The most traditionally attractive would have to be Polyana Viana, but if we're talking who I would spend a cozy evening with, big mac Dern may just take the top spot.

@williamdavis5256

2 жыл бұрын

How tall are you?

@herbdeanisthegoldstandard8293

2 жыл бұрын

Um as long as Dern has a ton of makeup on. If not then a bag might be needed…

@vladimirputin1040

2 жыл бұрын

Do the men's now brother xd

@michaelthomas8147

2 жыл бұрын

Your A-tier is pretty good, but past that it starts to get crazy. A lot of your B's look like D's and F's.

@TheBullyDisciple

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations Dan Hardy!

Guru makes a list on the hottest female fighters and still somehow finds a way to diss Israel Adesanya

@the-mma-guru

2 жыл бұрын

He has got some ashy ass elbows tho

@cheezew1zz

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo 🤣

@happypencil333

2 жыл бұрын

Still 10-7 guru 🤣

@justinthomas2334

2 жыл бұрын

Rent free in that beanie

@albertwolf6668

2 жыл бұрын

that's why we love him.

“Brian Ortega forgot about his kids for Tracy Cortez” Bro I’m crying 😭😭

Thank you MMA Guru nothing for my confidence like a true alpha male sitting in a shed ranking me on a tier list scale. Honored to make the list 😂 Dan says thanks (not really)

@degendesigner2786

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@myiqis2752

2 жыл бұрын

wonder who else has seen this but didn’t want to comment

@degendesigner2786

2 жыл бұрын

@@myiqis2752 shevchenko is probably tracking down Gurus shed whereabouts ready with her gun

@tonyh1345

2 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@edsonjunior634

2 жыл бұрын

😂

"I'd let her triangle me and I'd eat my way out" has gotta be one of the funniest things I've heard you say Guru

You gotta drop a like on this, you already know this has been completely demonetized immediately upon uploading.

@chrissyj3974

2 жыл бұрын

6mins in and at least 3 checks haha

@faisalwani4829

2 жыл бұрын

funniest video on ur channel

@streetplaya23

2 жыл бұрын

watch u do a video on mens appearance and get no strikes or demonetizations lol the double standard. on that note i would say luke s tier and whoever is the fattest and ugliest-faced flyweight would be D tier alongside that walking fridge shaped like a cupcake who barely won against the 40 yr old self help coach on TUF this season(perez vs maximus was the fight). reasons are obvious since flyweight are already short and tiny but imagine if u were a chubby ugly one too, at least the hws got some size i guess. if we talkin just the faces, then francis gotta have the nastiest face to match his hands. this is just about looks strickly, not that these ppl are bad ppl at all. im sure most mma fans would want to look like luke or costa

@streetplaya23

2 жыл бұрын

if you really wanted to get cancelled, u shudda put 2 white girls on S tier and put angela hill at D tier next to cyborg LOL watch all the RAS SIST accusations come flooding.

@operationschief562

2 жыл бұрын

Yes EVERYONE like because we cant let the woke clowns win. We need this content as men as they keep trying to steal our balls. They will never get mine.

If the MMA community is allowed to roast Belal for looking like a Pilot martyr, Marvin for being an orc, Buckley for being a goblin etc then for the sake of equality we should keep that same energy for the girls. Good job for being impartial Guru ♿️

@bigda6407

2 жыл бұрын

Lol your profile name and pic is wild

@enzobertolo6744

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, I'm just now seeing goblin buckley

@gettingoverit3080

2 жыл бұрын

I never saw Buckley as a goblin but now I will forever thank you Mrs Jones

@BudMasta

Жыл бұрын

You forgot the samurai, luke rockhold.

@Borgborg128

Жыл бұрын

@@BudMasta he’s talking about nicknames due to looks. Luke isn’t called the samurai because he looks like one, but because he’s awkward asf and said some cringe shit in a presser lol

“Amanda Nunez: A real handsome Chad of a female” 😂😂😂

“Confuse myself enough to make it arousing” That is a legendary sentiment.

