carlisle is a dilf.

@Simp4WayTooManyFictionalMen

Жыл бұрын

100% agree

@mmmahh9056

Жыл бұрын

He's like centuries old. He's more like a gilf by now than a dilf. Still would date him though 👌

@megansstallion818

Жыл бұрын

​@@mmmahh9056 I thought I was the only one who fw him 😭 everybody else called me crazy

@Hxnnx23

Жыл бұрын

Fr hottest character in the movies👀

@calcifer8290

Жыл бұрын

im in love with him. not an exaggeration.

this franchise is the epitome of ‘its so bad it’s good’ and the wigs and face paint in this movie are the real crimes💀

@lillianawad5976

Жыл бұрын

man...this is so true... but this is the perfect for this to be uploaded lol- its raining and foggy please-

@dianak6319

Жыл бұрын

Nah, the real crime is the CGI baby 💀

@lillianawad5976

Жыл бұрын

@@dianak6319 PLEASE- im crying

@reshell7338

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, but this was a cultural reset so we can forgive them

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

no bc why is it so frustrating but fun to watch at the same time 😭

the funniest part is how the actors themselves hate the movies themselves

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

they’re twilight’s biggest haters fr

@leahscontemporary

Жыл бұрын

By actors you mean just Robert

@miri3182

Жыл бұрын

@@leahscontemporary And Anna Kendrick

@leahscontemporary

Жыл бұрын

@@miri3182 she was never a main character

@miri3182

Жыл бұрын

@@leahscontemporary She didnt say main character she said actors and yes Anna Kendrick was in 4 of the 5 movies so yeah she is still a relevant side character

"I just realised the main PROBLEM of twilight: Edward courts Bella the same way that Batman terrifies criminals💀"- Alan Seawright, Cinema Therapy

@plottwistshappen

Жыл бұрын

PLS U CAME FOR THE THROAT 💀

@blooms454

Жыл бұрын

What makes this funnier is Robert Patterson being the new Batman rianekamqkendj

@-ana-9737

Жыл бұрын

​@@blooms454omg yes🤣🤣

@sluggish7956

Жыл бұрын

Cinema Therapy said the same thing

@nataliawashington872

Жыл бұрын

You’d think he’d be more gentlemanly given what time period he comes form 💀 😂

“Girl can you get some hobbies or something” is the greatest line! This entire movie series could have been avoided if Bella just knitted or something. But then we wouldn’t have this amazing commentary! 😂

@martinjames6431

Жыл бұрын

Amazing is a push, I found it tired after the first movie and tuned out but it is still way above average. Bella does have a hobby, she likes hitting people. Jacob, Paul,, I mean Paul FFS he just sniggered at a joke and the little bitch hit him? She is way to comfortable hiding behind being a girl and assaulting people. Paul should have just had her charged with felony assault, Bella problem solved.

@sashatiana-alize6186

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@LouShirley

6 ай бұрын

She'd take up embroidery or something, but it would all just be, "Mrs Edward Cullen" or various scenes of her becoming a vampire, and then accidentally on purpose, leaving it out for Edward to see

@my2worlddss

29 күн бұрын

@@martinjames6431 you actually need help.

bella just had zero personality 😭 her entire personality solely depended on edward existing. it was also so unrealistic how tons of people wanted to be friends with her even though she's literally devoid of any kind of emotion towards any of them. yet she feels so much for the people who aren't human liiike 😭

@jonatanleandoer127

Жыл бұрын

def! w jacob she had so much more personality, she has a little more in general in the books, so id recommend them if you havent read them! i also feel like the last part of your sentence is true because shes always felt out of place, in AZ she was super pale, in Forks she felt like a freak ( a new shiny toy ) and im assuming thats why she liked the cullens so much!

@waffles658

Жыл бұрын

She was such a inserted character where she’s so bland she may as well be y/n in a bad wattpadd bc lets be honest she’s just a place holder character 😭

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

@@jonatanleandoer127i need to give the books a chance

@jonatanleandoer127

Жыл бұрын

@@netflixpartyy please do!! shes much more sarcastic in the books lol

@realestsienna

Жыл бұрын

not really that unrealistic lmfaoo. i know a lot of people that are interested in the most boring humans alive, because of their looks. that’s rlly all they care about lol.

Like girl, at this point I believe that Twilight is a comedy that some don’t understand

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

no bc it’s so funny for no reason 😭

@moonxedits123

Жыл бұрын

lol yas

@Slytherins95

Жыл бұрын

Fr!😭😂

@lily.fitzgerald

Жыл бұрын

O my gosh when my older sister and me watched we just made fun of it the whole time ahaha

@chocolateiguess1613

Жыл бұрын

​@@lily.fitzgerald that's what i plan to do when i eventually binge watch it😭

47:12 can we talk about how edward said "if you ever touch her AGAINST HER WILL again" he wasnt even angry about the kiss really just that jacob forced himself onto bella " lemme give you a clue, wait for her to say the words." Damn you tell him 😂

@netflixpartyy

10 ай бұрын

he fr ate i was immediately converted to team edward

@thescarIetbitch

8 ай бұрын

yeah he’s like “you can fuck my girl but only if she days so”

Edward doesn't have social skills because he is used to just passively listen to all peoples thoughts all the time. Bella is probably the first person with which he had to interact to get to know.

