Pardon our dust as we get these two new stores ready. Rental Reviews is still every Friday, but has two locations now. Mike will be heading up "Retail Reviews" every two weeks. It's basically Rental Reviews, but about video games. OH, and our Landlord, Mr. Lobo, is forcing us to share this link with you: www.cinemainsomnia.com/

@samholdsworth3957

4 жыл бұрын

Hihihi! 😍

@burritomaster6000

4 жыл бұрын

Cinemassacre it’s finneeeee bro

@adamhenry6793

4 жыл бұрын

Barnold!

@johnnyfromkaratekidsweepth2003

4 жыл бұрын

Is there going to be any monster madness for October

@encryptedknight8662

4 жыл бұрын

James, you and Mike should consider playing Ghoul Patrol, thanks for the years of entertainment.

You guys forgot to mention the best scene in the movie where Jamie Lee Curtis drops the gun and it inadvertenly kills a room full of bad guys...

@greciasoleble

4 жыл бұрын

I always laugh so hard at that scene it just so non sensical funny

@deadmetalbr

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 I'm surprised they skipped that scene, Jamie Lee looked mortified and it's hilarious!

@onslaughtray9577

4 жыл бұрын

@@deadmetalbr LOL

@onslaughtray9577

4 жыл бұрын

@malikail57 LOL

@Captain_Neckbeard

4 жыл бұрын

I liked another scene more.

Helen: "Have you ever killed anyone?" Harry: "Yeah, but they were all bad." LOL great movie

@SEANIEHSHINE

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@sheriffofrockridge9095

4 жыл бұрын

How long have you been a spy Harry ?

@oldyellerschannel4676

4 жыл бұрын

Best line ever!

@justintrites1699

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but day vere aull batd

@krinkle7695

4 жыл бұрын

I know what this is...it's a snow cone machine.....a water heater?

Holy shit! Mister Lobo is one hell of an actor. His performance is impeccable.

@DJMangoh

4 жыл бұрын

That actor was dripping with charisma. Good lord.

@jojoface4940

4 жыл бұрын

Worst acting ever

@TheGauges420

4 жыл бұрын

@@DJMangoh good landlord**

@truthfulrobot9295

4 жыл бұрын

It is....hes got talent.

@MisterLobo

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you @Jonathan Regulo

We aren’t gonna talk about the Jamie Lee Curtis dance scene? Or did I miss it?

@glocknineteen9190

4 жыл бұрын

nick Broughton *I WAS TWELVE WHEN I SAW THIS AND THAT JAMIE LEE CURTIS SCENE TURNED ME INTO A MAN .*

By day Macaulay Culkin runs the mom and pop section of cinemassacre and by night he sleeps in the red letter media building

@alexsilva28

4 жыл бұрын

I can imagine him closing the shop, getting in his pick up and driving each night to the RLM building to finally cuddle with Rich Evans

@kashourikatsu2543

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Arbiter099

4 жыл бұрын

He takes rides back and forth in the creepy free candy van Mike is borrowing from Mister Plinkett

@GamerGuysReviews

4 жыл бұрын

@Zero Cool I can see James appearing on RLM, but not the other guys.

@MartKencuda

4 жыл бұрын

McCulkin**

Macaulay Culkin has become the running gag of Cinemassacre, and I love it.

@Airjet2582

4 жыл бұрын

and Red Letter Media

@Uzur9

4 жыл бұрын

​@@Airjet2582 Tums festival

@dunxy

4 жыл бұрын

Much love for Macaulay, hes copped it very hard from media over the years, its great to see him more of a casual environment like when he guest stars with these guys.We are pretty well the same age and i could be a stunt double for him!

@spunkyspaz

4 жыл бұрын

@@Airjet2582 I have no idea what red letter media is and I just googled it.

@CarlosHernandez-rl2wg

4 жыл бұрын

Great to see him continuing to do things like this. One of my childhood heroes.

I wish their was an actual Cinemassacre rental store I could go to and rent movies.

