being a viewer of emkay and matt rose feels like being the child of divorced parents having a custody battle

@nearisbad

Ай бұрын

I’m divorced my wife left me at 1 years old Edit: I’m laying under my table I don’t even know where I am

@femalezontop

Ай бұрын

LMAO FR

@HVY526

Ай бұрын

I'm also a viewer of EzPz.

@lawnmow

Ай бұрын

thats..one way to word it

@_G00SES_P0ND_

Ай бұрын

BAHAHHA- HELPP FR

The best part of "obama is missing" is that your only option is ok. You can't find him, you can ony accept that he is gone.

@Jacob_was_here

Ай бұрын

I think it was supposed to be the play button, but it's funnier this way 😂

@RBLXGILGAROS

Ай бұрын

So wait, what if you still try to find him anyways? They didnt specify if he was gone forever so im curious if i can explore deeper and find obama.

@Envy-Animations

Ай бұрын

His soul in unpleate

@LEGO_IndianaJones69420_

Ай бұрын

They should make an Obama babysitting game

@Well-rounded-rifleman

29 күн бұрын

@@LEGO_IndianaJones69420_ what

"Human body Geoguesser" would unironically be a great game for medical students and just anyone genuinely interested in that kind of science

@KasumiRINA

Ай бұрын

Carcass album cover studies.

@NocalaYT

28 күн бұрын

I agree with you.

@catboy_official

27 күн бұрын

Bioguessr

@EllpaFox47

25 күн бұрын

I’d LOVE to play Bioguesser (the best name for anatomy geoguesser)

@42Fossy

23 күн бұрын

@@EllpaFox47 That notification combined with the Medic profile pic was a gem

"Punish Baphomet" actually does sound like some shovelware point and click game.

@mariogirl8100

25 күн бұрын

I want it to be real, I don't care if it feels like the creator took all the drugs before making it, I would wanna play it just to say I played it. (It would also be funny)

@clockworkpotato9892

16 күн бұрын

From the description, it sounded more like one of those abstract indie horror games

@skibidi2029

10 күн бұрын

​@@clockworkpotato9892Yeah, maybe like you gotta unravel some secrets sorta like kinito pet

@superderp2653

6 күн бұрын

I totally would love a game like that. Completely unashamedly abstract and fucked up logic with low-res jpegs. Just imagine turning that on and losing yourself in the madness for like 2 hours and then trying to readjust to real life. It would also be a bonus if the game rewarded wrong choices with more inane dialogue or events. The world needs more outlets for self-aware, surreal bullshit like that.

“If you got last place, the controller would inject you with estrogen.” “So, how do you take HRT? Pills, gel, injections?” “Oh, I’m just bad at video games.”

@gyrozeppeli4862

Ай бұрын

is this proof that women are all bad at video games? we're not, it's just funny

@equivalentconcept1403

Ай бұрын

I need a copy of the new Mario Party.

@LTB_Pravda

Ай бұрын

God, I’d love if that were real

@sebastian-xz3tz

Ай бұрын

Same

@AngelaAmaryllis

Ай бұрын

Seems counterproductive, since that would only increase the difficulty.

Can we acknowledge how well Matt's impression of Gordon is? "Damn, no customers. Dead as a fucking dodo." Was scarily spot on

@SupahCray

Ай бұрын

Omg, YES! I heard it, and was like, "Please let me not be turning Uber-American, oh my DOG, I need to just sit here and try to hear anything OTHER than Mr. Gordan Ramsey! If I turn into one of those people that think British folks all sound the same, I'm gonna start another American Revolution....IN REVERSE."

@AhmedMalaki

Ай бұрын

@@SupahCray American derevaluation ?

@AMO3BA_

Ай бұрын

I fucking lost it when he BIT THE FUCKING GAME DISC AND WENT "it's raw!! >:O"

@Cpoll107

Ай бұрын

No i dont think we can

@SupahCray

Ай бұрын

@@AhmedMalaki mmmhm.

Last night, I dreamed that Nintendo released Splatoon 4 and the campaign was about the dangers of genocide. There was this big fish and he said he and his kind didn’t like the Inklings and their kind. Instead of Octolings, the opposing force are these fish who try to kill you. There was anti-squid propaganda on the walls too. In my dream, my friends commented on how this was the darkest game Nintendo had ever released.

@ghhn4505

Ай бұрын

I'm not even a Splatoon fan and that honestly sounds like a banger that I'd play

@snowset675

Ай бұрын

@@ghhn4505 Splattenstein

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

Ай бұрын

Well, you should read the lore of Splatoon to find out more.

@araserwhenthe

Ай бұрын

That sounds 100 times better than what Splatoon 3 has offered so far.

@THEFREEEMAN

Ай бұрын

the funny thing is, this is completely on brand for splatoon. like if the fish are just the salmonids, then this would pretty much just be actually the game if you turned salmon run into a single player story mode campaign. splatoon is kinda wild.

I once had a dream that was just TF2, but: - The classes were the Angry Birds from the movie; - Pyro was a blue bird with a jerry can, lighter and wizard staff; - The map was my house while raining (fire still worked), the gamemode was Capture the Flag; - The villain from Kung Fu Panda 2 was on the enemy team, and he was immune to fire

@Jay7707

28 күн бұрын

what

@Polar_Pyro_YT21

27 күн бұрын

Lord Shen is not tolerating being set on fire.

@ms.moronic9165

26 күн бұрын

I wanna play that.

