What’s sad is some people think like this and don’t actually think this is a joke....

@faithkipper7549

3 жыл бұрын

So very true and they see no issue with IT AT ALL!

@tabithathewholistic

3 жыл бұрын

Right???

@swimreader1564

3 жыл бұрын

I know right??

@ladyjade6446

3 жыл бұрын

Too many woke jokes.

@RealIsaiah1k

3 жыл бұрын

They actually ban this type of stuf

“White people dunking, now we’re just lying” I’m dead

@JMarieCAlove

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that was funny! My hubby is white and he was in a basketball team throughout high school and won several awards for getting his team in the lead every season! Some white men can jump! 😉😂

@pamelapenner8572

3 жыл бұрын

@@JMarieCAlove I’m pretty sure nobody asked

@tdogdking8339

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly it's the truth white people can't dunk 😣

@kiwikiwi2483

3 жыл бұрын

@@JMarieCAlove LOL that was funny! My hubby is black and he was in a basketball team throughout high school and won several awards for getting his team in the lead every season. Most black men can jump

@bonezbeatzz2479

3 жыл бұрын

Especially with the black girl guarding her. She aight dunking that

This isn’t comedy anymore, it’s a *documentary*

@ForeverSongMinistries

3 жыл бұрын

But for real...you're right

@rachelm4051

3 жыл бұрын

I wish you were wrong 😬

@suzg4928

3 жыл бұрын

I need a drink.

@ChonkyCats

3 жыл бұрын

So accurate it's painful

@darlenehill2246

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

John: Children’s Toys that need to be cancelled *immediately* Twitter + Cancel Culture: *_I gotchu_*

@quinnb-g1576

3 жыл бұрын

sad but true still funny though

@itsblus4556

3 жыл бұрын

Yes but the laughs are good for the soul! 😂

@romanalillian

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@betterbaseball8990

3 жыл бұрын

And liberals

@brightmacsworld8353

3 жыл бұрын

Trump lost the election Trump lost the election Trump lost the election he's going to lose in 2024 just you wait or I'll still be world War 3 hahaha

I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

@blandbrick

3 жыл бұрын

U should cry your being defunded

@mordecaialivanallenoshea7532

3 жыл бұрын

@@blandbrick hahahaha!

@cococreampuff5903

3 жыл бұрын

I did both

@juliewilliams40

3 жыл бұрын

BOTH!!!

@danielarnold2254

3 жыл бұрын

¿Por qué no los dos?

"The towers, falling, think about it..." I can't look at Jenga the same way after this.

@richardshermanjr1899

3 жыл бұрын

I once saw a Jenga copycat game called Tumbling towers and I thought that must have Osama bin Laden's favorite toy as a child.

@natelloyd6312

3 жыл бұрын

Last I checked liberals are ignoring 9-11 in order to “not offend terrorists and Muslims!” Completely messed up! Lol

@603me.

3 жыл бұрын

"Controlled demolition"

@mika274

3 жыл бұрын

This is perfectly in Alex Jones category. He would be able to find the links between the CIA and Jenga

@darpyyy8160

3 жыл бұрын

Wait I don’t get it. What’s wrong with Jenga?

He be talking quietly so the targeters don’t get offended

@brightmacsworld8353

3 жыл бұрын

Travelocity election now you have to serve bite in your weak people........ How you going to stir in the capital Stone the capital sequel 3 hahaha

@briandesens144

3 жыл бұрын

@@brightmacsworld8353 DUDE NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS ON THE ELECTION NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY

@johncrist2991

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@briandesens144

3 жыл бұрын

@@johncrist2991 hi there what do you want?

@briandesens144

3 жыл бұрын

@ DUDE NO ONE CARES IF HE IS NOT WEARING A MASK WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT IS THAT HE HAS TO BE CANCELED FOR SAYING THAT THOMAS AND FRIENDS SHOULD BE CANCELED SO THERE IS THAT CLEAR NOW LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS VIDEO FROM YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE ON KZread

Cancel Bob the Builder who's sentient vehicles are stealing job opportunities from smaller organizations and destroying their livelihoods, canceled!

@renee16us

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh. 😂🤣

@devindaniels1379

3 жыл бұрын

On the other hand, Bob the Builder is where Obama got his 2008 slogan.

@Canlyn62

3 жыл бұрын

BWAHAHA

@Deeeaah

3 жыл бұрын

@@devindaniels1379 THANK YOU! I would tell someone and they'd be like "no!"

