Calamar: “Stop punching me. Ok. Take it. It grows back anyway.” Mantis Shrimp: “ *I* *expect* *the* *same* *payment* *next* *month.* “

@pixelperfect9111

3 жыл бұрын

Rent must cost an arm and a leg with him.

@rowdyriolu1

3 жыл бұрын

@@pixelperfect9111 *slow clapping which gradually transitions into fast clapping*

@kevinj.acevedo1962

3 жыл бұрын

@@pixelperfect9111 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bonbon3901

2 жыл бұрын

@@pixelperfect9111 it's an equivalent exchange 😆

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

2 жыл бұрын

Where's my money!?

I like the idea of some random shrimp running around the ocean beating the shit out of everything

@American-Plague

5 жыл бұрын

It's hilarious until you're fishing at 19 years old never having heard of these things and try to grab one.

@dumbass3843

5 жыл бұрын

@@American-Plague the smasher one? How does it feel?

@American-Plague

5 жыл бұрын

@@dumbass3843 Felt great. It lacerated my finger almost to the point that I maybe should've gotten stitches and I think fractured my finger. It was stiff for a few months.

@pandatobi5897

5 жыл бұрын

@@American-Plague goddamn. the little psycho bastards. i wonder what it feels like to be fisted by one 🤔

@neuralmute

5 жыл бұрын

@@pandatobi5897 Well, there's only one way to find out for sure... You brought it up, so you've just volunteered!

The craziness of this is having a punch that fast IN WATER. Overcoming the drag coefficient on movement in water and still hitting fast enough to create air pockets is insane.

@Supernoxus

3 жыл бұрын

Not air pockets. Vacuum pockets.

@watsisbuttndo829

3 жыл бұрын

Goes to the gym, only works the bag.

@themustardman219

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if there was a land equivalent to the mantis shrimp. A version of it that could handle the force outside of water.

@nerdyism2523

3 жыл бұрын

@@themustardman219 apex predator status

@iplaygames5276

3 жыл бұрын

@@themustardman219 Mike Tyson?

“Imagine a color you can’t even imagine.” *Color Out Of Space intensifies*

@3takoyakis

3 жыл бұрын

The filmmaker: _Lets just put purple, black and white and be done with it_

@Synthetic_geth

3 жыл бұрын

Straight my favorite comment in this comment box

@thehistoryandbooknerd8979

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, Doc Bright - I see you a lot of places and just wanna say: I appreciate you and your chaotic good energy

@purplehaze2358

3 жыл бұрын

@@thehistoryandbooknerd8979 Thank you so much.

@purplehaze2358

3 жыл бұрын

@@3takoyakis Actually, it’s magenta. They used magenta because the human brain essentially made up that color. It doesn’t exist outside of our senses. Therefore making it perfect as a color unlike anything else.

you know a creature is tough when his enemies literally hand them pieces of their flesh to get away

@Jackw00pw00p2

4 жыл бұрын

Diversion...or maybe weekly tribute.

@nothingsuspicioushere.6379

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jackw00pw00p2 They must give their weekly offering.

@sarahkilo3606

4 жыл бұрын

Did that guy just hand him his own arm? Lol that's crazy

@AbyssalSchmitt

4 жыл бұрын

He couldn't pay rent

@theworldoverheavan560

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jackw00pw00p2 lol

"Just like the modern clown, the mantis shrimp has a psychopathic killing instinct" I'm done

@kedamono639

7 жыл бұрын

Next thing we know people might dress like mantis shrimps and chase people with chainsaws. It's going to be the killer clown gimmick all over again.

@thunderfist232

7 жыл бұрын

We can make a movie The Purge: Mantis shrimp edition

@astyrblu9533

7 жыл бұрын

John Constantine yes

@astyrblu9533

7 жыл бұрын

Mary the Yandere Painting Loli yes

@astyrblu9533

7 жыл бұрын

John Constantine yes

“The smasher mantis shrimp come with little Edward-Bowling-Ball hands” Can we take a moment to appreciate such an elegantly spoken movie reference?

@samuelaraujomedeiros6682

Жыл бұрын

I hadn't noticed it was a reference. This shit just sent me.