@thecupofno

25 күн бұрын

average tf2 xbox match:

@Prancer3301

19 күн бұрын

@@Polar_Pyro_YT21 He already died from weaponized fireworks. He does not want to experience burning again.

my friend has what she likes to call an "emergency markiplier" where if shes having a nightmare, markiplier in a facecam will randomly show up and commentate like hes playing a horror game

@mah1na

Ай бұрын

for a good few years nightmares could be stopped by air-typing /home. not anymore, not interested enough in minecraft for smth from it to show up in a dream

@Mr.BusinessGhost

Ай бұрын

My whole life I’ve had very vivid dreams, which meant I also had a lot of nightmares that felt very real. Over time, in order to combat this, I developed a dream habit of basically hacking the matrix where I’d fixate on something until I was able to transform it into a key, which I could then use to unlock myself out of the dream (sometimes into the waking world, sometimes into a different dream). I got so good at it that I accidentally taught myself (without any prior knowledge of it being a thing) how to lucid dream, and now pretty much all of my dreams/nightmares are lucid (or can become lucid if it isn’t already). But the markiplier commentary and the /home concepts are honestly so cool, I’m a little jealous.

@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV

Ай бұрын

My father was talking about how you should learn to lucid dream. I can do that kinda, but it's not always what I want to do. Instead what I did is create OC's to experience my nightmares in my stead. So I might be having a bad dreams, but at least I'm a nigh-unkillable necromancer with a cute boyfriend. Or I'm an Illusioner with a variaty of powers (Illusions, shadowmagic, VERYY weak and underdeveloped light magic, and the ability to become a fox) but without a cute boyfriend. This guy is also much more squishy then the Necromancer, but he's better at avoiding threats. These two are also technically the same person. But also not at all (It makes sense if you know the lore. Which I do. Because I made the lore up. It's good lore.). This did lead to some amount of issues in a recent dream when I was having an epic boss fight with the evil Queen of Glitter and I started anylising my fighting tactics. Then I started to wonder who I was supposed to be exactly, and what my powers were supposed to be. This was the final straw which pushed me from being aware of being in a dream to lucid dreaming. Ruined the fight. It was JUST about to get good as well. Total shame. Having all the powers belong to one guy (The necromancer) like it used to be was easier to keep track of. But he was way to powerfull and it just didn't make much sense lorewise, so I had to nerf him by splitting him in twain. It was the only way.

@mcgumbofuckmuffin

Ай бұрын

"Hello everyone, My name is Markiplier and today we're playing this random dude's nightmare."

@JunkstHat3605

Ай бұрын

That’s bloody genius

I had a dream where they added marriage to super Mario odyssey, and you were able to marry and divorce literally ANYONE..

@catrinacoons390

Ай бұрын

So Stardew Valley crossover then?

@thylawhiskers8003

Ай бұрын

Even Cappy??

@snoofs_

Ай бұрын

@@thylawhiskers8003 no but he could marry his sister…

@Avriel_Mimiga

Ай бұрын

@@snoofs_ you know that reaction image of the soldier? yeah imagine i put that here

@snoofs_

Ай бұрын

@@Avriel_Mimiga fucking amazing-

I had a dream where I was playing an unidentified fps and kept missing my shots while all my friends spectated me, laughing. I was very embarrassed and kept acknowledging that I was bad at the game, until one of my friends, between laughs, says, "you ain't playin the game!" And I immediately woke up after

@Nat_the_Chicken

5 күн бұрын

Vicious

Once I had a dream that Netflix released an interactive choose-your-own-adventure movie (like _Black Mirror Bandersnatch_ or _the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmitt vs the Master_ that they made in real life) called *A CHRISTMAS KAIJU* about a giant monster marching towards a small town in the North coast of the Pacific on Christmas Eve. The story was basically if a Christmas comedy and a disaster film occurred at the same time and you, controlling the main character, had to find a balance between the two because if you only played the Christmas parts the ending would be the monster stomping your house during the family dinner but if you only play the disaster movie parts it ends with the town saved but your family hating you (and I think your house its still stomped, but everybody survives). I remember all that because of the "preview" Netflix's shows when you select a title because somebody woked me up after I made the first choice of the game (the options where "do an errant to help to prepare an office's Christmas party" or "go to talk to your metheorologist friend")

@bennyfrohna7675

28 күн бұрын

I WOULD PLAY THIS

@oddcrafter1270

25 күн бұрын

This has genuine potential.

@nehuensio

24 күн бұрын

MAKE THAT REAL

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

23 күн бұрын

A Christmas Kaiju: Starring Frisky the Snowman “Frisky the Snowman, let’s fuck!”

I once had a dream where there was a sonic game where two sonics worked at a cafe against each other, and Eggman sometimes shows up to rob the place

@BENDYKILLER698

Ай бұрын

That's actually pretty cool

@thefunnyman7734

Ай бұрын

@@BENDYKILLER698 it really wasn’t because it was just a normal sonic game but you are stuck in one room and when Eggman showed up at the top of the screen and only went back and forward

@EddTheArtist655

Ай бұрын

​@@thefunnyman7734So it's like a good concept, bad in execution type game?

@BENDYKILLER698

Ай бұрын

@@thefunnyman7734 oh, the concepts cool at least.

@ethanlittlejohn2536

Ай бұрын

This and the LotR Sonic dream sound like actual Sonic games

I remember when I thought Windows 12 existed until Windows 11 came out. It would go: Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10, Windows 12

@ketaminepoptarts

Ай бұрын

what did microsoft have against the number nine

@HVY526

Ай бұрын

I thought Windows 13 was already out 💀

@arandomguy40

Ай бұрын

@@ketaminepoptartsIt’s because Seven Eight Nine

@hisupwassup

Ай бұрын

​@@ketaminepoptartsi believe it was along the lines of "well, Windows 8 wasn't much, so we're skipping 9 entirely to show the massive improvement"

@Chitose_

Ай бұрын

are the people who dream these on crack lol

Had a dream months ago called "Lethal Rush" and it was basically lethal company except your home base is on a train and you have to explore buildings to repair the train and drive the train underwater and catch fish

@hazmat2823

15 күн бұрын

This idea would go so hard Train Expansion Survival + Underwater Exploration

@decimalheckery5737

4 күн бұрын

this idea slaps though

@wxl2562

3 күн бұрын

Hear me out though, change the title of the game to "Go Fish" and you got yourself a winner.