@erikperhs_

Жыл бұрын

He talks a lot about that in Midnight Sun. He was literally freaking out everytime he had to talk to her because he had no idea of what to say lol it's very cute

@SilencedTides

Жыл бұрын

interesting theory

@erikperhs_

Жыл бұрын

@@SilencedTides it's not a theory, it's canon haha

@martinjames6431

Жыл бұрын

@@erikperhs_ Whether it is or not, that book is, no question the most boring self involved pony I ever read. The other books are not exactly great but they are fucking Graham Greene meets Orwell in comparison to Midnight Sun. While I was reading it my wife got diagnosed with terminal cancer. I never picked it up again as I know more than ever life is very finite and to spend it reading a would-be teenagers diary of self-absorption is two fingers to the gift of existance. Now on I read stuff I like, where I used to read because it was zeitgeist.

@erikperhs_

Жыл бұрын

@@martinjames6431 Well, that's your opinion. I think Midnight Sun is the best book out of all of them. I love seeing things from an immortal perspective, I love that we don't gloss over how dangerous this is for Bella, I love to see a vulnerable and happy Edward instead of the mysterious guy we are used to.

Bro this whole saga is just Bella begging Edward to turn her into a vampire 😂

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

she would NOT let it go 😭

@vanillakilla64

Жыл бұрын

She really said “you guys are in a constant state of existential and eternal misery? Where do I sign up?🙂”

@hanalamba9557

Жыл бұрын

@@netflixpartyy fr like Edward and Jacob should date each other atp like they have may more in common 😂

@hanalamba9557

Жыл бұрын

@@vanillakilla64 not him literally telling her no for 4 movies straight

@m.josena4485

Жыл бұрын

And her being horny 😭

Nobody hates Twilight more than its own Fandom 😂

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

i need to read the books so i can join 😌

@marie6817

Жыл бұрын

And Robert Pattinson 😂😂

@joesquinn9517

Жыл бұрын

Gurl, Robert Pattinson hates twilight more than any of us💀

@kyrcamille9106

Жыл бұрын

fr

@1tim3_JB

Жыл бұрын

💯 but it has a special place in my heart

Nothing hotter than Edward saying to Jacob basically "if Bella wants you, I would completely respect it because it's her decision". Like, Jacob was trying so hard to make him jealous and he was 100% sure Bella loved him and wouldn't choose anyone else.

@nataliawashington872

Жыл бұрын

Right! That’s what got on my nerves was how Jacob did not respect Bella’s decision one bit, forcibly kissed her and then threw a temper tantrum because Bella and Edward were engaged and threatened to go out and get himself killed because of it which forced Bella to kiss him and then was like “I wish our first kiss was like that” bruh she forced herself to kiss you so you wouldn’t die! Bella: I want to be with him (Edward) Jacob: no you don’t A majority of the movies of the love triangle was just Jacob telling Bella she didn’t know what she wanted, she knew-YOU just can’t accept that

The high school graduation scene is so funny, because in a recent interview Anna Kendrick admitted she had no idea wtf she was doing

@donnar.5325

2 ай бұрын

anna had said multiple times (that infamous tweet) that she forgets often that she was in these movies

@15Candles

11 күн бұрын

To be fair, I often forgot that Anna was in these movies. The fact that her character was just a human makes it incredibly forgettable 😂

"It's the skin of someone who shops at Sephora..." Got me on the floor lmaoo

@mae1062

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment 😂

@sashatiana-alize6186

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@aleta_lundell

9 ай бұрын

9:36 for anyone who wants to know🤣

@LadyOfCrowns

8 ай бұрын

I texted this to my sister - a huge fan of twilight at the time - and she blocked me 😂

@logicallymani

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I got a feeling the author made Jacob suddenly change and be an asshole because she realized he was wayy better for her than Edward by the end of the first book/movie

@bambuu_

Жыл бұрын

THIS! So much lol Jacob clearly treats her better overall up to that point, specially on the first half of New Moon when she needs a friend but then the author decided to make him a jerk and act like a 12 year old for no reason.

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

they ruined his character for no reason

@cryingline9697

Жыл бұрын

@@bambuu_ which really sucks cuz hes named Jacob after the authors own brother like lmao id be fighting my sister if she made the character named after me a pedo!

@leahscontemporary

Жыл бұрын

That's a lie and I wish yall would stop spouting that everywhere yall go. Edward is an asshole from the beginning but nobody had a problem with that. As soon as Jacob becomes a central character and has reasons for getting mad(that Stephenie Meyer has to repeat over and over) you say it's some bias from the author. TUH!

@chicken-hw6pc

Жыл бұрын

@@leahscontemporary He does have reasons but the execution of it is horrible AND who said i didn't have a problem with Edward

at 10:48 when sis tells Jasper to breathe I laughed and was like "Girl if he breathes bella gon' become a damn happy meal"🤣

@TarCarNey

10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think Twilight is such a weird phenomenon. It is very close to the books, like they really did amazingly to film it and keep it the same. But then at the same time they just took out all the inner monologue (which is like most of the books if I remember right), and as a result instead of inner monologuing during those moments when people look at each other and this or that happens, it's just silent staring, no explanation. It makes it SO much weirder than the books tbh. Because I feel like there's a lot more explained in the books. Like when she enters the classroom and he makes a face as if he's constipated. It's her smell that does it, it overwhelms him and he doesn't know if he can control himself because he's never experienced it. They kept the reaction in the film, but gave it zero explanation. So it just looks weird and he looks even weirder than he is in the books. I sometimes can't believe I liked those books as a teen.

