Fun Fact: in a deleted scene it was revealed that Jasper was reverend of Springfield before Reverend Lovejoy

@canny_linguist

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda makes sense always wondered what he did before retiring

@emmacarlsater4552

2 жыл бұрын

True

@myonlineusername6015

2 жыл бұрын

That fun fact is actually not fun

@oilersridersbluejays

Жыл бұрын

I always thought he was related to Otto Mann somehow.

@iseriver3982

Жыл бұрын

Ah, so he was a pedo

“Slow down. Sidewalk’s for regular walkin’, not for fancy walkin’.”

@dendenp9

Жыл бұрын

U shot who in the what now?

This is a surprisingly larger amount of moments for Jasper than I expected

@adonaiyah2196

Жыл бұрын

I thought there'd be a bit less

@Saintnick90

4 ай бұрын

Jasper rules.

If I ever own a boat, I'm going to call it "that's a paddlin'"

@eleanorhogan8643

2 жыл бұрын

Oh brilliant!

@pyrotechnick420

Жыл бұрын

What about "The School Canoe"

@ianlaswick9505

Жыл бұрын

If you play the game chivalry 2, theres oars you can use as weapons I cant count how many times ive said "trying to capture the objective? Thats a paddlin'"

@Postghost

Жыл бұрын

I wanna get a tattoo with "Lookin' at my tattoo.. that's a paddlin'"

@changotv5847

Жыл бұрын

@@Postghost lol that would be a good one

“Well well if it isn’t the tooth fairy” probably one of the best one-liners I’ve heard

@nonapplicable8817

2 жыл бұрын

This show had so fucking many good jokes. Can't stop laughing at the sound of the gun cocking and being aimed at Abe. Jasper's delivery is also so funny.

@warreng675

Жыл бұрын

Thats a paddlin

@hint0122

Жыл бұрын

Whst episode is that?

@dendenp9

Жыл бұрын

Moon pies. What a time to be alive

@agentM1991

Жыл бұрын

Taking Jasper's dentures, that's a paddlin.

“200 channels, nothing but cats” I remember crying with laughter at that when I first heard it 😭😭😭

@roringusanda2837

Жыл бұрын

🐙they predicted the internet 🐈

@Pikashockdragon

Жыл бұрын

@@roringusanda2837 Jasper: *Surfing KZread* Over a billion videos, nothing but cats.

@june2420111

Жыл бұрын

He predicted KZread

"You sunk my Battleship" never fails to make me laugh.

@au9parsec

2 жыл бұрын

That's a paddlin' 🔥🍑🔥

@Darkstar263

2 жыл бұрын

@@au9parsec That as well

@music-channel69

2 жыл бұрын

i24

@eleanorhogan8643

2 жыл бұрын

Jasper:It's the only one with padding everyone:(pokes it)padding I love that!

@au9parsec

2 жыл бұрын

5:12----> 🔥🍑🔥

10:00 I can't believe he fell all the way to the bottom of the sea and landed on Fred the fish

@dapwn3ritswatido

2 жыл бұрын

I caught that too!

@marcusbullock630

2 жыл бұрын

my leg!

@t-dogtyler3626

2 жыл бұрын

I was about to ask if anyone else heard that

@js0988

2 жыл бұрын

That's a paddlin'!

A 13 minute compilation of Jasper Beardly. What a time to be alive

All I bought is a dime, I didn’t know there’d be pornography” Underrated character

He's my favourite out of all the senior characters in the Simpsons, closely followed by the sea captain and Hans Moleman

@tyranmcgrath6871

2 жыл бұрын

Hate to break it to ya but Hans is 30.

@oilersridersbluejays

Жыл бұрын

Drinking has ruined his life. Hans is 31 year old!

@spiderboy43

Жыл бұрын

@@oilersridersbluejays He only says he's 31. What if he's even older? He is immortal after all.

@TheGallowtree

5 ай бұрын

Hans Moleman is only 31 years old

"My beard! I broke my beard!" That one is my favorite!

@siradzki5905

Жыл бұрын

It does make sense though doesn't it? You never see him combing or cutting his hair, if you have the same beard for some 10 or 20 years it will eventually become kinda solid From all the drool, crumbles from food, smoke, whatnot

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

Жыл бұрын

Dwarves bè like.

10:02 Didn't expect the leg guy from Spongbob to make an appearance! Well placed 👏🏻

@tylerhelt755

8 ай бұрын

I don’t see him

@cpallot2912

8 ай бұрын

⁠@@tylerhelt755Have you tried listening instead?

@PstrywBerryDraws

8 ай бұрын

Is that real? Did the Simpsons do this first or Spongebob?

