-"Bikes wont make arguing policy any easier" -"You are arguing with the mechanicus, it literally will!"

@barrybend7189

4 жыл бұрын

Bikes are a red mechanical herring.

@TonyRedgrave

4 жыл бұрын

That was the back up plan. If the talk failed, they would have challenged him to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fouth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker on motorcycles!

@elysiankentarchy1531

4 жыл бұрын

@@TonyRedgrave So they would have moved onto Yugioh 5d?

@Sergalt

4 жыл бұрын

I mean after Kitten mastered ultimate form of Politics? Who needs bikes?

@AberrantChibi

4 жыл бұрын

Please note that it took a fabstodus dreadnought explaining his mechanical aspects to skittari to gain entry to the Fabricator-General's chambers to begin with. Magnus had a point.

"He does not need proof he's the Emperor's word." Fucking love that quote

@asteroidrules

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty accurate summary of how Custodes act too. They're definitely not the type to be crossed.

@Nyghtking

4 жыл бұрын

@@asteroidrules Pretty much, the only ones that can give them any orders at all are the high ranking members of their own organization, the primarchs, and the emperor himself, I would say the high lords out rank them but I don't think that true as I don't think the high lords have any official power to give them orders.

@lucasbeck1391

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nyghtking yeah they just give them the middle finger

@bryan0x05

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nyghtking not even the primarchs, I think the emperor has ordered then to listen to Guilliman plus he's lord regent.

@TheSoulDetective

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nyghtking Literally no one in the Imperium but themselves and the Emperor can tell them what to do. That's why earlier on when the Inquisition ran afoul of the Fabulous Custodes, that was probably the most terrifying thing they could have encountered in the Imperium.

-ACCESS DENIED. -You do realize that I'm a High Lord of Terra, yes? -You do realize that ACCESS DENIED.

@badgew28

4 жыл бұрын

Do you realize that i'm a High Lord of Terra, yes? Do You Realize That Access Denied

@dicorockhimself

4 жыл бұрын

Those where some big balls

@zetaking2909

4 жыл бұрын

na he had those replaced with ball baring's, tho they must have been pure adamantium >.>

@dicorockhimself

4 жыл бұрын

@@zetaking2909 if you will nutron star testes

@mugenusv8290

4 жыл бұрын

Santodes: skittarii, I want to enter your TEMPLE~ Skittarii: Access, G-G-Ranted!

This series started with the emperor of mankind bitching about the crap show his imperium has become and we somehow went to space politics done through techno rock space opera. One hell of an journey

@TheSoulDetective

4 жыл бұрын

It all started with the Emperor bitching about it. Everything.

@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit

4 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised it lasted this long. Not a lot of people have the creative talent to keep a show running for 5 years, whilst keeping it totally entertaining.

@fanta4897

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh I hope that it will never end.

@spectralassassin6030

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Red vs Blue in that regard.

@Robb1977

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it really was just a "the imperium is like the opposite of what the emperor claimed he wanted it to be. It would be funny if a loyal subject had to slowly explain all its flaws to him" Then that concept grew legs and here we are.

Somewhere in the Eye of Terror Noise Marines: I think someone is challenging us.

@MishraArtificer

4 жыл бұрын

*Epic Sax Marine rides a Land Raider into the room*

@Resomius

4 жыл бұрын

By the Emperer! I wanna see that battle!

@patrickfrost9405

4 жыл бұрын

*DOOM RIDER has entered the chat*

@Chiscringle

4 жыл бұрын

"You seem to like metal, Priests of the False Machine. We, too, like metal. ... DEATH METAL."

@lucasahumada6913

4 жыл бұрын

Sabaton rides on in wearing carapace armor

MY THERMIC REACTOR IS PULSATING WITH *EXCITEMENT!*

@NikoD239

4 жыл бұрын

WITH 𝑺 𝑴 𝑶 𝑶 𝑻 𝑯 𝓥𝓔𝓛𝓥𝓔𝓣𝓨 𝔹𝔼𝔸𝕋𝕊

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

Brother Santodes... *convince them*

@dukeofmania6504

4 жыл бұрын

Beep~

@darthrevan1281

4 жыл бұрын

Make pee-nis into robot!

@GhostBear3067

4 жыл бұрын

Are you sure it is the reactor...?

I kept imagining that the Fabricator General has simply modified himself to the point that he percieves all communication and indeed everything his mechanical senses relay to him in this musical way.

