Ed balls.

@MrFourchords

3 ай бұрын

Ed balls.

@Matt_Rose

3 ай бұрын

Ed balls.

@mysterypotionx

3 ай бұрын

Ed balls.

@EpicNoobx

3 ай бұрын

Ed balls.

@turkey_sandwhich

3 ай бұрын

Ed balls.

The “woke up with a bloody nose” and “what do you nihil?” are gonna be etched into my brain forever.

@MmmmJuicy

3 ай бұрын

That sounds exactly like how a British person would reply to that tweet too. (the bloody nose one)

@Vox-Multis

3 ай бұрын

I feel like both are examples of the subconscious actually being kind of clever. Best thing mine ever did in a dream was give me a toy mechanical oar-propelled watercraft that I called a "roboat".

@Gremlinne

3 ай бұрын

Gee thanks, Adam, now THAT'S gonna be etched into my brain forever /lh@@Vox-Multis

@renakunisaki

3 ай бұрын

I once solved a programming problem in a dream. The solution really worked!

@DoroNijimaru

3 ай бұрын

​@@Vox-Multisi want to know if the obama reverse card one really didn't understand what it meant. wild that your subconscious would pick something so fitting while your conscious has no clue it even fits at all. they might have been talking about not understanding what the dream meant though, but if they meant the uno card, that's really interesting

The fact all of these either end with "and it got 1 billion likes" or "and got deleted off the platform" is very accurate.

@Space-Milk

3 ай бұрын

"and a bomb threat"

@xpearl_heartx

3 ай бұрын

“And 3,000 priv quotes”

@isabelcalmelat18

3 ай бұрын

And you would retwet "I am dead now" in the morning.

@isabelcalmelat18

3 ай бұрын

And you would retwet "I am dead now" in the morning.

@Peachu8870

3 ай бұрын

@@isabelcalmelat18 huh

Honestly the bloody nose one is peak comedy and it's crazy it was written by a subconscious.

@artimator4714

2 ай бұрын

It's crazy how funny we could become because of our subconscious 😭

@caden4858

Ай бұрын

RIGHT???

@no-legjohnny3691

28 күн бұрын

I just mentioned this in a different comment on one of Matt's "weird dream" videos, but my dad once had a dream where an identical version of himself told a joke that made zero sense. The dream continued on, but eventually after a series of events, the joke actually made sense and was apparently a real knee slapper. There is shit our subconscious does and knows that we don't, and the thought of that kind of concerns me.

@louieekk

18 күн бұрын

The salmon one as well

the decrescendo and crescendo on “che ese” was so perfect

@ronan-outoftime

2 ай бұрын

musical genius matt rose

@Crimson_Cheetah

2 ай бұрын

Glad someone else appreciates that moment as much as I do

@mehizcringe

12 күн бұрын

*CHEEEEEEeeee* *eeeeeeEEEEESE*

@StuckMoneyLMAO

4 күн бұрын

Kinda cringe but I have the power!

What if Matt Rose had a secret evil twin named Matt Tulip

@perritakittymii

3 ай бұрын

And instead of being British, he would be Dutch.

@miHoLoverse

3 ай бұрын

What if Matt Dandelion

@alexstuff21

3 ай бұрын

and he has a gameplay channel

@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes

3 ай бұрын

@@miHoLoversescottish

@mata3535

3 ай бұрын

Mickey Petunia?

the person who had to double check to see if they actually tweeted some weird shit is a whole mood.

@girljournal

3 ай бұрын

yeah I had to wake up once to make sure I didn’t text my dad in the middle of the night “you smell like cheese” or something along the lines.

@theofficialgoofygoober

3 ай бұрын

I keep dreaming i texted my friends already, it's simaler but a real epidemic, like I'll have a WHOLE ASS CONVERSATION and have to wake up to see if i actually did it before i go back to sleep.👍👍👍

@tw1sted_wolfy809

3 ай бұрын

Airi pfp?!

@raichouthepenguin

3 ай бұрын

@@tw1sted_wolfy809 yes :) I don't play pjsk anymore but she'll always be my favorite character

@Nike-gs8ig

3 ай бұрын

I once spent a whole morning feeling panicked because I couldn't remember if drunk me actually did something stupid or if it had just a dream.

The fact that these all sound like real, normal tweets probably means something.

@catbatrat1760

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I don't use Twitter, so idk about there, but a lot of these definitely gave off Tumblr shitpost vibes to me.

Had a dream where I had to take a test or I would get killed by my professor. First question was, "there are 850 cobras on campus. Where are they?"

@user-gq3ji1tj2g

14 күн бұрын

Lemme take a crack at it On campus?

@jenniferarmstrong5271

10 күн бұрын

On campus

@user-gq3ji1tj2g

9 күн бұрын

@@jenniferarmstrong5271 damn I'm good at this Next question

@TheOne_6

7 күн бұрын

One time in a dream a giant eye gave me a task and I had to do the task or else the eye would kill me. I denied doing the task, and just before the eye killed me, I woke up.

