"You throw me to the wolves and I'll come back pregnant" ^^^^^It would've cost LazerPig $0.00 to not say this, but he did. He did that for all of us.

@zlodevil426

Жыл бұрын

“It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message”

@UserName-eb9oy

Жыл бұрын

To all of us He did that *TO* all of us

@nos9784

Жыл бұрын

@@UserName-eb9oy my humor says lp did that for us :) You don't bet against humor. If you do, you'll end up looking like a joke :D

@unsrescyldas9745

Жыл бұрын

clown.

@bubandlisa

Жыл бұрын

That quote makes ZERO SENSE that's when non english speakers try to make a joke

"You throw me to the wolves and i come back pregnant" is something I want to permanently erase from my memory.

@redbepis4600

Жыл бұрын

As soon as I heard "You throw me to the wolves" I knew what was coming

@josemaker5252

Жыл бұрын

Certified Turkish moment

@xianxiaemperor1438

Жыл бұрын

@@josemaker5252 lmao so true XD

@malcolm4737

Жыл бұрын

LoversLab moment.

@mycure0498

Жыл бұрын

Norse Mythology moment

10:35 average snail speed is 0.048km/h and the distance from Belogrod to Kyiv is 429km. A snail would have reached Kyiv by early March this year.

@kushaliyersharma9688

Жыл бұрын

As if there is no resistence in ukraine.

@moth5799

Жыл бұрын

@@kushaliyersharma9688 Well I don't think the Ukrainians would want to harm a cute snail.

@Khookies-lp2lu

Жыл бұрын

​@@moth5799 Agreed. Snails generally do not have ambitions of conquering Ukraine.

@houseplant1016

Жыл бұрын

​@@moth5799Snailophilia is illegal.

@dagda1180

Жыл бұрын

@@houseplant1016 That's attraction, not aversion. You're looking for "Snailophobia".

I love how like not long ago Perun was a small gaming channel. Now doing a power point presentation is considered a Perun format. Not that I'm complaining.

@concept5631

Жыл бұрын

Perun can't stop winning.

@Itried20takennames

Жыл бұрын

4-5 great new YT commentators have emerged by doing invasion coverage from a pro-Ukraine perspective (Perun. Joe Broe, Lazer Pig, etc)

@walfrido77

Жыл бұрын

Power Point is being rebranded to Perun Point

@concept5631

Жыл бұрын

@@walfrido77 Based

@botondhetyey159

Жыл бұрын

Nah, the Perun format is reserved for actually good powerpoint presentations, that's a pretty rare niche.

"The Russians are calling their attack on Bachmut "Stalingrad 2.0"" Can someone please remind them who were on the attacking side in Stalingrad 1.0?

@ashfox7498

Жыл бұрын

I think it was NAFO

@Alias_Anybody

Жыл бұрын

"Ivan, are we the baddies?"

@Rakaziel

Жыл бұрын

And how it ended for the attacking side :)

@90skidcultist

Жыл бұрын

@Alias Anybody An Ukrainian named Ivan: “No, friend. We’re Ukrainian. Please, leave our internationally recognized borders and stay out of our affairs.”🙃

@sanbalestrini

Жыл бұрын

welp, it's the same this time... don't forget Wagner was founded by an avowed Nazi, who named his PMC after Hitler's favorite composer

Adam Something and LazerPig in the same video using Perun's PowerPoint slides? I'm almost tempted to think this was the blessed timeline after all...

@ladywaffle2210

Жыл бұрын

In this timeline we make our own blessings

@kennykentus2919

Жыл бұрын

We have to

@chrisb9143

Жыл бұрын

time traveler: sneeze in the Kremlin in 1989 The timeline:

@andrew3303

Жыл бұрын

The timelines are merging

@treflu6113

Жыл бұрын

All my favorite spices together!

The forecast didnt age well 😂

I’ve got a nice new key ring made from a Ruskie tank. Made in Ukraine, it has a laser engraved image of the tank and its serial number on one side and on the other side, the phrase “Made in Russia, Recycled in Ukraine”.

@bluebud169

Жыл бұрын

🤡🤡🤡

@RobvanGeloven

Жыл бұрын

At least drop a link to the site where you bought it 😜

@orionide4032

Жыл бұрын

​@@bluebud169 shouldnt you be playing airsoft?

@Yan-mr5pp

Жыл бұрын

Cmon give us the link

@lionelhinge573

Жыл бұрын

Yeah c'mon. Be a sport 😉

This is the first I’ve been introduced to monseigneur Lazerpig, but “you throw me to the wolves, I’ll come back pregnant” is one hell of a way to make his acquaintance

@ALV694

Жыл бұрын

Though the last armata video was blatantly false

@Oliver_McCombie

Жыл бұрын

@@ALV694 what part? its an oberhyped tank and none of the stuff he said was that inaccurate.

@Verwaist1998

Жыл бұрын

Oh dude, his channel is great. Def give it a watch.

@bigrob966

Жыл бұрын

God tier channel.

