As ukulele playing theatre kid, WE DO NOT CLAIM HER ‼️‼️

@eriaizawa670

Жыл бұрын

As someone who used to own a ukulele, WE DO NOT CLAIM HER EITHER

@chazofalsa

Жыл бұрын

She ruined theater kids for people.

@michaelio6548

Жыл бұрын

As a weird aunt WE DO NOT CLAIM HER

@mariiexp

Жыл бұрын

as a ukulele player I agree

@Orange_21

Жыл бұрын

as a Ukelele, we don't claim her either. she took mike..RIP Mike, F

her saying "all aboard" implies that she's the conductor for the toxic gossip train. really lines up with everything

@jacksoniklo

Жыл бұрын

true

@myleemartin8083

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@DeathnoteBB

Жыл бұрын

I think she’s saying it from the perspective of her victims, which makes it worse

@mirac8803

Жыл бұрын

​@@DeathnoteBBWhich victims? She had no bad intentions you're confused.

@hellochildren3780

Жыл бұрын

Yep 100%

"Is the accountability in the room with us?" *SHE HAS BEEN SLAIN.* 💀

@cube_of_teeth

Жыл бұрын

naw its in the waiting room 💀💀💀

@Fuzzy_frog.

Жыл бұрын

@@cube_of_teethaw man it’s outside☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

@wrevel.

Жыл бұрын

@@Fuzzy_frog. its still getting in the car to drive here 💀💀

@ketaminepoptarts

Жыл бұрын

​@@wrevel.no its texting colleen "on my way!" when it hasnt even gotten out of bed yet

@beck3377

Жыл бұрын

YES also im completely obsessed w your username

NO NUDITY, NO SWEARING, JUST STRAIGHT GARBAGE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@beyourself1214

Жыл бұрын

The ultimate irony is that this is the most entertaining thing she's ever produced, and it's actually G-rated 😂

@CultoftheSpiral

Жыл бұрын

@@beyourself1214i swear the jokes are writing themselves by now 😭😭

@wysockifamily1747

Жыл бұрын

@@CultoftheSpiral Boy she *IS* the joke

@daiyuknowiknow

Жыл бұрын

with what she did i'm 90% sure she wanted nudity in the vid

@WillowBlack888

Жыл бұрын

We making it out of prison with this one boys!🗣 🔥🗣🔥

I have to say, Colleen’s strategy is brilliant; she knew that there were no escaping the accusations, regardless of her original intent, so instead of trying to, she created an "apology" that she knew would be like this and in turn, created a viral video, essentially monetizing her OWN demise, and soaking up the last bit of fame and money she can. Kind of despicable, but a brilliant strategy if you’re her… ethically dubious ant best, and morally wrong at worst, but still brilliant.

@menace4319

Жыл бұрын

laws

@winkles2314

Жыл бұрын

Then copyrighted the song and started claiming other peoples income. It is patently evil, but quite clever. She obviously doesn’t care about her reputation at this point as long as she’s making money.

@menace4319

Жыл бұрын

oops I meat to spell lawd not laws lol

@user-bn9ki4nb2f

Жыл бұрын

​@@winkles2314Honestly,brilliant idea for cash! I mean so many people call her stupid but honestly,the second time I watched the video I realized "Wait a minute,she's doing this on purpose!" It's kinda evil,yeah,but it was still so clever!

@renoahsprings

Жыл бұрын

She is pretty stupid though, she could’ve just ignored everything and not said anything for a year or make new videos without addressing anything and her job would be fine after awhile. By now all she’s done is ruin her future, because no way she could continue now since her job requires her to have a good reputation. She might’ve squeezed a couple bucks from all of this, but was it really worth it when the controversy could’ve been swiped under the rug just like 3 years ago.

i literally had a dream that she made an apology video for the apology video and i almost cried bc i thought it was real😭

@🈳shujinkoun

Жыл бұрын

that's so funny im sorry

@annabethchase4582

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@octowut1140

Жыл бұрын

please explain in detail what happened…

@officially_laney

Жыл бұрын

Hahahah that’s great

@KBZ.is.i

Жыл бұрын

storytime?