@erikperhs_

Жыл бұрын

Bella is an introvert, which means 90% of her personality is in her internal monologue. She has opinions about everything and everyone, she's interested, she's curious, she's VERY intelligent. She never ONCE loved Jacob romantically, she always felt out of place which is the main reason why she thinks she's meant to be a vampire. All of these things are not in the movies! They should have a lot more narration throughout all of the movies.

@TheHestya

Жыл бұрын

@@erikperhs_ I think the same thing, they could have saved it all by just adding her as a narrator mentioning this and that as the film goes along.

@erikperhs_

Жыл бұрын

@@isabellapierre5977 it still infuriates me that Edward's eyes are not golden during their wedding scene btw. Also, the vampires stopped sparkling! It would be awesome if they casually sparkled some times and Bella was already used to it. The whole honeymoon sequence could have been way more original if that detail was added.

@martinjames6431

Жыл бұрын

Thats a really good point

@AdoraBangles

9 ай бұрын

Edward did say why he made that face at Bella tho… when he said that he wanted to kill Bella when he first saw her.

Raise your hand if you think Charlie should have been the main character 🙋‍♂️

@bearandthings4807

Жыл бұрын

Hand is raised 😂

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

🙋🏾‍♀️

@Isabella-kt4xu

Жыл бұрын

🙋🏼‍♀️ x100000000

@trinaq

Жыл бұрын

Yes, Charlie was the only character with even half of a brain cell to rub together!

@shyloart

Жыл бұрын

🙋🏽‍♀️

The whole “newborns are stronger than oldies” literally made no sense to me and I’m glad I’m not alone in that

@evelyn-nm6iy

Жыл бұрын

vampires are physically stronger drinking human blood, the cullens are basically malnourished by vampire standards, and newborns are stronger than a vampire who drinks human blood purely because the human blood is still in their system on top of drinking blood so for idk like a week to a month they're extra strong until they run out of their own blood, so even with the cullens having years and years of learning abilities the newborns still have raw strength on their side

@martinjames6431

Жыл бұрын

I am glad True Blood put that right

@nataliawashington872

Жыл бұрын

They should’ve made it as older vampires are stronger and more powerful than newborns because their older and have kore experiences and have had a longer time dealing with their powers, like tvd did at first (of course the show ended up contradicting it later on)

@AdoraBangles

9 ай бұрын

Vampires literally make NO sense 😅 so how can we even say that a concept surrounding them makes no sense?!

@dawnriddler

7 ай бұрын

The newborns are physically stronger, not better fighters or in better control of their powers. Not learning control, is what makes them so dangerous and unpredictable. You can't really go in a fight with them cause there's no strategy at play. Think of Jasper when he attacked Bella at her birthday party. It wasn't a logical thing to do, but the bloodlust took over and he had no self control, if there were no vampires around, she'd be dead. Now imagine a complete newborn, they wouldn't even stop for a second, she'd be dead before she had the time to look at her finger.

Edward lived 100 years being able to read everyone's minds, so he always knew what to say. He had THE BEST social skills ever. The problem is: he can't read Bella's mind. He has to communicate like humans with her, without knowing what she's thinking. The result is him being all awkward and messy, which I think is very cute 😅

@moquilla1

7 ай бұрын

I didn’t think about it this way, thanks!

Honestly her saying “maybe that’s why they kicked me out” at the Arizona joke made me chuckle💀

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

it’s her and edward’s dry humor for me 😭

@waffles658

Жыл бұрын

I cackled at the poor, awkward delivery tbh 💀💀

@martinjames6431

Жыл бұрын

@@waffles658 And walking hardon Mike Newtons way OTT response as if she had just won the Palm d'Or at Cannes

@lunarialoonatic

10 ай бұрын

Her delivery was so awkward that I’m sure everybody was giving her a pity laugh bc aint no way

@your-door-is-unlocked

10 ай бұрын

@@martinjames6431 That man is tryin too hard 💀

The actors being embarrassed that they did this movie makes it even funnier

@martinjames6431

Жыл бұрын

Ashley Green was in CBGB. I loved that flick

@MaureenLongoriaTheOneAndOnly

11 ай бұрын

No bc Anna Kendrick literally forgot she was in them 😭😂

@LeaveMeAlone3omgIgotloggedouta

9 ай бұрын

I WOULD BE TOO😭✋

no bc bella was actually such a manipulative asshole in the books like when she first meets jacob in the first book, she's like "i'll entertain him & act like i like him so he can give me info🤪" like girl u are 17 and lowkey preying on a 15 year old😭 i really fucking hated their "age gap jokes" bc it makes it really weird when its like "oh... jacob ur so... big now..." like it's giving groomer 😀

@chuuyachuu115

Жыл бұрын

frr 😭

@secretlyqueer112

Жыл бұрын

And also the jokes abt jacobs skin color it was SOOOO weird and fetishy its like thr author had never seen or heard of a native before 💀

@nataliawashington872

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t even know they had an age gap

@pepadateme

10 ай бұрын

IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT JACOB LITERALLY BEING ENAMOURED BY A BABY. he saw her and was like... oh me and u someday [imp]. LIKE TWILIGHT IS JUSTT SO CREEPY AND GROSS???

