"Dating at this age is like being in a town that evacuated and I was in the bathroom. " I didn't know if I should laugh or cry.

@pleaseforgivemyinsanity2801

4 жыл бұрын

It's really gross that people date at all. Dating = breeding = suffering followed by death. Zero people = zero problems = stop breeding The thing most celebrated as the thing that makes us human...having a family...is literally the root cause of every bad thing lol... It takes a real scum bag to date - and an even bigger one to breed.

@pleaseforgivemyinsanity2801

4 жыл бұрын

@Jacob Ben Afia Those who are born will suffer and die. Those who were never born - will never be bothered by anything. Facts are facts

@pleaseforgivemyinsanity2801

4 жыл бұрын

@Jacob Ben Afia It's known as the truth... Putting a lable on the truth and calling it a "position" makes it sound like an opinion... That's dishonest. I refer to myself as a human - not an "antinatalist" I am just a human - one of the few who speak truth. My only position is honesty.

@Lollita23

4 жыл бұрын

@Jacob Ben Afia I never knew that was a thing. I'm single and childfree because it just seemed easier. Although hope to fall in love again.

@pleaseforgivemyinsanity2801

4 жыл бұрын

... Go and volunteer at a nursing home and spend the last 48 hours of someones life with them. Do it a few times - not just once - so that you get a better idea of the variety of tortures that await us. Keep in mind that dying at an old folks home is the BEST case scenario lol... As they are dying - don't walk away. Do not avert your eyes from THEIR eyes. Keep a fixed gaze and recognize what you are seeing is your own future and your own fate.... Then visualize the faces of YOUR OWN CHILDREN on the faces of these dying strangers...then at last...remind yourself that they will feel this pain....this fear....this agony - because you chose for them to. Dying is not as peaceful as most humans are brainwashed into believing... Go and see it for yourself. And don't leave the room to "get some air" ....don't be a coward...stay and watch it closely. Look onto their eyes deeply and FEEL what they feel as closely as possible... - Then recognize that WE are the harbingers of doom... ...

He's delivering the jokes and they're funny, but I can hear his misery. I can almost feel it.

@uberhaxonova

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I'm glad, or else you'd be a psychopath

@stickyone11

4 жыл бұрын

I think thats the point though....also there isnt 1 good comdedian that is happy lol promise you.

@mrdan523

4 жыл бұрын

Merkin 101 joe Rogan?

@johnmag202

4 жыл бұрын

Dan Potato keywords “good comedian”

@thebluethunderbunny2324

4 жыл бұрын

I actually do feel it.

Comedy is golden when you can laugh and somehow walk away even more depressed than you were before.

@steelcannibal

4 жыл бұрын

I'm 34, and this hit me like a Mack truck!

@moes_film

4 жыл бұрын

@bangmeister2012 try not to over analyze or overthink it. get the laugh then get out. also, you can most of the time tell what type of set the comedian is having with the first couple of jokes, so when it starts going to that rabbit hole just click out.

He low key looks like Julius Caesar

@DeadlyDeadlyBeees

4 жыл бұрын

Oh ma god he does!!

@moviedude22

4 жыл бұрын

haha I think he looks las if he could easily pass for Matthew McConaughey's slightly older, less famous, and after seeing his bit slightly less funny estranged brother. I didn't find his set to be more sobering than funny

@pearz420

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe a caricature, the real Caesar had a very wide head.

@FlamingZelda3

4 жыл бұрын

Like he said himself, he's not hot, he's handsome

@333anders6

4 жыл бұрын

@@pearz420 and greek and shorter and darker

The dog is homeless. I have a house....... We'd rather him stay here🤣🤣

@Germatti13489

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I Am LOL. As a former animal shelter director... oh my goodness!

@jones9309

4 жыл бұрын

He's talking to us like we can't speak English.

@margaritam.9118

4 жыл бұрын

Dog: Yea man I think I can do better.

@terrycrews1760

4 жыл бұрын

@Pernell13489 former director? What you do? They gave you the boot bc you can’t be trusted either?

@vincemaribel

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna say they would rather put the dog down then letting him adopt it.

His despair is palpable. Someone give him a hug or I will find him and give him one. Funny guy.

