I’ve never laughed so much. Jimmy Kimmel you’re a legend 😂😂😂😂 keep sticking it to him. Cheers from Australia 🇦🇺

@evaadams8298

2 ай бұрын

Same here from Oz he is the funniest of all!! 😂😂🇦🇺

The WHOLE world is watching. And LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF!

@evaadams8298

2 ай бұрын

💯

Keep on roasting DT Sir. Thks. ❤❤❤

Jimmy DON'T stop with the Trump jokes. Keep them coming!! I freaking LOVE them!! Lmao!! 🤣🤣

@dilligaf4219

2 ай бұрын

Jimmy doesn't have to make trump jokes, trump is the biggest joke out there (although a bad one)

@S.Shea2432

2 ай бұрын

​​@@dilligaf4219, So True!! 💯

@jpdemer5

2 ай бұрын

Donnie is the grift that keeps on giving.

@waryaawariiri1812

2 ай бұрын

Topic derail: What happened to *Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live* segments that opened the show? Did one of these clip owers previously featured sue this show? It just disappeared.

@furball8967

2 ай бұрын

Love them too!! Jimmy is just killing Trump!

Kimmel kills it, everynight. I hope he never retires.

@ksc743

2 ай бұрын

I recall he nearly went nuts working part-time from home during covid. He will never retire🙌😅

@Maggie-rr8gi

2 ай бұрын

Me too.

😂😂😂 I love that Jimmy Kimmel is living rent free in Trump's head.

Thank you Jimmy. That crack about Trump playing Scrabble was priceless! Stay strong. All the best!

@person2463

2 ай бұрын

Kovfefe.., is that how you spell it?

@kitwaz

2 ай бұрын

​@@person2463lmbao memories are made of this 😂

Nobody roasts the dumpster like Jimmy Kimmel! 🤭🤭

@joyceguilfoyle5366

2 ай бұрын

You're absolutely right

Most freaking awesome billboards ever! Jimmy you're a legend!

@mandyinseattle

2 ай бұрын

We need billboards everywhere.

I looooooooveee me some Jimmy Kimmel!!!

I can honestly say this is gold 😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 oh jimmy that skit with melanie😂😂 is amazing ,you outdone yourself this time 😅😅😂😂😂

"Isn't it past your jail time?" 😂😂😂😂 Jimmy Kimmel just won himself an Oscar for that line!

@helios7212

2 ай бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳💯💯🍾🏆

@android12921

2 ай бұрын

Great extemporaneous writing

@BunnyChik

2 ай бұрын

BEST LINE EVER!! LOVE IT! 😂

@bauerpower83

2 ай бұрын

Jimmy definitely don't write his own stuff. He would have a.i do it before he takes the time

@15Candles

2 ай бұрын

Best joke that he has ever given at any Oscars hosting gig that he has done so far 😂

"Isn't it past your jail time?!" Is the BEST line ever!

@PeteTellsItHoweItIs

2 ай бұрын

Not really funny at all when actual criminals are released instantly to hurt others constantly because of your karen cancel culture kangaroo courts So that joke is stupid

@chetsavage2536

2 ай бұрын

It needs to be put on shirts/signs/ect and used to troll trump at EVERY event from now til election day.

@PeteTellsItHoweItIs

2 ай бұрын

@@chetsavage2536 even if he was jailed he will be released just like the worse crims are nowadays 😆 No point in it

@indigowolf556

2 ай бұрын

I want one of those t-shirts!

@carolw8579

2 ай бұрын

Ever.

That bedroom skit was brilliantly ebil. Still laughing. :D

My stomach literally turned when they opened with the hostage speech. This man is truly an arch villain.

@peterbaker3429

Ай бұрын

I'd agree only with the description, a true Aerosol

Thank you, Jimmy! You are a National Treasure.

That fool has no right to salute. He didn't go into military service He called them losers He is a disgrace

@annakingry9157

2 ай бұрын

And kept his hat on during the national anthem.

@ThirtyYearstoolate

2 ай бұрын

FIVE time draft-dodger saluted?

@WillBravoNotEvil

2 ай бұрын

@@annakingry9157 That's anathema. Plus as noted, no uniform, no salute!

@TokenWhiteGuyAGR

2 ай бұрын

Why are you talking about Biden?