@alienboy1322

4 жыл бұрын

If only.

@Tony_3xl

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes!

@greenmetalbox1719

4 жыл бұрын

I'd make the 2 hour trip every weekend.

@thetruth45678

4 жыл бұрын

This has franchise potential. Hrm... Let me go get my money, so James can take it. We need this business popping up from coast to coast.

@ljacota

4 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Brammer Nice.

The Jamie Lee Curtis strip scene made me a man at age 7....

@jonathancurran6851

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha Yeah I bet (Nes Manga)

@justice4049

4 жыл бұрын

The FLICK Pick so you picked a man to make you a man?

@glocknineteen9190

4 жыл бұрын

THE FLICK PICK *YOU AND ME BOTH .* *I THINK I WAS TWELVE YEARS OLD AND I KNEW THAT I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE . I FELT LIKE I WAS GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER BECAUSE WATCHING A RATED R FILM AT THE AGE OF TWELVE WAS A VERY BIG DEAL . AFTERWARDS , I BRAGGED ABOUT IT AS IF I JUST GOT A NEW PAIR OF AIR JORDANS . AND ON TOP OF THAT , IT WAS A REALLY GOOD MOVIE .*

@titsonaboar5654

4 жыл бұрын

You must like hermaphrodites

@tylersmith9868

4 жыл бұрын

You're still not a man

"Oh no, we're super unemployed" 😅

@KuroNoTenno

4 жыл бұрын

Hit me right in the feels.

@Lgs260495

4 жыл бұрын

Too true for me.

@Tyler_Cooke

3 ай бұрын

​@@Lgs260495me too! It's okay - we know stuff about movies and video games and stuff

yall missed the funniest line! harry have you killed people? yes but they were all bad ;)

@TyMarshall007

4 жыл бұрын

that was funny

@jekblom123

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it...

@87dramarama

3 жыл бұрын

no the best line was I married Rambo

The true lies videogame on SNES was published by LJN and somehow isn't actually all that bad

@journeyman1218

4 жыл бұрын

Truth. It's pretty good tbh.

@jcook899

4 жыл бұрын

Remember enjoying it too

@tarlx902

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, now I'm afraid to replay it, because I have good memories.

@gringeroffiziell759

4 жыл бұрын

Mega drive/Genesis version is uncensored

@ForceMaximus84

4 жыл бұрын

So, it’s not shit?

“The vette gets em wet!” Bill Paxton was awesome as the sleazy car salesman. Great movie that’s very underrated.

@Invidente7

4 жыл бұрын

God rests his soul

@Logan912

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanmalin He died in 2017 from a stroke.

@SeriusChevy

4 жыл бұрын

Dammit I didn't know he died. I loved that guy

@sinformant

4 жыл бұрын

Very good actor

@cody8804

4 жыл бұрын

And when he goes from acting like a tough spy to a sissy 🤣. “I don’t want to see your face! Please!”

what if true lies was a prequel to jingle all the way

@waterking74

4 жыл бұрын

If it was Arnold should stealth kill that bastard neighbor that was trying to pork his wife 😤

@Enclavefakesoldier

4 жыл бұрын

that would explain a few things.

@iggyeo6458

4 жыл бұрын

@@waterking74 you stop that.

@jaybrooks1098

4 жыл бұрын

Turboman!

@waterking74

4 жыл бұрын

iGGy eo can’t stop won’t stop

I haven't even finished watching this and I already love Mr. Lobo. He's such a cartoon villian jerk.

True Lies is actually a pretty good game on the SNES and Genesis.

I shit you not I actually had an ex that took the ice cube trays with her when she moved out. They came with the apartment when we moved in. As soon as I open up the freezer and saw it all I could think was “How did I become Tom Arnold in True Lies?!?” And started laughing again. I feel like he wrote that line for future me. Thanks man.

@GusFogle

4 жыл бұрын

That line is a reference to Tom Arnold's real life split with Roseanne. Reportedly, she actually took the ice trays from the freezer when they split.

