“Rumours look like facts if you don’t mind the gaps” she sure didn’t mind the age gaps

@SivilCervant

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@dashcamandy2242

Жыл бұрын

...or the little girls' "gaps" she shows in her books. Or poor Becky's "gap" she showed off to her audience. (aka "The Fart Joke") Bish needs help. I can't help but wonder if there was some kiddie-diddling in her family (thanks to all her creepy Daddy and Uncle references), perhaps she experienced it as a child and so this behavior became "normalized" to her? By the way, I'm not making excuses! I'm searching for understanding as to why she would think half of the evil things (THAT WE KNOW ABOUT) she does are OK to do around children.

@lurachr

Жыл бұрын

I'M DECEASED

@Pizzafan622

Жыл бұрын

@@dashcamandy2242she did WHAT

@joeiechristiansantana9641

Жыл бұрын

@@Pizzafan622 Which ones were you WHAT-ing at?

The shakiness on “trAAaaaAAAaaaiin” really itches my brain

@Nina-pz7ge

Жыл бұрын

It made me feel dizzy for some reason 😭

@mclijah6472

Жыл бұрын

@@Nina-pz7gei think it’s because watching a video of a roller coaster is already disorienting to your brain, but it wiggling makes you anticipate that sensory feeling and it not happening is disturbing in a way

@violetandnoemie4life

Жыл бұрын

best part fr

@verycreativeandquirkyusername

Жыл бұрын

i keep rewatching it

@camerantherollermain

Жыл бұрын

the ly i’ve er is two sian on thing ev groomed my per cats

The coaster physically going "NUH UH" at 5:02 and 6:23 has got to be one of the best things about this ride.

@FenrizNNN

11 ай бұрын

Cranial traumatism

@ryanl.1085

10 ай бұрын

That would hurt

@Ranixo286

10 ай бұрын

"You won't see me on the KZread kids ap!" But your show comes upon NETFLIX KIDS .

@carolinesturgill1825

7 ай бұрын

@@ryanl.1085this whole coaster would hurt. It reminds me of the euthanasia coaster.

@lastchanc3stars

17 күн бұрын

​@@carolinesturgill1825wasn't that the one where the g forces would just make your brain explode

“They didn’t say I couldn’t sing what I want to say” *proceeds to talk multiple fucking times*

@purp4168

Жыл бұрын

Mumble rap anthem

@MischiefMakerMarcy

29 күн бұрын

It’s giving “we don’t talk about Bruno” tbh

@basaltcrust1915

29 күн бұрын

The queen of *yappin*

@Somebuffoononline

29 күн бұрын

@@basaltcrust1915 that tag can go to a lot of people

@Bobbobbity-e5g

19 күн бұрын

@@MischiefMakerMarcybut they sang

The toxic gossip roller coaster

@wakkowarner5357

Жыл бұрын

chuggin down the rails of misinformation

@sleepwell_catnap

Жыл бұрын

@@wakkowarner5357THE TOXIC GOSSIP ROLLER COASTERRR

@Popcatmusicswag

Жыл бұрын

⁠​⁠@@sleepwell_catnapYOU GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO THE, EMERGENCY ROOM

@amazing3442

Жыл бұрын

@@Popcatmusicswag​⁠ toxic gossip roller coaster, tie me to the rails and harass me for my past.

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

Жыл бұрын

Well, I'd argue roller coaster carts are kind of a type of train(without an engine, roof and walls though).

i love how in the parts where shes blatantly lying the rollercoaster looks more like a deathtrap 💀

@AnotherTruth

Жыл бұрын

Saw that too. Even this roller coaster know she’s entirely full of crap.

@crystalrose5646

Жыл бұрын

@@AnotherTruthou know something is really wrong when a goddamn roller coaster also believes that what you say is clearly lies and gambles with the rider’s lives.

@onemanoneperpes1119

Жыл бұрын

@@AnotherTruth If shes th epassenger she must be making the whole track smell with the crap coming out of her mouth lol. Plus dam your username speaks the truth.

@ItsMeKelso

Жыл бұрын

I believe it is there was some man who digitally invented a death roller coaster said it would be ideally for people who are terminally ill that they would pass away from this roller coaster by losing consciousness.

@gamepro0167

Жыл бұрын

@@ItsMeKelsowasn’t that the one with tighter and tighter loops that would provide a constant upward force forcing your blood into your brain causing you to lose consciousness and die

Basically she just sat here for 10 minutes to say "I'm here to apologize. Because I'm not apologizing"

@meh6513

Жыл бұрын

Yes.

@alonelytrex3700

10 ай бұрын

Sorry I’m not sorry 🤷‍♀️

@JG_Wentworth

Ай бұрын

​@@meh6513 Oh you are NOT on this video that PFP

@meh6513

Ай бұрын

@@JG_Wentworth I have Matrix 1 antagonist and you have some shitty poorly drawn sonic doing crime? Hypocrite much

@LeonidesEzekiel

17 күн бұрын

​@@JG_Wentworthhuh whats wrong i dont get it?

