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@dike174

10 ай бұрын

What's the sound track playing in the background?

@bigmonkeking9067

7 ай бұрын

​@dike174 you find it yet?

@SandmanofTerra

7 ай бұрын

Details in the description

The Tau should really learn that the Eldar really don't like to be friends with others.

@HerrscherofSimp3164

Жыл бұрын

Or themselves.

@leonardovegaolmedo5483

Жыл бұрын

Curiosly, Iyanden is a bit more inclibedvtowards diplomacy. They even have had dealibgs with the imperium.

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

Fish people our friends, NOT FOOD

@vothbetilia4862

Жыл бұрын

​@@leonardovegaolmedo5483 only because the Imperium is a big power house of an faction and can be somewhat trusted.

@leonardovegaolmedo5483

Жыл бұрын

@@vothbetilia4862 it is implied they had that policy before the imperium existed, it s why their alliance with biel tan fell apart.

The tau have a better relationship with the orks than the eldar

@HalduBouyaNono2

Жыл бұрын

Anyone has a better relationship with the Orks than the Eldars. If you see an Eldar, you can never assume how they feel about you (beside contempt), and what they plane for you. While if you see an Ork, you know you will very soon be his fight-pal

@chikkynuggy7522

Жыл бұрын

Guilleman, with one elder in particular does have a better relationship then with the orcs

@knightdragonslayer5833

Жыл бұрын

I feel kinda bad for thr Tau cause all they wanna fo is make friends and no one wants to be their friend

@brundy9300

Жыл бұрын

Don't Tau have a shoot on sight policy for orks?

@Thedeadincursus

Жыл бұрын

​@@brundy9300 orks and nids

The Eldar soul watching all the Tau fail to understand their suit:

@xluispx4477

Жыл бұрын

"Is this better Gundam?" "Please let me go" "Nice voicelines"

@whitlermountain7198

Жыл бұрын

​@@xluispx4477 😂😂😂

@tailssonicteam1604

Жыл бұрын

​@@xluispx4477 tau scientists be like this guys got the dlc pack

@MithrilRoshi

Жыл бұрын

@@xluispx4477 "I am going to paint adidas strips on it." "No, please. This dishonors me"

@dontkickmychick6076

Жыл бұрын

​@@MithrilRoshi "yo this Gucci mech is banging tho" "Where's the self destruct button on this thing"

I just love the mental image of an Ethereal and a Farsheer arguing in a meeting room and slowly falling to silence as they realize that they both have been bamboozled

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much 😂

@joshmakarenko5809

Жыл бұрын

*Both in unison* "WE were only defending ourselves after YOU--" "Wait"

@kristianjensen5877

Жыл бұрын

Then suddenly from the shadows beneath the table in the meeting room: "It was meeeee, KLAX, all along! Nya nya nya nyaaaaa!" *disappears in a puff of smoke*

@sarmeister1699

9 ай бұрын

@@kristianjensen5877 Fucking love this and need art of this XD

@lukelim5094

Ай бұрын

​@@kristianjensen5877the next scene goes.. Tau Ethereal:"Wanna be friends?" Eldar Overseer:"HMPH" haughtily and walk away with nose up in air

Tau: you would go to war with us over a few wrecked robots? Eldar: robots?! Those Wraiths carried the souls of our fallen kin! Tau: …sorry, what?

@shikikankillzone4239

Жыл бұрын

Eldar: *"Do I look like I know what an A-I is?"*

@classarank7youtubeherokeyb63

Ай бұрын

@@shikikankillzone4239 I don’t even know what the A stands for.

@carlzerris6566

26 күн бұрын

I mean fomr a certain point of view you can say the same thing about Oblatai-80....i mean sure its an engram ai of a fallen pilot rather than a soul but close enough

The Eldar don't even treat humans like this LMAO

@macshadow1150

Жыл бұрын

After waging wars for so long with humanity Eldar do, even if they dont admit it, semlbence of respect. Beside, 40k humanity may be assholes towards others, but at least they are honest about it

@justinianthegreat1444

Жыл бұрын

@@macshadow1150 it kinda is funny to know that both races look the most similar in looks but similar in attitude as well and both are great at the same thing, being assholes

@backpackpepelon3867

Жыл бұрын

Imperium and eldars are pretty much the same tbh. Both violent and arrogant. They probably see mankind as somewhat equal.

@Enrichvid

Жыл бұрын

​@@backpackpepelon3867they are the same things in different stages of their own development. The imperium walk a path tread once by the eldari, and the eldari know as such, yet both refuse to admit how similar they are, and so shall both fall, showing the folly of their respective empires

@kinguchiha6212

Жыл бұрын

@@Enrichvid you’d think after 60 million years AND witnessing the fall of their civilization the Eldari would humble themselves at least a little right.. right

Dayum the T'au held up against Eldar. But I swar the Drukari is like a classic villain plays in the shadows

@ravenRedwake

Жыл бұрын

Dying race, limited resources to deploy. They withstood their genocide *twice* against the Imperium, which the only reason they won is because GeeDub wants to sell models, because the Imperium would have pulled back and deployed Exterminatus weaponry to prove a point.

