"It's not a war crime, it's just vodka" Spiffing brit 2018

@RedDeadUndead1

5 жыл бұрын

Only Valefisk commits war crimes

F for Dimitri Number 200471.

@waffleiron6929

5 жыл бұрын

F

@jorgosgustavus3183

5 жыл бұрын

F

@MrHouse-ii5yd

5 жыл бұрын

F

@jordananderson2728

5 жыл бұрын

F

@Rex-mr8bw

5 жыл бұрын

F

"Oh I do love some crispy Germans." -Spiffing 2018

@zaidakbaralmuharram2984

5 жыл бұрын

"don't quote me on that"

@pollishion8394

3 жыл бұрын

Spiffing 2018 - superis 2018

Spiffing Brit: OH NO TIGER TANKS *PZ.IV looks confused*

@yeetreviews

4 жыл бұрын

I only know tanks because of warthunder

@gabrielcooper1248

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeetreviews ok

Throwing molotvs at armored? WINTER WAR FEELINGS

@SirCycloneVEVO

5 жыл бұрын

*Sisu*

@TheDeepState2001

5 жыл бұрын

Wat

@kuuno2

5 жыл бұрын

Oh The Molotov good drink and nice bottle.

Now I need to reinstall MoW AS 2 just to ride a tractor into battle.

@xxCreeperPLxx

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit lmao

@benchmarking6875

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit you mean 1945 that tractor was way to Advanced to be made by the Soviet Union.

@ihateeverything3972

4 жыл бұрын

Yoo Captain Murphy!! Duality

Never in my life have I heard my name spoken so many times by an absolutely exquisite specimen of a Brit in one video. F to all of my fallen namesakes.

The Soviet Clone Army in this battles lost a considerable number (417) of Clone Model Dimitri, with special mention of No [476] and No [276].

@Ralampos

Жыл бұрын

i have the real dimitri but i am not him

and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming....

@unitedstatesofamerica4987

5 жыл бұрын

They never stop

@kebabmanthekebab-giver9610

5 жыл бұрын

never

@quarreneverett4767

5 жыл бұрын

Back to the war

@ashplayzroblox5062

5 жыл бұрын

That's what she said

@benchmarking6875

5 жыл бұрын

The german soldier that said that was so dromitize that he still says that to this day.

Those weren't even tigers they were panzer ivs lol

@TheArklyte

5 жыл бұрын

Well, no difference for infantrymen facing it head on at distance actually. This is even worse as there'd be more tanks.

@finnishwehraboo8377

5 жыл бұрын

Yea

@finnishwehraboo8377

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheArklyte not de same

@enderbartnik3148

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheArklyte well, yes difference. A russian PTRS would be able to penetrate the IV with a lucky shot. The tiger on the other hand, youd have to be a lot fucking luckier.

@TheArklyte

5 жыл бұрын

@@enderbartnik3148 head on? From a distance? Nope. PTRS is capable of astonishing 50mm of penetration that had forced germans to introduce side skirts for Panther, but that's within 100m and none of the late Pz.IV's had such a weak front. Read before trying to answer.

F in the chat for Dimitri

"Dimitri fell and broke ALL of his legs" You're not technically wrong.

You can pull artillery guns with the tractors

@-Faris-

5 жыл бұрын

Artillery only in Men of War?

@mortiferletifer2412

5 жыл бұрын

@@-Faris- why not dude

@jorgosgustavus3183

5 жыл бұрын

noone is stopping you

@qwertyerror601

5 жыл бұрын

conscript is artillery enough. strap bombs and say that german hafltrack has vodka

Is Valefisk the The Spiffing American or is it the otherway around?

@IemandIemandus

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit But are you perfectly balanced?

@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179

5 жыл бұрын

@@IemandIemandus as all things should be.

I just want to thank you for introducing me to B Mashina at 12:11. Great song. Keep up the great work!

@The_Absolute_Dog

4 жыл бұрын

Ah thanks. I paused right at this point coz I couldnt remember what it was

F "he was a good man" - his dog December 5th 2018

I actually did refill my tea when you mentioned it, thanks for the reminder spiff

9:47 in soviet union everyone is one day from retirement

@discordlexia2429

5 жыл бұрын

Always one day, even a day after the last day in which they were also one day from retirement.

