When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 2 missed calls from Chuck Norris

@ArcanumMortis98

3 жыл бұрын

Thats actually one I didnt heard before 😂 The only phone related I heard in German was that Chuck Norris completed Pokemon GO with a ring phone (or however you call the pre mobile phone with this ring to choose numbers 😅)

@commentsandlikes9509

3 жыл бұрын

copied from Eddie hall deadlifting announcer. shameful

@yms6892

3 жыл бұрын

@@commentsandlikes9509 no one cares

@paramagician6778

3 жыл бұрын

@@commentsandlikes9509 who? I actually didn’t mean to. Never heard of him. Thanks

@paramagician6778

3 жыл бұрын

@Vincent Cason that’s kinda messed up dude

"They put me in a tank to try and contain my power"

@jacksongames_8503

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

The FV 4005 looks like a mature English gentleman wearing a monocle ;)

@grouchymax6451

3 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it..

@southsideboyz9463

3 жыл бұрын

Sir FV 4005 🧐

@neinniemals8357

3 жыл бұрын

Its the Gallahad skin from last dummer if I am correct.

@ewok40k

3 жыл бұрын

now i cant unsee Jingles wearing monocle

@Sa_tycker_jag

3 жыл бұрын

With a bazooka on the shoulder

Chuck Norris saying “we have a problem with the turret! We have to handcrank it!” Made me laugh so hard since its not even a problem for Chuck Norris

@meaninglesscog

3 жыл бұрын

He means to crank the Earth around the turret

@DD-mp1kl

3 жыл бұрын

probably made the turret turn faster.

@phantomechelon3628

3 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris could just throw the shells and double their range, accuracy and impact.

Roundhouse kicking those shells out the barrel. How could they possibly miss?

@ICCUWANSIUT

3 жыл бұрын

Because the barrel couldn't handle the speed he chucks them out.

QB’s Face in the beginning is nightmare fuel! Lol

@pryzm1698

3 жыл бұрын

if you think that’s bad, you should see it in stream and his best moments.

That "... *I'M* the FV..." Scares me

@cile5459

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it lol

@carized8852

3 жыл бұрын

He showed his superiority as *THE* FV

@cile5459

3 жыл бұрын

@@carized8852 ooooooh i see xd

Chuck stares at the shells and they are too scared to miss when it counts, most of the time.

I'm grinding to the STB-1, currently enjoying STA-1, and the crew's commander is Chuck. it keeps him reminded of the war he single-handedly ended. I like this notion. Cheers, QB and friends.

@asianchopsticks5048

3 жыл бұрын

You'll enjoy the stb1 friend

@MvnStn

3 жыл бұрын

@@asianchopsticks5048 awesome, looking forward to the type 61 as well. Tier 9 is special. Lol

MM: _Here you go my little friend_ x3 Artillery: Fuck it, I'm out...!

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on the pavement.

Imagine if Chuck Norris was the commander and Zlatan was the gunner..

On the Hong Kong server, where I play, this is actually a fairly well known location for TD. It's also useful as a last resort defense position if your team is losing. Not so easy to get to, especially if there's no arty

A complete gentleman on the hill, with monocle and all.

Well hello there! I got recommended one of your videos some days ago and i got some flashbacks when me and my friend used to watch u back in 2012 when we downloaded the game. Just stared playing again after some years. I’m glad to see that you’re still doing videos, keep up the good work :) And thank u for being a part of my childhood :)

I hope QB reach 1 million subscribers this year. really like your content annd wish you a good year

If there was arty then "positional power" would have been absolute zero :) still a nice game

@Thurgosh_OG

3 жыл бұрын

Arty is THE main reason most players don't' go that position.

"What HESH,that was me spitting on tanks"

They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.

With Chuck its no longer RNG, its PNG, "perfect number generator"

@patu2175

3 жыл бұрын

Portable Network Graphics

I have been waiting for this video for so long

Chuck is in my T49 with improved bond equipment with the derp gun it has amazing gun handling for that 910 alpha damage you can counter EBR's effectivly since you stilll splash them for 500 when you don't penetrate hitting their wheels

Who would ever dislike your video... WP, great video, keep it up!

