Vacations in 30a Once
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"No shirt, no shoes, no income tax" John Crist is every white girl that vacations in 30a. From the people, to the beaches to the hot spots...a vacation in 30a is truly a unique experience.
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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“Where the 1% got gentrified out by the .1%” 😂
@ApriltheGirl
3 жыл бұрын
This was the best‼️
@katrinab7657
3 жыл бұрын
I screamed laughing
@SoniCraft98
3 жыл бұрын
That was incredible
@lmcp5931
3 жыл бұрын
Thats were I have vacationed for the last 12 years
@austin1470
3 жыл бұрын
☠️☠️☠️
Waxed, relaxed, and definitely not vaxxed. 😂😂😂
@brittanyd3173
3 жыл бұрын
🤦🏼♀️
@shelby9255
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@alancross5838
2 жыл бұрын
Ahmen
@dreamsessionsphotography2728
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck vaxed! 🇺🇸
Hubby and I just went to 30a for the first time (10 year anniversary trip) and this is SO SPOT ON! Literally I was in a shop and saw a bathing suit cover that was $320. I told my husband, "don't touch anything and let's go." 😂😂😂
30A, where 2018 Range Rovers are considered vintage
@mixeddrinks8100
3 жыл бұрын
where we are at... luxury is paying the extra money to have the Carmax sticker removed from your reasonably cheap car.
This made my day. We just arrived back home from 30A. 😆 I added so much diversity with my crossover suv in gray.
I caught that “We will rebuild” reference 😂I’ve also read the Harbinger
@rachelkornak5324
3 жыл бұрын
Literally reading that right now 😂
love how he was doing his normal comedy but then he must’ve been getting weird looks from a person nearby for the joke at 2:02
The inflation is becoming a problem, they are putting up balloons everywhere 🙄 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“30a Sticker is like if a Salt Life sticker had a trust fund” lmao
I’m here to claim my “I was gentrified out of 30A” sticker for my igloo cooler.
Clearly, I'm one of the people who's too broke to even know what 30a is.
@ketennievaughn2317
3 жыл бұрын
Yep, let me join the Google search as well.. But it give me "Get out" vibe.
@emj6631
3 жыл бұрын
@@ketennievaughn2317 💀💀💀😂😂😂
@TimLi-1
3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was California when I first saw the buildings in the video lol, I was clueless...
@emmaleec1714
3 жыл бұрын
@@BuckMcAntlerson that's what that sticker is!!! I always thought it was one of the hippie schools in my area 😂😂
@mandihebert959
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve definitely seen the number stickers all over south Louisiana.
Living and working here, this video is 100% accurate. I get rude stares when I drive my 2017 Range Rover through Alys beach. If you visit, eat at Shade’s and Caliza!
@suckafree97
3 жыл бұрын
I would love to roundhouse kick everyone on the bicycles that just decide that they can pull out in front of traffic and totally ignore any vehicles or pedestrians.
@AE-km1gz
3 жыл бұрын
@@suckafree97 I’m not near 30A, but here in Hilton Head it’s the saaaaaame! Bikes and pedestrians are everywhere and they’re so annoying! 🤦🏻♀️🥴 Most are riding rental bikes they can’t ride because of the pedal brakes. 😂
@SRose-vp6ew
2 жыл бұрын
Not exactly the same but the people from the Chicago hood seem to be vacationing in the Milwaukee hood, poorly parked cars all around. Actually, I am not even joking about seeing more Illinois plates than Wisconsin plates today, but actually I think they are moving here or I missed some big game or something. I used to work for RICH people, and I was thankful for the job, no hate from me, I truly am thankful for the rich, someone needs to pay retail so I can get the hand me downs. I don't even mind being called "the help." Yeah, because they need me, and honestly, I needed them.
As someone who is here right now and have been helping my in-laws find 30A stickers and shirts, this was so perfect. They’re from Texas and I’ve been trying to explain the area…just going to show them this.
must be a father daughter weekend... oh man that thing hit hard...
Bro!!!!!! We were there 2 weeks ago for the first time ever and all the comments you made were literally all the comments my husband and I were telling each other the whole time. At one point we went down to the beach at sunset in Seaside to take a walk. There were about 15 different groups of white families dressed all cute, kids with bows in their hairs - all taking sunset pics. My husband literally whispered to me "look, it's white heaven.... " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jewelsbarbie
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha 🤣🤣
@andreahannah574
3 жыл бұрын
So what happens if money is no issue and show up with my black boyfriend?😳😁
@blaineatk1201
2 жыл бұрын
This comment killed me 😂😂😂 I live here but 😂😂😂
@dreamsessionsphotography2728
Жыл бұрын
It’s one of the last truly pure spots around. It’s beautiful!
As a person who lives in Walton County, I find this hilarious.
@SouthernSkeptic
3 жыл бұрын
I live in Defuniak. Lived in FWB for 30 years. Had to leave there last year.