I had a dream about Pokemon recently. It took place in Scarlet and Violet, except for some reason the story was completely different. According to the game, Gold and Silver and every mainline game afterwards was actually an alternate reality that was hiding underneath Red and Blue, with Scarlet and Violet being the most recent and deepest layer. Think of it like Dante’s Inferno.

@SakuraVarietyChannel

16 күн бұрын

This isnt even that far off from canon seeing as how every game cartridge is canonically its own universe in the series lore

@sophiebubbles07

12 күн бұрын

@@SakuraVarietyChannelJesus that’s a lot to think about

"Let's say you've been coming to my garage a lot lately. Let's also say, for the sake of the argument, no other mechanic has noticed that during their work hours. Now, would it not be logical to assume you are doing it because you want to ask me out?"

@ametrine4k675

Ай бұрын

*insert vine boom*

@angeltheweirdo

Ай бұрын

It’s bad enough that I’d play this game unironically if it was real

@brody3166

12 күн бұрын

And the plot twist is that you're playing as his sister

9:04 Hey everyone this is Manlybadasshero and today we'll be playing Glory To The Queen, a horror game where Queen Elizabeth the second has taken over the world.

@dubstepbeecorsi6892

Ай бұрын

they said that game would fuck so hard That Image ALREADY Fucks Hard

@audriusskebas3099

Ай бұрын

...Why do I get that reference?

@YourPlaywright

Ай бұрын

Common ManlyBadassHero fan W

@harpy_dearest

Ай бұрын

fellow manly enjoyer

@amandapanda5087

Ай бұрын

Greetings fellow Manly viewer

5:31 Ok this is actually surprisingly clever for a dream joke

Pokemon Harlem version and Pokemon Queens version. In each version you start out in a different part of the Unova region. The third special version, Pokemon Village, contains a postgame area called the Battle Hipster Café, its kind of like the Battle Frontier but with more acoustic guitars.

@thenamesianna

5 күн бұрын

Hell yeah ! That's the Unova remake we need ! It should also be made so that you can make the main character black (kind of like in Sun and Moon) since there are many black people in Harlem and Queens.

@nicholasweaver2374

3 күн бұрын

Hopefully, you can stop the nefarious Team Forgi.

I had a dream that I was in The Stanley Parable but it was just the narrator scolding me for crying at Peppa pig’s funeral and me then getting driven away by some random guy in a white van

@Th30nly0n

Ай бұрын

That sounds like Stanley Parable though

@drawingdragon

Ай бұрын

Can't believe you leaked the plot of Stanley Parable 8: Revenge of the Stapler like that

@eg0615

29 күн бұрын

“Stanley, don’t go into that van! Stranger danger!”

@ThisHandleIsVeryCleverYepSure

29 күн бұрын

Hey! Keep quiet about spoilers for Stanley parable 2: Stanley forever! I haven’t played it yet!!!!

@justtherandomguy

29 күн бұрын

As a random guy i am glad I can drive in your dream

Territory battles between Matt Rose and emkay lol

@ldb45

Ай бұрын

matt is better tbh (edit: wtf why does this have so many likes)

@zkam900

Ай бұрын

@@ldb45 they're equal

@Nikkidafox

Ай бұрын

Emkay fell off hard after Damien left.

@thisguyisfine1512

Ай бұрын

​@@ldb45TRUE

@nectabs8994

Ай бұрын

@@Nikkidafox hes back lol

"You check Superintendent Chalmers' blood pressure." *SUPERINTENDENT'S GONNA NEED HIS MEDICATION*

@ShiverThermal

19 күн бұрын

I was the guy who had the Steamed Hams dream

My sister had a dream (which she calls a nightmare since she hates the character I’m about to mention) in which she was trapped playing a video game. Said video game was just a black screen with Wario’s face and a custom-colored stick figure (the only playable character) roughly the size of Wario’s ear who had to defeat Wario by jumping on his nose and making him take damage. The problem was, if you died, you died in real life. You also couldn’t actually win. It was just a sort of purgatory consisting of being forced to play a weird game in order to stay alive.

@poninefreak3321

8 күн бұрын

WARIO WILL SHOW YOU FUN

@OfficialPorkusChannel

7 күн бұрын

@@poninefreak3321 That's one of her biggest fears, lol

@thenamesianna

5 күн бұрын

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Emkay: “Who the hell are you?” Matt Rose: "Stay out of my territory."

@Matt_Rose

Ай бұрын

"You know. You all know exactly who I am.... Say my name."

@CurrentlyABoredPerson

Ай бұрын

@Matt_Rose skull emoji overlord

@AdamTheCannon

Ай бұрын

​@@CurrentlyABoredPersonYou're goddamn right.

@user-ke4ys5me4z

Ай бұрын

​​@@Matt_Rose I had a dream about rigs of rods (older beamng drive from 2005) where i was trying to recreate a crash but suddenly i got out of the car and the words "you are fired from driving. " appeared.

