I'd join the cult if you guys started it

@danile948

3 жыл бұрын

AGREED

@ronan8834

2 жыл бұрын

Wud rather start an army against poaching in africa an south africa

@clydefrog203

Жыл бұрын

I'm thinking militia, Retep Raiders

As a Canadian, that beaver became a folk legend in my town.

How long till you guys are able to mount the definitive search of Papua New Guinea for the thylacine?

Would love to hear more about Patrick’s Whale Wars experiences. Use to watch it heaps. Keep up the great work fellahs love the podcast.

@ODMagicMike

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna hear about that one episode where the captain got “shot” and the bullet was stopped by the metal medallion in his pocket like in the movies.

@WildTimesPod

3 жыл бұрын

Pester him on IG @thespicemun

@capibirhane476

3 жыл бұрын

💯 would love to hear Patrick's whale wars stories

i love how retep always starts off angry with the broducer

The podcast only gets better and better

About a month ago they found some barrels that had been dropped in the ocean between Long Beach and Catalina Island. It's tragic what we humans do to our oceans, our lands and our marine and wildlife. I live in San Pedro, California and as I walk our beaches here I am constantly picking up trash. At times I feel like we humans don't deserve the beauty that surrounds us.

At 8:52 Forrest compliments Retep on his Beaver Pic.

@WildTimesPod

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

The Wild Times is most definitely my new favorite. The Wild bros are the absolute best!!

GOOD WORK! Great pod!

I took a break from watching cartoons yesterday and turned on Whale Wars. I lasted 3 minutes before I was watching cartoons again.

“Not as funny as me, don’t make jokes” if Peter leaves I might just have to leave too

at the end retep had a mark anthony cleopatra flashback lmao

I'm from Northern Vancouver Island and we are so close to wildlife here. They're often messing with us like this. My family had halibut stolen from our freezer by some rude black bear one time.

I went out hunting with a falconer from California named Joe who flew golden eagles. His birds had taken down black-tailed dear and coyotes. One of his birds talons punched thru his gauntlet, thru his forearm, and popped out the other side. Lots of blood. Another time he called his eagle to his fist and it missed and hit his thigh. There was blood squirting out, he thought his artery was punctured and was going to die of blood loss. They're really majestic to see fly and hunt tho.

@myceilauniverse9096

2 жыл бұрын

Living flying Steel knives

Pulls up photo of a woman who got eaten by a 23ft snake - Forrest “and it’s funny”

Do they know that wall thickness of the conduit the beaver chewed through?

Such a good podcast

How did pat manage to not say “alright Peter you have your beaver and your bobcat”

I love when peter talks shit to Patrick 🤣

I honestly think they were training that Golden Eagle, And I think he got confused on what to do

@nobodyspeical5450

2 жыл бұрын

Big time got confused. I’m sure the talons didn’t feel good but it wasn’t trying to kill her.

Hold up, cant we also discuss how Forrests rugby jersey is from a New Zealand team and not even one of the major teams??? Big fan Forrest big fan

These guys need more subs

Hey guys, did some research and the Python story came out in 2018. Woman had the exact same name, and it happened in the exact same place and the snake was exactly the same sizd. Any reason why its resurfaced now?

Hey boys. Love your show. I live in the uk, so keep an eye out for the walrus updates i send you. Love you guys. Keep finding and talking about all these great animals

A Chicken for eggs, a Clouded Leopard for security and cuddles, and a Raccoon for heists. Forrest won that one.

Forrest’s top pick up line: “Hey, wanna swap genetics?” 😂 I’d say Forrest won this one. His picks were unique animals with thoughtful reasoning. I’d pick an Osprey to bring me fish everyday, a wolf for protection and companionship and a beaver to wreck all the non-homeless people’s WiFi just out of spite.

@smears6039

7 ай бұрын

Late I know, but I’m super impressed with your picks and think they’re better than the bros picks! Very thought out and clever!

Forrest made nice joke 5:33 and "Ta dum" meme 5:39 made me laugh out loud for real :D

There's a video on youtube by a man who runs a bird of prey sanctuary who JUST had an eagle land on his hand without his falconry glove, if I remember correctly. He almost died from the infection and he says the claws went all the way through his hand. As in literally in one side, out the other.

what are the rules on that. do they put the birds down when they have attacked humans?