@ColonelSpirit

Жыл бұрын

Plot armor mostly

“Oh wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder!” - Eldar ambassador who was alive when the Tau were still banging rocks together when the Tau ambassador offers them to join the Greater Good

@CedricBassman

Жыл бұрын

- Eldar ambassador who is part of a Race that fucked themselves over by creating a Chaos God, ensuring that their souls suffer for eternity. Who are also on a steady decline towards extinction and are in no real position to decline any potential Alliance.

@PikachuLittle

Жыл бұрын

“… Dick” -Tau Water Caste whose races *isn’t* responsible for the absolute shitshow the galaxy has become

@jodofe4879

Жыл бұрын

@@PikachuLittle That is only because they are too young to have had any sort of impact at all. They also have literally nothing to offer the Eldar in an alliance. Especially not when their offer of an alliance was just a clear ploy to obtain more advanced technology. A ploy that the Eldar of course saw right through.

@facubeitches1144

Ай бұрын

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Shhh. I have a whole bag of Shhh with your name on it. - Eldar ambassadors

@Dexter_Solid

Ай бұрын

​@@jodofe4879 they were both fooled by the dark eldar at the same rate.

Andross Klax: I learned this trick from a guy called Alpharius, he is pretty cool actually.

@randommadman7348

Жыл бұрын

Nah, Alpharius sucks. But Alpharius, on the other hand, is a pretty swell guy.

@crusader2412

Жыл бұрын

@@randommadman7348 Eh, Alpharius is alright I guess. But my boy Alpharius has got it going on.

@agentc7020

Жыл бұрын

​@@crusader2412 Sure, you could say that about Alpharius but I think Alpharius is the real deal.

@catalintimofti1117

Жыл бұрын

​@@crusader2412 i mean they're both fine, but Alpharius? That's the man

@sircole4549

Жыл бұрын

I don't who Alpharius is but I'm pretty sure Alpharius is better than Alpharius.

Tau: "Wait. We've been tricked into fighting?" Eldar: "Yes." Tau: "Wanna team up and beat the crap out the guy who did it." Eldar: "No, you still suck." *Leaves* Tau: "Dick."

@IberianCraftsman

Жыл бұрын

team up... and give all your technology to the greather good... OUR GOOD 😂

@axios4702

Жыл бұрын

Typical eldar.

@acevergel1999

Жыл бұрын

​@@IberianCraftsman Freaking Communists Anime Nerd 😂

@Broomer52

Жыл бұрын

@@IberianCraftsman the fun thing is them inducting humans into their ways is helping them in ways they’ll probably never comprehend. The Humans think the Greater Good is a god and because they have a stronger impact on the warp than Tau a god called The Greater Good is being formed and actually has saved them a few times.

@sturm9087

Жыл бұрын

@@acevergel1999 no need to talk about the eldar like that

The tau are like the annoying person who wants to befriend you but secretly wants your PS5.

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

😂

@briantarigan7685

Жыл бұрын

Fr, their "friendship" are literally you under their command

@THH2273

Жыл бұрын

@@briantarigan7685 hey want some lean for the greater hood?

@goldiegolderman1842

Жыл бұрын

*FACTS*

@pantherpopel551

Жыл бұрын

@@briantarigan7685 Grimderp retcon is grimderp. 😬

The young naivitee of the Tau may be what earns them plenty of ridicule, but it's also a terrifying asset: where most factions are stagnant or on the decline, they are still advancing, and QUICKLY. Every time you fight them they learn more about your technology. Every moment you leave them alone they grow stronger.

@gama343

Жыл бұрын

Kinda sorta. The rate of their advancement is rapidly slowing as they have to devote more and more resources away from science/technology development and towards industry, expansion and warfare in order to not get swallowed up by the many threats surrounding them. Poor bastards have Tyrannids coming at them from the intergalactic void, an Ork empire WAAAGH!!!-ing toward them from the opposite side, and the Five Hundred Realms of Ultramar and a Necron Dynasty to the left and right. The most friendly space they have access to is the Damocles Gulf region, which is contested by the Imperium, so they can't expand through there too fast or else the Imperium might send an actual crusade force, which would doom their species.

@GlorinMF

Жыл бұрын

And they're completely invested in making alliances instead of conquering, meaning they've gotten other xenos to help them like the tiny crab aliens that work on the small size tech.