@HalleluJah337

Жыл бұрын

@@samuelaraujomedeiros6682 SAME

We have found the honey badger of the sea. Aggression is not merely an option, it's a way of life.

@yoelarmasjr.5660

Ай бұрын

Black Air Force Energy

@jackstar7204

Ай бұрын

@@yoelarmasjr.5660 Guess what nickname we in the South have for them? "Thumb-splitters"

3:20 can we talk about the Mantis Shrimp physically dragging a hermit crab out of its home to beat the shit out of it???

@Mernom

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it prefers to eat it. Then shit out the remains.

@jndvs95

3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile the other fish is watching in horror

@hierarchyofmood1220

3 жыл бұрын

Crab scream in utter horror while being punched to death by a punch that literally pushes the air around the fist

@shaquezr.9541

3 жыл бұрын

Mantis Shrimp: man it feels good to be gangster

@wolffasthorse5316

3 жыл бұрын

That hermit owed him money

""The mantis shrimp can deliver a blow with 1500 Newtons of force, which tells you what a sissy punch Newton must have had." That's why I pay for the internet.

@jonjonson3387

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry sir, it’s 1,500 not 15 thousand. But I also like this line 😊

@arnbrandy

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonjonson3387 Oh, I totally misheard then. Thanks for pointing out!

@imbadatgames6293

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yourlungs yeah sorry i don't look back at comments that i or others make, but thanks for the heads up.

@Robert08010

3 жыл бұрын

Hey.... Newton was a math whiz and not just your run of the mill math whiz either. We couldn't do rocket science without the stuff he invented. So maybe you can lighten up on the "sissy" comment. NERDS UNITE ! ( LOL )

@Andrea.1tree

3 жыл бұрын

@@Robert08010 Newton would have approved of this comment, if he’d known about the shrimp. And/or had access to the internet lmao! Can you imagine what a mind such as his would be able to produce with the technology of today?

I like how the Mantis shrimp looked surprised when that calamar ripped it’s own arm. It took the mantis shrimp like 3 whole seconds to figure out what was happening because it didn’t expect to get some food that easily.

"Imagine a color you cant imagine. Now imagine it nine more times." Man zefrank is great.

"Who are you?" "I'm just a shrimp who's a hero for fun."

@camudorrants7139

5 жыл бұрын

The Usher a shrimp for fun. What kind of half ass backstory is that.

@eclipsewmd2129

4 жыл бұрын

@@camudorrants7139 have you ever heard of one punch man?

@camudorrants7139

4 жыл бұрын

EclipseWMD have you watched the first episode that was a reference lol

@nothingsuspicioushere.6379

4 жыл бұрын

@@eclipsewmd2129 he probably just doesn't remember lol.

@alexgray2039

4 жыл бұрын

One punch shrimp

"little psycho bastards" seems a pretty accurate description

@thehistoryandbooknerd8979

3 жыл бұрын

I wholeheartedly agree

@NameName2.0

3 жыл бұрын

Mantis shrimp literally go toe to toe with octopi, and octopi back the fuck down.. i mean.. that's like a human punching the shit out of like.. a blue whale, and the whale going "JESUS DUDE OK DAMN!"

@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97

2 жыл бұрын

ENTP shrimp?

Warren Fahey wrote a science fiction novel, "Fragment", in 2009. It depicts an isolated island inhabited by animals that evolved from a mantis shrimp-like ancestor. They are TERRIFYING.

They call the slashing type "thumb cutters" in Australia. Aquarium keepers hate these things because if they get into a tank, they will kill off the other fish and marine life, they hide and are hard to find and remove, and they can even smash and break aquarium glass. In Japan, they are called "shako", and they are eaten fried or in sushi. They're a regional specialty. They're also eaten in China, Vietnam and some other countries. They taste more like lobster than shrimp.

@suckmymiddlefinger4350

18 күн бұрын

We bought a live rock once for our fish tank, our fish started disappearing and it turned out one of these little shits stowawayed in the rock. We couldn't get him so we had to return the rock with him inside lol

Imagine a color you can't even imagine, now imagine that 9 more times

@TheeRatMilk

9 жыл бұрын

Chappelle168 dat is how a mantris shrimp dooooo

@rainandflies

8 жыл бұрын

Anders Bui doooo

@ThaMinecraftNetwork

8 жыл бұрын

Chappelle168 No because we can already imagine 3 of those color wavelengths, and mantis shrimp can also see those same colors, but then 6 more.