@exilestudios9546

Жыл бұрын

@@ALV694 found the Russian. The armata is a joke of a tank just like how Russia is a joke of a nation

So, Lazerpig's comment about the Russian advanced compared to the speed of a snail got me curious and so I decided to do some math. This isn't serious, it's just the calculations of just some random idiot on the internet. So I chose Luhansk Oblast because as far as I know it has a border with Russia on one end and the Ukrainian frontline on the other, and is currently occupied completely by Russia. Luhansk Oblast has a width from east to west of about 190 km. The average speed of a snail is about 0.048 km/h. Taking the 8760 hours in one year, and assuming the snail is continuing in a straight path without sleep for that year, a snail could then cover around 422.232 km in one year. Conclusion: A snail is moving twice as fast as the Russian offensive.

@thomashenderson3901

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your calculations!

@isuckatusernames4297

Жыл бұрын

comrade snail will conquer the entierty of Ukraine on his own

@SyntheticParanoia

Жыл бұрын

Put in such a perspective, a tungsten sphere doesn't sound like an overkill any more. (If you know - you know)

@liamvarin6209

Жыл бұрын

Small correction not the whole oblast is occupied. Ukraine retains minor parts in the west. In settlements like Makiivka, Bilohorivka, and Novoselivske. It of course will all return to Ukraine eventually. 🇺🇦

@Digitaaliklosetti

Жыл бұрын

Now what if that snail was opposed by the second most powerful snail in Europe

Zelenskyy needs to make sure he does all of the loyalty quests and buys all the upgrades for the good ending

@ericmacrae6871

Жыл бұрын

Never knew Nazism was the good ending but than again the west does love supporting nazis when it benefit them

@dillydraws

Жыл бұрын

Why do you think he's meeting with all the leaders, he's doing the loyalty missions. However he is on a timer

@YoBoyNeptune

Жыл бұрын

He just needs to greet two thousand strangers to raise his honor high enough

@LucasTheOnion

Жыл бұрын

@@dillydraws It's like Mass Effect 2, you need to hold on with the main story mission, finish all others and then do the story so that when reapers attack the normandy and steal all the crew, you spend your one mission on loyalty for legion and then finish the game with the best ending.

@dillydraws

Жыл бұрын

@@LucasTheOnion Exactly!

Well, this prediction didn't age well

"You throw me to the wolves I'll come back pregnant" is not the threat I expected to hear today.

@tylerphuoc2653

Жыл бұрын

A totally UwU moment

@lqlaliut897

Жыл бұрын

more like a threat to himself. and also bestial. It sounds badass because of the voice but the line is pretty much what u'd expect in one of Stephanie Meyer's books.

@ammalessingtaweesak4316

Жыл бұрын

Furry fantasy😂

“In a future war, our allies could be the Taliban” Me: well it wouldn’t be the first time.

@matt_9112

Жыл бұрын

When exactly?

@at2t

Жыл бұрын

​@@matt_9112 Soviet intervention in Afghanistan, the mujahideen (lead by the founders of the Taliban Al Qaeda etc etc) were directly funded and supported by the US and the west

@ianhomerpura8937

Жыл бұрын

@@matt_9112 before 1992?

@firstname8637

Жыл бұрын

Yeah... I just thought: "Oh please... not again..."

@JayMcKinsey

Жыл бұрын

@@matt_9112 In the 1980's we backed them in the Russian invasion as well as Bin Laden.

It brings me supreme joy that that the Perun format is spreading. If I had any criticism, it'd be that we need 34 minutes more of this video.

@jplayzow

Жыл бұрын

34 hrs

@martindenboer9336

Жыл бұрын

33 minutes and 18 seconds

"There's a price for making things cheap". That's some good advice right there

@JoshSweetvale

Жыл бұрын

The Dutch have a saying. "A good price is a high price." "Goedkoop Duurkoop" Cheap = Expensive It means both: "Pay extra for quality" and "Expect to pay extra for cheap product."

@Chancellor_dumb

Жыл бұрын

It's like buy once cry once you wind up paying more money buying a 50 dollar item 4 times than a 150 dollar item that lasts

“I fear no KZreadr” *LazerPig* “But that Pig…” “He scares me”

@timmy6890

Жыл бұрын

@Darker_Mage lol

@vidyagaems4063

Жыл бұрын

Wolf detected.

@bernardoheusi6146

Жыл бұрын

Pigs are delicious Since the middle ages and before silly

@vidyagaems4063

Жыл бұрын

@@bernardoheusi6146 They will punish your immoral hedonism with heart diseases.

@timmy6890

Жыл бұрын

@@bernardoheusi6146 not this one

I wasn’t expecting this crossover lol

@FifingFossil

Жыл бұрын

Best on YT

@wile123456

Жыл бұрын

Even a third collaborator with the trademarked Perun PowerPoint format

@jtgd

Жыл бұрын

Same

@edwardbrown3721

Жыл бұрын

I was, and I'm highly satisfied

@Bogdan221192

Жыл бұрын

I didn't either, and i love it

I love the fact this is the first time many here are seeing lazerpig. FYI, "You throw me to the wolves and I'll come back pregnant" is pretty standard banter from him.