@nmpete3365

4 жыл бұрын

Rant Therapist ehhhh I feel like it’s just his role. Most comedians play off what people might assume

@blackbetty476

4 жыл бұрын

he is getting re-married soon, he just got engaged.

@hettel_visual

4 жыл бұрын

@@nmpete3365 exactly. It's his shtick

@TheMemoryPolice

9 ай бұрын

He's married with a baby now.

@RantTherapist

9 ай бұрын

I will find him and hug him after his next divorce. Think positive.@@blackbetty476

I noticed that things were getting pretty scary in the dating scene when I entered my 30s. I'm 37 now and don't even try anymore. My life is work, gym, dogs. When I really think about it, that's not so bad. LOL

@Fable1Guides

4 жыл бұрын

it really isnt. Dogs are life.

@toniclife1971

4 жыл бұрын

Its actually really great. plenty of ME time.

@c8ake

4 жыл бұрын

same...I dont really get why people would be upset by it.

@boot2themoon

4 жыл бұрын

Crap I'm about to be 33 and haven't dated in like 4 years out of laziness and apathy.

@toniclife1971

4 жыл бұрын

@@boot2themoon wait until after you're 35. You really will not give a crap then. My late 30's was an eye opener and I felt so free and lifted. Men shouldn't have to worry about finding a "partner"...let women do that. Sadly, these days men have been indoctrinated into this fantasy too, instead of living their lifes.

This was hilarious and also put the fear of God in me.

@MrNightpwner

4 жыл бұрын

I read this. Saw the video. Now I too am this.

@jennhoff03

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh! Your username is my username, too.

@torachan23

4 жыл бұрын

Then that means you are pathetic

@shoegazer5451

4 жыл бұрын

@@torachan23 shut up

@davidbouchard8963

4 жыл бұрын

dude, getting older is exactly like that in a lot of ways. like, especially if you're not successful in your career, either. You see yourself headed to what your younger self thought was essentially the worst possible way to end up. But you find a great sense of humor in it and it turns out, it's really not that bad. That you for coming to my TED talk? idk

the years have not been kind to seth meyers.

@manuginobilisbaldspot424

4 жыл бұрын

Too much day drinking

@vincentcolumbus2736

4 жыл бұрын

This was just as funny as the set tbh

@headoftaxreformandpercenta4908

4 жыл бұрын

I think he's actually significantly better looking than Seth. But I get the point of your joke.

@thestoicwhinger

4 жыл бұрын

at least he's funny now

@DarkSideChess

3 жыл бұрын

How did Seth Meyers even get a show. That guy is the opposite of funny.

He's delivering like The Joker if he didn't have that laughing disorder.

@nikhilsharma-xy7kr

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha लवलि

@peapopea

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikhilsharma-xy7kr gay

@Mannydamon

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikhilsharma-xy7kr You can give it to my mother; She will politely refuse the Asian bullshit.

@CallMeDockett

10 ай бұрын

@@peapopeayou play genshin impact 💀

@peapopea

10 ай бұрын

@@CallMeDockett used to like 3 years ago

“i’m undefeated” HAHAHAHA I CANNOT

@FlamingZelda3

4 жыл бұрын

...finish a sentence. There, I did it for you ;)

he's got some legitimate talent. I want to see more of him.

@carrrexx7190

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, a quiet dark akwardness. Keys to a successful career in comedy and acting.

This is the most depressingly hilarious set I've seen and it had me rolling 😂😂😂

This reminded me of a quote by Scott Cohen: "Don't you just hate that your requirements in a mate become stricter as you get older, and your good looks wane, making it harder to attract even the mediocre people you no longer find acceptable?"

@David-fw4ly

3 жыл бұрын

Unless you are a rich man. At 40 y/o I have an easier time dating 20 y/o women than when I was 20. Dating is so easy if you’re rich, like shooting fish in a barrel.

@swimfan752

2 жыл бұрын

Damn that’s too real

@swimfan752

2 жыл бұрын

@@David-fw4ly 😂 you’re capping

@David-fw4ly

2 жыл бұрын

@@swimfan752 Thank you. I'm glad you took my reality for such a long shot you thought I was lying. You must be young, how old are you? Do you not believe that rich older men can attract young prettier women? Just level yourself up and you'd be surprised at how much easier it is when you are high value.