‘It’s not my responsibility to make kids feel safe at shows or in groupchats” Brutal! 🤣🤣🤣

@user-kh6xp3md3v

Жыл бұрын

It's her responsibility to not make minors be a part of explicit humor

@JamesLawner

Жыл бұрын

@@user-kh6xp3md3v Exactly!

"I think it's important to hold people accountable as long as it's not me" 💀

What's especially sad about the whole train metaphor is that she knows that her own kid is obsessed with cars/trucks/trains. Of course it sounds stupid to adults, but her train-obsessed kid will eat this up and believe every bit of it.

@finleyforevermore

Жыл бұрын

Oh no....

@BlackIbukiChan

Жыл бұрын

I'm just hearing about these children of hers Please tell me this disgusting human being adopted it's kids because I don't think anyone would want to be related to it after this (Im aware that I said it when referring to Colleen and it because I don't think I can even recognize her a human after finding this out about her, knowing I grew up thinking that she was a cool and funny person)

@finleyforevermore

Жыл бұрын

@@BlackIbukiChan I'm afraid they are her biological children...

@BlackIbukiChan

Жыл бұрын

@@finleyforevermore NOOOOOO

@tuntalia

Жыл бұрын

Even worse that they will carry the label of her kids for their entire lives because the internet will never let this die

“Those facts are rumors if you don’t mind the proof”💀💀

“Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys. You don’t need any armor when you can hide behind a screen”. Colleen doesn’t seem to realize that thousands of people right now would totally fight her in person if given the opportunity to do so. I mean it wouldn’t be difficult considering that she’s too busy putting kids’ hands in her pants or using her own kids for clout, and has a “bony little back” anyways.

@NumerousBadgers

Жыл бұрын

My father taught me to never hit a woman, but I’d be willing to make an exception for her.

@Luvs2spwge-xu6rd

Жыл бұрын

@@NumerousBadgerswhen they’re racist/homophobic/transphobic/a pedo/groomer is goes above them being a woman

@Lucifersfursona

Жыл бұрын

“But did you DIE?” Idk maybe if you feel like you’re about to lose your victim pool of little kids it feels like dying. Plenty of people willing to help her compare those sensations in real time 🙋🏻

@wysockifamily1747

Жыл бұрын

@@Lucifersfursona ✋Right here

@eskevizercetcevicetzercezium

Жыл бұрын

​@@NumerousBadgersits a woman?!?!???

That dog she killed didn't deserve to die Yes, she killed a dog

@avocadotoast8

Жыл бұрын

WHAT?! That's- what?! 😭😭😭😭

@Keelmangolorinecase

Жыл бұрын

?! ok now it’s going down!

@lpshotdog9629

Жыл бұрын

I cried when I first heard the story :(

@justchilling1506

Жыл бұрын

@@avocadotoast8 there's a video where she talks about how she has poor anger control and gives an example. There was this one time as a child where, in a fit of rage, she pinched her dog until it turned back and bit her in the face to defend itself. When they took her to the doctor, they asked why the dog bit her and she lied saying it was out of the blue, so the dog got put down because it was dangerous. And she laughed about it saying 'so I basically killed a dog.'

@mikeoochie7699

Жыл бұрын

Someone also mentioned she made fun of roadkill

Whenever a person slammed for grooming minors say anything involving the words “in my past” it’s just the most vague, way of saying “yep. I did do that.” It’s their scapegoat phrase to avoid being bashed even harder despite it not ever working.