@gothic_skittle

Ай бұрын

@@Matt_Rose king scull emoji

i think this "bioguessr" game would help a lot in getting people to learn human anatomy

@AtticusKarpenter

Ай бұрын

Its would be still pretty incomplete, because there is still new elements of the body getting discovered each year

@zo6679

Ай бұрын

@@AtticusKarpenternew parts of the world get put on Google every year, yet we still have geoguesser

@hikari31415

Ай бұрын

I desperately wish this was a real game because I guarantee it would help medical students (by which I mean me).

@Kingdom_Of_Dreams

Ай бұрын

I think that it would be great practice for people in medical school!

@G-Cole-01

Ай бұрын

@@AtticusKarpenter unless the Homo Sapiens™ devs drop Pancreas 3 or something in the next update it should be fine

4:00 why is this literally an analog horror💀

One time me mom dreamed about Mario rescuing a native American person from a group of tiny evil Luigis. This dream seems so wrong yet it's true

Something about the thumbnail saying "OBAMA IS MISSING" "ok" Is really funny

@vindictivegrind9370

Ай бұрын

I found it funny that the FBI is SOMEHOW involved

@DarioDAdderio

Ай бұрын

hello bro

@Irish_Enderman

Ай бұрын

@@DarioDAdderio hello fellow Enderman

@bababungys

Ай бұрын

Enrolled

thank goodness for rat mose, i would have died of tuburculosis without him

@SauciMations113

Ай бұрын

Rat Moses?!?!?!?!

@Deegonbeefon

Ай бұрын

Rat moses

@Chitose_

Ай бұрын

are the people who dream these on crack lol

@scphobia

Ай бұрын

@@Deegonbeefon Rat Moses

@RakeV8

Ай бұрын

@@Chitose_ an explosive spear might actually be helpful against a... brain lizard??

I recently had a dream where I found some manuals for a nonexistent tabletop RPG in a Little Free Library. The basic setup of the game was that the world it took place in was slowly being consumed by a force called "Nothing", that looked like a dull gray fog. Anything that touched it would be erased from existence, and people would stop remembering that it had ever existed. Written descriptions and pictures of it would vanish, too. The players would take on the role of heroes with the power to push back the Nothing, something given to them by the gods. Also, the equipment list included something called a "swordbike".

I remember having a dream where i played the campaign of Call Of Duty: Black Ops However the developers updated it so that it was a giant product placement for Mr. Pibb. Everything was either Me. Pibb themed or had to mention Mr. Pibb. The game was so universally hated that Mr. Pibb was sued by the U.S. government for domestic terrorism.

I had a fantastic dream a few weeks ago where a bunch of Nintendo characters fought in the Hunger Games, but for some reason, every time you found a tiny purple crystal, it would increase your Girdle-Meter. If you reached maximum Girdle, then your character would do a little dance and everyone within a two-kilometer radius would just instantly keel over and die.

@CircusRope001

Ай бұрын

Some balancing would be required, but the internet would never make up its mind. It’s a Smash Bros game, after all.

@BetterCallBigShotAutos

Ай бұрын

​@@CircusRope001Balancing idea: the more Girdle you have, the less crystals spawn close to players, so you either have to wait for a crystal to show up in a dense area or do the dance and kill like 2 people

@drewpetitties5168

Ай бұрын

Thats not far off from something you’d see in gmod

@Pnuemonia-Nakey

Ай бұрын

Who won?

@litterbox019

Ай бұрын

fortnite

that mockup of Glory to the Queen genuinely goes so hard i would unironically play this

@Nova-bv5qb

Ай бұрын

so true

@greenguyd

Ай бұрын

it looks more like a hack and slash

@mah1na

Ай бұрын

i would buy this right away holy crap

@mariogirl8100

Ай бұрын

Someone needs to make it a reality. (Indie devs, GET ON IT!)

@WooshVR

Ай бұрын

Bro it looks like something that belongs in persona 5 and I’ll gladly take that dlc all day

I had a dream that on Minecraft they added "gay wood" it was the same as other wood but when you mined it your mother spawns and throws a grenade at the nearest animal

@wxl2562

3 күн бұрын

Nice

I have consistent dreams of alternate versions of games from my childhood. They rarely happen, but whenever they do, it's always the same fake layout and gameplay lol

I had a dream one time that a game came out called Super Mario Bros. Resurgence, and it was about Mario and Luigi flying around in red and green attack helicopters, bombing and destroying the mushroom kingdom while very happy upbeat music played in the background

@BRD-Senpai

Ай бұрын

sounds like something you'd find on one of those chinese flash game websites

@gaimnbro9337

Ай бұрын

the american dream

@sunflowermaximo

Ай бұрын

i read that as “marijuana brothers”

@echerwrecker

Ай бұрын

I would play that tbh

@Jacky-zt5ch

Ай бұрын

Sounds rad

I had a dream a week ago where I saw a short film about what Professor Snape did after the events of Harry Potter, which eventually led to him starting a music career with the stage name “Slim Snapey”. I woke up in a cold sweat

@CircusRope001

Ай бұрын

If Professor Snape didn’t die in the Deathly Hallows

@vantabebs

Ай бұрын

"I'M SLIM SNAPEY YES I'M THE REAL SNAPEY" - professor snape, probably

@inklazer3447

Ай бұрын

@@vantabebs ...

@GusThePrankster

Ай бұрын

Doesn’t the deathly hallows canonically end in 1998, around the time Eminem is starting to make a name for himself?

@catsinskates

27 күн бұрын

​@@GusThePranksterGuys I have a theory...

