The "Daddy's sick don't come in the room" part got me

Back in high school my "now" wife. Smoked with me and coughed and didn't like it, didn't get high. So I made us edibles. We went to see a movie. I'm like oh that movie was hilarious remember the part when. . . And she says. I thought we were watching previews the whole time.

@Greatness411

6 жыл бұрын

Tyler King your comment made me laugh.

@bethanymitchell4669

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@michellecasto3839

5 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: it was Love Actually

@Mtemp30720

4 жыл бұрын

This is love

@BipoIarbear

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant😆 similar situation but it didnt involve weed...we went to the cinema was early on so we weren't really watching the movie...were watching the movie an shes laughing hysterically...so i was too...people were shushing us and she couldnt understand why...we walked out after ten minutes an walked into death race in another screening...she asked me if the movie we originally watched was a comedy...that movie was the "boy in the stripped pyjamas" a fucking holocaust movie!!! Im still chuckling now😆

I once made the mistake of having an edible and doing a 2 liter gravity bong. I slipped into another fucking dimension and couldn't comprehend English. It lasted all night but felt like it took years. It was not fun.

@nunyoubusyness6345

5 жыл бұрын

Braden Skidmore hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

i want one of those muffins.

@ahmadbrkam4350

4 жыл бұрын

@Maniac 3709 what happened

@WoodbabyCTB

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahmadbrkam4350 we still don’t know what happened

What is wrong with half of you people critiquing and over analyzing his set? Its a joke, hes a comedian, he just telling a funny story. Relax people don't be so uptight. Also this isn't a debate on marijuana being legal or not or if its appropriate, its just a funny joke. Try to enjoy it next time.

@cianogrady241

4 жыл бұрын

hear hear!

@lostsouls1919

3 жыл бұрын

They need some weed to loosen up

@Ultrasecond77

3 жыл бұрын

I know I'm like a billion years late to this but I love this story too, it always cracks me up. And as for his comedy and style of performance, I love when comedians are able to laugh at their own joke. If everyone is having a good time they should too, right?

These edibles ain't shi-

@ilovepudding7873

4 жыл бұрын

*sobers up 2 days later*

@czr5145

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilovepudding7873 legit though

@jeramicchantala6449

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think you get the right shit then man

@jamesprice2163

2 жыл бұрын

@@ilovepudding7873 I legit want to experience this level of high where you have no idea what the fuck is going on and nothing makes sense yet everything makes sense so you just lay there jamming to music and eating a veggie pizza (just personal preference especially while high lol)

@chucke.cheese2212

2 жыл бұрын

@@ilovepudding7873 Tbh… 🤷‍♂️

I've been becoming a big fan of Wolf and I got SO excited to see Ellis introduce him haha

My favorite type of comedians are the ones that laugh at their own jokes just makes it ten times funnier lol 😂

@lostsouls1919

3 жыл бұрын

That's how you know the jokes good

Has anyone got so high that they start twitching uncontrollably? I couldn't stop shaking my head.

@pouncebaratheon4178

8 жыл бұрын

Exact same thing happened to me. Lost all muscle control and would have random body spasms. Slightly frightening to be honest.

@101yayo

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah I had to sleep it off. The weed was too strong.

@darkunicorn1208

8 жыл бұрын

Loud had me like...XD

@dekiller82

8 жыл бұрын

yeah i can't get enough of those live streamers

@DjJooze

7 жыл бұрын

101yayo yes with edibles some people are vulnerable to having strokes Im really serious.

This guy is a great story teller. I've just recently started to realize that most of my favorite comedians are great storytellers.

One day we'll look back and say "damn we were silly for baking 2 doses of edibles into a single muffin/cookie/candy"... like what the hell? Who eats half a muffin?

@mineicus

6 жыл бұрын

Quitters

@journey9641

6 жыл бұрын

Fuzz FM - stoner rock radio it is supposed to be split to share with friends.

