Y'know people keep calling this an 'the worst apology video ever,' but maybe because that's because it's not an apology. It's more of an INCREDIBLY embarrassing deflection video. Edit: Was really hoping your wife walked in on you playing this with no context. Woulda been hype.

@agoodnamehere3018

11 ай бұрын

Yeah and on top of that an apology means you did smth wrong so this being labeled an apology is a admission

@Shockguey

11 ай бұрын

Most apology videos aren't really apologies. Are there sincere ones? Yes, but they're the absolute minority.

@assassin8636

11 ай бұрын

​@Shockguey wait really?

@fuzzyotterpaws4395

11 ай бұрын

Honestly, having a song makes it so much better! I don't get the big deal because just talking I would never watch but this is actually a nice beat!

@braedenmclean5304

11 ай бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395bot

“A mistake doesn’t make them a terrible human” “But you were thirty” made me lose it

@Norrsky

11 ай бұрын

We've all sent used lingerie to a minor before right? It's just a goofy little mistake

@annee.p9885

11 ай бұрын

​@@Norrskyyeah yeah and we've also asked minors what their favorite sex position was lol. Haha silly am i right??? Right??????

@legendarywolfgeneral5572

11 ай бұрын

​@@Norrskyand spread a minors legs on stage (the "fart joke")

@nunpho

11 ай бұрын

​@@Norrskyyeah, also shared porn with minors too. Totally normal stuff

@demon-misery7

11 ай бұрын

@@nunphoand everyone’s also had a minor reach down their pants for a joke before too right?

"You've heard of Guitar Hero. Now get ready for... ukulele villain"

@CODENAMEDARKLIFE

11 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@bigbrown2690

6 ай бұрын

This made me laugh out loud😂

@stegwise

6 ай бұрын

underrated

@Teachmepleaseeee

3 ай бұрын

Underrated frrr😂😂😂

@gnoot50

3 ай бұрын

lmao perfect

Fun fact: Hard mode for this song isn’t playing faster; it’s playing with full lyrics.

@Ultigames2nd

11 ай бұрын

Oh god

@traffic2678

10 ай бұрын

WHERE?!?!?!?!

@prettypoppinmolls

8 ай бұрын

its no wonder its called hard mode then

@wj2036

7 ай бұрын

Hard mode is just playing it a second time.

@CheetoDustShorts

7 ай бұрын

fr@@wj2036

“My legal team advised me to not do this” is possibly the worst thing you can say in your apology besides the whole song thing

@joshc5613

11 ай бұрын

I don't even think it takes a legal team's advice to know that you probably shouldn't make a ukulele song in response to grooming accusations

@Bladedfox14

11 ай бұрын

Her lawyers are flipping out right now due too that song

@fuzzyotterpaws4395

11 ай бұрын

Honestly, having a song makes it so much better! I don't get the big deal because just talking I would never watch but this is actually a nice beat!

@artdeco777

11 ай бұрын

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 I’m gonna say something out of pocket and mind you in complete spite of how horrible her actions are, the song is catchy 😅

@emstink

11 ай бұрын

@@artdeco777 That's because it's the same 3 chords played over and over and over, and the same 4 notes. The chorus is a very common theatre motif too, I've heard it in a lot of musicals. When you hear the same simple thing over and over, it burrows into your head.

That “but you were 30” was the best response I’ve heard from this whole drama

@sanriobraincell

11 ай бұрын

succinct. more than Colleen ever addressed >10 mins, spoken in genuine confusion -- *WITH a full combo* _..somebody let this man at that ukulele_

@tomskyring7639

11 ай бұрын

When he said that I burst out laughing but you were 30😂😂😂

@degummybear

11 ай бұрын

What does he mean by “at least 26”??? 🧐🧐🧐

@The_Slammy_Jammy

11 ай бұрын

we all been saying it

@possessedpicklejar4762

11 ай бұрын

Plus there were screenshots.

this is literally the first time i’ve seen her full “apology” video and this is insane 💀

@Bliffenstimmers

9 ай бұрын

Same. I knew it was bad but oh my god LMAO. 💀

@kc-lp6wg

9 ай бұрын

This makes it even more unhinged, somehow. Didn't know that was possible.

@feelingveryattackedrn5750

7 ай бұрын

It’s like hours long

@HEHE-tv6mm

5 ай бұрын

I don't think this is the full one lol

@gnoot50

3 ай бұрын

yea.. it was painful to watch

"Im now first place on the Colleen Ballenger ukulele apology" Dear god, that fucking statement just melted my mind.

@CodyTheCookie101

5 ай бұрын

I read this as he said it lol

@carmxxc

28 күн бұрын

id be so upset

@wilczus222

17 күн бұрын

Brand new sentence.

Like innocent or not, who the fuck adds a chorus to their apology video

@acai28

11 ай бұрын

RIGHT?

@SentientIrisu

11 ай бұрын

She's basically confirmed to not be innocent, she's legit trying to sway everyone over by saying they were mistakes lmao.