@Fender2007Guy

4 күн бұрын

This is just Saw getting really lazy with his puzzles, lol.

had a dream where I tweeted “TSA doesn’t care if you have seven model teeth in your bag” and honestly I am horrified at how true that was

@beek.4860

3 ай бұрын

but oh brother if you've got eight model teeth... better watch out

@Rayven_420

3 ай бұрын

​@@beek.4860My brother tried to bring 8 model teeth with him to australia last summer and they instantly executed him on the spot. Still miss him to this day.

@MelumThawne_

3 ай бұрын

Six also triggers the alarms. I know from… Experience…

@ctrl.alt.del.9218

3 ай бұрын

TSA? Do you mean The Salvation Army? Because if so, they care, they just can't do anything to stop it. Neither can Goodwill. My family has worked for both businesses, we know.

@willowwisp2981

3 ай бұрын

@@ctrl.alt.del.9218 Assuming this isn't a joke, they're referring to the Transportation Security Administration.

Last week I dreamt I was pouring a pot of chilli onto the ground in the woods while Matt narrated, repeating the phrase “Dylan, you’re a villain”. My name’s not Dylan.

@theneverwatcher9860

3 ай бұрын

GOOD JOB YOU"RE NOT A VILLAIN

@Whatwhy012

3 ай бұрын

Poetic Matt

@cabinfever5730

3 ай бұрын

The Stanley Parable be like:

@cuckoobrain7999

3 ай бұрын

Should be a song title

@Artificer_

3 ай бұрын

@@cuckoobrain7999 Dylan, you’re a villain (My name’s not Dylan)

Not twitter but I once dreamt about doing an entire D&D campaign with my group over discord roll20 and voice chat. It was zombies, and my character got infected early on and kept having to roll Con saves to resist the infection getting worse -and eventually, when she turned right as they were going to finish the cure, the DM let everyone do an anime-style fight scene where they try to call out to her and save her even after she's become a zombie. They did save her, and after that, there was a very touching group hug that I found so moving that I drew art of it after the session was over. None of this was real, but it would've been REALLY cool if it was

@meowymeowz3948

3 ай бұрын

what

@artemiwilson3702

3 ай бұрын

How the.

@ItchyBurritoActual

2 ай бұрын

Spongebob be like: I'm Spongebob

@PhantomGato-v-

Ай бұрын

Did you draw a recreation irl?

"Real eyes realise real lies" sounds like a worthy successor to those "live, laugh, love" inspirational/motivational posters everyone plasters across their walls.

@iparadigm

13 күн бұрын

that's because it is

@jenniferarmstrong5271

10 күн бұрын

On a video from another KZreadr, I saw: "Real eyes, realize, real eyes,- *William Fries* "

The fact people use twitter so much they literally DREAM about it, is actually so wild to me 💀

@glebglub

3 ай бұрын

I still have dreams of using MSN Messenger :(

@MmmmJuicy

3 ай бұрын

The topics and things that end up in your dream are things you are aware of or have seen. So, in modern times, Twitter will end up in dreams. I'm sure people dreamed of floppy disks and dialup modems at one point in time. I dream of weird esoteric crap usually relating to robots, advanced technology, the occult, and world domination. Oddly enough, I have no interest in world domination and only have limited knowledge and experience regarding the occult. I do have a great interest in advanced technology though so that's not surprising lol

@ketaminepoptarts

3 ай бұрын

i was gonna make a joke about that but then i remembered that a few nights ago a character from the sims 3 appeared in my dream

@sheatemyheartt

3 ай бұрын

I mean to be fair, half the time I dream about things I never even think about or do

@Cerberus_001

3 ай бұрын

this comment reminds me of how i used to dream about using discord and remembering the most weirdest shit about it💀 me dreaming about using discord just reminds me that i use it too much 💀💀💀

I once wrote: "Smart asses are those who know where to find a butt" and woke up with that in my notes. Edit: Spelling mistake.

@SilverAceOfSpades

3 ай бұрын

Profound words, my guy.

@gotrickrolledyeah

3 ай бұрын

Same but the thing I wrote is "The car that flies over the past is future"

@melissakohlhepp3794

3 ай бұрын

@@gotrickrolledyeahwell that is true

@Gulamaja

3 ай бұрын

Deep stuff

@boredreindeer5602

3 ай бұрын

Oof

Right after "Chilli flakes and ice water" I got an ad that started with : "do not try this at home"

7:45 “all I know is that I know nothing” -Socrates

I'm realizing Tumblr is just tweets made in dreams. Every single one of these would have a million notes

@sasha-is-eepy

Ай бұрын

so fucking real. i met one of my best online ~acquaintances~ because i posted the phrase “egg is just future meat”

@memesoverdreams3969

Ай бұрын

Fun seeing fellow tumblrinas in the Matt Rose comments

@ArcanineEspeon

14 күн бұрын

You're absolutely right. I especially thought that (independently of you lol) about "*hatches from an egg* 'hello.'" More specially, I wondered if it would get more notes when posted by i-am-a-fish, pukicho, or gaudi.

