Paying $2k for a bottle of Tito’s should drop your credit score by 100 points

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

7 ай бұрын

It's gives a impeachment warning ofthe bank account "warning brain damage detected; vote of peers can take over your bank account.

bro the image of aiden as a default npc smiling ear to ear tposing waiting for slime to interact with him so he can do his companionship quest is way funnier to me than it should be

“i think you were just in an elevator” is the funniest possible thing you could say to someone who just fell 10 stories in an elevator

@kactus1889

3 ай бұрын

I learned so much about Nick with that story lmao

Does Nick have a weekly quota he needs to meet that compels him to talk about rap battles or something 💀

@antlerbraum2881

7 ай бұрын

It’s his passion, “you read To Kill A Mockingbird? Well I read To Chill With Glocks And Herb”

@healop3451

7 ай бұрын

@@antlerbraum2881 bruh german rap battle lore is crazy, i wish he could understand, he would love it

@Nothing.nobody.

7 ай бұрын

I think it's a contractual agreement atp

@SCVM45

7 ай бұрын

Rap battles are his podcast.

@blaise007films

7 ай бұрын

Spoken like someone whose never listened to Peruvian cocaine

Ludwig can spend 10k at a club for drinks and still cant beat a commonwealth suika score

@javanboyd

7 ай бұрын

This is a joke of someone who’s trying too hard to make people think they’re clever. in reality it doesn’t make sense because spending money doesn’t relate to high suika score. that’s my annoying fun sucking analysis

@shibby305

7 ай бұрын

@@javanboydyou seem like you’re a lot of fun at parties

@javanboyd

7 ай бұрын

@@shibby305Nah im Just like slime, i hate bad comedy! lol

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

7 ай бұрын

​​@@javanboydIf you ever meet him for some reason show this exact comment that you made, to him and see if he thinks you're cool.

@javanboyd

7 ай бұрын

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 I mean if everyone is reading it in a serious tone, sure. If you read it in the silly tone i had in my head, maybe not? ackshually

57:41 Lud weeping because he remembered the time they were beasts broke me

@MISTERORION

6 ай бұрын

This may be the funniest thing he’s ever said tbh

i’m pretty sure aiden has more friends and acquaintances than anybody i have ever met

@famyos2745

7 ай бұрын

thats until you meet aiden and he adds you to his collection

@thetrulyuniqueotsutsukigod9582

7 ай бұрын

Part of his family

@sheeps4485

7 ай бұрын

@@famyos2745aiden collects friends like Pokémon and then makes them fight for him in cages

@customch33s32

7 ай бұрын

Yes, all of us would be such great friends with aiden, he loves all of us, we are all his friends.

These guys should host a podcast man

@Cee-looo

7 ай бұрын

These podcast should host a man guy

@guyjulian

7 ай бұрын

These should guy a host podcast man

@justanotherbob69

7 ай бұрын

Guys podcast should man these host a

@carbonblight4969

7 ай бұрын

Cast host a man these guys should pod

@IgnorantTod

7 ай бұрын

POD!

Aiden's story was so good, love that segment! Having a kid at 23 is definitely tough, hope the guy finds his passion again

Remember when Ludwig said “if I was born back then I would know cigarettes are bad for you” now he is smoking casual. That’s wild

@antlerbraum2881

7 ай бұрын

It’s karma for him being a Merchant of Death with the vapes

@guitubagrips9719

7 ай бұрын

He's just getting in touch with his French side 😔😔

@ManuelRodriguez-bs6qk

7 ай бұрын

@@guitubagrips9719 I get that. I’m Mexican and started doing black tar heroine again. For La Raza pendejos.