@judykathrine2485

2 ай бұрын

EXACTLY

Thank You for a good dose of laughter, Jimmy, You're blessed with an Aura of talent. And You make the world a better place. Thanks Jimmy. 😊

isn’t past your jail time. I LOVE IT JIMMY. Keep getting under Trumps orange skin. We were all laughing at Trump and not with him.

Oh no now you've done it Jimmy... Donnie is going to go nuts over the editing... laughing with you every night here in Canada.. laughing 24 AT you Donnie.

@mellocello187

2 ай бұрын

We appreciate your kind support, Canada! 🇨🇦

Kimmel, whoever came up wth that great "when the citizenship hits the fan" deserves a pay rise! 👋👍

Kimmel, always entertaining, is my hero now. Bravo, Sir

When your former VP will not endorse you, well, there is no bigger insult.

@yosemitegirlCA

2 ай бұрын

Depends on who the VP was.

@kenrolltideAlabama

2 ай бұрын

If you remember Obama would not indorce Hillary. Acourse is might be because of her having the Russian hox put in play against her opponent which cist Tax payers millions and millions of dollars not including causing voters to faulsly place their volt for president. Course she was found guilty pluse pf that too in the end. She was never charged like is always the case with demacrates in the weaponised pro demacrate FBI and higher key parts of our goverment. Republicans are gone after with everything, even things not even leagaly.

@thejediway

2 ай бұрын

No one as deserving either.

@plantbasedsenior4240

2 ай бұрын

@@yosemitegirlCA Oh Please, it wouldn't matter. If they don't bend the knee, they are person non grata to MAGA.

@r.b.l.5841

2 ай бұрын

except when the wife sues for better financial terms just before the NY trial verdict.

Trumps gonna blow a gasket over that toenail video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I love it

@israelcm7246

2 ай бұрын

He will go berserk beyond hell 😂😅

@markstevenson6635

2 ай бұрын

I wish I could un-see it!

Laughing my head off from the Bahamas 😂😂😂

@Salabensongh

2 ай бұрын

how are you doing today?

As an honorably discharged Naval Veteran who is authorized to render a hand salute, I find Trump rendering a hand salute as unconscionable.

@mbrewton9067

2 ай бұрын

I'm a vet as well and feel his salute was despicable. To think he was our Commander in Chief and said we are suckers & losers.

@sanmassara2541

2 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service. ♡

@furlosifurfox5794

2 ай бұрын

Everything Trump does is a mockery of this great country. I feel your pain brother.

@EarthFlow_erPower

2 ай бұрын

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

@cherifurr3935

2 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service, Sir.

Keep up the good work Jimmy. I love you are living rent free in Frumpy's head.

@bluecurlygirl

2 ай бұрын

Well let's face it, when you look inside Trump's head all that's there is a sign that says "Space to let".

Isn’t it past your jail time, Donny!? We love you, Jimmy! Thank you!

@lastjob2011

2 ай бұрын

Anyone with more than 10 brain cells knows to never go up against a Comedian. You will always lose!

@ivanminayev2044

2 ай бұрын

@@lastjob2011 Zelensky would beg to differ.

@slimc3769

2 ай бұрын

You people have been waiting almost a decade for Trump to go to jail for something and he keeps beating case after case with zero jail time. I wonder why? Probably because he is not guilty!

@lynnreinholt1088

2 ай бұрын

​@@ivanminayev2044 I would beg Zelensky...never-mind!!!! I'm married! 😂

Jimmy Kimmel... your shows just keep getting better and better!!! 😂🤣😅❤❤❤

This video is worth watching repeatedly....😊 It's my morning starter..

Omg 😂 the toe nail clipping and Melania puking 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

@mbjasniewski

2 ай бұрын

My favorite bit of many good ones tonight. Comedic gold....

@Bonnie-rj2jz

2 ай бұрын

That's one segment trump isn't going to try and spin. Or truth about.

" Isn't it past your Jailtime ? " Has to be The Best One Liner of the Decade!😂

@festivus4405

2 ай бұрын

Al Pacino didn’t think so. 😂😂

@davescott7680

2 ай бұрын

It was the first joke Jimmy Kimmel's ever made that I've laughed at.

@dawnreynolds6740

2 ай бұрын

​@@davescott7680Then you have no sense of humor!