@ArcanineEspeon

14 күн бұрын

I also read my own comment in Matt Rose's voice.

@purgatoryproductions310

9 күн бұрын

@@ArcanineEspeonthat is very puki coded

8:52 I was born at April fools day, and my younger sister was born years later in May, guess she's the May gabagool mentioned

@wintendoatmeal

17 күн бұрын

your life is a joke (satire)

@strogonoffcore

4 күн бұрын

@@wintendoatmeal it is for real

@wintendoatmeal

3 күн бұрын

@@strogonoffcore wym

"Real eyes realize real lies" is legitimate poetry. I don't know what else to say about that.

@purgatoryproductions310

9 күн бұрын

that is an ancient “deep” quote everyone and their mother used to plaster all over the internet

@rw100

6 күн бұрын

@@purgatoryproductions310 It's also the title of an old Machine Head song, which dates it back to 1992 at the latest (supposedly the title came from some graffiti in Oakland; could be much older).

I once dreamt that I was sleepwalking and accidentally posted a bunch of Spamton porn all over my account. The only reason people were upset about it were that I wasn't crediting the original artists, but every time I tried to either delete the pictures or credit the artists, I would accidentally order unscented candles off of Amazon and send it to people's houses.

@HVY526

3 ай бұрын

WOW 😂

@twilightfuntime6631

3 ай бұрын

XD

@dpterminusreal

3 ай бұрын

what.

@Idiotic_B_Purcell

3 ай бұрын

AHH, I SEE THOSE [[Rebels of the 34th enforcement]] HAVE RETURNED! SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE?

@tatteryt

3 ай бұрын

LMFAOOOOOOO💀💀💀

The "bloody nose* one reminds me of a conversation with my brother, A British person could say "he's got a bloody knife" and you could take that 2 ways

@unknown-otter

3 ай бұрын

Either way you should get out right away

@h2.t2

3 ай бұрын

@@unknown-otterwhat if you only have a spoon and he wants to butter your toast

@yanik5480

3 ай бұрын

@@h2.t2blood doesn’t taste good on toast get him to clean it first

@C1-wz9jj

3 ай бұрын

Kinda like “Flaming torch” like it can mean literally flaming torch, but “flaming” is basically like bloody and fucking. “He’s got a flaming torch!”

@YataTheFifteenth

2 ай бұрын

​@@C1-wz9jj could also be referring to a flashlight with torch

Funny thing about the "never seeing phones in dreams" theory, whenever I try to use my phone in a dream it's glitchy and slow and nonsensical so I've been using it as a reality check to try lucid dreaming! It's worked once, but I dream about tornadoes a lot and don't see those in everyday life lol so those have worked 2 times.

@revenevan11

3 ай бұрын

One theory on the phone thing is that the part of the brain that processes logical things like that or reflections or keeping a clock's time consistent is less active when asleep, even while dreaming 🤔

@antimatterbee9331

2 ай бұрын

I had a dream involving a phone and I used Google Docs on it just fine after having to adjust the keyboard on it for whatever reason. I had a different dream involving a clock though, and I immediately knew something was up because 52:00 is not a time. I think it depends on the person. I am also very bad at time so maybe it's connected? I have never seen a mirror in a dream though.

@durdleduc8520

2 ай бұрын

there's a theory about dreaming that says that not only do our general logical processing break down in our sleep (resulting in nonsensical circumstances), but also the systems that handle reading. the idea is that when you attempt to read something in your dream, your brain essentially pulls a word at random based on whatever neurons happened to be firing in that moment like we're a fucking copy of super mario world for the SNES when a glitch makes the system read from RAM. so reading a sign in a dream might result in nonsensical phrases like "bird cheese" or some shit. that's another common "am i dreaming" tip for people -- try to read something. Tom Scott made a video about it at some point, it's an interesting and frankly ridiculous concept that some people can attest to and some can't. but it would explain why your dream phones are always so glitchy -- your brain's pulling from RAM basically.

@camouldsn

20 күн бұрын

I once tried to check the time or something on my phone in my dream and my phone had a scrolling text across it saying that I couldn't use my phone because I was asleep.

6:53 I would unironically retweet that if it were a real tweet. lmfao

I had a dream where I tweeted "There's a reason Waldo wears red, if he wore rainbow underpants it would be too easy!" I then got permanently banned.