@damienmb2365

4 жыл бұрын

Tom Arnold taught me how to become a bush.

@unfortunatebeam

4 жыл бұрын

Well grow some balls and get the ice cube tray back from the bitch

I got to meet Arnold Schwarzenegger when I wad a kid. I'm originally from Marathon Key. The Key's are pretty small islands so when a big production like True Lies came to town it was a big deal. The bridge scene with the Harrier Jet was filmed in my town. My child brain was blown to smithereens.

@dbv9134

4 жыл бұрын

What was he like?

@vizn9118

4 жыл бұрын

You gonna tell us you met Arnold, then not even tell the story of how you met him? Man, you trollin!

"Tony the driver gets shot... most likely through the eyeball." Lmao

Everyone needs to see this movie. It's top 3 for me for sure. And I've never met ANYONE who didn't love it. It really has something for everyone. The humor still holds up really well, the action and set pieces are great, and the scene with Helen spilling her heart out in the interrogation room still gets me teary eyed because it's something we can all relate to - everyone wants their life to be exciting while we're still young but we grow old so fast.

The Bill Paxton scenes are the best lol

@journeyman1218

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. That whole plot was incredible and really funny.

Nice to see that "The Mac" is running the Mom and Pop store, casually, while his girlfriend is stuck in some kind of Philadelphia Twin Peaks nightmare with Tony 😅

This movie paired with Demolition Man the year before were the peak of the classic action movies. You'll get no argument from me on that. Both movies are exciting, funny, entertaining and bad ass. I feel Demolition Man has reached that cult classic status but True Lies is somewhat overlooked in action movies and in Arnold's filmography and that is a damn shame.

@nothingforyouhere418

4 жыл бұрын

Demolition man ftw

@robvelor

4 жыл бұрын

Interesting because my friends definitely remember True Lies more than Demolition Man.

@DarthHater100

3 жыл бұрын

No way. 1987 was the peak of classic action movies...Predator, Robocop, Die Hard, Running Man, Lethal Weapon, Bloodsport and so on.

@baybydilly742

2 жыл бұрын

@@DarthHater100 Pair those movies with Aliens from the year before, honeylamb.

Jaime Lee Curtis ,"I married Rambo,". That was pretty funny.

I hope they review "Small Soldiers" next. It's like Toy Story, but manly.. It's pretty underrated movie and deserves more attention for people in this generation..

@generalgrevious815

4 жыл бұрын

I loved small soldier.

@oliverkloshophdndrecords50

4 жыл бұрын

Coulda swore they already did...

@Survivor-cp7gc

4 жыл бұрын

I watched that movie on repeat when I was a kid it was such good shit

@mandodiaz7647

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly Small Soldiers was the child's play reboot before wifi

@Zim85

4 жыл бұрын

Loved the movie AND the PS1 game.

Not gonna lie, that Log action figure looked pretty sweet. Oh yeah, True lies is a great action film.

Over the top violence, sick location settings, side stories, charismatic characters, great cgi and comedy and this action films has “Die-Hard” holiday feel to it. Perfectly captures mid 90s. One of the best of the decade.

“...I’ve ALWAYS......hated this store” Mr. Lobo replied before staring into the collective soul of the cinemassacre audience.

Love seeing Mr Lobo (of Cinema Insomnia) in this video, and Macaulay Culkin!

@MisterLobo

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you.

James Cameron did terminator, Aliens, True Lies and Titanic all featuring Bill Paxton off the top of my head. But yeah he seemed to enjoy the great Paxton RIP

In the Theater when the Aziz hangs on the missle EVERYONE SCREAMED: SHOOT THE MISSLE!!!

I feel like this is a setup for the most epic Halloween shows.

@JadedJester739

4 жыл бұрын

Sucks that didn't happen. But after rewatching there is def an over arching story like BoardJames going on here

That Jamie Lee Curtis dancing scene - am I right fellas? lol

@deadmetalbr

4 жыл бұрын

Peak Jamie Lee, there.

