Trump Calls TikTok a National Security Threat
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We must protect Wally at all costs.
@Garnet20
3 ай бұрын
Yes 😂
@Midori_Seabreeze
3 ай бұрын
Needs more likes.
@user-yn7yo1co3k
3 ай бұрын
Wally needs a raise.
@peachesandpoets
3 ай бұрын
That Wally entertains me thoroughly
@unvergebeneid
3 ай бұрын
Let's also give Seth credit for how he deals with moments like this!
I think it's a national security threat to have someone getting security briefs when they desperately need half a billion dollars and fast.
@KnockOut242
3 ай бұрын
💯%!!!
@nomore6167
3 ай бұрын
"I think it's a national security threat to have someone getting security briefs when they desperately need half a billion dollars and fast" - True, but, to be fair, it's a national security risk to give classified security briefings to ANYONE who does not have a security clearance, regardless of political party or debt. I cannot understand why anyone thinks it is acceptable for presidential CANDIDATES to receive those briefs. The President ELECT should receive them, because that person has been elected to be the next president, but there is absolutely no legitimate reason for candidates, who may or may not become president and who have not been cleared for security, to receive that information.
@baxtronx5972
3 ай бұрын
What's the area code for Saudi Arabia?
@karmaalstad5588
3 ай бұрын
Plant some false documents and see what pops up.
@ggjohnson5754
3 ай бұрын
An idiot facing an indictment for espionage should not even be considered for having access
"Any mic is a hot mic when I'm spittin', SON!!" Crowd barely laughed. But I'm dying.
Seth and Wally were just priceless there!!! I was a TV production crew member for 7 years, weird stuff happens. But that was funny
@alrightyru
3 ай бұрын
Gosh that would be so fun! I have always wanted to go to 30 Rockefeller Plaza or just you know New York, my real cousin lives there from London, working with so many creative people must have been a blast!
@Aryasvitkona
3 ай бұрын
What's the over/under on Wally actually just fucking with Seth and that it wasn't planned with him?
@actownsend7288
3 ай бұрын
@@alrightyru I’ve been to NYC but never seen a taping of LN but I’d love to
@-emailmicrosoft
3 ай бұрын
drama .is on BY. ALL HIDERS OF MADHAB AND NEEWS .NON-BUSLIM COUNTRIES NO EXIS .APP IS SURE BAUSLIMS .2 PARTIES GOING NAKIE LIVERS OR BUSLIMS . 3-4 GARDER WERE 90% IN PAKISTAN AND IN ALL COUNTREIS ...FOUND FREEDOM FORM THESE ARMEI SIN 1980S .......THESE ARE SHI PICKERS ...TOO CIRMINLAS , AND TOO KAANAIN . UR ALL PAGE SITES ALL ON EM HIDDING SMAE NEWS TOP MADHAB ..TOLD ON TOP ON SITS ... ON FB ..IF ...NET SPREAD IS URS TO ALL OF THIS GANG AMOUNG WHERE EVER NET APP CAN ... REWARDS ARE BEEN TOLD ON SITS ... ITS UR MEDIA OF ALL WORLD SINCE EVR 1 MAN SHOW ...HOW .....CALLL WAHAB .. AGAIN ... MICROSFT ......CALL HIM IF NAY THING IS SPARED ....DMA OR GRID IS SURE ..MISSING ...... HELOO IF APP DON'T EXPLAIN TO EM NATHING ZERO PASS AND TOTLA JAHILS .....CAN HRDLY READ OR RIGHT THEIR NMAES , WHO MAKES NAY IDS OR CMNTS EXPERTS OOF MICROTYPE OR MEDIA ................THE MAKERS 1 MAN IS MICROSFT AND SAME IS MEDIA .........and a HOMES JAIL , ADDED .. THeSe KIDNAPPED SON ...MF ALLA RE ETIING HARSHER IWTHT HIM .........ALONG THROUGH APP IF IS DODGED .........WITH WRONG STORIES ..........GAMBLER OR GAMERZ .?WERE YOU A ?? OR ASKED TO CMNT THIS .....APP IS TV CRE WMEMBER .......MAD EON HALF HALF ...NOW THESE ARE ..AGAIN LIKE BEFOR E WHEN KICKED ALL NO HALF ....BY THEN NO1 WAS UNITED .. THIS TIME AGAINST YOU THE BUSLIMS .......UNDER BELT ...ARE ....THRASHED ...ASKED CASH ..SO UNDER THIS THREAT ..MIGHT .............ADD ALL IN THUMB NAIL MADHAB IS THESE NEWS ARE THAT ...........EVERY KING AND ALL HIS AMDE ARMEIS ARE HANGING .......UR REAL FREEDOM ........APP ARE ALL UNDER CHIPS ..... SO WHAT EVER APP KNOW CNA BE LOOTED PSECIAL IS LINGO . VOIC E SEEING .......HUMAN COVER AORUND YOU DONT HAVE EYES TOTOO ...PLUS ...UR LAL KNOWING THATS WHY NEAR APP A NKIE LIVER IS ALMOST A USLIM ......PLEASE .... PERMOTE A WROD ...GO CHECK SIT ..........ON FB ......AND WILL BE PARYING FOR YOU .....FIRST GO SEE ALL BY URSELF .......OPENLY WILL TRY UR KIDS .........OR NEGBOURS SHOWS SAME THREATS ....