@Lucifersfursona

Жыл бұрын

My past (3 day ago)

@seraphywang4638

Жыл бұрын

That and the words “it was a mistake” or “that was my past self” like no. People’s past selves arent groomers or pedophiles. They dont make “mistakes” that so purposefully ruin kids’ lives and cast off as accidents. These arent some type of “I was ignorant” thing because its NEVER been okay and will or should be okay. Sounds like lame excuses

@MunkyDrag0n

Жыл бұрын

Maybe she thinks grooming has a statute of limitations. If it happened so many years ago, then the whole world should just act like it never happened even though it is on camera, in chat records, and testimonies of several people.

@evagarcia865

Жыл бұрын

@@MunkyDrag0nmaybe she thinks crimes have an expiration date. like if you kill someone you just have to wait a couple years and suddenly you’re not guilty of murder anymore

What she was thinking at 8:34: "Oh shit I need 2 more minutes to get monetized let's waffle and sing some more random bullshit"

@mariotheundying

Жыл бұрын

A video needs to be 8 mins to be monetized, if this is true then she didn't have a timer to see how long the video is or she just didn't know about the 8 mins thing

@dashcamandy2242

Жыл бұрын

@@mariotheundying I believe the magic time USED to be ten minutes, but it's been changed to eight somewhat recently. Some Creators tried to keep videos under ten for their fans' sanity, but they were hurting KZread's bottom line.

@mariotheundying

Жыл бұрын

@@dashcamandy2242 recently like a year or 2, I remember a youtuber long ago saying how yt changed it and thankful for it because they don't have to be dragging content, I dont watch them for a long time so yeah

Her only intention was to exploit/harass/abuse others for her own personal gain, but she definitely knew the harm she was causing to others.

@perisleaf

Жыл бұрын

So basically Biggering?

@wysockifamily1747

Жыл бұрын

@@perisleaf Basically, Yes.

i love how she says: "i only wanna talk about the facts" yet she denies every single fact and says even more lies

@MunkyDrag0n

Жыл бұрын

For something to be a fact, it typically has to, you know, have proof behind it. She is welcome to prove she took accountability and all the video footage and text records were fabrications in some grand conspiracy to ruin her career in court.

the fact that she kept stopping and going in order to see if SHE could monetise the video is… really something. she’s trying to appear cutesy and small as if she could never hurt anyone purposely but she just comes off as pretentious.

"Let this ukelele do miracles" I'M DYING 🤣🤣🤣

As a passionate classical ukulele player I want to rescue that uke that had to be subjected to such torture and rehabilitate it playing some Bach transcriptions. Also I am so so sorry to this creature’s victims.

That “weird” aunt sounds like somebody who should be in jail to me

worst part is is that she is blaming everyone (aka the entire internet ) for her problems that she created. get a life colleen. great video made me and my friends laugh

The Sorry, Not Sorry, (but actually I'm the victim) apology song that nobody needed.

The fact that Colleen managed to make an apology without the words "I'm sorry" impresses me

“I didn’t know you guys were perfect 😭😭” Uhm Colleen we don’t need to be perfect to know that it’s a TERRIBLE thing to message kids about what their favorite sex position is

As a human, we do not claim her

@0_strawberry_mocha_0

Жыл бұрын

@Addy_vlogzas a gacha alien,we will not claim her if our lives depend on it.

@squidfestival

Жыл бұрын

@@0_strawberry_mocha_0as a living creature, we don’t claim her either

@nyasputin

Жыл бұрын

As a peice of organic matter, I do not claim her either.

@Your_local_bunny_friend

Жыл бұрын

As an atom, we don’t claim her

@Itsdenkabitch

Жыл бұрын

As the germs on earth we do not claim her

Pfffft the "I haven't done that for days" was too good

"Don't bring up Adam, this is about me" I'm dying-

The fact that they had to pitch it down so that she wouldn’t copyright it is just depressing. Imagine being so insecure that you need to strike others because you decided to make the shittiest video ever made against your team’s wishes. Take responsibility for what you did woman.