@user-vy9mk7um1b

Жыл бұрын

And yet they are still helluva away from others to make any viable presence. There will be 2 threats: Eldar and Tau, and Imperium will go fight Eldar. There will be 2 threats: Chaos and Tau, and Eldar go fight Chaos, because Tau are still far away to be significant.

@Broomer52

Жыл бұрын

Just recently the Faraight Enclave started a Waagh with the Orks because the Tau had better guns than the group that attacked them and Orks took this as a challenge. They called it the Gun Waagh and dedicated themselves to making better guns and out shoot the Tau. Every time a War Boss died other War Bosses would hear and show up to see if they can’t do better.

@GlorinMF

Жыл бұрын

@@Broomer52 Wasn't it called the Waaagh of Dakka? But yeah, it was great lol

really like to think the souls within the wraith guards were laughing their asses off as tau tried to understand them

@leihtory7423

Жыл бұрын

atleast they souls were entertained. seeing as how souls in the stone would be cold, lonely, depressing & etc.

“Yeah the Dark Elder are like that such as that ‘cultural exchange’”

Sounds like the Eldar were just butt-hurt that the youngest civilization was able to hold out that long.

The Eldars : "Let's ignore the Tau alliance proposition. They are primitives. They try explain everything with technology and science. How rudimentary to not believe in ghosts."

@Mgauge

Жыл бұрын

I mean, this is a universe where these things are not only provable, but so understood that the Eldar used to make gods for specific purposes. To them, pretty much everyone else are banging rocks together and calling if technology.

@whitewall2253

Жыл бұрын

@@Mgauge Except the necrons, who made a habit of killing gods while the eldar were still figuring out how to make them.

@ynpavo

Жыл бұрын

Ironically, thats exactly where we're at in the real world right now

@Shannon4710

Жыл бұрын

@@ynpavo It has at most a few similarities. It is far from "exactly" how it is in the real world.

Tbh. It’s not like the Tau can use Eldar tech anyway. All the Eldar stuff is psyco-reactive and the Tau are not psykers.

@_NIKOS9_NIKOS

Жыл бұрын

Niccasar and Nagi: Allow us to introduce ourselves

@CH3353N1NJ45

Жыл бұрын

Tzeench (not even going to try to spell it right) :-......Well not yet?????

@brother_sothoth

Жыл бұрын

@@CH3353N1NJ45 it's 'tzeentch', so you were very close. Just missed out the 't' before the 'ch'.

@CH3353N1NJ45

Жыл бұрын

@@brother_sothoth Well that's because Tzeentch rigged it that way.

@cosmicmuse2195

Жыл бұрын

Tau Psykers are going to be an interesting thing if they ever get them. Though let's be fair... they don't exactly get new things.

Tau Ethereal: It seems we've both been made to look like fools. I suggest we join forces to fight against the one that led us to this. Eldar Farseer: I'm not working with a man that has horse feet. Tau Ethereal: Fair enough then.

T'au: Ok, sooo... We both may have made mistakes, and we should deal with this diplomatically and as civilised species. But, at the same time, we do not trust you Eldars since the last time we trusted you. You guys turn our people into abomination." Eldar: First of, that's the freaking Drukari who made your people into fleshy looking abomination! Secondly, YOU DESTROYED OUR WORLD YOU FISH VERGINAS! T'au: Well, at least it is a different insult than what the Imperium of man have called us the entire time. But hey, we are sorry, and we should be grateful it isn't the Imperium this time, huh? Necron: Greetings. T'au and Eldar: _Screams._

@Nostroman_Praetor

Жыл бұрын

Fish vag is an insult I'll be using on The Tau from now on.

@kinguchiha6212

Жыл бұрын

@@DevixianTheOriginal I mean the same can be said about the Tyrannids

@somegamer1891

Жыл бұрын

Imperium: "watches while eating popcorn*

@cyclone8974

Жыл бұрын

More likely Tau: You need to accept our concept of the greater good. Eldar: No, we won't serve you.

@averageeughenjoyer6429

Жыл бұрын

To Tau even have anything in common with fish other than color?

The Eldar really feel like that edgy teenager that likes to play the loner but doesn't know he just ends up looking petty and pathetic.

@Grabthar191

Жыл бұрын

I think you have to combine a lot of that with the queen bee mean girls cheerleader aloof "I'm better than you" attitude as well.

@messageinthebottle1673

Жыл бұрын

Eldar admit to themselves they're highly prideful race, due to this rarely make alliance even with xenos

@magnusbjarni

Жыл бұрын

It's more of the really, really old guy that tells people to get off his lawn and doesn't go out much cause all his friends died years ago He is old as hell, but still refuses to get any help or assistance and is surprisingly sprightly for his age and will fight you if you get close. And has a huge armament in his house

@JunJun..