@UncleKoolaids

7 ай бұрын

It's so funny dude seems to be doing everything possible to get ripped and be as healthy as possible but just ddcides to start casually ripping cigs LMAO

@ManuelRodriguez-bs6qk

7 ай бұрын

@@UncleKoolaids I know I’m shitting on him but ngl. It’s kinda cool lol

the valorant guy story is such peak aiden

"if I could cripwalk this is when I'd do it" He's so me

@ImTotallyTechy

7 ай бұрын

​@@fluorescentfuneralalt 0:28 opening clip

@dairylarry2

7 ай бұрын

@@fluorescentfuneralaltit’s the intro video

@r0ccus

7 ай бұрын

Its the intro

@fluorescentfuneralalt

7 ай бұрын

@@r0ccus thank you brudder

@fluorescentfuneralalt

7 ай бұрын

@@dairylarry2 I don't even see your comment dawgie so sorry do you want a cookie

$10k for a night drinking is insane. Literally $10k could let me not be homeless for 2+ years. Heck, I could take a probably take an entire year off of work as a vacation. It's so much money. I know realistically $10k isn't that much... but it's so much money to any poor person. Life changing potentially. Not giving Ludwig any hate though. He got his ankles broken.

When I'm in a getting scammed competition and my opponents are babyboomrs and ludwig:😢🥉

@wobblywack5531

7 ай бұрын

who got gold?

@taelib1425

7 ай бұрын

Ludwig from the timeline where he's old@@wobblywack5531

@wumbojet

7 ай бұрын

​@@wobblywack5531 baby boomers got the stats, Bill Russell rings look like nothing next to it, dubin is next one up

Listening to Aiden talk about surfs up being his favorite movie soundtrack is so validating because when I tell people it's my favorite movie soundtrack nobody ever knows what I'm talking about

I completely understand why Nick wouldn't want to give that person attention, but I do wish there was a way to let the rest of us know what happened because I'm so intrigued as to how bad it must have been to make a chill dude like Nick react this way.

@gaarn4000

7 ай бұрын

Also the fact that it was apparently worse than the nerds guy is wild

@Noah-lj2sg

7 ай бұрын

​@@gaarn4000nerds guy was cringe not malicious

Bonemarrow on the strip is one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life. You are a national treasure Nick.

It's crazy that Slime's bits can run Ludwig's stream when all Lud has to do to fight back is have a handful of chatters asking Slime how he's really doing whenever he streams.

I was 22 when my son came, were some rough years! But now i'm 32 and only have to wait 6 more years to get some beers with him (german here) so i guess it works out for some us

The System of a Down section of the pod was a delight

@Worcraftman

7 ай бұрын

🤟🤟

Was talking with a medical friend and mentioned Aidan's story with the Valorant player. They mentioned men can also get PPD, and that those months are super tough on fathers as well emotionally/hormonally. So it's really nice Aidan took some time to connect with a guy who clearly needed it :)

I find it hilarious that Ludwig, a 28 year old man, is going “why do they have it at Vegas? They didn’t even have bouncy houses” with earnest.

My name’s not weird guys cmon

@Celi-

7 ай бұрын

Ok I was waiting to see if you would watch the episode LMAO

A decade ago Woolie: queueing into a fighting game match and you hear a crying baby in the background is the best and worst thing in the world Present day Aiden: queueing into a Valorant match and you hear a crying baby in the background The more things change the more they stay the same.

@SnowyJop

7 ай бұрын

I love Woolie

fuck, seeing ludwig pull a pack of camel crushes out made me want to go smoke 😭 i’ve been without nicotine for almost two years but the addiction will never go away. don’t smoke, kids.

@elizabethr.9359

7 ай бұрын

Fr it’s so much harder to quit than people think

@grantdotjpg

7 ай бұрын

Sadly, it is back.