Oh I just love that she doesn't go into ANY detail about the "fart joke" If you don't know, basically what happened was that a fan (pretty sure a minor at the time) was up on stage, told to lay on her back, and Colleen spread her legs and made fart noises. The fan said she was really uncomfortable and that men had stared at her while she was leaving, and not normal stares, the GROSS stares. And Colleen practically makes fun of it now sooo

@asthejayflies

11 ай бұрын

its made even worse by the fact that (iirc at least) the underage fan was dressed skimpily bc colleen had a bit in her liveshows where miranda would call volunteers to the stage to criticize their outfits for being “porn” (as in, anything the *least* bit provocative) and the fan was hoping shed be picked for that bit. which in itself is suspect, but the fact that that fan got humiliated on stage with the “fart joke” while wearing that is just. despicable really. fuck colleen so much

@W01fy_DB

11 ай бұрын

@@asthejayflies yes, it's concerning enough that Colleen convinced girls to wear skimpy things to get criticized, but then also did what she did on that stage, so gross

@shunkaidou69

27 күн бұрын

"because 5 years ago I made a fart joke-... 😔"

@sarcastic_commentary

11 сағат бұрын

Some fart joke that was

i can never get over the "oh i didnt reallize all of you were perfect" line like no im not perfect but i dont groom children 😭

@Snow_Sailor

Жыл бұрын

Colleen acting like it's an instinct to groom minors that everyone tries to repress-

@moonlight_haze

Жыл бұрын

fr 😭

@pinkcupcake4717

Жыл бұрын

It's pretty easy to not exploit free child labor. Or distribute porn to minors.

@dhruvnarain3948

Жыл бұрын

According to her criticising is completely irrevelevent because the only people who can criticise are perfect. Like bro no one is perfect but people know whats right and wrong.

@wyster14

Жыл бұрын

Jokes on her I am actually perfect

I’ve heard of interpretive dancing, but not interpretive coaster-ing. Well done. 😂

@Thatonegirlwomp

Жыл бұрын

The next worst youtuber apology is just going to be a roller coster synced to is it to late to say sorry by justin bieber 🤣

@zeeisforzeebra1804

Жыл бұрын

@@Thatonegirlwompdon’t speak this into reality please 😭

@cookimaus1

Жыл бұрын

I mean it isn’t exactly uncommon. Roller coasters in real life do have synchronized audio, although that music is usually original and made to match with the ride, not the other way around

@Betweentwelv32567

Жыл бұрын

Why does this remind me of that s/a tiktoker who made a ballet video as a public apology

@ouvicc

Жыл бұрын

not the sienna mae reference 😭😭

6:23 I like how even the train is shaking it’s head as if to say “Nuh uh, ain’t true”

@paperluigi0323

22 күн бұрын

That was so fucking hilarious.

2:04 The rollercoaster slightly shaking when she said, “ Ugh,” had me dying 😭

@themosaicshow

10 ай бұрын

it’s such an underrated part bro 😭 so small yet so impactful

@ashurnonaurbiz2968

10 ай бұрын

@@themosaicshow I know right?! 😭🤚 It made me laugh so much harder than I should have. I don’t know what it is, it just made me chuckle 😂

@justananonymouspotato

13 күн бұрын

2:03

@ashurnonaurbiz2968

13 күн бұрын

@@justananonymouspotato Thank you for correcting that 😭 I don’t know why I didn’t fix that

I expected this to by musically synced but I loved it even more when I realized it was emotionally synced as well

@KaelWrit

Жыл бұрын

And thematically synced

@Little_Lepus

Жыл бұрын

I liked the little U-turn when we thought she was actually gonna take accountability right before the hill.

@IronicMCH

Жыл бұрын

@@Little_Lepus same lol

@perisleaf

Жыл бұрын

I thought the opposite but I love that it’s musically synced too

@WooferCooker

Жыл бұрын

Glad to see you here mr percussion hands, I mean Jeremy Fehon… I mean Hank

At the fake ending, I was thinking that colleen finally took us to manipulation station

@retr0tune80

Жыл бұрын

Once you click on the video you’re already there lmfao

@flextape467

Жыл бұрын

Do they have snacks there?

@redpaint9850

Жыл бұрын

@@flextape467I hope they have animal crackers

@foonnotspork

Жыл бұрын

@@flextape467yes, made of LiEs

@DrummerrDuckie

Жыл бұрын

​@@foonnotsporkLE GASP- nooo the cake was a lieeee

I am so unbelievably sorry that you had to sit through this whole apology however many times over to make this video happen. We thank you for your service 💔💔

@youtubeSuckssNow

Жыл бұрын

For real, they have to have it memorized forever at this point.

@et.h4n

Жыл бұрын

its ok the song slaps

@joobi-woobi

Жыл бұрын

@@et.h4nlike literally why is it so catchy??? 😭😭😭

@merahsuc4750

Жыл бұрын

I actually like the song a lot.. im not saying i agree with her but just that i like the song

@corallinelayla3181

Жыл бұрын

@@merahsuc4750 You like the melody, but not the lyrics.

The coaster really did a good job representing the mind shattering reaction we all had to the "two Persian cats" part.

@sarahmorris4575

15 күн бұрын

6:22

6:24 Colleen: "the only thing I've ever groomed is my two persian cats" The coaster: ⇦ ⇨ ⇦ ⇨ ⇦ ⇨

@nikkienavarra7791

Жыл бұрын

That's how our heads moved when she said that.

@catscanhavelittleasalami

Жыл бұрын

coaster is flabbergasted

@B0bby_V

Жыл бұрын

nuh uh

@notjebbutstillakerbal

Жыл бұрын

That's it's way of saying 🧢

@The_Metriacanthosaurus

Жыл бұрын

Even the Coaster sees the bullshit. The Coaster is smarter than her. (Not surprising, though)

the rollercosster physically saying “nuh-uh” has got to be one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a while.