@michaelskasick1560

4 жыл бұрын

Binary and old school synthesizers...I can see it.

@mogar2813

2 жыл бұрын

Emperor: I can’t tell if that was diagetic or not

When two Bards roll a Charisma Skill Challenge against each other.

@jacent.4982

4 жыл бұрын

And when Hammurabi shows up, its it's when a paladin rolls a nat 20 on said roll.

@dilophosaurussk4333

4 жыл бұрын

When the Bard realizes Diplomacy is a Charisma check.

@depressedgwyndolin

2 жыл бұрын

And the rest of the party is on the instruments

@akseliloven5093

9 ай бұрын

And their bard battle is for automatons

@emanuelalejandromontoya8726

9 ай бұрын

More like bards and paladins vs artificer.

Imagine if all politics where like this, battle of the musicals.

@goldensimp7729

4 жыл бұрын

I think Hillary's defeat would have somehow even more humiliating, and we would have had one fuck of a rap battle

@michaelmoses8745

4 жыл бұрын

It would certainly be more entertaining to watch even if the content remains awful.

@CommisarHood

4 жыл бұрын

Here in Britain the House's of Parliament can be pretty entertaining at times when one side or the other gets their dander up but it would go to a whole new level if Boris Johnson decided to challenge Jeremy Corybn to a music battle or they could go old school pull out their swords and have a duel. (Fun fact for you if you've ever watched PMQ's the reason the opposition and government benches are that far apart it's because they have be two sword lengths apart so they can't pull out a longswords and go full Medevil on each other. Try to get that mental image out of your head next time you're watching MP's debate.)

@rigulur

4 жыл бұрын

oh god Kanye would be a legit candidate

@DarkCT

4 жыл бұрын

that would be amusing... but also rather shit.

"How dare you, you colossal mechanical nerd! He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word!" After all Kitten has gone through, seeing the others have his back like this is just fucking amazing.

@kirbyvontraumland9447

3 жыл бұрын

I can agree with you.

The real question is when do we hear kitten sing “I am the very model of a custodes captain general”

@TheSoulDetective

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@renadex4905

4 жыл бұрын

"had to be me, someone else might have gotten it wrong"

@Agorafobik

4 жыл бұрын

@@renadex4905 Bastard, that line still hurts

@lexicus1275

4 жыл бұрын

@@renadex4905 *sharp inhale*

@judgecurran7289

4 жыл бұрын

@@renadex4905 boi

"How DARE you, you colossal mechanical NERD. He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word!" Mfw Hammurabi actually WAS the best, dropped the greatest lines.

@barrybend7189

4 жыл бұрын

Then there was the two other shield hosts who did the most bro move ever.

@RCN2820

4 жыл бұрын

*shield bang*FUCK YOU Best line indeed.

@barrybend7189

4 жыл бұрын

@@RCN2820 that was priceless.

@MMD-mi5vx

4 жыл бұрын

naw that guard with his cable pissing threats was the best

@GoliathHimself

4 жыл бұрын

@@RCN2820 tbh I think the shield bang was a bit too fast if the first one was like 3 beats earlier it would have worked a lot better

"How dare you, you colossal mechanical nerd! /He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word!" B A R S .

@Dorsidwarf

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite exchange in the whole song

@getfreur2458

4 жыл бұрын

that custode became my favorite now

@anlize3422

4 жыл бұрын

Hamurabi really went hard on that. Glorious.

@MewnFrostFang

4 жыл бұрын

such a great part honestly

@c4r1053

4 жыл бұрын

It’s the best part... because it’s true!

Kitten is officially an Idol now.

@Eviligniter

4 жыл бұрын

A Daddy idol.

@daddypudding9074

4 жыл бұрын

ASdad Adasd Did somebody say DADDY?!?

@aaronbarringer4913

4 жыл бұрын

@@daddypudding9074 HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDY - Santodes

@endworldkrawky600

4 жыл бұрын

Good, now he can go with his Tau girlfriend.

@rianwidz1435

4 жыл бұрын

Why you wonder shadowsun actually want kitten back

Megatron: Soundwave, negotiate Soundwave: As you command, cusets eject. Operation: Politics

@fallenkiller89

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@comteraffayn8351

4 жыл бұрын

Soundwave : Superior Other politicians : Inferior

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

Hotel: Trivago

@daedricmace919

3 жыл бұрын

Also Soundwave whilst T-Posing:This Is Why I Am Superior.