@Myl0696

7 ай бұрын

I’ve been nicotine free for about 2 months now, and I still think about smoking 15 times a day, every day. Glad I quit but damn it’s addicting still

@elizabethr.9359

7 ай бұрын

@@Myl0696 congrats that’s huge honestly

@4rtie

7 ай бұрын

But it looks _so_ cool

Shoutout Tevin that guy is great

God the yard talking about SOAD has fulfilled me, two niches of my life coming together for the bit

I fucking love Tevin i'm so sad to see him be pushed aside like a used napkin

@mattthegamer172

3 ай бұрын

Me too. Them on the drinking show would be great

slime’s will neff = dignan’s steve-o

Aiden isn't necessarily as good at telling stories as some of the other guys, but he always has the best stories because they are just crazy in the best ways

@MasterCalvin45

7 ай бұрын

how do you think i could tell my stories better? on my end its usually one of the things i think i do better on this show, probably my only identifiable strength in the first ~40 episodes always looking to be better though

@Gamersb3stfri3nd

7 ай бұрын

@MasterCalvin45 Hope that didn't come across as an insult. I don't think your stories are bad. I think like Ludwig has a way of taking something even mundane, and flowing the story where you are never waiting for the next part. I think a combination of extra detail, and being interrupted more (because you definitely get interrupted more) that makes the stories not flow as smooth. But like I said in the original comment, your stories are always fantastic. They just have deeper elements and feel more significant.

@willow990

7 ай бұрын

@@MasterCalvin45 I like ur story man :)

Slime saying Pearl Jam sucks hurts my soul

Can’t wait till Ludwig’s hair comes back content will be so much better

Recognition to Aiden, his legs at one part are looking good. great results keep at what you’re doing!

Fruit Game is WAY WAY WAY cool! Couldn’t stop watching last night! I think it’s the next big game. It’s like Tetris only better. Everybody seems extra chill today. Maybe a Starbucks beauty pageant is in order? For the talent portion they can show off their barista skills? Heading into a beautiful weekend here in NJ. HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND. Probably playing a little bit of fruit game maybe? What are you guys doing for Halloween?

@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT

5 ай бұрын

who are u bro

The podcast had been out 3 hours and I’ve already watched it 6 times, I love my weekly slop!

The juxtaposition between Nick talking about both sides of a situation being reasonable and then immediately getting torn apart for breaking a chair was insane to me holy shit 😂😂😂

Let's go, Pete ( premier two) got recognition on the Yard! We pay in full!

yooo with the trio streams lately, I thought we'd a been blessed with a Pete ep 😭

Aiden with the most def reference

holy fuck aiden's story is way too real wtf 😭😭😭

GOD it's so hot listening to Nick and Aiden bring up skateboarding. That's all I have to contribute to this conversation.

i think slime would love Zlatan Ibrahimovic lore.

I really didn't expect a Yard and Pete (PremierTwo) crossover, but what I did was how much everyone liked him - the dude steals the show on every stream I've seen him on, and just seems like a genuine and fun guy to be around

artists still use vevo, it's just not in their channel names anymore and the text on the thumbnails is a little more plain. i think a few big music labels just own vevo and that's why they all use it

a friend of mine grew up next to two kids named tevin and kyler, I felt so bad for them

My friends and I went to Japan recently and some of us bought the wrong tickets for the wrong train and they got kicked off in the next step but didn’t get ticketed which technically they should’ve. They’re pretty forgiving as long as you’re not purposely tryna take advantage lol.

That guy getting kicked off a bus for being 80 yen short is crazy cos I once went to get on the bus and when the driver saw I only had a £5 note he just let me on for free because he didn’t want to put together the change

being a ludwig member is charity work at this point

to me this has been the best pod ep yet, loved the stories and loved the past guest ep w/ Zack

this was so fucking funny. they should really start making some kind of audio-entertainment, perhaps even with a visual element.

The Disney OST segment reminded me of the SpongeBob episode with special guest Megadeath. That shit went hard then and goes hard now

@Keanpoop

7 ай бұрын

My man 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

Wholesome valorant conversation was a pleasant surprise !

Mike Shinoda in Linkin Park only did: all of the rapping (most songs had it), some singing, lots of the songwriting, most lyrics (wrote them, brought them to Chester, changed them with him), Keyboard (He learned that), some Guitar (self taught) and lots of production. He was is called "the in-house Producer" by Rick Rubin and he was the glue, somewhat even "the mastermind" of Linkin Park. I think Nik actually (racistly so 😆) meant Jo Hahn, "the DJ" where the question "what does he even do" makes a taaad more sense because he wasn't as active on stage as Mike was bc there wasn't samples allll the time. But what Jo did besides the sampling (which imo was quite essential to LP but ok) is: he directed almost all the - at the time amaaazing - Music Videos!!! (Jo and Mike met at art school and are great graphic artists!)