@Bazerald777

5 жыл бұрын

Retirement FROM LIFE

How dare you call glorious Mosin Nagant a crappy bolt action rifle.

@thescottsman1996

4 жыл бұрын

In the gunsmith world : moist nugget

@Dixby_Floppin

4 жыл бұрын

Ever fired one?

@charlesfollette2655

4 жыл бұрын

It’s best use is as a boat paddle.... worst gun I ever shot

@boguslav9502

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dixby_Floppin its not as bad as people make it out to be, its oddly enough quite decent for the time period. Then there are moist finnish mosins

@howlerofthegrey9368

4 жыл бұрын

Only an Idiot Car salesman Alex would say that... Ofcourse the Mosin Nagant are not bad...

I didn't know the Eastern front was actually a campaign in the Clone Wars.

@matthewbeach6963

4 жыл бұрын

When a Dimitri catches himself on fire. "Some clones are simply defective"

@blede8649

3 жыл бұрын

Good thing those Germans can't aim. - DM-TR476

What the educated call them: fodder What everyone else calls them: chod What spiff calls them: Russian

@murphy7801

2 жыл бұрын

What Putin calls them, first wave

Captures enemy vehicle* "This now belongs to the glorious Soviet union!"

@bificommander7472

4 жыл бұрын

Seize the means of destruction!

And Conscript Squads aren't even the worst unit in the game

2:09 - Orchestral Deja Vu? You are madman!

F

@milancerven9641

5 жыл бұрын

F

@monkyarmy714

4 жыл бұрын

F

I love it when you actually do things according to history

Soldier: "We have nothing to Counter the Enemy Tank, Commander!" Spiffing: "LOB MORE VODKA IN IT !!!!!!! FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!!!!"

Ooo. This one aged a bit to well lol.

The mad lad actually gone and done it

did you just forget to add sky environment? also i can't believe you played this game, this game is pretty fun i've been playing it for years, and i recommend it to everyone who likes ww2 strategy games

Hilarious spiff!! I really love your channel anytime I need a laugh just put you on 👌

Aah that Laibach moment at 12:05 :D love it!

Play Equestria at War Spiffing. Rimmy bullied me and said he won't do it but I really want to see that mod get more recognition.

@Zray3003

5 жыл бұрын

look at that its the soveit elephant

@brettmcclain9289

5 жыл бұрын

I wish adorable hearts got more attention.

@Cortizelic

5 жыл бұрын

People who play Equestria at war should commit toaster bath

@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870

5 жыл бұрын

In this comment section we can see a 3 quarters English 1 quarter Scottish with a bit of German Soviet Womble bullying what I, Cato Sicarius, assume to be an Italian Techpriest who is requesting a Spigging Brit to play an HOI4 mod called Equestria at War because an Australian Rimmy didn't want to. And this comment was written by 01001001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01001001 00101100 00100000 01000011 01100001 01110100 01101111 00100000 01010011 01101001 01100011 01100001 01110010 01101001 01110101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01100101 01111000 00101101 01000011 01100001 01110000 01110100 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100011 01101111 01101110 01100100 00100000 01010101 01101100 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101101 01100001 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01100001 01101110 01111001 00101100 00100000 01001101 01100001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00101100 00100000 01001011 01101110 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01000011 01101000 01100001 01101101 01110000 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01001101 01100001 01100011 01110010 01100001 01100111 01100111 01100101 00101100 00100000 01000111 01110010 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01000100 01110101 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01010100 01100001 01101100 01100001 01110011 01110011 01100001 01110010 00101100 00100000 01001000 01101001 01100111 01101000 00100000 01010011 01110101 01111010 01100101 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01010101 01101100 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101101 01100001 01110010 00101100 00100000 01010000 01110010 01101001 01101101 01100001 01110010 01101001 01110011 00100000 01001101 01100001 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010000 01110010 01101001 01101101 01100001 01110010 01100011 01101000 00100000 01000111 01110101 01101001 01101100 01101100 01101001 01101101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01010110 01101001 01100011 01110100 01110010 01101001 01111000 00100000 01000111 01110101 01100001 01110010 01100100 00101100 00100000 01000111 01110101 01101001 01101100 01101100 01101001 01101101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110101 01100100 01100101 01101110 01110100 00101100 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101110 01100101 01111000 01110100 00100000 01000011 01101000 01100001 01110000 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01001101 01100001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101001 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101001 01110100 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01001100 01101111 01110010 01100100 00100000 01010010 01100101 01100111 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 00101000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110100 01110111 01101111 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101000 01101001 01100111 01101000 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 01110100 01101001 01100011 01100001 01101100 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100011 01110101 01101100 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 01110011 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101 00101001 00101110 Most ambitious crossover ever.