@kaicraftman

3 ай бұрын

😭😭😭

@lisachiappetti6092

3 ай бұрын

I'm sorry you got banned for telling the truth lol

@30-50FeralHogs

3 ай бұрын

Rhythm Heaven pfp

@jester333

3 ай бұрын

voice of our generation

@ItchyBurritoActual

2 ай бұрын

@@30-50FeralHogs Pumpkin smoking a really big cigar pfp

Had a dream my grandad was in a chess tournament, and instead of playing fair, he killed his opponent before the match started.

@lilyofluck371

3 ай бұрын

"The true masters of their craft know how to end a battle before it even begins"

@giorgospapoutsakis5271

3 ай бұрын

And how did your grandad kill him exactly?

@PastelKay5

3 ай бұрын

It’s giving 1978 world chess championship 😭

@iskatetwo

3 ай бұрын

valid

@PersonMayExist

3 ай бұрын

I've done that :)

7:06 I can't believe the REAL charlie slimecicle got featured in a Matt Rose video

@purgatoryproductions310

9 күн бұрын

is that actually charlie or was that just a fan account

I wonder how many of these were just ideas for a tweet they had so if they conveyed it as an idea they came up with in their subconscious it would seem funnier than it is, but if the tweet itself isn’t funny then the notion that it was dreamt up is what makes it amusing.

I use phones in dreams all the time. Once in 2004, I dreamt that I had what was basically a smartphone. Then when I woke up I was disappointed because such a thing would never exist.

@Xnoob545

3 ай бұрын

Must've freaked the hell out when one actually came out

@UZI_234

3 ай бұрын

That's kinda cool to me!😸

@curiouscreator8806

2 ай бұрын

you predicted the future in a dream back then, wow

@jessicacaron5084

2 ай бұрын

Your dreams came true!!!

@40Ccents

2 ай бұрын

i guess dreams do really predict the future

The one about bloody noses is genuinely clever though

I am an old man. I am proud to report to you that I have yet to dream of using a computer, that I can recall. I still live in three-dimensional space, waking and sleeping.

11:45 oof…… whos gonna tell em?

I once woke up from a dream and I remembered nothing except for a KZread comment that said “the earthworm, the fireworm, the waterworm, and the airworm reunited to form a great nation”. Wtf is going on in my head?

@Crimson_Cheetah

3 ай бұрын

And then everything changed when the fire worms attacked

@Timbrero

3 ай бұрын

Dreams sometimes come true

@august6760

3 ай бұрын

poetry

@pinkbuninja6536

3 ай бұрын

Only the wormatar, master of all four elements could stop them.

@Gremlinne

3 ай бұрын

Still better than the Avatar live action remake

Once dreamed I made a meme that was just an image macro of some mountains with the text "LESBIANS: BEANS IS PESTO," so when I woke up I actually posted it and an internationally wanted criminal reblogged it. Which was much, much weirder than if the meme had just stayed in my dream.

@kaitlynwickham6237

3 ай бұрын

Truth really is stranger than fiction.

@YourPlaywright

3 ай бұрын

Please elaborate, I am begging you

@ICanSmellThatZaza

3 ай бұрын

HELP WHAT

@korrochime2432

3 ай бұрын

W. Who???

@keadraws

3 ай бұрын

HUH?!

5:00 some say dreams are just glimpses of parallel realities

5:29 this is so funny to me idk why but it just is

I once dreamed that my friend Harrison broke into my house through my bedroom window and said, "I want socks for my balls" and then he left, then when I woke up, my window was open, i swear to god that I never opened it. I will never sleep again...

@AverageAvgeek_

3 ай бұрын

Get him the socks.

@alexstuff21

3 ай бұрын

@@AverageAvgeek_ n o

@Xadaj127

3 ай бұрын

@@alexstuff21 It's the safest choice. You don't know what he's willing to do for those socks, man!

@rianmela3825

3 ай бұрын

Give him the ball socks

@iskatetwo

3 ай бұрын

You weren't dreaming. It happened. Give him the ball socks

Your "People doing _____ in their sleep" videos are always some of my favorites I

@Pet_VibesCce

3 ай бұрын

@@p-__ impossible

@J4YNORMOUS

3 ай бұрын

​@@p-__ let us smell then. Or else they aren't

@BKFL38

3 ай бұрын

​@@p-__ fart on me

@spacekid9680

3 ай бұрын

I eat in my sleep. Caused me to gain like twenty pounds! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Matt_Rose

3 ай бұрын

It's a reliable source of gibberish! 😊

10:48 you have no idea how accurate that is

@jessywinters9666

Ай бұрын

Ikr? Like, kirby is the cutest creature in all of gaming! Why would anyone talk shit about him?

I love how all of the “and I was then banned from twitter/ I had to delete it” would all absolutely do numbers on tumblr

I had a dream I stole Neil Armstrong’s space clothes then got a tweet Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong “knew what I did” and were “coming for me.” Scariest shit ever.