I think that eagle tried to land on her it, visibly slowed down right when it got to her looked like it was trying to catch its balance on her

Currently watching back all the old episodes . Im a retic breeder they are wicked fast when they strike at you have lost so much blood due to them especially when they first came to pet trade and we’re not captive bred. If ya get bit by a snake a great way to get it off is alcohol had a buddy get bit by a 19ft retic he had a beer with him so I poored the beer on the snake it messes with the senses.. afterwards the snake was fine gave my buddy few stitches gave the snake a bath so the alcohol didn’t dry her skin out

I remember an Animal Planet special on giant snake attacks and their survivors. One guy got attacked by his pet and had a friend pour hard alc down the snake’s throat, which made it leg go. Another guy explained that bending a constrictor’s tail upwards will make it let go, but that’s assuming you can even reach it in time and have leverage. The most hardcore survivor was a Kenyan schoolteacher who got bit on the face or neck by a rock python, and was going unconscious…so he bit it back. He bite as hard as he could on its neck and he killed it faster. So, if you can do that, that might be your best shot, brutal though it may be.

Wait, are they making a new episode of Extinct or Alive? Noice. What animal is it going to be?

@kaijuar2003

2 жыл бұрын

@Maskie Man Ah then I'm not gonna watch it.

As someone in B.C I'm glad to hear about my province

So, I hate to break it to you but the conduit used for that kind of stuff is not that thick. It’s covered in zinc because it’s galvanized in order to prevent it from corroding. Nonetheless the beaver chewed through the metal but it’s not like a 50 mm thick piece of metal

I would have guessed a caterpillar...

That's a pretty good battle royale. My picks would be a honey badger for protection, ny golden retriever Archer, and a trained crow to fly around and pick up money is finds on the ground

I have a friend who's missing both a nipple and a chunk of ass cheek from hunting beavers and thinking they're dead. Hauling them back they'll kick back to life just to maul you

As a Canadian I can agree beavers can be serious , my dog had a large chunk taking out of him and I hears of a dog dying because they were messing with the beaver, I even had one display aggressive behavior towards me

Is laying down flat on the ground a viable way to defend against a python? Or would being at ground level, to prevent the python from wrapping, put you in an even worse position?

@douggaudiosi14

Жыл бұрын

The python is pure muscle it would be able to man handle you on the ground. It would put u on an even worse position because you wouldn't be able to brace yourself

the thing the beaver threwed through was probably aluminum

DDT was first used in the 1940s

I’m in Northern California. Homelessness is a horrible problem here too. I wouldn’t be homeless in the city, I’d try to make my way towards the mountains and just go live off the land and off the grid, which is what I think those who are homeless because they hate the comforts of having a permanent shelter should go. My animal companions would be a river otter because I love a great fishing companion and a mountain lion as a hunting companion. I wouldn’t need anything else.

@marciadawsson9002

5 ай бұрын

But that's the issue for the homeless ppl lol theirs no drugs in the mountains lol

2 AM???

The video was at a pow wow and the eagle was brought for teaching purposes but he had other plans I guess

What do you mean there’s no bald eagles anymore? It seems like there’s a pair of them on every lake, at least where I am.

@sendit1924

2 жыл бұрын

There's heaps in northern australia too

How much for the “Tree” painting Retep

@WildTimesPod

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe a signed picture of it will be a patreon perk 💪🤣😜

Forest finally won a battle royal

You guys are fuckin amazing! 3 pets, Dire wolf, Chimpanzee, Lion. As long as they are all trained and see me as the Alpha, nobody would even come close to me LMAO. I would be laughing the whole time though. Peace, love, happiness y'all!!

Helllllllllll yes

In defense of the beaver, it doesn't sound like the conduit is actually 4.5" thick all the way around. If it 4.5" in diameter, how thick is the actual internet cable? Let's say it's 2.5-3.5" thick, that makes the conduit .75-1" thick, making the entire conduit and internet cable 4.5" in diameter. the conduit could even be less thick than that. Beavers can chew through a lot so it makes sense, but I doubt they would actually be able to chew through 4.5" thick metal. Plus conduits aren't one piece of pure thick metal tube surrounding the internet cable, it's a bunch of metal intertwined to make a thicker barrier, so the beaver being able to chew through it is a lot easier now.

Beavers have iron in their teeth, that's what gives them that rusty color and enables them to chew thru a tree in no time.

