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@Dc-vd3wx

5 ай бұрын

KOREAN ENGLISHMEN JOSH AND OLLIE

@typerightseesight

5 ай бұрын

who buddy be stepping on that duck? huh? body?

@MarMarZ999

5 ай бұрын

Dhar mann or Raphael Gomes or Emmymade

@mysteryjudgejuryexecutione3443

5 ай бұрын

I did not know you were a chef i only fallowed the polyglot

@bhambhole

5 ай бұрын

I only use xiaomaVPN.

Hope you do better next time nephew xiaoma 😂

@crocooo

5 ай бұрын

I feel disgusted by this cheese fried rice.🤢😥

@zPxffxn

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, me too! cheese on fried rice, ancestor cries

@lisastarshine2541

5 ай бұрын

hope you are ok after that uncle roger!! what the hell wrong with that newphew? too much talking not enough learning LOL

@lum8552

5 ай бұрын

America cheese on Fried rice is a big no no for me 🤮

@georgemitchellmusic

5 ай бұрын

Absolutely rinsed him 😂

this explains why xiaoma has such a galaxy brain when it comes to languages. looking at his toddler-esque decision making when it comes to peeling onion AFTER chopping, the way he pushed the onions into the bowl, how he chops tofu and cracks eggs; he maxed out SPEECH on character creation and spawned with 0 in motor skills 😂

@bolo2265

5 ай бұрын

lmao

@CherryGryffon

5 ай бұрын

100% he rolled a nat 20 for Charisma and Intelligence but his Dexterity and Wisdom do be LOWWW thooo

@Fuzzball

5 ай бұрын

In one of the videos he goes to a Chinese restaurant drive thru and orders the most white food possible. Interesting how he’s so fluent without developing an authentic palate for Chinese food. I legit wasn’t sure if he was trolling or not. 😂

@mirandaandrews3399

5 ай бұрын

This comment slaps like an Uncle Roger roast Fuiyaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mirandaandrews3399

5 ай бұрын

@@CherryGryffon 😂😂😂😂😂

I now see why Xiaoma goes to restaurants and speaks the chef's language because the alternative is him going home and making this fried rice.

@SoroushTorkian

2 ай бұрын

LOL

@ThePandaPhotographer

9 күн бұрын

he can't cooked, lol

@wehcd

5 күн бұрын

HAHAHA underrated comment

Xiaoma is always so friendly and respectful in his videos I didn’t expect him to go full trolling mode :D

@Bobdibob

5 ай бұрын

Yeah I've never heard him swear before haha

@notoriousdoner5328

5 ай бұрын

​@@Bobdibob new fans

@dightonazpeitia4350

2 ай бұрын

Lmaooo if trolling mode mean he got *cooked* in this weeijo, then yes! Mad trolling game!

@mofoyoung

2 ай бұрын

'Extra virgin? That who you are?' was so damn goood

@dummekunst7708

9 күн бұрын

He can be cruel and hard. I saw him kick a puppy in Brooklyn once.

The collab we needed Uncle Roger teaches Xiaoma how to make fried rice and Xiaoma teaches Uncle Roger how to speak Chinese.

@Tuetoberger

5 ай бұрын

Agreed.

@MarMarZ999

5 ай бұрын

Yes

@qizhu6913

5 ай бұрын

Uncle roger can actually speak chinese

@j.p.h.8126

5 ай бұрын

@@qizhu6913 Not as good as Xiaoma. 😁

@lbthingsstuffmore9513

5 ай бұрын

😆👌

This has to be the most Chinese we’ve seen Uncle Roger speak! Thanks Xiaoma for authenticating his legitimacy lol

@mfaizsyahmi

5 ай бұрын

Xiaoma's actually making Uncle Roger's ancestors cry for real, on camera 😭

@cullly

5 ай бұрын

Look up a video from "Chinese with Jessie". She reviews Uncle Roger's Chinese and you can see him talk more. Or if you want the full talk with him, look up "MY好玩". They did a video where they spoke in Mandarin and Cantonese.