@PersonMayExist

3 ай бұрын

run

@TheCatstronaut

3 ай бұрын

uhhh

@The_FireExtremeProd

3 ай бұрын

You now have 23 hours

@BRFWrestling

3 ай бұрын

@@The_FireExtremeProdthe fact that the OP’s comment was 23 hours ago as I’m reading this is scary

@CountDooku420

2 ай бұрын

Neil Armstrong coming back from the dead to come for you:

i love how all of these would be regular tumblr posts

@ericaschoenberg7782

3 ай бұрын

brb gonna get tumblr famous in 2024 by making an account just for the tweets from this video 🏃

@skapaloka222

3 ай бұрын

especially the april fools bring may gabagools one

I had a dream last night where I infected myself with Covid to get out of school, but got locked in jail for 30 days because I had Covid, and then realized it would take 90 days for Covid to wear off. I graduated 2 years ago and that was also the first time a dream of mine has ever acknowledged Covid. Wtf

I actually did eat cereal in a cup a few times when I was younger I can confirm that it does indeed hit different

The 5:11 tweet about bloody noses and british people actually made me laugh

@floproro4

3 ай бұрын

Same

@capootiscrepitoos

3 ай бұрын

That one had to be on purpose, that could not have been an actual dream

@SniperOnSunday

3 ай бұрын

Same

@maesh3077

3 ай бұрын

And I must say, Matt Rose's British accent is spot on. No Bollocks 😃😂😂🤣💀

@engtilde

2 ай бұрын

me not getting the joke

I dreamed that I was walking to the bus with my mum, and when we got to the bus stop, I noticed that my trousers were missing. When I asked my mum about it, she seemed confused, asking me what I meant. I felt really confused, while an obese naked man chugged a gallon of chocolate milk nearby.

@NoOneImportant_02

3 ай бұрын

Oh sorry, I was that man

@Artificer_

3 ай бұрын

can confirm, i was the chocolate mjlk

@BOZMINE

3 ай бұрын

i was the trousers. sorry mate, couldn't make it to school with you. was busy in the washing machine, spinning around in that lovely hot water. hope you understand.

@radleftovers

3 ай бұрын

sorry sonny, its your mum. that man is actually your uncle, sorry you had to find out this way.

@sweetlemons4617

3 ай бұрын

That man is your father. I can confirm i was the bus

"A zebra is just a dirty horse" is my new slogan.

I once dreamt i replaced Cory from Dude Perfect on the Overtime series and then we go outside to do Get Crafty and Sparky says "Best cake wins, fellas" and the members got to work meanwhile i didnt know what to do because i dont know how to bake a cake, so quickly i ran up some conveniently placed stairs and baked a cake myself. When it was over, Coby built the Elizabeth Tower, Garrett built a giant rectangle, Cody built air and Tyler built a giant minecraft redstone contraption (which Sparky accidentally broke it) and when it was my turn, my cake turned into a giant pile of sand, and for no reason, Sparky pulls out a cigarette and stirs the sand. And in the final, i end up winning Get Crafty

I dont even have twitter, but had a dream I tweeted "Jesus isnt a horse" But it was in a way that felt suspicious

This uploaded right before I was going to go to sleep

@personlookingatyoutubevideos

3 ай бұрын

nvm the bots gone now

@Sebbiiboi

3 ай бұрын

Tell us what you dreamt

@Duncan_official456

3 ай бұрын

This uploaded as soon as I woke up!

@Baku_bro

3 ай бұрын

IT’S A SIGN

@Iluvvivi

3 ай бұрын

this uploaded right when i woke up

11:09 wow, I can’t believe 1999 was 3 years ago! I thought it was 2! Anyways, who else is enjoying the release of gta vice city, because I sure am!

@toxin2366

6 күн бұрын

I still can't get over final fantasy 7, I'm still stuck in kalm this game is too hard :

I was sick and I fell asleep and shouted "I WAS BORN AT 7 HOURS AND 28 MINUTES, REVENGE REVENGE"

I work in a library. The other night I had a dream that we were setting up a book display and the theme was "peanut butter": we just dumped an entire tub of peanut butter on each book. We also just randomly had jars of peanut butter at random around the display. I had many concerns throughout the dream, such as "Isn't this a health risk? A peanut butter allergy person could just accidentally touch our display and die!" and "When this display is done, how are we going to get the peanut butter off?" No one listened to my logic, though. All my coworkers thought this was a great idea. Edit: Read the replies; you won't regret it. XD

@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf

3 ай бұрын

At first I misread "concerns" as concerts so I just assumed you were having concerts about peanut butter books **I am so dumb**

@KasaiRayquaza

3 ай бұрын

@@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf I mean that would've made the dream 10x more chaotic. I think I like your version better. XD

@gracecalfee1270

3 ай бұрын

this made me laugh really hard for some reason lol

@forgotmyoldanonymousaccount

2 ай бұрын

​@@KasaiRayquazaand now for Kasai's new single "isn't this a health risk" Books Covered in peanut butter Don't you think that there is a better Way to run this library Than to make our books covered in peanut butter and jelly Hey! And isn't this a health risk Hey! And isn't peanut allergies fairly common Hey! And isn't this a health risk Hey! And isn't this going to invite rodents to come in

@KasaiRayquaza

2 ай бұрын

@@forgotmyoldanonymousaccount This was art; thank you. XD

maybe if politicians employed this strategy they would start tweeting more intelligent stuff

@CallumsArmy

3 ай бұрын

more honest stuff maybe

@Jacob_Clarke

3 ай бұрын

@@CallumsArmy indeed, especially the tories

@CallumsArmy

3 ай бұрын

@@Jacob_Clarke parties? what parties!