@chiefpatt9464

4 ай бұрын

Hey cool Adam

This is a certified MMA GURU classic.

He did it. The mad lad did it. Big props!!!

@chrissyj3974

2 жыл бұрын

This is great 😂

@michaelthomas8147

2 жыл бұрын

Guru is a throwback to a much better time period.

It’s been 3 months & the Tracey Cortez Part still absolutely Cracks me up “ Brian Ortega Forgot his kids for Tracy Cortez “ Jesus man no T-City interviews in the future for you Good sir 😂😂

Did Casey so dirty saying she looks like belal 😂😂😂

@Bigsoldier28

2 жыл бұрын

Go Check Her Instagram

Weasle would have Khabib at S tier

@cuzibear4048

Жыл бұрын

This made me laugh haha, DC would have khabib and Islam joined at S tier

@gamebred6995

Жыл бұрын

Nah aldo

@jozefhorniak8191

Жыл бұрын

@@cuzibear4048 I don´t get it, they are both obviously S tier (in men category)

@Chan_Chal_Chit_1

2 ай бұрын

Super comment Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

@SurelyCursed

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

I don't think we are appreciating enough how intentionally (and sometimes unintentionally too) funny Guru is sometimes. This content made his sense of humour being fully demonstrated.

@kevin41780

2 жыл бұрын

So fucking funny

@hotelmoscow8665

2 жыл бұрын

his impression of Shevchenko 🤣🤣🤣

@kakhakheviashvili6365

2 жыл бұрын

Btw, can we appreciate the amount of Georgian fans GURU has? Soon there'll benso many ofnus, that he'll have to start shilling for Caucasus fighters, just luke the Weasle does, lol.

@ellishawkins5006

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah man he did a real good job of being blunt and funny enough for us regular followers who can take a joke but avoided going down certain expected directions that may have proved problematic 4da simps. Really did a good job and while I disagree with my fav two who fighting tonight , Joanna and Valentenia. He was consistent with his picks and he does havebfair points about them 2 so Not complaining.

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

Had me dying when he said granny face

26:57 😂😂. Mate this whole video start to finish had me laughing. Another great vid MMA Guru!

@justinsalusso

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 who was that?

@SwampOperator

10 ай бұрын

​@@justinsalussoiono. Some dude in the ufc lol

@ItsMinarmy

9 ай бұрын

Josiane Nunes, unfortunately she was born without a neck@@justinsalusso

@curtsuplex6855

Ай бұрын

Isn’t that Jandiroba?

Veronica Macedo got my respect Josi nunes quick appearance had me crying hysterically

Rose shouldn't be any higher then C tier.

@digitalsmithy

2 жыл бұрын

came here for this

@sonoranherphaven1761

Жыл бұрын

Jesus christ, I didn't watch he vid and rose made this list at all? Oh lord.

@Sosarchives

Жыл бұрын

she looks like a boy 🤣even when she had long hair she was average lookin

@edelmantoamendola

Жыл бұрын

Rose with hair is litle minx

@songpizzas5422

Жыл бұрын

@@edelmantoamendola i dunno... shes better with hair for sure but her face is ugly in my opinion.

now this is the list we needed

@emilio9578

2 жыл бұрын

how about worst baby daddy ufc personalities.....cough cough noah

@eurotr4sh

2 жыл бұрын

My friend made a list of the women in the UFC ranked by the attractiveness of their feet; I have teh screenshots and still have the list. We need guru to do the Beanie Cult Fan Foot Rankings in honour of my mate Levi; there would be nothing more degenerate

I come back to this video every 6 months

The intro alone has the funniest lines ever seriously spoken by an mma fan ever. The serious and deadpan nature of the delivery is just brilliant 👏

Gina Carano is the real undisputed S-Tier dime piece of all WMMA, let’s be honest.