@Bree2132

10 ай бұрын

⁠@@pepadateme even the actor that played Jacob was uncomfortable with that plus half the cast called the writer of the book a pervert so it’s not surprising still very weird tho

The fact that Robert himself hates these movies and the franchise with a PASSIONNNN.😭

@emilymeyers6069

Жыл бұрын

Hdhahhshs I think it was kinda a joke because he says he’ll be open to being in another one

@thescarIetbitch

8 ай бұрын

@@emilymeyers6069dude i think he just wants that bag

The werewolf beef with the Cullens is because the close proximity to vampires is what activates the change in them. If the there were no vampires around then they would stay human. Jacob gets pissed off in New Moon when he realizes that even though the Cullens left Forks he still turned because Laurent and Victoria were still snooping around.

@kad559

Жыл бұрын

In the books that kinda made me mad. Like, all of them were having their lives ruined because the Cullens wouldn't leave. That's some pretty justified anger if you ask me.

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

Thank you guys so much for explaining!!

@cindynguyen5661

Жыл бұрын

@@kad559 especially Sam. He was the first to change moment the Cullens moved back to Forks. Out of all the werewolves, he got screwed over the most by the Cullens.

@cindynguyen5661

Жыл бұрын

@@netflixpartyy the newborn vampires being stronger than the Cullens is also due to their diet and physiology. The Cullens are basically anemic vegans in universe. The newborns have a “healthy” diet of human blood and also have leftover human blood in them which gives them an edge over the Cullens. The Cullens have age, experience, and their powers but are ultimately unhealthy compared to the newborns.

@BabyGirlTiny

Жыл бұрын

@@cindynguyen5661 no the reason newborns are stronger is because they still have human blood in them. Or something like that. Bella never drank human blood as a newborn and was still stronger than Emmett

I think the main reason all the vampires were attracted towards bella was because was supposedly special. She was the only human they’ve encountered who was immune to vampire powers. That’s why edward was so infatuated with her because she was the only person he’s found who’s mind was not accessible to him. I think the movies just do a really poor job of portraying that

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

I wish they had made that point more central!

@nakhiahodges

Жыл бұрын

*also to your point, she does actually have blood that smells "better" than usual

@BabyGirlTiny

Жыл бұрын

She’s not even immune to vampire powers because Jasper is able to alter her emotions and Alice can tell her future.

@divinelangene6813

Жыл бұрын

Supposedly😂😂😂😂

@bethanychatman9531

Жыл бұрын

It doesn't explain the humans tho 😂😂 she's so damn bland

12:40 - GIRL THAT IS A PLOT POINT. It’s why in new moon, Aro reads Edwards’s mind and sees how much her blood appeals to every him and every Vampire. The Volturi have sufficient self-control that they don’t immediately pick up on it, but once Aro reads Edwards mind he even says ‘It makes me thirsty;how can you stand to be that close to her’

watching bella talk in these movies was probably the most painful part

@fatimaherbawi

10 ай бұрын

Yes that’s true it was so awkward but apparently they wanted her to act that way because teens are “socially awkward” that’s apparently what the directors wanted lol

@noonesaidthat7630

3 ай бұрын

I mean she looks like she in pain too lmao

twilight soundtrack deserves an oscar tho

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

it’s so good

@stares_mthrfckrly

Жыл бұрын

Especially for Paramore, Decode is the shit to this day.

@jinantarabay

Жыл бұрын

Facts.

@martinjames6431

Жыл бұрын

Bellas Lullaby is awesome

@princessloveheartglitter

Жыл бұрын

Oscars is for acting did you mean grammys

Yet it's so cringy, but high-key addicting 😭😭

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

right 😭

@15Candles

11 күн бұрын

I'd rather take high key addicting cringe movies like these Twilight ones over the more cringe exhausting ones like Fifty Shades or After 😂😂

@Christinavernon2382

9 күн бұрын

⁠@@15Candles fifty shades and after are way worse than twilight, for me it is

@15Candles

9 күн бұрын

@@Christinavernon2382 Of course, Bella and Edward were way less annoying and insufferable than Christian and Anna at the very least

Bella in New Moon: punches a werewolf and her hand is fine. Bella in Eclipse: punches a werewolf and breaks her hand.

@poppyrosie505

Жыл бұрын

i meaaan to be fair the first one was a slap

The fact the entire family just abandoned Bella, Bella going into a depression spiral and basically using Jacob, then Jacob saving her stupid ass from drowning only for Alice to RANDOMLY show up cus she had a vision of Bella dying and then call Jacob and his pack a bunch of wet mutts after being told JACOB LITERALLY SAVED HER LIFE and Bella just running with Alice to Italy cus Edward wanted to cease existence like he aint leave her will always get on my nerves

@musketeer943

Жыл бұрын

I understand she was a depressed teenager going through it but I will never get over her just flirting and using him cus Edward wasn't there, then IMMEDIATELY abandoning Jacob cus of Edward like girl??

@Avexell

8 ай бұрын

​@@musketeer943no literally this ticked me off! Like she kept playing with Jacob's emotions when he genuinely cared about her!

@erinw.9256

Ай бұрын

Bella and Jacob’s romance is super one-sided in the books. Bella is using Jacob to get info about the Cullens and to get over Edward. Jacob is head over heels in love with her and then suddenly is in love with her actual newborn.

i made my stepmom watch the first two movies with me and i can say it was an amazing experience to force someone to go through what i went through.