@bryancroley2667

2 ай бұрын

Yet here you are in the comments of a video from his show...🤔​@@davescott7680

@Redeyez2424

2 ай бұрын

@@dawnreynolds6740 You thinking jimmy kimmel is funny shows that you dont have a sense of humor

Sock it to the Orange Toad Jimmy! Here in Scotland, I watch your show with a smile on my face.

OMG - Jimmy and your talented writers nailed it. Brightest part of my day is this segment! Hope there are more normal people out there in the USA and we all avoid the chaotic "bloodbath" that will follow if that big orange leprechaun get elected. From your close neighbour to the north, I for one am scared. :(

@Rosemary-dy1rf

2 ай бұрын

Can't blame you for being scared IF Trump gets back in office. God have mercy on us IF he does

@user-uq2jw5kw8o

Ай бұрын

So sad this has been happening over the last few yrs! Hope it all works out for the better @ best come "November @ Beyond '!

Here in Australia, we are still laughing at Jimmy Kimmel's Oscar night mockery of Trump, and this segment added more sugar frosting to the sweet, sweet dishing up. Please keep it coming, a cardiac arrest would be the topping.

@sprig5173

2 ай бұрын

❤ it!

@chopperchopper1418

2 ай бұрын

That's why you're in the land down under.

@markmonaghan2309

2 ай бұрын

​@@chopperchopper1418 you should change your name to blah blah.

@TheKrispyfort

2 ай бұрын

You gotta hava heart to have a cardiac event.

@shaneeslick

2 ай бұрын

@@chopperchopper1418 🤨WTF, that is so STOOPID & makes NO Sense.

"And all he had to do was keep his mouth shut." -Donnie, without a hint of self awareness.

@edvh88

2 ай бұрын

LITERALLY!

@beverlyhollis3724

2 ай бұрын

That's what makes It SO HALARIOUS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@annettegeorge209

2 ай бұрын

He couldn't keep his mouth shut as he tells alot BS

@libbyhobbs4637

2 ай бұрын

EVER!

@annettegeorge209

2 ай бұрын

He's always BS'S just dribbles it out.

The field piece was PERFECTION. More of that, please. Such idiocy in the MAGA base. Also, I love how Kimmel can get under Trump’s skin. Keep it up!😂

@shanedaley6236

2 ай бұрын

So you don't love your country or want to protect it so you vote for Biden who thinks Rome is in the US

@Holdenwhat

2 ай бұрын

Even trump’s first answer for the supreme law of the land would not be “guns”.

This put a smile in my face. I rarely watch but glad I did.

New Zealand loves you Jimmy

@morganbrooking9720

2 ай бұрын

No they don't

@SanjuanitaCruz

2 ай бұрын

@@morganbrooking9720yes they do

@kellycook3914

2 ай бұрын

🇺🇲💙🇳🇿

@evaadams8298

2 ай бұрын

@@morganbrooking9720yes they do same as Australia and the UK and all over the world… Jimmy is hilarious 😂😂😂

@gerryclarke9795

2 ай бұрын

@@evaadams8298 Agreed Ireland here!

The large orange leprechaun 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bluecurlygirl

2 ай бұрын

I have to admit, as an Irish person, that was my least favourite line. Don't associate that baboon with us thanks.

@patriciatinkey2677

2 ай бұрын

That's not a Leprechaun, that's a Troll! 🧌🧌🧌

@lynnreinholt1088

2 ай бұрын

​@@patriciatinkey2677**Offensive to trolls! Lol! (The ones that live under the bridge type of trolls!) Goats, etc.

Kimmel should get an Emmy

I would definitely buy a shirt. Isn't it past your jail time?

@virginia574

2 ай бұрын

Totally!!!! 🤣

"Barbie was laughing at you", officially quote of the year 🤣🤣🤣

It's amazing to see the comments from people and other countries. They too know that the orange blob is a joke. Keep up the good work Jimmy.

@daviegriffin3539

2 ай бұрын

*Cheers 🍻 from México!* 🌴🍹💙🇲🇽

@kylees44

2 ай бұрын

@@daviegriffin3539cheers 🎉

@micksutton4822

2 ай бұрын

sadly, we dont get a vote!

JIMMY, please have Stormy sitting in a nice comfy chair reading excerpts from her book as bedtime stories for the orange toddler. PLEASE.