@cesare_the_somnambulistSWAG

Жыл бұрын

When

@voidenterprises

Жыл бұрын

@@cesare_the_somnambulistSWAG it happens multiple times but the parts that really stood out to me was 5:00 and 6:23

@Sydney_-

Жыл бұрын

@@voidenterprises also at 1:50 she twists the facts, and the rollercoaster

@Scrambled_Eggies

Жыл бұрын

I say most notably 6:16

@Uvlugiak

Жыл бұрын

That was my favorite part lmao

This roller coaster is a smug, condescending, over-confident gaslighter. You captured it superbly!

8:37 has to be the best part lmao, the way its just a straight drop when we thought it was over

Fun Fact: the track is actually based on the choreography for the mental gymnastics needed to make an “apology” like this! ✨

@KeitieKalopsia

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@bananamontana1136

Жыл бұрын

In the song admitting her team told her to keep quiet about the situation. I bet she just lost most of her team to preforming this musical chicanery.

@picklestheomnipotent4535

Жыл бұрын

and the mental effort it takes to listen to this whole thing

@ashleydixon220

Жыл бұрын

Bruh. 😂

@FishFishoutFeet

Жыл бұрын

Wow that’s such a cool fact and fits perfectly!

making mistakes doesn’t make someone a horrible person, but grooming children sure does. glad to clear that up ☺️☺️

@adoramay9410

Жыл бұрын

Fr, like all of us make mistakes, but most of us don’t make that mistake. Not all mistakes are created equal. For instance, someone accidentally going too far in an argument is a far cry from sending inappropriate messages to minors. And also most people when doing the former would still, you know, take responsibility and try to fix it.

@y2klove581

Жыл бұрын

The way she didn’t even apologise all she did was sing 😭

@DodgeGreenvilleRoleplay

Жыл бұрын

@@y2klove581not even a proper apology she did

@swourpwatch

Жыл бұрын

@@y2klove581it’s sienna mae but instead of dancing she sang bro

@entirelybonkers8832

Жыл бұрын

@@NoodleDoodle221as a grown as adult as well

Why does toxic gossip train sound like an actually good name for a rollercoaster

@Thermospon

29 күн бұрын

A coster to address bullying

*My English Teacher:* Alright, make sure your argument is clear. No fluff and straight to the point. We want to understand the message. *The essay:*

The fact every time she actually started to get somewhere in her apology she’d just stop herself and backtrack because “we don’t care anyways” like what 💀

@tickital4464

Жыл бұрын

so true, i know literally none of the context but she starts apologising and then spends most of the video complaining about people doing something they… haven’t done??

@lillymoon8296

Жыл бұрын

“I think it’s important to take accountability” processes to not

@jijidabest7594

Жыл бұрын

@@lillymoon8296 yeah like she says she’ll take accountability, but then she starts saying that they’re all rumours, but then goes back to saying she made a mistake

@Thighlicious

Жыл бұрын

She isn’t wrong tho, lots of people on the internet nowadays won’t take apologies, they’re unforgiving, so yea, why apologize if they won’t even accept it? She could at least take accountability tho, even if most people don’t accept her apology somebody might, at least make them think you’re somewhat of a good person

@lillymoon8296

Жыл бұрын

@@Thighlicious I agree

1:38 The coaster going straight down the instant she tries to justify her actions is an unbelievably good visual metaphor

@dysmissme7343

Жыл бұрын

True Who knew the roller coaster could be used as such an effective medium for storytelling?!

@iwenttoohio5045

Жыл бұрын

Ikr. It was such a genius way of representing her entire career metaphorically falling down the drain lol.

@Lemon_1724

Жыл бұрын

IKR

@ManicPandaz

Жыл бұрын

I know… she metaphorically jumped off a cliff

@thorne-4pple

Жыл бұрын

I can mentally imagine the coaster saying “ohhh great not this”

The fact that it’s about a year since the toxic gossip train was released on yt is so surreal

@Bruh-ob9mi

20 күн бұрын

Seriously, when did time start to fly like this?

0:51 HAD ME 💀💀💀 (Also I absolutely adore the fact that the second the chorus started it went straight down)

@starbeamgurl

11 ай бұрын

Same lol

i love how the train shakes side to side when she says something that’s obviously wrong and it moves up and down when she says people think she’s a groomer

@bromomento3142

Жыл бұрын

6:22 “The only thing i’ve ever groomed is my two persian cats” *coaster violently shakes*

@ClownieFace

Жыл бұрын

And the violent downhills every time she starts a "Toxic Gossip Train" segment

@ClownieFace

Жыл бұрын

And the violent downhills every time she starts a "Toxic Gossip Train" segment

@zig_tv

Жыл бұрын

​@@bromomento3142"Nuh uh"

@Mortal2064

Жыл бұрын

​​​@@zig_tv fym "nuh uh"

the way this roller coaster would be illegal just like colleens behavior towards kids!

