True Facts : Ant Mutualism

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  • @ren09rn
    @ren09rn6 жыл бұрын

    You mock David, but he's actually the lead singer of Fungus Chambers.

  • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

    @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ren RN xd

  • @fettychow7648

    @fettychow7648

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ex dee

  • @theroguegamer9016

    @theroguegamer9016

    5 жыл бұрын

    He makes really good songs. Good job David

  • @buckjohnson1119

    @buckjohnson1119

    5 жыл бұрын

    Worker ants are female. There are no David’s.

  • @fettychow7648

    @fettychow7648

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@buckjohnson1119 Women can be named David

  • @terrencethompson8423
    @terrencethompson84234 жыл бұрын

    I felt proud of myself when he said “Good job Terrence, that is a good leaf.” My name is Terrence

  • @thestrangers6524

    @thestrangers6524

    4 жыл бұрын

    You did a good job out there

  • @wwevampirequeen9632

    @wwevampirequeen9632

    4 жыл бұрын

    How ironic lol

  • @steveglen3354

    @steveglen3354

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good Now go back to work ..Naaaaow

  • @sarahkilo3606

    @sarahkilo3606

    4 жыл бұрын

    David Dobrik felt sad

  • @michaelyu2744

    @michaelyu2744

    4 жыл бұрын

    imagine being named David

  • @far_centrist
    @far_centrist4 жыл бұрын

    David's log : infiltration mission, days 54. they are still suspicious of me.

  • @nekrataali

    @nekrataali

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is funny because ant mimicry is a thing. Dave isn't actually a leaf cutter ant (who are all female except for drones anyway)...Dave is an ant spider.

  • @Sesshomaru474

    @Sesshomaru474

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nekrataali but neither scenes were ant spiders so....

  • @toastie8173

    @toastie8173

    4 жыл бұрын

    Day 74: I have realised that this is infact fungus used for food, not getting high

  • @injunsun

    @injunsun

    3 жыл бұрын

    @-_XGrimmy McGrimmsX_- Yeah, ASS crack! Reeww!!

  • @Bennahr_Fett

    @Bennahr_Fett

    2 жыл бұрын

    Day 1129: So Jessica may have cheated on me with brad.. Im going to introduce her to our friendly neighbor hood spider for dinner..

  • @dalcon555
    @dalcon5555 жыл бұрын

    I feel personally attacked right now

  • @chadcoulter5119

    @chadcoulter5119

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ha funny. Poor david

  • @Sonichero151

    @Sonichero151

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stop carrying that poop around David the fungus doesn't want it

  • @paulinelarson465

    @paulinelarson465

    4 жыл бұрын

    One of my grandsons is named David. It means "beloved". He is a very smart, hard working, young man. He can tell you about the benefits of manure in the compost pile and the garden. We have always told him that he is our favorite David !

  • @zawarudo3054

    @zawarudo3054

    4 жыл бұрын

    I knew a few David's .. all are now from herion overdoses . Weird coincidence. And sad. Met another David not long ago hope he doesn't ...you know

  • @coreyyamaguchi8787

    @coreyyamaguchi8787

    4 жыл бұрын

    Way to go david

  • @edoboleyn
    @edoboleyn6 жыл бұрын

    David is doing the best he can.

  • @davebuchan81

    @davebuchan81

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad someone thinks so.....

  • @bDwS27

    @bDwS27

    6 жыл бұрын

    If more people (ants) helped instead of ignored poor David just imagine how far he'd be right now

  • @Quincy_Morris

    @Quincy_Morris

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah!

  • @ESPlover707

    @ESPlover707

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes i am

  • @shamanthjilla

    @shamanthjilla

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mere C Goddmanit David you had one job

  • @tmaxon8
    @tmaxon86 жыл бұрын

    "Perhaps life is really about finding a taker for what you are giving." Deep

  • @DiabloJaz12

    @DiabloJaz12

    5 жыл бұрын

    Both that quote and your comment work as sex jokes.

  • @ohyeahyeahterminatorismyna3418

    @ohyeahyeahterminatorismyna3418

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah , absolutely ... and that's "THE UNDERTAKER" ... now that sounds much more ironic...

  • @martinxy1291

    @martinxy1291

    5 жыл бұрын

    Balls Deep

  • @dfortini1056

    @dfortini1056

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@DiabloJaz12 rule 34

  • @nospamman4443
    @nospamman44435 жыл бұрын

    "i would gladly secrete a tiny little hamburger out of my belly button for you to eat" .. nothing more satisfying than a saucy narrator

  • @jennhutchinson4328

    @jennhutchinson4328

    4 жыл бұрын

    And have a fanny pack full of napkins lol

  • @Schmooplzzz

    @Schmooplzzz

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jennhutchinson4328 And a half shirt.XDDD

  • @HaloHighlightz

    @HaloHighlightz

    4 жыл бұрын

    I read this right as he said it lol I love when that happens 😅

  • @katherinenyberg7891

    @katherinenyberg7891

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh goodness- can't stop laughing!

  • @injunsun

    @injunsun

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wasn't sure where he was going to suggest a secretion from...🤭🤪

  • @juandoyle5104
    @juandoyle51044 жыл бұрын

    Why you are so cute? " tapy tapy back to sleep" I just can't handle it

  • @loop78

    @loop78

    4 жыл бұрын

    Favorite line 😂

  • @raul286162

    @raul286162

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same I laughed a lot

  • @exaltedarchvile4357
    @exaltedarchvile43576 жыл бұрын

    David... David no. That's not a leaf. Sorry, David was just dropped on his head as a larvae that's all. He's what we call the "Special" Ant.

  • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

    @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

    6 жыл бұрын

    Super Booster Boy xd

  • @KrysDlite

    @KrysDlite

    6 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 I read that in Zefrank’s voice and it’s amazing! Very funny!

  • @stizzacrizack5050

    @stizzacrizack5050

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why are you calling me special... :(

  • @user-nu8in3ey8c

    @user-nu8in3ey8c

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's cold, and hilarious. Another reason to not tappy tappy your larvae on their heads...... They will become a David that think that fecal matter pieces are leaves.........

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy12216 жыл бұрын

    *Goddamnit David.*

  • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

    @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

    6 жыл бұрын

    Isagaillol

  • @megadon_

    @megadon_

    6 жыл бұрын

    Isagail what did I do?

  • @frankcastle9691

    @frankcastle9691

    6 жыл бұрын

    MegaDon he carries poop.

  • @dededeedles

    @dededeedles

    6 жыл бұрын

    GETITTOGETHER DAVID

  • @bruhusmomentus5824

    @bruhusmomentus5824

    6 жыл бұрын

    *N O , D A V I D !* anybody else remember that book?

  • @argolake8623
    @argolake86234 жыл бұрын

    When I was doing tree research abroad in Costa Rica, my colleagues were studying leaf cutter ants. They were seeing how fast they go, and they marked out a distance with little pieces of red paper. But one of the ants decided it was a leaf cutting and picked it up to take back to the nest. So among all the green you could see a little bit of red slowly moving up the trail.

  • @christiandidonna8808

    @christiandidonna8808

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s really cool

  • @williamchamberlain2263

    @williamchamberlain2263

    Жыл бұрын

    Could do it with some good quality video and some good object-tracking software - talk to the computer science/AI researchers and see if they know any off the shelf or have a good degree/masters/PhD who'd like a challenge.

  • @williamchamberlain2263

    @williamchamberlain2263

    Жыл бұрын

    @Tim please tell me that's a phrase you can use on a grant application

  • @nachorodriguez6380

    @nachorodriguez6380

    Жыл бұрын

    Perhaps that was David

  • @kevinjustice1765

    @kevinjustice1765

    11 ай бұрын

    Yea but how slowly exactly? I guess we'll never know now....thanks David

  • @mikailyshmaelalba8340
    @mikailyshmaelalba83404 жыл бұрын

    "Perhaps life is really just about finding a taker, for what you are giving."

  • @Nemesis0513

    @Nemesis0513

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’ve got practically nothing... you can take a look, though.

  • @bobblob6220

    @bobblob6220

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Afrodisiac **ugly* man

  • @deismaccountant

    @deismaccountant

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like real life Mutualism amongst humans!

  • @carmengogeidnas9670

    @carmengogeidnas9670

    3 жыл бұрын

    Truer words have never been spoken...

  • @supersonictumbleweed

    @supersonictumbleweed

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can relate. Still trying to get into my dream job

  • @TaranVH
    @TaranVH6 жыл бұрын

    Don't think I didn't notice that this one was more educational than usual!

  • @IstasPumaNevada

    @IstasPumaNevada

    6 жыл бұрын

    I love when the truth is so weird that it's better than making things up. Except in regards to imperialism. Then it's just depressing.

  • @pheonixsheppard9012

    @pheonixsheppard9012

    6 жыл бұрын

    IstasPumaNevada So, you enjoy making stuff up about Imperialism? Do you work at buzzfeed?

  • @PRdeSO

    @PRdeSO

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's REALLY True Facts

  • @deathtaco4095

    @deathtaco4095

    6 жыл бұрын

    oh hey its you

  • @watermelonwatsittoya

    @watermelonwatsittoya

    6 жыл бұрын

    Have you ever watched natgeo wild there's some crazy shit on there everything This guy is talking about it this I've learned from watching natgeo wild

  • @FightingMario54321
    @FightingMario543216 жыл бұрын

    The return we didn’t deserve. Welcome back.

  • @nickjs5773

    @nickjs5773

    6 жыл бұрын

    I've been a good boy!

  • @DracoDovakiin
    @DracoDovakiin4 жыл бұрын

    David even got his own place in the credits. There is hope for him yet.

  • @favoritemustard3542

    @favoritemustard3542

    3 жыл бұрын

    So did Dr. Quit...meyer... ₆₉ᵗʰ 👍

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi5 жыл бұрын

    He’s like a proud ant father/teacher until David comes along

  • @TierZoo
    @TierZoo6 жыл бұрын

    I see Facebook Watch's exclusive rights to this episode expired

  • @ujjwaljha2402

    @ujjwaljha2402

    6 жыл бұрын

    TierZoo I don't know which channel i like more yours or his ?

  • @SnowBrae

    @SnowBrae

    6 жыл бұрын

    Collab between you two when

  • @defrte

    @defrte

    6 жыл бұрын

    Huh, I'm put of the loop, can someone explain this?

  • @DxSkeith

    @DxSkeith

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol you should do a review of KZread Content Creator Species with Zefrank, or true facts about KZreadrs as a species. Either way, if you guys teamed up the product would be diamonds

  • @kaluahmon

    @kaluahmon

    6 жыл бұрын

    Of course you would watch this series.