@AirBRUH

11 ай бұрын

Have you ever put butter on a poptart 🎶🎵🎶🎵

@rubenvp3

11 ай бұрын

Tbh I really doubt anyone can even take that one seriously

@ShiningTaiga

11 ай бұрын

@@SentientIrisuher comment section is working overtime to remove the negative comments

First apology video where the person doesnt apologise at all, but admits to everything but says its all lies at the same time

@org4n_thi3f

11 ай бұрын

EXACTLY‼️‼️

@katzea.a7880

11 ай бұрын

Schrodinger's apology video

@stone_freed3762

11 ай бұрын

@@katzea.a7880LOL this made me cackle 😭

@niclaswa5408

11 ай бұрын

Fine Bros “apology”

@74oshua

11 ай бұрын

@@katzea.a7880 In this case, the cat is clearly dead, but the scientist insists that it isn't

THE YELLOW NOTES LOOK LIKE THEY'RE COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH

@ipacklunches

11 ай бұрын

😂😂 Sometimes it looks like yellow and blue are coming out of her nose

@probablynotblufur

25 күн бұрын

she’s spitting out piss

@DishonorableMentions452

16 күн бұрын

Cause shes a pissdrinker

@Lukified

13 күн бұрын

IKR I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT

@yourcomputerhasdied

5 күн бұрын

speaking facts ❌ speaking piss ✅

The fact that they couldn't finish adding lyrics is sending me, honestly same and I salute this person for doing as much as they did.

@axisred2301

8 ай бұрын

Their apology for being unable to stand the song enough to finish writing the lyrics was more honest than the song.

@zoefoley6818

4 ай бұрын

@@axisred2301💀💀

when the chart is difficult not because the notes are hard to hit, but of 2nd hand embarrassment lmao

@0uttaS1TE

11 ай бұрын

Can't hit those notes when your hand has scrunched up from the cringe

@sirvilhelm3569

11 ай бұрын

I was actually getting kinda into it, like it’s not that bad tbh

@CeoOfTheBOIS

11 ай бұрын

@@sirvilhelm3569 You need to be investigated.

@gamerx807

11 ай бұрын

@@sirvilhelm3569 what the fuck

@veto_5762

11 ай бұрын

@@sirvilhelm3569 I mean out of context is not a bad song, still a shitshow of an apology though, imagine if someone make a remix/mockery of the original that could be cool

His cringed out open mouth expression really embodies this whole situation

@IBigDickI

11 ай бұрын

4k likes and no replies? I'm impressed.

@sftmochii

11 ай бұрын

4.2k likes and 1 reply? I'm impressed.

@dollydolldoll2

11 ай бұрын

💀💀

@KING_PHILLIP

11 ай бұрын

@@sftmochii nuff said😅😂🤣

@Materialist39

11 ай бұрын

I caught myself making the same expression during the same section

you can clearly see him reconsider all his life choices as he mutters the phrase “I’m now first place on the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology”

You always know someone is innocent when they go with the old “I didn’t do this but even if I did here’s the justification and here’s why it’s not that bad” defense

@quindariusgooch-hc4gn

11 ай бұрын

I guess no one learned from OJ’s weird confession book

@GardEngebretsen

6 ай бұрын

5 outta 6 lines in the narcissts prayer comprised into a song. That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. Only missing: And if I did, you deserved it.

@fauxrowsdower7610

6 ай бұрын

james somerton moment lmao "i never plagiarized ANYTHING and the times that I did weren't that bad anyway"

@CodyTheCookie101

5 ай бұрын

@@quindariusgooch-hc4gnOJ from Inanimate Insanity or someone else called OJ?

@memelord1790

5 ай бұрын

@@CodyTheCookie101… as in OJ Simpson?

I’m surprised this song wasn’t written in A-minor.

@TRENCHESandTREADS

11 ай бұрын

Carlos!

@Plexxis_SugarPom

11 ай бұрын

This had no reason to be so funny

@starnorthstarnorth

11 ай бұрын

NAHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@stephenmanuel9860

11 ай бұрын

GG

@notCOSMYK

11 ай бұрын

AYOO

It is so funny seeing that one of everyone's first reactions to hearing about this apology is "why is it 10 minutes??"

@FlamingLily

11 ай бұрын

The best (worst) part of this is that the answer appears blindingly obvious. 10 minutes. Monetisation time.

@PunkZombie1300

11 ай бұрын

​@goat-wardthegamer400 Is that still a thing? I thought they made adjustments to that a while back, maybe I'm misremembering. Probably true, though.

@nirvanaheights

11 ай бұрын

@@PunkZombie1300its 8 minutes for monetization now

@FlamingLily

11 ай бұрын

@@PunkZombie1300 I mean they might have but I think it's funnier to think not for this specific instance

@delightfulmochas

11 ай бұрын

Toxic Gossip Train (10 Minute Version) (Colleen’s Version) (From the Vault) (Should’ve Stayed In the Vault)

I guess you could say her favorite note is A Minor

@chicken_and_ricee

10 ай бұрын

LMAO😭😭

@miraijfish

3 ай бұрын

Actually it's a key 🤓

@Brain-dead-gamer

2 ай бұрын

​@@miraijfish yeah, but we get what they meant. It ruins the joke to say A sharp or A flat.