@blam320

3 жыл бұрын

Cassettes*

Emperor: Turns an army around with a single haiku Kitten: Claims ancient technology with a single rap battle Like father like son.

@Taistelukalkkuna

4 жыл бұрын

Mom Everest would be proud.

@cinesiosilva8793

4 жыл бұрын

When did the emperor do the haiku thing?

@thespacedog8031

4 жыл бұрын

@@cinesiosilva8793 It was mentioned in one of the podcasts. The one about the black templars IIRC

@Taistelukalkkuna

4 жыл бұрын

@@cinesiosilva8793 IIRC, it came up in some TTS conversation about Manperors ability to convince others.

@yuristyrkas8001

4 жыл бұрын

@@cinesiosilva8793 If the Emperor had a Podcast - Episode 2: The Black Templars, Dorn's Angry Boys at 13:25 Rogal Dorn: "Even while debating the cultist priest, you were barely making sound arguments - a shock to someone such as me, who has seen you convince entire armies to surrender arms using only haikus."

With this episode, we get one step closer to the idol/tts crossover we all deserve!

@swordbrethrenmordred1230

4 жыл бұрын

We already have an Idol/TTS video. "Awaken my quivering abs"

@dicorockhimself

4 жыл бұрын

@@swordbrethrenmordred1230 where can I find this?

@dicorockhimself

4 жыл бұрын

@@swordbrethrenmordred1230 I did right after I said this it's a good

@MrAaaaazzzzz00009999

4 жыл бұрын

idol?

@luc-zq7ku

3 жыл бұрын

@Middle Earth DEA *from far far away* IT'S NOT F*CKING CANON.

This sounds like it would take a considerable amount of time to render.

@rh906

4 жыл бұрын

Oh it did

@ricardotorrence6459

4 жыл бұрын

Lulz

@suzannemacmillan9135

4 жыл бұрын

And time well spent. It was good!

@kyleplatter8954

4 жыл бұрын

Mateo Kostar I mean the mechanicus drivers were bad, see

@Azurada23rd

4 жыл бұрын

“Whatever it was, it sure made me DIE!”

“Don’t be sad because it’s over, be glad because it happened.”

The fallen shall be forever remembered as the Emperor's finest.... At least we got this amazing song before it ended...

@DippKlippGuy

2 жыл бұрын

The Fallen? Make them repent Asmodai...

@rexlumontad5644

2 жыл бұрын

@@DippKlippGuy Asmodai: "REPENT MOTHERFUCKERS!" *bonks GW*

@banzeyegaming2234

2 жыл бұрын

@@rexlumontad5644 I- You know what? Asmodai, I give you leave to make them *fully repent with extreme prejudice.*

@ja-vishaara

2 жыл бұрын

Fallen? FALLEN‽ Repent!

@Questknight12

2 жыл бұрын

@@banzeyegaming2234 I'll get the popcorn.

This song is an absolute banger

@Wojjjie

4 жыл бұрын

From now on every time there Will be mechanicus speaking binary i Will always imagine that this is how they hear it

@besttosterboi2335

4 жыл бұрын

W.B Mars the musical

@Commander_Boreale

4 жыл бұрын

This is getting out of hand. I know the Emperors soul is splintered, but anime profile pictures... This is why I left the Imperium for Borealum.

@Wojjjie

4 жыл бұрын

@@Commander_Boreale We all know Emperor represents all of humanity Some of his souls were just weebs for sure

@tobyharrison4702

4 жыл бұрын

It certainly is

Subject identified. Branch: Music Rank: KZreadr Name: Bzzrt Screw that...

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

Well that was rude

@tanith117

4 жыл бұрын

Custodes gain names through their deeds. Many names are book length

@fumarc4501

4 жыл бұрын

You do realize that Access Denied.

@MajinOthinus

4 жыл бұрын

@@fumarc4501 *A c c e s s D e n i e d*

@jled787

4 жыл бұрын

@@tanith117 and with their victory in the techno binary sing-off, everg single custode present would have gained another name.

Requiescat in pace, TTS. Your untimely demise ensured your place among the legends. Don't believe me? Just ask Firefly.

@Whiteknight-xg2pq

Ай бұрын

Well... fuck you aren't wrong. But tbh that was being fucked with from the get go by the studio execs.

"How dare you, you colossal mechanical nerd! He Does Not Need Proof, HE'S THE EMPERORO'S WORD!!!!" Not gonna like, that is possibly one of the most epic and bad ass lines out there. I love it.