@EmeraldSnow

Жыл бұрын

Lmao fr

@amandapanda5087

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@belynda1224

Жыл бұрын

Underrated asf 😂😂

@ayoubaledrisy2507

11 ай бұрын

At first I was like "how would this be illegal" than I saw the DROP at 1:44 and said "never mind"

@MikaelaRM

Ай бұрын

@@ayoubaledrisy2507 I saw this comment at the exact same time as well

she has good points like “if someone makes a mistake it doesn’t make them a horrible person” just sad it had to come from this apology

@colleagueriley860

Жыл бұрын

I mean, the problem with that is she is dropping context. Sure, you can make a mistake and still be a good person. But not if that mistake involves being inappropriate towards children for example.

@TheBluestflamingos

Жыл бұрын

​@@colleagueriley860and if her defence is "people change. I was bad but I'm good now" it would ring a lot more true if she stopped downplaying her past actions as "mistakes" and "rumors".

@hauntedshadowslegacy2826

11 ай бұрын

@@colleagueriley860Yup. The whole song was her minimizing her own actions and demonizing the voices of her victims. For me, the best part is, "she's gaslighting, manipulating- ugh, she's a narcissist and a rat! I would never make a mistake like that". Because in one fell swoop, she admits to the purpose of the song, brushes right up against self-awareness, and then acknowledges that other people wouldn't groom children like she did. Idk if she thought she made a good point there or not, but she didn't.

@L0rdOfThePies

10 ай бұрын

Yeah thats what i was thinking, if she wasnt minimising shit and only providing this kind of insight she got caught doing something naughty it’d be somewhat profound

@lovesick_loser

14 күн бұрын

i mean nobody sexually harasses minors "by mistake" 💀

I literally screamed out “NOOOOOO” when we didn’t go into the station area

I've never sat through her entire apology. I don't think I would've been able to digest it if it weren't for this beautiful interpretive coaster-

@skai5020

Жыл бұрын

no same, this is the first time ive watch the whole thing and wow its b a d.

@dysmissme7343

Жыл бұрын

It actually makes me nauseous hearing her minimize and try to justify all of the trauma she’s inflicted on kinds

@epicviewerJJ

Жыл бұрын

Same 😭😭😭😭 I didn’t expect that this would ever be how I get through the video…

@FrozenJedi38

Жыл бұрын

Same. I got 6 mins through before I was done. The roller coaster really helped digest it lol

@hollyevans7842

Жыл бұрын

Me too 😂

I love how whenever Colleen sings “TraAaAaAAain” the coaster violently shakes and tries to dislodge the riders😂

@Nooticus

11 ай бұрын

Its genius haha

@laurenrobbb

11 ай бұрын

And ‘besties with everybody’ 😂

@lazilylapis676

11 ай бұрын

"BeEsTIeS"

@grosebud4721

11 ай бұрын

BRO I LOVE IT ITS PERFECT

@mapleluvssk3tches512

11 ай бұрын

The only thing I ever groomed are my two Persian cats

6:23. i love that even the rollercoaster is physically saying "nuh uh"

8:30 This part literally shows exactly what you would expect

the part where you think it’s over and then it just drops straight into hell as you realize “oh god she’s not done”

@user-pq5oz5cp6y

Жыл бұрын

its so fun y

@atlasoceane7484

Жыл бұрын

IT WAS SO FUNNY

@zombiefuvker

Жыл бұрын

_"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"_

@stream-5star

Жыл бұрын

WoAoOOooAaoOhHh

@Augutin-

Жыл бұрын

8:20

"The only thing I've groomed is my two persian cats." ⬅➡⬅➡⬅➡⬅➡ The fact the coaster went downhill when she decided to tack on that last bit was gold. Real good metaphor for how she just kept digging herself a deeper and deeper hole the entire song.

@TheTrueXaver

Жыл бұрын

the coaster itself was shaking it's head

@11MissingPhoenix

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp pls i cant watch Colleen try to sing her way outta trouble for the 59412024th time

@DHMISDuckGuy

Жыл бұрын

@@11MissingPhoenix6:20

@alfie8356

Жыл бұрын

@@11MissingPhoenix 8:10

@kandyappleview

Жыл бұрын

Right and how it pauses right before her saying that so you're just looking at the wavy tracks ahead like 'ah shit here we go again...'

The coaster nodding yes when she was talking about the comments at 3:45 lol

I like how the rollercoaster goes up when she says something true or is on the right ‘track’ with her apology and down whenever she’s chatting shite, straight whenever her words are neutral, and literally side to side or crazy when she lies

I like how the rollercoaster just turns into Satan’s greatest creation when she’s outright lying

@mommyissue

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@cheescak

Жыл бұрын

lmao yes, my fav was prob 0:00 - 10:16 for the lying part

@amandapanda5087

Жыл бұрын

Same lol 😂

The fact that it starts by just immediately going downhill is just hilarious to me. This is art.

@preppywaffles

Жыл бұрын

i was waiting for somebody to say that lmao😂

@SkaterGuy55

Жыл бұрын

Her career is going downhill

@JustAnotherCommenter

Жыл бұрын

It's a clear metaphor

@Cromf

Жыл бұрын

The track color also changed

@LolsterYT

Жыл бұрын

I was going to say that lol 💀

4:21 “lies and rumours” 4:27 “she DID some things that i didn’t like in her past” she admitted she did it lol

@ReiToriyasuSan

11 ай бұрын

Atleast she kinda did.