@HelgaCavoli

4 жыл бұрын

Her fall was a mistake and Arnold's reaction genuine, so the whole scene is super cool.

@mreece4407

4 жыл бұрын

My childhood says YES!

@206beastman

4 жыл бұрын

Half thong half granny panties

@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely right. Gotdam.

I love the scene with Bill Paxton aka Simon when he's taking Arnold on the test drive, "let's face it Harry, the Vette, gets em wet"!!!

@kenrickeason

4 жыл бұрын

And he's not lying! Damn it Bill! You should of been a rapper! I would of bought that album quick.. R.I.P mane..

@jasonshannon8708

4 жыл бұрын

...make you wanna beg for buttermilk...

@jwprimetime9795

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Shannon omg I forgot that part of the line! God I gotta watch this movie again!!

Can we all just stop and talk about how the phrase "ass like a 10 year old boy" was used as a compliment by Bill Paxton's character

@krinkle7695

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought that was an odd line lol

@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself

4 жыл бұрын

Really amped up the creep factor.

@marcuswalls9701

4 жыл бұрын

I never understood that line lol

@adgato75

4 жыл бұрын

@@marcuswalls9701 It means she has a tight muscular ass. It isn't hard to understand , just creepy.

I watched this movie when i was like 8 or 9, and THAT Jamie Lee Curtis Scene, along with Salma Hayek from "From Dusk Till Dawn" turned me into a man.

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny because I'm not a massive Salma Hayek fan now but at the time when From Dusk Till Dawn was out I was full of want for her!

@Pusfilth

4 жыл бұрын

Into a mouse*

Just let me say that Mr. Lobo is a really good actor.

@MisterLobo

4 жыл бұрын

Too kind. It was an honor to perform with these talented gentlemen.

@MisterLobo

4 жыл бұрын

@Bob Jones I just talk loud...

Mr Lobo with the professional acting chops. Very campy and awesome. Great video guys.

@jojoface4940

4 жыл бұрын

Professional acting??? Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

@m00k61

4 жыл бұрын

@@jojoface4940 lolo forgot to add the /s

@johnnybensonitis7853

4 жыл бұрын

Right?! That guy was fantastic!!

@BestowTV

4 жыл бұрын

@Mark Lee No complaints here.

@MisterLobo

4 жыл бұрын

@@BestowTV make that two of us.

The Moment Mike enters the store, immediately thinking, "I'm not even supposed to be here today".

That landlord guy is a really good actor!

@TooFurious4

4 жыл бұрын

That's cause he's been doing the Mr. Lobo character for 20 years.

@moondude24

4 жыл бұрын

Fast2Furious4 and him and James both were in the plan 9 remake.

@MisterLobo

4 жыл бұрын

@arcticridge Thank you. @Star Wolf you are correct.

@CenturianEagle

4 жыл бұрын

Mister Lobo 👍 funny as hell in this video !

@MisterLobo

4 жыл бұрын

@@CenturianEagle thanks

My family was vacationing in Sun Valley Idaho when they were filming this and we met Arnold S, and saw Jaimie Lee Curtis ice skating at the skating rink. I was 12 and it was awesome!

@duitoad

4 жыл бұрын

Actually I think I was 11

@Jose_Pointero

4 жыл бұрын

@Johnny Flannigan I thought it was neat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@ConstantineFurman

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jose_Pointero Ditto. Thank you for sharing, Duitoad

@duitoad

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks. It was cool.

Oh my god, Mr. Lobo's performance is incredible.

@themoviedealers

4 жыл бұрын

THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ARE FANTASTIC

@KnuckleHunkybuck

4 жыл бұрын

He's like a barely-toned-down version of a character in a John Waters movie.

This had me laughing throughout. Best story tie-in for a Rental Review, best acting and screenplay with that intro, and, for me, the best Arnold movie ever.

Theres the part where Arnold is doing the death stare into binoculars and the glass breaks!😄

The Landlord is the Lex Luthor of the Cinemassacre Universe.