  • @zenitrammpr
    @zenitrammpr6 жыл бұрын

    That is how David do

  • @reddeath5791

    @reddeath5791

    6 жыл бұрын

    Matthew Martinez I NEVER KNEW I WAS AN ANT!!!!!!!!!

  • @shanematthews1985

    @shanematthews1985

    6 жыл бұрын

    David is best ant

  • @trevorsnair4790

    @trevorsnair4790

    6 жыл бұрын

    David ain’t very intelligANT. Get it

  • @davidcomer2338

    @davidcomer2338

    6 жыл бұрын

    Matthew Martinez so this is how I do

  • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

    @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

    6 жыл бұрын

    Matthew Martinez lol

  • @SolusDarkcoat
    @SolusDarkcoat5 жыл бұрын

    "David, that's poop" *HE'S TRYING HIS BEST!*

  • @taylortaylor4985

    @taylortaylor4985

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ily

  • @neveryawn

    @neveryawn

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bruh moment

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill634 жыл бұрын

    I listened & laughed at him saying "Snippet of nipple" for a long time.

  • @azurecielo52479

    @azurecielo52479

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too!

  • @TheMisslotus78

    @TheMisslotus78

    4 жыл бұрын

    You’re both high lol

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63

    @st4ne4rmthevill63

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheMisslotus78 i wish...I had to quit smoking weed for a job almost 2yrs ago 😩😩😩 i miss it everyday.

  • @marleinasmom

    @marleinasmom

    4 жыл бұрын

    Snipple

  • @yes0r787

    @yes0r787

    3 жыл бұрын

    Creeped me right out.

  • @umphreak9999
    @umphreak99996 жыл бұрын

    it's like my pappy always said, "If at first you don't succeed, milk the aphid by stroking their rears to stimulate the flow of sugar rich secretions." But then again, he was in a mental hospital at the time so we really didn't think much of it.

  • @MelA-wr9rb

    @MelA-wr9rb

    6 жыл бұрын

    Looks to me like perhaps you guys had him committed a bit prematurely? Hmmmm?? ;)

  • @umphreak9999

    @umphreak9999

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mel A well, that was with meds on a good day, but when he started giving live "demonstrations" at local bus stops we had to do something, and the police didn't buy the whole performance art excuse

  • @JovanaSanchez000

    @JovanaSanchez000

    5 жыл бұрын

    Was his name David?

  • @TaranVH
    @TaranVH6 жыл бұрын

    I definitely needed more true facts in my life.

  • @alexlam24

    @alexlam24

    6 жыл бұрын

    Taran Van Hemert Need more thicc Dennis

  • @mudlark4099

    @mudlark4099

    6 жыл бұрын

    Taran Van Hemert don't we all 🐜

  • @thenerscylla2388

    @thenerscylla2388

    6 жыл бұрын

    get back to editing

  • @FantasyAddict95

    @FantasyAddict95

    6 жыл бұрын

    well rejoice all ye subscribers, because it looks like he's been working on quite a few videos, since he's been releasing new ones regularly recently after years of silence! may we continue to learn how the various critters do!

  • @JustSomebody5

    @JustSomebody5

    6 жыл бұрын

    I second that!

  • @incognitoburrito7458
    @incognitoburrito74583 жыл бұрын

    I remember going to an insect exhibit and they had a tank of live leaf cutter ants. As I looked closely at the tank, I noticed the ants were piled up on the corner and crawling their way up. The ants were trying to escape.

  • @areid5907

    @areid5907

    Жыл бұрын

    They could have just tunnels out of rhe glass by using lasers made out of leaves and refracted light, but that would also require huge amounts of poop for a power sauce.

  • @areid5907

    @areid5907

    Жыл бұрын

    Christianity is worse than baked beans. At least you can still eat the beans. With Christianity you get nothing but imaginary beans.

  • @Luigicat11

    @Luigicat11

    Жыл бұрын

    @@areid5907 I mean you're not necessarily wrong, but what prompted the statement?

  • @dailynotes2845

    @dailynotes2845

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Luigicat11 Probably an ant

  • @User-47.00
    @User-47.004 жыл бұрын

    Ants are so much more advanced than people realize. They’re incredibly fascinating.

  • @isaacsechslingloff9894

    @isaacsechslingloff9894

    4 жыл бұрын

    not advanced, in fact their so simple...... yet so.. efficient

  • @MrRight0930

    @MrRight0930

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@isaacsechslingloff9894 ants themselves are simple, but their society though

  • @isaacsechslingloff9894

    @isaacsechslingloff9894

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrRight0930 They are like cells in a body, simply reacting to networks of vast stimuli.. all alive themselves.. but all small pieces of a gigantic, vast, more complex organism

  • @nordicfalcon

    @nordicfalcon

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nathaniel Vannatter you would love the AntsCanada channel. Top quality videos. But you might have heard of them already.

  • @theforeskincollector4603

    @theforeskincollector4603

    4 жыл бұрын

    You know there just "the little communist of nature " right?

  • @jacob_90s
    @jacob_90s6 жыл бұрын

    I get the impression Frank has been uploading videos for the last 4 years, and recently had a "oh shit!" moment when he realized they were all private.

  • @mariecarie1

    @mariecarie1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jacob Wells XD

  • @AwesomeGames56

    @AwesomeGames56

    6 жыл бұрын

    I would definitely not be surprised.