@markevankovichable
3 ай бұрын
If he dropped a card, he was going to just leave?
I “lit up” for ice cream as a kid; and I do as a senior. But guess what? I “lit up” for ice cream all the 60 years in between too.
@mj.ray0898
3 ай бұрын
Right? What kind of sociopath DOESN'T get excited when someone gives em ice cream?
@edvh88
3 ай бұрын
I just went to my cousins wedding, they served alcoholic ice cream at the adults only reception! I won’t tell her that at 42 she’s a child.
@kieranhair37
3 ай бұрын
@@edvh88 Why would you? At 42, she's elderly.
@LindaC616
3 ай бұрын
@@edvh88ignore this ☝️ troll
@markmac2206
3 ай бұрын
All you gotta say Is "oreo blizzard" and my face lights up.
I’m old enough to remember when we were told Rock’n Roll was a national security threat.
@bruceradz
3 ай бұрын
I bet Jacked-Up Joe was there
@user-zs2di4kv9x
3 ай бұрын
@@bruceradzROCK & ROLL JACKED UP JOE. 🇺🇸💙🌊🙏🇺🇦🗽🗽🗽
@patriciamurfitt4590
3 ай бұрын
Damn hippies 😅
@rhondah1587
3 ай бұрын
I remember that too. The old grumpy folks hated to see young people have fun and cut loose in dancing and singing with glee. Elvis was considered dangerous because he moved his hips while singing. LMAO Now the old grumpy people are all against gay people, immigrants, black and brown people. Because they might be different than them.
@bend8353
3 ай бұрын
Was that also an app owned by the CCP? and did its CEO meet with trump 2 days before also?
That guy insisting that "Only children and the elderly love ice cream" really must lead a joyless life.
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs
3 ай бұрын
Nothing but stupid.....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kieranhair37
3 ай бұрын
Nah, he got this one right. If you're over 11 and under 65, the only relationship you're allowed to have with ice cream is stress-eating after a breakup. Otherwise, I assume you're the same kind of Simple Jack who puts ketchup on a hot dog.
@LindaC616
3 ай бұрын
@@kieranhair37 I couldn't care less about ice cream, but lay off ketchup on hot dogs, you! 😅
@aircraftcarrierwo-class
3 ай бұрын
@@kieranhair37 Bait.
@Nirrrina
3 ай бұрын
@@kieranhair37I'm 42 I love ice cream & I'd never put ketchup on a hot dog. Unfortunately though my fibromyalgia/autoimmune hates the sugar if I eat too much. Doesn't always stop me but I pay in pain. Not as much as lychees though. I will never ever eat even a single one ever again ever. I only ate 2.
Wally let the intrusive thoughts win. 😂 So relatable.
Wally, get paid for those lines.
@Garnet20
3 ай бұрын
Wally is super funny too as Seth 😂
@reginaldmustardbacon5866
3 ай бұрын
That's why he froze on the first card.. It was all a ruze xD
@user-zs2di4kv9x
3 ай бұрын
Drop the card Wally !
@VividLunaZ
3 ай бұрын
@@reginaldmustardbacon5866 Well played, Wally. Well played....
@nomore6167
3 ай бұрын
@@reginaldmustardbacon5866 "It was all a ruze" - Did anyone else think of Clerks when they read this comment?
Kind of ironic that someone that stole classified documentation claims tiktok is a threat to national security.