When you receive your degree behind a McDonald's dumpster

@chillaxe9603

Жыл бұрын

WEF young influencer program....

Perun is an insane source. Very open about his background and biases, speaking from an educated background and very good in explaining complex things on a regular's level. Sometimes sounds like the presidents briefing

@ctrlaltdebug

Жыл бұрын

President is getting very bad briefings. Does not correspond to reality. We will see how accurate Perun has been when this SMO is over.

@the_doomcliff

Жыл бұрын

@@ctrlaltdebug what is SMO?🤔

@ChuckThree

Жыл бұрын

Perun is substantially better than any government press briefing

@mayroepstorff7239

Жыл бұрын

@@the_doomcliff "Special Military Operation" Wich is Russias term for the Ukraine-War

@thatindiandude4602

Жыл бұрын

​@@the_doomcliffspecial military operation. And judging by by the cope I see all over this comment section by the ruskies, I emphasise special

The collab we didnt deserve, but needed. Absolute mad lads

@jakecommonty2042

Жыл бұрын

‘LazerPig’ is a compulsive lier who regards any pro-western talking point as a fact at face value.

@Bryzerse

Жыл бұрын

okay you're defo a bot

@gabrielandradeferraz386

Жыл бұрын

why is it that precisely when I decide to watch breaking bad, you show up?

@peltimies2469

Жыл бұрын

​@@jakecommonty2042 hey whats your opinion on the A10?

@jakecommonty2042

Жыл бұрын

@@peltimies2469 Are you referring to the aircraft?

“You throw me to the wolves, I’ll come back pregnant.” Look I’m rarely a proponent for limitations on free speech but I would have gladly traded all my civil liberties for some government, ANY government, to prevent this statement from ever being said. I need to go be with my family now.

@benhaver9737

Жыл бұрын

My takeaway from this statement is that you’re not familiar with Lazerpig’s work. Jokes like that are pretty much standard for his videos.

So when's this counter offensive?

@DigitCitizen

11 ай бұрын

So far there are only probing attacks. Probably never.

@darkmemes953

11 ай бұрын

@@DigitCitizen You are being sarcastic, right?

@jafarafidah8813

11 ай бұрын

​@@DigitCitizenyeah man 100 vehicle losses definitely PROOBING attacks you definitely coom when your wife is banging another black man

“You throw me to the wolves, I’ll come back pregnant” is now my favorite quote

@normanclatcher

Жыл бұрын

"Inside you there are two wolves." ... "You are pregnant with wolves."

@DissedRedEngie

Жыл бұрын

​@@normanclatcher "who let you in the zoo, the kids are watching"

@OctyabrAprelya

Жыл бұрын

Me wants some lazer-piglets tbh.

@Brams2777

Жыл бұрын

I choked on my food, it caught me so off guard

@SeruraRenge11

Жыл бұрын

@@normanclatcher That's a mental image

I JUST got into Laser's content this month and this collab hit me like a Javelin hits a "modern" Russian tank

@stuartdollar9912

Жыл бұрын

Your head exploded into bits scattered all over an Ukrainian field? Impressive.

@Sahtoovi

Жыл бұрын

@@binbows2258 I would still generally consider his information quite accurate. Personally I feel like his content is more for the comedic effect than for accuracy anyways. His T-14 video however was very inaccurate and in my honest opinion should be completely remade.

@boymahina123

Жыл бұрын

@@binbows2258 While Lazerpig's Armata video has loads of mistakes, citing a video that sources Russian propaganda isn't gonna help your case.

@thereita1052

Жыл бұрын

​@@binbows2258 idk man judging by you previous comments and your music compilations you look quite the commieboo. Lazerpig video wasn't too accurate but it's not like the reaction video you talk about activly contested it's claims than the t-14 wasn't a really good tank.

@k0lliak553

Жыл бұрын

@@Sahtoovi "Comedic effect" Literally saying "haha ruzzia bad" in a "funny" voice

[Adam, calmly] Ukraine should have ran out of HIMARS a year ago. They didn't, because they don't fire wildly at everything that moves. [LazerPig, lazerpigly] RUSSIA FIRES WILDLY AT EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!

This is my favorite collab ever, even if other KZreadrs I've been subscribed too for more than a year are mentioned! CovertCabal, Perun, Adam Something and LazerPig!

13:15 Anyone else going to point out how Avdiivka is LITERALLY ON THE BORDER OF THE PRE-WAR ILLEGALLY AND ILLEGITIMATELY OCCUPIED DONBAS? It has taken them over a year to take a town that shares a border with their pre-war territory. That is so embarrassing. Peak Russian competence

@Veelaru

Жыл бұрын

Avidivka hasn't been taken, though, and it's far from being so.

@jloiben12

Жыл бұрын

@@Veelaru Exactly

@ctrlaltdebug

Жыл бұрын

Wars aren't just won by line going across map. Haven't you seen situations in Hearts of Iron for example where a frontline is mostly static until one side attrits enough to suddenly collapse?