@RedFoxSkull

Жыл бұрын

Don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll address that and “take accountability” in her next album

This gives "guess I deserve it...heh :)"

Sad thing is, this song genuinely sounds pretty good, like it could be used in a moment in a movie where the villain is sick of having lies told about them, so why not confirm them?~.. But Colleen *~SUCKS.~* I hate her.

@theelephantpig3662

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂wait now I want to see this song used in a movie/on Broadway in like an ironic way, how hilarious would that be?

@estellemus7180

Жыл бұрын

i already have the song on my brain 😵‍💫 just for some reason it really gets stuck in my brain lmao

@queerqueen098

Жыл бұрын

​​@@theelephantpig3662hy is my first thought that I want to see this in a starkid show?

@andromeda_is_rad

Жыл бұрын

its catchy, but tbh its fine. It feels super repetitive. Maybe its because shes constantly blaming things on other people. I dont know :P

@minty9565

Жыл бұрын

Thank you because it sounds way too good, to exist in this context

i can't believe she tried gaslight the little fans she has left with this song 🤭🤣

"I'm not a groomer😢😣😔😞" "I'm just a loser🤪🥰🤣" 💀💀💀💀

True. People should know what abusers really mean.

Missed opportinity to do one last subtitle when she said F'k me right...could've been F'k you. But really cute snarky take on her song...I think you managed to get in what most of us think hearing it, especially the fart joke.

props to you for tuning it down so you don’t get copyrighted lol

This "apology" song goes hard on mute🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@dams3lletteee

Жыл бұрын

REAL

@Your_local_bunny_friend

Жыл бұрын

THIS IS FIRE 🔥 SOMEONE PUT IT OUT 🔥

This is almost exactly what I was thinking throughout watching her "apology". Amazing video fr this was hilarious.

"I'm saying a lot of things that are not

Why does this sound so much better than her real voice?

@LowkeyVaeh14

Жыл бұрын

@nickxero2740 that’s not what I was trying to do I can promise you that… to me her voice sounded better and I wanted to say something about it… I have realized that how my comment can be read it comes off as rude.. I’m very sorry

@dashcamandy2242

Жыл бұрын

@@LowkeyVaeh14 It DOES sound a little less shrill, making it marginally more tolerable to listen to. I think that was what you meant.

@LowkeyVaeh14

Жыл бұрын

@@dashcamandy2242 yeah it is! Thank you for understanding :)

“I’m using big words to confuse you” is the best line

The weird part watching this is that a lot of the stuff she's calling out actually qould ve a real problem if she was innocent and, without knowing who she is, one would be forgiven for agreeing with her. Its always disturbingly interesting to see how people manipulate in these sorts of """apologies""" to sound rational and even agreeable.

@rattyeely

Жыл бұрын

I noticed that, listened to the so g first and thought "well maybe what she did wasn't that bad" and then read about the alligations and was like NO THIS TERRIBLE

@cantin8697

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was fooled at first, because these are 100% complaints I have with the KZread community as someone who's been watching drama play out for years!

The thing I hate most SHES STRUMMING THE NECK OF THE UKULELE NOT THE AREA YOURE SUPPOSED TO

@hollyjoestar8782

Жыл бұрын

?

@batt_luvs

Жыл бұрын

@@hollyjoestar8782I play guitar and ukulele YOURE SUPPOSED TO STRUM WHERE THE BIG HOLE IS

@hollyjoestar8782

Жыл бұрын

@@batt_luvs you can also strum right above the hole😶 I also own a guitar and ukulele 😶👈

@mollieephobia

Жыл бұрын

you can even though it’s not normal!

A simple apology would be better than lying, but it wouldn't fix that she was being weird.