@Ganjasmith

8 жыл бұрын

they got 12 we got 3, simple mathematics give me 9

@shodai2054

8 жыл бұрын

But you can't imagine the inimaginable

The way I heard it described is, if a human could punch that hard, our hand would *catch fire* and we'd be able to throw a baseball into orbit.

@roidblitzed

5 жыл бұрын

Thats awesome. I havent heard that. But now i have a good idea. Thanks for the comment

@phantomasuras

5 жыл бұрын

If you like that idea you should watch Terraformars, it's an Anime in which one of the main characters is literally a human with Mantis Shrimp abilities.

@mrhalfwit972

5 жыл бұрын

soo if you get punched in the face by this your fucked

@milkyjuice646

5 жыл бұрын

ONE PUUUUUUUUUNCH

@centurionconrad

5 жыл бұрын

FALCON PUUUUNCH!

2:58 He was just giving the shrimp a hand. Nothing wrong with acts of kindness in these trying times.

Bro the scariest part was when it literally snatched that hermit crab out the shell then swam away so fast.

"The story of the Hermit Crab and the Mantis Shrimp" must be a German fairy tale

@auugh43546

5 жыл бұрын

indeed

@doommantisbugking2952

5 жыл бұрын

Very dark story.

@s0meRand0m129

5 жыл бұрын

what's with the german fairy tales?

@iceseic

5 жыл бұрын

Aiman Hafeez, Try watch "True Facts About Owl"

@s0meRand0m129

5 жыл бұрын

i did and i still dont get it

"One day." That's it, must be a German fairy tale.

@jerbear738

3 жыл бұрын

That video was genius...what a bad ass, the shrimp, video guy, and dont forget the Honey Badger!!! I'm sure there's a (FEW) MORE that I'm failing to mention/recognize, at the momentto be cont

@bashavinga8554

3 жыл бұрын

Well most fairy tales are german lol

@bashavinga8554

3 жыл бұрын

@72 ventura Not scar you for life, I mean I grew up with German fairy tales, like Hameln not the censored versions people get in America. And its always teaching a lesson. And to be honest in the real world you dont get 2nd chances either.

@bashavinga8554

3 жыл бұрын

@72 ventura im 100% Dutch so they are my neighbours. And basically have a lot of German influence in my country I know people of my old school going to college in Germany and we have Germans where I go to college so yeah

@dariondavis2488

3 жыл бұрын

Ja

I love how some of the fastest and strongest motions are often part of an insect or crustacean. Like the harpoon of a cone snail or bite of a trap jaw ant, but that doesn’t even hold a candle to a punch UNDERWATER that’s hits so hard it creates super heated bubbles. It’s funny because from a distance, and if you didn’t know, it just looks like a wee shrimp punch. Thank god this guy is brightly colored…

3:02 Holy crap he cut off his own arm as tribute.

"That's some Mortal Kombat finishing move shit right there". LMAO.

@rampagephoenix9734

8 жыл бұрын

+K Zaw Tun If it was, it would be Kung Lao"s.

@Earthshaker513

8 жыл бұрын

+Rampage Phoenix Or Liu Kang.

@APOL1000

8 жыл бұрын

+K Zaw Tun xD

@joshchiang3082

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@engelbertocastaneda8963

8 жыл бұрын

haha😃🐙

"Even the octopus, who is quite the badass, can't deal with these little psycho bastards" Am dead.

@hezsurnarcissus1460

6 жыл бұрын

Comes flying out of the sand

@self-satisfiedsmirk5544

5 жыл бұрын

HezSur Narcissus The Mantis Shrimp launched itself out of the sand, going... "RRREEEEEEEEE!!!"

@frog6992

5 жыл бұрын

So is the octopus

@haroldpetiluna281

5 жыл бұрын

Yup lol

@emmazig5834

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Of all the mantis shrimp videos, this has some of the best footage.