Жыл бұрын

​@@magnusbjarni Necrons are more like the old guys telling kids to get off his lawn.

@paudiedaly22

Жыл бұрын

​@@JunJun.. Eldar are like Vietnam vets while the Necrons are veterans from WW2 that got to work in the nuclear weapons program during the Cold War. Meanwhile, the Imperium are basically the crayon eating US marines that we all know and love, while the Tau are Gen Z.

Eldar and Primitives have always been Sworn Enemies. Like the Eldar and the Imperium. Or the Eldar and the Forces of Chaos. Or Eldar and Other (Dark) Eldar! Damn Eldar! They ruined The Eldar!!

@williamburnett3660

2 ай бұрын

I both love and hate how accurate this is.

Surely the dying race woulnt go war and lose even more numbers like this right?

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

Shows you how crazy they will defend the maiden worlds!

@DominatorLegend

Жыл бұрын

Elves, not even once

@JohnSmith-bs9ym

Жыл бұрын

Well, you kind of HAVE TO respond when someone fucks up your maidens.

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus

Жыл бұрын

They don’t they will be doomed even faster.

@OGXenos

Жыл бұрын

You assume elves have brains

I pictured the Eldar just rolled their eyes, turned around and left upon being offered friendship by the T'au, as if those hypersensitive snobs wouldn't see through those fish people and realize their intentions.

@sicksock435446

Жыл бұрын

Oh that totally uninhabited world perfect for colonization? Oh thats ours. Yeah we claimed it ten million years ago and never got around to rebuilding our empire. Opsie! Guess we have to genocide your colonists now hehe rawr XD!!!

@agentc7020

Жыл бұрын

Well, not like the rest of the galaxy will offer much better (the imperium says "we kill the greater threat and then we go back to killing each other, the necrons just kill you if you wake up their tombs, nids just nom you, orks will be orks and so on) a tenuous alliance where one side struggles for superiority would still be better than what the rest of the galaxy offers (which, and I want to emphasize, is death).

@PikachuLittle

Жыл бұрын

@@agentc7020 yeah here you are with a fresh faced young race to manipulate and you DON’T jump on the opportunity? Just point the Tau at the Necron Empire right next to them and watch the fireworks

@ColonelSpirit

Жыл бұрын

​@@agentc7020 Wouldn't it be even better to just ignore said alliances and just isolate yourself like what the Eldars are doing? Whats the point of an alliance when its just a rivalry with an inferior creature that wants to clearly steal your technology and turn on you after doing so

I mean when you have been ruling the galaxy for 50 million years and your main setback was partying so hard that you spawned a god, you just learn to ignore the countless overtures from lesser races trying to tech rush into relevance.

@sicksock435446

Жыл бұрын

Some Farseer probably foresaw an outcome which required them to act like complete assholes. You would think that a race which knows about the existence of Tzeentch would be a little more skeptical of psychic visions. Especially since their Farseers have been leading them to consistent defeat and decline for millennia.

@CedricBassman

Жыл бұрын

"your main setback was partying so hard that you spawned a god" That has a claim to every Eldar sould, essentially sentencing the entire race to eternal torment. Yeah, no biggie.

My favorite is when the tau found out imperial ships are older than their entire race

It is implied in Dawn of War that Eldar might actually not hold that negative view on Tau in general. Iyanden was likely just mad at first for the loss of their maiden world (they are all the rage about them) and then simply got focused on the Dark Eldar.

The Exodite was a good indicator on what Eldar/Tau relationship is like.

They always doin my blue boys wrong, damn those dark eldar.

'Wow! These battlesuits are amazing!" "That _battlesuit_ is my grandfather, you primitive bastard."

I was expecting Trayzn for some reason lol

Tau and Eldar go to war... (Klax snickers behind his hand)

lol, do the eldar, view the tau even lower than the humans?

@iepvienredstoneHuy007

Жыл бұрын

Consider the Tau have so little presences in warp that demons basically pass on them + closed minded non superstitious, yeah Tau are way lower than human, maybe even some animals

@xzenitramx666

Жыл бұрын

Theyre deformed fishes for them.

@Masonicon

Жыл бұрын

Tau have no psykers and physically inferior to even baseline humans, while humans have psykers(even when most of human ones in 41st millennium got closest thing to be happy ending in 41st millennium, as cold fusion batteries for golden throne)

@tenjenk

Жыл бұрын

They dont really rank them low, they just regard them as promising but irrelevant. "lack derision and scorn for" is a better way to put it.

