True Facts : Carnivorous Plants

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  • @kevinn3312
    @kevinn33125 жыл бұрын

    Love how professional and unprofessional this documentary is.

  • @jakspinks7644

    @jakspinks7644

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kevin N first

  • @kenrickeason

    @kenrickeason

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's why it's perfect!! A man isn't a man when only shows nothing but his perfections while hiding his imperfections which doesn't make him relatable to the normal man..

  • @Walkeerr

    @Walkeerr

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kenrick Eason wtf did I just try to read😂😂😂

  • @also.nn_

    @also.nn_

    5 жыл бұрын

    It’s pure professionalism

  • @jeanyoungantiporda4024

    @jeanyoungantiporda4024

    5 жыл бұрын

    Roach I think you’re mistaken, dear. It seems like an 11 year old! I can’t believe it! Gather round!

  • @everetthinchberger9867
    @everetthinchberger98674 жыл бұрын

    My botany professor just sent us this link instead of class. Lockdown's great

  • @hugodesrosiers-plaisance3156

    @hugodesrosiers-plaisance3156

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is lockdown still great? Asking for a friend.

  • @everetthinchberger9867

    @everetthinchberger9867

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hugodesrosiers-plaisance3156 Anything that gives me the excuse to stay inside and play video games all day to save lives -> is great

  • @nunyabiz12345

    @nunyabiz12345

    4 жыл бұрын

    Professor of the year!

  • @CramcrumBrewbringer

    @CramcrumBrewbringer

    4 жыл бұрын

    But your English teacher isn’t doing their job... Lockdown is great***

  • @nunyabiz12345

    @nunyabiz12345

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@CramcrumBrewbringer If your english professor did their job, you'd know what a contraction is. Now go on & mind yo' bizness!

  • @JustinRed624
    @JustinRed6243 жыл бұрын

    Spider: You fool, I have mastered the art of walking through the sticky

  • @FrankCosbyNo-Relation

    @FrankCosbyNo-Relation

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's what she said

  • @jetrahchith

    @jetrahchith

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@FrankCosbyNo-Relation nice

  • @ivan0912

    @ivan0912

    Жыл бұрын

    They actually make unsticky parts of their web only they know about

  • @LtActionCam
    @LtActionCam2 жыл бұрын

    That frog literally could have landed anywhere…anywhere but there…

  • @startusler

    @startusler

    2 жыл бұрын

    Do you believe in fate or destiny ?

  • @zatzu

    @zatzu

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@startusler I believe that Larry pushed the frog there. It's no accident. It's murder!

  • @bikashbiswas6888

    @bikashbiswas6888

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zatzu Good

  • @OneGoldenCat

    @OneGoldenCat

    2 жыл бұрын

    _Flytrap slowly closes in_ Frog: "This is fine"

  • @MrZero-er2pg

    @MrZero-er2pg

    2 жыл бұрын

    The frog knew what it was doing

  • @fullmetalpsyche7755
    @fullmetalpsyche77553 жыл бұрын

    "It's a lot to take in" "That's what the pitcher plant said" *This joke is absolute gold*

  • @milankuba6977

    @milankuba6977

    3 жыл бұрын

    nah... that joke is in fact, shit... ba dum tsss :D

  • @zay_rat8942

    @zay_rat8942

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@milankuba6977 unfunny didn’t laugh

  • @Im_Marco

    @Im_Marco

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@zay_rat8942 and yet to this day no one give a f@$k

  • @zay_rat8942

    @zay_rat8942

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Im_Marco if you’re gonna insult me atleast spell right 😎

  • @jakepullman4914

    @jakepullman4914

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@zay_rat8942 atleast isn't a word.

  • @ace1diots
    @ace1diots3 жыл бұрын

    This feels like a confused immortal is explaining earth's creatures to aliens.

  • @katconley9702

    @katconley9702

    3 жыл бұрын

    And Jerry is his not-so-smart human sidekick

  • @roganrochon2274

    @roganrochon2274

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@katconley9702 Came before Rick & Morty but the context works perfectly

  • @njinlover

    @njinlover

    3 жыл бұрын

    And he can't take himself seriously

  • @FrankCosbyNo-Relation

    @FrankCosbyNo-Relation

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@roganrochon2274 i would love to see a Zefrank and Jerry cartoon

  • @Psychol-Snooper

    @Psychol-Snooper

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's because you're an alien.

  • @yellobanana6456
    @yellobanana64562 жыл бұрын

    "The Drosera is also called the sundæœü"

  • @citrusbitten8449

    @citrusbitten8449

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dammit, this laughed me into a headache, haha

  • @maddieeffler6362

    @maddieeffler6362

    2 жыл бұрын

    2:08 😂😂😂 I came here just for that

  • @edaswatako785

    @edaswatako785

    2 жыл бұрын

    Œ

  • @geekdivaherself

    @geekdivaherself

    Жыл бұрын

    @@citrusbitten8449 I avoided the laughter headache by punching a pillow

  • @Dzokhar

    @Dzokhar

    Ай бұрын

    I love how this isn't even wrong.