@Namewhahuh

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@michaelthomas8147

2 жыл бұрын

Facts.

@gaddiusgaddium9082

2 жыл бұрын

No doubt

@helmhammerhand5803

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@harrisonburgeron6652

2 жыл бұрын

big true

“A lot of triangle defense going on the Ortega household” 🤣🤣🤣 bro you need your own television show

Bro, when he screamed when he showed Josiane Nunes face at 27:00 it was the hardest I laughed all year

@cadengericke5652

3 ай бұрын

I looked up the fighter and yeah I started trying not to laugh. I was in a library

Bro. Hahahah. I’m a few minutes in and this might be the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. 😂😂😂

Bro said Meisha Tate’s face is looking creative. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Honestly can’t believe guru didn’t put Virna Jandiroba at S tier.

@emilioj3904

2 жыл бұрын

C tier body, S tier eyes

@Minimessiah42

2 жыл бұрын

Me and my brother call her the one eyed pea head. We do enjoy her fights :)

@jeffertonalive8536

2 жыл бұрын

Don't do that I like Virna... As a fighter

@cuzz467

2 жыл бұрын

@@Minimessiah42 lmao

@kintarooe8688

2 жыл бұрын

@Ma Och no, that’s the Brazilian lab experiment with no neck.

26:55 this shit can’t get any funnier 😭😂😂😂

@bestcocbaseswithlink5069

Жыл бұрын

nice username

This is literally the best thing ive ever watched

@mrmalio

6 ай бұрын

so true

I was literally laughing out loud at the Joanna part 😂 And yes there’s something about her

@clearlyalunhead1109

2 жыл бұрын

26:53 🤣🤣

@TaiLung145

2 жыл бұрын

That schmo interview XD

@tonypastor705

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t see how she could make the list.😖

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonypastor705 right? I don’t find her attractive whatsoever. And her trash talk is so cringe

@tonypastor705

2 жыл бұрын

@@jezebulls Tell me about it, glad she lost rematch to Weili.

That “fuck me” attitude JJ has is what made me a UFC/MMA fan

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

I guess people find her attractive, but I just can’t even if I tried.

@learnedeldersofteemo8917

2 жыл бұрын

@@jezebulls she looks like nosferatu

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

@@learnedeldersofteemo8917 lmao spot on

@learnedeldersofteemo8917

2 жыл бұрын

@@streetplaya23 😅🕺

@Segador80

Жыл бұрын

I always felt that way about her lmao.. It's weird how Guru did too 💀

Thanks for having the balls to talk about this openly. We all talk about these things when watching fights after a few beers. But you're a man for stepping up and putting our collective thoughts out there in public.

I swear to GAWD, when you put Lauren Murphy in the discussion, I literally almost cried, yelled, laughing....I had to cover my mouth and swallow the hardest unexpected laugh in YEARS!!!! THANK YOU GURU!!!✊🤣🙌

@vapenshred

6 ай бұрын

LOL! The first thing i think of when I hear her name is either "Bar" or "Crack". LOL!

Holy hell he actually did it

Izzy bout to do a tier list of hottest males ufc fighters

Guru humor be having me dead asf Valentina “ima eat my way out the triangle”😭😂

I respect the courage you have to make this video

15:59 Bro guru never disappoints 😭😭😭This shit had me rolling

@chrissyj3974

2 жыл бұрын

Draw a heroine addict 😭😭

@jimirwin873

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t believe he actually fucking said that 💀💀💀

@WhitePeopleAreAnnoying

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@clearlyalunhead1109

2 жыл бұрын

This is then content we're all here for

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

Had me dying the whole dam time. This is pure gold

26:52 whole video was hilarious but this was 😭🤣

@Dukestboy96

2 жыл бұрын

My favourite part😂

@GeneQuintana

2 жыл бұрын

It happened so fast I didn’t know who it was (TBF I don’t watch many women’s fights) - who the hell was it?