@MisterLobo

4 жыл бұрын

It would seem Lex Luthor is the Mr. Lobo of the DC Cinematic Universe such as it is.

@darrellcovello7917

4 жыл бұрын

He's the Indian Lex Luthor 😂

@MisterLobo

4 жыл бұрын

@@darrellcovello7917 Uh...not really.

@darrellcovello7917

4 жыл бұрын

@@MisterLobo well, good. I just dont want to see anyone get evicted.

@VERMISIMILITUDE

4 жыл бұрын

Mister Lobo Luthor wishes he was Lobo!!!!👌👌👌👌

I used to watch this movie a lot when I was a kid. My dad always noticed (and paused) the scenes where Arnold gets a stunt double, the ski scene, the horse chase, the rescue of in the bridge and so on. Also, when the partner gets cover from a gunfight with the lampost and the scene where he kicks the rifle from the floor and picks it. An awesome movie!

Holy shit, it's Mr. Lobo from Cinema Insomnia! That's a trip.

@MisterLobo

4 жыл бұрын

Greetings, CInsomniac!

"Would a spy piss himself?" Ha! Bill Paxton was great in this movie. Hell he was great in all his movies.

@ojtheviking

4 жыл бұрын

This and "Aliens" are his best douchebag-but-secretly-a-coward roles ever.

"Ugh, Gymnastics... That just made the list" Lol! Great ending!

@benmalsky9834

4 жыл бұрын

That's not true! That's not a reason why The Lost World should be hated. Why do you people complain about this that shouldn't be picked on?!

@natedavis3943

4 жыл бұрын

Its a joke dude. Lighten the fuck up!

@benmalsky9834

4 жыл бұрын

@@natedavis3943 Some jokes I like, others I do not, especially if there's negativity. I hate negativity, especially with movies and games that I like.

@natedavis3943

4 жыл бұрын

You can't hate negativity because your the one being negative. Its a joke. Besides everyone knows JP3 is the bad one. Terrible ending.

@benmalsky9834

4 жыл бұрын

Nate Davis Sorry, I try not to be the negative one.

One of my favorites movies of all time. And there were talks of a True Lies 2 but never happen. This and Terminator 2: Judgment Day are my 2 favorites James Cameron films. And Arnold films.

That's awesome that y'all are still hanging with Macaulay Culkin

Excellent show! You guys put out some serious gold!! Your writing and acting is better than half of shows currently out there.

Its amazing how much knowledge about movies that chewbacca really has.. glad that hes lasted on the show for this long

@darrellcovello7917

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's really articulate for a Wookie. 😆

@brianmetcalf2440

4 жыл бұрын

Kierbacca

Love this movie. One of my favorites as a kid. And not just because of boobs.

@Fedekpc

4 жыл бұрын

And the sega genesis didn't suck :P

@jhoughjr1

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fedekpc did coompared to snes. But it had some great exclusives as well.

@wstine79

4 жыл бұрын

Jamie Lee Curtis fighting Tia Carrera in a limo was awesome.

@AltimaNEO

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah she had some great legs too

@WhalesWilly

4 жыл бұрын

Hey those were two amazing reasons to love the film

Another great review and video. Would love to hear you guys talk about some Nic Cage movies like Con-Air, Face/Off, The Rock, etc.

Simpler times back then. Not when the film came out but 2019.

Jamie Lee Curtis really helped me through puberty 😂

@m.h.9062

4 жыл бұрын

Now she helps us all make sure we have enough fiber in our yogurt.

@e69alpha

4 жыл бұрын

@@m.h.9062 I'll put my yogurt on her fiber

@anthonycerulli5524

4 жыл бұрын

As did Tia carrere

@eduardopazhurtado3882

4 жыл бұрын

They barely mentioned the striptease scene in the movie. It’s probably the best one ever made.