@DippKlippGuy

4 жыл бұрын

"I am the Omnissiah's Voice, And my word is as true!"

@leobracken2316

4 жыл бұрын

@@DippKlippGuy You really think so?! (Stomp stomp) F@#+ YOU!

@SeathThePawn

4 жыл бұрын

"Oh you really think so?" *Double clap* "Fuck you!"

@Jacobstx

4 жыл бұрын

@@DippKlippGuy Oh you really think so!? *FUCK YOU!!*

@vegacomplex8290

4 жыл бұрын

@@DippKlippGuy "Oh really, you think so?" *clap clap* "Fuck you!"

Something new and unique, really, I didn't expect this to be in the show.

@TheDragonfriday

4 жыл бұрын

I kinda did ever since I hear those voice. Haha but not a full on politics battle song. Better then stupid rap battles

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

Epic Rap Battles of History is still cool but this one is PERFECT

@acedias12

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheDragonfriday "Hey, hey! Look at me! I hate popular stuff!!"

@xsonohx7961

4 жыл бұрын

@Rauta Metalli, Same, wasn't expecting it. xD

@Taractis

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, now I understand why the fabricator general seems to speak like he's trying to sing. I guess in TTS verse binary is musical.

This is based, I was getting sick of rolling back the episode

@lonnakko333

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@DootDoot93

4 жыл бұрын

Did it take forever to load the video when you'd roll it back? It does so for me, I'm unsure if it's the video itself or just my my WiFi being weird, but no other vid I roll back has that issue.

@speestechsupport1341

4 жыл бұрын

Billy F It was ok for me, but finding the exact point when the song starts was beyond tedious

@RedDan-fx6tz

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Ermagron

4 жыл бұрын

@@speestechsupport1341 14:49

"I'm the Ommissiah's voice, my word is as true!" "Oh really, you think so?" "(Shield Bang), Fuck you!" Greatest comeback and lines

@Voltboy1449

Жыл бұрын

top 10 anime insults

@jffry890

Жыл бұрын

Best debate strategy ybh. No comeback.

ALFA: "We need a cool way to show them speaking Binary!" StringStorm: "I know, Techno music!" _ThunderPsyker: "Monotone voices? ..nah that won't work."_ StringStorm: "Techno Music!" *Zegram: "Maybe... swirly graphics? Iunno..."* StringStorm: "We can use Techno music!!!" ALFA: "Oh I know, I know, I'll ask StringStorm to synch the voices to techno music." StringStorm: >_> Karl: "StRiNgStOrM, yOu'Re MuTeD..."

@shadowstrider8295

4 жыл бұрын

Was that from something or did you come up with that?

@Oliolli3

4 жыл бұрын

So it's basically the Chaos Gods' Conference from the Idols-series?

@mjburden8086

4 жыл бұрын

Oliolli3 Yes

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

I can imagine this happening in SpaceBattles.

@JoshSweetvale

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheWarmachine375 I'm a SpaceBattles native. This is our kind of humor, yeah.

Kitten's voice makes my body quiver...

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

Soundwave superior, Mechanicus inferior

@Finalhellmaster

4 жыл бұрын

Your oiled abs in delight?

@knightsotl796

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheWarmachine375 OOOH TRANSFORMERS/WARHAMMER 40K ITEHATTSD Crossover....

@bloedorn_de

4 жыл бұрын

@@Finalhellmaster Very much so.

@felipejocanojr.7516

4 жыл бұрын

Ok Shadowsun

Wait did the emperor also had a sing off when he arrived on mars?

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

Possibly and that's how the Treaty of Olympus was made.

@overlordmadness1548

4 жыл бұрын

Man I hope so! Would love to see that

@codyarcher3263

4 жыл бұрын

@@overlordmadness1548 while that would be cool think how hard it was to animate the whole scene

@johansmifthelry9307

4 жыл бұрын

This man asking the real questions

@leowei771

4 жыл бұрын

The biggest rap battle in the history of Mars.

I got recommended this on THAT day, the painful irony hurts

When this scene first came up, I just expected Kitten and the Fabricator-General to have a tense conversation with a few binary curse words flung about. I got something far better instead.

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FORM OF POLITICS!! Edit holy shit 2.6k likes. FOR THE EMPEROR!

@Oliolli3

4 жыл бұрын

All it needs... Is... B I K E S!