@DanielSHIRO

8 ай бұрын

The arm giver/taker and crab snatcher and the old boy in the end… who gave a finger…😅

such a small and funky looking dude, love that there's just some things that explore the ocean just to beat things up

Petition to include the Mantis Shrimp on the Mortal Kombat roster.

@FarNoGaming

9 жыл бұрын

I motion that.

@spliffy98

9 жыл бұрын

Nope, too OP

@tiagobrandao6588

9 жыл бұрын

***** The mantis shrimp isnt an insect...

@YuBeace

9 жыл бұрын

Well that would be a very despair inducing character.

@TheBeastBandit

9 жыл бұрын

Princess Alice Haaaah, I caught that reference //wink wink

Here's another fact about the mantis shrimp: It's punch is strong enough to break glass. You should probably think twice before putting one in an aquarium.

@mrhalfwit972

5 жыл бұрын

@daAnder71 we know but how else are we gonna say it

@Fahad-369

4 жыл бұрын

It's said in the video that it has a punch similar to the force of a bullet

@k-musictrash356

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? Put this lil bastard in an shop aquarium & when it escapes, it gives all the customers in your a lil adrenaline boost

@Sesshomaru474

4 жыл бұрын

I heard that you have to get a special type that doesn't reflect it's image otherwise it will try fighting itself.

@caffeineman4584

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sesshomaru474 that's crazy

"I'm not looking for trouble, just take my whole damn arm and leave me alone!"

@pistonx3544

3 жыл бұрын

I expect the same payment next month!

"Which is probably why it dresses like an idiot. And this explains the modern clown as well" 😂😂😂 1:21

All clam horror stories start with. "There was a knock on the door"

@Galivent

4 жыл бұрын

Next line "The door was gone"

@thacooltiger373

4 жыл бұрын

The door came flying off it’s hinges at the speed of a moving vehicle

@battalionstallion3894

4 жыл бұрын

@@thacooltiger373 then a 4 tail foot mantis shimp comes through the door

@Trollamollex

4 жыл бұрын

battalion stallion Then he challenged all of us to bloody knuckles

@banjirjir7519

4 жыл бұрын

the clam receive grim remainder that day

I spent all day trying to imagine a color I can't imagine It didn't work

@fandomguy8025

5 жыл бұрын

Biology has limits, we can imagine a whole different Universe but not a whole new color.

@mozleyelawar4611

5 жыл бұрын

Fandom guy XD cool

@firmanimad

5 жыл бұрын

I heard stories that people blind from accidents still have visual dreams, but people blind since birth can only dream in sounds and touches. They have zero idea about a visual world. I guess, the same applies to colors we can't see.

@mozleyelawar4611

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, but I bet they can imagine noises and feeling that we can have because of their inhanced senses

@diggergamer9732

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah because you are not mantis crab, because that the thing mantis crab do

1:23the reason they see less precise color is actually *because* they have so many cones. The cones are just so close together that colors that are close together become a muddled mess. Their visual color range is roughly the same as ours but they just have less distinction

And the material that recovers their little clubs has the most resillient molecular structure of any other animal material. Basically, they have the best eyes and the strongest punch from any living creature. Mantis shrimps are cool af.

"To a mantis shrimp kung fu looks like tai chi."

@harehare9917

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@124Andro

4 жыл бұрын

Nice colouring

@Maltesfilm

4 жыл бұрын

Man, really? Why are you adding to this culture of just quoting the video, on the fucking video itself, it’s so dumb?

@Maltesfilm

4 жыл бұрын

@Thej Yhome It's not the same thing. Highlighting a video, would be leaving a time-stamp to easily find that part. I don't mind people quoting a video, if it's brings new context or they add something, but this is basically just the same as when Amy Schumer stole Ellen's joke and told it directly in-front of the person she stole it from.

@montinyek6554

4 жыл бұрын

hans hansen no it's not the same thing. Amy Schumer steals joke, claims them as her own and gets paid for it. People on YT are just quoting parts of videos they find funny or interesting, and when other people that feel the same way about these quotes see them in the comment section they smile/laugh and upvote them. Why did this have to be explained to you?