@thatindiandude4602

Жыл бұрын

​@@ctrlaltdebugbut if you are a major power, ideally the situation wouldn't be attrition. And even in best case scenario for Russia, conquering Kramatorsk and the Donetsk oblast would take another 8 months.

@jonathanpfeffer3716

Жыл бұрын

@@ctrlaltdebug brother is using HOI to inform himself on real war

I love how at this point, everyone is asking: "Wait...does Russia even has working nukes?"

@georgyekimov4577

Жыл бұрын

probably yes far less than they say and no new interesting weapons like the bootleg "projekt pluto" at least hopefully since this would be terrrifying

@HumeanPiano

Жыл бұрын

How about you poke the bear and find out if you are so sure?

@nixor1987

Жыл бұрын

There's only one way to find out 💀

@murphy7801

Жыл бұрын

There are actually a few ways to find out. Post war when Russia is crippled we can impose nuclear inspections.

@TheArtistKnownAsNooblet

Жыл бұрын

They probably have working nukes it's the missiles I'd be worried about.

Damn bro, it's your 5th video about the end of the war

@Terranallias18

Жыл бұрын

It's a good content mine. Political KZreadrs would've been eating good during WW2

@chillaxe9603

Жыл бұрын

​@@Terranallias18 definitely plenty of money behind this campaign..

@Terranallias18

Жыл бұрын

@@chillaxe9603 Are you insinuating some Hungarian man gave him money?

@chillaxe9603

Жыл бұрын

@@Terranallias18 a fellow countryman....

"Who needs quality when we have quantity? Our old Soviet stockpiles will never run out!" *DIRECTED BY ROBERT B. WEIDE*

I think we need to temper our expectations about the Ukrainian counter-offensive. It's been so hyped up at this point it can't possibly live up to our expectations.

@conors4430

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, Ukraine, getting 40 tanks from the west, isn’t going to change anything, especially when all of the resources to maintain those tanks needs to be built from scratch inside Ukraine. We are talking about a population of 150 million against a population of probably 34 million at this point the sanctions aren’t hurting Russia anywhere near the extent that people were convinced they would, most of the world isn’t even taking part in the sanctions because they view this as a war between NATO, led by the United States and Russia, with Ukraine, stuck in the middle. Russia will not, and cannot let Crimea fall into the hands of NATO, because that cuts off, rushes access to the Black Sea, and the Mediterranean, which is what this entire war is about in the first place.

@szurketaltos2693

Жыл бұрын

@@conors4430 you know sochi and novorossiysk are on the black sea right? Losing Crimea would be a strategic blow but it's incorrect to say it would cut off access to the black sea.

@DiamondAppendixVODs

Жыл бұрын

Russian propaganda is hyping up their forward offensive even more, but doesn't actually do anything I'm not sure what point I was making, but I am positive about the ukrainian liberation, since they were doing really well

@TacticalGAMINGzz

Жыл бұрын

Plus the US has estimated that they will have moderate gains. I’m all for Ukraine winning but I think we should be realistic.

@p.strobus7569

Жыл бұрын

@Conor S The Black Sea is an irrelevant lake whose sole outlet is controlled by a NATO nation. There are NATO air bases and missiles all around the outlet so no Russian attack can possibly succeed. In other words, the black sea fleet is a waste of resources maintained for the sake of nostalgia.

I used to work in futures war gaming as an Army contractor. Every single exercise somebody suggested a spider tank. No, stop, not going to happen. It would derail everything. Arguments about logistics, complexity, whether it would be able to hop, but what if it had wheels on the legs... we ended up seeding it in the first hour with a comment making fun of it so people wouldn't focus on it. Sometimes that worked, sometimes we had to explain that spider tanks (and war crimes) were not allowed in war games.

@MrVonkliest

Жыл бұрын

Did the Army actually understand that war crimes are illegal though?

@MrCantStopTheRobot

Жыл бұрын

Oh please, the legs don't have to be _fully_ articulated. Just pivot up and down... You'll see. Spidertank gang will have our day.

@nlpnt

Жыл бұрын

Spider-Tank, Spider-Tank/ Does whatever a Spider-Tank does. Does it climb up o'er a trench? No, it breaks down just off base.

@13legomania

Жыл бұрын

If war crimes aren’t allowed in war games then why are they so much fun?

@julianhen9049

Жыл бұрын

What is spider tanks

Outstanding video for content and humor! Well done Adam and LazerPig.

GREAT JOB ADAM! I love the ASomething-Perun-Lazerpig braintrust going on here. You all deserve attention and admiration.

Ah yes. The the 3-weeks battle for the Bakhmut train station's public toilet. In other battles they'd yell "Urrah!" Here they yelled "Urrinal!"😊

@DimaMuskind

Жыл бұрын

XD that one got me laughing

@RipRLeeErmey

Жыл бұрын

Why does this not have more likes this is gold

@conors4430

Жыл бұрын

If it’s a battle, that doesn’t mean anything, why is Ukraine pouring? Absolutely everything into it. It’s a major junction, which allows either side to project power into the Donbass. And the Russians nearly have taken all of the city. They have more men to spare, and they’re economy is not doing anywhere near as bad as Ukraine’s is.