@magicturtleult1481

4 жыл бұрын

I wish I could like this comment harder

@jonathanswavely7259

4 жыл бұрын

@@Oliolli3 No, all it needs is more cowbell

@fumarc4501

4 жыл бұрын

Politic games on Motorcycles!

@mattmcdonald4033

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanswavely7259 i have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

HELL YEAH BOIS. Stringstorm came though and gives us the thing i think we all needed and wanted.

@knightoftheholypoon5830

4 жыл бұрын

Almost certainly

@Ardelanin

4 жыл бұрын

wanted? no, but only because I hadn't thought of it. needed, by the omnissiah yes.

@phoenixfire9176

4 жыл бұрын

except hes edited it wrong and never fixed it

I love that this stand-off was solved by the custodians basically going “oh yeah? Well i’m telling on you to dad”

Tries to watch the video: Access denied Resets the router: Access denied Finally thinks it's fixed and goes back to watch TTS: Access....denied.

@durandol

4 жыл бұрын

Have you tried -seducing- appeasing the Machine Spirit?

@TheSanto245

4 жыл бұрын

Beep

@mobiushelldoctor1423

4 жыл бұрын

me to my computer: do you realize I own you? my computer: do you realize that *access denied*

@nweasels

4 жыл бұрын

*beep*

@benhornstein1688

4 жыл бұрын

But you're not a High Lord of Terra...

One of the lines is different, in the show they say "You have no proof I use it, your claim is absurd." But here its "Your claim is absurd you have no proof I use it."

@stringstorm

4 жыл бұрын

*;~;* am sleepy when I made video

@jesseroach7978

4 жыл бұрын

@@stringstorm it's cool man, the song is god-tier even with that

@the_protectorof_smols3563

4 жыл бұрын

Remember *Artillery Forgiveth Many A Sin*

@scoman91

4 жыл бұрын

@@stringstorm Can we expect a fixed version at some point? It's just two lines need reversing. I don't know how hard that actually is in editing but compared to making the whole vid it doesn't sound like much.

@Weeb_Fox

4 жыл бұрын

It would be appreciated

I love this, but I really love the tiny details in the music, like the song starting upbeat until kitten reveals why he is there, or the bells that begin to chime when the emperor is invoked

@JoshSweetvale

9 ай бұрын

And the Celldweller-esque synth whirr when the Fabricator-General gets angry at 2:15, feels like a coiling serpent for a bit.

@chemicalpipit

5 ай бұрын

Of what genre of music would you classify this? I have been thinking about it and I just don’t know

You know, knowing how dedicated fans of 40k can be I wouldn't be surprised if at some point some mad lads banded together and made cosplays and recreated this scene as well as they could with the music in the background.

@yahyamusseb

2 жыл бұрын

We can only dream for now mate but we can hope

"That's just my drivers being crappy, see?" is a line that's stuck in my head for some reason...

This is Canon politic in wh40k

"He does not need proof, he’s the emperors word!" Pretty much sums up the empire's justice system

*Suddenly politics becomes IMMENSELY interesting!*

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

40k politics in TTS nutshell

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

@Saruv Bet That too as well

One line I don't seen anyone comment about: I love how the Fabricator General uses "friction and strife" as an insult. Like, 'how dare you bring friction here to my glorious efficient machines.' Just a really fitting line. It's given me ideas for my Rogue Trader campaign for when the party deals with the Mechanicum.

Legend has it was the Proteus Protocol was originally meant to be cyberdong viagra where you add the souls of blessed toasters to your own until someone accidentally did it the other way around.

@fanboy3376

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@banzeyegaming2234

3 жыл бұрын

My, how lewd~!

How dare you colossal mechanical nerd?! He doesn't need proof, he's the Emperor's Word!! oh man, i love this song 😂

@Teixas666

4 жыл бұрын

behind the guilt tripping ahole, hammurabi is actually a bro for stepping in for his commander.

Hearing Kitten's voice ("Emperor's Words" indeed), I must ask again. WHAT WAS SHE THINKING ?!

@RedeemerJared

4 жыл бұрын

A Lonely Person the Tau are a strange and alien species, we will know not what she was thinking, but this treasure of a being belongs to mankind once more, so her loss. XD

@Yeehim

4 жыл бұрын

NOT FUCKING CANON

@ImpudentInfidel

4 жыл бұрын

Going by the Idol series even she is wondering what she was thinking.