@graysonk363

3 жыл бұрын

Nah the left/cancel culture doesn’t care about small businesses

Fun fact: The battleship box cover used to have the mother and daughter smiling and washing dishes in the background.

@SupersuMC

3 жыл бұрын

Ooof....

@rebeccahelm180

3 жыл бұрын

I remember that box because I had it as a child!!! Mom & daughter dutifully washing dishes and smiling, while the boys play games!

@RhettMashburn

3 жыл бұрын

@@rebeccahelm180 Hilarious isn't it? 😂

@MrBruh281

3 жыл бұрын

😡😡😡😡😡 that is stereotyping women1!!1!1!1 cancelled1!1!1!1 😡😡😡😡😡😡

@Crimsonking741

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrBruh281 lol

If I saw this guy in my Target I would die laughing 😂

@mg8849

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve always wondered if he gets spotted as he’s gently knocking over the merchandise at these Targets and Walmarts.

@kaylafinnegan3537

3 жыл бұрын

I would join him lmao

@seahawk03fan

3 жыл бұрын

@@mg8849 Fr lmaooo

@hillorisartin6129

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaylafinnegan3537 that's what I was thinking. 🤣

@seahawk03fan

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeahawksMartin aye hey Martin 👋😂

This would be funny if it weren’t the truth. Be careful, I’m afraid they’ll get ideas from this.

@ultimateslinger9857

3 жыл бұрын

Them wanting to cancel Dr sues books have by far been the dumbest thing ever. They are the most non discriminate or offensive book I’ve ever read. The only crime is that there just to great.

@pamelas1002

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@evanwatkins6902

3 жыл бұрын

@@ultimateslinger9857 Right! When I was in elementary several years ago ain't nobody was offended by the pictures in the book. Who's offended by it the kids or the adults? Cause us kids weren't.

@ultimateslinger9857

3 жыл бұрын

@@evanwatkins6902 Exactly!

@TeresaO82

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, I hope they don't find these videos. Cancelled!

A white kid dunking now we’re just lying 😂😂😂

@DunderMifflin_ThisisPam

3 жыл бұрын

That was the best joke.

@juliewilliams40

3 жыл бұрын

Right?!! I LITERALLY laugh out loud - LOUDLY on that one!!!

@terrybyrd3738

3 жыл бұрын

White kids can't jump (notice how short the goal) .. Cancelled!

@cowgirl_in_pink_pearls

3 жыл бұрын

IKR

@eromeka

3 жыл бұрын

That is being racist

hmm “children’s” meaning singular? That’s exclusion, CANCELED

@beardlessdragon

3 жыл бұрын

"Children's" is plural. "Child's" would be the singular

All the customers in the store who witnessed this 😂

"a white kid dunking? now they're just lying to us. CAncelled" THIS Literally had me dying laughing, too funny

The people who disliked this are definitely from cancel culture

I came to this video after watching a video of someone getting called racist for buying a white snickers bar

@minuzs

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO I WATCHED THAT YESTERDAY 😭

@justinvautard9177

3 жыл бұрын

Saw that a few weeks ago...very sad. It’s just a candy bar for crying out loud

@whcchw

3 жыл бұрын

🤦🏿‍♂️

@katherinerosario1602

3 жыл бұрын

Make it make sense 🤣🤣🤣

@juliewilliams40

3 жыл бұрын

You have GOT to be kidding! I have to search that out. The insanity just keeps getting more insane!!!

"oh Thomas the train fracking set CANCELED Biden canceled that on day one" lol so funny.

@definitelynotdieste175

3 жыл бұрын

Thomes and frends is my childhood so stop

@snelson2418

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly, TRUE!

@kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

3 жыл бұрын

@@definitelynotdieste175 ???

@HooverDam1935

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@HooverDam1935

3 жыл бұрын

Abd he mistook Thomas for Gordon and maybe James

I love how he takes their logic and puts it in real life situations to show just how absolutely ridiculous their agenda is ❤😂

@johncrist2991

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@storm8498

3 жыл бұрын

John Crist wOw iTs tHe rEaL jOhN cRiSt I cAnT BeLiEvE iT

The last thing I want to see is a politically correct kids TV show.

@ameliapc3943

3 жыл бұрын

nightmare provoking

@thespanishinquisition8617

3 жыл бұрын

Turn on Cartoon Network at literally anytime of day Although I guess adult swim doesn’t count

@nataliepowers8002

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespanishinquisition8617 haha

@monsterjambrony

3 жыл бұрын

That would be super boring.