One-Punch Shrimp

@roizu1886

8 жыл бұрын

OMG YOU GENIUS

@MrKHfan2

8 жыл бұрын

+candiduscorvus thank you

@lasanche73

8 жыл бұрын

I saw this comment on another video

@straingangtv3308

8 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAH

@abirkhan6279

8 жыл бұрын

Shrimptama, also known as One Punch Shrimp!

"Even generates light and heat. That's some mortal kombat finisher move sh*t right there."

I know I originally saw this years ago, but I'm glad that KZread has brought me back to this channel. The intellectual sarcasm of this channel is absolutely peak.

So, basically, it's the honey badger of the sea.

@Akaryusan

9 жыл бұрын

yep except it can see it twelve more colors than we can and at two extra angles is covered in armor and can swim and switched out its arms for two gravity hammers.

@Akaryusan

9 жыл бұрын

yep basically a nerfed mantis shrimp

@unclekanethetiberiummain1994

9 жыл бұрын

Swimming honey badger that have Mortal Kombat finishing moves.

@richardfry19

9 жыл бұрын

Akaryusan holy shit, its a tiny predator :o

@Akaryusan

9 жыл бұрын

Paradox1559 if predator grafted gravity hammers onto his arms yes XD and dressed like a clown because hey if your going to be terrifying you cant go wrong with coulrophobia

LMFAO. he just gave it his own fucking arm so he can be left alone.

@sEEKllsevN

7 жыл бұрын

Bradley Hoke corrected?

That guy at the very end who was poking around the rock just learned why these beasts are also referred to as thumb splinters.

I don't think i've laughed so many times in a 4 min video about a sea-bug ever in my life before now. Bless you, Interwebs. Great vid Zefrank, consider me subbed.

That's some mortal combat finishing move sh*t right there I can't believe a teacher showed this in my school

@AdolfHitler-zi7gr

7 жыл бұрын

lolol sick teacher

@christrull7081

7 жыл бұрын

A puppet of a jealous kid...

@jenniferkonstant5920

7 жыл бұрын

Best teacher ever!

@hopeslover6778

7 жыл бұрын

Angel Salas Y'all lucky we can't even say crap.

@spacenintendogs4854

6 жыл бұрын

My teacher showed me too!! Lmao French class was always fun 😂

That fish that handed his arm to the mantis shrimp was smart. Didn't want his shit to be fucked up.

@NatRivet327

8 жыл бұрын

Same.

@adminassistant4409

8 жыл бұрын

+Meme Dream - I'm pretty sure, once the Mantis was hungry, he went over and finished the job.

@f.writoni_rune887

8 жыл бұрын

+Ray The Nameless what?

@jazminp.2140

7 жыл бұрын

😂

@mr.bluesky8554

7 жыл бұрын

that was a crab or shrimp

“One day-that’s it. That’s the whole story.” O_O

@withtd3556

2 жыл бұрын

rip little one

@vincem3748

2 жыл бұрын

F

Frank, your sense of humor is just the right sort of cracked to seriously tickle my own

"The mantis shrimp can deliver a blow of 1500 Newtons of force which tells you what a sissy punch Newton must have had!" XD

@J0ECRAWF15H

6 жыл бұрын

GOLD.

@VanLe-lb1nz

5 жыл бұрын

PvhEP trap jaw ant is way faster but mantis shrimp punches is stronger but not 10 times as fast as the trap jaw ant's bite

@TakioMx

4 жыл бұрын

That part broke me

Mantis shrimp: THEY CAN'T HAVE MY BRAND, I HAVE SPECIAL EYES! Me: LOOK! LOOK WITH YOUR SPECIAL EYES Mantis shrinp: MY BRAND!

@24hourspacebar

9 жыл бұрын

I want MegaGF to put a mantis shrimp head on shepard. would be epic.

@AncientBlitzkrieg

9 жыл бұрын

I LOL'd.

@Darkmesna1

9 жыл бұрын

Being Drunk, I think my stomach just fell out of my gut from excessive laughter. You sir, earned drunk lol points.

@eclair1998

9 жыл бұрын

Haha! I just saw that commercial too XD

@orochicreative

9 жыл бұрын

Why the fuck am I laughing so hard at this?