@turkeykillerex9509

Жыл бұрын

@@conors4430 having eastern portion of your nation occupied obviously isn’t good for economy. Also your grammar confuses me, but I think the deal that it’s supposed to be some sort of moral victory and also for attrition in some kind

@thatindiandude4602

Жыл бұрын

​@@conors4430if this were 1930s and 40s, you would be a traitorous quisling to the Nazis.

An Adam something vid, featuring the bestest pig, and paying homage to perun in the first 5 minutes? The world works in mysterious ways.

@Dommifax

Жыл бұрын

This. I woke up in the middle of the night to drink some water and randomly discovered this marvel of KZread collaborations. I of course went to immediately watch it, but was so tired that I basically forgot everything in it and now I can watch it again!

@Alpostpone

Жыл бұрын

@@Dommifax You're lucky to be able to experience this the first time twice.

The collab we never saw coming but all wanted

Great job on this! Thanks!!

Those bootleg Perun slides killed me. 😂

This crossover is like when they discovered coffee goes well with milk. two completely different things mixed together creating something incredible...

@DystopiaWithoutNeons

Жыл бұрын

Not in my stomach, and I'm not lactose intolerant

I am so glad that this collaboration happened!

Superb video, greatly appreciated.

I love how all content creators are in agreement that Perun is basically god

@MarkGoding

Жыл бұрын

Jesus wasn't born in Australia.. we couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

@justnothing8692

Жыл бұрын

perun is thunder god of old Slavic faith

@DeezerWeazer

Жыл бұрын

Yes. He just is.

@sixstringedthing

Жыл бұрын

@@MarkGoding I can't believe I haven't heard that one before. I mean I might have already heard it in some pub somewhere, bit hard to recall. Anyway I'm sure as shit going to be stealing it now, because that is gold. Re. Perun, I love how people the world over are in absolute awe of the guy, but all he's really doing is talking a bit of good sense and doing so with professional confidence. It speaks to the "quality" of some other MilTube fodder that people have latched on so strongly to a dude who really sounds like he knows what he's talking about.

@irgendwieanders2121

Жыл бұрын

@@sixstringedthing "...people have latched on so strongly to a dude who really sounds like he knows what he's talking about." ...and has a humor that could be used as desiccant...

This is the crossover I’ve always dreamed of. God bless both of you.

@user-tw3ik6lb2u

Жыл бұрын

One delusional lib talking to another delusional lib. Nothing really major.

@topcatcoast2coast579

Жыл бұрын

​@Don't Read My Profile Photo looks like a ZOG psyop name.

@derrickstorm6976

Жыл бұрын

I refuse to believe you had ever thought of a scenario like this xD

@ALV694

Жыл бұрын

Though I will be vary of lazerpig

@thepolarphantasm2319

Жыл бұрын

They just need Dylan Burns up in this piece and the triforce is complete

Fantastic collab, well done.

You guys are doing a great job of developing this level of detail in war journalism. Thanks for adding to the depth of information available to the casual observer

It’s a strange balance between Adam’s quick and concise delivery, and Lazerpig’s insanity. It somehow works, and I’m totally okay with that.

@UNSCPILOT

Жыл бұрын

I'll be honest I want more of this, it's fantastic XD

Thank you for this analysis. As a Ukrainian I am quite anxious about this whole thing. I think what has been achieved by our army so far was nothing short of miraculous. I even remember saying to someone that "I don't believe we can win, but if we take back Kherson, than I'll change my mind". Not only was Kherson taken back, but also all of Kharkiv oblast, much more than I initially hoped for. So I like to think our military command and our troops have gained a lot of credit. But I still always worry that the streak of successes will at some point end and I fear for what happens after that.

@DiamondAppendixVODs

Жыл бұрын

I'm rooting for you

@thomaslove6494

Жыл бұрын

The whole world has your back... The whole world is amazed at what you and your fellow Ukrainians have done with so little... The whole world is horrified at what you've had to endure.... And once you have liberated whatever lands you are satisfied with... The whole world is going to help you rebuild...

@antonnurwald5700

Жыл бұрын

Is it your impression that the offensive is overhyped? I have the impression that people are going out of their way to tone down expectations to the point where I think it's a deliberate information strategy. Some even express doubt there will be an offensive at all. That's ridiculous. We haven't seen any of the new weapon systems on the frontline. Which means they are somewhere, getting prepared. And any successful push, no matter how localized, will be able to really badly hurt Russian supply lines, thus laying the ground for pushing them out further. I too root for you and keep my fingers crossed.

@andropea

Жыл бұрын

@@antonnurwald5700 I second this feeling. There was a whole fuzz about ukrainians uparmouring the frontal weakspot of the Leo2s and cruising around in an assortment of western IFVs, yet there are eerily few if not zero videos going around about them being used in combat. western media has really tried to play up the supposed conflict about bakhmut between big Z and the generals, yet nothing came of it either. I am not saying they are going to somehow overrun the russians, they had far to much time to dig in, but if one of the fronts breaks like during the kherson offensive this going to be a real shitshow for the russians.

