"I knew it!" I was like 'No way!" the guy next to me was like, 'Yeah dude!'

Went to the bathroom so you could leave with dignity but you're here when I get back, what's the deal with that! Almost lost it there lol

@greyshinigami6571

6 жыл бұрын

Trogdor420Max I didn't almost lost it I completely lost it! X'D Freaking 40 seconds of pure no air laughing. I did thought I was gonna die but on second 41 I gasped air and was fine.

@rectorecto5417

5 жыл бұрын

Trogdor420Max go to school u idiot

@loldragon2359

5 жыл бұрын

so... am i allowed to ask what went wrong and made you to write this comment?

@mrsickfck7575

5 жыл бұрын

@@rectorecto5417 fuck off

@mindypembleton1049

5 жыл бұрын

We he said she new it. I almost killed my self laughing

Comedy aside, that's a pretty nice story

@derpinated

7 жыл бұрын

Mitchell Stephens well, shit happens.

@learningomorisoundtrack3979

7 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@hotdonkey3801

7 жыл бұрын

Kind of a shitty story don't cha think

@bexey2389

7 жыл бұрын

Hot Donkey 😂😂😂 ohhh puns

@HitTheCuando

6 жыл бұрын

+Hot Donkey I tried to high-five my phone lol

I hope someday I find someone who can love me like that.

@Safar.369

8 жыл бұрын

You need to wait till shit like this happens, then be cool about it

@93johnk

8 жыл бұрын

there are people who have a fetish for that kind of a thing. personally I have a fetish for girls peeing

@miked6930

8 жыл бұрын

+John Kim not gonna lie that's a bit creepy

@ribzx9282

7 жыл бұрын

i can fix that , i everyday poop my pants

@dirtyorangejuice9423

5 жыл бұрын

Don't we all

Hope that story got recounted during the wedding speeches. Funny shit

@youngphisher4725

6 жыл бұрын

xwinglover pun intended?!

@kestrels.9189

6 жыл бұрын

Hahah his friend he held the bachelor party for should be the one to tell it! Revenge!

@fivehobbies

5 жыл бұрын

@@kestrels.9189 lol I know that one 2 good 1

@littlebird3167

5 жыл бұрын

I mean... You kinda have to.

I'm a mouth-sneezer and I can confirm this

@lemonpug6582

6 жыл бұрын

typingreallyfast, Stuff goes everywhere, god bless anybody around you if your eating.

@kathrynmcelroy5658

6 жыл бұрын

It's the worst man! we should have a therapy group! When I sneeze it sounds like I'm getting murdered.

@peacefulwarrior2929

6 жыл бұрын

When I sneeze I sound like I'm going into an atomic rage

@Osprey1994

6 жыл бұрын

When I sneeze upstairs I hear, "Bless you!" From downstairs on the other side of the house, and they have the TV on too. Do any of you have to brace yourselves too? People tell me to warn them and I have to look at them like, "What the fuck do you think it means when I stop and put my hands out?" It means gale force winds are coming.

@thezachster1234

5 жыл бұрын

typingreallyfast sameeeeee

lol.... I thought she was goin to say "Me too."

@yagamikyo1162

9 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@JB-es3ff

6 жыл бұрын

Me too, 4 years later...

@royalflus12312312

6 жыл бұрын

Me too. lol. I thought she got up to use the bathroom cause she sit herself.

@evadevil5221

6 жыл бұрын

Me too! lol

@hodayapeles9276

6 жыл бұрын

Same! XD

LOL he killed that room

@ElSkizzle

6 жыл бұрын

He sure killed me.

@easytoslip

6 жыл бұрын

meh. i prefer female comics!

@roxanneford4381

5 жыл бұрын

@@easytoslip well I mean for any comidian he is so funny

so true. I thought I was the only person who had to go to the bathroom more the closer I got to my house.

@Rhekon

6 жыл бұрын

raphael schmoopee lakadokadish it's all in the mind like art that makes someone horny but isn't deliberately pornographic in nature. Just gotta one up your bowels and focus primarily on the passing until it's time.

@tinaleeth2707

5 жыл бұрын

It's a shy colon thing, it knows when you're home, and your ass is safe

@knkn4508

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing with pee

@nickleach8589

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's the anticipation like your so close you can almost feel your bowels emptying into your toilet but instead they empty on your car seat lmao 😅🤣

Still a better love story than twilight

@NapoleonDynamite69

5 жыл бұрын

Hah, Got eem

@mylifeisslow959

5 жыл бұрын

Everything is a better love story than Twilight...

@satyajitneogy2948

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely bro... Much Better than that

@michael6880

5 жыл бұрын

Boi this is a better love story than Romeo and Juliet

@valorie1559

5 жыл бұрын

Twilight is a love story, I thought it was just a teenage drama

Just brilliant. True love indeed.

That's the best Story I ever heard. Nothing's perfect but how Understanding his wife is makes it perfect and Funny at the same time. She's a really nice woman. I hope I find someone like her one day.

Disscusting and romantic at the same time. Oh and f** hilarious!

he is so personable

@jameswhite6056

6 жыл бұрын

Ry Diem personable is a word?