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

PLS.

@levi3186

Жыл бұрын

Bro i wish i had a step mom

growing up is literally becoming team carlisle

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

he ate

@jinphany.

9 ай бұрын

I only watch the series for him

@miriamvlachoulis6875

8 ай бұрын

Growing up is wanting a rewrite of this series but its Charlie and Carlisle in a Dexter + Hannibal mash-up

“This is the skin of a killer” … “na that’s the skin of someone who shops at Sephora” … that line took me tf out 😂😂😂

New moon is high key the best twilight movie it’s got the best soundtrack, It makes me feel the most emotions. Honestly you can’t go wrong there.

@emilymeyers6069

Жыл бұрын

Frrr for some reason no one likes it but it’s my second fav

@yamirelisss

6 ай бұрын

Same

BELLA WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN LOCA

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

WHY DID HE SAY THAT 😭

@Chaos6457

Жыл бұрын

I was in hot topic the other day and they had a "where the hell have you been loca" shirt. When I tell you I *died* 😂

edward looking like flashback marry, bella acting like shes on drugs, and her dad's cluelessness, there was just too much but too little going on 😭

I forgot how cringey Twilight is but it's also so addicting

They should’ve seriously made Rosalie’s story it’s own movie like they had to much potential in eclipse to do that she could’ve had her own mf movie !!!!!!! Raise your hand if you agreeee 🙋🏻‍♀️

@martinjames6431

Жыл бұрын

But rich guys just don't hang out in well lit areas, drinking like tramps and then raping and beating girls to death. It was so weird

@nataliawashington872

Жыл бұрын

🙋‍♀️ and the fact that like a majority of the other cullens backstories were filmed makes me mad, like I could’ve saw Rosalie and Emmet meeting, would’ve been really cool to see her filled with guilt after taking him to Carlisle because she herself hates becoming a vampire cause she couldn’t have a family and now she was doing the exact same thing to Emmett (he was getting mauled to almost death by a bear and she saved him by killing it and taking him to Carlisle), and we just see Emmett okay with this and reassuring her that he’s okay and happy with being turned, Not to mention!!!! That canonically Emmett and Rosalie get re-married over and over again, like not just renewing their vows but ACTUALLY having a wedding again multiple times Rosalie likes the attention and it’s just….fucking wholesome that Emmett indulges it too-like I would’ve liked a few scenes of showing Rosalie and Emmett’s different weddings that would’ve been cute-they didn’t get nearly as many scenes as they deserved their my fav couple and to me the best couple

@MaureenLongoriaTheOneAndOnly

11 ай бұрын

@@nataliawashington872when I was a kid watching these I loved Alice and Jasper but now as a rational adult Rosalie and Emmett are absolutely unmatched 😭 Queen and Himbo King

@coagulatedsalts4711

9 ай бұрын

@@MaureenLongoriaTheOneAndOnlyemmet and rosalie are the only couple i stan 😤😤😤 king of healthy relationships ❤️❤️

Carlisle and Charlie were the best and deserved their own romantic arc. Periodt.

@Fifi4eva.

Жыл бұрын

yes bestie

@peatama7002

9 ай бұрын

👏👏

@ejburgess

4 ай бұрын

Where th is my Charlie spin off 😭

We all know that Charlie and Carlisle was the real main characters

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

facts

@lunagrace2872

Жыл бұрын

The 2 dads will always be the best! The most relatable characters in the whole series. Ironically 😅☺️

@sassylittleprophet

Жыл бұрын

I also love Alice 💜

@user-uo2pe2tj8c

8 ай бұрын

nothing but facts

@arcadianartist

7 ай бұрын

I feel like if that was the case Twilight would have been a VERY different movie and I would be HERE FOR IT like just imagine, everything is exactly the same but just from Charlie's perspective

When I was in hs my boyfriend said we needed to see a “girl movie” and a “boy movie”. I didn’t really care but he picked Twilight and then proceeded to get more into it than I did.

@jazmineworthy2010

Жыл бұрын

What 🤣

@danitori3452

Жыл бұрын

@@jazmineworthy2010 he liked to tell me what to do 😂😂 but apparently didn’t realize he would like it so much

@sonofaspyder3000

Жыл бұрын

op you good bae

Edward being alive for like over 100 years & having absolutely NO self control to keep is secret is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen 😭

@youtubegj-mi3vw

8 ай бұрын

Gossip gorl

@tiamarrow6366

4 ай бұрын

How about the fact that he was 100 years old falling in love with a whole 15-16 year old, but also wanting to kill her….

@jaylin8959

4 ай бұрын

@@tiamarrow6366literally like the whole movie is just crazy when you think about it 😭

Charlie and Alice solos the entire franchise, fight me😬😬

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

you told zero lies i fear

@wtfmane_1477

Жыл бұрын

Seth too

@frnk.ocean.

Жыл бұрын

FRL SETH MY BABY I LOVE BOO-BOO🩷

@coagulatedsalts4711

9 ай бұрын

forget bella and edward, i wanna see a romance between charlie and carlisle 😭😭

@erinw.9256

Ай бұрын

@@coagulatedsalts4711 Charlie and Carlisle yes, but BELLA AND ALICE.