@Jacob_Clarke

3 ай бұрын

@@CallumsArmy it was just a business meeting with whine and cheese 🙄

@MySerpentine

3 ай бұрын

I don't think anything could make Trump tweet intelligent stuff.

i once dreamt that i posted a photo of montgomery montgomery from a series of unfortunate events (the series), and captioned it "Dnek Nek". it went viral, and i remember one of my friends showing me their tiktok feed and saying "it's all nek dnek. Why did you do this?" over and over again.

@REDACTEDbox

2 ай бұрын

dnek nek and his sneks

@Morar_Bro

2 ай бұрын

@REDACTEDbox his deadly danger noodles (He was my favourite character :( )

11:44 - someone's pissed.

Mc dondles mcdumple - 1 meat - 1 piece of top bred - 1 piec of bottom bred - che ese - mcdn lds sauce - 1 pjnms - cook it how tf did this get 239 likes. another edit: wtf, how did this get 570 likes?

@hourshandhacker4194

3 ай бұрын

The next episode.

@strawb3rry_kisses

3 ай бұрын

thank you for the detailed instructions 👍👍

@renakunisaki

3 ай бұрын

What the McFuck is this

@Bloody_Corpses

3 ай бұрын

Noice

@V3NUSSS1

3 ай бұрын

real

9:52 was not looking at my screen and the sudden transition from a “flat” sound to surround sound coming through my headphones while walking down a dark hallway nearly made me shriek in terror. It was like you suddenly manifested right behind me. Need a minute to get over that one.

@blizzard_the_seal9863

2 ай бұрын

SAME DUDE I THOUGHT THOSE FIRST TABLE SOUNDS WERE IRL IT FREAKED ME OUT LMAO

@UnkownWonders

2 ай бұрын

Run

I had a dream when I was scrolling through social media, and I saw a commercial of some soda. The can said with big bright letters "I lost my voice" as if it was the name of a brand. Then, it showed a guy drinking this and whispering (as if he had a sore throat) in a very sad tone: "I lost my voice". Usually, I have trouble questioning reality while I'm dreaming, but here I was like: "This guy is so stupid! Why would he drink a beverage that says "I lost my voice" and get surprised about the after-effects?"

@greenbees219

Ай бұрын

this sounds like some Harry Potter shit 💀💀

Mr. Rose you do so much for us (consuming/trying the wonkiest things)

13:48 imagine how traumatizing that would be- you share a picture of your dead grandpa and someone draws him getting topped by William afton or the Medic from TF2

@oscarwillimott9296

3 ай бұрын

Or Master Roshi.

@batsnghostz

3 ай бұрын

Hannibal

@sidslothfan

3 ай бұрын

pyramid head

@Intelligence_Core3

3 ай бұрын

Or Napoleon Bonaparte

@alice_weirddom

3 ай бұрын

The ex-ruler of the aether dimension

“Shit off.” new vocab thanks matt ‼️‼️

I had a dream I saw a washcloth hanging on a dishwasher rack…. The cloth had what I’d call an “inspirational” quote which read “you are the footprint.”

I'm so done that the question "do you still have all of your original fingers?" caused me to look at my hands.💀

I’ve never dreamed about tweeting, but last night, I dreamed that I received a very long text from an unknown number berating me for being rude at a restaurant I’ve never been to, and they called me by name so I know they didn’t send it to the wrong person. The first thing I did when I woke up was to check my phone and make sure I hadn’t actually received such a text.

7:03 Barack Obama thinks YOU'RE the hot one obviously

@stuffie5175

3 ай бұрын

Yaaaas

@Minimaglite12

3 ай бұрын

@@stuffie5175yaas queen slayyyy ❤😍

@Void_Th3_W0lf

3 ай бұрын

I have a collection of out-of-context KZread comments. Yours is being added ✅

@Cy4nne

3 ай бұрын

​@@Void_Th3_W0lf I would love to see that collection

@CoraCreates

3 ай бұрын

@@Void_Th3_W0lfepic. Could I have a link?