5:09 me in my ussr medium trying to hit weak spots with very low dispersion: misses QB in a FV 4005 shooting basicly on the move: goes exactly where he aims.

The biggest thing I see QB do that 9 out of 10 players can’t do is simply be patient. That is probably one of the hardest challenges in WOT lol

thanks so much. do you have any advice on how to play a tier 4 t-028 effectively?

That strategy works when the team mates have balls and suport you! Normally, tier VIIIs run like crazy when they see a superior tier... Great game! ^^

Love that this video started with an ad for War Thunder - which I've recently returned to and am enjoying immensely. Discovered I still suck at tanks and am hopeless with ships...but I'm an okay pilot.

even though the holiday is over, there is still a filthy amount of gold ammo being spewed in almost every game.

Saw this one on twitch. Great game!

@hairbarnes530

3 жыл бұрын

How long ago was it? I wanted to go and watch it.

@henzer3956

3 жыл бұрын

@@hairbarnes530 It was a poll tanks from I think maybe Sunday or Saturday last week...? Not too sure really.

@hairbarnes530

3 жыл бұрын

@@henzer3956 thanks!!!

Awesome video man🤩

Same, I put chuck in my gsor so when I get past challenger ill eventually have him in fv4005

Had my best game ever in the T30. Yes, Chuck was my commander.

This is a great example of a really good player using teammate as bait. Which is something good players do.

First shot fired with Chuck in my FV4005 with standard HE full damage ammorack on a Type 5 Heavy.

Hey QB, really enjoy your vids. But can you go atleast 1 video where you dont mention your first tier 10 or 9 in?

*shoots a tank with 4005 BRAH! There's artillery in yo game hohohohohoa! LOLOLOLOL

Hi Quick....question...how u use camera view in game...when you zoom some point on the map ?

Chuck Norris cannot be lucky, only luck can be Chucky 😂😂

yeah nice for sure but try doing that on that position when there is arty on enemy team.

FV4005 looks like a tank produced by a nation which saw its last days as a manufacturing powerhouse in the late 19th century

I love playing my 4005. It was my favorite tank for 2020.

Every game with FV4005 is a great game

@LARGO125

3 жыл бұрын

I always preferred the FV215B-183, I thought it was prettier. And I'll always remember the game on El Haluf when I was aiming across the valley at a Jageroo when a Leopard 1 crested the hill right in front of my fully aimed gun. That was a deliciously satisfying 1 shot on a tier 10 medium tank.

QB: dpm is better than alpha. Also QB: Drives FV.

Easily my favorite tank in WT especially if you have a squadmate to fire ranging shots for you

Chuck Norris is blowing through the barrel and shooting spit wads...

If there is arty in the game, that position is a magnet of doom....

Yes more quicky gameplay

Crew skill wise, what did you give up, if anything, to put Chuck in that tank?

another fact, there were no spgs xD , love your videos QuickyBaby !

wait... the outlook is cool! Where can we get it?

They should BUFF KV-2's armour and HP to 3000, and put it on Tier 10, and BUFF it's Alpha to 2000 and penetration to 400mm, it would be like in War Thunder.

I really liked the Chuck Norris ,,Grind". Easy Quest, just playin some rounds to achieve something.

i put chuck in my ST-II and just gonna say nothing is more chuck norris than taking the enemies vehicle and killing them with it XD

2:45 "wait until you got your opponents truly locked down" well, this sounds just like the strategy to go with in 2021

The FV-4005 --- Better known as Mr. SerB's Magic Eraser

Just finished your last vid and got this uploaded!! Perfect! Love the uploads, keep them up!

Can you mak a video explaining wich tanks are the best 2 buy with bonds (whic ones are worth it)?

QB what is your reload speed on this FV? I can just pip under 22 secs with my Death Star.

i will put chuck in the obj 430u.. lets see how it will work out!

