they already sounded drunk asf

@MrMarttivainaa

10 ай бұрын

@@Merrick_mob It's fun to imagine this was filmed at noon-ish and they vomited like fire hoses, took a nap and went for more drinks in the evening lmao

@groyperfuhr4871

10 ай бұрын

the last drink is just an adios mofo basically, plus you gotta remember they drink heavily anyways they probably have after video methods to avoid sickness

@sdhjsjana72js

10 ай бұрын

@@groyperfuhr4871trust me man there’s nothing they could have done to avoid what happened to them after this vid lol

These AI voiced transitions are amazing additions to the videos. They are killing it with the editing in these videos

the way max was hugging chad at the end.. so sweet man

Max biting the spaghetti so delicately then immediately throwing up 😂

@Memu_

10 ай бұрын

He didn't even throw up

THE EDITOR IS ALWAYS INSANE WTF GIVE THAT MAN A RAISE!!!!

@dontbelong

10 ай бұрын

different editor this video but still very good yes

@mightyeagle2817

10 ай бұрын

I feel like it’s a bit over edited but maybe I’m just us d to the unedited Patreon vids

@kmpoffc

10 ай бұрын

@@mightyeagle2817 you're not the only one

@MrMarttivainaa

10 ай бұрын

@@mightyeagle2817 Could just be different tastes. Personally I love the schizo editing and it feels like this one went above and beyond.

@AltevBaka

10 ай бұрын

Nah it’s way too over the top. Tasteful edits make funny moments funnier. Spaz edits the entire time are just distracting and stale and brings the entire video down.

this is their best episode yet i can't believe they got all those famous people to cameo and introduce the cocktails they even brought my boy billy mays back for this one

Round of applause for Jess for making these nice drinks so that these phenomenal alcoholic gentlemen can consume them.

I can never decide whether max is shortening or extending his life with the staff he ingests

@carolean282

10 ай бұрын

Didn't know max was a cannibal

@kyojinhoyo5976

10 ай бұрын

nice

@quentinh3140

10 ай бұрын

@@carolean282 Max is actually 85 years old but he consumes an intern every week to stay young, actually quite surprised you didnt know this yet.

@freedomofspeech2867

10 ай бұрын

stuff*

@321findus

10 ай бұрын

​@@freedomofspeech2867*stiff

I love the amount of cake shots we are getting from the bartender

@thelunaman4121

10 ай бұрын

ayo?

@XxXSkylezXxX

10 ай бұрын

@@thelunaman4121 aYO

@scribojello3778

10 ай бұрын

I wouldnt mind a slice, that's for sure

@selectionn

10 ай бұрын

i was gonna comment this who gave him permission to show up on camera with a whole bakery strapped to his back

@Zathrain

10 ай бұрын

I scrolled for so fucking long to find a comment like this fr

7:27 why was jared from subway chasing a 6 inch through the smoke 😂

I love that these two never changed, and they're still as popular as ever.

@lifedocumented3944

10 ай бұрын

and still has drunk as ever.

I love how Scott is basically their mom constantly shouting at them not to knock glasses over and to keep their hands to themselves. A mom or a cat owner anyway...

@Crazycarnz

10 ай бұрын

That was Darcy not Scott

@scarlettsimmons589

10 ай бұрын

Where is Scott recently?

@mydrillasanjay5397

4 ай бұрын

​@@scarlettsimmons589coolin brah

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

The use of ai for to announce the drinks was actually so good. The "first you clean your room for Peterson was hilarious

The Markiplier one does look good ngl. But him saying pursuing his passion…alcoholism…killed me 😂 it would kill him too. I guess Mark can live vicariously through his AI self and see what concoctions it can make would be interesting and then have bob and wade drink them for approval. 😂

Hang on now that cereal killer looked pretty good

@alticia

10 ай бұрын

If you enjoyed that cocktail, i can highly recommend checking out the breakfast cereal episode on How to Drink. Greg, the host of that show, made a bunch of cocktails themed around similar premise, but those were made using actual experience and not just creating something ai spit out

@L0zza

10 ай бұрын

Wait...let him cook

@ehhellomypotatoe3155

10 ай бұрын

​@@alticiaty

Last time I was this early to a Cold Ones Video, they weren't drunk yet.