@tayosterling8447

6 жыл бұрын

The thing is ur only supposed to eat like 1/4 of the muffin but who eats 1/4 of a muffin but when u get high u think "heY LooK A fUcKin muFin YummYy" and eat the rest

@Mohammadssalehi

5 жыл бұрын

Who the fuck eats half a muffin for god's sake please God take stupids away from us....

@SapphireMist888

5 жыл бұрын

Fuzz FM - stoner rock radio if you cant handle the muffin, dont buy the muffin. Mmmmm muffins.

Josh Wolf is my new favorite comedian

1:32 Perfect comedic timing 😂

People think this is a joke, I remember I found 5 chocolate chip cookies wrapped in my fridge,... Ate them and within 30 minutes I was like "wait a minute, something not right here... Maybe it'll pass if I stay really still like a rock, okay come on Gerard you can do this, the fuck is going on its getting worse" lol, you vision gets foggy... You start to feel this out of body type experience where your vision goes extremely outwards then comes back and soon enough your laying there but you feel like your body is doing a bunch of waves, then after your heart speeds up and you think your having a heart attack, then the anxiety sets in... It's the worst anxiety attack your ever have... I was so scared to move I was thinking about going to the hospital but then I remembered, my cousin makes treats with cannabis oil in them, it helped my anxiety enough to be able to sleep but the next day I was useless, I could get the vision fog to go away, I felt weak and numb and dizzy/light headed and basically slept the whole day. Didn't end up waking up until 4 in the morning. I'll never fuck with that stuff again

@seasesh4073

6 жыл бұрын

GCTFilter snake that sounds like the best story ever, I want some 😂

@One.Disgruntled.American

6 жыл бұрын

GCTFilter snake so you used weed to get rid of the anxiety from weed?

@5-meo-dmt299

5 жыл бұрын

James Thackston CBD oil, containing no THC.

@bluecollarmenproductions

5 жыл бұрын

You’ll never eat chocolate chip cookies again? I’m so sorry

@joer8304

4 жыл бұрын

GCTFilter snake that is EXACTLY how it is. Also never again with that shit.

This man is fucking hilarious

@baronobeefdip2

6 жыл бұрын

iAmJester cmt ruined him though

School put on a play once, actors planned a party after opening night and one guy brought some Brownies. A few of them decided to have one before the play. Then when nothing happened they had a second. Third. Etc. Finally, about halfway through the play, the brownies started kicking in halfway through the play

@paprika059

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Fraser I just have to ask, what happened

@thedarklrd6714

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Fraser yeah what happened

@aurora9591

6 жыл бұрын

Boi you can't just not say what happened. I demand answers.

@lwammm976

6 жыл бұрын

Well what normally happens when your high, it relaxes the fuck out of you. So im assuming the actors had bloodshot eyes, slurring their words, forgetting their lines, imaging things. Picture 6 year olds in a playroom type shit.

@kathymain578

4 жыл бұрын

Wish there was a recording of it!

this dude is funny as shit! where is more?:)

@guy_incognito7538

6 жыл бұрын

TheFetter04 to the right>>>>>

*I fucking love blue muffins* Man I can relate

Just had edibles for the first time on new year's and I all I remember is I couldn't move my right arm for 2 hours and i believed the bed i was sitting on was the titanic

loool had the same problem in amsterdam a while back with one of my homies from london.. and we were in a hostel acting a fool.. while the lady who worked at the store downstairs was watching us on CCTV. the most awkward sleep, cause in a hostel you share bunk beds with random people, and we kept entering wrong rooms and thought people were on our beds cause it was dark. i will never forget that night, i couldn't sleep cause i was almost hallucinating.. was almost like one of my acid trips at one point haha

Kids get your father some OJ stat.

Love coming back to watch the first version

this is so true edibles mess you up I had no idea i thought brownies would be cute and fun but it got me so freaked out and anxious for 8hours & i had the worst panic attack of my life like i almost ate the whole tray and I was not experienced with weed at all :( I'd only smoked it a few times before. the panic attack was like... i thought i was going to die pluss i ruined the day for my two friends

@DjJooze

7 жыл бұрын

Aya2Nya yep. alcohol is king

@sdsoda4521

7 жыл бұрын

Alfredio d' joliette Weed is way better than alchohal. He just had way too much.