@Yankeesfan-il2he

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t give them any ideas

"Guess who? Does your person look like a male but identify as a female?" BAHAHAHA

@simonboost

3 жыл бұрын

That was the best

“Well, unfortunately if we discover anything you’ve done in your past, sorry is no longer enough.” I’m laughing but I’m also not.

@johncrist2991

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@fablethewolf825

3 жыл бұрын

I like how vaguely threatening that statement is. These guys talk about equality and peace and their only solution is passively violent.

He basically summarized modern society in a nutshell.

Target employee: Sir you need to stop knocking our merchandise over John: You know who else is a target? Taylor Lorenz! *Canceled!*

@johncrist2991

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

Soon, Disney will be changing the name to Womandalorian.

@monique7885

3 жыл бұрын

Or “x”dalorian

@Organicme1

3 жыл бұрын

their dying. Ohio and a few others are closing for good.

@courtneyj9906

3 жыл бұрын

@@Organicme1 what are you talking about

@Organicme1

3 жыл бұрын

@@courtneyj9906 60 Disney stores are closing for good. I guess it's moving to more online shopping and fewer locations.

@Organicme1

3 жыл бұрын

@@courtneyj9906 Also almost no movie theater revenue, and productions slowed do to pandemic.

Half a million deaths and we are still playing with Gravedigger. Had me weak 😂😂😂.

@quorrakai

3 жыл бұрын

I know! I almost spit out my drink laughing! 😂😂😂 John is the best!

@zinnbelt1418

3 жыл бұрын

@@quorrakai Yes lol

@suzg4928

3 жыл бұрын

Gov. Cuomo holds the high score in that game.

@zinnbelt1418

3 жыл бұрын

@@suzg4928 oh my lol

@cherylzaccone9685

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

The sad part is that there's a Karen, snowflake, liberal, or all of the above out there watching this right now and they are using this video as a checklist!

@ladyjade6446

3 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that. Lol

@ultimateslinger9857

3 жыл бұрын

That is by far my least favorite group of people

@quorrakai

3 жыл бұрын

Right! No one has a sense of humor anymore.

@chrondog18

3 жыл бұрын

Probably some of the dislikes

@ultimateslinger9857

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrondog18 Oh for sure.

“Creator offensive to atheists” I died 🤣

Last time I was this early, it was OK to read Dr. Seuss books in school 😂

@priscillajimenez27

3 жыл бұрын

So what happened with Dr. Seuss? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

@annaferns1840

3 жыл бұрын

What happened?? Dr. Seuss is a pretty popular figure in english class where I live

@awesomesmileyguy

2 жыл бұрын

@@annaferns1840 One of his books had a caricature of a Chinese person. This book was cancelled.

Stopped mid Trey Kennedy video for this and it was worth it 😂

@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT??? Trey Kennedy videos are much better😭😭

@Ladymusicc

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@skellingtonmeteoryballoon

3 жыл бұрын

😆🤣😂🤣😆🤣😂

@justincross4478

3 жыл бұрын

It usually is lol

@swimreader1564

3 жыл бұрын

Same!! Lol

Today, a joke. Tomorrow, a news story. There was literally a story today about how hiking isn't diverse enough and is ablist. Cancel culture knows no boundaries.

@snelson2418

3 жыл бұрын

Unless they’re hiking across a CERTAIN border...

@pizzapartytime1826

Жыл бұрын

The funny thing is they actually have a real trail accessible trails around the mountain I mean it’s not hiking but still…

For everyone who is asking where is his mask. ... He's in a state where it is not mandatory anymore. It's up to the individual if they want to wear a mask or not. He's not wearing one...ok. . Move along. Have a nice day 😊

@JMarieCAlove

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! He probably made sure he wasn’t near a lot of people also.

@dylanawilson7765

3 жыл бұрын

If anyone cares about a mask they shouldn't be following John lol

@gean4890

3 жыл бұрын

What state is this!? Why isn't Florida doing this!!! 😒

@brenda324

3 жыл бұрын

I cheered.

@benpfeiffer3869

3 жыл бұрын

@@gean4890 Texas

John's kids will not look forward to going toy shopping with him. "Daddy can I have this?" "No. This toy is offense in some way to someone we don't even know. Cancelled!" Or, John reading his kids' Christmas toy wish list, red pen in hand: "Cancelled. Cancelled. Cancelled!"

This was fun but painful to watch knowing this is where the world is heading. Thank God we aint from this world

@juliewilliams40

3 жыл бұрын

I'm afraid we are already there on at least 80% of what he joked. It's simply insane! Woke culture - CANCELLED!!