“That’s the skin of somebody who shops at Serphora” had me wheezing

Honestly tho, these are the kinda movies you get embarrassed / second hand embarrassment while watching even by yourself. But its also the movie franchise you have a movie marathon with your friends where you all know the quotes and literally die of laughter. Its so bad its good 😌

every time u call edward reasonable i cant help but laugh

@erikperhs_

Жыл бұрын

Why? He is.

@LilyGraceySa

11 ай бұрын

How is he?😅

Yet Another Fun Fact: ‘Twilight’ inspired EL James to write ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ (called something else then) on her Blackberry Phone.

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

why am i not surprised that these two are connected

@PokhrajRoy.

Жыл бұрын

@@netflixpartyy It opened the floodgates to a lot of toxic romances.

@oliviahawkins1513

Жыл бұрын

@@netflixpartyy and also inspired 365 Days

@chaleron7410

Жыл бұрын

And Beautiful Bastard too

@oliviahawkins1513

Жыл бұрын

@Chaeerie That pisses me of as a fan of He-Man that the title has to be associated with Twilight's gutter trash love child

I honestly would love to get a bunch of fans together to rewrite twilight so that bella and the other characters arents so terrible and change choices and actions.

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

This is really what we need

@gryfry1

Жыл бұрын

It’s called FanFiction. There are thousands of stories in this fandom alone.

@julyaug7407

Жыл бұрын

But the life itself is MADE of bad choices. So twilight is pretty realistic at that point

@ninalily

Жыл бұрын

@@gryfry1 okay.......and?

@ninalily

Жыл бұрын

@julyaug7407 respect your opinion.

Bella thinking Jake has killed people and confronting him about it while giving Edward a pass has the same flavor as Mike Wheeler calling Eleven a superhero after she broke a kid's arm but then getting upset about Angela. 💀

@thescarIetbitch

8 ай бұрын

NO WHY DID I NEVER THINK ABOUT THAT

James doesn't care about Bella. All he cares about is the fact that Edward will be protecting her with all he has. And that makes the hunt exciting for James. He's in it for the challenge.

@Alici_Evans

Жыл бұрын

You mean Jacob?

@nataliawashington872

Жыл бұрын

@@Alici_Evans no James, the blonde vampire who was Victoria’s lover

@Alici_Evans

Жыл бұрын

@@nataliawashington872 I honestly don’t remember who that even is anymore 💀

As embarassing as the movie is, it'll never not remain my 13 y/o self's ultimate guilty pleasure.

@AdoraBangles

9 ай бұрын

Yea you have to had watched it when it came out. If I watched it now I would prolly be like HELL nah 😂

@peatama7002

9 ай бұрын

REAL REAL REAL

@you2495

8 ай бұрын

@@AdoraBangles it's triggering when people say like that about Twilight. Bc its my everything

the way i cackled when she started singing the dream song 😭😭

Nothing makes me laugh more than Bella googling book stores to find out more about vampires than actually googling vampires to begin with 😂

@monar9181

25 күн бұрын

probably cause back then the internet didn't have as much information so she would learn more from books

The Cullens moving mountains for Bella kind of makes sense if you think about it. They're all couples (Esme and Carlisle, Alice and Jasper, Emmet and Rosalie). Edward is the only one who's been alone for 100 YEARS. Bella was the only girl that made him feel something and that makes her important for them.

@jehoia87

8 ай бұрын

But why... why is she the only girl? After a hundred years, he never found one girl interesting? That's hard to believe.

@erikperhs_

8 ай бұрын

@@jehoia87 he explains it in Midnight Sun. He could read everyone's mind, so they were never interesting to him. But with her he finally had to put on the work again.

When I read the books some of the lore was unironically really good? Not the sparkling part, but the lore about the Volturi? I really wished they could have expanded on that, because I was really curious about the workings of covens and stuff instead of just cryptic lines and Bree dying

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

I wish they had gone more into that!! I always really enjoy the lore in fantasy/supernatural shows

@MegaMilenche

Жыл бұрын

Yo, vampire mafia? That is some Vampire: The Masquerade issh, and they ruined it.

@Andjelka99

10 ай бұрын

Short life of Bree or whatever that one off booklet she wrote was actually great especially compared to Twilight. She should write horror/thriller

@vuyiletoli9370

Ай бұрын

For Volturi lore, you can read the guide the twilight saga : the official illustrated guide

bestie i'm so confused. you didn't have to have a vampire phase to appreciate the late 2000s rosetta stone of the tumblr sad gworl that was ms. meyer's magnum opus. these books and movies changed my brain chemistry

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

no bc i literally missed out 😔 we are making up for lost time

@martinjames6431

Жыл бұрын

Addled by the looks of it

The part where you sang the "Dream Dream Dream Dream Dream" song was so ironic when the fact that the actor that sang it was actually the same guy who plays Jacob 😭

@perdoux7576

Жыл бұрын

I think that's why she sang it ..

@EclipseOfTheMoonsMood

Жыл бұрын

@@perdoux7576 Prob is im just super slow mentally sometimes-

They explain in the books, her blood smells extremely good and James wanted her so bad because 1) her blood 2) he saw the chase and lived for it and 3) he is the reason why alice was a vampire and wanted bella in exchange

@jazmineworthy2010

Жыл бұрын

What???