@cullly

5 ай бұрын

Also, Uncle Roger has a different channel completely in Chinese: @mrnigelngchinese

@harizhashim8520

5 ай бұрын

You have 444 likes

@littlewishy6432

5 ай бұрын

Uncle Roger has an official Chinese channel where you'll find a few videos of him speaking Chinese. The rest are his main videos subtitled in Chinese for his Chinese-speaking viewers.

this is my multiverse of madness. i’m a HUGE fan of both but i NEVER thought i would see them together. this is amazing. 我很开心！

@TechieBunny

2 ай бұрын

As a non chinese speaker, I understood the Fuiyohhhh! lmao

It feels like you deliberately went into this looking for as many ways to trigger Uncle Roger as possible, and I'm here for every second of it 🤣

You KNOW Xiaoma bought the packaged brown rice and olive oil as a troll LOL

@SolarAdrift

5 ай бұрын

and the american cheese lmaoo

@renarouge5558

5 ай бұрын

That was on purpose😂

@kittiecandy747

5 ай бұрын

the death stare

@sfckrbec

5 ай бұрын

Well he is from NYC, and you can't get good food outside a deli so....

@th3R0b0t

4 ай бұрын

I 100% thought he was reaching in the fridge for chili jam and not Kraft Singles.... just to elevate the pain for Uncle Roger

I love how he deliberately picked out the worst ingredients to troll nigel

@BankaiFever

5 ай бұрын

Especially the Leek 😆

@fallinginthed33p

4 ай бұрын

And he added a bowl of MSG in there. Anything would taste good after that.

@xFailage

4 ай бұрын

@@fallinginthed33p he is seasoning the msg with fried rice

@xFailage

4 ай бұрын

Cannot top jamie oliver with the chili jam etc.

@dightonazpeitia4350

2 ай бұрын

lol he looked legit afraid of the knife and hot pan. Back fired. 😂

LOL ive been watching xiaoma for years and this is my first time seeing him cook, as a chef it brought me physical pain

@sarassentiments

3 ай бұрын

Hahahaahha😂😂😂

@JusTanFreN

2 ай бұрын

KEKW

Uncle Roger Before : There is no "too much msg" Unlce Roger Now : Nonono don't put too much, it's about balance Certainly learned from his experiences 😅

now I know why he spends so much time eating out 😂

@rado3880

4 ай бұрын

Absolutely right. 😂

It's really hard to believe to see them in the same room. 2 uncles, Uncle Roger and Uncle Ben. Xiaoma trolled so hard.

You can tell xiaoma wife does all the cooking 😂 he looks like a 10 year old trying to cook for the first time 😂

I'd go with a solid F+. Congratulations man you've got so much room for improvement.

I love how Nigel keeps calling Ari "little nephew" despite them being the same age lol

@mfaizsyahmi

5 ай бұрын

He's playing the character of one Uncle Roger, who's supposed to be your everyday Chinese uncle. With that context it makes sense.

@willvr4

5 ай бұрын

@@mfaizsyahmi Ah, I see. I've only seen a handful of his videos. Most recently the one with Cowboy Kent. That was a good one.

@aidanjanemcintosh6919

5 ай бұрын

Uncle Roger is in his 50s alright

@Peatingtune

5 ай бұрын

@@mfaizsyahmi His character's age is exactly how many years is necessary to be anyone's elder by a reasonable margin. You're 72? He's 95, and a damn fine 95 at that.

@humppapomppa1186

4 ай бұрын

Although I never realized that Xiaoma could be shorter than Nigel.

I think Xiaoma’s wife is the cook at home 😂

@davidmellish3295

4 ай бұрын

That's if he even eats at home,he always seems to have about 5 or 6 meals a day in restaurants 😅

@woolzem

2 ай бұрын

I mean is he providing her with her ingredients and rice cooker and other comforts if he didn't have them readily available here? It was so weird for him to pull uncle Ben's

The secret with the tofu is to fry them before hand to slightly golden brown. You two are a riot. This was so much fun lol

@diggity1039

5 ай бұрын

I thought the secret was to throw it in the trash where it belongs.

@user-ps1ft1hy4j

5 ай бұрын

I was surprised Uncle Roger didn't suggest that.

@littlewishy6432

4 ай бұрын

@@diggity1039Found the person who's eating tofu wrong and wasting it

@fallinginthed33p

4 ай бұрын

You can also dry fry them in an air fryer with a little oil sprinkled on top.

@SatieSatie

3 ай бұрын

​@@Mikael-jt1hk Tofu is supposed to be a canvas for the other ingredients and spices. It tastes as good as your cooking is.

I think Uncle Roger almost broke character with that wok toss lmao

Xiaoma's cooking skills make me feel better about my language skills

We need to see Xiaoma react to Uncle Roger’s Chinese like how Uncle Roger reacts to bad fried rice.