When he’s making “that move” what about the people sitting behind him in the audience”. LOL 😳😂😝😜

Love you Jimny. Keep getting under Trump's skin.

@srp4551

2 ай бұрын

Yes! Ditto!

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

2 ай бұрын

Knowing that Kimmel makes Trump gnash his teeth and throw his ketchup at the wall makes my whole goddamned day

THANM YOU JIMMY!! 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤ Jeannie in Lakeport California

Jimmy Kimmel is awesome!😊

Go get him and please keep at it!!! Anyone who has a platform must laugh at him and tell it how it is!!!

OMG the nail clipping put me on the floor. You are the best Jimmy!

I love that Jimmy gets under Trump’s skin.

@Jimmy_Kemmel_is_a_pedo

2 ай бұрын

I love it when Jimmy lies all the time about Trump

@Dan_Boston

2 ай бұрын

that’s a thick orange hide 😳

@PeteTellsItHoweItIs

2 ай бұрын

Got that backwards kiddo

@Jimmy_Kemmel_is_a_pedo

2 ай бұрын

@@Dan_Boston Trump is a threat to our democracy (i.e. democrap party).

@daviddavis2894

2 ай бұрын

@@PeteTellsItHoweItIskiddo just makes you sound so much closer to 6ft under boomer.

Jimmy Kimmel roasting Trump is the most memorable moment of this years Oscars

I love that you are laughing it up that Trump was so bothered by your joke at the oscars! You are hilarious! Keep it up!

keep pestering DT. You are doing the Lord's work!!!

@hiphoppingalong

2 ай бұрын

Amen! 😂😂😂

@vickijobardecker7188

2 ай бұрын

And Amen

@mbjasniewski

2 ай бұрын

Hallelujah!

@lastjob2011

2 ай бұрын

@@hiphoppingalong Jimmy is earning Heavenly Brownie Points for sure! You don't see many men standing up to Putin's Pawn!

@ShepardfortheLord

2 ай бұрын

Its actually the other way around ...

The "Isn't it past your Jail time ?" , has to be one of the most cutting lines and it was perfect , I mean really PERFECT (unlike Agents Orange's "perfect" phone call) Right on Jimmy !

@BLSFL_HAZE

2 ай бұрын

Agent Orange!!!! 😂 LOVE IT!!!! 🤣🤣

@DadaPoopoo

2 ай бұрын

Read the whole thing that Jimmy "blah blah blahed" over. Trump won that round. Unless you have TDS.

@Historybluff1986

2 ай бұрын

Especially when an entire room full of people is laughing at him and he can’t do anything but sit and take it. Jimmy stuck the landing on that joke.

@donweber8667

2 ай бұрын

​@BLSFL_HAZE Double Agent no doubt, and he's not just Putin it on for show...

Steve Doocy's nearly chocking while saying "as much as we can", is the most hilarious part of it.

Omg 😂😂😂 I needed these laughs. Keep going Jimmy! If you’re pissing off the orange pile, you’re doing a great job!

Keep up the great work Jimmy. This was one of your best 🇬🇧

@joyceguilfoyle5366

2 ай бұрын

Most of us in the US agree with you and Trump Falls for every single time

He should try living on social security for a year……then he might know America…..

@carloslino4580

2 ай бұрын

He is a draft dodger

@bettyjones113

2 ай бұрын

How much SS is he collecting monthly from his grifters?

@Bonnie-rj2jz

2 ай бұрын

All of it.

@sadiestoltzfus9798

2 ай бұрын

Problem is has Trump ever worked long enough to collect social security. He may not even get SS.

Jimmy Kimmel is awesome, funny and compassionate. We love you !

Keep it up Jimmy! You're the best!

It will never cease to amaze me how incredibly stupid trumpets are.

@davidlundquist1979

2 ай бұрын

Clarinets aren't that bright either. 😏

@daves4861

2 ай бұрын

@@davidlundquist1979 Triangles, now... they're the straight-up gangstas. Everybody else goes quiet when it gets the spotlight. Just hangs there. Doesn't break a sweat. Take THAT, French Horn..

@johanmolendijk9811

2 ай бұрын

@@daves4861 At least you're not tooting your own French horn. But I'll stop fiddling around.

@syewilliams2372

2 ай бұрын

They are Cult members now plain and simple

@brianclark9110

2 ай бұрын

well said Biden lover

"I just want to find $454 million, which is 453M more than we have." LMAO...!