  • @nappokaikai
    @nappokaikai2 жыл бұрын

    I remember years ago I turned this on by accident cause when browsing, I remember telling myself before it started that I might as well watch it cause I knew nothing about carnivorous plants and maybe it'll be something interesting. I wish I could relive that experience of slowly realizing what this was and getting surprised, then amused, then fanatic. Thank you mr.frank

  • @weaponizedglitter69

    @weaponizedglitter69

    Жыл бұрын

    I have experienced this today. My life is already better

  • @DyspareEmbodied
    @DyspareEmbodied4 жыл бұрын

    My mom- "Eat your vegetables, sweety." Me- "Why?!" My mom- "Because if you don't...someday they will eat you."

  • @rithvikr9159

    @rithvikr9159

    4 жыл бұрын

    IM GONNA DIE ARENT I .....

  • @dozensofknives9104

    @dozensofknives9104

    3 жыл бұрын

    When I have kids im telling them this.

  • @danojohnrobert153

    @danojohnrobert153

    3 жыл бұрын

    Seriously!?

  • @evekoh5982

    @evekoh5982

    3 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @airotiv7916

    @airotiv7916

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hi-nr6bp
    @Hi-nr6bp5 жыл бұрын

    You: “dew” Zefrank, an intellectual: *”Duewr”*

  • @morypal

    @morypal

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or, "Dew" = "Jew"

  • @Luhmero

    @Luhmero

    5 жыл бұрын

    gewehr

  • @Iluvpie6

    @Iluvpie6

    5 жыл бұрын

    You>yuewr*

  • @lesleygalvin3239

    @lesleygalvin3239

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oof

  • @vincem3748

    @vincem3748

    4 жыл бұрын

    "It is, in fact, not duewr"

  • @BelmontWaltz57
    @BelmontWaltz573 жыл бұрын

    "Just be #blessed that you don't have to worry about falling into a stomach." Gets me every time

  • @victoriahoward8244
    @victoriahoward82443 жыл бұрын

    “Mixed Greens....of Horror!” I’ll never think of a salad as anything else. Ever.

  • @Msatthew
    @Msatthew4 жыл бұрын

    "It's like my mother always said, if you need calcium eat a milkman." Well, this explains some things. Like the decline of the milkman population. Yet another victim of over-predation.

  • @samxiregabriel4609

    @samxiregabriel4609

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well my dad milked my mom so......

  • @JustinRay-qi1zm

    @JustinRay-qi1zm

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@samxiregabriel4609 and your mom milked him

  • @putinforgod3072

    @putinforgod3072

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's some vore fetish logic right there.

  • @chaotixthefox

    @chaotixthefox

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@putinforgod3072 Can confirm. It's down a similar line of thinking as ordering food to eat the deliveryman.

  • @ranjanbiswas3233

    @ranjanbiswas3233

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@samxiregabriel4609 Yes, it may be true but please shut up.

  • @DPedro3
    @DPedro33 жыл бұрын

    "Five years ago... No, sorry. Millions of years ago..." I'm dead

  • @ashleypisarts

    @ashleypisarts

    3 жыл бұрын

    Josh Sometimes you gotta roll with the joke. 🤦‍♀️

  • @carteranderson6474

    @carteranderson6474

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like This Is This What U Don’t Know How To Do

  • @DrakoWulf

    @DrakoWulf

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ashleypisarts | I'd much rather stay upright than roll.

  • @main3240

    @main3240

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@carteranderson6474 No he meant how did he type it if he was dead

  • @main3240

    @main3240

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ashleypisarts I rather much roll than role 🤦‍♀️

  • @bpo4736
    @bpo47363 жыл бұрын

    Plant: "Hey! You forgot to pay for your meal!" Rodent: "Oh snap! Let me take a shit then" Plant: "Thank you! Pleasure doing business with you."

  • @sunshadow7XK

    @sunshadow7XK

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rodent: Pleasure doing business in you.

  • @isaacgary6801

    @isaacgary6801

    2 жыл бұрын

    Just like my local McDonalds...

  • @Fralexion

    @Fralexion

    2 жыл бұрын

    Im-a-thirsty-little-flower.jpg

  • @Jackw00pw00p2

    @Jackw00pw00p2

    2 жыл бұрын

    What percentage counted as a tip?

  • @hoobadoobamaster8551
    @hoobadoobamaster85513 жыл бұрын

    I love how he has such a classy voice yet he curses so it makes it extra funny

  • @fortie6902
    @fortie69025 жыл бұрын

    I’M TIRED OF DRINKING WATER! I WANNA EAT! FOOD! MEAT!

  • @A.N.A_youtube

    @A.N.A_youtube

    5 жыл бұрын

    You crazy, you cray-Z!!!

  • @Oshin_Life

    @Oshin_Life

    5 жыл бұрын

    I WANNA CHEWWWWWWW

  • @thelolminecrafter7830

    @thelolminecrafter7830

    5 жыл бұрын

    *Feed me, Seymour.*

  • @tdanieldacallo8428

    @tdanieldacallo8428

    5 жыл бұрын

    Am Tired of drinking , ah wanna Chew!!!

  • @gertrud8274

    @gertrud8274

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Nate Higgers nice name

  • @sarroumarbeu6810
    @sarroumarbeu68103 жыл бұрын

    "it is in fact not dewwrrr" 😂😂

  • @TheBizzle90

    @TheBizzle90

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmfaooo !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ndknight
    @ndknight3 жыл бұрын

    If only all documentaries were presented like this in school, I probably would have stayed awake more, paid attention more and learned more.