Matt eating the cereal from a glass gave off heavy "Leonard's Review's" vibes. I half expected it to end with "I'm as high as hell and you're about to get shot"

Imagine being so chronically online so you have dreams about it

It's so nice that Matt doesn't know what Tumblr sexy men are. Let's keep it that way

Last night I dreamt that in the comments of a video you'd made about "weird animal stories from people's childhood", people kept referring to you as charlie. Like: "wow, charlie outdid himself with this one" and "can we appreciate the effort charlie puts into your videos?" and it turned out Matt Rose was a pseudonym and your real name was charlie and I was the only person who didn't know.

I think that Matt’s dream videos are the best because of the pure randomness and uniqueness of each tweet/Reddit/whatever

Always a banger video from you, Matt! Cheers.

I love the new regular Matt Rose scientific experiments sections of videos, cereal in a glass and DMing Colgate, doing hard hitting journalism like no one else 🙏

@elcoronelkol-x4410

3 ай бұрын

Cereal Experiments Matt

What I’ll never understand is how people remember their dreams so well

@alishahandley2142

3 ай бұрын

Same. I lucid dream all the time but can never remember anything other than it had something to do with water. It would be amazing to know what happened sometimes, not just know I've had a lucid dream again.

@MmmmJuicy

3 ай бұрын

It takes practice. The more you try to remember and hang onto your dreams right upon waking before you do anything else, the better you will get at it. I've gotten into the habit of when I wake up, if I recall a dream, I will not do anything until I've replayed the dream in my head and thought about it for a bit. Gives my brain a chance to store it to memory.

@TitusX49

3 ай бұрын

Best way to remember in my experience is to start a dream journal. You just start to remember what happens regularly after a while.

@alishahandley2142

3 ай бұрын

@TitusX49 I always think that to myself while I'm still dreaming lol. Never ends up happening though

@bumbabees

3 ай бұрын

i just write down absolutely everything i can remember about my dreams immediately after i wake up from them. that tends to keep the memory in place. i dont always remember all of it, but most of it 🤷🏼‍♂️

i like it when you try the tweets, it gives me time to scroll through the comments

I have had several dreams where I’m not only using my phone, but straight up videoing things and once even buying a 1930s tube radio. I’m not sure why specifically a tube radio, but I do have a strange fascination with them, so I guess it makes sense.

Ok, but the bloody nose dream tweet was genius.

I had a dream where I was in a willy wonka and the chocolate factory (1971)esque and also steampunk victorian britain, and I happened upon a group of apparently homeless orphans who tried to mug me. I didn’t really take them super seriously, but then I noticed out of the corner of my eye that they had an assortment of instruments in this large alley and behind a building, so I asked them, “are these yours? could you play something for me?” and they played the most beautiful piece i’ve ever heard in my life and I actually wept, and at that moment I decided to take them under my wing and become their mentor. so they began walking me to the place they were living and BOOM all of a sudden we’re caught in this whole kerfuffle with gustavo fring from breaking bad, so I send the kids away to get somewhere safe. somewhere in the mix, gus shoots a random bystander with like a small cannon (the events leading to that are more fuzzy) and so now he’s got this like 8 inch wide hole straight through his chest and so of course he dies, somehow gus becomes not a problem. so, I carried the dude’s body to the edge of the water on this huge lake that we were next to and I sent him away and cried for the second time in this dream. I reunited with the children and they showed me where they were living, and it was this abandoned factory, and at this point I cried once again and I was like “This is the best dream I’ve ever had, I’ll never forget you” and shortly after finding out the factory was actually willy wonka’s abandoned chocolate factory, I woke up.

@colevilleproductions

3 ай бұрын

this seems too cohesive for the most part to be a dream, so I will say I removed a lot of the nonsense fluff and kept the main plot points

@Hamza2_7272

3 ай бұрын

i like how this implies that willy wonka and gustavo fring are from the same universe. just imagining willy wonka and gustavo fring cooperating on smuggling meth through wonka's chocolate factory

@colevilleproductions

3 ай бұрын

@@Hamza2_7272 lmao

@sophiekadams

3 ай бұрын

So basically you just went to the Glasgow immersive Willy Wonka experience

@blizzard_the_seal9863

2 ай бұрын

@@Hamza2_7272willy wonka absolutely both sells meth and uses it himself… it’s probably in the candy too

"A zebra is just a dirty horse" -JayZ

Man i hope Matt is gonna do those lion stories some day

Yes I still have my original fingers.

@glebglub

3 ай бұрын

but are they attached to your hand or just in a jar?

Colonoscopy is indeed a gorgeous name for a girl. So easy to spell and such a beautiful meaning 💕☺️🌸

@feuerling

3 ай бұрын

It honors the progress of medicine and how it saves lives ❤

I dreamed that I said on an online chat site I use, “Your annual breathing privileges have been extinguished,” in a random reply to someone’s comment.

@BLOX-V

5 күн бұрын

Hey man, your annual breathing privileges have been extinguished. Sorry about that 😅.