I cannot express how badly I want to play “Glory To The Queen”

I dreamt that there was a new mini game in Tomodachi life where you would try to fix facial features on your mii. If you get it wrong, your mini would become elderly

@BinglesP

10 күн бұрын

That 100% sounds like it would be one of the interactive dreams from that game I mean, there's even one where the Mii becomes elderly(though not one of the aforementioned interactive ones)

This reminds me of the time when I was like 10, when I dreamt that there was a game called ‘Dogcraft’. It had an aestethic similar to Minecraft, but with weird rpg, Pokemon-ish game mechanics. In the game you would collect dogs and then *sacrifice* them to get better tools to collect better dogs and you get the point. The game then shut down, not because of blatant plagiarism and animal abuse, but because the developer got *one* hate email, cried and then ran away into oblivion. Yeah, you can tell that I got bullied a lot.

@chocobear4078

Ай бұрын

Are you okay?

@Planetmango48

Ай бұрын

Wow.

@soaringspirits2267

Ай бұрын

This sounds like something I could genuinely find in someone's 3 scary games videos. It's giving harvest festival.

@snatch6129

26 күн бұрын

palworld

@BinglesP

10 күн бұрын

I mean, in Pokémon Rumble you kind of do that whole "getting rid of collected units to get better ones" thing

That human body Geoguesser is actually a great idea, medical students would be all over it.

@adamsworld398

Ай бұрын

Bodyguesser

@BinglesP

Ай бұрын

And Miss Frizzle too, I'm sure

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

Ай бұрын

And Osmosis Jones

i had a dream once where I was watching a my singing monsters trailer and they revealed a new monster, which I immediately started hating on before getting jumpscared by what I think was camerupt, like the pokemon, with the face of a turtle. the dream ended immediately after

@pentagonanimates

Ай бұрын

i also had a dream that ended with a pokemon jump scare it was a blue Victreebel tho

Fun Fact: the ending of the game Deltarune was first created in the dreams of its developer, Toby Fox. From that ending alone he planned to create Deltarune, but tested out his game making skills (and accidentally revolutionising gaming as a whole) by creating Undertale.

I once dreamed about a game called “The Bureaucrabs” where you played as Arnold J. Lobster, a young crab whose main goal was to perform as many bank robberies as possible and make a tower out of the money to invade the surface. Arnold’s main weapon was his tie, which he could change to become different colors which somehow attacked enemies. Weirdest dream I had in my life.

@OhioMiloPsycho

Ай бұрын

Someone with coding knowledge needs to get on this ASAP

@ur.fav.sophia13

Ай бұрын

id play that

@KrayZJoy

Ай бұрын

Sounds like a worthy indie mini game.

@merobiba413

Ай бұрын

i'd definitely play that

@Fruitycatlady_Trekkie

Ай бұрын

Yes, I would play this!

punish baphomet is the type of game to have a full-length cartel execution in its files that only got discovered 17 years after the game released because somebody typed "theeyesarewatching" into their terminal while the game was open

@BinglesP

28 күн бұрын

And then people find the part of the code that causes that to happen when datamining after, and that it "totally wasn't" how they originally found it

I had a dream once about a survival FPS with Skyrim-style menus where you play a homeless dude trying to survive in Nazi territory in an alternate and heavily pulp-inspired WWII. You started off crafting shitty ammo for your poacher's shotgun to try and survive, fought a boss called The Fraulein who is essentially a Nazi Karen, and by the endgame you were a Golden Age superhero called The Vagrant, punting Adolf Hitler out the window of this enormous tri-hull zeppelin. Oh, and there's a fishing minigame.

@no-legjohnny3691

28 күн бұрын

Honestly, that sounds like the most hilarious history meme game and I would totally play it if it was decently polished.

@masonsykes2240

27 күн бұрын

@@no-legjohnny3691 : D

@Armehboi

5 күн бұрын

Okay this does sound fun, I imagine it'd be called something like "red veil: repentance" or something like that, and it could like have co-op play

I had a dream I was playing ultrakill on the currently unreleased "fraud" layer, and the levels were made entirely of cheese.

@GearsCringemonger

22 күн бұрын

FRAUD /// FIRST THE CHEESE WILL NEVER SHINE

@BinglesP

10 күн бұрын

Ceci n'est pas un fromage

8:04 "ITS RAW!" Matt rose will do anything for a video now LMAO

I mean, if there ever was a Nintendo character that would canonically say "skibidi toilet" it would be 9-volt

@BinglesP

Ай бұрын

That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that part lmfao

@lydiajulianprower8356

Ай бұрын

Nah, he's more based than that.

@Scribble2345

Ай бұрын

@@lydiajulianprower8356 But he would

@HyLion

Ай бұрын

@@lydiajulianprower8356 Look, I love 9-volt as much as everyone else... He is not more based than that. He is cringe, that's why he's fun

@wsurviver8376

Ай бұрын

I feel like most Splatoon characters would say something similar but for some reason I can vividly imagine tingle saying it. Might be because of how chaotic a character he is

i remember having a dream where i was playing a platformer styled game where you played as naked humanoid characters that could crumple themselves up to become faster. you also had to recruit people into your cult called "the crumple cult"

♪ Nuremburg Trials: the Video Game ♪ freaking BROKE me omg 😭

Not a video game, but a little while ago I dreamt that they rebooted Invader Zim. The kicker? Zim wasn't even the main character anymore, instead they replaced him with some guy named Glugga Ficus. His catchphrase was "who rules the world? I rule the world!", except he'd randomly interject it into the middle of a sentence so you'd forget what he was saying before. One of the most frustrating things I'd ever watched, I woke up genuinely pissed. edit: iirc, glugga was just a shitty png of ace from the powerpuff girls

@user-jm3hj8pu5d

Ай бұрын

Yeah… Ace definitely wouldn’t stand a chance against Zim. Good thing that they didn’t actually make a reboot of the show where they replaced Zim with some character who constantly said something like that in the middle of while he was talking. That reboot would definitely fail for sure. XD 😂

@femo3336

24 күн бұрын

That's sound liké a joke someone would randomly Say as a shitpost and i love it

@anonymous-rq2lh

14 күн бұрын

i’d pay real money to see someone recreate this reboot in some way

I once had a dream where they released a game called Undertale Baseball vs. Thomas the Tormentor. It took place in my old elementary school gym and had Sans, Papyrus, and Alphys playing baseball against an inflatable version of that Thomas Transformer bootleg.