  • @FirefulXD

    @FirefulXD

    3 жыл бұрын

    if you regularly got to watch documentaries in schools you were blessed

  • @wildsideofthings7733

    @wildsideofthings7733

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@FirefulXD I watched documentaries outside of school because I was a nerd growing up… and still am

  • @ihateyoungdefiant2432
    @ihateyoungdefiant24323 жыл бұрын

    Hey plant are you vegan? Carnivorous plant: yesn't

  • @bluekunt

    @bluekunt

    2 жыл бұрын

    I get the joke But its a bad one

  • @imbob99999

    @imbob99999

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bluekunt who asked

  • @bluekunt

    @bluekunt

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@imbob99999 who asked you to reply?

  • @mannytv5116
    @mannytv51165 жыл бұрын

    Yo my science teacher showed this video to our class and he regretted it.

  • @pira8ted641

    @pira8ted641

    5 жыл бұрын

    Did he think this video was actually a serious video?

  • @flyaround312

    @flyaround312

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mani TV Lol your teacher deserves it for being an irresponsible teacher and not doing his research first

  • @depressurecooker6372

    @depressurecooker6372

    5 жыл бұрын

    There's nothing but *TRUE FACTS* in this video though

  • @maggiep9007

    @maggiep9007

    5 жыл бұрын

    The video never misinforms it's quality education for future generations 👨‍🔬👩‍🔬

  • @kari7403

    @kari7403

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'd show it to a class too, if I was a teacher. At least you know the kids would be paying attention to it instead of sleeping!

  • @Destr20yer
    @Destr20yer3 жыл бұрын

    I love how a plant has more confidence in killing spiders than me

  • @TwoBySevenLeo

    @TwoBySevenLeo

    3 жыл бұрын

    Except for that one spider, who still, even today, doesn't give a f@$k.

  • @josef-1209

    @josef-1209

    3 жыл бұрын

    It literally uses its mouth to kill them while we just use uhmmm... Anything I guess

  • @ultimatesmacker8670

    @ultimatesmacker8670

    3 жыл бұрын

    Plants don't really have any emotions, so they can't feel confident about anything except tension when under attack. But if they did have emotions, I b et the flytrap would have PLENTY of confidence!

  • @jonnynihilist7786

    @jonnynihilist7786

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bearc1373

    @bearc1373

    3 жыл бұрын

    😆👏👏👏👍

  • @chosentonessournotes
    @chosentonessournotes3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks to these videos, I find myself pronouncing babies and dew the way he does. Beautiful.

  • @justinalexander8845

    @justinalexander8845

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣thats what i call my wife now, bebe

  • @joanmiguelromero5039

    @joanmiguelromero5039

    2 жыл бұрын

    diur

  • @potatoman6556
    @potatoman65563 жыл бұрын

    You know what I realized watching horror movie insects, brutal ant hordes and carnivorous plants? Nature and all the creative ways living beings survive is SOOOO interesting. Also: the narrator is so entertaining

  • @Rabidsandwich
    @Rabidsandwich4 жыл бұрын

    "Just lie down and put honey on your nose. Then open your mouth." Sounds like a weekend to never be forgotten

  • @arealclod9506

    @arealclod9506

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like a casual friday night to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @100GTAGUY

    @100GTAGUY

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pour some bees in their mouth and they definitely won't forget lol

  • @ghost_anna_reads787

    @ghost_anna_reads787

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like an awesome summer. Add some beer and big boobied women into the mix and you got yourself a blockbuster movie.

  • @Rabidsandwich

    @Rabidsandwich

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ghost_anna_reads787 lol just to fill time not progress the story in amy way

  • @ghost_anna_reads787

    @ghost_anna_reads787

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rabidsandwich it will progress the story. The people involved will learn about nature, respect, consistencies for their actions, and the value of friendship.

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen216 жыл бұрын

    Forget salads. Imagine how plants feel about bouquets. A cosmetic display of severed plant genitalia.

  • @johnjoedonnelly9100

    @johnjoedonnelly9100

    6 жыл бұрын

    The human equivalent would be a bag of dicks.

  • @azureramorganna7337

    @azureramorganna7337

    6 жыл бұрын

    And pollen is plant sperm

  • @JennAlessa

    @JennAlessa

    6 жыл бұрын

    Best twisted comment... Damn! So true!

  • @AmaryInkawult

    @AmaryInkawult

    6 жыл бұрын

    johnjoe donnelly correction: a bag of dicks, ballsacks, vaginas, and ovaries

  • @sdjosh9081

    @sdjosh9081

    6 жыл бұрын

    johnjoe donnelly thanks man.... i was eating

  • @khalidalamin8069
    @khalidalamin80692 жыл бұрын

    They were tired of drinking...They wanted to CHEW

  • @silverviz5600

    @silverviz5600

    2 жыл бұрын

    I want to EAT! M E A T!

  • @grahamfenn9060

    @grahamfenn9060

    2 жыл бұрын

    Zefrank and CalebCity share the same space in my heart

  • @bruceevans3476
    @bruceevans34763 жыл бұрын

    Thank you. As a Carnivorous Plant enthusiast and a sufferer of depression this made my day. 👍

  • @MissCosmosEdits
    @MissCosmosEdits5 жыл бұрын

    "This spider does not give a f€\%"

  • @lordkrythic6246

    @lordkrythic6246

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think we can all aspire to be more like that spider.