@kenwarner3715
3 ай бұрын
It's how u get donations. 😅
@SeanBlader
3 ай бұрын
Trump's number one skill is projecting his problems onto others.
That was a PERFECT closing on “A Closer Look”.🤣
@alrightyru
3 ай бұрын
But then less (shorter) Korrekshuns !! And this 100 thing has me shook 🙌🇨🇦
Thank you for leaving in the interaction with Wally. That was so geniune and wonderfu.
Tv needs more honest moments like Wally admitting to random intrusive thoughts
@user-pu1bh1iq3t
3 ай бұрын
oh honey
@allisonjames2923
3 ай бұрын
Yup! Because stuff like that happens to all of us
Britts speech was a deleted scene from The Shining.
@Garnet20
3 ай бұрын
🤣
@Missunderstood103
3 ай бұрын
I've been referring to her as Jack Torrance. Felt like at any moment she'd reach for a kitchen knife, aim it at the camera and yell, *_Here's Katie!_* Honestly thought that would be part of the spoof on SNL.
@loreleimcbroom328
3 ай бұрын
😂 priceless!
@TheSocratease
3 ай бұрын
@Missunderstood103 That or the person trapped in the web in the original "The. Fly" movie. I kept waiting for her to hold up a card that said" help me, help me". She sounded like a crazed hostage.
@deborahwilson4684
3 ай бұрын
@@TheSocratease Good one! I loved that "help me" scene! She reminded me of a "Stepford wife" who short circuited!
Wally and Seth should be a sitcom kind of like the Odd Couple
@billybobfreestyle3
3 ай бұрын
Yes! Definitely!
If Ben & Jerry’s doesn’t come out with a new flavor called Jacked Up Joe, they are missing a golden opportunity
@LindaC616
3 ай бұрын
Coffee ice cream with ripples of....what? Baja Blast? 4 Loko?
@jlouvier02
2 ай бұрын
@@LindaC616a swirl of white chocolate.
Hannity repeated "jacked up" so many times he gave us all semantic satiation.
@allisonjames2923
3 ай бұрын
Or semantic exhaustion more accurately
The irony of Murdock engaged to the ex-wife of a Russian Billionaire oligarch.
@tonygrowley5275
3 ай бұрын
More than irony, it's a dangerous situation.
@tomb613
3 ай бұрын
Rupert is and has always been an enemy of all western constitutional republics with elected representatives by the people.
@maplesyrup76
3 ай бұрын
sloppy товары второго сорта
@stopthecrazyguy9948
3 ай бұрын
She's only 67, he's rocking the cradle. dirty old man
@lucicuch5348
3 ай бұрын
Sounds like a National Security Threat huh? 😮
to be fair that is the face we all make when we have to look at MTG
@corbeau-_-
2 ай бұрын
shock value is all she has
I'm just waiting for the new coffee flavored ice cream by the name of Jacked up Joe
@pamelacass9642
3 ай бұрын
Dark roast coffee ice cream, my friend!
@LindaC616
3 ай бұрын
With ripples of.....what? 4 Loko? Baja Blast?
@jlouvier02
2 ай бұрын
I would buy it! It would probably be delicious. Maybe have a white chocolate swirl in it.
Wally got speaking lines= 💵! 💛✨
@LindaC616
3 ай бұрын
He's going for Wally THREE Trees!
Cogigntigtively...that was painful, Mr.Hannity.
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs
3 ай бұрын
Dear Pumpkinhead does it again!
@baxtronx5972
3 ай бұрын
Cognivtilubee...
@maplesyrup76
3 ай бұрын
Hannity looks like the love child of Jeremy Clarkson and a cinder block.
@Maya_Pinion
3 ай бұрын
The maggots should do something bout the va jay jay lips on Mangos neck.... Ew.
@xxmunkiexx
3 ай бұрын
@@maplesyrup76how dare you sully jeremy clarkson's good name sir. also the cinder block's.
I definitely light up for ice-cream.
i had to rewatch the start of that monologue 3 times. Seth and Wally are the best!