@Aya2Nya

6 жыл бұрын

S D Soda She*

@caramonmajere447

6 жыл бұрын

I've eaten quite a few edibles. I've never thought that they were very good. They should be stronger.

@sainttx5997

6 жыл бұрын

Blueberry muffin.

SCREAMING @ 0:02 !!!! You know it's gonna be a good video when you see Mark Ellis!!!!!

this dude makes our crazy world easier to cope with!!! I found him while surfing the web during the lock down. I was very depressed and he made me laugh SO hard !!! Thanx for that Mr. Wolf!!!

omg I adore josh wolf! thanks for uploading!

I remember my first edibles. I was at a friend's apartment, there were a couple of us. And they start making pot cookies and brownies. So they let me have like three or two cookies, and by the time I was about to get my brownie, I was fucked up. Then the brownie completely made me squinting, and I felt like passing out at any minute.

This is one of the funniest stand up comedy videos i've ever seen.

that shit happened to me couple days ago...i made my first weed muffin..put a lot of weed in it,..once i ate it,i dont know how many hour i get high...but the next morning i get up,i'm in my bathroom..haha,, :D

@tridibsingh3289

10 жыл бұрын

Give me a high 5 over the internet....nope...bro fist me over the internet...!

@driftinism

9 жыл бұрын

But you look like your 14! This game is for adults only! HAHA

@tridibsingh3289

9 жыл бұрын

driftinism bruh, you talking about adults and can't even tell difference between your and you're* ?

@driftinism

9 жыл бұрын

Dude, you are absolutely correct! I should be banished from the interweb!

@godsmacked1000

9 жыл бұрын

i think because you typed in "i dont know how many hour i get high" i read that sentence in a weird old man asian accent lol. No offense..

One of my favorite bits lol 👍

I haven’t been happier with a new comedian introduced to me by KZread....like ever...until:......well ....earlier tonight/yesterday. Just ordered tickets for the sept 21st show in Boston @9:45 and this shit is gonna be super...New favorite Cambodian.

Holy shit, that was fuckin funny!

you can tell he's a dad cause he laughs at his own jokes too much

@DjJooze

7 жыл бұрын

American Money Maker are u a dad

@ItachiUchiha-pw4kr

6 жыл бұрын

Ye but his jokes are funny

@tannakota1846

6 жыл бұрын

That makes it funnier to me. His laugh is contagious 😂

@austincarlton7171

6 жыл бұрын

AnnaManna69 because there probably true being the youngest of 5 I should know

@mygenderisyes3446

6 жыл бұрын

AnnaManna69 his laugh is amazing and funny and it’s nice to laugh at your own jokes cuz it just proves you love yourself, and that’s a good thing

This is so hilarious😂I love it😊

I love this guy he's great

one of my favourites

hilarious, i want another video like this!

That was soooo funny best i've seen so far!

this guy is awesome.

That’s How You Know He’s A Dad, He Laughing Hella Hard At His Own Jokes. 🤣🤣🤣

I like this guy.. he's a REAL comic going onstage and being himself to get laughs from the audience. :D

Great upload thanks TLF!

perfect delivery!

This guy deserves to perform on a stage that comedians like fluffy would bro!!!!!!!

I love this man already he should do voice acting

Blueberry Muffins. FUCK YEAH.

@electricmaster23 hahaha. imagine the new billboards: "smoking kills, unless it's weed, then it's actually healthy"

ROFL this guy is awesome. Great personality.

My first experience with edibles was my mates baked a cake for another’s birthday, so couple days later up at there place and they were like do you want the last piece (about the size of a decent brownie 2” x 3” x 1”) so I was like sound, he warns me it’ll kick in after an hour, so get home eat half of it, 1 hour later feel nothing so I eat the rest, 3 hours later nothing thought ‘ahh probably didn’t have any in the piece he gave me’, another hour start getting hungry, so I go to KFC pay for my food and stand the side waiting only then in the middle of KFC I start getting the biggest buzz of my life and it’s getting stronger by the second, thank god someone else was driving by the time I got back home I couldn’t walk 😂

I want that muffin now LOL

Hilarious. I’m crying!

