Cant get over the fact I watched for 2 hours, went to bed, woke up and this mad lad was still streaming

@sfks2ndacnt777

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@athulfgeirsson

2 жыл бұрын

I assumed it was a different stream

@pgillgill6777

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@nopuddingcups4360

2 жыл бұрын

Absolute Chad shit

@MrLuka-ys4wy

2 жыл бұрын

Time zones babey

I can’t believe I accidentally slept to an 12 hour MMA Guru stream. It was a nightmare, and I kept hearing his voice singing and screaming in my dreams.

@smoothcast6940

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

@shamilabdurakhimovapprecia9314

2 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Paul180

2 жыл бұрын

In your dreams: "BESSY STAY STILL ITS GONNA BE OVER BEFORE U KNOW IT" *PIG SQUEALS*

@RichHoopsNba

Жыл бұрын

Lmaooooooo

This is a certified hood classic

@PERKIODURKIO

Жыл бұрын

True

This stream will be a pivotal moment in the guruverse

This entire stream will go down in mma history

@nopuddingcups4360

2 жыл бұрын

i swear he leveled up like 4 times this stream

9 hours of sleep only to wake up and see the GOAT doesn't need sleep

This inspired me to stop smoking Im not gonna but it did inspire me

@drunkenmmamaster419

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

Petition to get this entire video patched into the next GTA as it’s own radio station.

@KingDomsKingdom85

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This type of dedication deserves +30k subscribers

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

PALKI!!!! You're still my hero even with no timestamps, I gave up on weighing in though lol

@10PALKI10

2 жыл бұрын

@@NicolaMaxwell hey Nicola whatsup!! Yeah same with weighing in, most shows are meh at best these days. True for MK as well imo …

Mike Ock is actually an incredibly effective soldier. He just starts speaking to the enemy and they shoot themselves

@KingDomsKingdom85

Жыл бұрын

Mike Ock rules

I can’t find where he said it but moving forward Guru promised to do 10+ hour streams every single day!!

12 hours live! Amazing. Our Jewroo definitely makes up for anything he does. What an absoltute legend

Haven’t caught a live stream in weeks bc of my new work schedule, so happy I get to listen to this while at work . Guru the GOAT

I’m sick at the moment and can’t sleep… feeling delirious… ended listening to this nutter for about 6 hours

Someone download this whole vid incase he deletes, I don’t have enough storage

@Lord-GURU

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Your mma analysts could never. Guru goated.

Been listening to this shit for my whole 12 hour shift bless you jewru

KZread needs to honour the GOAT MMA Guru for this milestone achievement 😂

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯

I always listen to this in the background if I’m doing a task for a long period. Very comfy

12 hours now that’s dedication brother !! you got my subscribe click !

12 hours uploaded? lets go you tha man guru :D

Just listened to almost all this at work tonight

Legendary Podcast !

12 hours you absolute madman

Wish he had a stream like this now W

The Guru Experience.

Jewru really stayed live for 12 hours 😭🤣🤣

Guru actually streamed for half a day 😂

We did it boys

You shouldn’t delete this

@sfks2ndacnt777

2 жыл бұрын

If he deletes this, he is confirmed Jewish. He probably will though, all cool things go nowadays.

I’m glad the guru was able to spend his last moments among his loyalist of followers rip the jewru 😫

Guru, thank you brother. You the man

Goat stream

Can’t believe I missed this yesterday

7:38:14 Guru played that off well but you know he's trying this at the next family dinner 😈

12 hour stream is legendary

Took seconds from never again to weekends lol good luck lad!

Can someone post time stamps for his predictions please and thanks 🙏🏿!

That’s not weed, that’s angel dust

@jimlahey8442

2 жыл бұрын

Someone spiked his weed?

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimlahey8442 no it's the cleanest I smoke just people don't realise how awful the withdrawals are when you do it every day

Did this machine never even take a bathroom break?? Convinced me to quit smoking. Apparently it increases your productivity by 5000%

12 hour mma record achieved

What camera and mic does guru use?

Mate I used to smoke everyday, had a panic attack one day and it messed me up for years, never smoked since

@chocolatitomaravilla3899

2 жыл бұрын

Panic attacks from weed is your brain telling your body you need to quit or dial back to smoking a bit once every week or 2.

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

Good for you. If something doesn't agree with u then steer clear. It's only ever haze I use the indica stuff gives me panic attacks and anxiety :/

Name one other streamer that can go 11 hours without taking a shit

Guru had a bad trip and thought he went psycho. Happens to the best of us

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fucking beast guru this is what legends are made off

Guru with a 2 day weed withdrawal lol

@chrissyj3974

2 жыл бұрын

😭🤣

Weed is the best thing ever

I got a stomach bug and Weed withdrawal at the same time a few days ago and has a similar situation but I was vomiting 20 times . But then I got a lot of money and decided getting more wouldn’t hurt this morning 😅.liked that you shared that … also I hear a lot of the shi in the Uk is laced , but I don’t live there is what do I know.