@user-ox4bv3it4i

Жыл бұрын

As an American I cant wait for the liveleaks, either way rooting for this like a football team.

More than 70 vehicles lost in 10 days. Yeah that's a great offensive you got there.

@dosa2990

11 ай бұрын

Silence 🤐, it's taboo here to raise rational arguments 😂

@ZORGIN

11 ай бұрын

🤫🤫🤐

@dutchrjen

11 ай бұрын

Ukraine has 3,000 armored vehicles for the offensive. Half the forces still have not been committed.

@shivanshna7618

11 ай бұрын

​@@dutchrjenthat's not true they had 3000 armoured vehicles as war went on most ifv and tanks(Soviet era ) are gone which got supplemented by Soviet era tanks from all the eastern block(previous) until it ran stocks dry and western tanks filled it for now we actually don't know real number it still be high in over 1000 to 1800 but we don't know yet .

@dutchrjen

11 ай бұрын

@@shivanshna7618 Dude, I can't help you if you can't do the math. Ukraine lost 539 tanks visually confirmed. Say the true number is 900. Ukraine had 900 active tanks at the start of the war plus 1,600 mothballed. Ukraine's allies refurbished many of these stored tanks. Ukraine got many hundreds of Soviet era tanks from Western countries like Poland, Germany, and even the US plus a couple hundred Western tanks plus Ukraine is visually confirmed as capturing 541 Russian tanks. 1,600 plus say 400 plus 541 plus 200 is close to 3,000 and that's just tanks. Ukraine also has lots of APCs, IFVs, etc. Say the active-duty force at the start of the war minus losses cancel. And yes, not all of these tanks would be recoverable or are in working order, but Ukraine's partners have been working overtime to repair and refurbish them. Ukraine has WAY MORE than 3,000 armored vehicles but that's what's allocated to their current offensive. I've seen the picture of tank columns many miles long. Russia is on defense now because they burned through all their offensive capability. Ukraine that was mostly on defense kept more of their armored vehicles safe.

I just wanted to say that this video is, and with all sincerity, a fantastic example of a really good group presentation. Anybody who has to do presentations for a living- high schoolers, college students, business professionals, really anyone- should watch this video on how to do a group presentation correctly. Graphical aids, like the Ukraine map, are actually useful. Sildes with bulletpoints as headliners for discussion, rather than just a list you're reading off of. Even at 21:53, where there's just a title slide that says "Where will Ukraine strike?", you didn't just repeat out loud what the slide says; you used the question as a thesis to present follow-up or detailed questions. %105/100 +5 bonus points for bringing in a talking pig

"Of our lord and savior Perun" had me CACKLING

Thank you for the video. It is very motivating for someone who is evading conscription into the Russian army

@elvingearmasterirma7241

Жыл бұрын

I wish you luck

@Alias_Anybody

Жыл бұрын

Holy frick, you are really walking on a razor blade here. Hope they lose fast.

@georgyekimov4577

Жыл бұрын

good luck stay save

@georgyekimov4577

Жыл бұрын

so much abouth the "publick support of the war"

@user-qu5mm7fd1q

Жыл бұрын

@@Alias_Anybody Almost one year and I still have a legal job. It's not as hard as it's thought to be. Many people are conscripted because they are deceived about the legal consequences of not serving in the army, or their parents are. The same thing happened with mobilization - those who complied are now in the trenches, while those who ignored it are safe at home.

What an amazing video! Very entertaining

I love how Perun is used as a comparison for presentation format. 😎

“Throw me to the wolves and I’ll come back pregnant” Based

@seneca983

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like we need some fanart of that.

@katisthicc

Жыл бұрын

​@@seneca983 NO

On the subject of the Russian nuclear arsenal, Tritium, which is an expensive and important component in nuclear weapons, has a half-life of about 12 years. The Soviet Union collapsed 32 years ago, and since then, their army and economy has been in a perpetual state of decline. I would never want to role the dice on this, and I don’t think anyone should. But I am saying that the chance their nuclear arsenal just doesn’t work anymore is above zero.

@isuckatusernames4297

Жыл бұрын

makes sense, a tritium core would sell for alot of money, plus it's expensive to keep maintained. considering how much russian oligarch love scrapping their equipment to sell it for profit.

@jackroutledge352

Жыл бұрын

Tritium is produced as a byproduct by their nuclear powerplants, which are still very much operational. Also, their nuclear deterrent is absolutely crucial to their defense. I think even among all the corruption and incompetence, they would have their nuclear forces as a priority. Finally, their nuclear maintenance facilities are open to weapons inspectors. If they weren't being well maintained, the Americans would know. So they are very heavily incentivised to make sure they do. With all that in mind, I would put good odds on at least a significant portion of the Russian nuclear arsenal being functional.

@RAFMnBgaming

Жыл бұрын

@@jackroutledge352 Perhaps that was why Trump was so eager (or goaded into being eager) to end the mutual inspection treaties. It's certainly possible that the reason the US seems to be (cautiously) happy to provide so much support to Ukraine is because things aren't quite as scary as they could be behind closed doors.