@elisam.o9391

2 жыл бұрын

@@David-fw4ly yeah but it’s not real, staying in your age range optimizes ur chances of finding real love. 20 year old women are just looking for money, fun, and attention. But kudos to you! Just keep rotating them as they age out 🤣 - a 26 yr old woman

I'm remarried. That stretch after my divorce was awful. So many crazy women (and men I guess) out there. It's too much work. I have one bit of advice. Marry someone who is innately kind and generous.

@ladybluelotus

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly! That's the biggest factor. You can work with and get through the rest of life's challenges just a little easier with a kind spouse. But an a*hole makes everything more difficult.

@bismuthcrystal9658

4 жыл бұрын

Where is the kind and generous humans warehouse please?

@sinbad9849

4 жыл бұрын

Great advice. Key word here is "innately". Everyone can be kind, and everyone can be an asshole.

@mr.pritchard67

4 жыл бұрын

Find someone who you can truly be yourself with. Someone you can be absolutely honest with and have unrivaled integrity. Hiding who you truly are leads to failure.

@wronggg

4 жыл бұрын

I have a much better piece of advice: Only marry someone phenomenally wealthy.

It’s not that all the good people are gone, it’s just that people’s true colors are more apparent with age.

@carrrexx7190

4 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed, that says a lot about my hermit like existence. 😃

@samcha9448

4 жыл бұрын

It’s always such a nice surprise to find genuinely caring and honest people. Fortunately, there are quite a few of them out there.

@Ciclopea2

4 жыл бұрын

@@samcha9448 they are outnumbered by narcissists claiming their souls.

@Flagrant_Violations

4 жыл бұрын

A lot of good, intelligent people aren’t exactly extroverts by nature regardless and some of the most intelligent due to the way they have to live their lives literally practically don’t date.

@DeadlyDeadlyBeees

4 жыл бұрын

Also though with age comes more life experience, which often means more baggage. People start to get worn out

That awkward cut to a female in the crowd after he talks about a mean lesbian

@carrrexx7190

4 жыл бұрын

Sterotypicaly random 😂

@aw2584

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao literally just thought of the same key and peele skit

@ToM92MoT

4 жыл бұрын

@Jeff B Lol I thought about that sketch too

@googoomu22

4 жыл бұрын

and then the dark haired men when he mentioned "the jews"?!

@yoooyoyooo

4 жыл бұрын

I was listening to the clip the second time and right at the time he got that part I read your comment. Felt like it was my destiny as if I was at the right place at the right time.

This routine made me reinstall tinder. I have a new-found sense of urgency.

@thabesttheris

4 жыл бұрын

Not the place buddy

@joalvarez6252

4 жыл бұрын

If you build it! They will come!

@Smullet90

4 жыл бұрын

It's been a month, have you found "the one" on tinder?

@boogiebw0y

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah this ain't it chief

@joalvarez6252

4 жыл бұрын

I think I speak for all these swinging richards on this! Tinder is for quick hookups bro! Nothing serious! You may hit a 3.5! But with the right dim lights... she becomes a 5! Jus saying keep your standards low and the ladies will come! #porkfest!

I just became 36 and single... I've been single but only recently became 36.

@OctoganicAngel

4 жыл бұрын

I’m about to turn 36. High five bro.

@kibetronoh2376

4 жыл бұрын

@@OctoganicAngel you and Joe should change other's relationship status.

@JoeCnNd

4 жыл бұрын

I can tell you it's all down hill from there. I've been it a week so far so I'm pretty experienced.

@OctoganicAngel

4 жыл бұрын

@@JoeCnNd Thanks for the heads up. I was gonna have a birthday party but maybe I'll just skip it and take up alcoholism right now.

@JoeCnNd

4 жыл бұрын

@@OctoganicAngel I have beer. You can join me if you can accept that i sit around in my underwear all day. Dont change me and i wont change you.

Half expected him to start the set with “Alright Alright Alright”.

@carrrexx7190

4 жыл бұрын

Fredo McConaughey

@jap7384

4 жыл бұрын

be a lot cooler if he did

@shydobaankween

4 жыл бұрын

Lol ok!