1:54 "kind of a crappy game, really ... not for kids" hahaha this is my favorite True Facts line ever, the delivery is so understated

"Imagine a color that you cannot imagine... now do that 9 more times, that is how the mantis shrimp do" im fuckin ded

"it's pretty bad at discerning color humans can see-which is probably why it dresses like an idiot." whEEZE

2:58 Crab: Ow what will it take you to leave me alone?! Shrimp: Its going to cost you an arm!! Crab: Fine take it. i don't want any trouble

@angiemycine6509

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it took the whole crab out.

@robertadamsx2

3 жыл бұрын

Shrimp: *_S T O N K S_*

@Headlock123456789

2 жыл бұрын

@@angiemycine6509 That was the other crab.

I really appreciate this stuff and hope you have thousands of these. I can't get enough of it.

This narrator is brilliant!! I'm officially hooked on these videos

Lol, fuck spiderman, fuck ant-man, Marvel, create a MANTIS SHRIMP-MAN. That'd be OP as shit.

@momatrix105

7 жыл бұрын

and thus anime characters were born

@TheKitek200

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, mantis shrimp is kinda similiar to OPM. And if we're talking about OP shit, mantis shrimp-man should be able to deform captain america's shield with its punch.

@zt7441

7 жыл бұрын

static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11113/111130700/4263064-mantis.png Already exists

@TheKitek200

7 жыл бұрын

Ziyad Tameem Now put him into a marvel movie, and make him rekt avengers.

@redawn5789

7 жыл бұрын

terra formars

"Just like the modern clown the mantis shrimp has a psychopathic killing instinct."

This is one of those times when you’re humbled by the fact that one of the strongest creatures is not something massive. The fact that this shrimp creates shock wave punches underwater alone tells you just how strong it is, try punching while fully submerged in water, you won’t do much damage

I bet it’s made up of WAY more funky colours, we just can’t see them.

The spearer mantis shrimp is basically a praying mantis that can swim, breathe under water, has a tougher outer shell, lives in a burrow, has an under-hooked raptoral claw, and will only eat seafood.

@709mash

3 жыл бұрын

Sooooo NOT a Praying Mantis then?

@rudexbruiser2604

3 жыл бұрын

@@709mash yea

@alonelyperson6031

3 жыл бұрын

@@709mash It's how the spearer mantis shrimp do.

@the_once-and-future_king.

2 жыл бұрын

You also don't see praying mantids breaking the continuum to kill! One hit: Two shock waves A temperature hotter than the SUN A flash of light CREATED BY RIPPING WATER MOLECULES APART Oh, and the bubbles collapse in such a way that the second shockwave acts like a shaped explosive, shattering any armour the victim has.

@rudexbruiser2604

2 жыл бұрын

@@the_once-and-future_king. true

"that is how the mantis shrimp do"

@Joey3264

8 жыл бұрын

im f-ing jealous that we are colorblind by comparison LOL

@OldNavajoTricks

5 жыл бұрын

I watch his videos and wait for the "That is a how a XXX Do..." part.

@wioi

5 жыл бұрын

Which is why it dresses like an idiot! 😅

I used this video as a reference for an online class, specifically the part about "imagine a color you can't even imagine, now do that nine more times", and got an A on the assignment.

Love this channel,the information,the humour and wonderful wild life.

Imagine a colour that you can't even imagine. Now do that nine more times. That is how a mantis shrimp do.

@mayoiga9178

9 жыл бұрын

my brain exploded though haha

@TRFAD

9 жыл бұрын

They're probably like tripping out at every thing. That's why they kill everything.

@Nojaru

9 жыл бұрын

Dodecachromacy?

@mip0

9 жыл бұрын

ye that part was fking genius

@undeadpresident

9 жыл бұрын

***** lol

" have you heard the story of the hermit crab and the mantis shrimp? one day, that's it, that's the whole story." lmfao

It’s funny to hear how much his voice has changed

"Did that guy just hand him his own arm?" Mantis Shrimp cares less than Honey Badger do.