  • @AriseOtaku

    @AriseOtaku

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lordkrythic6246 F€\% spiders

  • @dylanwills1138

    @dylanwills1138

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@AriseOtaku don't f€\% spiders.

  • @blountjuice4932

    @blountjuice4932

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alecia_Always check me out! I’m a violinist

  • @ginidontthinkso4282

    @ginidontthinkso4282

    4 жыл бұрын

    The guy who recorded that said the spider escaped he really does not give a fuck

  • @johnr.timmers2297
    @johnr.timmers22973 жыл бұрын

    "If there is a hole, something will crawl up in there and poop in it." Now that's a quote

  • @starsgoneempty506

    @starsgoneempty506

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Mxmichii I better walk into a elementary and see your tombstone saying that. I will then make a small hole in the ground. And you will have all the fertilizer you'll ever need.

  • @kuuly3334

    @kuuly3334

    3 жыл бұрын

    IF THERE'S A HOLE , THERE'S A WAY

  • @gilleyvalizarragadianapaol7830

    @gilleyvalizarragadianapaol7830

    3 жыл бұрын

    StarsGoneEmpty LMAOOOOOO

  • @Jw-hb7ge

    @Jw-hb7ge

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like pooping on the nose😁😁

  • @lucydowney5151

    @lucydowney5151

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha

  • @deepaliparab6523
    @deepaliparab65233 жыл бұрын

    "If you need calcium eat a milkman"-Best quote ever!

  • @lordadamant8182
    @lordadamant81823 жыл бұрын

    "You're making it sound like I'm saying cock!" Died laughing, best documentary ever.

  • @riyasadchowdhury3095
    @riyasadchowdhury30953 жыл бұрын

    "The more the insect struggles, the more it is digested. Unless you are this spider. Which does not give a f*ck"🤣🤣🤣 Best documentary ever XD

  • @savagerandy8244

    @savagerandy8244

    3 жыл бұрын

    That spider was literally eating that shit as it came in on him LMFAO. He fucking mike tsyoned that bitch.

  • @openmindgoddxd9017

    @openmindgoddxd9017

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @kalawai2000

    @kalawai2000

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bahahahaha

  • @tammylaronde8593

    @tammylaronde8593

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @YRMNate
    @YRMNate4 жыл бұрын

    This narrator deserves a reward

  • @paulhollier6382

    @paulhollier6382

    4 жыл бұрын

    No, he deserves to be … pun-ished! (I am an incorrigible punster … so be VERY careful not to incorrige me!)

  • @jondunmore4268

    @jondunmore4268

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe you can shit in his mouth.

  • @JBond-zf4dj

    @JBond-zf4dj

    4 жыл бұрын

    Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Morgan. Freeman.

  • @lukethegodgamer1062

    @lukethegodgamer1062

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @benjaminholliday2453

    @benjaminholliday2453

    4 жыл бұрын

    He can receive a reward if he puts honey on his nose and opens his mouth

  • @panda-diy
    @panda-diy3 жыл бұрын

    Here because my niece was curious about carnivorous plants. Instantly subscribed. This is both educational and hilarious. I wish we had this when I was still in school

  • @electriceyeslide5959
    @electriceyeslide59592 жыл бұрын

    I love your real professional narrator voice that breaks into, “I didn’t say cock!!”. Fucking classic.

  • @SkrunkyTheClown
    @SkrunkyTheClown5 жыл бұрын

    "Except If You're This Spider. This Spider Does Not Give a F*ck" Zefrank1- 2018

  • @yui5994

    @yui5994

    5 жыл бұрын

    wuts in between the f and u

  • @angelapennington4724

    @angelapennington4724

    5 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard at this part!

  • @Nokaret

    @Nokaret

    5 жыл бұрын

    A "y" obviously. As in Byurd. Or Lemyur.

  • @CaptainDoomsday

    @CaptainDoomsday

    5 жыл бұрын

    Isn't that a Portia? Those spiders do not give a fuck.

  • @DrBepis-jo7qt

    @DrBepis-jo7qt

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why are you here ? it’s called an asterisk *

  • @davidf2244
    @davidf22444 жыл бұрын

    You can't stick a spider. Spiders are masters of sticking and not sticking.

  • @ipatchymakouli415

    @ipatchymakouli415

    4 жыл бұрын

    2:18 that one didn't master the art of sticking :c

  • @ratgirl34

    @ratgirl34

    4 жыл бұрын

    As far as I am aware, web spinning spiders all produce two types of strands, those that are sticky and those that are not. They walk on their webs by stepping on the not sticky strands. The next time you see a spider web you can do the same, touch the strands that go straight inwards towards the center of the web, they should be the non-sticky strands, the ones that go around and around are the sticky ones.

  • @nbfulgencio9943

    @nbfulgencio9943

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not when they fall in your bathtub....

  • @emordnilap4747

    @emordnilap4747

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nbfulgencio9943 That's low man. Everyone knows bathtubs evolved to prey specifically on spiders.

  • @loki2240

    @loki2240

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ratgirl34 - You lied to me, and now I'm stuck in Shelob's web. Send help to Mordor!