I’m 36 and have been single for quite some time. I must say, I enjoy it. The peace and quiet is addicting.

@ericolivier1687

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah same here.

@well.thy.one.

4 жыл бұрын

Human Being i miss it so much

@carrrexx7190

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, I've been divorced for almost 20 years and I have a diminished labido. It doesn't get any better than that! And now, for some reason, I have lots of money. 😃

@algum.cara1

4 жыл бұрын

True. I like hanging out with me

@sojournerkarunatruth4406

2 жыл бұрын

#peaceistheonlyhappiness

I'm 25 and single haha I can't wait to be alone the rest of my life 🤙🏻

@miscellaneousmedia3753

4 жыл бұрын

Same I'm 21, at some point you start to accept it, like "yes, this is my life now"

@clavididk1236

4 жыл бұрын

@@miscellaneousmedia3753 yea I'm not meeting any chicks sitting on my couch all day. But it's what I do and I like to do it. And I like to be alone. I creep chicks out 😂

@Koudey

4 жыл бұрын

Sagnik Mukherjee Just told myself this last night.

@raramcgee4982

4 жыл бұрын

Same 25 and divorced. Been with several girls sence even dated one for a year... You will find it buddy.

@jasperrester2264

4 жыл бұрын

28 yo over here

Haynes is wildly underrated, should be more famous

@Koudey

4 жыл бұрын

kggregorie More famous than Hannibal Buress.

@woozie___

4 жыл бұрын

@@Koudey you right. Loved Hannibal initially but his comedy since he blew up has just seemed lazy. I saw Andy Haynes perform with Rory Scovel like 8-9 years ago and I thought they'd both be huge by now.

It was just getting better and better! Why did it end there??? "You're a nice lady!" 😂

This set speaks to me... I'm 37,I have 3 Male roommates & one of them cut my hair recently because I was broke. 😂😂 Dating does get harder at this age and older but it's all good. I don't have any children, I've never been damaged... I mean married & I have zero felonies. So I have alot of time to spend on myself & make myself better & most importantly up my game!! 💪😎👍

@Paul-pd9uw

4 жыл бұрын

Fk me, I always thought it would get easier for guys in their late 30s.

@gamma21285

Жыл бұрын

@@Paul-pd9uw I don't know why everyone always breaks a decade like 30s into. 30s are 30s no matter age you're in. 35 is an arbitrary landmark people like to use as some indicator of change. It's not.

"Hes not a barber he just offered to do it"... my friends before I got a license lol

@787brx8

4 жыл бұрын

Do you cut your own hair?

@millennialpodcast1438

4 жыл бұрын

@@787brx8 I do..

I feel like this man wakes up in the morning angrier than me

@gondwanaman9362

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@malcolmmueller734

4 жыл бұрын

Based on your profile picture, no.

@reclaimedandrested

4 жыл бұрын

@@malcolmmueller734 you're an asshole😂😂😂

Wish they would have showed the entire stand up. Just kept getting funnier and funnier. Audience was whack though.

@haroldasraz

4 жыл бұрын

It really did

@rasarmusic1

4 жыл бұрын

Audience was fine. I don’t laugh out loud much even when something is hilarious, so they were cool to me. Agreed that it got better. There’s other clips.

@preddyshite6342

4 жыл бұрын

Audience member gets heart attack laughing Comments section: What a whack audience, nobody died

@nepadron

4 жыл бұрын

@@PolarisAb You really overthink these short clips.

@elijahgavin6706

4 жыл бұрын

PIZZA shooters shoot

he had me at new opponents...😂😭

“You’re a nice lady”, and she dries! - this part killed me

“Fucks like a Christian quarterback”!!😓🤣🤣

@lindaclark5911

4 жыл бұрын

Felicia Kelley comes quickly standing. No f😍🌽🍒🍑s given. Hj's&bj's. Keep running db.

This guy is me in 8 years. This is my future.

@troytullis513

4 жыл бұрын

I hope you find the right person good luck on your journey.

@yoooyoyooo

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah we could all be him he didn't leave the address of the shelter that didn't give him the dog.