@-emailmicrosoft
3 ай бұрын
drama .is on BY. ALL HIDERS OF MADHAB AND NEEWS .NON-BUSLIM COUNTRIES NO EXIS .APP IS SURE BAUSLIMS .2 PARTIES GOING NAKIE LIVERS OR BUSLIMS . 3-4 GARDER WERE 90% IN PAKISTAN AND IN ALL COUNTREIS ...FOUND FREEDOM FORM THESE ARMEI SIN 1980S .......THESE ARE SHI PICKERS ...TOO CIRMINLAS , AND TOO KAANAIN . UR ALL PAGE SITES ALL ON EM HIDDING SMAE NEWS TOP MADHAB ..TOLD ON TOP ON SITS ... ON FB ..IF ...NET SPREAD IS URS TO ALL OF THIS GANG AMOUNG WHERE EVER NET APP CAN ... REWARDS ARE BEEN TOLD ON SITS ... ITS UR MEDIA OF ALL WORLD SINCE EVR 1 MAN SHOW ...HOW .....CALLL WAHAB .. AGAIN ... MICROSFT ......CALL HIM IF NAY THING IS SPARED ....DMA OR GRID IS SURE ..MISSING ...... HELOO IF APP DON'T EXPLAIN TO EM NATHING ZERO PASS AND TOTLA JAHILS .....CAN HRDLY READ OR RIGHT THEIR NMAES , WHO MAKES NAY IDS OR CMNTS EXPERTS OOF MICROTYPE OR MEDIA ................THE MAKERS 1 MAN IS MICROSFT AND SAME IS MEDIA .........and a HOMES JAIL , ADDED .. THeSe KIDNAPPED SON ...MF ALLA RE ETIING HARSHER IWTHT HIM .........ALONG THROUGH APP IF IS DODGED .........WITH WRONG STORIES ..........GAMBLER OR GAMERZ .?WERE YOU A ?? OR ASKED TO CMNT THIS .....APP IS TV CRE WMEMBER .......MAD EON HALF HALF ...NOW THESE ARE ..AGAIN LIKE BEFOR E WHEN KICKED ALL NO HALF ....BY THEN NO1 WAS UNITED .. THIS TIME AGAINST YOU THE BUSLIMS .......UNDER BELT ...ARE ....THRASHED ...ASKED CASH ..SO UNDER THIS THREAT ..MIGHT .............ADD ALL IN THUMB NAIL MADHAB IS THESE NEWS ARE THAT ...........EVERY KING AND ALL HIS AMDE ARMEIS ARE HANGING .......UR REAL FREEDOM ........APP ARE ALL UNDER CHIPS ..... SO WHAT EVER APP KNOW CNA BE LOOTED PSECIAL IS LINGO . VOIC E SEEING .......HUMAN COVER AORUND YOU DONT HAVE EYES TOTOO ...PLUS ...UR LAL KNOWING THATS WHY NEAR APP A NKIE LIVER IS ALMOST A USLIM ......PLEASE .... PERMOTE A WROD ...GO CHECK SIT ..........ON FB ......AND WILL BE PARYING FOR YOU .....FIRST GO SEE ALL BY URSELF .......OPENLY WILL TRY UR KIDS .........OR NEGBOURS SHOWS SAME THREATS ....
"Trump Calls TikTok a National Security Threat" The Pot calling the Kettle black...
@Garnet20
3 ай бұрын
IKR 🙄
@laura749
3 ай бұрын
He himself is a national security threat😮😮😮
@ekibirigeable
3 ай бұрын
Pot calling the kettle orange!
@eddgrs9193
3 ай бұрын
To be fair, TikTok is intended as weapon, that's why they banned it in China. It should be banned everywhere.
@Ginric99
3 ай бұрын
I mean even a broken watch is right twice a day lol.
Wally was just gonna straight leave if he dropped a card. 🤣
Can we just all appreciate Wally for a second? 😂😂
Having a "come to JESUS meeting" with the leader of isreal is effin hilarious
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs
3 ай бұрын
Great sense of humor!!!
@Aryasvitkona
3 ай бұрын
Casual reminder that Bibi was raised and spent his entire childhood and adolescence in Philly.
@Forty5drive
3 ай бұрын
Thank you😂he’s the funny one. Like congratulating Obama with a smile and “this is a big fuc@$* deal “😂
@mammawlee
3 ай бұрын
Well. We all grew up SOMEWHERE!
@Aryasvitkona
3 ай бұрын
@@mammawlee I mean, it is kind of an important factor. Netenyahu, Smotrich, and iirc even Ben-Givir are all settlers who moved TO Israel. They're all immigrants to Israel. It's why they explicitly endorse settlers, give them funding and weapons, and recently are allowing another 3000 settler homes to be built. It's worth noting that the settlement are a violation of international law and a war crime, and both America and the International Criminal Court agree that it is a violation of international law.