@josealexi5141

5 ай бұрын

Huy-ya!

@maggyxchuu

5 ай бұрын

I second this 😂😂😂

@unusuario5173

5 ай бұрын

Xiaoma is too polite, not in his personality, hehe. But it sure would be funny 😂

@szewei85

5 ай бұрын

Hahahaha

@muffdvr5396

5 ай бұрын

@@josealexi5141

Xiaoma gave Uncle Roger the biggest headache of his life 😂 He trolled him so hard.

Xiaoma walked right into the insults here😂 Started off with Keto-fried rice😂😂

I don't think I've ever heard Xiaoma cuss this much before xD Uncle Rodger bringing out the more comedic side of him

That rice was a hate crime man XD Great video though. The collab that I didn't know I needed

Maybe Xiaoma was frying rice but he was getting cooked

You are a brave man for putting craft singles on egg fried rice infront of uncle roger

This was amazing! Xiaoma playing off like he was embarrassed, but we all know he was having a blast messing with Nigel!

As a Malaysian (who doesn’t speak Malay or the local dialect that my parents spoke ) and a fan of both Uncle Roger and Xioma, I found this whole debacle hilarious! 🤣 Great collab! 👏🏽

@u2sharp

7 күн бұрын

😮 disappointment.

I love how Uncle Roger lost all restraint when it came time for the wok toss 😂 Just took right over

Honestly, Uncle Roger should start using Xiaoma’s sound effects library for his videos from now on 😂😂😂

It's about time you two met up. Thank you both for this.

As a long time Uncle Roger fan, I knew this was going to go downhill the moment you showed the first ingredient with olive oil. This was a good crossover! X3

Xiaoma: "Do we have any bowls?" Me: "There's bowl right behind you!" *looks at bowls again, realize that they are HALF BOWLS GLUED TO THE WALL!*

Not the crossover I would've ever expected but I love both of you and this was quality content lmaooo 😂😂

Nephew Xiaoma can become Uncle Xiaoma when he learns to cook a proper fried rice 😂

@adrianhempfing2042

5 ай бұрын

Xiaoma reaches Next Level status now he has met Uncle Roger Fiyioh

Wow...never heard of Uncle Roger before, but glad I did as he outshined Xiaoma this episode. Guy has genuine stand up comedy chops...and I loved when he said Xiaoma is the "Elon Musk of fried rice, doesn't make sense anymore." 🤣

@muffdvr5396

5 ай бұрын

He is funny but can be annoying if you take him seriously

@uhm175

5 ай бұрын

Nah, he is never annoying even when taken seriously cuz he is spitting facts ​@@muffdvr5396

@michaelhurley457

5 ай бұрын

He is an actual stand up comedian he doesn't even sound anything like that irl

@HCHSKaraoke

5 ай бұрын

elizabeth holmes lmfao 💀

@Skittl1321

2 ай бұрын

Uncle Roger is a character the comedian plays.

I didn't know how much I needed this colab. Well done, sirs.

Uncle roger was so distraught he even used metal utensil on non stick, just too get out of there.

It was not a collab I wanted, but it was the collab I needed. This was comedy gold.

@dightonazpeitia4350

2 ай бұрын

I’ve seen much better collaborations with Uncle Roger and other KZreadrs.

great to see this collab. been watching xiaoma even before uncle roger became well known. as a Malaysian, i can manage 5 languages, but i consider english as my main language.

Can we please appreciate this rare Moment of History caught on video, where Uncle Roger admits there is such a thing like "too much MSG"?

Literally every thing that triggered him in the past in one recipe 😂 Well played sir!

Wow, Xiaoma made Jamie Oliver look like a good chef

I found your channel today and goodness the content here is so top tier. I'm native Malaysian and you speak 100% better than I do LOL

The way Uncle Roger was coming after you is like the nicer version of asian parenting

No WAY!! Seriously, this week has been a series of personal Christmas miracles for me, and this colab is absolutely one of them!

this collab was fantastic. uncle roger is living in the US now, so there's no excuse for not having him over once in a while.

Nigel in actual pain watching the chopping section 😂😂😂

I never even thought of this collab but what a great one it was haha. A C+ from Uncle Roger is pretty good, especially considering it was brown instant rice and olive oil haha

The comedic effect between you guys made this one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Thank you and please do more together!