A mantis shrimp punches with 1500 newtons of force, which is about 58 pounds. The average mantis shrimp weighs about 6 ounces. Meaning, a mantis shrimp has a power to weight ratio of 407 to 1. For a 180 pound human to match that ratio they would have to punch with a force of 45,871 newtons. That is a punch with the weight of 4,675 pounds behind it. The world record for the hardest punch is just over 1,000 pounds. That's so insane.

@timesink.redeux

10 жыл бұрын

Nice. Thanks for doing the math,

have you ever heard to story of the hermit crab and the mantis shrimp... "one day... that's it that's the whole story"

@JojonathanOliveira

4 жыл бұрын

It's a Sith legend

@anantwadhwani263

3 жыл бұрын

Yea we watched the video too

@shamskhalil5669

3 жыл бұрын

That's the best part

@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901

3 жыл бұрын

"Did anyone ever tell you the Tragedy of Darth Hermit, the Crab?"

I kept a peacock mangos shrimp for a few years in a separate tank above my main marine tank.. by far the most interesting and engaging critter of all the weird stuff I had living in the reef tank.. they way they move reminds me of Randall from monsters Inc.creepy but mesmerisi g at the same time.

I highly enjoyed your commentary!! This was very interesting!! Thank you for being awesome!

2:40 "And even generates light and heat. That's some mortal kombat finishing move shit right there."

"Shut up and take my arm" needs to be a meme.

@shamanazakura

9 жыл бұрын

Angel Shark Like this? imgflip.com/i/mgsv7

@Arthroplura

9 жыл бұрын

shamanazakura That's looks good, but it is not clear enough to work sadly. Maybe I will upload a cleaner photo of that scene and use that or another image of a crab self-amputating. Great work though making the meme. :)

@shamanazakura

9 жыл бұрын

Angel Shark Thanks :) I thought the image looked a little blurry too, but sadly I couldn't get a better screenshot from this video

@Arthroplura

9 жыл бұрын

shamanazakura I'll have to make it over the summer once I download a program to take snapshots of my monitor for me.

@user-vc5rp7nf8f

8 жыл бұрын

Lol that shrimp actually cut off his own arm wtf!

I knew that mantis shrimp could break your hand, but I never knew how terrifying they actually were until today.

I am genuinely mad at the fact that I can't imagine a new color

1:30 "which is why he's dressing like an idiot" omfg that made me laugh so much

@scp--297

6 жыл бұрын

IndustryOfMagic Same.

@kindsorrow1762

5 жыл бұрын

I legit just read this when he said that.

@vincem3748

5 жыл бұрын

"and this explains the modern clown as well" 😂😂😂

all im saying is he actually pulled a crab out of its shell to eat him. if that is not the most badass thing ever. New favorite animal haha

@wioi

5 жыл бұрын

It was not the crabs shell. The crab was just hiding in it.

@jtktomb8598

5 жыл бұрын

It was an hermit crab

Funniest clip I watched in a long time, you had me laughing hysterically for hours just remembering the lines randomly for the whole day. Thank you and keep it up, muhahahaha.

Happy to have found this again. Zefrank never fails to make me laugh.

Soar like an eagle, hit like a motherfucking mantis shrimp

@joeyberg5765

10 жыл бұрын

^this guy

@hdofu

9 жыл бұрын

If rocky had this advice... he'd have won in the last movie

Just take my arm and leave me alone 😂😂😂😂😂

@othmanaljameel7024

7 жыл бұрын

xDDDDDDDD. Wow this thing is a savage

@alyan9600

7 жыл бұрын

Othman Aljameel

@lemonlime0817

7 жыл бұрын

Yehia Abdelrahman It actually gave its left arm to mantis shrimp with right arm😂😂,

@yehiaalshehri1006

7 жыл бұрын

Derek Jeter whoa I didn't notice it 😂

@SammyWhell

7 жыл бұрын

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY ARM!!!11!1 (does anyone get the reference, plz do)

10 years old and i still love to watch this vid

Mantis shrimp just have parts of the perfect evolution from other animals combined on their body

"and like the modern clown, the mantis shrimp has a psychopathic killing instinct" im dead

@frog6992

6 жыл бұрын

Jeff Otieno From the clown?