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

Mine is as clean as a whistle but wow coming off it after being an all day stoner was so difficult

@blizkid1941

2 жыл бұрын

@@NicolaMaxwell it’s definitely an understated issue it has no business being that addictive when it’s made out to not be addictive 😮‍💨🤣

@blizkid1941

2 жыл бұрын

@@NicolaMaxwell good on you for coming off it

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

@@blizkid1941 Thank you.😊 I still use it but not like I did honestly I was smoking from 6am, having weed breaks every hour. I've spoken to lots of people who've come off it cold Turkey n its really not fun lol

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

@@blizkid1941 They say it's not addictive but that's bull lol

Cocaines a helluva drug

Damn 12 hours

Guru should post more live streams..... I don't think he realizes this actually helps grow his channel !!!

@jrsmoove4354

2 жыл бұрын

@@kayy9300 his view time per month is gonna be up like 200-300% just off this one video......

@chocolatitomaravilla3899

2 жыл бұрын

Like he's said he can't make edgy jokes as much if he plans on posting the stream. And zero jew jokes lol.

10:51:57 LMFAO hahahaha

@mo4d-7

Жыл бұрын

10 hours of staring at a screen he’s losing his mind

8:56:27 LMAO

i love the song

HAPPENED TO ME IN THE 80'S SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME NEVER WENT BACK

ive been having crazy lucid dreams every night off weed, repressed REM sleep from over a year of daily weed usage

BURNS VS. CHIMAEV PREDICTION TIME STAMP: 4:02:18

Does he legit not get up to shit or piss for 12 hours? 😂

@toadb

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he legit just pisses in a bottle and talks over it

So sad we never got the fight to make video after last event

I need dem timestamps ma boi

we’ve lost guru

What were his picks?

@KingDomsKingdom85

Жыл бұрын

It was weed by KO in the 1st round.

1:14:23 wade concept impression lool

Over the hedge is slept on

We love you guru

9:45:15

@DomMazz

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@DomMazz

Жыл бұрын

KHAMZAT JUST TAP 😂😂

Time Stamp?

Why’d he leave this one up? Ima try to watch the whole thing 😂😂 11 hours

streamed for almost 12 hours for all the donations lolz

Didn't you insist that this won't be up?

11:00:30 Tom aspinall impression

Got off bud a couple days ago woke up just now full of sweat

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

Stick with it. It sucks but you'll get there, all the best!

Guru opening with some smashing songs! He's lost the plot with the 12 hours and weed withdrawal is horrible, I only smoke it at night now n then but fs stopping it after being an all day stoner was full of terror, nightmares and anxiety. It's rancid but I was sweating.

@hashling8

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve only started cutting down lately, still smoke it everyday but I just limit it to night time use for the most part which is an improvement. I don’t think I’d be able to go cold turkey like guru did.

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

@@hashling8 Don't, just gradually cut down. Cold turkey is awful wouldn't wish it on anyone lol. Take few wee draws now n then just don't go bananas n cut it back every day. Don't want to be uncomfortable or messed up. Good luck!👍

What happened to this MMA guru? Who is the new imposter guy…

Am I the only one who's watched this multiple times?

@Lord-GURU

Жыл бұрын

@Ma Ochhave some yog 🥛

@loquacious-

Жыл бұрын

Nah

12 FUCKING HOURS?!

Did he sit for 12 hours without getting out of the chair once? To stretch, eat, piss or anything?....

@KingDomsKingdom85

Жыл бұрын

He emptied his catheter a couple of times if that counts?

STRICKLAND VS. PEREIRA PREDICTION TIME STAMP 5:14:36

Weed withdrawal is no fucking joke. I’m a coward and won’t face it. Good on you guru. DONT COME BACK. I’ve ruined my time at University and all I do is play UFC 4. (Subscribe)

@Rafff908

2 жыл бұрын

smoking ruined ur college experience ?

Khamzat vs burns prediction minute?

@mmacon

2 жыл бұрын

4:02:18

Guru will you post your address so we can send you thank you cards ?

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👍 I'd do that lol. A dominos pizza voucher

@edmonddantes563

2 жыл бұрын

@@NicolaMaxwell haha exactly, send a few ‘dancers’ for his birthday

@DomMazz

Жыл бұрын

Yes and I'm sure none of the thousands of people that hate him will DOXX and SWAT him or do anything nefarious 😂😂😂

I have come of weed.... nothing happened, except I wasn't as high 🤷. Although not sure if we were coming off the same level of smoking.

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

Probably not the same level of smoking lol

L stram need longer streams lil bro

I love when you hold up the two slices of UK Dominoes to show us what’s acceptable or not. Upside down pepperoni? 🍕 5:01:00

I went to this event

A 12 hour stream? Jesus Christ wtf

Christian Leroy Duncan will win the belt tonight and I will rejoice

@otisthebeefyone8206

2 жыл бұрын

😉

your not suppose to do weed that much. it is a medical prescription. everyone has their own dosage. its medication and should not be in the same category as beer or liquor in general.

Haters will say it’s fake

20:40 HMV still exists

🐐

3:25:00

7:35:20 | Guru fan rant

@NicolaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 absolutely brilliant

13:40 why does everyone think DC? It's obvious if it WAS a fighter it would be Chael Sonnen

4:15:55

@themushroomguru240

2 жыл бұрын

I got roasted whilst he took my money

3:12:04

Make a video about your ufc 273 predictions, I dont wanna watch through a 12 hour stream for your predictions

19:22 bro needs to read berserk

9:48:08

@DomMazz

Жыл бұрын

6'2.9 is like when a kid says they're not 6 years old, they're 6 and half!! 😂😂😂