Someone seems confused about the difference between diameter and thickness

Friday was ice cubes biggest hit not anaconda

I'd have 2 golden eagles for hunting and a African wild dog for protection and cuddles lol

Comment for the algorithm 🔥

Mandrills aren't baboons

Pretty sure all rhinos are born with a third leg... and a fourth

Retep Racuza, Mr. Beaver himself

Homeless pet battle royale option, considering they're trainable in the game, how about aggressive bees?

Fuck ddt! The bald eagles are making a huge come back in New England. I saw 4 of them with adult plumage playing around while I fished on Sunday. I always thought they were pretty solitary?!

hey forrest can you do a vid showing off all your animals at your house?

@pullingguard1212

3 жыл бұрын

He did a tour of his house for some magazine or something. Its on youtube

@WildTimesPod

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/m3yBmrCrp92xeto.html

@nolanrobbins3981

3 жыл бұрын

@@WildTimesPod oh sick this is awesome! thanks

might be going extinct in the States but not here in Nova Scotia Canada. There is a lot of them here. Big population of them in the Annapolis area.

Above average size weens for the win!!!!

I had Taco Bell today :)

My 3 homeless camp animal picks would be 1. A Dogue De Bordeaux. They are loyal to their owners, are very affectionate to their owners, but big enough to look intimidating, Giant bark, bite will do damages. 2. Orangutan, whom I will name Clyde. They are highly intelligent and I believe will be my source of income. People will want to take pictures of him. $5.00 per picture. Also, no one will mess with me if I'm walking down Skid row with a 150 lb male DDB and an orangutan. 3. Amazon parrot. I will teach the bird to pickpocket people and fly away..😂 I really enjoy listening to y'all whole I do housework. Why don't you like Pat, retep?

That girl would have been shredded and the guy running up would have kicked it or something if it was wild, for sure falconry

Pro tip if you're walking around in an area where reticulated pythons are common, carry a fixed blade knife. When you get struck by the python and it grabs your arm pull your knife out of the sheath and promptly stab it in the head. Otherwise your out of luck

Clarification: The 600m dollar offer was made by Spot-A-Fly

Rhinos actually are starting to evolve smaller horns because of poachers 😢, so actually the bigger horned males are beening breed out of the rhino population

That picture of the African rock pythons teeth on that fence what happened was the snake was skinny enough to get under the Electrical Fence ate a gazelle or something like that went to go back underneath the fence was too big got electrocuted turned tried to bite and got its mouth stock

Please go find that big snake n film it lmao

6.9k views 69 comments, nice

Let me see, I would have to choose a chimpanzee, a crow, and a hen. Chimps are great with tools so I should have no problem training it to disassemble and reassemble my tent (because we know that’s a pain in the ass). Also it’s human characteristics will help my imagination while we spoon... Crows are just whimsical and I’ll send mine to the hills to steel me shiny expensive jewelry. Crows love shiny things. Lastly the hen. The hen will give me eggs. These eggs won’t be for eating. They will be for throwing. Any LA snob who scoffs at my homelessness will catch an egg to the head. To avoid any lawsuits my chimp will be throwing the eggs. Also Pat wins. The condiment plan was hilarious. Also no cat left behind... which reminds me, Pat I need a picture of Lemly still!!!

as a Canadian i would just like to say we were doing good with the hole covid then America bought all the vaccines and we can’t get any

@mysteryjunkie9808

3 жыл бұрын

Money talks and we got the volume way up

@kumgoassociates2924

3 жыл бұрын

Hold the L

Don’t listen to all the smack talking most people do behind your backs, y’all are pretty ok.

25:30 like the apparently accurate portrayal of mating in Hippos in the memorable documentary - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (kzread.info/dash/bejne/dmmT3LOMl5Dam5c.html)

You are way off. She was supposed to catch it and didn’t raise her arms

I'd be a sacrifice if you guys started a cult

Monkeydactyl

No that is complete bullshit I breed ball pythons and not all the time do they go for the head I see some of them go ass first making it way more difficult

Jaw dropped at the phrase "everybody's vaccinated". 55-64 year olds just became eligible last week here.

@mysteryjunkie9808

3 жыл бұрын

Really in America as young as 16 years old can get it now

69th comment

holy shit I love the show but can not stand peter lol

That my good sir, was not a mint. Those pouches will give you cancer faster than chew. I know this is from last year but hopefully you don't still use those.