@jtm881

11 ай бұрын

@@jazmineworthy2010 my exact reaction! I need to read the books this summer

give jacob a damn treat for the sake of his damn sanity

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

he needs a scooby snack fr

@divinelangene6813

Жыл бұрын

@@netflixpartyy 😂😂😂😂😂

@lesedimosimee

10 ай бұрын

@@netflixpartyy😭

The ONE time Jacob speaks in his native language, the people behind the closed captions got lazy. BOOOOOO!! 😡

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

literally like!!

@carlmclaggne

3 ай бұрын

no, because what did he even say??

Petition to have a twilight remake but with Charlie's perspective

@nataliawashington872

Жыл бұрын

Well their is gonna be a twilight reboot tv series, apparently it’s in the works now but of course not in Charlie’s perspective

I think everyone was so obsessed with Bella from the jump because she’s the daughter of the Police Chief in a small town- And Charlie was known to talk about her a lot.

After I heard that the author was a Mormon, this movie's plot and their personalities made so much more sense. Especially the part about no s*x before marriage.

@divinelangene6813

Жыл бұрын

What does Mormon mean?

@sunflower8892

Жыл бұрын

@@divinelangene6813 it’s a religion. (Mormonism) (Edited) The church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

@Alici_Evans

Жыл бұрын

But I feel like there are ways to make a relationship work out and not be toxic and still have no s*x in it until marriage. I don’t know, call me crazy 🤷🏾‍♀️

@TheHestya

Жыл бұрын

@@Alici_Evans Learn about their religion. They totally brainwash their girls from a young age so they'd accept the insanity that happens later, when they marry them off to old farts. Not at all surprised she doesn't have a clue what a healthy relationship looks like. It's by design that she'd think toxic stuff is oh so great.

@dianarodriguez5781

Жыл бұрын

@@Alici_Evans for sure, but if you look at Mormon beliefs and values, you can see that a lot of it influenced twilight. Not just the abstinence and pro life stance, but also the racism (in twilight, all vampires are super pale, even if they were POC while human, and in Mormonism there’s a belief that black people will turn white when they go to heaven 🙃) there’s a KZreadr who grew up Mormon and did a video essay diving into the Mormon influences in twilight. I forget her name but it was super interesting

4:28 As someone who’s been the new student, the unwanted attention is real.

@cherry_noemi_boiii

Жыл бұрын

I was once a new student. Literally no one cared ✌🏻

@erikperhs_

Жыл бұрын

​@@cherry_noemi_boiii maybe that's just you.

@martinjames6431

Жыл бұрын

If you are sexy or cool, which Bella......nup

9:34 “This is the skin of a killer.” “That’s the skin of somebody that shops at Sephora.” 😂

edward is the definition of gaslight gatekeep girlboss

Nahh cuz the real crime in eclipse was that no one mentioned that JASPER WAS IN THE CONFEDERATE ARMY-

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

no bc the SIDE EYE i did when he said that 😭 why are vampires always in the confederacy, damon and stefan were too

@crow1247

Жыл бұрын

@@netflixpartyy maybe Edward was right when he said that all vampires had no soul & were goin to hell 🤨 there's no way jasper avoiding it after that

@easiersaidwithmeg

Жыл бұрын

@@netflixpartyy there’s a KZread video called why are vampires always in the confederacy

@martinjames6431

Жыл бұрын

No, the crime is that they mention it but no one calls him a pro-slavery scumbag

@crow1247

Жыл бұрын

@@martinjames6431yeah that's rlly fucked that the movie just. Didn't acknowledge it at all. Big yikes

We appreciate whenever you post. It makes us all excited in some way.

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

thank you so much :’)

‘THATS THE SKIN OF SOMEBODY WHO SHOPS AT SEPHORA’ HELP-

Personally, I love the Twilight movies because it captured such a comfort with its aesthetic, score and soundtrack. Edward swinging around with Bella in the trees?? Feels like a wanna do it Whenever the vampire are running?? I just love it Were the source material problematic and had multiple writting issues and plot/character/world building inconsistency & idiotic movements? Yes Were the movie any better? In some areas but it was still problematic and not strong strong its characterand plot writting(especially the villains). Had this franchise had writers that were able to compose an intriguing and healthy relationship between vampire and human, Bella facing consequences of becoming a new born( being the most uncontrollablevamp around blood) , her struggling with her decision due to seeing Edward's true nature ( ie: like that moment in New Moon where I wished it was Edward that attacked her and not jasper. His disappearance would've hold more weight plus Bella would've seen the nature of a vampire and questions if she really wanted that). Additionally, have three dimensional characters that were as interesting as the main characters and created a compelling plot, this franchise would've been respected amongst the general public because of its unique take and addition to the vampire/werewolf lore Ps - it didn't make sense that Rosalie was the one that lost control during Bella's pregnancy because according to the books, she was the most controlled newborn and vampire. She killed the men that SA her but didn't drink their blood bcs she didn't want them to be apart of her, and she carried a bear attacked bloody Emmet from the woods to Carlisle and didn't taste his blood

@emilymeyers6069

Жыл бұрын

FRRR everything about it

Jacob was just forcing Bella to be polyamorous. 💀💀💀 Bella was being stupid as always Edward was just.........................................