@Wesside_Don

2 жыл бұрын

@@GeneQuintana Josianne nunes

@Lord-GURU

2 жыл бұрын

Was just trying to find that again lol, nice one 👌

@AMK316

Жыл бұрын

Bro I fucking died

I have come back to this video one too many times and it never gets old.

I love the adjectives used to delicately place the ladies around. Miesha Tate’s face is ‘creative’ 😂😂💯

Imagine Valentina in bed like: “No No No No. U have tu be perfect!”

@Bigsoldier28

2 жыл бұрын

💀

@user-nb8mr2fr6y

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOoooooo 🤣☠️

@backbone93

Жыл бұрын

Valentina is the type of woman that needs you to get into all her nonsense bs to get her turned on Just flirting and stuff isnt enough for "culture woman" like her You need to smell on her forts kinda stuff

@user-nv2wt4hi8t

Жыл бұрын

I want Valentina to show me what true Martial Artist is in bed

You would need a higher tier for Gina Carano in her prime. Wow.

@ceedub3966

2 жыл бұрын

Right? Lmao. Nobody comes close let's be honest here

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

Dayum. Was she a fine specimen in her prime. Hands down the prettiest lady in the UFC at the time. She had that super model face structure.

@branlopgar

2 жыл бұрын

Gina Carano is still a high level A tier, even after getting jacked for her movie roles. So I definitely agree Gina in her prime was SS tier

@streetplaya23

2 жыл бұрын

face yes body was decent.

@gamebred6995

Жыл бұрын

Simp

Aspen Ladd over Zhang Weili is absolutely outrageous

@atrioxiclean4996

Жыл бұрын

I dig Weili tbh idk about yall

@tonym3440

Жыл бұрын

@@atrioxiclean4996 you dig bald weili ?☠️

@RagingOatmeal

Жыл бұрын

Say you gave yellow fever without saying you have yellow fever.

@SwampOperator

10 ай бұрын

Agreed

@brianhildreth9099

5 ай бұрын

I definitely don't have yellow fever, but hit is hot. ​@@RagingOatmeal

I sincerely howled with laughter throughout all of this. Bravo Guru for taking on such a monumental task!

"The chucky laugh is off-putting" 🤣🤣🤣Guru 2022

24:31 I’m dying bro 😂😂😂😂😂

Masterclass guru, well done mate. You outdid yourself once again.

To put this in perspective this man was way more respectful doing this list than Dana was of Cris Cyborg. I actually felt bad for her

@ayoamusan3276

2 жыл бұрын

So true Dana had no mercy

@oboroth51

2 жыл бұрын

Dana did nothing wrong

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

Lol Dana’s face and impression of her walking in heels looking like Wanderlei Silva is timeless

@lostvagabond365

2 жыл бұрын

yeah but he never said anything about her that wasnt true lmao

@haiderz4510

Жыл бұрын

I remember Dana saying cyborg looked like wanderlai if he had a sex change and put on some heels and makeup lmao 😂😂 Imagine your boss telling you, you look like a transsexual 💀

You really outdid yourself on this one guru. One of the best tier lists you have ever done

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

30 minutes of laughter. What more could we ask for!!

@DeRock401

Жыл бұрын

Misogyny at its finest. I am appalled. I need to speak to the MANAGER ASAP

Man I seriously agreed with every single one of your tier picks

You presented/handled this well. Cheers.

no way he actually did it😭😂

15 minute mark and very fair judging, witty remarks, and great analysis. I cant disagree with any picks nor comments.

I cried my shit out when u put out Lauren Murphy from the basement LOL

Moral of the Story: MMA Guru wants to party in Latin America 😎

I laughed out loud at the "Gremlins" 😂 Yours Truly, Guru's #1 Female Fan

@lefthooklarry6983

2 жыл бұрын

#1 FEMALE fan !! They don't exist 😂

@appledough3843

2 жыл бұрын

My goodness it’s a female 👁 👄 👁 Thought they went extinct in this area of the internet.