@DoctorSess

4 жыл бұрын

M. Lewis I only have six left...

@Bulzack-wr1ii

3 жыл бұрын

KZread AMS he's advice will change your life

@millsykooksy4863

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Sorry I'm in my mid thirties and old enough to see how miserable a lot of married people are. Just imagine being stuck in an unhappy marriage. I'll take being single ANY day.

@algum.cara1

4 жыл бұрын

Single 4 life crew rise up

@2126Eliza

4 жыл бұрын

rockn roll They're afraid of ending up like this guy. But I've been unhappily married. It's definitely worse

@pea6

4 жыл бұрын

That would suck. My first marriage was like that. Twelve years sober.

@Parialated

4 жыл бұрын

Not any day... Most days yes, not any day though... Its hard

@jumb0shr1mp6

4 жыл бұрын

Yea I'd rather be single .

Why is youtube all of a sudden recommending me comedians that are actually funny? Must be coz I'm 27 and single...

@JhonnyBoi

4 жыл бұрын

- Banana - lmao same 😪

@8xnnr

4 жыл бұрын

I'm 27 too and this guy randomly appears

@conorm2524

4 жыл бұрын

The algorithm must include comments I've written now. I should stop commenting.

@jasonlove1380

4 жыл бұрын

Even if you find yourself being 30 and still single. I highly recommend you continue to date women in the sweet spot. 23-27. Dating in your 20’s is already a nightmare, but It’s a walk in the park to compared to Dating in your 30’s.

@MoonAlongMyHead

4 жыл бұрын

Seems pretty rough out there, maybe KZread it’s trying to prepare you for the imminent o.o Go out and date now Banana 🍌!

This is what Drew Brees is doing during his injury

@poopiepantsmcgee456

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@CptJumper

4 жыл бұрын

😅

@darrylthompson7509

4 жыл бұрын

Facts. Mans funny too.👍😂

I enjoy being single... Too many broken people in this world. You gotta protect your smiles and cries

@vik8860

4 жыл бұрын

get married and do it fast.

@gurusmurf5921

4 жыл бұрын

@@vik8860 and when he gets divorced in a couple of years he can wonder why getting married for the sake of being married didn't work out for him. It will be a real puzzler.

@amberl.8245

4 жыл бұрын

I speak for all the women ready to find a husband when I say ignore vik 88.

@HailedAsAMessiah

4 жыл бұрын

@@amberl.8245 much love if youre a positive sister. Its just very necessary to use discernment when dealing with folks. You still have to be open to good people tho

@HailedAsAMessiah

4 жыл бұрын

That was what I was getting at... With the post

Looks like Seth Myers’ brother who was raised by the dad’s secret family. Funny dude

“Australians drink a lot. They turn a Tuesday into Coachella”

@rebelduck9077

4 жыл бұрын

Stacy Steele Wisconsin...

@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in Mexican*

@micahbenally5139

4 жыл бұрын

The only time I ever drank with some Australians I ended up getting into a fight with one of them and went to work 3 hours later. The party ended at 3 am and I went to work at six. Never again

@StrikerEureka85

4 жыл бұрын

australians have nothing on norwegians. i drank with norwegians once and i swear i had a whole week hangover.

@Jdsteele96

3 жыл бұрын

Where do I find these people? At this point, I will do do what I must to be accepted as one of them. 😐

I'm 40 and never been married. Relatable AF.

@blaydes4612

4 жыл бұрын

Its the bald spot

One of the funniest stand ups I've ever seen. Furthermore, I'm older than this guy, single and loving it... Been this way for some years now... I feel for him though because it seems like he's genuine😂

Some people just aren't cut out for the single life.

Started off kind of slow, but then started landing hard punches with these jokes. I need more. Lol 😂🤣

More of this guy, whoever he is.

@nepadron

4 жыл бұрын

his name is in the title! are people blind, or just illiterate?

@AnotherComputer

4 жыл бұрын

@@zombiemachinery4868 I bet you're Australian.

@zombiemachinery4868

4 жыл бұрын

@@AnotherComputer LOL! Nope.