  • @jacintovski
    @jacintovski3 жыл бұрын

    Showed this in Biology class. No regrets. Over a year ago and still no regrets

  • @amberkat8147

    @amberkat8147

    3 жыл бұрын

    Awesome.

  • @IHATETHEARBITORtoo
    @IHATETHEARBITORtoo3 жыл бұрын

    This needs to be shown in middle schools. It would get kids interested in science again

  • @wildsideofthings7733

    @wildsideofthings7733

    2 жыл бұрын

    My high school marine teacher used to put these on every now and again

  • @nataliewertz9857
    @nataliewertz98574 жыл бұрын

    "Death by lollipop hugging" lol

  • @skyriser347

    @skyriser347

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's like a f*!?ed up trip through Willy Wonka's candy factory, right? Maybe THAT'S where they got their inspiration. ;)

  • @alchemicmercury

    @alchemicmercury

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like a good name for a babymetal band.

  • @blountjuice4932

    @blountjuice4932

    4 жыл бұрын

    Talia Wolf check me out! I’m a violinist

  • @plasma2509
    @plasma25093 жыл бұрын

    “Except if you are this Spider...This Spider does not give a f*ck” I died 😂

  • @LtActionCam

    @LtActionCam

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol wtf was it even doing?

  • @ArcanineEspeon

    @ArcanineEspeon

    2 жыл бұрын

    Died, just like the spider...oh, wait.

  • @zaleost

    @zaleost

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@LtActionCam I'm guessing that its smart enough to push all of the stems tentacles down together, so it doesn't get trapped by them.

  • @flamesspirit6603

    @flamesspirit6603

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ArcanineEspeon kumo desu ga nani ka?

  • @RilliaMyst

    @RilliaMyst

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@flamesspirit6603 Fuck yes

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon2 жыл бұрын

    4:11 This is my third or fourth time watching this video, and only now am I realizing THAT SHREW HAS *HUMAN 👂🏿 EARS👂🏽!*

  • @pythoncasey

    @pythoncasey

    2 жыл бұрын

    They are more closely related to primates than they are to true shrews so I guess it kinda makes sense

  • @ArcanineEspeon

    @ArcanineEspeon

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@pythoncasey damn no kidding? Does that mean those little things aren't actually rodents either?

  • @JoeyRamonAllones
    @JoeyRamonAllones3 жыл бұрын

    The narrator also narrates the "Dear Kitten" videos from Purina.

  • @TheSkulleh
    @TheSkulleh3 жыл бұрын

    "while the pitcher plant benefits because someone shits in its mouth" Absolutely lost it there

  • @PRdeSO

    @PRdeSO

    3 жыл бұрын

    Win-win!

  • @AlisTarantulas13
    @AlisTarantulas134 жыл бұрын

    nobody: zefrank: dëwr

  • @TarekMidani

    @TarekMidani

    4 жыл бұрын

    Derwewrwwerew

  • @Ive03

    @Ive03

    4 жыл бұрын

    ?

  • @nervousdorito3696

    @nervousdorito3696

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exhüde

  • @brandonboyce4180

    @brandonboyce4180

    4 жыл бұрын

    What did nobody say? Why did you quote nobody? Idiot

  • @lonelyrattle9215

    @lonelyrattle9215

    4 жыл бұрын

    Brandon Boyce it’s a thing that people say and I can also agree that it’s not funny at all.

  • @kookwater456
    @kookwater4562 жыл бұрын

    “…death by lollipop hugging.” is definitely a brand-new phrase.

  • @fuziontonygaming
    @fuziontonygaming2 жыл бұрын

    Vegans: *I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that.*

  • @FreedomHero4
    @FreedomHero46 жыл бұрын

    I expected the next video after his return to be months away. This is so amazing.

  • @Diskode48

    @Diskode48

    6 жыл бұрын

    FreedomHero4 me too I thought it would be like 3 months like last time

  • @shaughnessywilliams6276

    @shaughnessywilliams6276

    6 жыл бұрын

    FreedomHero4 same omg I peeped or a zefrank fast

  • @katiecreates2526
    @katiecreates25266 жыл бұрын

    I don't think people realize how ridiculously happy it makes me that this series is back

  • @Felishamois

    @Felishamois

    6 жыл бұрын

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it fills me with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @ebennett7

    @ebennett7

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh yes we do!

  • @ultimatesmacker8670
    @ultimatesmacker86703 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the videos I happily stuck around with during the last 2 or 3 months of 2020, and I'm still going to watch it this year.

  • @sreejasarkar6902
    @sreejasarkar69022 жыл бұрын

    It helped me a lot. Thank you so much.

  • @SgtSoda
    @SgtSoda4 жыл бұрын

    The perfect nature documentary intro doesn’t exi-

  • @tyrannicproductions

    @tyrannicproductions

    4 жыл бұрын

    -st, it can't hurt you. This: 0:00

  • @ismaeljohn9644

    @ismaeljohn9644

    4 жыл бұрын

    🦘🦃🦚🐧🦅🕊🦠🥑🍞🥒🌶🌶🍐🥑

  • @saborise7485

    @saborise7485

    4 жыл бұрын

    "5 years ago, no wait, millions of years ago" Frank, dont ever change

  • @CarlosGordo97
    @CarlosGordo976 жыл бұрын

    Two videos in like a week? Man, I thought you had gone to the place were all great narrators go up in the sky narrating other peoples's lives. I'm glad to see you're back though it has been a while.