I love the “millennial/theatrical pauses” 💀💀

Lmao this is actually hilarious 💀

FINALLY, a lyric vid to this dumpster 🔥 of a song. Typos aside, still incredibly accurate. 👏😌💙💛💚

🎶please I’m not a pedoooo. I can’t refute the facts but please just believe me. Please I’m not a pedooooooooooo. Everyone is lying just to be mean🎵

"im using big words to confuse you" LMAOO

If you turn off your volume you can only see her real thoughts

no way you spent your time subtitling this I can't even listen to the original video for a few seconds mad respect

love that she says she didn't understand there should be boundaries... this 36 year old woman wasn't aware that sending nude pictures of people to kids was wrong? That's not a boundary, that's knowingly doing some creepy pedo shit.

@Your_local_bunny_friend

Жыл бұрын

And sending lingerie, asking for butt pictures from said minors, body checking, etc

shes the kind of person to say “guess i deserve it…heh : )

Im sorry but the not a groomer just a looser part had me DIEING

Her crappy Netflix show is rated PG btw. Someone please give that ukulele back to Steven Universe so he can shatter it

She has a point when it comes to the parents having control on whether or not their kids are exposed to watching her… her show and lives show are extremely weird and not child friendly… but some parents don’t really watch out for what their kids are exposed to watching. Other than that, with everything else she is responsible.

@onaarchie6837

Жыл бұрын

But, doesn’t she at least select the volunteers she uses for her demonstrations? If she had a skit where she had to ask the volunteer to put their hand down her pants, couldn’t she just not select a kid for that or X that part of the joke?

@missdalliantic

Жыл бұрын

@@onaarchie6837 yeah, she should not pick a child for those type of skits. Her audience is mostly kids sadly.

@carolerobbins9522

Жыл бұрын

Parents do need to actively monitor what their kids are watching yes, but a lot of them don’t look past the rating, and Haters Back Off is rated PG

@missdalliantic

Жыл бұрын

@@carolerobbins9522 oh, I really don’t know anything about her tv show except that it’s extremely weird and inappropriate from multiple posts about it… I didn’t know the rating. It shouldn’t be rated PG from what I’ve heard…

@victoriaj4176

Жыл бұрын

I mean she told Adam not to tell his parents certain things so she knew what she did was inappropriate. Also she's not getting in trouble for her videos being inappropriate. It's how she acting to her young fans.

After watching this goofy ass “apology” a couple times I realized that she near perfectly described twitter

@user-se6kk2wi6x

10 ай бұрын

That's unfortunately true

Those last 2 lines will never not creep me out.

As a dramatic school girl WE DO NOT CLAIM HER!!!

Why did she feel the need to mention her being thin

@ESketchbo0k

Жыл бұрын

Her when she says that: UwU I’m so weak 👉👈 you guys are attawching me fowr no weason…🥺 I’m just a inncocenf baby

@ts4rch1v3

Жыл бұрын

Tbh… I’m not defending her but that’s the one thing I don’t get why people are mad at. Usually people call themselves bony/flat/twig etc to be self depricating and not to flaunt. So I don’t get why people seem annoyed about it lmao. Everything else is valid tho

@2junieb

Жыл бұрын

@@ts4rch1v3 she body shames on the regular so it definitely came across as more of a flex than a self deprecating joke... she purchased Trisha's OF content to host watch parties of it and make fun of her body

@ts4rch1v3

Жыл бұрын

@@2junieb oh that’s sick I didn’t know she did that. To me it still looks more like she said her “bony back” more in the same way she calls herself a loser (ie trying to garner sympathy by degrading herself) but ehh. We all have different perspectives

@dashcamandy2242

Жыл бұрын

@@2junieb I definitely felt that was a disguised shot across Trisha's bow, especially since we've all seen the video where Colleen calls Trisha a "whale."