@thejuiceking2219

Жыл бұрын

they're just like everyone else, dumbfucks who don't know anything fighting for dumbfuck reasons, the only difference being they're a few hundred thousand years late to the party

its crazy that the tau are more allied with the imperials than any other race. I think there is even a secret alliance with the dark angels and ultramarines respectively

@averageeughenjoyer6429

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think they are allied, imperial rebels join them

@PikachuLittle

Жыл бұрын

There is definitely a tacit understanding on the Imperial side that the Tau are better neighbors than other races. They serve as a great buffer for that Necron Dynasty and Ork Waaaargh

@epiccthulu

Жыл бұрын

@@PikachuLittle and Tyranids. The necrons trump all but Farsight wrote The Book of the Beast and Tau are a hard counter to tyranids

Ignores Tau's obviously self-serving offer, the Eldar are truly wise.

@purevert

Жыл бұрын

They didn't become the best race bey being fools.

@averageeughenjoyer6429

Жыл бұрын

@@purevertonly because of their sugar daddies

@joeb3505

Жыл бұрын

Not wise enough to know they were bamboozled tho

@stillwatersrundeep001

Жыл бұрын

Every offer is self-serving, the important thing is what is being offered in return. The Eldar are dying out fast and stuck in a long decline, is it really a good idea to refuse alliances and friendships, especially with a rapidly growing, energetic and open-minded faction?

@sicksock435446

Жыл бұрын

@@stillwatersrundeep001 But have you forgotten the Eldar's greatest power. Farseer's making them act like obtuse idiots for some nebulous "prophecy".

Tau: we bring love Imperium: it bring loves get him, break his leg

I'd really like to hear more about those poor Earthcaste who had the unenviable job of trying to reverse-engineer elven poltergeist skeletons.

So eldar tech is millions of years old and psychically locked to them and designed to work in tune with them (does the Shadow of the Warp mess with that conductivity and the War Masks and all? Or other warp/real space anomalies?) they don’t need to innovate because their tech was venerable before many races existed. They have backslid, they can’t think planets and solar systems into being anymore, but tau outrange them by a lot. And whatever a pulse weapon hits is dropping a elf into the soul pokeball they wear.

@Masonicon

Жыл бұрын

That Soul Pokeballs are like Floppy disks for their Matrioshka brains

@thuranz2773

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, basic shuriken weapons used to have the same range as bolters; but then their range got cut down because one codex rider several editions ago decided they were now SMG equivalents and it stuck. It started to become a big issue once shoot at full range and move in the same turn became universal.

Tau: Wanna work together? Elder: Id rather revive that mon'keigh God Roboute.

if Tau made Matrioshka Brains, Eldar will calls them as "Chinese bootleg infinity circuits"

Tau are so naiive. Its quite profound when they capture an Imperial Dreadnaught and realize he's *thousands of years older than their entire civilization.* Interactions with Eldari and situations like this gave them an epiphany: they are a newcomer on the galactic stage of the Grimdark and very, very much the underdog.

Imperium: I hate you. Eldar: I hate you more. Tau: I hate both of you….wanna hang out? Imperium: DIE XENO SUCM!!! Eldar: PATHETIC SAVAGES!!! [Accidentally kills tau] Eldar: wait. What was that blue thing you killed? Imperium: what blue thing? Eldar: Eh, probably wasn’t important. Hey it’s getting pretty late, wanna pick up again here tomorrow? Imperium: Eeeehhhhh why not? See ya tomorrow Sam. Eldar: Sure thing Ralph.

The Eldar really need to get the metaphorical stick out of their collective asses. I don't care how badass they think they are, they're not going to survive without allies, no matter how much they manipulate others to do their fighting for them.

@jodofe4879

Жыл бұрын

The problem for the Eldar is that allies are usually just a liability to them. The Eldar are a dying race so they can't really risk losing people and weakening themselves to protect any allies. They are already struggling to protect their own irreplacable Craftworlds and Maiden Worlds. Meanwhile, their allies won't be able to help protect the Eldar in most cases. Because unlike the Eldar, those allies won't be able to use the Webway to simply materialize everywhere in the galaxy. So if an Eldar Craftworld or Maiden World comes under attack, by the time the allies finally arrive it will usually be too late. Also, an alliance might draw attention from enemy forces, and the Eldar usually try to avoid drawing attention to themselves as much as possible to avoid putting themselves at risk unneccesarily. In other words, the Eldar have very little to gain from a permanent, standing alliance with anyone. They are much better off continueing as they are, occasionally making alliances of opportunity with the Imperium but not making any permanent commitments.

@18videowatcher41

Жыл бұрын

You bring up excellent points, I hadn’t considered many of those aspects. Thanks for sharing your point of view! 😄

tau "lets be friends" Eldar "No childe" Humans "did that xeno use words?" Drukari "yessss" Nurgle "all are friends of Nrgl"

It’s fascinating that a species a few thousand years old is able to hold its own against one that was supposedly the strongest in the galaxy for millions of years.