@sticklyboi

10 ай бұрын

thats bullshit, when are they ever sober

@mfkenopium

10 ай бұрын

What

@pimpanzee882

10 ай бұрын

Real

@Hank-gq9ff

10 ай бұрын

No

I love the extensive editing difrences between all of the videos. Makes em all feel so unique.

i love how when max chugs something and his posture straightens and looks more comfortable

Max basically drinks everything that’s fluidly

@vinceb8123

10 ай бұрын

Max could probably drink plasma at this point

@SaLaDmAn.

10 ай бұрын

​@@vinceb8123wdym could probably did you not see the twitter vid?

@Camroc37

10 ай бұрын

I am fluid in over three million genders

@lifedocumented3944

10 ай бұрын

you should wacth his old vids. he tried to drink solids before. didnt work

The fact that they actually follow through with it, is absolutely astonishing

nothing makes me genuinely happy as much as max and chad and alcohol

Billy May's doesn't get enough recognition these days

I love how they gave chads version of bender his ass tattoos 😂 I almost forgot he had the brofist

Max's Ability to eat anything somehow catches me off guard, even all these years later having seen him eat some horrible things prior

@jakepassolt9640

10 ай бұрын

He made a cake with his stomache

@selectionn

10 ай бұрын

nothing intimidates you when you have eaten a cake made of human hair

i love how i only watch these when i’m fruity af so i can just keep watching them over and over like brand new

@caseyhamm4292

8 ай бұрын

bro epic comment who tf left it lol

We need grog in the uk. Im desperate to taste max and chads juices

@YourDad-dh6fj

10 ай бұрын

Max Juice, a Chad Juice, or just have whatever is squeezed out of the carpet at the end of an episode?

@darkninja236

10 ай бұрын

Or the juices that come out of the sides of their rolls of blubba n pain?

@HenryKlausEsq.

10 ай бұрын

Taste like leg

@lifedocumented3944

10 ай бұрын

As an 19 year old american, I craze max and chads juices every day.

Darcy: says joke 12:44 Max: 🏎️🛞🔥

@SteampunkHorse

2 ай бұрын

‘Twas quite the wheeze

The Sonic Adventure 2 music @15:20 hit me with instant nostalgia. Haven’t heard it in so long!

the AI dialogue is hilarious props to whoever wrote it

"How fruity are you? Oil." Freaking wonderful

the AI actually making decent drinks was unexpected for sure okay i take it back the mario drink was a monstrosity

@Alex-zh3up

10 ай бұрын

Actually horrendous

Carnival Cocktail: 1 1/2 oz Cuervo Gold Tequila, 1/2 oz orange curacao, 1/2 oz pineapple juice, 1 tsp grenadine. Shake all ingredients except grenadine in a shaker with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and float grenadine on top. It's a fruity and sweet cocktail that tastes like a night at the carnival! The grenadine floated on top gives it a fun touch too.

We need more of this bartender NOW

I love watching max drink something alcoholic and then glitch but act like nothing happened 🤧

Gotta love their honest and consistent scoring

That scene where Chad was tryna get Max to combine the Flavors of the beetroot and Martini was a real Ratatouille moment😂😂 "nah it's pretty good"

13:02 cake 🎂

this episode was a masterpiece. so much sonic adventure 2 music, the kingdom hearts spun "let him cook", the god damn cereal killer? im making that tomorrow, absolutely have to try it. it honestly just feels so good seeing max do stupid shit for 20 minutes. to the editor and the team: thank you all for the amazing shit yall do

@GemDobson

10 ай бұрын

Hi! Do you know by any chance where the song that they use is from? 0:40

@thereallifesaiyan

7 ай бұрын

​@@GemDobsonPizza Delivery from Spider-Man 2!

This is the one channel I can't get enough of, plus the editing is amazing. Big ups to them

3:20 max getting slapped by the fish while he squirms from the Matcha Martini is so stupid but funny as heck

@SteampunkHorse

2 ай бұрын

Agreed!

Never knew Joji had 1 year of Bartending experience

absolutely love the editors background music choice. Love the old sonic bops please give that person a raise Max. Id ask chad but I doubt he is allowed to mess with payroll

4:45 They included the fennel pollen in the swamp water drink because as we all know fennel is a type of onion and ogres are like onions so this whole drink was an omage to Shrek, genius.