  • @tryingtoart264

    @tryingtoart264

    6 жыл бұрын

    Carlos Gordo he was kidnapped by buzzfeed

  • @promosolo
    @promosolo3 жыл бұрын

    Every time I think I've seen your funniest video, I see a new one which beats it. This is my favourite so far. I love your channel. I love your work. This is absolutely brilliant! Thank you :D

  • @Aa-rc6xk
    @Aa-rc6xk3 жыл бұрын

    2 years: *passes* Zefrank’s video: “NEW”

  • @TheRoomba.
    @TheRoomba.5 жыл бұрын

    “Except if you are this spider“ “This Spider does not give a f-*-(beep)-* ” Im dying 😂

  • @coonus1

    @coonus1

    5 жыл бұрын

    FIRE367 ikr hilarious made me subscribe lol

  • @user-ww4gz7wx4t

    @user-ww4gz7wx4t

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking poor spider but he really doesnt give a fuck

  • @laizygayboid6607

    @laizygayboid6607

    5 жыл бұрын

    Except for that spider that spider dose not give a fuck

  • @laizygayboid6607

    @laizygayboid6607

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol i laughing so much

  • @TheRoomba.

    @TheRoomba.

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Poke Poke i almost did xD

  • @ashsawyer558
    @ashsawyer5583 жыл бұрын

    1:18 "Hey, I saw that. That is so f*cked up."

  • @Lazlo.1

    @Lazlo.1

    3 жыл бұрын

    As if the fly doesn't have enough to worry about

  • @maggieizaya465
    @maggieizaya4653 жыл бұрын

    That Bob character doesn't seem like a good friend.

  • @jacobmoriancumer7588
    @jacobmoriancumer75887 ай бұрын

    "5 Years ago... Zefrank returned to us from his wilderness exile."

  • @WasifChowdhury737
    @WasifChowdhury7374 жыл бұрын

    IF YOU NEED CALCIUM EAT A MILKMAN LIKE WTF MATE😂

  • @oceanmantakemebythehandlea5620

    @oceanmantakemebythehandlea5620

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's what she said

  • @guthetanuki256

    @guthetanuki256

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe she meant to eat a milkman out?

  • @mortalclown3812

    @mortalclown3812

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@guthetanuki256 That's why we let the big boys do the comedy.

  • @guthetanuki256

    @guthetanuki256

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mortalclown3812 Eh, comedy is subjective. The comedy in this instance is the randomness but me personally "eating a milkman" isn't funny on it's own. Maybe you feel like it is and that's okay. Just don't look down on others if they don't get the comedy.

  • @WasifChowdhury737

    @WasifChowdhury737

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chris Russell ... No shit.... Inded

  • @geocyclist
    @geocyclist4 жыл бұрын

    I was waiting for him to say "That's how the honey dew do".

  • @CrutonSan

    @CrutonSan

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hyuck... *doo doo*

  • @sulsimsn0579

    @sulsimsn0579

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @vincem3748

    @vincem3748

    4 жыл бұрын

    "That's how the honeydewwr... dewwr..."

  • @rs0620

    @rs0620

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is how the sundewwwwrrrr dewwwrrr.

  • @ceilconstante640
    @ceilconstante640 Жыл бұрын

    Thoroughly enjoyed this mini documentary and subscribed!

  • @thatonedemonic
    @thatonedemonic2 жыл бұрын

    My biology teacher played this for class. Needless to say our class got a kick out of it... He did not

  • @HEDGE1011
    @HEDGE10116 жыл бұрын

    "The inventor of the Kickstarter Toilet Cam finally caught a break!" One of the most perfectly delivered comedic lines ever written.

  • @Meccarox
    @Meccarox6 жыл бұрын

    I never thought I’d see the day when ZeFrank uploaded again.

  • @MetFanMac

    @MetFanMac

    6 жыл бұрын

    You didn't think you'd live longer than a week?

  • @XxAeroxXable

    @XxAeroxXable

    6 жыл бұрын

    Meccarox I thought I'd die without this channel but forgot about it for 5 years

  • @Meccarox

    @Meccarox

    6 жыл бұрын

    MetFanMac I meant consistently uploading videos.

  • @drive2160

    @drive2160

    6 жыл бұрын

    Meccarox lol how many years has it been?

  • @yentlcloud

    @yentlcloud

    6 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @ObtuseArmadillo
    @ObtuseArmadillo2 жыл бұрын

    YOU NEED TO MAKE MORE OF THESE. PERIOD!

  • @monkeycat48
    @monkeycat48 Жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie, but these are my plants of all time. The Venus fly trap is awesome. I used to have some when I was a kid. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ardenkerr1832
    @ardenkerr18324 жыл бұрын

    “Unless you’re this spider. This spider doesn’t give a *bleep*” OMG I love this sentence!

  • @paulhollier6382

    @paulhollier6382

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too. I just lost it. I was going to post a comment, then I thought, "There WILL be someone who already has … just need to look a bit." Thx, and +1 thumb up.