@JamesTheCelestial

Ай бұрын

That sounds like something toby would actually do in a single deltarune boss fight

@G-Cole-01

Ай бұрын

chapter 5-7 ice-e boss fight

@monicaruizgranados2622

9 күн бұрын

Woah oh oh oh story of undertale

@Jsslade

9 күн бұрын

peak honestly

9:10 no like genuinely i want someone to make this I would play it so fast

That one about Sonic and Lord Of The Rings seems like something Sega would actually do, especially that pun Sonic made.

Punish baphomet could be a really bangin psychological horror with some lore and a few tweaks

@KrayZJoy

Ай бұрын

I'm curious enough, I'd play it. I feel like it already has traces of deep state symbolism "nobody" gets but a few would and it'd freak them out.

@foxwithoutahat

Ай бұрын

Nah I think it’s perfect just the way it is. It sounds like it would be fun to play on a rainy day while you’re at home sick with the flu or something. Idk I just like surreal shit

@eugeniabukhman8533

Ай бұрын

Honestly Punish Baphomet just sounds like any old point and click adventure game from the 90s or 2000s, right down to the bizarre interactions that don't really make sense. It reminds me of Weird Dreams in that sense

There’s two types of dreams: 1: Drug Trip 2: Now it’s time to get funky

@calebschronicle

Ай бұрын

OMG ITS U

@Pixelusually

Ай бұрын

You forget 3: boring but just slightly different This is very common in people who actually tell people about their dreams (ALSO RIFF RAFF GET OUT OF MY HEAD)

@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse

Ай бұрын

4. It's just what you think about but everything is kinda weird because you're mixing Pokemon with the school you went to five years ago or something along those lines

@Pixelusually

Ай бұрын

@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse 5: fictional character is your friend and nobody sees it as a big deal

@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse

Ай бұрын

@@Pixelusually Hahahaha, if only I'd love to make friends with all those kids but they don't exist and I can't seem to dream about it either

Once had a nightmare that I was the protagonist in a VHS style horror game. I remember that I was making my way through a garden, with no obvious idea on what exactly what I was doing. Other than the fact that I was collecting Furbies, and they were all colorful and surprisingly nice, except for this one Furby, which was the Monster of the game. It had the body of a long Furby, was all black and was trying to locate me through the garden whilst I collected the Furbies. When it jump scared me it had the exact same jump scare as the one in Tattletale, except with the Demon Furby that had now fully transformed into a demon. It only jump-scared me once, and I woke up immediately, and even now I still have the very vivid image of the jump-scare imbedded in my brain.

I dreamt like a year back about a vr fnaf 4 redo(reboot?) that took place in a super real looking house, it scared me until Jerma showed up in the corner of my vision like he was playing the game and streaming jerma saved me from my fnaf nightmare by making funny jokes in the corner of my eye like a built-in personal streamer thing

I once had a dream where the usual intro for Skyrim opened up but you were alone in the cart and there was a narrator who said something to the effect of “this story does not begin like usual there is shrek and many islands to explore.” Then the tutorial started and one of the main functions was sniffing people. The game spent about an hour teaching you to sniff things and people :)

@SuperMegaStupid

Ай бұрын

"Press B to sniff."

@Qwerka

Ай бұрын

@@SuperMegaStupidBniff or Sbniff

@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV

Ай бұрын

"Yelling and sniffing. Yiffing."

@Qwerka

Ай бұрын

@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV ??????? D:

@SuperMegaStupid

Ай бұрын

@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV NO GOD PLEASE NO

Last summer I started playing with my 3DS again. Around the same time, I also read The Wasp Factory. This led to a dream where I was playing Tomodachi Life, but as I was playing I noticed that one of the miis was acting really strangely - constantly shaking, dialogue that made no sense, requesting items then refusing them claiming he hadn't asked for them. I also saw strange black shapes forming in his window until they completely blocked the view of his room. Eventually I discovered that the mii was afflicted with "the plague of flies", a sentient swarm of flies that had burrowed into his body and infested his brain. I remember trying to cure the affected mii by spraying him with a hose, and when that failed I sealed him up in the basement

@f.tecianohass2214

Ай бұрын

that sounds like the sort of creepypasta that would scare the shit out of everyone back in the early-2010's. all it's missing is the *hyper-realistic blood!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11111!!!*

@viskaserk

Ай бұрын

@@f.tecianohass2214 don't forget the super edgy name, mii.EXE!

@AhmedMalaki

Ай бұрын

What's the wasp factory about?

@MW-dz8zy

Ай бұрын

@@AhmedMalaki it's a book by Iain Banks about this teenager living on a remote island, documenting his life, weird rituals (including the Wasp Factory, a converted clock that tortures wasps, with the wasp's manner of death supposedly predicting the future), and reminiscing over murders he had committed. (Spoilers) The part that inspired the dream was a scene that involved the main character's brother (who worked in a hospital) treating a baby with acalvaria (missing part of the skull). When the baby does not respond to food like normal, he suspects something is wrong and removes the metal plate keeping the skull in place... to find maggots eating away at the baby's brain.