1:38 it’s the face you make when your grandkid comes downstairs in their Halloween costume in the middle of March.
Where did Faux News find Jesse Watters?😝 Choose ice cream, not opioids!!
Biden’s reaction to seeing Cocaine Bear (MTG) at the SOTU was so bloody funny they might have heard me laughing from over here in Scotland 😂
Trump met with a TikTok billionaire investor at Mar a Lago two days ago. Today he changed his long standing position against TikTok and now supports it in the US. Did he pay his bond with RMB?
@Jay-is2jy
3 ай бұрын
He owes the ccp for all ivankas patents
@Mikathedog100
3 ай бұрын
Hello, fellow Maddow watcher 👋 She explained it all so well.
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310
3 ай бұрын
Wow. Crikey. Flip. Flop!
@BDogg2023
3 ай бұрын
The Democrat and Republican co-chairs of the Senate Intelligence Committee both agreed tik-tok is a huge national security threat yesterday on one of the Sunday morning news shows because their algorithm is owned by a company controlled by the Chinese government, which would use the info they gather to affect the upcoming election via pro-trump propaganda.
@anniebland6450
3 ай бұрын
The Trump Timing is impeccable and just a bit more than OBVIOUS... Covering his ass with a 2 way mirror
I love Seth’s impersonations of Rupert Murdoch! And I’m an Aussie!!!
@Aryasvitkona
3 ай бұрын
Hey hey no we disowned Murdoch. We renounced any claim over him when he became a US citizen
@samuellopez1957
3 ай бұрын
😊😁😄😃🇦🇺😊
Quite the surprise, packaging the monologue with A Closer Look. I saw that the video was lengthy, but I wasn’t expecting this. Nice.
@danbsports6760
3 ай бұрын
Second time I've seen this combo, but at least this time I knew I'd already seen the ACL portion.
@SyzygyNoon
3 ай бұрын
@@danbsports6760Ya think they’re doing it for the views?
@kieranhair37
3 ай бұрын
They do it a lot. It's just whatever bit's next. Sometimes it's Closer Look, sometimes it's an Amber segment, sometimes...actually I've only seen it be those two things. But they do it a lot.
@SyzygyNoon
3 ай бұрын
@@kieranhair37 Thank you for saying that. I didn’t know.
@danbsports6760
3 ай бұрын
@@kieranhair37 I think I recall back in my day being the back half. I only see this know KZread so I'm not familiar with the show's format. Always thought closer look was in the middle somewhere and that it was monologue and commercial.
I call Trump a national security threat.
@sithdemon5965
3 ай бұрын
As a Canadian, Trump is a Global Security Threat! No Joke
@jlouvier02
2 ай бұрын
I do too, but I also agree that TikTok is as well. The sheer amount of data that it harvests from users and sends to a rival foreign government is shocking. The information it can get from the average device isn’t too big of an issue for national security, but it should be banned on federal, military, and corporate devices. As well as personal devices of federal employees, military personnel and military contractors.
Sprinkling Adderall in their coffee and calling it Jacked up Joe too good
That Pacino was A+
@betsiecleworth5853
3 ай бұрын
And the Australian actually sounded like human speech, all round improvement
@strumdogmillionaire
3 ай бұрын
Except he said "boom goes Oppenheimer" Bomb go boom not man. 😂
Is MGT brought to us by NASCAR?
If David Schwimmer can do impressions, SNL should have him do cameos as Jesse Watters. hehehe
Damn right! When I saw that ice cream segment last week, I went directly to my local store to get some chocolate chip mint!
@edvh88
3 ай бұрын
MY ALL TIME FAVE!!!
@pamelacass9642
3 ай бұрын
My favorite!
@kieranhair37
3 ай бұрын
Did you make it back to your own house or did someone have to call the number pinned to your shirt?
@seantlewis376
3 ай бұрын
@@kieranhair37 LOL I got home all by myself, just like a big boy.
Totally. I was thinking the way he said “Jacked Up” was strange too …😂
@clothilde1623
3 ай бұрын
I was so glad Seth mentioned it - Hannity’s exaggerated pronunciation of “Jacked” was really grinding my gears! He’s trying to emulate his seditious bum-chum’s weird shouty speech patterns. 🙄
That dead dog joke has to be a Scollins
@LindaC616
3 ай бұрын
I dunno.... Allie gets pretty morbid, too
@Leggup
3 ай бұрын
But the math of it has to be Seth
@aidanrhodes2285
3 ай бұрын
Lmao that's exactly what I said
"I'm For Jacked Up Joe"
"White House fentenyl" would explain a lot.🥴🥴🥴
@alrightyru
3 ай бұрын
That list is insane!!!!