@miraijfish

2 ай бұрын

@@Brain-dead-gamer I know, thus the emoji. I was being dumb on purpose.

@DGreatApe

Ай бұрын

Kendrick stole this line 😂

“There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!”

Props to the legend who decided to chart this shitshow apology video lmao

@sihamhamda47

11 ай бұрын

And the fact that the chart maker can't even finish the lyric is still make me impressed on how he tried to survive the hellish level of cringe

@0uttaS1TE

11 ай бұрын

Bro should've gotten a medal

@Jackson-cd3mv

11 ай бұрын

@@sihamhamda47he prob muted the video lmao

@THENAMEISQUICKMAN

11 ай бұрын

They gave up on the lyrics because of the pain LMAO

@debbied0wn3r

11 ай бұрын

Lmao fr

There's something so purely psychotic about using a ukulele to frantically sing about how you're not a groomer. It's like performance art.

@i-love-anime-idols

11 ай бұрын

Um?? A ukulele?? Why not a regular guitar?? Why do you need the SMALL and LITTLE minor-coded version??? Hm? What key are you playing in? "A minor"?? So you like minors?? 😥😥 Suspicious.... (joke)

@365DaysOfDetracting

11 ай бұрын

Performance art was always her thing

@commenter4368

11 ай бұрын

@@i-love-anime-idolsWhy is this so funny 💀

@tacobanana6538

11 ай бұрын

​@@i-love-anime-idols *(Not a joke)

@ALIENjoy

11 ай бұрын

Sth Dee from IASIP would do except be gagging and puking the whole time

Bro the arrogance and delusion of doing a non- apology video in the 3rd person is already so meta. But doing it on the ukulele while rhyming has to meet a few clinical examples in the DSM-V

@visasha

10 ай бұрын

at least three different personality disorders for sure

@mrwhiskerz7028

9 ай бұрын

Colleen isn’t delusional or dumb… …she’s DESPERATE.

Her video has major "I'm sorry you think you deserve an apology" energy

Imagine being called a child predator and your response is "well sorry I didn't realize you all were so perfect and don't make any mistakes >:("

@Happytravellerkimmy

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's a perfect example of whataboutism and deflection. Like you can't call out harmful behavior until you're perfect? That doesn't make any sense.

@bush2239

11 ай бұрын

"I'm only humaaaan, after all"

@fhdang8978

11 ай бұрын

Fr it makes no sense grooming kids ain’t an easy “mistake” to make

@TamWam_

11 ай бұрын

as a minor who has never heard of her, *i'm glad i've never heard of her because holy.*

@kawasaki_voyagur1700

11 ай бұрын

Exactly, this wasn’t a “whoopsie daise” mistake, like Charlie said

The notes seemingly coming out of her face add an element of terror I hadn't accounted for

@stephorme1323

11 ай бұрын

I'm sick with a cold today and this comment sent me coughing. I thought I was gonna die. 😂😂😂

@Lynxartist-yz1zb

11 ай бұрын

lol hope you get better 😊🤗

@140kittykat

11 ай бұрын

Kinda found the notes falling out of her mouth and nose to be hilarious and fitting.😂

@alananoor4324

11 ай бұрын

​@@140kittykati knowwww it's like a looooong snot

@samuelnunes4028

11 ай бұрын

especially the yellow and blue ones coming from her nose

"I am now first place in the Colleen Ballinger Ukulele Apology" greatest sentence of the video 10/10 5 gold stars for you sir

I don't know how an apology song could be longer than songs such as Roundabout, Free Bird, Bohemian rhapsody (and many more!)

@jacksonpalmer8955

10 ай бұрын

Truly, only Rush was powerful enough to beat her, with 2112 😂

The fact that this “apology” was made in response to grooming allegations is baffling.

@KWBR1123

11 ай бұрын

I swear KZreadrs are trying to one up each other with how bad they can make apologies, the last good one was Kwite, and before that Pyrocynical, and they both had the advantage of not actually doing what they were accused of *especially* Kwite

@insertmemorableusernameher6795

11 ай бұрын

@@KWBR1123 To be fair what pyro did was real, but it turns out hes into furry fetish erp rather than grooming

@ragglerock2682

11 ай бұрын

​@@insertmemorableusernameher6795let a man have his kinks 🗿

@_blank-_

11 ай бұрын

@@ragglerock2682 no

@GenesisTheKitty

11 ай бұрын

​@@insertmemorableusernameher6795That was pretty sad, he didn't do anything wrong and he didn't deserve to get bashed online. Public figures are also allowed to express their sexuality, especially in private. They shouldn't have to worry about being exposed as "weirdos" every time they have an abnormally kinky interaction with another human being.