  • @HarryKrinkle

    @HarryKrinkle

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's because Buzzfeed didn't allow you to post anything that was not on Buzzfeed. I don't know if they changed that or if Frank left Buzzfeed, but whatever the case, I'm for it.

  • @50calcaleb58
    @50calcaleb585 жыл бұрын

    honey dewwwwrrrr

  • @SketchyScribe

    @SketchyScribe

    5 жыл бұрын

    50cal Caleb thank god im not the only one who notices that every time it makes me cringe

  • @hughjaanus6680

    @hughjaanus6680

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@SketchyScribe His English pronunciation is is good, but I have noticed that also. Bit like Brits that say drawer instead of draw (drawering) Some yanks do the same, in the TV series Matlock he pointed out people from Arkansas (say Kansas then Arkansas, hmmm) have this trait.

  • @hughjaanus6680

    @hughjaanus6680

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@SketchyScribe Look at the one about the angler fish:- @ 1:07 "in fron of its mouth" why cant Americans say FRONT?

  • @DubTheG

    @DubTheG

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hughjaanus6680 I can say front just fine. Lmao, where do you get that we can't pronounce front? 😂🤔 Just because a few dumbass Americans can't say certain words, doesn't mean none of us can. I'm sure whatever country you live in has plenty of dipshits that can't speak properly as well. So try rephrasing that to, "Why do people have problems pronouncing 'Front'?" Weirdo.

  • @martindesrocher4528

    @martindesrocher4528

    4 жыл бұрын

    makes me laugh every time !

  • @tazthe3252
    @tazthe32522 жыл бұрын

    0:25 People with the name "David" gonna hate this part!

  • @Lefeurouge
    @Lefeurouge5 жыл бұрын

    3:15 is gold: "Tappy, tappy: back to sleep!"

  • @jetboi08
    @jetboi086 жыл бұрын

    "A snippet of nipple" I never thought I would hear that sentence in my life time. Thank you sir.

  • @CarBENbased

    @CarBENbased

    6 жыл бұрын

    I really expected him to say "snipple" after that.

  • @fugglepugg8055
    @fugglepugg80556 жыл бұрын

    I am very fond of they way you say dew.

  • @Wuzzup129

    @Wuzzup129

    6 жыл бұрын

    Alana Nicole *Doo*

  • @MyLuggage12345

    @MyLuggage12345

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's how ZeFrank do.

  • @Duncan_Idaho_Potato

    @Duncan_Idaho_Potato

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Drrw".

  • @sudevsen

    @sudevsen

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's how the ant dew

  • @moss_yt

    @moss_yt

    6 жыл бұрын

    “Honey Dyuhr”

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g5 жыл бұрын

    1:00 I like how one of them has a blunt lol.

  • @camerondon3712

    @camerondon3712

    3 жыл бұрын

    I couldn't not wonder what that was. I knew it was a leaf, but still.

  • @michellelee8933

    @michellelee8933

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol that's snoop antt, dogg's professional full time blunt roller

  • @localroboplaguedoc
    @localroboplaguedoc4 жыл бұрын

    David was never the smartest of the group. But, he's funny and we love him anyway.

  • @leilamathias-hayes2344
    @leilamathias-hayes23446 жыл бұрын

    Having this come back is the highlight of 2018

  • @hhharada
    @hhharada6 жыл бұрын

    "Go David" "David, don't go changing for nobody"

  • @TheTomsdrc
    @TheTomsdrc4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if ants were self aware. Nothing would be done and they would just be depressed and procrastinate all day.

  • @bneletismociquli

    @bneletismociquli

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah, imagine...

  • @nou1438

    @nou1438

    4 жыл бұрын

    Free will is just an illusion 😜

  • @curiousfiend1169

    @curiousfiend1169

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nou1438👍😉 sweet as, that's your choice.

  • @Lodac1977

    @Lodac1977

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ants actually are self aware. Scientists put a drop of paint on their face and placed a mirror in front of them and they started touching the dot

  • @brianneh1547

    @brianneh1547

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Lodac1977 I don’t know who told you that, but ants have TERRIBLE eyesight. Hate to break it to you, but that’s impossible. They live mostly by touching, scent trails, and tasting. I’d love to see a reputable scientific journal of this experiment you speak of if you’ll post it.

  • @mrsstabbystab1109
    @mrsstabbystab11094 жыл бұрын

    "David, come back David, that's poop" 😂

  • @sleon7340
    @sleon73406 жыл бұрын

    You are a comedic light on dark times in many of our lives, Zefrank, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for that

  • @sleon7340

    @sleon7340

    6 жыл бұрын

    Greetings fellow non mouse voiced by Michael J Fox Stuart!

  • @InnannasRainbow

    @InnannasRainbow

    6 жыл бұрын

    That is how Zefrank do.

  • @W0lfSh1eld

    @W0lfSh1eld

    6 жыл бұрын

    stuart leon that is how we subscribers do xD

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage6 жыл бұрын

    "A snippet of nipple" is a waaay better band name.

  • @akumaplantstudios8869

    @akumaplantstudios8869

    5 жыл бұрын

    That will be the title to my memoir.

  • @rubinnz

    @rubinnz

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'd much prefer snippet of foreskin.

  • @xiomast3187

    @xiomast3187

    5 жыл бұрын

    A snipple

  • @kidyomu89

    @kidyomu89

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fungus Chambers goES HARD YOU B*CH.