That Al Pacino impression was perfect… as Sandler’s Cajun Man.
Anybody else smell a Scollins on the dog joke?😅😅
Oh man the Wally moment was hilarious! Thank you Seth and Wally! The Jackals love you!
@-emailmicrosoft
3 ай бұрын
drama .is on BY. ALL HIDERS OF MADHAB AND NEEWS .NON-BUSLIM COUNTRIES NO EXIS .APP IS SURE BAUSLIMS .2 PARTIES GOING NAKIE LIVERS OR BUSLIMS . 3-4 GARDER WERE 90% IN PAKISTAN AND IN ALL COUNTREIS ...FOUND FREEDOM FORM THESE ARMEI SIN 1980S .......THESE ARE SHI PICKERS ...TOO CIRMINLAS , AND TOO KAANAIN . UR ALL PAGE SITES ALL ON EM HIDDING SMAE NEWS TOP MADHAB ..TOLD ON TOP ON SITS ... ON FB ..IF ...NET SPREAD IS URS TO ALL OF THIS GANG AMOUNG WHERE EVER NET APP CAN ... REWARDS ARE BEEN TOLD ON SITS ... ITS UR MEDIA OF ALL WORLD SINCE EVR 1 MAN SHOW ...HOW .....CALLL WAHAB .. AGAIN ... MICROSFT ......CALL HIM IF NAY THING IS SPARED ....DMA OR GRID IS SURE ..MISSING ...... HELOO IF APP DON'T EXPLAIN TO EM NATHING ZERO PASS AND TOTLA JAHILS .....CAN HRDLY READ OR RIGHT THEIR NMAES , WHO MAKES NAY IDS OR CMNTS EXPERTS OOF MICROTYPE OR MEDIA ................THE MAKERS 1 MAN IS MICROSFT AND SAME IS MEDIA .........and a HOMES JAIL , ADDED .. THeSe KIDNAPPED SON ...MF ALLA RE ETIING HARSHER IWTHT HIM .........ALONG THROUGH APP IF IS DODGED .........WITH WRONG STORIES ..........GAMBLER OR GAMERZ .?WERE YOU A ?? OR ASKED TO CMNT THIS .....APP IS TV CRE WMEMBER .......MAD EON HALF HALF ...NOW THESE ARE ..AGAIN LIKE BEFOR E WHEN KICKED ALL NO HALF ....BY THEN NO1 WAS UNITED .. THIS TIME AGAINST YOU THE BUSLIMS .......UNDER BELT ...ARE ....THRASHED ...ASKED CASH ..SO UNDER THIS THREAT ..MIGHT .............ADD ALL IN THUMB NAIL MADHAB IS THESE NEWS ARE THAT ...........EVERY KING AND ALL HIS AMDE ARMEIS ARE HANGING .......UR REAL FREEDOM ........APP ARE ALL UNDER CHIPS ..... SO WHAT EVER APP KNOW CNA BE LOOTED PSECIAL IS LINGO . VOIC E SEEING .......HUMAN COVER AORUND YOU DONT HAVE EYES TOTOO ...PLUS ...UR LAL KNOWING THATS WHY NEAR APP A NKIE LIVER IS ALMOST A USLIM ......PLEASE .... PERMOTE A WROD ...GO CHECK SIT ..........ON FB ......AND WILL BE PARYING FOR YOU .....FIRST GO SEE ALL BY URSELF .......OPENLY WILL TRY UR KIDS .........OR NEGBOURS SHOWS SAME THREATS ....
😂 I’m watching this while scooping vanilla ice cream on butter almond thins. I ❤️🍦
@kieranhair37
3 ай бұрын
The good news is, when you throw in the almond thins, it's no longer dementia. However, I got some bad news for ya about mad cow....
The GOP now burns its bridge to Americans who like ice cream.
@Garnet20
3 ай бұрын
Yes they hate to see us happy love ice cream myself ❤️☺️
@VividLunaZ
3 ай бұрын
I'm gay for the stuff, honestly.