@shadowthedragon7151

5 жыл бұрын

Of course

@idiocyincorporated7635

5 жыл бұрын

Best reply rewards go to ^^^^^

@vincem3748

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, "it" sure does! ... ...I'll... show myself out now...

This is the kind of thing that lives on our own planet. Imagine how batshit insane alien lifeforms probably are.

@christianwetzel9709

10 жыл бұрын

jesues if aliens could detect 3 million wave links i would be like dam son

@bliffity2692

10 жыл бұрын

christian wetzel Who says we can't?

@christianwetzel9709

10 жыл бұрын

you just blew my mind

@bliffity2692

10 жыл бұрын

That's kind of an ironic thing to say, because we are going to blow up the heads of everyone in 3014. The mayans were just a century off but they were too close so we killed them all.

@1q3er5

10 жыл бұрын

The cavitation bubble thing is crazy.

"What ,you can clean your eyeballs? That's crazy" 😂😂😂😂😂

this is one of my all time favorite videos on youtube

"The story of the mantis Shrimp and the hermit crab" - 9/10 like skyrim with psychoclown shrimp

@keith021597

8 жыл бұрын

+Fred Smith i rate it a 5/7

@Tinfoilpain

8 жыл бұрын

r/ well r/ everything is leaking...

@MrJGWIN

8 жыл бұрын

+Keith You dont need to know my last name I agree, prefect 5/7!

@heheheiamderpmatter375

6 жыл бұрын

No, it's a 666/1.

The mantis shrimp must be the spirit animal of aspiring artists everywhere. If anyone is wondering if their painting is turning out good, just imagine what the mantis shrimp sees when he looks at it, and then openly weep at the inability to see the myriad of colors that the mantis shrimp can. And the inability to cause reality to collapse in on itself by punching things.

@Dj_equinox

8 жыл бұрын

some people actually can its a very rare disorder

@sirquaffler542

8 жыл бұрын

What, causing reality to collapse in on itself by punching things? What's the disorder called, ASD (Acute Saitama Disorder)?

@Dj_equinox

8 жыл бұрын

the color disorder not punching things so fast you kill them disorder

@sirquaffler542

8 жыл бұрын

djmanley1000 lol I knew that. I just thought it would be funny if that's what you meant.

@arf410

8 жыл бұрын

+Sir Quaffler ASD. that's genius.

Thank you so much for what you do!

2:30 tells you what a sissy punch newton had. 😂😂😂

I think the most insufferable pain any man could ever go through in his life is to have one of those things punch him in the testicles

@richard32536

10 жыл бұрын

Do you really need to talk about having pain in testicles?

@TomboTime

10 жыл бұрын

everyone was thinking it

@TomboTime

10 жыл бұрын

***** well, a good chunk of people are, so chances are if I didn't bring it up somebody would.

@richard32536

10 жыл бұрын

TomboTime So you're assuming lots of people are testicle obsessed retards?

@philc749

10 жыл бұрын

Chad x Well I guess we know which user lost his testicles to an unfortunate mantis shrimp incident.

“Even the octopus who is quite a badass, can’t even deal with these psycho bastards” 💀💀

Still one of the funniest videos on youtube! Thank you!

This is absolutely the best! ❤️❤️❤️ the bbc channel your the best Thank you Keep these jewels coming 💪🏼⚡️💪🏼

When I was in the Philippines, one of the markets I saw had a bunch of these evil little shits available for exotic seafood. But all of the live ones were sealed up in bottles because the shopkeep had to find a way to keep the shrimp alive without having anymore customers sent to the hospital from being speared or punched...

@sakitrain7766

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@evilspongebob6233

5 жыл бұрын

Huh

have you ever heard the story of the hermit crab and mantis shrimp ? one day... that's it. That's the whole story.

@erikleonardi6642

7 жыл бұрын

that shit made me laugh 😂😂

@mkb7001

6 жыл бұрын

darth mantis shrimp the wise

@AlexDarden

6 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I cried.

@nenefondo

5 жыл бұрын

😆😂😂😂😂

I definitely like this guy's style keeps it funny but informative.

I had one of these suckers punch right through my water shoes. Broke the skin underneath deep enough that I still have a small scar from it. They’re such fascinating creatures