@RoboCobeh

11 ай бұрын

Not that she's worthy of defense... But she's talking from the perspective of a third party. So not really an admission, but saying what other people think she *did*... (Because she DID)

THE DROP TRACK LMAOOOO IM SOBBING "what would make you think its over just to have even more... a drop track!" i love it

We should force Colleen to ride this rollercoaster over and over again with her song playing on full volume.

@peteartieda58

Жыл бұрын

I will back this petition up.

@cal1forni_a

Жыл бұрын

FR

@lennon_the_lemon2624

Жыл бұрын

I mean, if you want to make her experience suppor bad then don't forget to force feed her food that she wouldn't like, and if it were to be thrown up, it would/could burn her throat.

@aloevera0.0

Жыл бұрын

i feel like this coaster would break a neck

@abigailwhite2206

Жыл бұрын

@@aloevera0.0 tbf it would be a good rollercoaster if you took out the mini death traps when she blatantly lies

This entire video has me pissing myself laughing. I love the "BoNY lItTle bAcK" part 😂

@LyraPyxisVT

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@Froggo153

Жыл бұрын

fr

@dottynearney

Жыл бұрын

4:04 for people who are wondering

@stzrcrtq

Жыл бұрын

she makes being skinnier than most her entire personality💀

@erikdaniels0n

Жыл бұрын

BoNy WiTtLe BaCk 🥺🥺

Love the way it goes straight downhill as she tries “explaining” herself

It feels like the only way I could watch the apology. Kind of like when there’s a Subway Surfers video at the bottom of the screen

I never thought that a roller coaster could be sassy and mocking, but you have proved me wrong and I like it.

@Strawberrypocky911

Жыл бұрын

The roller coaster became sentient just to diss her 🤣💀

@qspace102

Жыл бұрын

the way it goes side to side im crying

@chrisharl

Жыл бұрын

How did you describe it so perfectly

@Saint.Saint.Saint.

Жыл бұрын

This song gets better with every version I see.

@theyxaj

11 ай бұрын

+

i cant imagine how difficult it was to make this coaster interesting and sync it to the *singular* ukelele riff 💀

@frey2260

Жыл бұрын

fr somehow the roller coaster is interesting despite the song having like… 3 different chords

@themosaicshow

10 ай бұрын

@@frey2260chords pls?

Here on the one year anniversary of this absolute banger 🔥🔥🔥

@D1VINEDIAMONDS

Ай бұрын

🍻

Who wants this to be an actual rollercoaster with this music blaring the whole time 🙋‍♀️

@CassidyGoldenBearOfJudgement

11 ай бұрын

Right?

@notjebbutstillakerbal

10 ай бұрын

​@@CassidyGoldenBearOfJudgement if you like dying of g-forces then go for it

@rose_magic.

10 ай бұрын

Me

@CassidyGoldenBearOfJudgement

10 ай бұрын

@@notjebbutstillakerbal I do!

@heavyweaponsguy9000

2 ай бұрын

​​@@notjebbutstillakerbalhey if it frees me listening to this apology then hell yes

Creativity on point , also rather watch 10 minutes of a parody rollercoaster rather than the colleen ballinger video

@vinhasenteredthechat2555

Жыл бұрын

Unironically, this made me finish the whole video, this roller coaster is the best

@whosaidthisandthat

Жыл бұрын

@@vinhasenteredthechat2555 NO BCS SAME

@Gabi-jy8ih

Жыл бұрын

@@vinhasenteredthechat2555Me too!!😭😭

@StarsOfTheLand

Жыл бұрын

@@vinhasenteredthechat2555SAME

@des7445

Жыл бұрын

@@vinhasenteredthechat2555fr

Her trying to say that sharing sex stories with children is just a mistake everyone makes and it’s part of being human really makes it for me

@yvy.830

Жыл бұрын

'oops i didnt know there should be boundaries about SHARING MY SEX STORIES WITH KIDS' sorry what- send her to therapy (and jail)

@serenityspringer6227

11 ай бұрын

​​@@yvy.830 I agree and can we talk about how she hurt her friend 's life and ex husband life to. I hear gaslighting and lies .

@brokkenmeme

11 ай бұрын

@@yvy.830life in the psych ward Cause the psych ward is worse than jail

@ducki5218

10 ай бұрын

It isn't?

@Argumentiveableish

9 ай бұрын

"tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past" So you ADMIT IT?! Being pissed that that you groomed children and were a pedophile is NOT harassment! Also, you can't "take accountability" without mentioning the exact account of WHAT you did...

When she sings a vibrato note the roller coaster track swerves aggressively, which is a nice touch

This girl has become a meme now. Just like Illuminati, absolutely destroyed her career. If she hadn't of responded, or had listened to her legal team, she would of been FINE.

@purp4168

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, she says "hundreds of million people attacking me, when that probably hasn't even reached two hundred million attackers now. She could have ignored it and been fine (happy she didn't though, as cancel culture is a broken clock and worked this time)

@colleagueriley860

Жыл бұрын

@@purp4168there’s a strong difference between cancel culture and calling out someone for being inappropriate to children

The straight drop when Colleen goes to do her fake turning her camera off after it already arrived at "the manipulation station" has me rolling

@masato8503

Жыл бұрын

HELP? IT DIDNT MAKE SENSE TILL I SEEN IT

@katherinechandler7349

Жыл бұрын

8:31 for those wondering, and that part is so funny 😭

Not sure if somebody already said this, but I just really appreciate how many times they had to watch this "Apology" and still make a synced roller coaster without going insane.💀

@trinngrace

Жыл бұрын

THIS

@tealablu3759

Жыл бұрын

I mean, no guarantee they weren’t already insane

@wifeu6966

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they gave her quite a lot of money

@mxlsiia

Жыл бұрын

@@wifeu6966a lot of people reuploaded the entire video with other types of overlays, for all we know they might've watched one of those to at least make it more bearable + not give her money

@theamazingtristini3251

Жыл бұрын

😊l😊q+q

“And stab me repeatedly in my little bony back.” *makes everyone throw up*

Can I just say that that element you made where the track turns one way but banks the opposite way seems SUPER interesting. Would love to ride something like that irl 6:04.