This is the only thing that could bring me to actually watch the full apology LMAO

@jend5589

11 ай бұрын

SAME.

@chichen_nuggest

11 ай бұрын

ME TOO

@kiosfriend

11 ай бұрын

Ya'll cave pretty easy.

@Ms.StealUrSoul

11 ай бұрын

FR

@mattgroening8872

11 ай бұрын

It’s like an alternative to subway surfers at the bottom of the screen

IM LAUGHING SO HARD CUZ SOMETIMES IT LOOKS LIKE THE LINES IS COMING OUT OF HER NOSTRILS

I have never seen Acai look more genuinely uncomfortable and in pain than now. It’s like watching him watch a car crash in slow motion and having to watch the aftermath of incompetent EMT

The creator stopping the lyrics so early on for their sanity is honestly hilarious

@Livelaughlove_rat

10 ай бұрын

1.5K likes and no comments lemme fix that

@Merpsicles

10 ай бұрын

@@Livelaughlove_rat Thanks, homie

@heated483

10 ай бұрын

Let me contribute as well

@Merpsicles

10 ай бұрын

@@heated483 Sick, thanks

Honestly, i refused to watch her apology video bc I didnt wanna give her a view... at least this way I can watch it and give Acai the view instead 😅

@cloudbrooks

11 ай бұрын

same omg i saw it on twitter and i was like. yeah no this is her wanting attention. but yeah no deathly curious and acai deserves the adsense more lmaoo

@PhantoRoyce

11 ай бұрын

I tried but my cringe gland was about to explode

@Sleepy-Pile-of-Ashe

11 ай бұрын

No fr this was my thought process Watch this one and Adam's response Because honestly even as a fucking kid I knew Miranda/Colleen wasn't 100% genuine I never liked her and I feel so vindicated yknow

@aname8106

11 ай бұрын

Yeee

@Just_Juiceb0x

11 ай бұрын

@@Sleepy-Pile-of-Ashe I watched her "Charlie, Charlie Are You There?" video when I was like 7, and I wasn't impressed. The character was just obnoxious. That has been the ONLY video I watched. I am now 16, so yeah. 👍

“But you were thirty.”

10 second pause after words "fart joke"... .......... I felt that.

This just proves you can be a great singer and be completely tone deaf at the same time.

@cottage-core_

11 ай бұрын

+

@CombustibleLemonsInc

11 ай бұрын

Nice one

@KATZFEY

11 ай бұрын

damn

@maximumlength5052

11 ай бұрын

+2

@tkjams2482

11 ай бұрын

bar

i havent heard the whole apology until this video, but wow, thats genuinely a terrible response. i didnt hear a single "sorry" for the entire video

@NEEDbacon

11 ай бұрын

Also, last I checked you don't SING your "Apology" while strumming a ukulele.

@everfluctuating

11 ай бұрын

it wasnt an apology, it was a deflection/downplay/pity party

@midlandindiana1730

11 ай бұрын

"I feel bad that you guys misunderstood my totally innocent jokes 😞"

“Some people make a mistake, simply because they make a mistake.” Truly one of the lines of all time.

I had no interest in hearing her apology but the first time I did hear it, was “Colleen’s apology synced to the “Toxic Gossip Train”” and it was an actual train that moved to the beat of both her song and her emotions

@zoefoley6818

4 ай бұрын

Yes, I watched that 😂

This is the first time I’ve watched the entire video uncut and I am even more baffled than I was before. These levels of cringe should have never been unleashed to this world

@IDontLikeHandIes

11 ай бұрын

Commenting before the cringe "no comments, let me fix that"

@realperson9951

11 ай бұрын

one comment? let me fix that (i'm going to hack the person's account above me and delete the comment)

@statesminds

11 ай бұрын

Same i only saw like 4 mins lmao this is insane

@sadaharuthedog7105

11 ай бұрын

SAME

@FrescaBlunts

11 ай бұрын

BRO SAME

Im sorry but a ukulele response video for this situation specifically is borderline psychotic

@NeoParino-sv5gv

11 ай бұрын

it’s not borderline I think it just is

@airplanes_aren.t_real

11 ай бұрын

It's pastline

2:56 I like how it looks like she's vomiting the notes out

10:42 laser eyes

@nisapetekk

2 ай бұрын

underrated comment

I'm embarrassed to say this video was my first genuine viewing of this apology. Edit: Ya'll are right, thank the lord I didn't give her no views 🙏🫶

@Darkmoon331

11 ай бұрын

Don't be lmao, I could not bring myself to watch the original either. At least like this, there's someone else absorbing the cringe for me 😂

@anni2539

11 ай бұрын

nah me too, al least we're not giving her views

@bilbo_gamers6417

11 ай бұрын

it's the best way to view it

@ItsDansAltBruh

11 ай бұрын

proud*

@alissajacobs1887

11 ай бұрын

I never planned on watching it but this makes it hilarious

The clone hero community will always be the clone hero community and it’s a beautiful thing

@Ryanzba

11 ай бұрын

was gonna like but its on 69 likes

@sihamhamda47

11 ай бұрын

"If something on internet exist, there's a Clone Hero chart of it"

@-Poka-

11 ай бұрын

​@@sihamhamda47If anything exist*

@tdarkhorse4

11 ай бұрын

the duality of the internet and indeed clone hero: they charted this but also charted the entire shrek movie.