@glennbarrera8353

4 жыл бұрын

Just press the button

To be fair a lot of people have a miserable dating experience in their teens and 20s as well. Lots of people get divorced which is extremely painful and unpleasant in most cases. I am 37 (male) and I have never been married, don't have kids, and sure I get lonely a lot, but I've always said it's better to be alone than to be with someone that hurts you or you just don't vibe with. Life on this planet can be extremely lonely, at whatever age there is out there.

.... "She was really really mean to me" Hands down my favorite part 😂😂

Ok I’ve checked and now he has two adopted dogs and a cute comedian fiancée. It all went well 😌

@penseagrandegrandeseancole7974

Жыл бұрын

Yay!!!

@blake3847

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for doing the leg work!

Legend! Best comedian on earth. I would pay good money to see this full set.

This dude is seriously funny! He has actual jokes and punchlines

He looks like he could be on a dollar bill. He's got founding father kind of vibe. Very WASPy :P

@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea

4 жыл бұрын

Marcin Trelkovski Founding father 🤣

@algum.cara1

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao that's stereotypical af but so true LOL

Find someone with the same life goals. And be kind to each other.

Man, this guy's FUNNY. Gave me a few good laughs and idk know his name! Hope he does more stuff, I'll totally watch

@gbird5000

4 жыл бұрын

John Nazario Andy Haynes is his name

@nepadron

4 жыл бұрын

HIS NAME IS IN THE TITLE

@jamesmcinnis208

4 жыл бұрын

@@nepadron that was too much work for John

This guy is hilarious! His jokes and timing are great.

Being single is the shit if you're cool. I love hanging out with me!

@Duryism

4 жыл бұрын

Glad someone said it. When you're awesome, being single feels literally like always being around an awesome person.

@DSan-kl2yc

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds sad. Like when you say your mom loves you

@MCVessels

4 жыл бұрын

@Mr. No Reply You're both right and you're both wrong, as I allays say.

@WildBillHickums

4 жыл бұрын

@@Duryism Perhaps they're delusions of grandeur, but to be honest, they get you through some hard times.

@Ruylopez778

4 жыл бұрын

@Mr. No Reply "nah bro you're just a sad, lonley loser" says the person calling others names on the internet

"You're a nice lady. Dries her right up." Hahahaha.

creating humor through real life pain...I dig it. Definitely some good stuff here.

This guys pretty funny I’d be interested to see more of his stand up

This guy has oscillating "fans".

@liamsmith7584

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

“Dating in your 30’s and 40’s is like shopping at Marshalls”

He’s the most accurate comic I’ve heard in ages!

Dude looks like a young version of the snow shovel murderer from Home Alone.

@Mrsteisag2

4 жыл бұрын

Ray Schultz that’s a deep cut right there

@paulpiatt6887

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, that’s cold 🥶

@BadBoyBobby85

4 жыл бұрын

The nice old man?

@saturnreturn4498

4 жыл бұрын

Your comment was the cherry on top after watching that set.

@simbadurio444

4 жыл бұрын

Ray Schultz lol

As someone in their mid twenties, I’ve never been so terrified in my life

He looks like Drew Brees’ less successful brother

@radiorakim

4 жыл бұрын

Women can see who is successful or not

Legit one of the funniest, most relatable sets...ever!!

My first time catching Mr. Haynes....I really liked this bit! When you can relate and somehow share/occupy the comedian/storyteller perspective it's always is good...and not easy to do...those performers that can...good things to come. For sure I will look for more. Stay High, Jim Varnier.

I’m 43 and been single for years. I’m a pretty good looking guy, pretty smart, friendly and kind, yet here I am. I struggle to find words for how bad it sucks. I spent 2 years caring for my dying dad, which caused me to fall into a major depression, which is now just as bad plus I am grieving. I wish I had the courage to put myself out there when I feel this way, because I can’t stand this loneliness much longer. This is probably my karma for screwing around so much in my 20’s lol. Truth.

@WildBillHickums

4 жыл бұрын

I think you've created a mental prison, you need to release the shackles.

@supernice_auto

4 жыл бұрын

Where do you live? Do you try to date?

@jumb0shr1mp6

4 жыл бұрын

It's time to get back out there man. It's never too late.