I swear her voice gets deeper in every parody video

I’m so proud of you for putting yourself through this 😭

This video is incredible, I love it. Every subtitle is perfect 👌🤌🤌

What you should've done with the "I'm not a groomer, just a loser" part is put "I'm not JUST a groomer, I'm also a loser"

I hate the fact that her singing voice is GOOD. D:

@papercut5238

Жыл бұрын

Dammit why do the shitty people have to be talented 😭

@mariiexp

Жыл бұрын

ONG plus she's more concerned with hitting those high notes than taking accountability

@Keelmangolorinecase

Жыл бұрын

ik she does NOT deserve to be able to sing that good

@ItzCortana

Жыл бұрын

9:49 especially this imo

@IDrinkWeed

Жыл бұрын

I hate the fact that she was apparently Ariana Grande’s vocal coach

man steven universe wouldnt let someone play a song like that on an UKULELE.

This is going on top of Ed Banger Records

“Is the accountability in the room with us?” Killed me ☠️

I showed the original video to my dad and he said “why tf is she singing and playing a ukelele??????”

0:27 “And that’s your fault >:((!!” IM DONEE 😭😭

"Dont bring up adam we're talking about meeeee"

If this means anything to anyone, just know that she played this song in the key “A-Minor”. Do with this information what you desire.

As a girl we do NOT claim this "species" we are passing her to the boys 🤲🏻

It's sad how everywhere I am I keep singing Toxic Gossip Train.

@windyskies236

Жыл бұрын

That's her plan she's making bank off of this😭

Help after the toxic gossip train bit I forgot what the video was abt and I was confused when the subtitles were wrong 💀

Here's the correct title of your 'song' lady: truthful facts train

@anarahm

Жыл бұрын

Omg that's an amazing comeback. In your face, Colleen Canceringer

all of these videos are so cathartic to my gaslit inner child

(should I stop and reflect? No) 😅😂😂

I love how no one's picking up on her blackmailing her fans with her own sui_cid-e threat, which is a classic narssisist tactic, especially since her target audience is so young.

“Those fact are rumours if you don’t mind the proof” the way you ATE 💯💯

Change the tune to A-MINOR

Shes right- a mistake makes you human. But what she did wasnt a mistake. It was clearly all calculated

Watch out everyone, we have a fluent Colleenese interpreter in the house

Swoop even said its the same chords she used when she made a song for her ex. She didnt bother making anything new

The subtitles is funny-

Thank u for translating this creature

@moonshimmer793

11 ай бұрын

This comment is gold 😭😂

And the fact that some people still supports and defends her is crazy 💀

This is genius this needs to blow up!

This whole thing reminds me of Mirth. Blaming literally everyone else for these “HaTeFuL aCcUsAsIoNs” while having piles and piles of evidence against them. If you know, you know.

THIS IS A BANGER‼️SOMEONE BANG IT OVER MY HEAD‼️🔥😍

@Itsdenkabitch

Жыл бұрын

WE MAKING OUT OF HEAVEN WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔛🔝🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯

Make this a drinking game lmao.. Every time she lies drink a glass of water you won't be dehydrated lmaoo

Watching this on mute is so much better.

Thanks for the subtitles now I can understand her apology thanks 😁👍

Holy sheet, I cant wait to talk about this in school.

This bringing back nostalgia of back when people would fuck around with KZread subtitles. I wish they could add an additional option like "English, Spanish, Lols" so people that are actually hard of hearing can have subtitles and then there's a seperate spot for the jokes

All the shade in this video is making me laugh. Even the spelling mistakes make it see more accurate

thank you so much for practicly giving away your sanity for this video

We making back in the garbage bin with this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

5:58 I am an asshole but i just wanna take that ukulele and smash it into the wall and laught at her and just scream 'Nobody cares!' In all seriousness this is pretty much the first time i sat through the song and it was still bad. But thank you for the generous translation! If any Colleen Fans are here she is talking in a foreign language you children may not yet have learned at school, it's called twisting&manipulating-the-truth-ish. or B.S. for short in english!

Why did she think that weird aunt would be a good analogy? Has she never heard a weird uncle joke?

you deserve my sub for this