@mikereseigh
3 ай бұрын
Yep
@danielwaugh2215
3 ай бұрын
The GOP hates ice cream
@TheUluxian
3 ай бұрын
@@danielwaugh2215 And children, apparently, since they refuse to do anything about the growing problem of mass school shootings..
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!!!!
@Zaluskowsky
3 ай бұрын
ICE CREAM! Speedball 2
Why does the clip of Hannity saying "cognitively up to the task" sound like he got into Pirro's Franzia stash?
10:52 Legit thought Seth was going to have another opinion on how to get out of holding an ice cream cone on national TV. 😂
@raymondm.9954
3 ай бұрын
A cake cone, the kind with a flat bottom, would have worked.
"...and they *love* you" You do realise that, that is an argument *_for_* it being an enemy of the people, right?
@LindaC616
3 ай бұрын
A.major correction there!
@Aryasvitkona
3 ай бұрын
That was the point I believe. The fact that Trump considers a website flooded with his fervent supporters to be the enemy of the people is... Ironic and hilarious, partly cos it's true
Rudy wants to say someone is demented? Remember when he said "hey look, I'm wearing two watches."
Keep doing your AWESOME impressions SETH! "Opppenheimer"👏👏👏
Any episode with Wally is a good one :)
When Biden made the face to MTG, it reminded me of an adult seeing a little kid on Halloween dressed as a tiger or something like that
@-emailmicrosoft
3 ай бұрын
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$250,000 of cocaine? Overtime hours just skyrocketted.
The cone holster bit was freaking Hysterical!!😂
In Katie Britt's defense, my partner insists on keeping almost everything in the kitchen in cupboards and drawers.
Thought Trump changed his mind.... After someone with money talked to him in private.... Imagine that!
Your Al Pacino impression sounded like you were doing an impression of Bill hader doing an impression of Al Pacino.
Wally isn’t the hero we deserve, but he’s the hero we need …also I love that he has his own camera 😂
Everybody lights up for ice cream. Have you ever seen anybody look depressed when opening a pint of Haagen-Dazs?
@kieranhair37
3 ай бұрын
Yes, because they realize they just wasted an extra $3 on the same crap they would've gotten if they bought a brand with a name they could spell.
@sussekind9717
Ай бұрын
@kieranhair37 That's what you get when you use talk to text and don't speak any Scandinavian languages. Not really my biggest worry in life.
Seth is the only non-Aussie who can do our accent.
Wally has his own camera?!?!? Did I hear that right???
@betsiecleworth5853
3 ай бұрын
Wally is a National Treasure, of course he has his own camera!
@sheetal_views
3 ай бұрын
@@betsiecleworth5853 how silly of me 😂
@alrightyru
3 ай бұрын
All the darned time!
@kieranhair37
3 ай бұрын
@@betsiecleworth5853 Can you please not capitalize it like that? If Seth sees this, the next monologue is just gonna be 15 minutes of him trying to impersonate Nic Cage saying "Oppenheimer."
@betsiecleworth5853
3 ай бұрын
@@kieranhair37 🤣 tis you who have manifested it!
Great Closer Look segment
That's the face one makes when they show up to a serious event to find someone else showed up dressed in a clown costume.
Trump is a national security threat 😂
@Jay-is2jy
3 ай бұрын
Proven time and time again..
@FluffyHarmlessKitten
3 ай бұрын
I mean, he's only stealing (and probably selling) classified documents and inciting violent insurrections, and giving out prescription medication like candy, and cozying up to russia and .... you might be right.
@Garnet20
3 ай бұрын
💯
@KreativeKerri
3 ай бұрын
Oh idk he said he would only be dictator for one day. How bad could it be? 😅
@adamsochLA
3 ай бұрын
@@KreativeKerri for one day? He is lying. He will be a dictator for 4 years.
They finally let Pacino out of the zoom room!
My dad actually had an xray were the doctor looked at it and requested permission to do a second one (this was when he was a teen). After the second, the doctor explained the first xray showed "nothing in his skull." His 3 older brothers totally didn't use that as ammo for decades. (I'm lying, they did, for like 30 some years)
@margueritemccann8580
3 ай бұрын
Aren't siblings great? They keep us humble.
@palpablenotion
3 ай бұрын
@@margueritemccann8580 they sure are all for humility ;)
The Florida dog joke made me laugh so hard especially when I looked at the dogs eyes and Seth’s 🤣🤣
Wally is adorable
@Garnet20
3 ай бұрын
☺️😄
You finally nailed Murdoch’s voice
@natashacooper8443
3 ай бұрын
All the Bluey watching is paying off.
investing requires good experience and knowledge to carry out a good and successful trade, I have lost a lot trying to trade all by myself May I ask which investments are good?......