@TheSlashTraxNetwork

4 жыл бұрын

yea, its so sad that my son has to grow up in a world where he can just get online for whatever he wants and not have to sneak vhs tapes and playboys........ :( (he probably won't be complaining but by god in the 80's and 90's we worked hard for our nip slip vhs pause screens and hiding spots for playboys!)

My favorite part is the Jamie Lee Curtis scene!

@takehirolol5962

4 жыл бұрын

@Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover It was the one of the best scenes ever!

@brandonellis8111

4 жыл бұрын

You're in good company bud

@gregorycook5305

4 жыл бұрын

Jaime Lee Curtis has always been beautiful.

@DarthVader-1701

4 жыл бұрын

KZread Trading Places, thank me later.

@skylx0812

4 жыл бұрын

Can't go wrong with a Sade song. Even if Simon Pegg threw her album at zombies in Shawn of the Dead.

I wish they would have talked about the strip scene. She asked for full control over that scene and nailed it. Everyone on set didn’t know what she had planned and were blown away!

@hardcoreking52

10 ай бұрын

That was her lingerie she used.

I love this Mr Lobo character. The guy who plays him has wicked delivery. I hope to see more of him! Also I was so not expecting world building in a rental review video. It's awesome!

I literally laughed my ass off with that intro 🤣🤣🤣 Mike Matei's empty store ❤️

People may disagree bit for me True Lies is James Cameron's best film.

@pizzatime7433

4 жыл бұрын

I agree with you true lies is probably camerons best film since T2 and aliens

@Christian39521

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't disagree. Is one of my favorites movies. Right there with Terminator 2: Judgment Day.

@InuYugiHakusho

4 жыл бұрын

It's definitely one of his most entertaining.

@DarthVader-1701

4 жыл бұрын

@EnriqueLovinLife Titanic was actually a pretty good movie and the best part is when Leonardo DiCrapio dies.

@MST3Killa

4 жыл бұрын

Aliens, Terminator, Terminator 2, True Lies, Abyss.

It is a remake of "La Totale" but to be honest it is way better than the original, it goes way further in action and special effects, because hey, more money..

I think the landlord in this episode is a representative for the wishes of James's wife. Love your work Cinemassacre. Please never stop.

Next, a laundromat. Reviewing clothes.

@paulmueller1520

4 жыл бұрын

Will there be denim vests?

@A_Black_Sheep94

4 жыл бұрын

I'd rather they reviewed detergents.

@Zim85

4 жыл бұрын

After that they'll open a tanning salon. Review tanning lotions.

@Godlike_Virus

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulmueller1520 Only Jim Varney can pull off a blue denim vest, even in this day and age.

@DeletedMediaYoutube

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe a seasonal H&R Block.. review taxes.

I can’t wait for the new era of Rental Reviews AND Retail Reviews! Mr. Lobo is spooky.

@thenostalgiafactor5023

4 жыл бұрын

True Lies needs a bluray release. It is a crime there isn't one.

@markwiniarski7310

4 жыл бұрын

He is an odd character.

@kurtownsj00

4 жыл бұрын

His eyebrows are out of control.

@HackTheMovies

4 жыл бұрын

ERIN IM IN A RED ROOM AND CANT LEAVE FOR 25 YEARS! PRINT OUT A PICTURE OF MY FACE AND PRETEND TO BE ME ON MIKE AND TONY TUESDAY'S!

@ErinPlays

4 жыл бұрын

HACK THE MOVIES I gotchu, fam!

I remember my cousins wife posted a pic of him watching True Lies. She always wondered why he loved that movie, then she saw Jamie Lee Curtis. "Now I know why he watches this so much"

"best Schwarzenegger faces" I mean Kindergarten Cop gives stiff competition on that.

@CaveyMoth

4 жыл бұрын

Commando, Total Recall, and The Running Man have entered the chat.

True Lies still has one of my favorite movie lines ever: Arnold: "Ha Ha! Those edios!" (idiots)

@psychochicken9535

4 жыл бұрын

"Yeah, but they were all bad."

@j.t.thomas1859

4 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME THE GODDAMN PAGE!!!