@BombShot

11 ай бұрын

@@Ryanzbawake up and like it, we're pushing for 6.9k now

"But you were 30." Addendum: But you were 30, spreading the legs of teenagers, for an audience of adults.

it really is sad, her voice and ukulele playing is actually quite nice, it’s a shame that talent went to the wrong person

@apuppetandacookie8200

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, if it wasn't for the context and the reason it was made, I would totally put it in my playlist and listen to it from time to time.

@Kaisha99

11 ай бұрын

@@apuppetandacookie8200 same

@NerdTheDemon

10 ай бұрын

Well...the ukulele playing is not the most impressive thing in my opinion. It's like 3 or 4 chords, if not 2 for 10 minutes. Idk I couldn't pay attention to this. However, playing the same chords for more than 10 minutes straight is quite admirable. Her voice is nice though. Great resonance.

@Kaisha99

10 ай бұрын

@@NerdTheDemon 👍

@sumitheworld

9 ай бұрын

sekai fan spotted

I always find it to be so surreal to react to/watch videos using clone hero as a medium. This is probably the only reason why I got past the second minute of this apology.

@acai28

11 ай бұрын

I guess it’s similar to having Subway Surfers gameplay or Family Guy on the screen, imo

@rambbler

11 ай бұрын

​@@acai28it's also just so PETTY. There's something so powerful about FC a video you are dunking on while playing for the first time.

@ashtonhoward5582

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, I was surprised when I found out I was already 5 minutes in.

@wheezus2000

11 ай бұрын

waiting for someone to chart some news coverage of something like 9/11 or a rocket launch or whatever

@BackwardsPancake

11 ай бұрын

@@wheezus2000 Who's gonna be the first person banned for FCing the vocals chart of a dramatic reading of Mein Kampf 😭

This is, in and of itself, deserving of an apology video

@FusionShadow54

11 ай бұрын

True, I expect Acai's formal apology

@rosalina2773

11 ай бұрын

The ukulele deserves an apology video.

@RaggedKnowledge96

11 ай бұрын

@@rosalina2773Uke: “I did not consent to be played in a song like that”

@funny36ful

11 ай бұрын

Then run a fc on that too

@kittykat5090

11 ай бұрын

​@@funny36fulhope it's not TEN FRIGGIN MINUTES

The framing of the highway directly on her mouth so the notes look like they're pouring out of her gaping maw is just **chef's kiss** 🤌

I love that every once in a while her face and the Clone Hero overlay match up and it looks like she's shooting lasers from her eyes

The moments where Acai is just staring at Colleen like... "I'm literally just trying to FC" 😂

@acai28

11 ай бұрын

oh nah bruh that was just me uncomfortable af

@hervymarquezgarcia1079

11 ай бұрын

​@@acai28Live Acai reaction:

@SpicyMang0s

11 ай бұрын

@@acai28it made all of us uncomfortable too

@exzayver

11 ай бұрын

X3naurus 👋🏽

Being ranked #1 on the Colleen Ballinger apology video in Clone Hero is truly a flex of all time

@fondue542

11 ай бұрын

The parodies weren't that funny tbh. This is a funny concept in itself

@highbread817

11 ай бұрын

Being able to successfully fc this while not dying of second hand embarrassment/ cringe definitely takes skill I couldn't even look at the screen the whole time

@thethibou7756

11 ай бұрын

Still not better than holding the record on bowser’s big bean burrito

@gh0stykins

11 ай бұрын

​@@thethibou7756what about Knack though? the greatest game of all time?

@supagb7700

11 ай бұрын

⁠@@gh0stykinsHow could you forget about Knack 2? KNACK 2 BABY!

I don’t usually comment twice in the same video but the way you despairingly said “I’m only halfway through” at 6:59 made me bust out laughing

Love that exacerbated and defeated sounding “one more time!” near the end.

Had I been gifted a voice like that I would have simply made money off of it without being a weirdo to kids

@rescuerex7031

11 ай бұрын

From what I know of famous KZread Musicians for some reason it's a bit of an issue for them

@DarranKern

11 ай бұрын

Had you been gifted with an aggressively mediocre vocal tone, that face, and your instrument was a ukulele, you could probably **only** make money targeting children

@Ramboost007

11 ай бұрын

Yeah well you're not a pedo

@BreadBreadx4

11 ай бұрын

Well apparently it's hard not to diddle kids with how much accusations are coming out 😂

@MsZsc

11 ай бұрын

@@rescuerex7031 and conventional musicians

If someone's going to apologize to you and they don't even record themselves playing a ukelele, is it even an apology?