1 of the few times im with the space elfs.

@jomix7

Жыл бұрын

Tau > Eldar. Simply because they didn't make a fucking chaos god and still act like they are the smartest beings in the galaxy.

@MrDarklord965

Жыл бұрын

@@jomix7 If you can see the future I think you get to claim being the smartest in the galaxy lol

@SpodenarSupremacy

Жыл бұрын

@@MrDarklord965they can see the future but still manage to get their asses handed to them by most of the other races in the galaxy

@joeofdoom

Жыл бұрын

​@MrDarklord965 I think everyone could see what they were doing was wrong the elves just didn't care until their souls were being eaten.

@LegiamasC-OnTwitta

Жыл бұрын

@@MrDarklord965 seeing the future certainty would’ve been a useful thing when murder-fucking the god of murdersex into reality

I love the Eldar’s approach to everything from the context of “yeah our race is over what do we care”

Imagine being so advanced that you’re adversary still refers to you as primitive

I like to imagine in some weird alternate universe the tau takes over the universe but the eldar are just still on their worlds refusing to join and somehow not losing their worlds

It never fails to make me chuckle at how casually the Tau are brushed off.

@jodofe4879

Жыл бұрын

Like the Eldar don't even bother to reject the Tau, they are just ignored completely.

“Though they have better technology, the Tao hold out for weeks.” Also known as plot armor haha

Awesome video, bud man. That track is absolute fire. xDDD Holy shit!

Tau:Now there is no reason to fight, can we be friends? Eldar:Ew no, disgusting.

The Tau are my favorite.

I was honestly just thinking about how cool it would be if Iyanden and the Tau teamed up especially since they both heavily rely on battlesuits.

I'm always a fan of seeing interactions between (Craftworld) Eldar and Tau.

It occurs to me T’au are exceptionally dangerous because of their willingness and tenacity to use and master any tech.

Dude was named Klax. You know he is evil or destructive by nature with a name like that. But probably hella fun at a kegger.

The Tau really strike me as a kid who kick an old man in the balls without realising hes a retired mafia boss

Robots: Wack Golems, powered by the dead: Real shit

Wonder how many Tau would go insane/"retired" trying to understand if the eldar did just give them some stuff for the lols.

"Hey you guys wanna be "friends" so we can learn the secrets of you and get more powerful off of you?"

@MrVlad12340

3 күн бұрын

Yep. People act like Tau (or rather the Ehtereals) just wanna be friends but NONE of Tau alliances was more beneficials for the non-Tau races. Every race they “ally” with becomes just a tool for the Ethereals, often times they take all what they want and then “soft lock” the race into obscurity folder. Its a gentle genocide, an obliteration of future in exchange for a short strip of “better” today.

Eldar and necrons are the only ones that the Tau can fight and actually be blown away by their technology. Not the omg the imperium employs mind stapled slave servitors kind of blown away, but actually impressed by the lvl of tech

@justinianthegreat1444

Жыл бұрын

The Imperium with guns that shoot black holes: allow me to present you

@starhammer5247

Жыл бұрын

​​@@justinianthegreat1444 You mean that one gun on that one ship that is completely under control by the highly secretive Mechanicum that literally cannot be replaced in any respect? That gun? That one singular gun? That completely unique museum piece and holy relic of a gun that can't be replaced? Buddy, just because they have it doesn't mean they can make more of it or have more of it nor does it mean they'll bust it out every five seconds. They can't afford to let anyone know about it because it will either end in the gun being destroyed, end in being taken and turned on them, or end in it being taken and corrupted by Chaos. Just because they have it doesn't mean it's something they can pull out at any time. They only have one and it's too valuable to use. The average level of Imperial Tech is nowhere near the average level of Tau Tech.

@johnkonig865

Жыл бұрын

@@starhammer5247 Sure, mate.

@Hevno

Жыл бұрын

​@@johnkonig865 he does have a point

@johnkonig865

Жыл бұрын

@@Hevno Not really, replace that gun with a titan legion and you will probably see what I mean. 'You mean those titans that are controlled by the Mechanicum? Those titans that are holy relics and can't be replaced,' and so on and so forth, you probably get what I mean, right?

Great video keep up the good work.

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

Klax "Damn, almost worked".

theres something creepy about hearing the tau not being the ones with advanced technology in a sentence

You have more chance of having a temporary alliance with Eldar as a human than having temporary alliances with Eldar as a Tau

The tau want to be your friend so they can take any tech they want from your alliance.