@manpower386ify

4 жыл бұрын

Stop cheering me up!

@j.t.thomas1859

4 жыл бұрын

@@manpower386ify What kind of sick bitch takes the ice trays from the freezer???

@psychochicken9535

4 жыл бұрын

"Battery Aziz!" "Then get another one!"

Tony in the red room was the best thing ever. Twin Peaks is so underrated

@ToHoldNothing

4 жыл бұрын

I roughly got that reference, never even watched the show, but that Eagle Island plushie made me lol

@eins2001

4 жыл бұрын

You hear that Diane? They like us.

@tysonhatch

4 жыл бұрын

Just visited the "Double R diner" today. They have a lot of memorabilia on the walls. Great place!

Tom Arnold is great in this. Everytime I hear him say, "the guy is a goddamn used car salesman" I can't help but laugh.

Kieran at 9:49: "This place is disgusting!...". Me: "Why do you think there's an 'UNDER CONSTRUCTION!' sign in front of the place?...".

Love the 80's intro James.

@darrellcovello7917

4 жыл бұрын

You gotta see the Halloween episodes, the intros for them are amazing

Love true lies, the bridge scene is still awesome to this day

@MrVenom973

4 жыл бұрын

@@SniffHeinkel hmm no i didnt, how so?

@rharms_

4 жыл бұрын

how bout the whole movie, they dont shoot actionscenes like this anymore

@atomcraft4067

4 жыл бұрын

She refused to use a body double and the coolest part was that she did the scene on her birthday.

@ATSaale

4 жыл бұрын

Da bridge iz auuut!

Tia Carrere was gorgeous in True Lies. (Also refuse to say she died out also, since she could easily escape via the sunroof)

@6ch6ris6

4 жыл бұрын

so freaking hot

@CaveyMoth

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe she got rescued by the pelican that caused that one van to fall off the bridge.

Do the 1989 sci-fi action movie Cyborg starring Jean Claude Van Damme. It's full of campy goodness.

@mackinshizzaveli4202

4 жыл бұрын

Cinemax owes Van Damme millions as much as they showed that movie when I was a kid

@nothingforyouhere418

4 жыл бұрын

ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ ᖴᗴᒪᒪᗩ, sir, do you realize how font you were goin’ back there?

The Lobo is the weapon from WWZ (the book - not that train wreck of a film). Sorry, couldn't wait till the end of the video to comment.

That intro was amazing! Mr. Lobo has a great B-movie villain voice and laugh. I hope he makes more appearances in future episodes. Excited for the new show with Mike and the new sets.

This is probably the best acting I’ve seen in these videos. That Mr Lobo sets the tone and makes you three engage and be more natural.

True Lies is such a great classic film from a time long past when Arnold was on top of the world and kick ass action movies ruled the box office. Another great review, awesome work as always James and Cinemassacre team!

@brandonellis8111

4 жыл бұрын

Great movie. Seen it at the theater when I was 8

Jeez how much footage did you guys get with Mack Culkin?

@kevinr.3542

4 жыл бұрын

That was clearly unused footage from a previous installment. They Princess Leia 'd him!

I don't know why, but I really want you guys to review Coneheads (1993).

@rharms_

4 жыл бұрын

I know why, cause they quickly mentioned it

@three_dog

4 жыл бұрын

may i have 57 words with you?

@RobbieSuede13

4 жыл бұрын

1993

@jss302

4 жыл бұрын

yes!!

@ed_ward6869

4 жыл бұрын

@@RobbieSuede13 thanks

Christ, the beginning! I just kept skipping 20-60 seconds at a time and it never seemed to end!

I really enjoyed the jazz flute interlude you had going on in the background.

Tom Arnold's finest work, apart from The Stupids (which you should also review)

@gabrielhersey5546

4 жыл бұрын

Dan Pantzig! The stupids is amazing

@ColeslawVariant

4 жыл бұрын

He's his own grampa.

@brianturnbough4955

4 жыл бұрын

Praise the Lloyd.