@Eduardobarthwe

4 жыл бұрын

Well, she needed to leave him in order to focus on serving the greater good, not because she wanted to... but that's not canon anyway

@librarianseth5572

4 жыл бұрын

@@ImpudentInfidel Get these two crazy kids back together!

Me: Politics are boring Bruva Alfabusa: *cues autotune opera*

Fairwell fair Kitten.

Me: I dont want this on repeat in my head. Brain: Access DENIED.

@samuelbedsole5089

4 жыл бұрын

Me: Have you considered that you are MY brain? Brain: Have you considered ACCESS DENIED?

This is what techpriests hear when they talk to each other in binary. Yeah, jealous now aren't you?

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

Soundwave superior, Mechanicus inferior

@michaelskasick1560

4 жыл бұрын

Hail the Omnissiah!

@CBRN-115

4 жыл бұрын

@Shadow Hawk technically it's the man of iron, so yeah

It's absurd how ridiculously good this is. Like, how does a goofy Warhammer 40k webseries about the Emperor of mankind getting a text to speech device installed result in one of the silliest and at the same time best and most powerful songs of our time?

"KEEP DAWDLING AND ON YOUR CABLES WE'LL PISS!" My favorite

oh yes i can now pester people with this song now

Hammurabi and the others didn't have to go so hard, but they did. They did that for Kitten.

There's no such technology. You must be High... *STOMP STOMP STOMP* YOU LIE!!!!!

There's Cant Mechanicus, and then there's the Motive Force itself speaking to your soul.

@SgtRock-et7zl

4 жыл бұрын

*So this is the noosphere translated into words and sounds.*

@asteroidrules

4 жыл бұрын

@@SgtRock-et7zl It certainly appears to be, after all the Fabricator General has always spoken in song when conversing with organics, and in the TTS video all this song had subtitles in both English and Binary, implying they were originally speaking Binary. So yeah I guess tech-priests are just always singing like old floppy drives.

*THE IMPERIAL SAINT HAS BLESSED US THIS DAY!* *Praise be!*

"It's a favour I seek, not some sort of brawl Were it not for my Lord I wouldn't be here at all." That part sound so smooth !! Truly excellent !

RIP TTS.

I FUCKN KNEW IT, the second they started singinig I thought of you, goddamn

@DarkGreenFire

4 жыл бұрын

Im mean it was the first part of the credits

It is as glorious as the Emperor himself

I watched this more than 10 times yesterday. I even memorized the time when the songs starts, 14:53.

@hitandsunk

4 жыл бұрын

Me too. 😁

I wonder if the techpriest that Kitten took along with him shall ever get the toasters he promised him for installing TTS device back in the very first episode...

@Xebelan

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he's actively rebelling against the Fabricator-General alongside Kitten and the Custodes-- so i think he's chosen his horse to back in regards to whom the Omnissiah is. The Emperor. The Emperor will give him his toasters eventually.

@Jormyyy

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think that tech priest knows anything about anything. This is the same priest who wanders into the throne room to throw random shit at the Emperor's skeletal remains as an "offering"

This song is strangely amazing.

Greetings custodes! How are you this daaa-aay?

@tylerflynn8820

4 жыл бұрын

/Lord Shaxx have you brought me any cool ancient tech in displaa-ay?

@yorha42s

4 жыл бұрын

@@tylerflynn8820 No we have not, but to ask you for a favor.

@tylerflynn8820

4 жыл бұрын

/Lord Shaxx Thats all too bad, because I’d like a new shaver.

@yorha42s

4 жыл бұрын

@@tylerflynn8820 The Adeptus Mechanicus Ranks you have climbed.

@tylerflynn8820

4 жыл бұрын

/Lord Shaxx even though you seem to explode all the time.

And then kitten died...

I cant stop seeing the mechicus lord with his fidget spinner

The finest politics I've ever heard.

"You Claim is Absurd, You have no proof I use it" Always throws me off.

This is one of the greatest things that ever was. The character development and awesomeness that been packed into these few minutes of brilliance can only be compared to the greatness and goldness of the Golden Throne and the Emperor himself.

This is it chief. This song and the episode in which it featured are, I believe, the greatest heights of artistry, comedy, absurdity, religion, piety, and theatre that we have thus far achieved this century. Verily, ‘tis akin to a combination of Sabaton, Shakespeare, The Devil Went Down to Georgia, Tenacious D, and “I am the very model of a modern major-General”. Kitten is the very model of the modern Captain-General.