@nathanielclarke436

5 жыл бұрын

Really not all bronies are gay

>You russians were made for this. Ouch

@stuartburchell5816

5 жыл бұрын

Ranger NCR big ouch

@lovepeace9727

5 жыл бұрын

Hehe as a russian I approve))

One of my favourite games,love that you played it.Greetings from Latvia

He kept calling panzers Tiger tanks…

@ONI_002

2 жыл бұрын

well he kept calling panzer iv s tigers, which as a brit is pretty normal, but a tiger is also a panzer just so you know

@shardell

2 жыл бұрын

I mean so did the allies so

@jiji_701

Жыл бұрын

i was thinking the same thing

Is that the Imperial Gu- wait no. That’s Russians.

@jellybeatdown

5 жыл бұрын

Stalin protects!

11:42 Cyanide should teach those guys about spacing.

@majdaasee4744

5 жыл бұрын

He is the one who killed them, he was inside the tank

@russiabear4044

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

I loooooove this game! Thanks Spiffing Brit! (Also do the Rimwold video)

The planet broke, before the guard did

Two thoughts on seeing the title of the video: "Yes, that's basically what happened." and "Quantity has a quality of its own." Also, fun fact, in history Russians had tank tactics including crashing into the enemy tank, then slap some explosives onto it and run away.

Excepted Valefisk war crimes, Got The Spiffing Brit Russian purge.

Dimitri, Vodka and a lot of heroes of the Motherland Kawalski analysis

U think I got only a cup of tea? I always have a whole pot for ur videos! ... because I like to watch more than one ^-^

ah yes the zap branagan strategy, overload the enemy's kill counter and force them to shut down

Just FYI, volksgrenadier are essentially conscripts as well.

@FullmetalMerc1

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for pointing that out, that line made me raise an eyebrow or two. I believe he got them mixed up with Panzergrenadiers, who were indeed proper soldiers and all that...

@enderbartnik3148

5 жыл бұрын

@@FullmetalMerc1 yep

Play more Mowas spiffing!! This was too fun! (also those weren't tigers, they were PZ. IV G s)

Every time spiff commits a war crime he claims self defense , "I just gunned down millions of vilagers with a fully automatic crossbow, self defense"👍

Just like it was in real life

@SjahalNoori

5 жыл бұрын

yes

@Botar48

5 жыл бұрын

When your only source of history knowledge is dead memes

@mertguner8684

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it isn't like soviets crafted 80,000 armored vehicels from 1938 to 1945

@TapOnX

5 жыл бұрын

@@mertguner8684 cyka

@mertguner8684

5 жыл бұрын

Glaydson Coelho except they didn't

Clickbait. He's recording historically accurate games while making the title sound like having only conscripts is some sort of inaccuracy

"Look at that cannon!" -The Spiffing Brit to a SDKFZ with only a 20mm cannon and mg34 1942 colorized

December 2018. The month Spiffin learned that armored flaming alcohol is probably not enough to penetrate the armor of an armored vehicle designed to deflect bullets, shrapnel, explosions and shells.