@MST3Killa

4 жыл бұрын

I like when he gets kicked in the balls.

“IM NAVEL LINT!” Didn’t know what he said for years

@charlescoe226

4 жыл бұрын

I used to think it was something similar to being impotent lol

@SolidMikeP

4 жыл бұрын

Charles Coe exactly

The Jamie Lee Curtis dance always makes me blush.😁 Saw this movie when I was 12 and i was already liking girls. She was my hand crush. 😄😄

4 жыл бұрын

Hand crush 😂 Not gonna lie, I nearly pissed myself laughing at that so many thanks for brightening a crap day for me 😄

I don't know why it took me so long to realize this but, these reviews are so much more fun to watch right after you watch the movie they're discussing!

That was great acting by Mr Lobo at the start there. Also definitely one of the best Arnold movies. So many Arnold movies that still hold up so well today and are better than most action movies.

I about pissed myself when Tom Arnold shot at Bill Paxtons feet in True Lies LOL 😆

@harley1605kmk

4 жыл бұрын

"Get lost dipshit!" Lmao

Thank God for rental reviews. I am really exited that you guys are going to have more reviews of great stuff from "the good old days" of the 80s/90s.

One of the best films from my youth. I remember being so excited to buy it for my Dad at Christmas.

Oh my god! The store Mike got put in looks exactly like the VIdeo Game store I worked in back in 96 as a teenager. Well that brought back some memories!

Bill Paxton was also in Commando.

@Ribby00

4 жыл бұрын

We lost em, sir!

@aaronwood8110

4 жыл бұрын

also in the Terminator

@violentken5914

4 жыл бұрын

@@aaronwood8110 I think they mentioned that

@d25615

4 жыл бұрын

@@violentken5914 they didn't mention Commando

@d25615

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ribby00 Yes, awesome

I agree with what The Angry Video Game Nerd said at 18:02-18:14. Even as a kid, I saw that stare on Arnold Schwarzenegger's face & I thought to myself "Oh, no!... ".

James: you forgot the last scene, where Bill Paxton is a waitress and both Arnold and Jamie are dancing tango!... Funny until the end!

Is it me or does Tony kind of looks like John Belushi?

@ojtheviking

4 жыл бұрын

Now that you mention it, I can definitely see it. But yeah, more "kind of" than a spitting image.

@snusemcgoose1001

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus Rodriguez lol they’ve mentioned it before on rental reviews I think Tony even comments on it if I recall correctly lol

@HackTheMovies

4 жыл бұрын

I will never not look like him

@JesusRodriguez-ib8hn

4 жыл бұрын

@@HackTheMovies Holy Shiitake! It's YOU! WOW! I've never had a KZread Celebrity mssg me, but yeah you do kinda look like John

@HackTheMovies

4 жыл бұрын

@@JesusRodriguez-ib8hn I'm not KZread celeb yet. I'm KZread celeb adjacent

You guys need to do Cobra with Sly, "Your a disease....and im the cure."

@violentken5914

4 жыл бұрын

That movie takes cheese to the very limit before actually being bad

@HelgaCavoli

4 жыл бұрын

Movies are lost now, they lost all that coolness factor (with extra cheese) from the 80-90's.

@shermansherman3630

4 жыл бұрын

I like when the mad bomber threatens to blow up the supermarket and Stallone replies with “Go ahead, I don’t shop here.”

@shermansherman3630

4 жыл бұрын

That reply perfectly describes “Cobra” haha

@stonedmason6186

4 жыл бұрын

@@jazzwebster9851 well played grammar police, well played.(Golf clap) Lol

"Hey! Hey! Look at me, This is your fucking store asshole!" My favorite line. Laughed out loud for a solid minute. Looking forward to the new room and organization :) My OCD goes nuts looking at the games and wants to organize everything into their own sections with proper system displays. lol

So in order of greatness. T2 True Lies Last Action Hero Thank you Arnold for all the great flicks. Wouldn't be the same without you.