@theo7371

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this is what I don't get. Guru assumes women will not find it funny or be offended if he trash talk a bit about some other woman's appearance while women trash talk about other women's appearance probably even more than men do.

@seanb1416

2 жыл бұрын

We’ve found her

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

Gremlins, Granny Face, flat head, etc… just to name a few of the highlights

Our women in the UFC finally used in a tier list. Your a legend my brother🏆👊

This was way better than I was expecting. Guru squirming and "moving on' in a hurry quite a bit 🤣

Isn't this how the UFC approaches marketing anyways😂

26:54 I can’t breath dude stop please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@westoncoastmusic8669

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I’m literally crying laughing

This was top tier commentary. Brilliant takes

Mate I was waiting for the lauren Murphy pick. I got stitches from the laughing fit I had. My man came through with the fire vid!

This was a quality video with great research put into it, my only issue is Rose Namajunas being anywhere above C tier. She’s like every 13 year old who wants to come off as the tough kid. Pat took his fantasy and made it a reality smh

@whatisreddin7367

2 жыл бұрын

"THINK IT, DREAM IT, DO IT"

@clearlyalunhead1109

2 жыл бұрын

Also she looks like a 13 year old, Rose simps are concerning

@elcapo8596

2 жыл бұрын

Pat Barry would also like to have a private word with you in the alley out back🤣

@lj2official882

2 жыл бұрын

@@whatisreddin7367 “conceive, believe, achieve”

@MrBlackmore_

2 жыл бұрын

Rose is pretty tho

Absolute gigachad Guru making the content for the people!

the MMA guru is a fk chad for making this video. Absolute respect 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

I rewatched this video today and had forgotten how funny it is lolol. Pure gold

Norma Dumont makes this list easily over some of the last row. And Janay Harding is one of the hottest bellator fighters

@the-mma-guru

2 жыл бұрын

She was actually included, would've been at b TIER imo for the wagon, had to make some cuts to fit them all into the tiers

@lilseal7524

2 жыл бұрын

@@the-mma-guru bless your soul 🏆 no one should ever have to go through such stressful decisions. 🙏🏻 lfg !!

@bloodbath3658

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilseal7524 What bout Diana Avsaragova in Bellator? She has S tier face imho

@lilseal7524

2 жыл бұрын

@@bloodbath3658 Tbh couldn’t spell her name so literally wasn’t able to include it even if I wanted to. tragedy avoided because of you🙏🏻

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

Norma Dumont is a beautiful woman. She’s got a great smile and some thicc backside

Rose should be switched with shevchenko

@greenlenny3926

2 жыл бұрын

Ur godam right

@boomnailedit1609

Жыл бұрын

Fact.

@drunkenmmamaster419

Жыл бұрын

Idk how Valentina and O'Neil are C and Rose is a B lol

@clearlyalunhead1109

Жыл бұрын

Switch Weili with Rose

@canadat4380

Ай бұрын

Shevchenko is a high A if not a S

Been binging the channel recently, you cracked me up properly 3 times in this vid and I never laugh out loud

very accurate when explaining wellie zhang

I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thank you good sir, you made my night tenfold

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

Same here. I’ll listen once a week just to have a laugh.

@joshuaw9675

2 жыл бұрын

Same. When Carla Esparza’s picture popped up I was crying. She has such a funny looking face

@jaimewinz

Жыл бұрын

A-MAN-da Nunez 😁🤣

sometimes i wonder if im the only one who thinks zhang is really cute

@lee1990lee

2 жыл бұрын

She is for sure

@done1961

2 жыл бұрын

In a completely non sexual way, yeah.

@Okletsrumble

Жыл бұрын

I think she is too

@Romanus-

Жыл бұрын

Meh…..