  • @BukuiZhao

    @BukuiZhao

    4 жыл бұрын

    No because he said a inappropriate word

  • @100GTAGUY

    @100GTAGUY

    4 жыл бұрын

    You would probably get a kick out of the video "spiders on drugs" then

  • @MissCosmosEdits

    @MissCosmosEdits

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@BukuiZhao okay boomer

  • @BukuiZhao

    @BukuiZhao

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Nightcore_Light r/woooooooooooooooosh

  • @sulIy
    @sulIy6 жыл бұрын

    He protecc He attacc But most importantly Zefrank is bacc

  • @Eequalsmc87
    @Eequalsmc87 Жыл бұрын

    Omg the shrew and pitcher plant win-win bit had me absolutely dying...well done!

  • @RD9_Designs
    @RD9_Designs Жыл бұрын

    Love love Love! These are so awesome! I love your wit, it makes it so much more fun!

  • @safin8101
    @safin81015 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit. I'm glad I finally found a channel like this. The perfect mixture of humour and informative.

  • @viarailcanadafan5065

    @viarailcanadafan5065

    5 жыл бұрын

    I agree. I love that XD

  • @prestonorrick4317

    @prestonorrick4317

    5 жыл бұрын

    The narrator's got that gift.

  • @Nerobyrne

    @Nerobyrne

    5 жыл бұрын

    just wait until you watch the one about ducks. Holy shit dude.

  • @TWolf-gt6if

    @TWolf-gt6if

    5 жыл бұрын

    And just in time, this channel died for 3 years.

  • @majudelro
    @majudelro4 жыл бұрын

    I swear this just showed up on my feed and I read “Coronavirus plants” my goodness , no escape

  • @romanceenthusiasm7972

    @romanceenthusiasm7972

    4 жыл бұрын

    The technocrats are doing this, they are occultists and need our emotional responses.

  • @blackhatvisions

    @blackhatvisions

    4 жыл бұрын

    I did too and I KNEW SOMEONE DID AS WELL

  • @SF-ow9ym

    @SF-ow9ym

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@romanceenthusiasm7972 STOP. BRINGING. POLITICS. INTO. *EVERYTHING.*

  • @yongshengli920

    @yongshengli920

    4 жыл бұрын

    I searched for "Coronavirus" in the comment with no disappointment.

  • @rugmancws

    @rugmancws

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @Dev77tv
    @Dev77tv4 ай бұрын

    “5 years ago…” watching this 5 years after upload date makes it that much better

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows2 жыл бұрын

    DANG LOVE Carnivorous Plants! ...that Shrew has human ears.

  • @aname160
    @aname1606 жыл бұрын

    We truly have him back... CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH!

  • @tombkings6279

    @tombkings6279

    6 жыл бұрын

    O.k

  • @MetaGiga

    @MetaGiga

    6 жыл бұрын

    HALLELUJAH, IT’S RAINING PERFECTION

  • @f1nnf41ler2

    @f1nnf41ler2

    6 жыл бұрын

    HALLELUJAH ZEFRANK IS BACK

  • @marcop6379

    @marcop6379

    6 жыл бұрын

    HALLELUJAH! 🙌

  • @Cackuuu

    @Cackuuu

    6 жыл бұрын

    Booyah

  • @VulcanXIV
    @VulcanXIV6 жыл бұрын

    omg so disappointed that Frank didn't take the opportunity to use the dew-stick trapper plant as a pun for "that is how the sun dew do"

  • @victoriawilliams2786
    @victoriawilliams2786 Жыл бұрын

    I find myself rewatching your videos. I absolutely love your voice. You're hilarious! And the visuals are stunning. Thank-you Sir, for all the work you do to teach and entertain! 💝😎🤘

  • @jamesfieweger8648
    @jamesfieweger86483 ай бұрын

    I'm coming back here 5 years after the fact to say that from 3:32 and onwards is still the funniest part of the video for me and my mother. We watched this together when it first came out and we were laughing the whole time but we broke down in hysterics when we got to that timestamp. We absolutely lost it and now we watch it at least once a year because it's never not funny.

  • @snipsnap4234
    @snipsnap42345 жыл бұрын

    Bob can’t hear you he has AirPods in

  • @LoganT547

    @LoganT547

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wearing iPhone headphones 😂

  • @snipsnap4234

    @snipsnap4234

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@LoganT547 👌

  • @snipsnap4234

    @snipsnap4234

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@omegawario7479Lewis yes. yes they do

  • @cerealkiller99yearsago25

    @cerealkiller99yearsago25

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Bob Bob U really made an account for that!?

  • @KingTriton1837
    @KingTriton18375 жыл бұрын

    *Five years ago... I mean, five MILLION years ago...* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dexuz

    @Dexuz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey God, how old is the Earth? God: *Ehh, just about eight thousand..* Zefrank: *Eight thousand MILLION years old*

  • @retroyoungmetro8989

    @retroyoungmetro8989

    4 жыл бұрын

    He didn’t even repeat what the guy said in the video you dummys

  • @AlanTClark

    @AlanTClark

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@retroyoungmetro8989 Hey retro I just seen one of your videos, did you and your sister get rid of your herpes okay?

  • @harshitgupta913

    @harshitgupta913

    4 жыл бұрын

    Earth is 4.5 billion years old

  • @harshitgupta913

    @harshitgupta913

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Captain Twice Just go and read some science books first or if you're so lazy then just google it before dismissing a FACT.

