When they put someone in the thumbnail that's not in the episode they should be required to get the person to do adlibs

@fluorescentfuneralalt

4 ай бұрын

Matpat doing the Ice Spice "Grrrah"

@fluorescentfuneralalt

4 ай бұрын

@@vitaminwater9662 did I ask?

@fullcrustrocket

4 ай бұрын

​@@fluorescentfuneralalt dude that random guy is a dick LMAO I'm sorry you had to deal with that

@Frawkes

4 ай бұрын

​@vitaminwater9662 who?

@vitaminwater9662

4 ай бұрын

@@fluorescentfuneralalt is that necessary to reply to a public comment 😲

When the ass massager ad started, I thought it was some really wild bit for a factor ad. Like slime can’t satisfy Ludwig but he can make him easy to cook meals ready in just a few minutes

@Axencyte

4 ай бұрын

Same

@aj_drish

4 ай бұрын

Same here. I was lost

@angierodriguez1675

3 ай бұрын

same man

I thought you already got Mat on the show I was flabbergasted

@Noah-lj2sg

4 ай бұрын

Do people deadname you as flabbergaster seemed weird to mention that part

@MrSpaceWorm

4 ай бұрын

@@Noah-lj2sg gotta love mobile lol. Thanks

@NutButtJammySammy

4 ай бұрын

Same dude. I sat here thinking "Damn they're waiting a while to bring him in."

@theelectricant98

4 ай бұрын

Evil thumbnail, they better get a million views

@icediamonds553

4 ай бұрын

I was breathless when Mat said he'll be on The Yard, when I saw the thumbnail I got butterflies. I got rolled by Lud again 🙄😂

"I have actually demoed this" as it cuts to Nick sniffing the massager going unrecognized is so fucking funny.

@Kingbimmy

4 ай бұрын

I genuinely had tears in my fucking eyes that whole ad read. When Nick spread his legs and seemed to be trying to figure out how it would work, I lost my mind 😂

@ejc-xm5db

4 ай бұрын

"like who is watching" :)

When slime wears glasses he looks more bald

@Goldenfightinglink

4 ай бұрын

Went from блять to github repository maintainer with children in school

@Kingbimmy

4 ай бұрын

I don’t understand why, but you’re so right 😭

@Muffinstock

4 ай бұрын

the northernlion effect

@pizzacarl6955

4 ай бұрын

@@Kingbimmy northernlion has plagued bald people

@meman320

4 ай бұрын

its like it separates his head from his face more

Watching Aimen gradually develop horns like a ram over the past 134 episodes has been a majestic experience, truly the goat

Nick's first reaction to the prostate massager being: - Butthole - Give it a sniff Is an all time Nick Moment (@28:15)

@Kingbimmy

4 ай бұрын

That shit had me in tears 😂 He really was trying to figure out in his monke brain how it would work. I love him

@zeroartisan

4 ай бұрын

God, nick is so effortlessly cool.

@Kingbimmy

4 ай бұрын

@@zeroartisan pls no 💀 he’s said he hates that joke

@oneproplanet

3 ай бұрын

29:16

Why is Ludwig dressed as canadian Ash Ketchup

@AshKay131

4 ай бұрын

Catchin all the stats

@Jrakula10

4 ай бұрын

Ash Ketchup-Chips

Slime wearing glasses looks like Dave Bautista whenever he does a "serious" role.

Slime is giving the coolest nerd uncle vibe wearing that glasses

@taylifts

4 ай бұрын

When you realize it's just Stanley Tucci lol

I wad expecting Hello Fresh, that first ad read gave me whiplash

Ayy we finally got the Northernlion ep 🎉🎉

Slime with glasses looks like such a fine dapper man. He's so dapper for us

eating sourcream & onion chips high and watching the yard gotta be like top 5 things ever

@Tegulatus

4 ай бұрын

that one unemployed friend at 1pm on a thursday

@swetzwastaken

4 ай бұрын

real@@Tegulatus

@inagime1766

4 ай бұрын

but like he do be spittin (def not feeling called out)@@Tegulatus

@Kingbimmy

4 ай бұрын

Now that sounds like a good ass time. You’re living your best life ❤

@killbillvol4950

4 ай бұрын

Without me??!???????

Can't wait to try the new prostate massager after eating my factor meal, just gotta take off meundies.

Slime banned me for complimenting him on stream. Everything about him running his chat like an angry god, and people being afraid to comment is true.