I love the dude

this is so true. first time for edibles is intense to say the least. i ate 2 special cereal bars in one sitting at college. all i can say is god bless california

I had half a brownie once, and I was flying into another fucking dimension.

Love him

@TheLaughFactory

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching!

"DaDdYs SiCk DoNt CoMe In ThE rOoM" The kids: "Ight im gonna go watch SpongeBOOB"

Either give me the keys to your car, or drive home RIGHT NOW 😂😂

Josh wolf is the best comedian

Yo I was dying when I heard this!🤣

Muffin high ( get it 😂 )

If i knew the steps on how to get blueberry muffins to him i would totally buy him some and have them delivered to him!!

I had 1 theoretical brownie and about an hour later my parents offered me 5 more I ate all of them and it was my first experience with anything “theoretical “ before soooo yeah that was a fun night XD

Omg the end

I wanna try that

This guy is hilarious!!!

Oh shit, exactly what happens to my buddies when trying my edibles. Every time I say take it easy, they just won't listen.

Ah, more of him, he's halarious xD!

I had a brownie and triped so bad I saw the future and was fucked up for 2 days. The scary thing is, everything came true. I never want to be that high again

been there....haha soooo true!!

My aunt once ate a pot brownie without knowing it. She felt sick after a few hours and went to the ER, they told her that she was super stoned. She still had the effects in her for days.

Hardest I have ever laughed in a while. Almost got in trouble at work.

Mmmm, now I want a blueberry muffin!

Aayyyyyeee Mark Ellis!!!

You can always take more but you can never take less

when i overdid edibles once i dont even remember what happened that day lol

Bruh I’ve been watching yt for an hour started at like 3:49am and clicked on this video and now it’s 3:50am😮‍💨

I need that muffin

Hell yeah, Mark Ellis introducing.

I need one of those muffins, normal edibles don't get me anymore, have a high tolerance to it now.

This is the new comedy Central

Omg this man is me in 5 years (depending on how old he is). I love bluberry muffins and i too have had a bad experience with edibles. I ate two full brownies. I think I was absolutelty baked for like 8 hours

@Rune77

6 жыл бұрын

Tristan Schoenberger it's 5 years later, is it true he was actually you from the future?

@aurora9591

6 жыл бұрын

.

@divineshadow-gathererofmag7710

6 жыл бұрын

You were more baked than those muffins.

This is so much funnier high with other high people.

lmao that was great. i love weed jokes.

Man I was taking a sip of water at 2:00 and I spit it fucking everywhere after that

I'm high and im craving a blueberry muffin now.

No joke, last night. I ate a whole cookie and I woke up this morning in my smoke shed still. I never woke up and laughed so hard. I still had my pencil crayons on my lap from colouring

holy carp i just tried eatables yesterday and dam this guy speaks truth.

"Right now"!!

He improved this bit

I Feel like none of the crowd is giving any love really cause this dude is funnyyy

WhOoo Wants a muffin? Yeah its muffin time!

I can imagine it taking half a week to finally come down from outer space

I think he's hilarious!!!

dude i really feel like a blueberry muffin about now lol

this guy looks just like Dan Tosh

@timtebow2379

8 жыл бұрын

more like Tony romo

@katylepetsos7512

4 жыл бұрын

He totally looks like Tosh

Holy shit this was good, he can really "act" the situation! :)

@zinsisrocking It's legal in only a few towns; it's legal in California if you qualify for the medical necessities card. To qualify the doctor needs to diagnose you with an extremely painful disorder. The weed makes you feel better.

These funny comedians deserve better crowds.

Anybody have their card? ... NOT YOU! Haha!!

Where is that store. I want to go. Someone take me.