Nice! The most unexpected, but rewarding collab ever!

I Love this video with These two! A Great comedian with a Talented Linguist that takes the Piss 😂❤️

The collab we needed, literally pure comedy & absolute chaotic chaotic chaos

This dichotomy is awesome I love how awkwardly wholesome one side of the coin is and how Asian filthy Frank 2.0 the other side is. They should do a podcast.

@armyaj

5 ай бұрын

Filthy Frank is half Japanese lmfao like the character too along with George

You need to do more cooking videos with Uncle Roger, this was so entertaining and had me laughing the whole time😂

My soul has left my body from smiling and laughing so much lol thank you so much for this treasure 🤣

as a malaysian i could testified that we speak 7-8 languages but not well 😂

I see now why Xiaoma buys so much food. It takes him too long to make and he shops at Trader Joe’s to cook Chinese food 😂

You are looking good on your fitness journey! What a collab! Great video. I'm currently on my firness journey also Its hard because I love to cook and bake and I just love everything bad for me 😂. Trying to retrain what ingredients I use and portions I eat.

Xiaoma has legit never cooked a day in his life

Thank you Xiaoma for featuring a plane take-off clip of my former employer USAirways. As someone who worked for the company here in Europe for more than a decade I am happy to say those were the loveliest years of my professional life. I have to say though that your fried rice made my eyebrows go up and had difficulty getting them down. 😆😉

all jokes aside, looking leaner and healthier xiaoma! way to go, man. I’m trying to get on that same train this winter

Others in a Xiaoma video hearing Chinese:🤯😱🤩 Uncle Roger hearing the Chinese: you unemployed or sum'? 💁‍♂ I'm cackling 🤭😂😂

Cant believe this colab. Hilarious. Thanks guys!

Didnt expect this collab. So refreshing to see

Ari, you look great. Keep up the good work. I love Uncle Roger and I’m so happy to see you two together

Looking great Xiaoma! Hard work is visibly paying off!

this is the best video of him i've seen. uncle rodger presses him into a non comfort zone ... this is just awesome

Finally.. i was looking forward to both you guys to meet up 😊

4:49 "Spring onion is slender like Uncle Rodger. Leek big and fat like nephew Xiaoma." 😂😂😂

This may have been the most unexpected collab i have ever seen.

Bro been waiting for this collab 🙌

The collab we disnt know we needed. Great way to head into the new Year

“Fail on your own time, not on camera!” 😂😂😂

The youtube collab I didn't know I needed until I saw it! Would love to see more! Also I'm more or less monolingual and have tried and failed to make decent egg fried rice so I need more content from you both in order to improve!!!

omg this is a collaboration i never thought would exist... This is amazing!!!!!!

Haha, love both of your videos, so good to see you collaborate!

THE COLLAB WE ALL NEEDED 🔥🫶🏻

Best video of all time from both of you. Two of my favourite creators coming together. Is is Christmas already?

I actually genuinely cannot express how genuinely underated this video and this channel actually is

"I'm on a diet" *adds Kraft slices*

with all the stress xiaoma was giving uncle Roger I was expecting the "emotional damage" but I didnʻt get it gahh the skit called for it

loved being able to see two awesome youtubers in one video.

This is amazing!!!! You guys are so funny together

I'm a fan of both of you have been for a while. Love this video

This was what I needed to finish off the year thank you!

Xiaoma looking great! keep it up, great content as always

Uncle roger almost having a heart attack when Xiaoma adding more olive oil to the fried rice 😂😂😂

The collab we were not expecting but kinda wanted it.

Woooo the combo we all needed!

Uncle Roger is quite the card...and together, you two make a great comedy team!

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS COLLAB

Xiaoma was burnt to a crisp 🤣 Didn't expect the two of you collab. Great video 👍

That was hilarious! Thank you both.

Wait so uncle roger speaks English, Mandarin, Malay Cantonese and Vietnamese?

@hellodarknessmyoldfriends9729

5 ай бұрын

Hokkien probably in there too. Same as me plus Manglish , Singlish 🤣🤣

@hi_lol1912

3 ай бұрын

Eeeeeeeeeee

@Skittl1321

2 ай бұрын

​@@hellodarknessmyoldfriends9729 he said he understands some but doesn't speak Hokkien

I have never seen Xiaoma looking so nervous! Amazing collab though, would love to see you both working together in the future.

no wayyy, i could never have seen this collab coming LOL. love it