I love when real tactic Is applied. Better this thean those pushing matches in which 15 players are using a single brain and just push not considering arty and td cover from behind

I was in deja vu but now I realized I watched your Twitch stream at the time😂

It can be a good spot, yes! As long as the other team does not have a single competent SPG... And Yes! They knew you were there, after the first kill... Keeping you lit or dealing with you was another matter altogether though... It was that magical combo of things coming together all at once though...

I LOVE UR VIDS :)

Legend says Chuck Norris got 4,000 wn8 in a 1998 dell laptop

imagine this tank with the same gun mechanik as the T49 from the mirny event

Hello there dear tankers. What do you think, shouldi buy the Jgdpz E 100 or the Grille 15?

Kv2 derp him self when chuck point his gun at it

good job video i love world of tanks

Would not work in most games because though you won the 3 vs 6 on your flank the West flank would normally lose the 12v9 on the other flank... with at least 6 nearly full health enemies left over.

I did the same with my Chuck :D and FV4005, i am not alone obviously.

amazing spot

How would it look with 6 arties?

You look like Ming the Merciless with that goatee

Nice video!

Funny how you upload a Death House replay on the day I roll for 2000 damage on a 60TP lower plate.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a tank, he uses his fists.

@TPixelAdventures

3 жыл бұрын

The tank Chuck commands doesn't shoot at all. He just punches the shells out of the barrel.

Quickybaby i posted a replay in the Renegade on wotreplays (6k damage, 3k blocked, 2k spotting) had to carry too hard

This tank is called the shitbarn in world of tank blitz. It is a 3 shell autoloader with a 20 second clip reload and a 1200 damage clip potential. No armour and people spam HE at it

No arty, enemy waited for the reloads gj :)

Could have hit both of the 263s if you hit the side of the far one, probably still pen and kill him but your also splash the near 263, probably not kill but he'd but messed up. I've done it with the FV183 and its hilarious seeing two teir9 or 10 tanks take like 600 damage because they are right next to each other.

The most dangerous tank in the world is the one in less than 5% HP that you expected your other 5 teammates to be able to kill so you dont get surrounded

Highest damage I've ever done in this vehicle was just a little over 9k... But that was just before they nerfed it.

The first tier 10 i got was the FV4005

Beautiful

Needs the Chuck unbreakable paint

What about the Grille 15??? Chuck could have been the armour for it

Right QB, good ambush, but better hard hitting tank !!!

Sixth sense should just be free on every single tank like it is in world of tanks blitz. Also premium shells like APCR should do less dmg to compensate the better pen like in world of tanks blitz

I stuck Chuck in my E100. It's so funny.

These big guns seem to appear more often , first the KV2 now the FV4005?

@mrassassin3963

3 жыл бұрын

So?

@raimundo116

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrassassin3963 Its not something bad, It's just a hunch that qb has a liking to these tanks like all of us

QB is more OP than Chuck!!! lmao

Hey qb when are you gonna do a review your 17k spotting game

I put my Chuck in the T95 while I work for the T10

veird but I too decided to put chuck in the same vechicle :D

What is better, the American lights or mediums?

My Favorite Line From Chuck Is "They Got Me" Cuz He Is The Commander Of The Tank And The Narrator... But If You Have A Different Commander Or Normal He Would Say They Got The Commander But He Or Herself Is The Commander... And I Have Chuck On My P44 Cuz Is My Only Tier 8 And My First Tier 8 Medium Tank.. Not My Only Tier 8 On A Different Account I Have IS 2 II..

Should I put my Chuck in my EBR 105 when I get it or should I save him for another tank?

I thought it more appropriate to put Chucky baby into a Yank tank ;) i.e. my T28 pro for now... since I have have other bonus cmdr's in my other tanks. Best line so far from Chuck was, "I came here to drink coffee and win... and I finished my coffee" ;-p Kinda like the old line of kicking ass and chewing bubblegum etc, but I guess they want to keep things PG in the game o.0

The 263 next to e75 you held yor shot on because you weren't sure you where going to kill him. As he was backing up you could have just shot him in the back thru his open roof and wrecked him.