@jamessteffany9228

2 ай бұрын

Funny,Now that would be great on a t-shirt!! 🤣😆😁😂😅

@gloriasmith7797

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@anditravels_

2 ай бұрын

FredAmaya8 For The Win!!!! Best comment today! 😊😂

@user-hk9ye5wx4e

2 ай бұрын

FredAmaya8 You just made my day!! Funny

@echarts1946

2 ай бұрын

Best response yet.

A traitor is saluting the traitors. As the saying goes “Jailbirds of the same feather stick together “.

Bravo, Jimmy, Bravo 👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼

trump just keeps giving Jimmy more and more ammunition! Keep talking donnie, you’re making Jimmy Kimmel the most watched show in the world. 😂😂😂

@bunyipdragon9499

2 ай бұрын

Yep, I love it from Australia 💜🇦🇺

@malinhagglund1477

2 ай бұрын

Me too, from Sweden

@bunyipdragon9499

2 ай бұрын

@@Mystic879 ooh, I love long distance relatives 😜

I love you, Jimmy, Writers, Guillermo, Cleto &Cletones. You always make me 🤣😂😅

@nopenope5042

2 ай бұрын

Cleto and co don’t do anything Cept cover a demo

@texasrefugee7888

2 ай бұрын

@@nopenope5042 Oh, that's a critical argument.You're making there g

@MrPenguin117

2 ай бұрын

@@nopenope5042Dude, are you for real right now? lol Jimmy and Cleto have been best friends since they were in school, they played in the band for their school, and they actually play music, not some music track dude! Just look up “Jimmy Kimmel 20th Anniversary Monologue” and that’s your proof! 😂

@nopenope5042

2 ай бұрын

@@texasrefugee7888 I meannn. Am I wrong?

@ac2leung

2 ай бұрын

And don’t forget Molly, the show’s executive producer, co-head writer… and his wife! 😉

God bless Jimmy - greetings from good old Germany 🙂

I love how Fox says "Context is important and we give it to you as we POSSIBLY can"😂🤣 787.5 million dollars later.... lmao

@elizabethprice3607

2 ай бұрын

😂

@drwoo6090

2 ай бұрын

The guys on either side of Ken and Barbie, didn’t want to be there!

Trump: Everyone in court cried for me. Bailiff: Never happened.

@samuellopez1957

2 ай бұрын

They Were Crying Cause You Weren't In Jail Yet 😅😅😅😅

@ivanminayev2044

2 ай бұрын

Judge: Not guilty. Soros can't pay me enough.

@terri6854

2 ай бұрын

@rickreallylikedthevideobut7899 You were alive when Lincoln freed the slaves? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@joachimschoder

2 ай бұрын

@@terri6854If he did he might have remembered that the liberals of that time were actually the ones who supported ending slavery. Conservatives always have to go back over a hundred years to find a Republican president who has done something good for black people.

@joachimschoder

2 ай бұрын

@@ivanminayev2044Funny story: There is evidence that Trump is guilty. There is not evidence that Biden is involved in any way. There is no evidence that Soros is involved in any way. Enjoy your kool-aid and ignore that aftertaste.

I can’t unsee the toe clipping scene!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant

@edvh88

2 ай бұрын

That was so funny!! And I’m sure accurate.

@ZYX261

2 ай бұрын

45 hasn't seen his toes for years. Probably not that agile either.... that would be Walt's job?

@kylees44

2 ай бұрын

@@ZYX261you got that!!!!😂

@ianthesoccerref

2 ай бұрын

That was brutal. Almost needed my own trash can. 👍👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👍

Bro i FELT melania during the toenail clipping

Go Jimmy ❤

Hahahah quizzing MAGA is like watching Bevis and Butthead

@adamcoe

2 ай бұрын

Beavis and Butthead are Rhodes scholars compared to those mouth breathers

@dceplay

2 ай бұрын

Mouth breathers and knuckle draggers....

@brinjoness3386

2 ай бұрын

On acid

🎶I owe! I owe!🎶 🎶It's off to court I go!🎶 🎶 I'll appeal the case and lose again!🎶 🎶I owe! I owe! I owe! I owe!🎶 Trump

@katiehettinger7857

2 ай бұрын

I love this! 😊❤

@lawrencef4356

2 ай бұрын

His broke …hahahaha ..bye bye tRUMP

@user-nf4tm1fc3x

2 ай бұрын

Good one.