@furret2007

4 ай бұрын

dont tell them that or they wont worship him anymore

@Kingbimmy

4 ай бұрын

Yeah he timed me out for the same on stream, and blocked me on twitter for it too 😭 Like I genuinely think he deserves at least SOME genuine compliments because I just think men should receive more compliments than they do so I built that habit 💔💀

@Maxsmack

4 ай бұрын

@@KingbimmyI just wanted to be nice and the man insults me in return :(

@Nicklovin1337

Ай бұрын

@@Maxsmackwhat did you say

Aimen HARD coping that knife. biggest waste of money on something worthless, and I’m not talking about the Vision Pro

yall gotta be the only podcast i cant skip the sponsored content, its just too good

at 1:11:25 i didn't think cultural was the word that was going to come out of aidens mouth while talking about drake, then i realized this episode was probably recorded before the drizzy glizzy leak

slime looks so handsome with those glasses im not kidding

slime with glasses actually looks so much like one of my old college professors that its jarring to watch this rn

@duskpede5146

4 ай бұрын

bald man with beard

slime and aiden hitting the "is that her name?" in complete unison might be the best yard bit of the last year

One of my core memories is accidentally pissing through the gap of the toilet seat at school and getting like, a lot of piss on my pants, and this was at the age of around 14 so there was no way to play it off, I spent forever rubbing at it with soap, but I could still occasionally smell a hint of piss. The teacher commented on me taking a while, but backed off that line of reasoning, deciding that there's no way that line of questioning goes well. Luckily I was not labelled a piss boy but I still anxiously think somehow everyone knew.

@T0NI_

4 ай бұрын

I just don't get how you can do that, like I've done the thing Slime talked about with the "tuck" since forever. If I don't I just end up touching the seat and that's disgusting

@Rosalina-uw2eq

4 ай бұрын

@@T0NI_ Yeah I do as well, I don't really know precisely how it happens, it's not a repeat incident. I think it's not like the piss stream is directly aimed at the gap, but if the pressure is high enough and you hit a little below the gap the pee can sort of rise up and slip out. To clarify, I don't think it was like a direct stream of piss out of the toilet bowl onto my pants, my memory isn't 100% but I think it was more piss ran down the side of the toilet bowl and onto the floor, where my pants were resting.

Nick, the solution to making the soda colder faster is to wrap it in a wet towel. College students have been using that method to chill beers for decades!

Aiden was electric this episode. MVP. Had me dying early on. What was he on haha

“You’re poopin like vape tricks??” from Aimen caught me so off guard that I actually laughed really loudly so good job mane

@nick, the tech for a cold soda- Drench a paper towel, wrap bottle/can, freezer time 5-7 mins max. Works like a charm. GL bro :salute:

The fact they did the lelo ad is crazy I hope he hey got a huge bag for it bc that’s funny asf

Love slime losing it at Aiden jumping in on the bit 6:40

@lukasoohdebaas3185

3 ай бұрын

do you know what they said?

Oh My God i wasn't paying attention to the first ad and i thought it was going in the direction of a hello freash ad

This might be the greatest episode ever. Prostate massager, Aiden’s comments on Taylor, the peeing predicament, all priceless

Those glasses on Slime, is the perfect disguise, because I didn't realize it was him until he spoke and I took a second

So nice of Hugo Strange to appear on the show today

This is the best ad read on this show LMFAOOO

27:48 Aiden looks so different from that angle, with that facial experssion, that I didn't think it was him. Thought it was someone who just resembled Aiden. That shit tripped me out

@Kingbimmy

4 ай бұрын

Same, I was like “who’s in Aiden’s seat?” 💀

@duskpede5146

4 ай бұрын

he's so aged from all the stress

@grumpydoodle8455

4 ай бұрын

We finally watched enough episodes to unlock shadow aimen

Slime with glasses is mother

Slime looks very good with glasses, it focuses your view on his face and makes you want to hear what he has to say. Keep up the good work brother🤙

Slime looking clean as hell with those glasses.

slime bringing back his ASU prof fit

I’m with Nick, I put sodas in the freezer to get it nice and cold but I don’t set a timer and forget like half the time so I’m left with Mountain Dew ice

@Kingbimmy

4 ай бұрын

They’ve never exploded? That’s the whole problem with putting carbonated drinks in the freezer. Unless you’re using bottled Mountain Dew? Idk if plastic bottles explode, but cans do for sure. 🤔