  • @TheDave6vi6
    @TheDave6vi64 жыл бұрын

    I have to say every time you mention David in your videos I feel honored to have been chosen to be in your videos portraying the”Ant” Who can forget my all time Academy award nominated as Best Crustacean the role of the bubble crab. There are David’s all over the world but there is the one & only... I am The David.

  • @kevingubernatis3324
    @kevingubernatis33245 жыл бұрын

    Finally got around to watching this one. As usual I learn something so thank you. The whole concept of aphids being cows to ants is deeply fascinating. Also, if you're feeling weird about all the secretions, just remember that you probably have a big bowl of secretion in the morning with some plant matter in it, or perhaps you put some secretion in your morning cup of plant matter dirt water.

  • @MakoRuu
    @MakoRuu6 жыл бұрын

    *Two Ants One Aphid.*

  • @HarryManbackYouTube

    @HarryManbackYouTube

    6 жыл бұрын

    This needs more likes

  • @Gefnir

    @Gefnir

    6 жыл бұрын

    And David

  • @scottaylor3868

    @scottaylor3868

    6 жыл бұрын

    Two Aphids, one ant would be more accurate.

  • @MakoRuu

    @MakoRuu

    6 жыл бұрын

    Don't fucking be that guy, Scot.

  • @tsukkiyosea4126

    @tsukkiyosea4126

    6 жыл бұрын

    368 people who liked that comment no longer enjoy chocolate soft serve

  • @Lathland
    @Lathland6 жыл бұрын

    I am of the firm belief that David simply knows something the rest of us do not. David is ahead of his time, we should all look to David to future advances! Or just put him in the corner and ignore him. One of the two, but never both.

  • @hoov_er3735

    @hoov_er3735

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lathland #David2020

  • @davideloiza1779

    @davideloiza1779

    6 жыл бұрын

    tfw

  • @lollenstein2926

    @lollenstein2926

    6 жыл бұрын

    He's got my vote!

  • @davidcomer2338

    @davidcomer2338

    6 жыл бұрын

    I get votes whoo

  • @zoracksoffspring3711

    @zoracksoffspring3711

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lollenstein : if voting means I spit my rum n coke out of my nose even though I was using a straw ... then I voted too !

  • @TheAverageTechGuy
    @TheAverageTechGuy5 жыл бұрын

    Come back David, "That's POOP" Too funny...

  • @wanfarahwanzainuddin7850
    @wanfarahwanzainuddin78505 жыл бұрын

    Dear Mr zefrank, your wonderful voice and hilarious videos have become my go-to cure for headaches. Thank you so much for your videos.

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio

    @OtakuUnitedStudio

    3 жыл бұрын

    His name actually is Ze Frank. Ze is short for Hosea.

  • @catfan321
    @catfan3216 жыл бұрын

    "Good job, Terrance, that is a good leaf Milo, Angie, well done Good, Katie David, come back, David, that's poop"

  • @JonesCrimson

    @JonesCrimson

    6 жыл бұрын

    "David, look around you! No one is carrying anything that even resembles poop! Except for you."

  • @ollie7070

    @ollie7070

    5 жыл бұрын

    i died at that part lol

  • @Merthyc
    @Merthyc6 жыл бұрын

    I, for one, support David's staunch individualism.

  • @Horny_Fruit_Flies

    @Horny_Fruit_Flies

    6 жыл бұрын

    David's individualism puts the colony's collectivist philosophy in jeopardy.

  • @Jackw00pw00p2

    @Jackw00pw00p2

    6 жыл бұрын

    Why doesn't the world try to collect poop like me? You go little man.

  • @davidmcpherson5933

    @davidmcpherson5933

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thank you.

  • @kid.hudson_
    @kid.hudson_4 жыл бұрын

    0:52 "of course the question is, What the farmers mother..." lmao has me dead

  • @stevonico
    @stevonico4 жыл бұрын

    Cordyceps is fungi’s way of getting revenge for their enslaved brethren

  • @kralik394

    @kralik394

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact I just made up: the full scientific name of it is Cordyceps spartacus.

  • @camillebrenes
    @camillebrenes5 жыл бұрын

    I secreted tears out of my eyes while watching this, and my stomach hurts. That's how I do.

  • @peepoobeepoo5842

    @peepoobeepoo5842

    5 жыл бұрын

    AddictedBassAnglers that is how an addictebassangler do

  • @dorfsteen

    @dorfsteen

    5 жыл бұрын

    You're killing me oh my God LOL

  • @Orangecatty

    @Orangecatty

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's how you dew*

  • @dorfsteen

    @dorfsteen

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Orangecatty by the way what the hell happened to Frank again 2 months we're jonesing here Frank

  • @ScribblebytesWorldwide

    @ScribblebytesWorldwide

    5 жыл бұрын

    Can I drink them? I've always wanted to taste white tears! 😂 😂 I'm kidding! I'm kidding yall! Oh lordt! I'm on the spectrum this is my sense of humor. I love Madonna, she's cool. 😎

  • @emihay9915
    @emihay99156 жыл бұрын

    My one year old sons name is david and he has a bad habit of digging in his diaper so that "David get back here that's poop" really hit home lmao

  • @sumeahsking8019

    @sumeahsking8019

    6 жыл бұрын

    Emi Hay David sucks

  • @emihay9915

    @emihay9915

    6 жыл бұрын

    sumeahs king sometimes he really does suck lmao. But he's a wonderful baby when he's not acting out. I love him very much