  • @solitude208
    @solitude2083 жыл бұрын

    Okay you got me with that “kick start toilet cam” bravo!!! Haven’t literally laughed out loud in a while…thx!

  • @TheZombieSaints
    @TheZombieSaints3 жыл бұрын

    "5 years ago"... That's beautiful. If I want a good laugh, I know where to go. Awesome bro 👍

  • @Sliferslacker21
    @Sliferslacker216 жыл бұрын

    These are the videos that give me life. I've missed you and your content, man. It's great to have you back.

  • @shiba2ndworlder
    @shiba2ndworlder4 жыл бұрын

    "If you need calcium " eat a milk man" If you need protein Eat a bodybuilder

  • @fallenking9334

    @fallenking9334

    4 жыл бұрын

    If you need your veggis Eat a vegan

  • @MrOrmanley

    @MrOrmanley

    4 жыл бұрын

    If you need vitamins Eat a gay man because they're fruity :D

  • @Whoops.Allgone

    @Whoops.Allgone

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrOrmanley thank you for the advice, now I know what to make for desert for the family dinner tonight!

  • @justincs0825

    @justincs0825

    4 жыл бұрын

    No steroids

  • @meghanachauhan9380

    @meghanachauhan9380

    4 жыл бұрын

    If you want gay eat a KZread commenter

  • @penny_the_wiser413
    @penny_the_wiser4133 жыл бұрын

    I love how you say dew. I'm so glad my brother in law had me watch the Duck video. Been a fan ever since

  • @ekathe85
    @ekathe85 Жыл бұрын

    I can't believe I have been missing out on this for 4 whole years. This is my shit.

  • @snowy_night3801
    @snowy_night38016 жыл бұрын

    "Death by a lolipop hugging", legendary.

  • @graydenboad574

    @graydenboad574

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Except if you are this spider. This spider doe not give a fuck."

  • @Evil_Anvil
    @Evil_Anvil5 жыл бұрын

    4:08 It kinda freaks me out that that thing has human ears

  • @dino6409

    @dino6409

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shit

  • @masterroshi5573

    @masterroshi5573

    5 жыл бұрын

    or humans have animal ears.. because thats what we are... fukin stupid perfect apes

  • @ar4imond

    @ar4imond

    5 жыл бұрын

    they had these before we do

  • @renranger2135

    @renranger2135

    5 жыл бұрын

    Humans evolved from creatures like these

  • @PhoenixAce

    @PhoenixAce

    5 жыл бұрын

    Evil Anvil heck

  • @amandar.2267
    @amandar.22674 ай бұрын

    This is my favorite video you’ve done, and it’s interesting to see how your commentary style has become a bit more high pitched lol! I also love how much more informative your videos have become over time too

  • @flavianaA-O
    @flavianaA-O Жыл бұрын

    Anyone else crying bc of the narration. This was awesome

  • @hiousven
    @hiousven3 жыл бұрын

    "this spider... doesnt have to give a f*-"

  • @gloriaromero2782

    @gloriaromero2782

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know right because the cussing 😃

  • @hiousven

    @hiousven

    3 жыл бұрын

    ello rayman legends

  • @gloriaromero2782

    @gloriaromero2782

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh hey you called me rayman legends :D

  • @gloriaromero2782

    @gloriaromero2782

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Konnor Hunley What?!

  • @gloriaromero2782

    @gloriaromero2782

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Konnor Hunley it's okay my profile picture is actually rayman legends characters and different cartoon ones instead of the letter "G" you could tell

  • @Forklift_Fella
    @Forklift_Fella4 жыл бұрын

    One of nature's most fundamental rules: *"If there is a hole something will crawl up there and poop in it."* 😂

  • @sirClogg

    @sirClogg

    4 жыл бұрын

    this one totally cracked me

  • @rutwickgangurde3247

    @rutwickgangurde3247

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's more like pup. Really fast.

  • @jamesmunsey5702
    @jamesmunsey57029 ай бұрын

    😂 I love the humor you use while giving information 😂

  • @slimJay777
    @slimJay777 Жыл бұрын

    I JUST HAVE TO SAY...THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST EPISODE OF TRUE FACTS. Short as it may be....CHANGED MY LIFE. BRILLIANCE.

  • @Bathtubcrocodile

    @Bathtubcrocodile

    Жыл бұрын

    Changed your life? Wtf.

  • @mobiusloop339
    @mobiusloop3395 жыл бұрын

    "The inventor of the kickstarter toilet cam finally got his break". I lost it LOL

  • @phantomscaler

    @phantomscaler

    5 жыл бұрын

    i did too i have headphones one my roommate thought i lost my mind

  • @setosorcerer
    @setosorcerer6 жыл бұрын

    OMG NO WAY! You are back, and there was a video last week I missed too. Omg

  • @invisiblehunt7216

    @invisiblehunt7216

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tbh Thought it was someone else when I first saw the first new video I was like IT CANT BE REAL!

  • @claytoniusdoesthings9598
    @claytoniusdoesthings95983 жыл бұрын

    3:00 love the cameo from Victreebel.

  • @riothegod1831
    @riothegod18312 жыл бұрын

    Bro your narration is on some Shakespearean levels of genius. You earned a sub