Idk abt yall but Slime actually looks so good in those glasses

when nick faces the camera the lighting makes him look like a mad scientist

slime kinda looks french with those glasses tbh

Most on brand ad read ever hope you guys keep working together ❤

slime looks so handsome in his glasses :)

Effortlessly Chill-o-matic

i want an episode where slime with glasses reads a bedtime story to the guys and tucks them in at the end

That boxcar racer comment is crazy lol

Nice episode as always. Slime looks great with the glasses btw

i really love those glasses on slime & i hope this is a new look for him

Aiden looks snatched after in all black; also those glasses on Slime unironically look great. They make him look like he could comfortably host a TED Talk

slime looks very dapper with the glasses 😊

bro i'm so stoked i got to see the episode featuring M2K

@DuringDark

4 ай бұрын

I'm trying to imagine how he'd flame you before hitting ban if that was a chat message

Seeing slime wear glasses gave me whiplash

"jealous is a word that kind of blames her" followed by nicks emphatic "yeah!" killed me LOL 20:00 also the whole james mccloud naming his kid 'fox' and how it would be like us naming a kid 'person'; french people ("people") name their kids 'guy' so, we kinda do it too

@MK-zl7hj

4 ай бұрын

I refuse to believe there's anyone naming kids "Guy", they appear at 49 years old fully formed out of yacht clubs

@legojedimasterplokoon2173

4 ай бұрын

"Guy" meaning person comes from the name, not the other way around

@Kingbimmy

4 ай бұрын

@@MK-zl7hjI’m so fucking stupid I thought you were just saying you didn’t believe anyone was named Guy, period full stop. My reading comprehension low af today 💀

Theres a powerful void when they discuss Drake due to this being a day before the incident. The Slime potential energy is huge

@willow990

4 ай бұрын

Drizzy truly did stroke his shit on main

Those glasses look amazing on Slime

This ep was electric

is the Yard where we re-hear ludwigs stream stories or is ludwigs stream where we hear his first draft of the yard stories lol

all timer episode this is great

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK DUDE

We’re so back

I’ve never felt more seen when the talked about the pre thing

Finally, a sponsor I can get behind. Lelo

the double del at del taco is unmatched

my first thought when i saw the glasses is that slime from the first ep would make fun of slime now

I stan slime with glasses, looking sharp af

This was the funniest ep in months. I laughed out loud hard multiple times

Slime looks Mormon with the glasses and beard

Slime looks so good with glasses tbh

someone tell Nick that the double del cheeseburger from del taco is top 5 fastfood burgers

Slime in glasses gives out the same vibes as Stanz

@willow990

4 ай бұрын

He'd sleep you for that

Easily the most unexpected ad read, thanks again

slime looks good with glasses don't let them hurt you man

need an animation for the basketball stories

Slime looking hella good with the glasses, as a fellow bald man, i wish my eyesight was bad so i could wear em too

the last thing is was expecting in this video was a box car racer mention lmao

Shave the mustache and slime got a perfect Hugo Strange cosplay

Slime looks wonderful with glasses :-)

I had the toilet incident happen to me recently 😭😭 by the time i realized what was happening it was too late

Aimen was on fire this episode

if Slime was in a suit he'd look like a Father (Aiden's Father)

26:35 Aiman, you've done it. This has to be the funniest thing that you've ever said. Funny man Aiman

The Yard has to do a full episode like secret santa except it’s each of them controlling each other’s prostate massagers

Bruce Springsteen goes incredibly hard

Bro, the prostate massage ad broke my ankles

We honestly just need an entire episode where they talk about the Lelo.

It took me way too long to realize that wasn't a hello fresh read

I do the freezer can strat often, like today, when I did it twice (and didn’t miss)

i’ll sit through all of slimes shit but dissing on billy joel is where i draw the line

I REFRESHED TO THE BOYS LETS GOOO

my Heat Transfer professor literally based an entire exam around the chill-o-matic

Another good ep

great slop thanks

Aimen was electric this ep

i feel like i learn so much about men because of this podcast, like in an anthropological way

I was literally shoveling dirt while listening to this episode

@willow990

4 ай бұрын

I'm packing pet food into cardboard box

Thank you for the "office toilet problem" segment. I thought I was alone and was too ashamed to ask my bros because lil dong skill issue...

OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE THEYRE TALKING ABOUT THE CHILL-O-MATIC, my dads been using one for YEARS

28:02 Starting the Lelo ad with “like cook you meals?” As if it’s a Hello Fresh ad was fucking genius from Nick