  • @macylouwho1187

    @macylouwho1187

    6 жыл бұрын

    That’s normal baby behavior, otherwise known as “that’s how a bebe do”, in zefrank speak 😂

  • @emihay9915

    @emihay9915

    6 жыл бұрын

    MacyLouWho ahaha i totally heard that in his voice 😂

  • @shypluto
    @shypluto4 жыл бұрын

    “that is how [insert organism] do”

  • @treekid2963

    @treekid2963

    3 жыл бұрын

    that is how the leafcutter do

  • @bobdylan3924
    @bobdylan39244 жыл бұрын

    i love this channel, i do zoology and all the information is factual yet hilarious as well. Please never stop this keeps me going through the degree

  • @cindylikersa9411
    @cindylikersa94116 жыл бұрын

    Classic David

  • @chrisedwards3449

    @chrisedwards3449

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cindy Likersa names not David that's a girl ant

  • @PyroJohn19

    @PyroJohn19

    6 жыл бұрын

    Chris Edwards Don't assume it's gender. It could be a transboy ant

  • @RandomerThanAverage

    @RandomerThanAverage

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @krylesangerbeaver

    @krylesangerbeaver

    6 жыл бұрын

    The video with David going by so proudly carrying the poop and this comment, both made me laugh so much!

  • @dv4497

    @dv4497

    6 жыл бұрын

    Listen man, I cant help it

  • @aaronwalton8057
    @aaronwalton80576 жыл бұрын

    I think poor David was dropped on his head when he was a larva. :(

  • @colleenc5932

    @colleenc5932

    6 жыл бұрын

    aaron walton hahaha thanks for the laugh 😂

  • @aaronwalton8057

    @aaronwalton8057

    6 жыл бұрын

    Your welcome ^^

  • @xpicx_8805

    @xpicx_8805

    6 жыл бұрын

    aaron walton

  • @AlbedoDream
    @AlbedoDream4 жыл бұрын

    “Tappy tappy back to sleep” lmfao 🤣

  • @michaeldowlin6778
    @michaeldowlin67783 жыл бұрын

    I cannot contain the love I have for this man and his channel. What a legend! You're in another league! You cheers me the fuck up no matter what. I genuinely love your work mate.

  • @googly4038
    @googly40385 жыл бұрын

    I swear you say hidey hole in every episode.

  • @Actionnelll

    @Actionnelll

    5 жыл бұрын

    And its funny everytime 🤣

  • @stick-itproductions.3307

    @stick-itproductions.3307

    5 жыл бұрын

    He also says, That's how ____ dooooo

  • @codyvanderzwaag8031

    @codyvanderzwaag8031

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@stick-itproductions.3307 that's my favorite line

  • @caduriejavier6567

    @caduriejavier6567

    5 жыл бұрын

    666 likes

  • @vincem3748

    @vincem3748

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yep, it's a zefrankism. Together with "bebeh"

  • @HigeYatsu
    @HigeYatsu6 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, how fondly I remember all of those afternoons of my youth. Drinking Capri Sun, feet comfortably embraced by a pair of pump Reebok sneakers, playing Leafy Leafy, Who's an A**hole from sunrise until sunset. My grandmother would have to ring a bell to beckon me home, lest the game would continue deep into the night.

  • @vmorris7639

    @vmorris7639

    6 жыл бұрын

    Matt Kingman Love it! Lol

  • @doubtingthomas6146
    @doubtingthomas61464 жыл бұрын

    I love the fact that you included Dave the Ant in the freaking credits.

  • @gar4206
    @gar42064 жыл бұрын

    Can we get a compilation of all the times he talks about or makes fun of a David

  • @cassaroooo
    @cassaroooo6 жыл бұрын

    I like that you went with "half-shirt" instead of "crop top."

  • @ChuckKeough
    @ChuckKeough5 жыл бұрын

    Tappy tappy, back to sleep, lol!

  • @Qaiseredits430

    @Qaiseredits430

    5 жыл бұрын

    I watched your comment while he said it.

  • @jynxijuxtapoze3508
    @jynxijuxtapoze35083 жыл бұрын

    anyone else laugh themself to tears when the phrase “leafy, leafy, who’s an asshole?” was said? no? just me?

  • @mamapetillo8675
    @mamapetillo86753 жыл бұрын

    Finding a taker for what you are giving. Yes. Goals.

  • @AliceQuinnRose
    @AliceQuinnRose6 жыл бұрын

    Oh I’ve missed you zfrank. And leave David alone, he’s his own ant.

  • @marleinasmom

    @marleinasmom

    6 жыл бұрын

    Alice Pope-Terry Mant.

  • @breakfastcasual7800

    @breakfastcasual7800

    6 жыл бұрын

    David is a girl!

  • @marleinasmom

    @marleinasmom

    6 жыл бұрын

    Breakfast Casual Womant

  • @alanlee1355

    @alanlee1355

    6 жыл бұрын

    That ant is trans. Trant

  • @ToastedFanArt
    @ToastedFanArt6 жыл бұрын

    Classic Dave...

  • @mudlark4099

    @mudlark4099

    6 жыл бұрын

    Toasted Fan Art 🐜🌿🐜🌿

  • @SpeedOfTheEarth

    @SpeedOfTheEarth

    6 жыл бұрын

    Toasted Fan Art +

  • @JerzCe73

    @JerzCe73

    6 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @bradohms

    @bradohms

    6 жыл бұрын

    Toasted Fan Art It might be his personal obsessions, you guys shouldn't judge.