Surfs Up goes hard bro.

The streets need the YourBudTevin Ludwig collab

ape index is a climbing nerdge thing. You take your wingspan and subtract your height.. i.e. Im 5 11 and my wingspan is 6 2 so my ape index is +3. if people were wondering

The yard never fails to make me worship the goon commander ✨

@raistlinlove1307

7 ай бұрын

Dead joke

Such a great episode, it got me while in a good mood so it hit even harder than usual. "we have axel rose" made me laugh harder than it had any right to

@MrDonckers

7 ай бұрын

happy to hear!

Slime going to a casino in Vegas and walking up to the slots and screaming after pulling the lever like Agent Cooper but instead of "hello" it's "alright man"

Bro… I just remembered… whe- when we were beasts 😢😭

Quit smoking a couple months back, but this was just the kick I needed to get back into em!

Wasn’t ready for the Steve Wallis reference! Love camping with Steve and crazy neighbor! Time for step 2!

Best episode yet

It's nice to know other people watch community

@elizabethr.9359

7 ай бұрын

Fantastic show

42:16 BERLEEZY MENTION WE ON TOP ❗️❗️

57:39 oh my gosh this is hilarious. Ludwig is just too good at mocking slime

The yard is the my little pony of podcasts

@OpinionatedChicken59

7 ай бұрын

Explain that

@mee9394

7 ай бұрын

@@OpinionatedChicken59 friendship is magic

“IM GIVING YOU THE LUCKY ONE” SLIME GETS IT

I think its way more chill if youre doing it off camera, like i got no problem with someone avoiding paying because train tickets are expensive but i don't fuck with doing it as some weird publicity stunt

“In the craft of tubing” got me

Sprinterviews with Aiden should be a regular segment, maybe call in dr Miles as the resident expert.

League was the same way when I played, if you liked (or hated) playing with someone in solo queue they're almost always down to duo for the night

This is the only show I watch the ads for

I crushed a whole pack of menthols, Im cool like Ludwig now! 😊

Dude the surfs up soundtrack really did slap

Nick got that my lawn makes other dads jealous drip goin on.

dude googled "what is gooning" results "The entire five nights at Freddys timeline explained " 😂😂😂

surf’s up ost IS goated

I love how they all know SOAD, best episode ever!

The bit at 43:55 went right over my head

Slime's take on cops and youtubers is golden. Agree 100%!

Babe wake up the new yard episode dropped

Them talking about YourBudTevin is so hilarious

Yum coffee hairs always help to start the day

Ludwig giving kydae the cigarette: merchant of death

the axl rose line was such a hitter

watched this on shrooms, very delightful time

Just here to say Elemental is good

THE LEAF MENTIONED MY GOAT

I swear I can not decide who’s my favorite person here they are seem so awesome

the one-up contest dynamic of a friend group leaves little room for raw emotion. it's hard to touch deep into yourself if every response is almost guaranteed to be a bit.

41:00 I don’t hear my name often since it’s sort of unique and this gave me whiplash. Caught strays

"why do bones look like composite cables" holy

Very well made point about the train jumping sitch from Aiden

wow I never expected the yard to ever talk about Soad

Nick is so effortlessly cool

Community reference!!! Thanks slime for being cool, cool cool cool.

please dont smoke cigarettes

I ask this every time but Slime I NEED to know what drink that is. It could be the most basic shit and maybe it's the color grading but I require that exquisite shade of orange coffee it looks fantastic

Didn't expect the YourBudTevin collab but I am excited for the content!

@nhglord7257

7 ай бұрын

Is Tevin going on the yard?

@Arjirr

7 ай бұрын

@@nhglord7257 other way around, Lud says he is going to do a vid with Tev