So many of these are actually brilliant and feel like normal tweets

i had a dream once that a game studio i followed decided to tweet "balls" out of the blue after being inactive for 2 years and then immediately deleted any and all social media presence they had afterwards

@TheOne_6

2 ай бұрын

ed balls

4:38 “Chee-“ Leaves to get cheese* Comes back 14 years later with cheese* “-eese”

@justanotherloki5569

3 ай бұрын

The way Matt Rose said che eze was honestly so amazing. It impressed me as much as the gibberish reading.

@somedinguswholikestea

2 ай бұрын

“Chee-“ *leaves to get cheese* *searches for a whole week* *finds a woman* *falls in love* *marries her* *starts a family* *raises his kids* *his kids start school* *he gets hungry (he’s forgotten why he is here)* *he makes a sandwich* *he finds some American cheese* *he gets a flashback and remembers why he is here* *leaves the house at hypersonic speed, much to the wife’s confusion* “-eese!”

@perry.the.weirdo

Ай бұрын

love when he does that lmao

13:06 As a *huge* Genesis fan, i relate a lot to this cat with human lips.

Glad someone called out the "disguised hot takes" thing. A lot of these read more like "I had a thought" but they're too scared to commit.

10:01 that shirt is horrendous and i need it

@dfquartzidn6151

3 ай бұрын

Still better than the chili flakes in ice water. Not how I wanted to start my day of fasting. 💀

Matt! I have a video idea! People explain times when they messed up with sign language. Like in class, talking to deaf people, ordering at a restaurant, etc. (Messed up with sign language BADLY)

@weird_art_kid

3 ай бұрын

My friend told me that the mewing motion means “deaf” in sign language

@YourPlaywright

3 ай бұрын

@@weird_art_kidDepends on the local Deaf community tbh, as with a lot of signs. Where I’m from, it’s a tap on the jaw then to the ear, not a smooth motion. I’ve also seen it reversed, especially when asking someone something (‘DEAF YOU’ flows off the hands better with that motion.) Also, I’ll gladly volunteer to talk about my experiences lmao

@weird_art_kid

3 ай бұрын

@@YourPlaywright omg please do I’m curious now

@aynDRAWS

3 ай бұрын

I have one! I'm HoH, but I never got the chance to learn ASL because no one else in my family has significant hearing issues, and I can lip read fairly well. I actually didn't even know I was HoH until I started Uni. When I started Uni, there was a Deaf girl in my speech class. I started picking up signs from her, and we spent a lot of time together. She taught me quite a bit, and while I'm nowhere near fluent, I can fingerspell relatively fast and know basic foods and words, like bush and tree and flower. Language has always been a passion of mine, and in high school I took Japanese for 3 years. I became relatively conversational. When I was signing to my Deaf friend, I was trying to tell her that the flowers outside are pretty. But I forgot the sign for flower. So instead of fingerspelling it, my brain processed as "oh, foreign word for flower, okay" and I said はな (hana), which is the Japanese word for flower. My friend can lip read very well, but she had no clue what I was trying to say. I had just told her that Hannah is pretty. We don't know a Hannah lol.

@weird_art_kid

3 ай бұрын

@@aynDRAWS omg that’s hilarious 😭

how are so many of these actually fire shitposts though when we sleep, our brain focuses entirely on shitting posts

Now that I think about it, Coleonoscopy would be a good name for a girl... but only in the Victorian era when parents would call their kids anything.

I had a dream that I (a woman) was Bruce Willis and I had to infiltrate a mafia group to find my black socks. I found one in their mansion, then cars started to fall as the bridge above the house collapsed and I (still Bruce Willis) was frantically trying to find the other one. I found it beside my bed when I woke up.

@Sonja147

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Matt you have to make a video again about those airdrops, i loved those

@user-cj7nh3uy5t

3 ай бұрын

Yess

i like watching a fellow british person as a youtube. finally i can have someone who doesn't post at 2am

when i was 4 i dreamt of some neon- coloured skeletons dancing to gangam style and it scared the living shit out of me

when i was 10 i dreamed that jacksepticeye died from cancer and i was so distraught that i woke up at 4 am to check if it was real

@CatterMelon_is_cool

3 ай бұрын

Yesterday i dreamed that Peter Knetter had died, get this, from pissing too hard.

@Manwithaplan1899

3 ай бұрын

​@@CatterMelon_is_cool seems reasonable since back then you could die from shitting too hard. dysentery, they called it

@grantwilliams2571

3 ай бұрын

This exact thing happened to me semi-recently but with Scotr The Woz

4:43 *that mosquito in my room at 3am:*

@chachathepigeon

3 ай бұрын

😂

I had a dream that I made a tiktok about hedgehogs and got arrested for it. I even had to go to court and my lawyer seemed very stressed out.

2:39 I never expected Matthew Bellamy to appear in a Matt Rose video

@emi21themoon

2 ай бұрын

fr