@kodachromic

Ай бұрын

@@MW-dz8zy What the fuck

My dream i had was about a new animal crossing update got released. Basically you ran a hotel and you could build it sims style. Every room was pre-built and had its own theme. It even had different levels of quality. Comfy being the lowest and luxurious being the highest. They would pay you 10,000 bells at the end of their stay and depending on how much you talked to them, they would stay on your island. I also remember watching my favorite streamer playing and get angry at hans for getting in his way

*"2004"* and *"Michael and the 7 Bagels"* actually sound like pretty cool game ideas...

6:36 imagine if this was how you found out you were bisexual

@asackboyplush6508

Ай бұрын

Wouldn't figure that one out, I suck at Terraria

@chocolateavian

Ай бұрын

the game is just omniscient

@lucardos_

Ай бұрын

"How did you find out you were bisexual?" "Terraria told me." "Th-the video game????"

@noodleswamp2060

Ай бұрын

i actually had a similar bi awakening. i had a dream i was trying to find a picture of the bisexual flag for a pfp but could only find images of them flying in the wind instead of just regular colors and became extremely angry. i came out half a year later

@ThatOneTeen288

Ай бұрын

​@@noodleswamp2060 mine was Anne Boleyn from SIX the musical

A bisexual terraria achievement us absolutely something they would do if they could though which makes it even funnier

@uncroppedsoop

Ай бұрын

after the terra toilet it feels like nothing is really impossible for the devs to add one day

@kiyote437

Ай бұрын

I would be a little unhappy about having to change my sexual orientation to 100% Terraria, but... if that's what it takes...

@uncroppedsoop

Ай бұрын

@@kiyote437 by 2030 you'll probably have to beat it while being a snail in real life so buckle up

@bobosaurus331

Ай бұрын

Honestly though, use a gender change potion to get it

@CatteryAcid

Ай бұрын

Imagine a terraria sex update and this is the only thing they add

I had a dream once that i was playing a GTA styled game in the Super Mario universe, and whenever you got busted you had to defend yourself in court

Last night I had a dream where Pokémon go added a new item called “Nice Pizza” and when you would use it, the only Pokémon that would be found were replaced by giant pizza boxes, and when you threw your poke balls it it, it was always a “Nice!” Throw. I remember that I caught one and it had a charged attack named “the swolik” and I used it in a gym and it summoned Jesus to eat it while looking at the enemy Pokémon with disappointment

The "fungal" trait somewhat exists in Sims 4 now with the For Rent DLC. If your Sim lives in a mouldy apartment for too long, the spores can start infecting them.

@BinglesP

Ай бұрын

Sims can also become plants in 3 and 4(I know fungi aren't plants but still) so it's not entirely out of the ordinary

"Doom but you have to clean a bathroom" sounds extremely similar to the latest secret level in Ultrakill

@blucheavy3282

Ай бұрын

exactly my thoughts

@misterhydra7285

Ай бұрын

Yeah, that's basically how I'd describe 7-S to someone who hasnt played ultrakill before

@JetSetDman

Ай бұрын

to be fair 7-S is more "Doom _and then_ you have to clean a bathroom"

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

23 күн бұрын

Viscera Cleanup Detail

I had a dream where I was playing Lego Island 3. Compared to the previous instalments it was WAY bigger, it was literally a whole country. The motorway felt like a motorway in real life and there were lots of different lego cars. You could still saddle lego men on their heads. When I played it in my sleep, I got a ton of positive vibes.

I had one where I was in like a racing game, racing a Lotus Elise against Opel Speedsters (the car selection was probably inspired by playing Hot Pursuit 2 a lot growing up) on an indoor kart track in an old warehouse, but with one of those chaos mods running. I wrote down in my journal an example of one of the chaos effects that came up, which was "spawn angry Tony Romo."

1:29 Press (A) for “Well Seymour, I made it, despite your blood pressure.”

@AtheistPirate

Ай бұрын

"Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable checkup!"

@medic_memer

Ай бұрын

gasps* oh e gads, the blood pressure is too high!

@autisticchild331

Ай бұрын

⁠”but what if..”

@Incoming_Meteor

Ай бұрын

I put a fake blood pressure reading and disguised it as Chalmers'!

@autisticchild331

Ай бұрын

“hohohoho! delightfully devilish, seymour…😈”

I remember a dream where i was playing Roblox and suddently the platform shutted down, and then a message popped up when i tried to open roblox and it said "Were making things more innapropriate for children, be back soon!"

@AmyCherryLMAO

Ай бұрын

freaky

@Icantchangemyhandlehelp

Ай бұрын

Accurate

@wantedbird55srandomchannel28

Ай бұрын

Are you sure you weren't actually awake? Because with what I've heard it's already like that.

@Icantchangemyhandlehelp

Ай бұрын

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 yeah😭😭

@no-legjohnny3691

28 күн бұрын

This might not have been a dream, but a prophecy of the future lol

I had a dream where cartoony minimalistic drawings of british king's guards were sliding up and down on a blue background while moving to the right side

I'm an avid Pokemon player and I once had a dream where I was trapped in a beautiful marble temple hall with a giant mirror splitting the room horizontally. I could see through the mirror and saw a statue of freaking ARCEUS there. Had to solve some kinda riddle and when I did i heard its cry sound, the mirror broke, and was in some kind of space arena. I had to battle Arceus as well as six other pokemon, which I think were my team. I distinctly remember a Hisuian Typhlosion being among them. I had the chance to recapture them to stand a slightly better chance. I have no idea what it meant or if it even meant anything, but I was able to write it down in my notes app as bullet points. So... fanfic fuel for me, I guess?