  • @gabilurio4270

    @gabilurio4270

    6 жыл бұрын

    Two ants one cup

  • @uzumaki7535
    @uzumaki75354 жыл бұрын

    Tappy tappy back to sleep. While I love this, I don't see these things as ants... These are nature's tic-tacs of the dirt.

  • @shosty575

    @shosty575

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ah I see you are a man of culture too

  • @michaelsandoval7717
    @michaelsandoval77174 жыл бұрын

    3:45 “Hold it together Dan” lmao! 😂

  • @Bolt99K
    @Bolt99K6 жыл бұрын

    I was loosing faith in humanity... And then ZeFrank started uploading again and my faith in humanity has been restored.

  • @smittywerbenjaegermanjensen

    @smittywerbenjaegermanjensen

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bolt same here, but only partially.

  • @alecdickens1042

    @alecdickens1042

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm in a constant state of mistrusting other humans. However, zefrank gets a pass.

  • @CivilGuy
    @CivilGuy6 жыл бұрын

    That zombified ant will give me nightmares for years

  • @johannaweichsel3602

    @johannaweichsel3602

    6 жыл бұрын

    CivilGuy seriously, how did like no one else mention that?? Nightmare fuel!

  • @hassanghanim3966

    @hassanghanim3966

    6 жыл бұрын

    You should play The Last Of Us.

  • @kanibelazy0585

    @kanibelazy0585

    6 жыл бұрын

    You should see zombified Cockroach by a wasp or zombified spider by a parasitic worm

  • @jynxed66six54

    @jynxed66six54

    6 жыл бұрын

    thats the fungus which inspired the last of us, whch if you didnt know is basically that but with humans

  • @TP-tc7vp

    @TP-tc7vp

    6 жыл бұрын

    Because we all have learned about it 76 times from Facebook memes where were u?

  • @fiercephoenix4389
    @fiercephoenix43894 жыл бұрын

    "Perhaps life is about finding a taker for what you are giving," ...both profound, and hilariously true.

  • @michellemorse6344
    @michellemorse63444 жыл бұрын

    I immediately feel better after watching some True facts with Zefrank! I just can’t stop laughing 😂

  • @ethanotoroculus1060
    @ethanotoroculus10606 жыл бұрын

    There's never been a more beautiful time to be an active subscriber.

  • @billwilliam8963

    @billwilliam8963

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ethanotor Oculus .

  • @heathertaylor8904

    @heathertaylor8904

    6 жыл бұрын

    So true. Truest statement on KZread.

  • @salmonidmashinsuto1591
    @salmonidmashinsuto15916 жыл бұрын

    Queen Ant: You're fired David. David: .....

  • @flame5169

    @flame5169

    6 жыл бұрын

    Alkali Elemen but I'm your son

  • @greenthizzle4

    @greenthizzle4

    6 жыл бұрын

    Flame *proceeds to eat son*

  • @kinnikuzero

    @kinnikuzero

    6 жыл бұрын

    Underratet comment

  • @outtaspace1566

    @outtaspace1566

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cannibalism lol

  • @JeremiahBostwick

    @JeremiahBostwick

    5 жыл бұрын

    "Do you have any idea how much shit I've moved for you?"

  • @sowhatandisaidhi2235
    @sowhatandisaidhi22354 жыл бұрын

    THAT PART IN ANT BULLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW

  • @gentlegiant6585
    @gentlegiant65855 жыл бұрын

    New sub here. You sound a lot like the voice of "Dear kitten" on the Friskies cat food t.v. commercials 😁. Love you videos. They really give me in the morning. Love to watch while drinking coffee but have to be careful not to spit out my coffee all over me (laughing).

  • @Yeen66
    @Yeen666 жыл бұрын

    Zefrank should be on a documentary cuz then people would actually pay attention

  • @Thepotatowaifu
    @Thepotatowaifu6 жыл бұрын

    Legend has it David is still carrying that same piece of shit.

  • @MikhaelEternal

    @MikhaelEternal

    6 жыл бұрын

    What a piece of shit.

  • @MegaGermanShepherds
    @MegaGermanShepherds3 жыл бұрын

    David’s a rebel! He’ll take that poop with courage!

  • @bookgirlny8511

    @bookgirlny8511

    3 жыл бұрын

    “David. Come back David. That’s poop.” 00:25

  • @jacksontheelf5915
    @jacksontheelf59155 жыл бұрын

    0:46 it’s f***ing horrifying

  • @tametz
    @tametz6 жыл бұрын

    "....which is generally a good rule of thumb for things that come out of your a$$." I cannot get enough if this humor.

  • @PaulsGarage
    @PaulsGarage6 жыл бұрын

    Ants have never been so fascinating as this

  • @nyctodrome6187

    @nyctodrome6187

    6 жыл бұрын

    I have to disagree!!

  • @gottagofastest

    @gottagofastest

    6 жыл бұрын

    Check antscanada if you want to lose hours

  • @PaulsGarage

    @PaulsGarage

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sarah Carr i have, and i stand by my statement.

  • @envys6291

    @envys6291

    6 жыл бұрын

    Paul's Garage check out casting a fire ant colony with molten aluminium. That's pretty freaking interesting.