@martinlund7987

Жыл бұрын

​@@jackroutledge352 we do however know that weapon inspection is a very flawed process. There are tons of examples, but the retention of a massive biological weapons program by the USSR springs to mind. I am no expert on nukes, but faking radioactivity fingerprints would seem somewhat easier than hiding spore-milling machinery large enough to fill warehouses and virus labs requiring security features that can take years to get right.

@anthonylourakis8289

Жыл бұрын

​@@jackroutledge352What if the US claims that the Russian nuclear arsenal still functions, as an excuse to pour money into their military.

two of my favorite essayists together🔥

Great analysis, thanks!

Adam ft Lazerpig is not something i expected, but super nice. Thanks guys.

"Russia possesses a virtually endless stockpile of heavy equipment." Yes it does. So does an average Junkyard. However, that does not make them an effective used car dealership.

@Confucius_Says...

Жыл бұрын

😂

@xzenitramx666

Жыл бұрын

Auch

@jackthorton10

Жыл бұрын

Hey, at least a junkyard gives you a honest deal and plenty of options to work with… unlike Ivan’s junkyard

Very unexpected, but well appreciated collaboration! Accurate on the situation, as much as on a pronunciation! Thank you both 😊

Whoa, love that you two are working together.

Damn Lazer Pig seems to be not drunk and also following some kind of plan/ script. I can’t imagine how many times you had to record this

@christopherconard2831

Жыл бұрын

His audio was probably run through an AI geared towards taking the random rants and occasional slurred words out.

@kettelbe

Жыл бұрын

​@@christopherconard2831 you should see the french definition of your name lol

@petey9232

Жыл бұрын

He did insinuate the Taliban are in Iraq so he might be drunk.

@jcspoon573

Жыл бұрын

If this is him sober, I'd hate to hear him drunk. Also, I think he meant ... ISIS? Vice Taliban, who have no issues with Iran conquering Iraq (historical note: the Taliban formed, in part, due to a hostility towards Arab (Iraq is Arabic) interference in Afghanistan.

@christopherconard2831

Жыл бұрын

@@jcspoon573 Drunk? Start with "If you throw me to the wolves I'll come back pregnant", and spiral out from there.

7:00 "Which might mean a future war in which the Taliban are our allies" This sentence makes me shiver to my very core.

@fuzzydunlop7928

Жыл бұрын

I didn't get that part, because I wasn't sure what the Taliban had to do with Iraq since that's an Afghan regime.

@ianshaver8954

Жыл бұрын

Afghanistan borders Iran.

@NJ-wb1cz

Жыл бұрын

Taliban were already US allies initially, so there's really nothing special about that

@dasbubba841

Жыл бұрын

@@ianshaver8954 And Iran and the Taliban haven't always been on the best terms. In 1999, the Taliban massacred the staff of an Iranian consulate. Iran almost invaded. More recently, Iran has had repeated border classes, and also hosts Republican refugees.

@dasbubba841

Жыл бұрын

Today's foe could be tomorrow's friend.

Not the collab we deserve, but the one we need.

This really reminds me of the earlier videos on this war

Crazy how perun went from a gameplay channel to a high quality military analyst channel

@lpseudonyml

Жыл бұрын

"high-quality"?

@avroarchitect1793

Жыл бұрын

@@lpseudonyml Have you see those powerpoints? Its professional level. Clean concise and just the right ammount of info and no extra bullshit. I wish my safety and info sessions at work were this cleanly made.

@carltomacruz9138

Жыл бұрын

Like Invicta, right?

@erikue832

Жыл бұрын

@@avroarchitect1793 He stretches out his videos far longer than necessary though. Don't get me wrong, they're incredibly detail-oriented and clear, but they could easily be cut in half with no loss of content.

@ZgermanGuy.

Жыл бұрын

Video games may not turn you into a killer bit they will make you a military expert

I don't think there will be "giant red arrow" offensives this spring/early summer, rather more "take small town in artillery range of important road/bridge/railway etc so that the russians have to spend way more troops defending an undersupplied area. Essentially this was how Ukraine won Kherson, by taking settlements within range of the Nova Kakhovka bridge/dam and the Antonivka bridge. Making russians pay a lot more is a better strategy than painting the map and capturing flag poles.

@thexalon

Жыл бұрын

With that mindset, the goal is to get within artillery range of those rail lines in the south, so they can't be used. That seems very viable.

@dmks2146

Жыл бұрын

there is a lot of political pressure for something "big" though. a slow, grinding war is poison to keeping support up. I don't think ukrainians have the luxury to decide from a purely military strategic standpoint.

@Pulstar232

Жыл бұрын

@@dmks2146 On the contrary, I think they do. The Ukrainian identity itself is on the line here, and what's happening now is basically what happened to the UK during the Blitz. All they're doing is making the population angrier and more willing to put up with even more shit just to make sure the other guy gets kicked out.