@silversonic99

8 ай бұрын

​@@PstrywBerryDrawsyes

@d.m.darkmatter8286

7 ай бұрын

​@@PstrywBerryDrawsWell SpongeBob seems to have slightly different variations of the line so probably Spoingebib

"thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective" this guy has the right idea XD

12:39 My mom was a kid when the moon landing happened. She told us the story of how one of my grandparent's elderly neighbors was so amazed by that event that he kept repeating how he never imagined something so astounding would happen in his lifetime! I, of course, never met him, but Jasper reminds me of him. 😄

Grandpa: Bingo! What do I win? Lisa: A banana. Grandpa: A whole one?! Me: That's a paddlin'

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

4 ай бұрын

You sunk my battleship

Disliking the video? That's a paddlin'!

@Maxmorrison199

2 жыл бұрын

Best...line...EVER! -Comic Book Guy

@natsusatsujinki8342

Жыл бұрын

What if I'm into that though 😏

A man of many talents.

@ARTPLAYSGAMES86

2 жыл бұрын

That's a paddlin'

@julieoluna8887

Жыл бұрын

@@ARTPLAYSGAMES86 What does "That's a paddlin' mean?

@ARTPLAYSGAMES86

Жыл бұрын

@@julieoluna8887 it means an old man is about to whoop some ass 👍

@julieoluna8887

Жыл бұрын

@@ARTPLAYSGAMES86 Good morning. Thanks for the explanation, but I'm afraid it still doesn't make any sense to me. It doesn't really matter i suppose, Have a great day 🤗

@julieoluna8887

Жыл бұрын

@@ARTPLAYSGAMES86 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now i get it! I just watched a 19 second clip of Jasper Educating Children about What's a paddling.

Unless I missed it, you left out the part where Jasper and Grandpa are stoned on a bench laughing like Beavis and Butthead.

@rionthemagnificent2971

Жыл бұрын

heh-heh-heh-heh we're so old.. heh-heh-heh

@dendenp9

Жыл бұрын

Heh heh heh heh

" You sunk my battleship " 😂🤣

@wonderlady5835

2 жыл бұрын

Freakazoid ending idea 💡🤣

"Well, well. If it isn't the tooth fairy."

it looks like the only thing homer is sure of is why jasper was in the car and yet he didn't know where they were going

@changotv5847

2 жыл бұрын

At least he knew what was most important

200 channels and nothing but cats; Old man Jasper describing youtube in 2005

To this day I use the phrase "what a time to be alive" at least once a week.

M O O N P I E what a time to be alive.

Shooting me in the wooden leg that's a paddling.

@rootorbeggar6987

2 жыл бұрын

You shot who in the what now?

@eleanorhogan8643

2 жыл бұрын

@@rootorbeggar6987 Good one 😀😁

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

Жыл бұрын

Getting beat up by the school bully, wooo boy that's a paddlin'.

@Leopoldshark

10 ай бұрын

Fancy walkin' on a normal walkin' sidewalk? That's a paddlin'.

This guy is a living book of tales

“Actually, it’s not so much funny as it is long” 😂

“Oh, all I brought was a dime. I didn’t know there would be pornography.” 😂

Man I miss the old gag of whenever something falls down or gets knocked over, it catches fire, for some reason

10:02 the crossover weve all been waiting for

@SoulKing78

2 жыл бұрын

My leg

10:02 MY LEG!

Stop staring at his sandals. You'll get a paddling!

@dendenp9

Жыл бұрын

That and paddlin the school canoe

@lavalampluva55401

Жыл бұрын

@@dendenp9 That's a paddlin'!

@dendenp9

Жыл бұрын

@@lavalampluva55401 u better believe it

The crossword puzzle fight always got me Plus jasper pulling a glock on abe😂

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

Жыл бұрын

Pulling a glock? That's a paddlin'.

10:08 I loved the camera focusing on the gun, it just looked so realistic

Buying excessive amounts of Häagen-Dazs ice cream...better believe that's a paddlin

Jasper Beardly made his first "Simpsons" appearance in "Bart the General". He and Grampa argue over who wants the newspaper.

Unfreezing jasper, that's a paddling

@bmstylee

Жыл бұрын

Calling Frostillicus Jasper. That's a paddlin.

Cutting Jasper for time, that’s a paddlin!

"Jasper here has 5 seconds to live" "What he say" "HE SAID I'M NEXT !!!" 😭

@canny_linguist

2 жыл бұрын

Only way to get yourself seen by a doctor quicker

Sinking my battleship? That's a paddlin'.

10:02 - "My leg!" for some reason.

Before I knew anything about the Simpsons I used to think jasper looked like Moses and now he’s one of my favorite characters

Because Jasper didn’t want to come by himself😂🤣

@Catman_CM

9 ай бұрын

That little smile Jasper has after Grandpa said that was adorable xD

was just thinking about how rich this show was that it could buy any song its little heart desired for an extended montage at any time.

10:01 It’s the “MY LEG!” Guy from SpongeBob!

I often get his version of A Summer's Place in my head.

What do I win? A banana a whole one😅

@sxc7566

2 жыл бұрын

🍌

@Slytherin1

5 ай бұрын

That’s a paddlin’

Giving Jasper a chair without padding? Oh you better believe that's a paddlin'!