@des3739

4 жыл бұрын

@@jameswhite6056 apparantly

Im watching this at one in the.morning. Im laughing so hard I think I'm going to wake my parents up.

@vraja5

6 жыл бұрын

Kartoffelschloss SAME LMAO

That is true love... **tear**

Damn, I need a woman like this

@jameswhite6056

6 жыл бұрын

Marcus Leath pickle rick

@oliveoil709

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@12AM_Freak

2 жыл бұрын

You need a woman that shits herself in pubic?

Greatest love story 😂😂😂

Ahh thanks, I needed that:) great story well delivered!

That just made me laugh way too incredibly hard. I gotta watch for this dude!

I would've closed it off like this So the whole main idea I've learned from this, is that the key to truly being close to someone you care for is for both partners to be knowing that shit happens.

@mohamedabdull4829

6 жыл бұрын

Colin Rist bruh I was going in to type the same comment 😂😂

@Arannatt

6 жыл бұрын

l I t e r a l l y

@ace-nd1fi

6 жыл бұрын

Cam marooni LOLLLLLLL

Awesome, turning a simple story into a very funny piece, love this kind of comedian

Tyler Oakley Hilarious story! I laugh at this so hard that I literally cried.

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! LOL XD

I have watched this so many times lol It's gold

"and the yeah next to me was like Yeah, dude!" my gut is hurting from laughing at that reaction.

One of the funniest ones for a while, love it.

Absolutely true love right there haha!

I haven't watched something this funny in a very long time!!

Brilliant. One of the better ones I have seen here lately.

This is 100% pure GOLD.

My goodness, this guy is so good at what he does ❤️

Goals, that's all I can say

@12AM_Freak

2 жыл бұрын

Shitting yourself isn't a goal.

I literally spit my water out listening to this lmao 😂

WARNING: Don't watch this while eating you'll choke

Found him out 30 minuets ago he’s already my top 10 favourite comedians

This is one of the few bits that actually made me laugh out loud. For a solid 5 minutes too.

That was so funny and true . It brought tears to my eyes to hear such a tale of true love .

That was the most amazing story I have ever heard.

"And when i block my nose, i shit my pants." I cant 😂😂😂😂

Omg!!! I'll be giggling about this all night!!

This is the best thing ever!!

what a great story, had me cracking up, more from this guy!

Hilarious Best one yet!

probably the best sketch ive seen on this show!

You have a keeper when you're both comfortable with talking about poop

This video deserves to be on my favorites list!

Every video of his that I've seen I cry laughing... I need an hour special

I wish this story never ended. Great stuff!

I love this story even more, but dang that was a good one to tell ☺️😂 she said I knew it!

He's crazy hot. And it was a really nice story.

@whydochair9552

6 жыл бұрын

James B gay

@patrickportsmore814

6 жыл бұрын

Whydochair? That’s because he is gay

Love this guy!!

One of the best sets I've seen in a while.

2:55 "She comes back and she shits down"😂😂😂

Absolutely brilliant!

I am crying, this is too funny!

I’m literally laughing so hard it hurts lol

Hahahha, great story!!! Two thumbs up!

He sounds like Louie CK at 2:52.

It's even funnier since he was trying to avoid embarrassment by not sneezing lol

I love this never gets old

I had to go to the bathroom, but I decided to try to do my laundry, I was getting bored so I turn this on, and I almost shat my pants

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

i love this set

That is awesome!!! lol

we're- we're about to find out aren't we? i lost it

oh my gosh this is PERFECT

Best date story I have ever heard!

This gave me a good laugh when I needed it

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL OMG

Lucky as man right there. Truly

loved it lol

This is the best love story ever. Hope we are all this fortunate to shit our pants when true love shows up

best i've seen. spot on delivery

This was so funny I passed myself laughing

Great set!

GOLD!

Lmao this was great

😢😢 gets me everytime

funny set, i feel you're going to make it big time

has now ecome one of my fav comedians

He has to be one of the best at this the punch line of this was so great I couldn't help but to almost cry

that is BRILIANT!!! I'm gonna use that the next time... not that I would ever need to use it o.o

Lmaoo best stand up story iv seen in a while!! Lol

I nearly choked to death laughing😂 i had water in my mouth and started to die

Great story

That is hilariously unbelievable xD

That was great.

The most I have laughed all day

Just discovered this dude.Man this guy is funny!

this is by far the best video i've seen from LF

He kills me 😂😂😂😂

This guy is so great!!!

Funniest act I've seen in a while on laugh factory omg

wish I have a similiiar experience tbh

damn. I was coughing from laughter

I really hope the whole story is true, especially when she comes back and say all that Great great bit...I'm enjoying so far every upload of this dude

I’m laughing so hard it’s silent and I’m wheezing 😂 I’m waiting for my mom to ask if I’m dieing or crying

Very good comic. I like his stuff. I don't see him for the long run, but this bit was fun.

this guy was getting an AMAZING reception from the crowd. it was like a big family bonding session. wish i was there.