@dropmixforever4324

4 жыл бұрын

supernice_auto In Fort Lauderdale, FL. No, I haven’t tried. I wouldn’t be much fun and I want to, want to. But I just don’t. Maybe it will all pass eventually and I will feel the like I could be a good partner to someone. I’ve just fallen into this comfort zone where I don’t have to worry about being judged, or misunderstood. I just feel so alone all the time. It’s a difficult situation to figure out.

@dropmixforever4324

4 жыл бұрын

J T thanks man. I know. I will get better and regain my life again.

Mean lesbian runs the warehouse, yeah, that would be the standard.

@ajs7878

4 жыл бұрын

As the camera flashes to a laughing lesian

The fact that I barely smile or laugh. Especially laugh due to my depression made this priceless. I am grateful for that.

I am dying!!! Close to the end it was absolutely crushing laughter 🤣😂 🙏

this dude's freaking hilarious! some of his "twist ending" punchlines remind me a lot of Wendy Leibman, another commedian with great surprise zingers, like the endings to her jokes kidna sneak up on you

"YOU'RE A NICE LADY!" lmfao

This dude is legit. Loved his comparisons. The marshals bit, the dog, everything was on point. Love the Costco sweater.

Can write and deliver a good, smart joke w impeccable timing. Thanks man!

OMG! He's correct about the angry lesbian working an animal shelter.

"It dries her right up..." great line... but not a pick up one.

He was really funny! need more of him

Funny stuff! Good set!

Dating when you're 37 is like adopting a homeless dog

@rexflores8461

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@schmiggidy

4 жыл бұрын

I'm confused. What do you mean by "like"?

@FlamingZelda3

4 жыл бұрын

@@schmiggidy haha yeah, isn't it the exact same thing?

@schmiggidy

4 жыл бұрын

@@FlamingZelda3 Last time I reflected on it, I realized my dogs have been far more loyal and faithful to me than any other women in my life, sans those I lovingly call "Daughter" and "Mom".

@Smullet90

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, you WILL get rejected by the homeless dog.

I'll be 32 this year and still single. It hits me when sometimes I almost have no one to hang out with on the weekends, because the majority of my friends are married with kids, and they usually have plans with their own family on the weekends. And my friends who are not married yet, also usually have dates with their bf/gf. Lol

This was freaking hilarious!!! My goodness

You know what they say: marriage is the first step towards divorce

@MAMP

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahhaha

@quinnieschannel8003

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😜

The most I've L'd O L in a while, I like his dry sneak attack style. Esp since the Marshall's thing is 4 REAL 😆

"I'm undefeated."

Love this honesty

"I get grateful." Fantastic clip, gf and I laughed thru the whole thing.

I feel bad laughing 😂 😭 you can feel the misery

Trust me, it's better to be single and be at peace than be in a terrible marriage. Does not mean you should not keep finding meaningful connections with people.

I lost a little food out of my mouth laughing, this guy is worthy XD

Fantastic bit

Here’s a secret that many married women will never tell you: They regret it. Many people partner up either for validation, or out of fear of “loneliness”. Then they compromise their values, wants and needs for the sake of someone they “love”. The most married couples have that’s good is the dual incomes, and the family photos. Other than that, most marriages are filled with fussing, lack of sleep, frustration, passive aggressive behavior, resentment, sacrifice, and emotional drainage.

@MrsBee-uo2lc

4 жыл бұрын

Not in my marriage, don't know what is going on with ya"LL though...

@hgzmatt

4 жыл бұрын

But there is always compromise? Both have to compromise to an extent. The majority doesn't want to be alone.. friends are not the same. Yeah maybe those negatives are a thing but let's not forget all the good stuff, that's the reason we put up with it. And there is no magic person out there that will just make it effortless.

🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 My Kinda humour, guy hits home

Your style of comedy and delivery is excellent. I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for on the internet.

THIS GUY IS ON POINT WITH COMEDY.

This guy kind of looks a bit like Matthew McConaughey.

@MaloneMantooth

4 жыл бұрын

Dallas buyers club McConaughey.

This guy is hilarious.

too real, love it

We want more of this guy!

I've never laughed and felt so bad at the same time

This is hilarious but also low key motivational af being 29

@yeshalloween

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Mann get on that!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I want more of this guy

He's really good! Looking for more videos of him now.