You are the best MMA KZreadr of all time keep going GOAT!!!

Polyanna said In a Brazilian podcast (in Portuguese) she was talking with other chicks and I swear she said something about his “gift” or “blessing” so I’m assuming Covington is repping a Pringles can 😂😅

“A…man…duh… Nunes. Really a handsome woman” 😂😂😂 you’re killing me bro 😂😂😂

Typical for a Brit to pick a girl with bad teeth for the A Tier (Dan Hardy's girl). Cheers, guru.

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

I did not notice she had bad teeth. Maybe he would be insecure if he got with someone with better teeth than him?

You were very forgiving with this tier list

Bruh, Jessie Jess is definitely up there… glad someone acknowledged it! I always root for her. Harley Quinn cosplay is a must!

Guru that Leavitt wife joke was insane😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“The bottom lip of Shechenko is drier than Adesanya’s elbows”. Hahaha

That’s right finally some real content

Glorious content by Sir Guru.

I was brushing my teeth while watching this and laughed so hard listerine came out of my nose. Damn you Guru.

@thomaskane5977

2 жыл бұрын

So no love for Mayra bueno Silva . Watch her interviews . Something about her Can't believe I'm the only one on the mbs train.guess I got weird taste. Her wife is dopes as well .oh miss fepaula

I never knew I’d die laughing at each pick I’m dead lmao

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t have asked for anything more than 30 minutes of stomach cramping laughter

Haha. This is fkn great. 👏👏👏 Is there anyway we can get an unedited version? Patreon? PPV?

Highly entertaining, thanks.

I’d switch Shev and Rose

@evsgo95

Жыл бұрын

No

@atrioxiclean4996

Жыл бұрын

Fr rose is kinda meh

Best Tier List to ever exist, subbed for life👍

Joanna is underrated. I dont like her jawline, but shes decently pretty and her body post-retirement is just stupid

@canadat4380

Ай бұрын

Yah she's def higher then c , I'd put her in high A

I laughed hard when you said Casey O'Neill resembled Belal Muhammed😂

@d_rod3

Жыл бұрын

Damn I thought she was hot but now I could never look at her again smh

Sliding in the D tier fighters almost took me out. The scream... 😂

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

He should have flashed Virna Jandiroba

@Sparkball

2 жыл бұрын

@@jezebulls better than getting flashed by Jandiroba

If lipski isn’t S tier then it’s rigged

@abyss5883

2 жыл бұрын

a man of culture

@the-mma-guru

2 жыл бұрын

Only room for 1 at S tier. Consider A tier, S tier. They're all the cream of the crop

@Brandon-iq3dj

2 жыл бұрын

Ironing boards aren't eligible for s tier

@PrincessLioness

Жыл бұрын

I find her face pretty than Polyana’s.

@Manesson

2 ай бұрын

Men of culture, we meet again.

Man’s clearly got a type haha😂

this is the best video i’ve seen in my entire life

I thought the 12 hour stream was the biggest moment in the guruverse. This may be it though

their goes the potential ufc commentary job

This list is 💯 on target bro!! Good eye

Rose Namajunas before hair cut S tier. After hair cut D tier.

@bobby6204

6 ай бұрын

Good one.... 🙄👏

@TheEternalWarrior-hz4cc

Ай бұрын

Before cut b tier.

this is your funniest video yet Guru. The Johanna part had me lmao until u hit Lauren Murphy. Nunes looks Costas older brother in that picture

@jezebulls

2 жыл бұрын

Granny face had me dying

@Cradien

Жыл бұрын

"Costas older brother" Bro.. bruh

@csracingreport2024

Жыл бұрын

Nunes doesn't make My List you can VIEW @ the Top of the Comments Section: Nice lady, great fighter, but not quite in the discussion.

@mateusmachadomartinsjunior4309

9 ай бұрын

to be fair, costa is a very attractive men, i'd drink his secret juice😏