*GENERAL ZHUKOV APPROVES*

Who would win A highly trained german army or LITERAL PEASANTS

This is spiffing hilarious

USA: GET A MEDIC, MAN DOWN USSR: Casualties are just a number unless your anythin above guards rifle

*Using ONLY Russian Conscripts To Win WW2 - Men Of War: Assult Squad 2 * *To Win WW2 - Men Of War: Assult Squad 2* *Men Of War: Assult Squad 2* *Assult Squad 2* *Assult* *ASSULT*

stop calling everything a tiger REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Spiff: You're just shredding this vehicle. Dimitri: Well it has a gun on it and it's not a tractor so it must be a German vehicle.

Great video again 👌

PRAVDA>Ooarai

The wheeraboo is strong in these comments. Be wary young padawan.

One tactic i use is have some units hold fire or only fure when fired at, and have one or more units hide behind the enemy spawn

F Rest In Peace Dimitri, your 3 seconds of service will not be forgotten!

Song at 12:04 pls

@cuntontheweb2657

5 жыл бұрын

Pls

@bear4963

5 жыл бұрын

B Mashina by Laibach

@blz4849

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit

@aspookedcrawler8582

5 жыл бұрын

Blaze B Mashina from iron Sky (by Laibach). I know it was answered I just love that fucking movie

I dunno why but everyone is doing it so... F

@marremane

5 жыл бұрын

so you litterally didn't watch one minute of the video before commenting?

The daylight lit enviornment and then the absolute black sky is kinda eerie to me

Thank you for sharing this wonderful game.

F.

A single Dimitri is a tragedy, a million Dimitris is a statistic -Comrade Spiffing

That Dimitri 360 no scoped the other Dimitri before shooting the tank XD

TEAAAAAAAAA and punk rock

There’s nothing more terrifying than a platoon of mous and rattes getting completely destroyed by a never ending stream of japanese light infantry with Molotovs

SDKFZ 222 exist: The Spiffing Brit: *KILL IT WITH FIRE*

This video goes great with tea.

this is remarkably historically accurate

"if you throw enough people at the bullets eventually they'll run out of bullets" -heavenly

*gets told to get more tea mid video.... pauses and gets more tea*

1:00 when you lose your first elite soldier you've had since the start of the game, I usually just get them to hold machine guns picked up off the ground so each group end up having skilled men with machine guns and helmets. Conscripts are definitely fun though just infinite men hahaha good fun love this game

@r4z0r84

4 жыл бұрын

Mg42 from small vehicles on them all that is, bloody hilarious when you have 60 men with mg42's fully leveled up haha they're so cheap too

Due to the cold temperatures of winter, two Dmitris decided to warm themselves up by taking flaming shots of vodka at 16:25. Suffice to say, shot = whole bottle.

"Tiger tanks" The eternal Anglo goddamit

And u can change the fire mode by clicking on the unit, then clicking the two pices thingy then click the three barrel icon to change fire mode

Heck, I didn't find this video on your channel, Spiff. Now I feel kinda stupid for asking about an Assault Squad 2 video...

I was almost done with my tea during the segment at 5:20

Infantry can take out tanks by themselves tbh. Happened alot in WW2. Tanks without infantry support are quite vurnerable to enemy soldiers climbing ontop of tank and throwing grenades or molotovs down the hatch. Not to mention portable anti tank weapons like panserfaust or bazooka etc.

The conscripts training consists of digging a singular grave per man, then it's off to the front!

The Spiffing Brit drinking game: Take a shot every time he calls a Panzer IV a Tiger.

The little spahpanzer that could

I'm betting on the weather to be the deciding factor.

It's crazy how he was almost at 100k at this point and not even a year and a half later he has 1.2 million subs.

Вперёд Товарищ! Мы с тобой!

14:10 seizing the means of destruction

"I do love crispy german" -spiff

Very historically accurate

RIP Dimitri. 1927-1944

it seems you learned the tatic of stalingrad, congrats!

So Spiffing, since you want me to drink tea during watching what brand do you recommend? Recently tried Twinings and it's pretty damn good, so if you know something like that, but better it would be great. Of course I'd need to be able to get it in Poland :/

i fucking love this game... the ability to controly any unit you want to the glorious explosions 10/10 would play anyday

"I do enjoy some crispy Germans" ~the spiffing brit