@mekingtiger9095

Жыл бұрын

​​​@@dmks2146 I don't know, though. Western support, despite being slow, still doesn't show signs of pulling back down anytime soon, despite some divisive popular pressures. I don't think Ukraine can afford to just sit there forever and grind down the Russians in a static trench war forever, and it *sure* would be all the better if it gets its stuff together and do a reasonable push forward to keep and uplift political morale abroad. But I also don't think it needs to be something ultra spetacular on the level of the Kharkiv offensive to gather the eyes of the world towards it, so long as it shows it's still on the fight and that it has promisses for future operations. Whether this actually becomes true remains unknown and is yet to be seen, of course.

Oh god this aged so poorly

@basantatamang2249

Жыл бұрын

Didn't bother to listen to this, Don't know what to believe...what's happening? Is Ukraine gaining the upper hand

@ZORGIN

11 ай бұрын

@@basantatamang2249Well they lost about 74 tanks/armored vehicles in the first week, so not exactly. Though I would wait for further moves from both sides to deduce an ultimate conclusion

@chillaxe9603

11 ай бұрын

Just like the winter offensive video 😂😂😂 Must pay well to spout the msm line. Credibility will never return however, the internet never forgets. Short term gains exchanged for long term losses....

Excellent video!

I am very nervously happy about this collaboration And we can't stop him!!!

High production values, heavily edited videos that takes weeks to make: I sleep A power point presentation that takes a couple of hours to make: I wake

@Jhossack

Жыл бұрын

kind shows how much people really value actual intelligence. You know - facts.

@Jhossack

Жыл бұрын

Information wants to be free. But useful information rarely is.

@probium2832

Жыл бұрын

real shit

Amazing work lads

Great video, thank you.

that introduction to lazerpig was wild, i love it Its a real treat, having my favorite urbanist and pro transit youtuber, collab with my favorite military and NAFO officer

"Throw me to the wolves I will come back pregnant" Certified Turkish and Roman moment

@underagednut9135

Жыл бұрын

timestamp? i couldn't find the quote

@chethika4363

Жыл бұрын

@@underagednut9135 2:05 dude

Great vid Perun 2.0. Loved the collab with Lazerpig.

This is the colab we don't deserve but are still getting.

Immediatly clicked on the notification! The collab we all needed!

Cool shoutout to Perun, who is really the best analyst there is atm.

Also good to follow are Kings and Generals, they make monthly, or now semi monthly, recap of what happened in Ukraine, there is delay, so you won't get the freshest news, but it's comprehensive and easy to understand.

LazerPig and Adam in a colab, truly we are in the best timeline

12:56 Russia is literally, unironically using HOI4 AI military tactics

@DahVoozel

Жыл бұрын

Look, they haven't been able to win at HOI4 so they figure the AIs strategy is good.

@spacedragon1453

Жыл бұрын

No, Hoi4 players are better then them.

@trapical

Жыл бұрын

hoi4 players are mentally disabled, but even they have more sense than the Russians

@jalilsalomon5587

Жыл бұрын

@@spacedragon1453 Yes, that's why i said hoi4 Ai

@spacedragon1453

Жыл бұрын

@@jalilsalomon5587 lol

Pretty sure I've watched LazerPig's videos 3-4 times each now, and the one major problem with them is that there just isn't enough of them. The world needs more of the pig - a lot more. With lazers.

@Goober762

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he needs to post more I’ve watched them around 5 times

@kevincrady2831

Жыл бұрын

So the obvious solution is to throw LaserPig to the wolves...

@Dryadlis

Жыл бұрын

No problems? Yeah the T-34 and T-14 videos have any missinformations.

@no-facejames7360

Жыл бұрын

@@Dryadlis What misinformation? What specifically did Lazerpig get wrong? And remember to provide a valid source that isn't Wikipedia.

@faint_creator

Жыл бұрын

@@no-facejames7360 RedEffect did a video debunking some of the miss-information. LazerPig's video still is correct in many areas.

Dzięki za linki Mordo!

Thanks Adam & Chieftan

This is a crossover im gonna love, been watching both channels for ages

@DerCharacter

Жыл бұрын

Same! This was super exciting to see and I'm not complaining.

Adam with LaserPig in the Perun format, this makes my monday alot better

@Helperbot-2000

Жыл бұрын

Even garfield would be alright with this monday

I did not know this colab is possible but now I crave it slightly less than LazerPig craves his alcohol.

congratulations on combining your powers to create a Perun presentation lol. I say this as a compliment, not sure to who tho

The two fastest talking youtubers. I’m surprised time didn’t run backwards.

@UNSCPILOT

Жыл бұрын

I mean, it is for Russia, how long before they resort to using the T-34 museum pieces out of shear desperation? XD

@RafaelGonzalez-vs2bu

Жыл бұрын

​@@UNSCPILOT They are doing pretty well with only shovels.

The crossover gods have blessed us in a way we didn't know we needed!

awesome collab!

I have absolutely never clicked on a faster collab. Absolute best crossover episdoe.

"Throw me to the wolves and ill come back pregnant" is an amazing quote

That's a collaboration I didn't know I wanted! Perun feature when? ;)

Our lord and savior Perun? I stopped there

WHAT A DUO🔥🔥🔥