@PurpleG07

11 ай бұрын

Absolutely not, I would spit and step on those who apologize without a ukelele, truly unacceptable

@SuperSimpForTheStars

11 ай бұрын

LOL

@bigbird4343

11 ай бұрын

No it’s a kick in the balls saying screw you lol

@nickcurry77

11 ай бұрын

I’d prefer a drum solo buts that’s just me

@peepeeLETMEHAVETHENAME

11 ай бұрын

@@nickcurry77Dad!?

I fell into an hipnotic state watching this, I seriously zoned out and got lost in my own existence until I heard the words "We're only half way through", which shocked me back in to reality and saved me from my predicament. Thank you.

alternate universe where acai's big secrets get revealed and he apologises via clone hero chart

Who’s gonna tell her that 13yr olds are still minors?

@Yeehaw0588

11 ай бұрын

I'm almost 15 and still play with mcdonalds toys, even though I could legally get a job man we are still babies, especially when our parents don't do a good job and let social media raise their kids (I'm projecting lol) Okay so I just wanna say thank you to all of the support I've got from the comments, usually me saying these things is like dressing up as a deer on hunting grounds lol

@boredyoutubeuser

11 ай бұрын

Bro McDonald's toys are fire, also at restaurants I sometimes get the kids menu just cause I can! Anyways yeah!

@yeahey5947

11 ай бұрын

@@Yeehaw0588bro honestly, get figures from ur fave anime or whatev, build gundam models, legos etc. at a certain point u realize u gotta get decent quality stuff honestly it’s kinda validating

@Yeehaw0588

11 ай бұрын

@@yeahey5947 I do, but I was just saying even though older minors can have alot of responsibility and maturity we still aren't adults, (atleast in America wher I live) and adults should respect that. Alot of people, while treating us like kids expect us to act like adults, and then when we do we get told to act our age lmao we can't win

@yeahey5947

11 ай бұрын

@@Yeehaw0588 oh no of course I totally agree. I just rewatched dazed and confused last night cause I haven’t seen it since I was a kid and it was repulsive, there’s definitely a problem with that kind of thing no argument. Stay safe, take care of yourself but like figma’s and stuff like that is gonna change everything playing with toys wise. Have a good one lil dawg

Imagine your apology being so hard to watch that people genuinely need the equivalent of subway surfers on the screen to get through it.

the way his face changed at 7:21 was hillarious

6:40 i'm so sorry but those notes are coming out of her nostrils

I don’t even know why she’s saying she’s not a manipulator, narcissist, or that she’s gaslighting. You can be all or none of those things and still be a pedophile.

@arroe8386

11 ай бұрын

The weirdest thing is saying this while acting exactly like that

@meganmosch8826

11 ай бұрын

This is classic gaslighting. I must admit the 1rst time with a ukulele 😂 My Narcissist did it acapella😅

@kylezo

11 ай бұрын

i'd say it's pretty obvious she's acting i mean it's literally bit after bit lol

@mimisezlol

11 ай бұрын

​@@kylezobut even the bits are bitter

@looof3719

11 ай бұрын

Its funny how all the comments in her video has to be approved

Somehow having a man who looks like he's about to die while strumming his guitar controller on the side makes this 'apology' video 500% more bearable.

@PoisonFlower765

11 ай бұрын

This is the first time I've actually made it through the video.

@leila13dnd

11 ай бұрын

It really does lol

@donatoclemente4421

11 ай бұрын

Yeah first time I've sat through the whole thing, although ngl I really wanted to leave around the midway point 😭

@QutalToddHoward

11 ай бұрын

It really does lol I couldn't get through a full two minutes of the original video

@Outcasttosociety

11 ай бұрын

i watched the whole thing with a straight face

Oh yeah, this is a late comment, but thought I’d still say this. I downloaded this chart right after I saw this video. Now, I’ve never had problems with Clone Hero. In fact, I don’t believe my computer has ever crashed. But the second I started this fucking “song”, Clone Hero stuttered and crashed. Then my computer reset itself. I laughed so fucking hard because like, damn… even the computer didn’t wanna listen to her shit.

This is the only way I’m watching this apology Thank you for this blessing

“I wasn’t strong enough to finish” regarding the lyrics made me cackle. You did good, soldier. Can’t blame you 🫡

@louloudaki_

11 ай бұрын

it’s the most relatable thing stg

@Pixelcherie

11 ай бұрын

Real

@YeetLemon

11 ай бұрын

It's super impressive that he made it that far tbh, i didn't even last a minute in the actual vid

I love how the difficulty is just how embarrassing the whole response was rather than the game

we need an apology for this apology

I salute you for going through all that second hand embarrassment. You are a real soldier.

The aunt analogy makes no sense. 1. That’s family and She’s not just here to talk to children. Honestly this makes Shane Dawson’s apology believable.

@jeansiguencia-humala6212

11 ай бұрын

She's more like that weird pervy uncle your mom says you shouldn't go near

@Saratrooper

11 ай бұрын

Right?? My nephew is turning 5, my weird aunt phase is occasionally wearing weird loud pants, heavy metal tees, and making homemade playdough for him and his younger sibling.