Good thing it was Iyanden or the conversation would’ve gone like this “So sorry about destroying your planet, how about we go and-“ *The Tau’s head explodes before the Craftworld Biel-Tan Seer Farseer personally wipes 3 Tau Solar Systems off the map to make it even before telling the Tau that they aren’t interested in helping them fight the Dark Eldar together*

Shame... I was kinda looking forward to the t'au finding out that wraithbone is made from pure warp energy and starting to make mechs powered with the souls of both their own fallen and killed enemies. That could possibly make them something other than an annoyance in the current setting (and give us hilarious stories about the t'au being very surprised when a wraithknight powered by a khornate berserker turns on them XD)

@tzeentchlordoffates9268

Жыл бұрын

Also would give us some fancy new battlesuits models

@40klegion78

Жыл бұрын

Hmmm nah then youll have the issue of choas like how all there stuff is just imperial but spikey. Anyway even humanity which was much more advanced never tried anything with wraith bone from what we know.

@phamxuanbach5249

Жыл бұрын

Aren't the tau like, really bad with psychic stuff? It said that the tau soul is a small dot of light compared to the burning flame of a human

@tzeentchlordoffates9268

Жыл бұрын

@@phamxuanbach5249 hasn't stopped GW trying to turn Farsight into a Khornite daemon, despite the fact that idea is retarded.

@LoftOfTheUniverse

Жыл бұрын

@@tzeentchlordoffates9268 Too many factions already rip off the Eldar already.

Too bad for them to eldar technology is useless for them because don't have psychic powers like humans. Howerver its posible to Aurora Warth from which custodians armor is made, it could be a material made from psychic energy with a few other elements.

@Hevno

Жыл бұрын

Even humans can't use eldar tech buddy

@Masonicon

Жыл бұрын

​@@Hevno ...no matter how psychic they are?

@michelecastellotti9172

Жыл бұрын

​@@Masonicon yup

@teobratuteodor1728

Жыл бұрын

​@@Hevnono one said whe can't adapt it.

@teobratuteodor1728

Жыл бұрын

​@@Masoniconwith enough time they will do it if it wasn't heresy.

Junito, parabéns pela ideia dos pimbas e pelo seu sempre eterno respeito ao publico

Maan, savage Eldar. The Ta'u wanted peace but this Eldar dude is like nah. What is wrong with that guy!?!?

@kyodairiker

12 күн бұрын

They did destroy a maiden world kinda on the tau.

That’s a cool name for a Dark Eldar guy.

@wasdwazd

Жыл бұрын

His favorite pastime is fighting spacecraft with a giant replica of his face and hands.

Poor Tau! Just want to legitimately talk shit out, but others keep making that difficult. I feel this.

The Eldar saw themselves as a superior race to others for millenia. They must've shit themselves when the Necrons woke up. Because if the Eldar are like the Megaladon in the ocean, then the Necrons are Cythulu

@toasterten1293

Жыл бұрын

Funny, I remember the cowardly necrons going to sleep because they were too scared to fight the eldar

@paudiedaly22

Жыл бұрын

@@toasterten1293 Well, they did just defeat the C'tan and the Old Ones. And they also had to deal with the krorks too. I can't blame them for going into hiding

@agentc7020

Жыл бұрын

​​@@toasterten1293 And I remember the Necrons killing two races of gods, a feat other races have yet ro replicate.

@PikachuLittle

Жыл бұрын

@@toasterten1293 they were mostly waiting out the Enslavers as well as waiting for the galaxy to recover enough to be worth conquering

@DominatorLegend

Жыл бұрын

​@@agentc7020Hell, the Eldar instead of killing gods coomed the slut god into existence. Talk about failing miserably 😂

"Tau are the good guys!" destroy maiden world

When you consider that Iyanden is one of the more friendly and tolerant Craftworlds and they still didn't want to buddy up with the Tau. Obviously the enslavment stuff they do is a sign that with enough pressure they can be worse then some Imperials.

the dark elder would love NOTHING more than to accept the hand of friendship and do cultural exchange programs

Why nobody wanna be buddies with the fishies? Also, if not friend, why friend shaped?

@cegesh1459

2 ай бұрын

Tau have dozens of Auxilaries, I think it was arround at least 50 Xenos species.

So.....did Iyanden actually sort out the archon or did they get stomped by another tyranid hive fleet on the way to trying?

Honestly though if I was to be any race in warhammer. It would be tau. You get a sick ass battle suit, ac unit, an AI to play chess with in quiet moments, and theyre living standards are better then all others with a young and naive outlook on space travel and not truly knowing the horrora of the galaxy at that point

@asyanimasi3d184

Жыл бұрын

They are communist people..

@Meteorknite

Жыл бұрын

You will go extinct unless imperium takes mercy to keep tyranid necrons chaos marines out

@spencervance8484

Жыл бұрын

They are learning

@CedricBassman

Жыл бұрын

@@asyanimasi3d184 And? Literally. Communism if done right is a good thing. It certainly would provide better quality of life for the Individual than the sink or swim approach of capitalism.