@offcaysman4208
3 жыл бұрын
Bro I live in DeFuniak Springs too small world. I agree this is hilarious
@SouthernSkeptic
3 жыл бұрын
@@offcaysman4208 I like it here. People are really nice.
@elizabethjones1973
3 жыл бұрын
Same. 30a local here. This is so funny.
@BrianWalsingham
3 жыл бұрын
Live in PC but worked on 30A for years. Two words: Nailed It.
Still one of my favorite videos of all time! 😂😂 No lies were told.
Forgot to mention all the families in their matchy-matchy outfits of lily pulitzer, polos, sperrys and bows who pose on the beach every night
@carsonscreations647
3 жыл бұрын
that’s so true- also my family 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@cowgirl_in_pink_pearls
3 жыл бұрын
Ohhh! And Vineyard Vines?
@BeeKool__113
3 жыл бұрын
They are so real!! They really do wear their matchy outfits
@floridabuckeye3171
3 жыл бұрын
And the little kids have matching smocked outfits!
Haha 🤣🤣“Everything in Alice beach is white, ok. The sand, the architecture, the cars, the … Well you get it.”
@beckymorris722
3 жыл бұрын
Alys
@dreamsessionsphotography2728
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, There’s still hope
“We will rebuild”😂😂😂
LOL! I think you captured the essence of the area quite accurately! I grew up on 30A in the 80s before it got to be like that.
We always say everyone looks like they just came out of a J. Crew magazine.
As a 30a local, I can proudly say I have been on a mission trip to Panama City! 😂🤣
@rolltide9547
Ай бұрын
We know your type are scared and soft
The part about fort Walton was funny because I feel the same about it sometimes 😂
More Country music irl!!!!!!! Loved this video John
Love your videos!! So glad to see more content!! Big fan. ❤️
I saw an article in a magazine yesterday about Rosemary Beach. I wanted to look on KZread to find vidoes about this beach. It is beautiful. I am glad John had a video on it. When he said Seaside, I was thinking of Seaside Heights in New Jersey. I am from the North.
An early morning laugh! Thank you for that! Hilarious and very true.
AMAZING JS!!! Glad this is back,.... Crackin up☠️😂
This guy hit the nail on the head! Hilarious!
I’ve lived here and worked here my whole life and I have been waiting for this video. BAHA
So on point! The only thing he missed is some Yeti cooler references.
I live in cottondale, and my cousins live in fort Walton beach, so I understand all of this which makes it 50x better.
We looooove our home in Seagrove . Been vacating there since 1996. Feel sorry at home!!
Went to Destin for the first time in March 2020 with my family. Come to find out it was because my mom saw posts from influencers on Instagram going there 😂 this is sooo spot on! But also I can’t wait to go back 🤩
John, I'm waiting under cover pastor episode 3!! ❤️ This is hilarious too!! 😂
Went for years before it was cool to call it "30A" and before all of the building. It was wonderful.
30A ? straight to Google after this video so I can understand it 🤷♀️ EDIT: Back from Google, John Crist taught me something today😅 30A is not the skid row of Florida
@lauraheyman2011
3 жыл бұрын
But it could be...! 🤣🤣🤣 whispers (It's overrated!)
@glamgal28
3 жыл бұрын
@@lauraheyman2011 😂
This is so true! 😂 Also I always got freaked out driving through Alys beach. It looks like some kind of cult compound for the ultra rich
@dreamsessionsphotography2728
Жыл бұрын
I know! It’s wonderful. Lol
@briancwoodall
Жыл бұрын
It is
I was stationed down in fort Walton. I love the whole emerald coast. Can’t wait to go back.
Hey John, I live in Panama City, I remember when 30A was just a deserted county road. I have seen it grow over the last few decades. I have built houses I. Rosemary Beach, Seaside, and Alys Beach. It is funny to me that people pay thousands upon thousands of dollars a week to enjoy this area and I get paid to enjoy it LOL.
@MaryOKC
3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@dagman85
3 жыл бұрын
@@SoCalCycleLawyer - that's not pride - it's just the appreciation of irony.
I had no idea what 30A was. My aunt and uncle have a condo in Miramar Beach. They can't stand 30A. 30A is just a status thing. I live in Kentucky and I remember seeing 30A stickers a lot when I was working at a movie theater. Most of the people who had 30A stickers on their car were some of the rudest customers ever.
@wharpig
2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of OBX stickers on vehicles.
@andybaldman
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone from FL is rude.
Me who’s been to all the places he’s filming. And wearing a Seacrest sweatshirt as I watch this.
@cowgirl_in_pink_pearls
3 жыл бұрын
Your name seems apropos also! LoL! Do you have boat shoes on?
@gmilla2825
3 жыл бұрын
We’ve got a flex-er over here! ✋🏻
This is so true and hilarious but I freaking love 30a anyway!
The 1% got gentrified out by the .1%.😄 I liked the Range Rover joke BTW.