@hapleymusic

11 ай бұрын

If my aunt were doing shit like this, my mom would be like "girl what are you doin"

@alpaca6462

11 ай бұрын

It's even worse when you consider one of her "comedy schticks" is that her character Miranda has a sexually abusive uncle that is constantly assaulting her and Miranda is too naive to understand she's being abused

@duckheadgaming

11 ай бұрын

Every time I read Shane Dawson I think the apology was in regards to his cat

We're literally living in a black mirror episode at the fucking moment. Absolutely wild that colleen thought the best way to respond to pedo allegations was through a ukulele.

@catenait

11 ай бұрын

When I watched "Smithereens" and "The national anthem" for the first time, I thought "That's never going to happen in real life!" Well, I am not so sure about that anymore.

@Twoidiotsinacloset

11 ай бұрын

Vegan teacher much?😂

I like how 7:40 marks the Outro and not after the song. Dedication to the bit.

Omg I was so invested when you hit #1 I pumped my arms up and said “YES!!!” lol. I love that this became a Guitar Hero track and I LOVE you got number one during

As a 35 year old, I still cannot believe this woman is 37 and thought this would go well in ANY way. Sweet playing though dude!

@shinydiamondlady4416

11 ай бұрын

You're two years younger than her! I'm only 22. I've heard of the Miranda Sings before. But I've never watched her videos, Cause they're not for me. The apology video itself is so so embarrassing/cringey. And the fact she's a mother now and has children, Just makes it much more concerning/worst!

@tander101

11 ай бұрын

​@@shinydiamondlady4416Worst?

@jestrel

11 ай бұрын

@@tander101Yes!!! If shes an actual groomer and shes got her own kids, its time for child protective services to come into play!!

@shinydiamondlady4416

11 ай бұрын

@@jestrel I'm surprised CPS hasn't been called out to come get her kids and put them in a safer environment! I could imagine her kids in their teens/early 20's and finding out their own MOTHER was a GROOMER! They would absolutely hate her and probably have her arrested for these crimes!

@jestrel

11 ай бұрын

@@shinydiamondlady4416 Possibly not arrested sadly just cause they still will wann respect their mom maybe but definitely be disgusted to say the least and I am surprised too someone should do something

10:57 that "but you were 30" caught me off guard, that shit was funny

Her eyes lowkey make me feel uneasy 💀

I get goosebumps just by watching, your a legend to be able to play this to the end.

The lyrics are actually really well written, it's a shame that it's for this.

@theskycrusader7100

11 ай бұрын

Colleen is spittin Granted, She's spitting shit but shes still spittin

@katherinehalling6630

11 ай бұрын

Right? Decent pace, decent writing, her voice isn't even half bad. Just the lyrics themselves are garbage. Like her.

@THENAMEISQUICKMAN

11 ай бұрын

that's the most painful thing, imagine someone who was FALSELY accused writing this. shit would slap. unfortunately she's kinda been totally fucking exposed with no real way to excuse it. no "REEEEEEE CANCEL CULTUUUUUURE" out of this one.

@Ekraelum

11 ай бұрын

Admittedly she's very talented, but saying "I made a mistake and that doesn't make me awful" when it comes to allegations about *grooming children* isn't helping her get out of this. If anything that's admitting guilt. Grooming kids isn't a mistake, it's something groomers do willingly!

@aoihitori

11 ай бұрын

Sorry but I disagree. 😂

Man said "i'm not playing this bruh" and then boom FC'd the whole damn thing

HIS FACE ON THAT LONG PAUSE THEN HE SAYS "ONE MORE TIME!!👹" SEND ME SDLKAJFHE PLUS THE "BUT YOU WERE 30" 😭😭😭

Her: "i know what i did was wrong. And im taking accountability." Also her: "tOxIC gOsiP tRAaAaaINnnN 😩🥴😭"

@solxr_eclipse

11 ай бұрын

this is perfect 😭

@kawasaki_voyagur1700

11 ай бұрын

exactly this woman is a phony

@boianko

11 ай бұрын

Genuinely, her wobbling between "I made some mistakes, I'm only human" and "it's all fake I did nothing wrong" is such a tacit admission of guilt.

@wildfire9280

11 ай бұрын

@@boianko she’s only human after all, don’t put the blame on her

@boianko

11 ай бұрын

@@wildfire9280 yeah, who of us hasn't, at some point, send their used underwear to a 14-year old boy. He who is without sin should cast the first stone and all that.

You know an apology video sucks when people are now FCing the damn it.

@boomknifes609

11 ай бұрын

Beat Saber chart soon??

Massive respect for playing this so well without going insane halfway through.

I just discovered your channel and you had me LOLing through the whole video!

" it wasn't my intention" When you step on someone's foot, you didn't intend to hurt them but you still did. You apologize and take accountability...you don't...do...this.