@JimmyNeutron1029

Жыл бұрын

The third element on steel vengeance at cedar point is pretty similar to that. It is horrifying but so fun!

She started taking “accountability” but only put it in there to say “oh you don’t care?” To make the world revolve around her again

@jessicas3568

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god 😅

@dysmissme7343

Жыл бұрын

Nah saying “I’ve taken accountability” is No The Same As actually taking accountability She’s just performing 😒

@IzukuIzukuO

Жыл бұрын

​@@dysmissme7343FR i hate it when people throw around those buzz words "responsibility" and "acountability" around and just sit there like- You are not taking accountability, youre just acknowledging 🙄☕️

@giovannasall8552

Жыл бұрын

3:25

@mar-ui2sr

Жыл бұрын

because some people genuinely do not care lmao 💀

I'm giggling at how it shaked aggressively when she sings about absolute shit she said she didn't do 😭

@MayLovesManeskin

Жыл бұрын

It's trying to shake the truth out of her

@kraken_d4ddy

Жыл бұрын

Like when she said “in my bony little back” it AGGRESSIVELY shook back and forth

@da_kine

11 ай бұрын

🎢: liar liar pants on fire

@WCE107

11 ай бұрын

​@@kraken_d4ddy or when she said "the only thing I groom is my two persian cats". Coaster probably was calling bullshit.

i love that it literally starts with "It's all downhill from here."

i have always skipped apology videos but this rollercoster really made it interesting to both watch and enjoy

What always makes me grin at how stupid she is is the fact that she claims during her “apology” that shes taking accountability yet denies any and every fact, and pushes it aside

@Gee-xb7rt

Жыл бұрын

fairly classic cluster b personality disorder, she should have gone to therapy instead of pick up a ukulele. there is no accountability for their actions. to quote Maya Angelou when people show you who they are believe them.

@fizzybizzy9213

Жыл бұрын

​@@Gee-xb7rtyou can have a personality disorder and not be a lying, manipulative groomer tbh. There's a difference in being mentally ill and being a predator

@Gee-xb7rt

Жыл бұрын

@@fizzybizzy9213 I said exactly nothing that is in your rant your cluster b personality disorder is showing, find a therapist. thank you.

@didi__x

Жыл бұрын

Fr "i take complete accountability, but everything you said was bull sh!t."

@ran631

Жыл бұрын

​@@fizzybizzy9213there is no difference

The only reason she decides to continue on the song is because she knew that once she reached the 10 minute mark she’d be monetized.

@spookysomeone

Жыл бұрын

it's also why she keeps pausing and slowing down. i mean she's also doing it to be manipulative obviously but outside of that lol

@KyleEnigma

Жыл бұрын

Love ur pfp 🥲

@dustinbruce4898

Жыл бұрын

During a writer strike, no less.

@RandomHandle837

Жыл бұрын

You only need 8 minutes to get mid roll ads

@kinggeorgeiii4977

Жыл бұрын

She's also taking down videos that include her song 😭

4:01 Literally was weakkkkk at this part 🤣🤣🤣

i love the lil shake on the “euhh” at 1:59

0:50 2:54 7:59 I love how the coaster is synchronized to Colleen's vocal gymnastics.

@triple7marc

Жыл бұрын

2:03

@Videosbyaislyn

Жыл бұрын

3:36

@eggy_lmao

Жыл бұрын

7:59

@M0onThv_

Жыл бұрын

9:14

@M0onThv_

Жыл бұрын

9:18

"tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past" is one of the hardest lines ever. tragic it came from THIS "apology"

@xxyzxxyz690

Жыл бұрын

I just know the chorus is gonna be stuck in my head for forever and I hate it

@PyroTheManiac

Жыл бұрын

Hot take: the song is well written lyrically, just a shame it has to come from this context

@Lilstarrynymph

Жыл бұрын

@@PyroTheManiacfacts

@gooberr_man

Жыл бұрын

@@PyroTheManiacand also the entire reason she made it a song too

@Melodymakesgacha

Жыл бұрын

@@gooberr_manthat’s called context..

5:05 Roller coaster: I sure hope the f*ck not!

The end part where its about to let you off the rollercoaster but then it dives down into the tunnel has me deceased 8:19

@throwawayaccount4008

Жыл бұрын

I literally wheezed at that point!