  • @OutOfNamesToChoose

    @OutOfNamesToChoose

    6 жыл бұрын

    You've got me thinking: if you cast an anthill in aluminium bronze and then drill out/put in a light bulb to make a chandalier, it would look so cool! Then again, it'd probably be expensive and you have to guestimate the right amount to melt, as well as finding an anthill. Anyway, thanks for putting out pretty cool videos

  • @Jrez
    @Jrez3 жыл бұрын

    "Fungus Chamber" is going on my ever growing list of inside joke band names.

  • @themarlboromandalorian
    @themarlboromandalorian2 жыл бұрын

    Literally last night I dreamt I was an anthropomorphised ant with a colony of other anthropomorphised ants and other stuff... And I developed a romantic relationship with an anthropomorphised onion woman. She was attractive yeah, but she only made me cry. Le sigh. Why do I do this to myself?

  • @Atratzu
    @Atratzu6 жыл бұрын

    Life is better, now that zefrank is back to making these videos.

  • @ripvanced
    @ripvanced6 жыл бұрын

    this is how zefrank1 do

  • @calebcrosscountry1431
    @calebcrosscountry14314 жыл бұрын

    Bro i love all of the people who put time to produce these!!!!!

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko4 жыл бұрын

    3:33 most ineffective and hilarious failed bleeping of a Worty-Dird, ever. thank you for this gem, Zefrank.

  • @TDR732
    @TDR7326 жыл бұрын

    *the god is back*

  • @MrMechaMan

    @MrMechaMan

    6 жыл бұрын

    Anthony Lau yeeessss xD

  • @Acesahn

    @Acesahn

    6 жыл бұрын

    There's two other videos even!

  • @MrMechaMan

    @MrMechaMan

    6 жыл бұрын

    I DON'T EVEN KNOW

  • @mfjrecampo9083

    @mfjrecampo9083

    6 жыл бұрын

    I hope he brings back a show

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS276 жыл бұрын

    The mental image he gives you at 4:11

  • @RedmarKerkhof

    @RedmarKerkhof

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna laugh about it for days every time I see my belly button.

  • @fuckyougeorgebush

    @fuckyougeorgebush

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm basically picturing this: orig00.deviantart.net/6f65/f/2011/260/2/1/carl_the_human_by_tui_and_la-d4a69ug.jpg

  • @bDwS27

    @bDwS27

    6 жыл бұрын

    I Own Me - You Own You HAHAHA why though WHY ?!

  • @greenkoolaidguyplays1945

    @greenkoolaidguyplays1945

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wtf

  • @kidarachnid5568

    @kidarachnid5568

    6 жыл бұрын

    That be sharing like the ant do 🐜 🐜 🐜

  • @beewell1600
    @beewell16003 жыл бұрын

    "life is about finding a taker for what you are giving" I'm keeping that one

  • @ThatTracyJuneStafford
    @ThatTracyJuneStafford3 жыл бұрын

    This is amazing! Wow! And narration, top shelf!

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS276 жыл бұрын

    "A snippet of nipple", this is the amazing content I expect from KZread!

  • @bDwS27

    @bDwS27

    6 жыл бұрын

    b017ni3 thank you , it's fixed now;)

  • @vincentmalpica

    @vincentmalpica

    6 жыл бұрын

    A peice of foreskin

  • @markgrade6644

    @markgrade6644

    5 жыл бұрын

    B_D_W_S'_Animation_ lol I was looking for this comment it had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @michaelplatt1959
    @michaelplatt19595 жыл бұрын

    “Hold it together man.” Brilliant!

  • @nairdacharles9492

    @nairdacharles9492

    5 жыл бұрын

    Right? That caused me to strain my laugh gland too.

  • @frosty-mm9th

    @frosty-mm9th

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love your profile picture!! 🐈🐾

  • @tonydavis4059
    @tonydavis4059 Жыл бұрын

    “Piece of upper lip” affected me up in my feelz some kind of way I often snort, spit, lol and even go into a kind of laughter convulsion with the delivery and content of these facts

  • @r.j.macready3218
    @r.j.macready32183 жыл бұрын

    I literally know so much about animals because of your videos. Thank you for making it super fun and interesting

  • @KD-dw9hh
    @KD-dw9hh6 жыл бұрын

    I’m not sure that anyone else understands how excited I am that he’s posting these again.

  • @MsLaziesArse

    @MsLaziesArse

    6 жыл бұрын

    K D me too! I just fell in love with his channel really bad. And i heard that he stop posting for a reason, i was real sad but now he’s back again 😂😂👍

  • @juliasutter6996

    @juliasutter6996

    6 жыл бұрын

    Believe me, MANY OF US UNDERSTAND AND ARE ALSO EXCITED AS BALLS

  • @nafisa.t13

    @nafisa.t13

    6 жыл бұрын

    WE ARE AS EXCITED AS DAVID WITH HIS POOP

  • @corsijtsma3546
    @corsijtsma35466 жыл бұрын

    *that would be sharing like an ant do* HE SAID 'HOW AN ... DO' AGAIN YES

  • @VV-fq1cx

    @VV-fq1cx

    6 жыл бұрын

    yess i was looking for this comment

  • @The1Blackwatch
    @The1Blackwatch5 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant! Love these videos!

  • @lokithemischievous2283
    @lokithemischievous22833 жыл бұрын

    I can’t hold my laughter in whenever he says hidey hole! 😆😂