@brenda324

3 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@jazzydadj6206

3 жыл бұрын

Right, amen

@Jen-kv7wd

3 жыл бұрын

@@jazzydadj6206 but I mean the paw patrol Chase the cops dog really I come from a cop family that's kinda dumb they don't need to get rid of him

@PatrickMahomes15Chiefs

2 жыл бұрын

He was joking, although you might have already known, sorry

i love how all he said for the pac man one was “pac-MAN? hmm.”

@KK-ce2hf

3 жыл бұрын

Favorite part 😂

@hannah.leblanc

3 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂

@derekhandson351

3 жыл бұрын

Which is funny because they did make a pack woman game

@priscillajimenez27

3 жыл бұрын

@@derekhandson351 true but God forbid they wanna make it like potato head and without a gender just Pac Person

@fablethewolf825

3 жыл бұрын

The best part? PAC-Man does have a female counterpart. It’s...Mrs. PAC-Man.

I lost it when he talked about the white kid dunking a basketball 😂

I love how he didn’t even have to explain the pac man one 😂😂

I'm going to need an entire "cancelled" series....at least one a week! PLEASE!!!!

People are going to want to cancel this video because it offends them 😂

God, John, you’re just giving them more ammunition to cancel more things so kids can’t have fun! /s

@tdogdking8339

3 жыл бұрын

Bit they want ammo to be, u guessed it CANCLED

That anti-racist baby book is at TARGET? Holy smokes.

@dealio1762

3 жыл бұрын

Cancel target...seriously. and don't let ur girls use their bathrooms alone.

“Can I get a-“ Chic-fil-a on Sunday: 2:51

@cherylzaccone9685

3 жыл бұрын

They recently pu a Chick fil a right by where I live and for some reason I'm only in the mood for a sandwidh on Sundays

@caesar7734

3 жыл бұрын

It is Chick-Fil-A not Chic-Fil-A

The Lego Creator joke killed me.

I feel bad for the employee who has to stack up all the toys he knocked over

@AnonyMous-ow9cq

3 жыл бұрын

The employee gets cancelled for undoing John’s cancel work lol

@fuckgoogle4712

3 жыл бұрын

I bet he fixes every single one. I mean, how could he repeatedly do this in big department stores with loss prevention units watching him on cameras the entire time. I'd think they would put some security on him quick, and then immediately show him the door.

@joenormal9566

3 жыл бұрын

He is too Christian to leave the toys knocked over

@marcw6875

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who worked at a Target at one point, the toy aisles get pretty trashed every day anyway. They might not even notice anything different. lol

@suzg4928

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuckgoogle4712 Lmao, I highly doubt Security gives a fuck.

Surprised you didn't do this one: Pokemon cards support capturing animals from their wild habitats - CANCELLED

“Antiracist Baby” 😂. Let me have 100 to give away as gifts! 😆

@lovetolovefairytales

3 жыл бұрын

Ooh that would be perfect to re-enact Good Omens with. Yeah, misread that as "antichrist baby" 😂

@derekhandson351

3 жыл бұрын

I love it! I want to buy it

@priscillajimenez27

3 жыл бұрын

So what's it about?

Lol unfortunately this is the world we live in 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

the way he said *HAS-BRO*🤣🤣🤣

Yahtzee?! So we want kids to become gambling addicts now? Unacceptable, cancelled!

John is a legend, a national treasure 💯😂 This series is just pure gold, can watch these videos like forever! The jokes really had me rolling on the floor cuz of laughter, sooo super mega hilarious and so accurate at the same time!

Most people walking by probably had no idea what this was for😂

The fact that they're addressing EVERYTHING except what needs to be addressed makes these 'canceled' videos so much funnier

“Half a million deaths and were still playing with grave digger” 😂😂

I love how he puts the aspect of realism onto those toys

“Look at this fun basketball hoop. A white kid dunking, now we’re just lying to people.” Lmaooooo🤣🤣🤣

*Children? Having fun? Last time I checked we didn't create these monsters to have fun, but to align with our political agenda! We're adults! Let's make things terrible so kids can't have a normal childhood and end up depressed* - Every single adult in the summer of 2020. Btw for the last one, all the "cancelled" dr. suess books are already off the shelves and it doesn't matter since they weren't even the popular ones. but still hilarious video

“Fracking set” 😂. Canceled on day 1!

John: Paw Patrol Everyone: Such a TROLL

“Jenga: two towers, falling. Think about it. Cancelled!” Haha

To be honest, the Karen’s would probably defend minions.

This is LEGIT liberal’s logic!