@Teixas666

4 жыл бұрын

the best part it stays true to 40k canon, on how the different parties interact

Everytime I hear this, I get the overwhelming urge to buy a load of Custodes. It just radiates pure awesome.

That was a "FINEST POLITICAL" I ever seen 3 Pillar Abs Man

@lucasbeck1391

4 жыл бұрын

Karstodes

This song came right out of nowhere, and it's been the most pleasant surprise I've had in a long time.

"Were it not for my lord I'd not be here at all" - that sounded very biblical

“Locating like-button... Make a u-turn”

@zachspears5244

4 жыл бұрын

low key, this is the cleverest comment i've read in a while.

0:46 I like slight tonal shift that moment from happy go lucky toaster priest lord to "You're starting to piss me off"

Keep in mind this was moments before kitten's death

VICTORY!!! For the Captain-Generaaaaaaal!!!!!!

@owenkasaboski6902

Жыл бұрын

The finest politics I've ever seen

_Salutes_ Goodbye, TTS. Emperor bless.

Kitten: the rock opera when

“When you go and reject our emperors truths then darling I’m sorry but out go your screws” did he just threaten to break the fabricator generals legs?

@Darkwood2027

Жыл бұрын

And called him insane in the same breath! Such efficiency!

@blacktemplarbarachel3387

Жыл бұрын

@@Darkwood2027 absolute gigachad

@Teixas666

5 ай бұрын

also a reminder that the Cult mechanicus is not the actual word of the Emperor but an interpretation that allows the Mechanicus ot coexist with the Imperium without a schism(or having the citizens ofthe imperium presecute the citizens of the mechanicus). The Custodes Know this, especially as some of the ones presents probably were with the Emperor during the signing of the treaty of Mars. the Captain-General's word is the closests you have to having the actual Emperor of Mankind speaking in person and the Shield host knows it.

@blacktemplarbarachel3387

5 ай бұрын

@@Teixas666 thanks for the lore explanation. Really dude thank you

I heard that in Japan, politicians are supposes to sing their goals/promises in this style that sounds kinda like rap. Does that mean Mechanicum are weebs?

@1stshockarmy

4 жыл бұрын

Well they seem to like inanimate objects to an absurd degree, they worship them and take care of them almost like they were their imagined marital partners... their *WAIFUS*

@pascalsch14

4 жыл бұрын

Now you know why they sound like vocaloid's.

@Sylfposts

4 жыл бұрын

*Calls the Fabricator-General* My lord, they know. Hide the Cat-girls STC in the Noctis Labyrinth now.

@TheSpearkan

4 жыл бұрын

[citation needed]

@Zachriel_Productions

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sylfposts "FUCKING WHEEZING"

the fact that this isn't on spotify is a crime

That was ... the finest politics I had ever seen!

The finest politics I have ever seen.

The Captain-General deserves some apple juice for this glorious victory

I've listened to this at least 3 times per day since the episode aired. Now one of my most fondest desires is a musical text to speech special. Like Les Miserables but TTS verse. I do not care how well they sing, Stringstorm is magic.

"I'm the Omnissias Voice my is as true" "Oh you really think so? *shield bash* Fak youuu" Best part

"He does not need proof, he's the emperors word" This is incredibly topical given what just happened to primaris

Subject: Identified. Branch: Adeptus Custodes. Rank: Captain General. Name…Screw that.

This was probably my favourite part of the whole episode.

It is a national tragedy that they are no longer allowed to do this show !!!

… RIP TTS

"He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's word!" So badass and proud. The Fabricator General is definitely hiding something.

@scootlaboot9666

4 жыл бұрын

Well, there is a void dragon shard on Mars. So I wouldn't doubt if that it is used in the Proteus Protocol in some way.

@yeetimusprime246

2 жыл бұрын

He's hiding his "Special" Bolter that he used for Shadowsun

You put this on Spotify and I will listen to it on loop 50 times, you have my guarantee. Just give me the word.

@Vampirzaehnchen

4 жыл бұрын

same here :D

A thousand curses upon GW and their ridiculous copyright bullshit

The part where Hammurabi Unferth sings is so top teir

Fun fact about the video this was made for: All the lyrics are translated to their equivilent in binary... except for the Mechanicus' Lords "Fine" which instead translates to "NEVER, I WILL HAVE YOU ASSASINATED!" Lucky for him none of the Custodies speak binary to be honest.