@divinelangene6813

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@martinjames6431

Жыл бұрын

It is pure poetry that the youtube "Show Less" option comes up after you put "Edward was just..." Sometimes things just click

i feel like watching a movie with you would be soo hilarious your reactions are always gold

“I like to watch you sleep, it’s…fascinating” girl what-😭

My 70 year old aunt used to keep these movies on loop in the background when she was trying to go to sleep bc she knew them so well. 😂

@josiegreenthumb1451

8 ай бұрын

Me right now and also me when I’m 70

This story would be interesting if Bella was like buffy the vampire slayer, girl spend the entire saga without learning the basic of self defense she's literally a marble statue with pants

The way you immediately value Charlie as the best character thank you and goodnight

This has been the funniest twilight saga reaction video I’ve seen thus far. 😂😂 you are hilarious!

Okay but I just gotta say, I love this channel. I've seen your videos "Joe saving ginny and georgia" and funny compilations, but seeing your reactions to films/shows has become my new favourite thing. You literally say what I'm thinking for the majority of these movies 😂 I love it

Fun fact, during new moon edward was trying (and failing) to track Victoria and traced her down south through Texas and to Brazil. Her going south was her trying to learn from southern covers like Maria's how to form a newborn army.

@jinantarabay

Жыл бұрын

It was mentioned in the book right? Or am I mistaken?

@nakhiahodges

Жыл бұрын

@@jinantarabay yeah it was

Edward's bombastic sideburns are the main character of eclipse

Omg this was so fun actually you're so fun and funny😭😭 new comfort video fr🤞

so jacob and his people are super wary of the cullens and vampires in general because their presence triggers the werewolf gene, forcing them to go through those transformations (jakobs anger issues are caused by the wolf thing) and adjust their whole life to it, esp with the whole imprinting thing that is basically enslaving them to a person. so he hates them because they are those super rich people who could choose to live ANYWHERE but they settled in forks, even though they knew what that would mean for the native people. and bella is basically addicted to the cullens, since they’re vampires and all and she was kind of going through withdrawal when edward left her, alice showing up caused her to snap right back into the addiction though. so from jakobs perspective he saw this girl he likes being drawn in by the people who were actively kinda destroying his life and just not giving a fuck about any of that, supporting there every move, almost getting herself killed multiple times in the process and then actually dying and becoming one of them. so the cullens robbed him and so many others of the chance to live a normal life. but as of that isn’t enough they have their little demon baby which he imprints on and is from that moment bound to the cullens, again the people he hates for (from his perspective) destroying his life, till the day he dies. idk i think it’s reasonable that he wouldn’t like them all that much (oh and the fact that they all had the nerve to insult him over the wolf thing like they weren’t the cause for it?) see, i was team edward too cause he’s pretty and rich and all that but then i watched a lot of those tiktoks that kind of explained the whole saga and i’m left with this whole bunch of useless knowledge that changed my perspective

The only thing I love about twilight is Alice's hair, that's my dream haircut

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

I love it too!!

@dvrbjrvr3148

Жыл бұрын

girl which one?? she had a new style every movie

@asudebirtane8243

Жыл бұрын

@@dvrbjrvr3148 first one is the best, the others are so cool too

what a coincidence that i also just watched all the twilight movies for the first time, and now i see this video

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

omg, did you have as bad of a time as i did 😍

@nayalydejesus8806

Жыл бұрын

omg same here

I love how you were talking about how it didn’t make sense that the young vampires were the strongest. On the other hand these vampires are out here sparkling in the sun sooo they were not trying to make sense

I’ve seen these movies so many times and I am thoroughly enjoying watching you watch them 😂

Girl, this video was EXACTLY what I needed today. You're a real one, love the vids

Oh girl, you are so damn lucky this franchise didn’t even cross your mind. Everything I’ve learned about this franchise was against my will, lmao.

@AJGuineaPig

Жыл бұрын

Oh, and you need to watch Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 and 2, they’re the most psychotic and unserious ones I’ve seen imo.

Carlisle and Bella had wayyyy more chemistry than her and Edward

the way I used to eat these movies up and now I’m just like…what is this..😭😭

When people say it's a better relationship then edward and bella they mean it

fun fact: robbie patty actually hates twilight 🤭

@quanicelawson8550

Жыл бұрын

Bet you he didnt hate those paycheck tho..

@lynniki

Жыл бұрын

Right.. he did every movie tho lol

@martinjames6431

Жыл бұрын

That's kind of really really old news bruh

Jacob is an anomorph who can become an animal at will while actual werewolves have no control over their change once the full moon is out

This movie : a waste of energy Jacob: 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 ALICE: ❤️👑 Edit: i love you girl like your your literally the living example of what i want in a best friend. A gorgeous, funny, amazing, talented, generous, intelligent, calm, into movies, has a cool room, iconic, what i WISH i looked like, orignal, even if you are not relevint or popular i will be here, your inspirational, your cool, your the best movie reacting youtuber im not over exaggerating, your so cool like how are you still single they dont know what their missing, your beatiful inside and out and know that i will always support you. And if your ever sad read this commet or do something that you like and know your amazing. -random loyal fan.

@netflixpartyy

Жыл бұрын

you made my day thank you :’)

"That's the skin of someone who shops at Sephora" 💀😂

I can't keep laughing at these jort jokes like I'm not wearing them while watching

PLEASE THE RING 💀 The first time I saw it on screen in the movie I said out loud "ooh, that's an ugly ass ring" and then he said it was his mother's 💀💀 truly bringing chaos upon myself

We need an opinion on the birth scene next 🤷🏼‍♀️