The editing never ceases to amaze me

@Dottol-

10 ай бұрын

I don't know, recently I'm finding it's been over edited and just too much

Not only is this channel always entertaining but man i absolutely love the video game music in the background. So lovely and nostalgic

The production value + Max and Chad make this one of the best channels on YT

Its a good day when Scott lets the boys out the Cellar.

These editors need a serious pay raise.

Wow. I am continuously blown away by the animations and editing. I'm also blown away at the fact that I'm watching two other men get drunk while I get drunk.

Max's journey through the years holy shit mane.

Top Gear actually made a drink in an episode that was made in a V8 engine powered blender. It was advertised as a V8 mans smoothie/cocktail so it had beef on the bone, bovril (beef stock basically), chilli and tabasco before it was finished off with a brick "for added bite*

I love the little editing bits you guys do where weird stuff happens in like the background, its always really funny. Jimmy yeast. Jimmy feast.

Editor is amazing. He even animated, very under appreciated.

@shayreilly7943

10 ай бұрын

He is amazing but he didn't animate he used an AI software for voices and video 🫡

This is up there for production quality, great vid as always love you guys

The editing is on point, Holy Fuck! I love this episode

Max really is the Link of Cold Ones. The scoring is peak. I love this shit. Thank you boys.

i find it so funny how they seemed pretty much sober and able to judge it all the way untill the very last one where the ratings made no sense

"Im literally eating a Heisenburger" got me.

has anyone noticed their videos are more fast paced to make sure people don’t lose attention cause of our fucked attention spans

@hanniball6770

10 ай бұрын

damn you are right

@joostfloot5279

10 ай бұрын

Yea, too bad. Enjoyed the slower pace.

@kmpoffc

10 ай бұрын

I kinda miss the older style

@danielallen839

10 ай бұрын

Both are really good but i enjoy them having more time to crack jokes

just take a moment to realise how funny and great these effects/edits are

@steelermill

10 ай бұрын

I said the same in my comment. it's been insane the last few months. AI is making it easier to do things like that.

Having a whole Bender animation just for the bit is crazy, i love it.

The editing on these videos is getting top tier 🤣🤣🤣

I hope the editor is compensated well for his talent! unsung hero 💯

Max’ commitment to consuming dodgy stuff will always be the funniest part of any video.

this was a top tier video. was laughing the whole way through. keep it up boiz

Hello cold one! I can only speak for myself. But I really enjoyed this video, it has less of the overbearing editing I've seen recently in the other videos. I appreciate pulling back on how long some of the editorial bits are (even tho they are all edited very well)

Love you guys! Your videos always make school days a lot more bearable ❤

I love the fish thrown at Max! Please do more of that! 🐟🐟

yoo that bender animation was sick!!!

Damn these ai voices are almost indistinguishable from the originals except for the overall tempo. Crazy 😂

@TerryFromAccounts

10 ай бұрын

Well, apart from Clarkson

its crazy how many celebrity appearances are on this episode of cold ones the bois have connections

Another GOD DAMN BANGER!!! thank you guys so much for every video you guys make, you guys genuinely bring me so much joy :D . Cheers!

This has to be the most CREATIVE channel on YT. Seriously. This channel GOATED.

5:23 it feels like the AI thought because he drives fast he must talk fast 😂

The bender edit was insane! The editors don’t get enough credit!! Kudos to them!!!!!

@lifedocumented3944

10 ай бұрын

I wish the editors would just have a vid of them editing the main cold ones videos

@NotLuigi

8 ай бұрын

"The editors don't get enough credit" he says miscrediting the animation to the editors when the actual credit is literally on screen

the fact max and chad were perfectly angled and postured for the kh3 meme is INSANE lmaooo!! good shit editor

"I'm wokkin here" is the funniest line from the whole vid hahaha

Chad losing the cherry made me think of Po losing all his dumplings to master Shifu

@SteampunkHorse

2 ай бұрын

LMAO

20:35 THAT ALMOST MADE ME PASS OUT LAUGHING

This has grown out to be my favorite video of these cool little fellas

God the editing just really amplifys there humour absolutely incredible what these mad dogs have become 🍻