"I think I'm gonna post that beach photo and use the caption 'Wanderlust'.What do you think? Yeah I mean I'm definitely three hours from my hometown and still using my dad's credit card but hmmm you get it."
First time learning about 30A. Thx for the summary.
I used to live on 30A. Beautiful place.
"Beach Please!" 😂😂😂
Lol I work down there/live. This is so accurate.
This is still my favorite video ever made. And I live in PC. *makes urgh face* 😂
Pretty sure that coast line is a glimpse of heaven!! ❤️
I live and Birmingham and go there on spring break. U got no idea how accurate everything u said is
I know this is going to sound corny but I really do appreciate your Channel! With all the mess that's going on in the real world we could come here on your channel and get a good laugh with all different people all different walks of life and move forward through all this mess! I will always support your Channel
Oh my gosh!!! My name is Vanessa and I used to live in Santa Rosa Beach and my now husband used to wash the windows in the background 2min 44 sec. Bhahahhahahaaaaaaa love this! You should totally do a video about donut hole I used to work there and they have supper yummy donuts. 😋
@AE-km1gz
3 жыл бұрын
The donut hole is the best! My husband and I honeymooned in destin and the one there was our favorite breakfast spot! 😋
😂👏😂👏 loved it!!! U are hilarious 🤣
Why I love this channel so much, is that iv never seen a man portray a Karen better, he just has the perfect attitude of a Karen and it makes the content SO FUNNY
At this point, we are just doing videos to write off vacations on income tax aren't we ;)
@shelby9255
3 жыл бұрын
I'm so doing this! 🤣
So true but I love it there! 💕
Yup, you nailed it
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!
come over to okaloosa island and slum it for the sequel.... looking forward to that too!
Oh my your hat. Lots of protection from the sun. Best things happening in Florida🙏🇺🇸
OMG hilarious. I'm from Tallahassee, so thanks for the shout out haha
My new favorite comedian!
Lol, Pensacola here! Thanks for the shout out!
This hits too close!!! Lol! Love it
These are all so accurate 🤣I love traveling to 30A though it’s a beautiful place
Oh you boujee vacation out there!
OMG I love ya bro. Shoulda stopped by Pensacola
The look on his face at 1:01 when the cart was noisy got me laughing lol Edit. "I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere "
I literally had to look up what your talking about, lmbo!!!!🤣😂
I didn't know what 30a was before i saw this video. Now I know all I need to. Very informative
Thank you.
Lol.. 30A Santa Rosa has my ❤ Dune Allen Beach ⛱
Yes, you summed it up, John. 30a is whiter than a Nebraska snow storm.
@gmilla2825
3 жыл бұрын
Niiiiice
@dreamsessionsphotography2728
Жыл бұрын
Paradise
I took 30a for granted when we went 7 years ago. I didn’t know truly the type of sand I was walking on. 5 kids later we can’t afford 30a . 🤣🤣
Surprisingly accurate lol 😂
As someone from fort Walton this has me howling 😂 good stuff bro lol
A friend has a condo in Sandestin and lets me stay a few times a year. Didn't realize I'd been slummin' it! 😂
😂😂😂 This is too damn funny!!!
I have never heard of this place before but then again, I hardly travel below the Mason/Dixon Line.
This is so accurate😂
Hi John. I am a big fan.
we stay at Grayton Beach State Park, then go buy a coffee in Seaside and watch the soccer moms try to be SI models.
Omg now I can’t rent a van to drive down there. Gosh! Lol 😂
My family vacations in Destin and my dad sent me this video
I live in Santa Rosa Beach. It’s such a drag getting to Seaside! 😫
RED BAR!!! YESSSSSS!!!
My husband & I are about to vacation at Rosemary beach for the first time... departing from our usual Destin area. Now I'm a little afraid of the looks we might get in our GMC. If we're not accepted we will just head on down a little farther to Panama City. lol Maybe we'll take the 2014 Town & Country mini van just to ruffle some feather. :))
@shantagoodwin6905
2 жыл бұрын
Hope you packed a lot of patience
Last time I was this early I was watching episode 2 of Church Hunters
Beach please!🤣🏖🤣🏖🤣🏖
I love fort Walton. So family friendly.
🤣🤣 Hilarious! We are going back to 30A in a few weeks, so excited! Don't worry about not fitting in, my Rubicon Wrangler is silver (not white) but they accept me just fine. 🤣
OK but this town is literally so 😍 pretty!!! Plus I love that it's warm all year, and the seaside/fort Walton beach and miramar beach area (along with crab Island) has really blue water! I could see myself staying in a cute beach house enjoying the all white architecture and working on my book blog while in a beach chair
I recognized the neighborhood behind the do not enter sign. I stayed in that airbnb once.
this is so flipping accurate tho
this was BANANAS level epic!
HaHa this is so awesome I have cleaned pools over on 30a for along time, and all of this is so true
I think this dude is even funny when he’s not trying to be funny....natural comedian.