@jodofe4879

Жыл бұрын

Being a Craftworld Eldar isn't so bad either. They have pretty idyllic lives doing Elf stuff in their pretty crystal spires and forests most of the time. The only problem is that after you die you either get stuck in a pokéball or your soul gets eaten by Slaanesh.

Tau: "hey are we cool now?" Eldar: 👍

Typical Eldari superiority complex. They basically fought off an empire that was able to hold them off, and still relegate them lower than the Mon Keigh.

@roger4845

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, they just destroyed their maiden world 🌎. Let it go 😂

@Meteorknite

Жыл бұрын

Theres no one in galaxy that helped imperium as eldars. Only thing eldars ever respected outside eldars is God emperor.

@Mgauge

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, the Tau did destroy one of their few remaining holy sites. That and what we see aren't an empire of Eldar. The Craftworlds are effectively armed life boats to the old empire and the Eldar know it.

@michelecastellotti9172

Жыл бұрын

​@@roger4845 and why was it destroyed? Tau dont exactly go around and sestroy stuff like imperials or tyranids, there was a reason that happened

@sicksock435446

Жыл бұрын

Oh that totally uninhabited world perfect for colonization? Oh thats ours. Yeah we claimed it ten million years ago and never got around to rebuilding our empire. Opsie! Guess we have to genocide your colonists now hehe rawr XD!!!

Eldar: Ey we killed a questionable amount of your people because we didn't look into our sources enough. Tau: Wanna be friends? Eldar: Fuck off.

@jodofe4879

Жыл бұрын

Lol, the Tau didn't want to be friends, they just wanted the technology. That is typical Ethereal caste plotting, obfuscating their true intentions and manipulations with false offers and assurances of friendship. It is how the Ethereals expand and maintain their power and manipulate the other Tau in serving them. The Eldar of course saw right through that facade. The Tau have absolutely nothing they could offer the Eldar in an alliance.

Who? What? Heh? My ignorance makes this a roller coaster to say the very least.

The Tau and Eldar seem like the only two factions that have an agreement albeit probably something along the lines of a Non-aggression pact that is very loose and can crumble if someone looks at the other wrong.

"We were all pawns in the Drukari schemes. We now extend the hand of friendship to you Eldar what say you?" - The Tau "No! We're not gonna 😡." - Eldar

@sicksock435446

Жыл бұрын

Oh that totally uninhabited world perfect for colonization? Oh thats ours. Yeah we claimed it ten million years ago and never got around to rebuilding our empire. Opsie! Guess we have to genocide your colonists now hehe rawr XD!!!

Even the Emperor couldn't figure out Wraithbone. The Tau have no chance in hell lol.

If tau are primatives than what are humans

T'au: Friends?

The poor Tau still think they live in a Sci Fi setting

@FeeDBacKMKII

Жыл бұрын

While the Imperium still stuck in WW1

Greater good for all but only if it benefits us

Primitives?? Damn long ear 😂

Facinating story.

Wait, why did the Tau destroy the maiden world?

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

It's not said tbh, but I think it'll be because they were tricked by the archon

@tenjenk

Жыл бұрын

@@SandmanofTerra The Tau were desperate for help against the teranids and an alliance was formed when dark eldar came to "help" with their mutated humuncli armies. The tau were very impressed by the results and were asked for a cultural exchange, 77 Tau of each Caste and seven Ethereals to spend time with them. The tau found this immensely burdensome but did it for the greater good. Later on the fight against the Teranids was ramped up when the Dark Eldar revealed a new type of abomination which cut swaths through the taranid forces. Except vids taken revealed that said abominations had hints of blue...

@sturm9087

Жыл бұрын

If I remember right the Tau were attacked by the drukhari, and not knowing the differences between them and the craftworlds, assumed they were all together.

@SandmanofTerra

Жыл бұрын

@@sturm9087 it's actually not said specifically, but many guess that would be the case. Unfortunately the conflict is only covered in a short extract

eldar be like: did we forget someone? OH FUCK.

alright then, keep your secrets.

Taus are primitives in the eyes of the Eldar? WHAT ARE HUMANS THEN? FOSSILS?

@moreplease998

Жыл бұрын

The funny thing is humans once had superior tech to what the Tau currently have. They just lost it all when everything went tits up due to the emergence of ever greater psychic activity among humans. It attracted the entities in the warp who started influencing humans and their tech. The same will happen to the Tau if they start becoming psychic.

@Masonicon

2 ай бұрын

humans in 40k treats their tech as Pseudoscience

The eldar leaving wraith bones construcs behind is a so stupid, these are litteraly their ancesteros

@kyodairiker

12 күн бұрын

It has happened before, but when it does, the eldar stop at nothing to retrieve them.