@n.a.lockhart

2 ай бұрын

😂👏♥️

@veecee9497

2 ай бұрын

He doesn’t have the money to appeal.

Never shuts up trump,,, he's not our president of America,,, vote blue 💙💙💙💙💙💙 to save our democracy.... we love 💓💓💓 America May God bless America!!!!!

@lizardbreath1956

2 ай бұрын

".. not vote for you...." "...like his heroes and start putting...." sorry bad typing

I needed this Jimmy

Best burn ever! Kimmel is comedic gold!🔥

@all0utmetal735

2 ай бұрын

lol ok Kelso 👌🏻

One major difference between tRump and Kimmel, is that Kimmel does his job well and gets asked to come back.

“Saint Fatty” made me spit my coffee out. 😂

tRUMP- "Isn't it past your jail time?!" Is the BEST Orange line ever! A top seller. The likes of which we have never been seen before.

@lynnreinholt1088

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Omg😂😂😂 this was the best! And I want one of those T-shirts 😂

@virginia574

2 ай бұрын

Me too, for sure 🤣

The Dollar Tree had St. Patrick's Day candy! One of my favorite stores. LOL

There is a reason why Jimmy is on his way to 20mill subscribers! So bloody funny 😂😂😂

Keep him distracted and drive him nuts !! Good work jimmy!

I just ordered the tshirt! 🤣🤣🤣

Next year for St. Pat's day, make the water blue to start with and then just don't flush for awhile. 😁

So, this needs to be nominated for an EMMY. Best Monologue EVER!

@daviedood2503

2 ай бұрын

🤘🤣🔥

@reggienaidoo6514

2 ай бұрын

It was entertaining.

@evaadams8298

2 ай бұрын

💯 it was HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

@jr85009

2 ай бұрын

Perfection!

@AlexanderPacha

2 ай бұрын

Fully agree

Truth Social-has lost 31.6 million and is what 73 million in debt???

@toddklempan105

2 ай бұрын

What’s the opposite of the Midas Touch?

@dragon-ed1hz

2 ай бұрын

@@toddklempan105 The Trump Touch.

@Bonnie-rj2jz

2 ай бұрын

But his worshippers hear him say that ridiculous merger is going through at $4 billion for him. And they BELIEVE it.

@dceplay

2 ай бұрын

He’s King Midas in reverse.....

@EastshoreCarp

2 ай бұрын

@@toddklempan105Trump poke?

The toenail clipping was gold!

😂😂😂…Jimmy is the best! 🏆 Loved your jokes! 😊

"They get the man, the woman.. the person, the camera.. the TV... My brain's so good. What were we talking about?"

@lastjob2011

2 ай бұрын

You don't get the extra points! Trump got extra points for repeating them in order! Person Woman Man Camera TV. Crazy that he told his hate crowd attendees that only 2% of them would be able to pass the test. Wow. Did they figure out he was calling them stupid? Did they cheer?

@whimsysmith2835

2 ай бұрын

Noticed that too…

I live the fact thst Jimmy keeps poking at Trump. You know itdrives him nuts and I love it

Thank you Jimmy !!!!!!

I like how they quizzed the MAGA supporters 😊

Bloody funny Mate, good job, USA needs more blokes like you!

@secondaccount6716

2 ай бұрын

Good onya cobber :D

@IAmHereForeve

2 ай бұрын

It's a bloodbath.

@jollyjoker888

2 ай бұрын

Seating chart suggests you put the "Blokes" next to the "Broads" ...So it will be ...Bloke-Broad-Bloke-Broad...

Ronald Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. Trump to Putin: Do whatever the hell you want.

@disastermaster1413

2 ай бұрын

Biden to Trump: I’ll be voting for you

@Northcountry1926

2 ай бұрын

😢😢😢 Exactly

@mellocello187

2 ай бұрын

@@disastermaster1413What are you smoking? That’s not even clever, it just makes no sense.

@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606

2 ай бұрын

Huh?? 😂​@@disastermaster1413

@rd9669

2 ай бұрын

@@disastermaster1413😂😂how long did it take for you to think of that comedy Gold?

That citizen test bit was priceless. If you can’t pass it I feel like you shouldn’t be allowed to vote