I don’t know why the house running 10 yards, falling on one leg and bursting into flames has always been my favorite Simpsons gag

@Indoor_Carrot

10 ай бұрын

The fact it happend to professor frink model before makes it even funnier

The quality and amount of genius jokes in the old Simpsons saisons is beyond impressive. No wonder we've never reached such highs again

The dye pack sketch was hilarious.

Jaspers battleship is likely named USS Thatsapaddlin 😊😊

@fernandoromero20075

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

You better believe that's a paddling!!!

(Jasper gets hit by a laser beam, coming from a house defense system.) "Ow, oh, my cataracts are gone. I can see again. All the beauty of na--(gets hit by another laser beam) I'm blind. Oh well, easy come easy go."

@thathippiewithagreenvest4378

2 жыл бұрын

Uh good job you repeated something from the video for likes.

@andrewhogan6533

2 жыл бұрын

Now you see’em Now you don’t

@MCH957

2 жыл бұрын

@@thathippiewithagreenvest4378 That's a paddlin'

@thathippiewithagreenvest4378

2 жыл бұрын

@@MCH957 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *gets spanked very hard by Jaspers paddle and screams in pain*

@spectrumom1

2 жыл бұрын

Little high, little low

Sidewalks for regular walking, not fancy walking!

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

Жыл бұрын

Fancy walking? You know that's a paddlin'.

10:00 Thief! 10:02 My leg!

2:45 this implies that Jasper has met Death before

Thank you for starting and finishing this video with Frostillicus

Lmao the hop during the dance sequence always gets me

that's a paddlin

Not leaving a like and comment on this video Oh you better believe that’s a paddling.

@eleanorhogan8643

2 жыл бұрын

That is just brilliant.

Mad-Eye Moody has Jasper's voice. In my head. The HP audiobooks and movies got it all wrong.

9:44 I never forgot when he broke his beard since the first time i saw it years ago

"The theme, from A Summer Place. It's the theme, from A Summer Place!" LMAOOOOO

10:02 i love how you added Freds "My Leg" from spongebob

"You'll simmer down and I'll let you go."

10:01 did anyone else hear the spongebob "my leg!" when jasper fell?

The funniest part was homer saying ‘anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there’

10:00 did anyone else hear my leg ahahahha

Loved the way Jasper punked grandpa for the news paper!

not that he’s the focus of the video but Otto’s “All the colors of the ‘bow, man.” is stuck in my head forever

Lol whoever edited this a decided to put a SpongeBob "MY LEG!" at the 10:02 mark.

10:01 it's the my leg guy from spongebob

Paddlin the schhol canoe... you better believe thats a paddling

That's a paddling 😄😄

This is one of the funniest Simpsons compilations I've seen!

Not a jasper moment but the one with the house running away and bursting in flames is comedy gold

Needs the clip of when the Simpsons come home, Grandpa has turned into a woman without his pills, and Jasper tells them he wishes to court her.

@TheBestoftheBest-TV

2 жыл бұрын

Shrugs bro

@changotv5847

2 жыл бұрын

personally that joke doesn't land for me. I love jasper, but I also wouldn't count that as the best of Jasper. Anyway just my opinion lol

@eleanorhogan8643

2 жыл бұрын

I have always laughed at that.

Jasper: "Well, Well, if it isn't the Tooth Fairy!"

Jasper and Hans Moleman are my 2 favourite Simpsons characters

Theeeeeme from a summer plaaaaaace

Leaving funny comments that end in "That's a paddlin"... That's a paddlin'.

5:23 I still remember old days .. july 2013! Hot summer evening at danube .. 🐊🌲💚

10:02 Why is the “My leg” guy from Spongebob here, in my house?

Is this seat taken little girl! Hilarious

Aw I liked Doug

He just never lets us down

@TheBestoftheBest-TV

2 жыл бұрын

Jasper is that loveable kinda guy isn't he

strawburrito actually sounds pretty good lol

@bluecanine3374

2 жыл бұрын

It said real fruit filling and then in smaller print artificially flavored lol

@roachdoggjr1940

Жыл бұрын

You sound like you'd be a fan of the Cherrichanga.

@nathalieduverna6963

Жыл бұрын

If it's wrapped in a crepe

Anybody else catch the "My Leg" reference from SpongeBob at 10:02?

That cat in the TV move was straight up brilliant. Well played. And - note to self...

Finally, a new video!

10:00 "my leg"

This is one of my favorite recurring cartoon characters in The Simpsons 😂.

10:02 "MY LEG!"

7:43 He looks like a Dr. Seuss character. XD

If it ain't the tooth fairy!

He wrote more words in that letter than he ever spoke at once

1:02 MY LEG guy from Spongebob?

Not liking my comment: that's a paddling Not liking the video: that's a paddling. Disliking the video: you better believe that's a paddling.