@xXMindSoulXx

Жыл бұрын

666 likes because Colleen is the devil

@xxsegaxx

Жыл бұрын

She pushed a button to do that to the rollercoaster

i'm autistic, has an anxiety disorder, and suffering from vertigo; i can barely handle roller coasters, but even the most hardcore roller coaster fans would scream in agony if they rode this with the apology song looming over them as they plunge into the depths of toxic gossip hell

@paloim

Жыл бұрын

"i'm autistic, i can barely handle roller coasters, but even the most hardcore roller coaster fans would scream in agony if they rode this with the apology song looming over them as they plunge into the depths of toxic gossip hell" - you, someone with a touch of tism

@NoThankUBeQuiet

Жыл бұрын

I mean. The shaky parts would literally cause whiplash

@opalyasu7159

Жыл бұрын

@NoThankUBeQuiet You'd rather get actually whipped

@fr34ky_p4wz

Жыл бұрын

I’m autistic too and I like watching roller coasters but I don’t like actually being on them lol

@HogartHughes

Жыл бұрын

@@paloimtoo much tism will keel you

I have adhd and I don’t think I could’ve gotten through the original video. I watched this whole thing in one sitting, complete focus

EVERY TIME I THINK SHE'S DONE, SHE CONTINUES

@aggressivedisneyfan9765

11 ай бұрын

FR THO

@BritishRepublicsn

9 ай бұрын

How else was she supposed to get to 10 minutes?

@somepony120

9 ай бұрын

​@@BritishRepublicsnYep. All about that monotization, baby 😏

@Alex_Fierro2772

14 күн бұрын

She just keeps going😭 I'm like girl end it now please you could spare urself a little but NOPE

The fact that this video and Acai’s guitar hero chart were the only things to make me listen to the entire apology is just 💀

@jayden_1719

Жыл бұрын

Same lol

@nonymouswisp8176

Жыл бұрын

Subway surfers effect

@mildly_miffed_man1414

Жыл бұрын

@@nonymouswisp8176it’s just that the brown man and this coaster actually being something good to the table

@nonymouswisp8176

Жыл бұрын

@@mildly_miffed_man1414 I understand, I just wanted to make a stupid joke

@Stubbormly

Жыл бұрын

No Fr

“My team has told me not to say anything, but they didn’t say anything about singing it” is still my favorite part of this dumb apology. It’s like something you’d hear in a mid 2000s comedy.

1:36 love how much like the apology, the tracks start careening towards hell

I love how the rollercoaster tries to violently dislodge itself from the track every time Colleen goes “toxic gossip trAaAAaAain” and those other times like 6:23

@infrogswetrust420

Жыл бұрын

It symbolizes the vibrato but yeah ur also right😊

@flygirl6048

Жыл бұрын

It took me out

@abelnocera3500

Жыл бұрын

@@infrogswetrust420Wonky ahh vibrato

My favorite part is when she basically says “sorry you feel that way” and completely blames her audience before stating how she’s taking accountability.

@puyopuyogooey7214

Жыл бұрын

My favorite part is when she says “for what it’s worth…” and then has a LOOOOONG pause where you’re expecting her to say she’s sorry but then she hits you with the “I never had any bad intentions… but I do feel like sh**”

@Homelesslemon

Жыл бұрын

yeah like she's talking about the truth being all lies when she is literally gaslighting everybody watching, and blowing off every horrible thing she did, calling the sexual act "a fart joke" when from what I know she sent sexual messages to multiple minors.

@RavenRotten

Жыл бұрын

it’s very eugenia cooney

@mrtoast244

Жыл бұрын

she doesn't even take accountability, that's the worst part edit: besides the grooming and gaslighting

@IRAS175I4

Жыл бұрын

@@Homelesslemonthe fart joke she mentioned was her spreading a minor’s legs open whilst they were laying on the ground. She was making fart sounds as well. And because of that some creepy man was eyeing the minor and she was scared.

4:33 that was the best transition ever

5:42 yes, colleen, you’re right! it doesn’t matter what your intent was, because, as my mother likes to say, impact is more important than intent! 7:24 it doesn’t matter if you didn’t mean to groom kids (which i highly doubt), what matters is that you DID.

the way that she never even took accountability is wild LMAO like she never even said sorry, she just looked at the legal action she was facing and was like "i should just write a song."

@savbrekker

Жыл бұрын

in the song she even said “i know you want me to say i was in the wrong but no i won’t” like girl..

@margarethmichelina5146

Жыл бұрын

And she must be rehearse that song many times so she can look good in camera and not a single word "Sorry" or "Apologize" coming from her mouth. She mostly focus on "ToXiC GoSSiP TrAIn" lyrics the most.

@lilyxcxc

Жыл бұрын

@@margarethmichelina5146 Right. To think that she probably redid the song multiple times and went "Wait this isnt convincing enough" or "Oops need to look more sad!" is gross!!!!

@randompromises1038

Жыл бұрын

​@@savbrekker"Thought you wanted me to take accountability" YEAH WE DO STOP DEMONIZING US

@gameymcgamer847

Жыл бұрын

i watched a skit about her PR team reacting to her video and a conversation between them went like this: "why did she talk about this? *we told her not to* " "... we didn't tell her she couldn't sing" "what?" "we didn't tell her she couldn't sing" "well did she take accountability?" "she said the *word* accountability" and i think about that on a daily basis

I love how you can see as she slowly realizes more and more that this *may* be a bad idea but she's far too deep in

@TheOnlyCelciAndDontYouForgetIt

Жыл бұрын

I mean she didn't HAVE to upload it so...