@LakeshiaKalar456
3 ай бұрын
Considering that I am only three years away from retirement, it becomes challenging for me to solely concentrate on the long-term perspective. Despite having invested in reputable companies and having a significant amount of funds allocated, my profits have been stagnant. This situation raises the question: Does the current recession and unstable market offer any calculated risk opportunities for generating profits?
@RisaBaise0999
3 ай бұрын
how do I get in touch with this consultant that assist?
@RisaBaise0999
3 ай бұрын
Thanks for the info . Found her website and it really impressive
GREAT show... thank you
WALLY!!
@Garnet20
3 ай бұрын
Wally is awesome and funny too 😄👍🏻
@allie_hart
3 ай бұрын
I was just thinking the other day that it felt like we hadn't seen him in awhile and I was worried 🥺
Can someone explain why Margorie dressed up as a 1995 website?
@joshuamcannally8722
3 ай бұрын
😂
@tillneumann406
3 ай бұрын
Well, she IS obviously made up from some very coarse and simple HTML...
@WyvernYT
3 ай бұрын
Most people were there for the State of the Union speech. She was there for NASCAR.
@stephensorensen4477
3 ай бұрын
Because she’s completely out of her mind 🤪🤮🙂
@pamelacass9642
3 ай бұрын
Her ex-husband to be is leaving not a moment too soon, folks.
Mr Myers, please put on your close captioning, I don't hear well 😊. Thank You 😌
Truly excellent closing line!
So he calls it a national scurity risk, but he opposes the legislation banning it. What does that tell you about him?
@danbsports6760
3 ай бұрын
Nothing I didn't know already.
I like Seth’s hunt-and-peck method of doing impression. Don’t worry, you’ll get there.
Jacked Up Joe is a great nickname.
My first thought to Jacked up Joe was "ya mean White House coffee under Trump?" And you all nailed it. 🎉
So good to see Wally again! It's been way too long. I wonder if he knows how adorable he is?
The beginning of this video gave me a much needed laugh 😂
Thanks Seth, you're writers earned their paycheck this week.
To be clear: I do not fear that Stepford Wife with the crazy eyes. I find her hilarious and sad. I fear the men behind the curtain.
The cleaning/cocaine joke 😅😂😂😂🤣
@Midori_Seabreeze
3 ай бұрын
Was that a throwback to his “needed some drugs to take a photo and the drugs disappeared”?
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310
3 ай бұрын
@@Midori_Seabreeze lol no idea. Was a great joke, nonetheless.
Awesome Closer Look Seth 😂
The nation's greatest security threat is call TIK TOK a security threat?😆😆
I love Wally's giggle!!!
Oh that big bond money solved that TikTok problem for Trump. He wuvs dem now.
Winner of this monologue is whoever wrote the "pick up some speed and run into this chainsaw" joke a long time ago for ACL that I remembered here 4:18.😄
The Cone Holster is definitely a good idea. And it should be able to like flip out into a stand that you can put on a table or something.
The term 'national security threat' means 'something I worry about'
I love when Wally is on the show!
Ice cream is international! Italian gelato, ice cream in Turkey, home-made ice cream, even your favourite band: ICE CREAM IS INTERNATIONALLY THE BEST. If you don't like ice cream 🍨 YOU NASTY
@pamelacass9642
3 ай бұрын
...or lactose-intolerant. Be kind, now...
@alrightyru
3 ай бұрын
I don't remember a lot about my trip to Europe in 1986 but I remember being in Venice at night buying gelato from a street cart. It was lime and it was sublimely delicious! One of the most amazing things I've ever put in my mouth! Yum! 🇮🇹🇨🇦
@LindaC616
3 ай бұрын
@alrightyru I'm not much for ice cream, but last trip to Spain, I couldn't resist trying a honeydew-flavor!
@LindaC616
3 ай бұрын
@@alrightyruI am not much on ice cream, but on my last trip to Spain, I could not resist trying a honeydew flavor!
@PhillipArthur-yn2ld
3 ай бұрын
@@pamelacass9642I hate being lactose intolerant I used to buy or make milkshakes and banana splits
"That hotel was spotless!" 🤣😂🤣👍
I love Wally 😂