7:01 i can hear matts hope for humanity leaving his body extremely painfully

@somedinguswholikestea

Ай бұрын

first and last time

2:55 honestly that’s something the Minecraft community would actually do

@husky0098

Ай бұрын

Calmest community response to an update

@DJTruffleShuffle

Ай бұрын

And it HAD to be in Sweden (Minecraft song)

@SorielHDTBers

Ай бұрын

I fucking hate the internet.

@FathomRaven

Ай бұрын

@@DJTruffleShuffle Mojang is based in Sweden, thats why Minecraft has a song called Sweden

@DJTruffleShuffle

Ай бұрын

@@FathomRaven okay genius

I genuinely want to play Assassin's Creed: Kanye

5:24 That’s just straight up “Lego dimensions”

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

23 күн бұрын

Or MUGEN

@wxl2562

3 күн бұрын

Also just straight up Fortnite half of the time

I had a dream that the king (King Charles III) had died, but in his place was just some random cat. The next day he died from licking the floor.

hearing 34 year old british youtuber matt rose say "skibidi toilets" was truly something

I dreamed that my family inherited the mansion from Resident Evil. I needed to progress the plot, which meant grabbing the Macguffin from the first floor so I could go to the second floor. One of my siblings moved the macguffin to the second floor, softlocking me out in the process

i looked at the tank at 8:27 and audibly said "T-72B3!!!" to the horror of my classmates who were working

I had a strange dream once. I was at an AJR concert, and everything was normal for a while, but halfway through the show, the lead singer comes down in a helicopter with the police force and accuses me of killing his uncle. They take me to the interrogation room, and the lead singer interrogates me by asking cryptic riddles that make no sense, like “If the sky is green, and the grass is blue, and the well is half empty, what is my name?” The weirdest part is at the bottom of my view is NPC dialogue. The first square says “stew” and the second square says “STEW”. I’m assuming STEW was the right one, because when I pressed it, I was released and magically got a girlfriend.

@critica77y77

Ай бұрын

"I was at an AJR concert" That alone is my personal hell. I wouldn't even care if the police arrested me on suspicion of murder. It would be worth it to not have to hear a live performance of Bud Like You.

@theflyingspaget

Ай бұрын

This may be related to the fact that one of them keeps complaining that their fans don't remember his name. Which one? I don't know, obviously, his name must be pretty forgettable.

@Huhzelle

Ай бұрын

@@critica77y77 from an ajr fan to a not so much of a fan, we agree that some of their earlier songs were definitely not their best work We do not speak of thirsty thirsty Thursday

@critica77y77

Ай бұрын

@@Huhzelle That implies AJR has "best work." My brother listens to AJR, and every AJR song I have heard is complete garbage. Burn The House Down is a 3/10 and it's the only AJR song I've heard that didn't make me want to tear out my eardrums.

@Huhzelle

Ай бұрын

@@theflyingspaget Adam, John, Ryan I’m pretty sure

tom wallace in mario kart goes harder than it should

9:02 that game would be *A W E S O M E*

I remember having a dream about a game called Speedboat pirates and it was a survival game where you took control of a speedboat and had to take care of the crew, and if one of them died you could hold a funeral for him. But you also had to fight off other pirates, and find land to get supplies.

“GROMIT THERE IN THE TREES!!” - Wallace probably.

@na-ky8ou

Ай бұрын

*they're

@infantiltinferno

Ай бұрын

Gromit has to go down into the tunnels armed with nothing but a bayonet.

@nataliexists

Ай бұрын

*their

@Bladist1

Ай бұрын

*Gromit, there,

I still remember a dream I had in like 2006 where there was a pokemon game but with simpsons characters who were all extremely sleep-deprived and tried to kill Lisa, who had an artificially-pitched down voice and could do a "tail whip" move despite not having a tail.

@FnrrfYgmSchnish

Ай бұрын

Several Pokémon without tails do randomly learn Tail Whip anyway, oddly enough.

"Glory to the queen" Dude unironically that game concept sounds so good, I really want someone to make that.

When I was 5 I had a nightmare about "the regular insurance" which are a horde of arms and hands that can appear in "shadowy areas". It is still my favorite dream I've ever had and the only I still remember.

5:21 "Are you a bad enough dude to find the President, Luigi?"

@pastapowerman6201

Ай бұрын

"I'M BAD"

@BRD-Senpai

Ай бұрын

read this in vincent sauce's dic mario voice

@Hazelbazelwastaken

3 күн бұрын

Luigi you fool you couldn't find president Obama now he's missing

i had a dream where i was playing "Save Matt Groening From The Turkish Government In Istanbul" apparently matt groening made a simpsons episode so bad that the turkish government kidnapped him and held him hostage oh and the final boss was steve harvey with an ak47 extended mag

@thenamesianna

5 күн бұрын

Ştëvë Hărvöğlu

I would genuinely like rideable cows in Minecraft.

matt singing 'nuremberg trials: the video game' was stuck in my head for the entire dbq (essay) portion of my ap world history test

7:42 why does Matt kinda look like Gordon Ramsey

@apersonwhodoeethings

Ай бұрын

Long lost twin brother

The meme at 8:23 reminds me of a dream I had couple years ago. James A Janease, the guy who does the kill count on Dead Meat, was counting the kills as a WWII battle was actively taking place.

@martianscienceenthusiast

Ай бұрын

Was it like a video or was he actually there on the battlefield as some kind of omniscient entity

I had a dream of a VR co-op game where you have to fight a giant disgusting blob of Chocolate Ice Cream whilst inside of a random house

The art of Splurmpy from the article made me love splurmpy. I love him