@cc9787

11 ай бұрын

You guys don't whip out your mic and ukulele and start singing while blaming them for putting their feet there in the first place?

@redfin382

11 ай бұрын

@@cc9787 I mean why did they have their foot there in the first place? Also did you see the shoes they had on? They were asking for it.

@meowtation

11 ай бұрын

More like, it wasn't my intention to get caught 😂

@pryordevine3855

11 ай бұрын

My immediate thought was, "Hitler had good intentions for Germany, look at how that turned out.". You can rarely use intention as a shield

@redfin382

11 ай бұрын

@@pryordevine3855 boy I hope this is trying to be sarcastic or something. 🤦

Can we just appreciate not only this guy, who had to not only play the song, but listen to apology, but also the guy who made this in the first place.

@bigmistqke

11 ай бұрын

Ye, especially with the irregular tempo, not just some copy paste kind of stuff

@anonymousmysteries3171

11 ай бұрын

the fact that the charter apologizes for the "poor quality" of the chart due to not wanting to listen to the song anymore just adds something to this (pause at 0:19 to read the chart description)

@Grimshaw_

11 ай бұрын

@@anonymousmysteries3171 absolutely, like if there’s anyone who doesn’t need to apologize for anything it’s this absolute chad for sitting through this shit.

@SpecialInterestShow

11 ай бұрын

Just imagine how many times the poor motherfucker who made this CH track had to listen to it to properly set up the beats

@user-wr8ym6jj3j

11 ай бұрын

This is straight to the point

I haven't been on spcial media much in the past few weeks/months but this is one of the most insane things I have seen/heard. HOW DOES ANYONE THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE THE UKULELE THING OMG. But on the other hand making a clone hero track out of it makes it a good use of the insanity of the song at least. Well done playing it all the way at least!

Acai's face throughout the "apology" is amazing.

An apology video without an apology. What a banger.

@riah9549

11 ай бұрын

yea what a bop fr 💀

@thesilly11409

11 ай бұрын

seriously though if i have to listen to this song one more time im gonna kill someone

@tia82706

11 ай бұрын

It's just not an apology video Issa retaliation video

@theycallmeJacko

11 ай бұрын

Never seen that before!

@tenderquirkydragon8643

11 ай бұрын

"I'm sorry that you're a bunch of cabbages" Uh huh, sure

can you imagine being her kid? telling your parents they fucked up is hard enough without having to worry about them pulling out the ukulele and doing a 10-minute 'i did nothing wrong so you should just forgive me already' improv bit

@darkpuppetlordful

11 ай бұрын

Yo mom, can you cook dinner, I'm hungry. *proceeds to 15 minutes of ukulele solo about why dinner isn't important*

@Ranbi_ran

11 ай бұрын

@@darkpuppetlordfultf is the child gonna do? Sit there?

@darkpuppetlordful

11 ай бұрын

@@Ranbi_ran if it's a smart kid, go grab a bag of chips and a phone to record the cringe. Marketing 101

@Sorrowe

11 ай бұрын

This comment deserves more likes

@fighthive4808

11 ай бұрын

That kid’s gonna grow up just as screwed up let’s be real.

i wanted to tear off my skin listening to this. good job getting to the end

I could not imagine the pain and agony that went into charting this

Now we need a Trombone Champ chart. Giving it the respect it deserves lmao

@ariannasv22

11 ай бұрын

Beautiful idea

@angelsartandgaming

11 ай бұрын

I need this!

@technospyform1578

11 ай бұрын

They don't need it bruh

@analinrose

11 ай бұрын

what if the trombone champ video was this clone hero video with the trumpet guy edited in?

@ngocsondinh135

11 ай бұрын

@@analinrose I sent a request for the video. Got chu fam. Hope the guys put in the magic lmao

i swear all ukulele players learn 2 chords and decide “yeah that’s enough this won’t get annoying at all”

@apexreactions4231

11 ай бұрын

I think it's more to do with no matter what chord progression you play on that plingy midget, it sounds exactly like every other ukulele song you've ever heard because they all do that same stupid ass strumming pattern 🤮

@boxisyt

11 ай бұрын

middle school ahh chord progression

@aynonaystuay7767

11 ай бұрын

I know right I wish she’d change it to another chord or 2 so it could be more bEARABLE TO LISTEN TO OH MY GOD I CANNOT BEAR TO WATCH ANOTHER SECOND

@akhlysthechair

11 ай бұрын

i knew more chords than her from like a year of ukelele and she’s a whole ass adult 💀💀💀

@fangirlandproud6442

11 ай бұрын

Haha oopsie!

If i was the judge, id give an extra 200 years for harrasing my ears for 10 minutes straight

I was impressed by the informative nature of the video.

This is now the ideal way to address someone’s controversy in my mind. This was absolutely hilarious. “Wait, Weren’t you 30??” **proceeds to hit 3 notes on his humble quest to FC**

@Music7Ada

11 ай бұрын

"Baseless? We have actual evidence!" **Virtual trombone toot**