@suzg4928

3 жыл бұрын

Not all Liberal's. I'm Liberal and don't think that way.

@jungleparkway

3 жыл бұрын

i hope you don't genuinely think all of us are like that :( don't let the loud ones ruin it for everyone

Everyone let us reminisce over the year 2017, where there were 2 genders and people didn’t care nearly as much about Chosen gender and all the stuff people get canceled for

Every overprotective parent ever:

The fact that I believe some people are actually like this says a lot about society.

"Now we are just lying to people" lol

I have no words. This is too good and also too sad. Major credit to you.

Old maid! I’m truly surprised they didn’t get that one yet! 😂

@juliewilliams40

3 жыл бұрын

It's only still ok b/c it was a white woman they are calling Old Maid! LOL!

The Guess Who one had me dying🤣🤣

This was absolutely incredible! Great work.

Movies That Need To Be Cancelled should be next. Considering John's sheltered childhood, THAT should be fun! :)

You can tell he's actually in Target because he's trying to be quiet.

"A white kid dunking, now we're just lying to people." I can't fucking breath. 😂

This man is too funny😂😂

@briandesens144

3 жыл бұрын

No he is not

@TheRealNBAYoungboy

3 жыл бұрын

Youngboy is funnier

@briandesens144

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealNBAYoungboy NO HE IS NOT FUNNY AND NEITHER IS THE GUY IN THIS VIDEO NOW SHUT UP BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS VIDEO

Lol 😂 I’m so glad I watched this and came across it. It’s a little refreshing comedy :) My opinion: Cancel culture is so frustrating and feels like it’s about people that are very insecure and cannot handle being mature in life. If it offends then make it about for yourselves, one does not have to decide for the rest of the people.

“A white kid dunking so now we are just lying to our self’s” 🤣

I get the feeling he hasn't actually seen how bad "Anti-racist Baby" is. There isn't much I can say about it without asking for forgiveness afterward...that bad.

Target: Take notes, TAKE NOTES!!!!!!!!!

@jeanette8943

3 жыл бұрын

Sad but true

Cancel Power Rangers because our power comes from God. Canceled.

I had a bad day today, I just could, not stop chuckling, thank you.

Great to have you back John. This is absolutely hilarious 😀😀😀

So true, so true! People have lost their mind. I am afraid I might get cancelled because I am a "Black Irish." Not the right ethnicity in culture right now.

@priscillajimenez27

3 жыл бұрын

My old HS teacher was "black Irish" too

Why do we still divide children’s toys by gender anymore? We all know gender is starting to become a thing of the past.

Little did he know that Charlie Berens and his group was outside in the parking lot while waiting for their wives in this target 🤣

1:30 "two towers falling, think about it" 😂🤣

@hkhan4533

3 жыл бұрын

Like leave us alone.

Good thing hot wheels haven't been added to the list yet lol

@suzg4928

3 жыл бұрын

Hot wheels? Promoting reckless driving....CANCELLED!!!

@walkietalkie1973

3 жыл бұрын

@@suzg4928 hot wheels only promotes safe stunt driving...not intended to be used in real life situations lol

@iceslick16

3 жыл бұрын

It promotes using gas!! Cancelled!

Do they still make Mystery Date, if so, I'd love to see the possible "dates" it provides.

The sound of kids excited in background was a perfect touch!

"If we discover anything you've done in your past sorry will no longer be enough" *BRUH THAT IS LITERALLY HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA RIGHT THERE*

*y’all know Mrs Pac-Man has been a thing for decades*

@Organicme1

3 жыл бұрын

what about proper pronouns? lol

Still looking for the wheat thicks lol

Honestly it’s target’s fault for putting the two jenga towers together

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS MAN! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK

@sct1111

3 жыл бұрын

Yea where would we be without these videos! Its my saving grace!

“1:58 a white kid dunking, let’s not lie”

Whispering so target doesn’t cancel you right out the store. They love to escort out youtubers

@priscillajimenez27

3 жыл бұрын

I wish my PT job Ross would escort people out. They try to shop to and past closing and my managers are too scared to do anything!

“GUESS WHO “ the most accurate!! 🤦‍♀️

So now i know the reason the toy section is so messy and my manager needs me to tidy it, cheers dude.

I covered up Kamala books with Dr. Suess this weekend 🤣🤣

@briannauhl700

3 жыл бұрын

I cover her books too, as well as Biden’s. 😂

I love this! Cancel everything so no one is ever offended ever again....oh wait that doesn't work??? Hmmmm

"A white kid dunking. Now we're just lying!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I shared this with everyone in my contacts! 😂