@jahmeregill6243

Жыл бұрын

or edit it

@madladam

Жыл бұрын

@TheOnlyCelciAndDontYouForgetIt She accidentally recorded this video and accidentally hit send. It was just a mistake, we're all human

@axidians

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t expect to see you here lmfao

@greenistheworst

Жыл бұрын

@@madladamim only human, after all, im only human, after all, dont put the blame on me

HELP I WAS LOOKING AWAY AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEAR "Oh wait what you don't care" AND I GOT SO SCARED, IT WAS AT 3:26

I love when the ride screeches to a halt whenever she tries to have a “mic drop” moment. It really does add to the feeling of being dumbfounded by her

I love that she made sure it was 10 minutes long with all those unnecessary pauses so she could get monetization from it 💀

@You_greedy.dirtbag17

Жыл бұрын

Fr like she checked to see how long it’s been and started singing about mistakes so it would be longer💀

@Nataliatg89PW

Жыл бұрын

And when she checked the camera at the end and realized that it's under 10 minutes 💀

@ponikoTV

Жыл бұрын

Tbh I don't understand how monetization works

@whatif3271

Жыл бұрын

Was the video actually monetized or are you just saying that?

@livfoltz1215

Жыл бұрын

@@whatif3271 from what I’ve heard it was but I’m not 100% sure 🤷‍♀️

im so sad that it doesn’t completely derail at the end

@moonfryer

Жыл бұрын

SAME

6:44 unironically made me burst into laughter

I love the symbolism of the train going downhill the MOMENT she grabs the ukulele

this rollercoaster would definitely make you nauseous, which matches the feeling I got the first time I watched toxic gossip train so... good job!

@LyraPyxisVT

Жыл бұрын

Imagine riding this in real life, I already know in vr this would make me sick

@pokthepossum

Жыл бұрын

I’d love to go on this irl idk it looks fun

@Luxeiri

Жыл бұрын

@@pokthepossumsame but for 10 minutes 😭😭

@meowJACK

Жыл бұрын

It already made me feel severely nauseous in under a minute just from watching it on my phone lmao. I hate that I have such intense motion sickness

@milkqx

Жыл бұрын

@@pokthepossumfrrrrr

The rollercoaster actually makes the apology video less boring E: How tf did my comment blow up in 1 day

@mylw4387

Жыл бұрын

LITERALLY

@Gmeare

Жыл бұрын

@@mylw4387 it makes it bearable

@ck7993

Жыл бұрын

this is unwatchable wheres family guy and subway surfers

@RebornLegendYT

Жыл бұрын

ADHD brain go BRRRRRRR

@scrimblo5845

Жыл бұрын

it's like those tiktoks made for ipad babies

The fact the original video is still up and living

5:39 I wished the roller coaster would have just went straight down :((

Colleen: thinking people might accept her "apology" also colleen: *Gets turned into a rollar coaster*

@laurelbailey9434

11 ай бұрын

I laughed harder at that then I should've

@Axcyantol

11 ай бұрын

coaster moment

I’d vomit on this rollercoaster ALMOST as much as I vomited watching the original video.

@bigbird4343

Жыл бұрын

But at least the rollercoaster you would enjoy even a little bit and have fun

@BumBunnyGacha

Жыл бұрын

@@bigbird4343 true

@Trotterss

Жыл бұрын

@@bigbird4343nah that high all enjoyment is gone

@marce420.7

Жыл бұрын

​@@bigbird4343 Yeah this is actually the first time i watched it because when she said "ʜɪ" and pulled out a ukulele i was like 😀😨🫣 blushed so hard from second hand embarrassment i couldn't watch it. how is she serious lmfao

i was (and still do) so sad for the victims who had to see her fake apology, but this makes me giggle 😭

This was amazing. I enjoyed the fact that irl the physics would have had the cars flying off off the tracks and crashing. But all the details like the tight curves when she trills her voice, or the hills when she goes on a run...beautiful. Thank you for taking the time to create this and sharing it with us.

the awful thing is this song actually does speak a lot on cancel culture and people shooting others down for slipping up but it was made by the WROOOONG person.

@stan8479

Жыл бұрын

That’s what gets me too. Made by anyone else it’d have been a meaningful criticism... but no. It’s also a song about deflection and victim blaming.

@saturnas

Жыл бұрын

Yessss, the song, as a piece about cancel culture, is really good. Could easily pass for something educational and viral like "dumb ways to die". Too bad the whole context is so messed up. I wish this song was made by a different person in a different situation.

@marce420.7

Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY i don't know how to explain it exactly but that's how i felt about it, i was like "If i remove the fact that she's an awful person some of the points she's making right now are technically valid, but why are you saying it of all people what the heck, because this is just a lame attempt at defending yourself over something very very morally wrong ". Yeah, idk, this isn't me defending her by the way just to clarify, she can be thrown in jail for all i care (hoping)

@whenevertheycatchyou5442

Жыл бұрын

It's like if a murderer on trial said "Hit it" to the judge and then did a diss track on Kim Jong Un and his country's corrupt justice system. Sure, I can get behind everything you're saying, but why are you, someone who deserves to be punished, the one saying it? It seems as though she knows that any logical person would be against cancel culture, so she made a song slamming it as a way of saying to the viewer, "If you don't side with me, it means that you are a person who enjoys spreading gossip and take pleasure in ruining innocent people's lives. You are no different from the people who falsely accused Slazo, Pyrocynical, Kwite and others like them." It is a terrible attempt at manipulation.

@kightofprimus

Жыл бұрын

One thing I respect about this song is that it kinda goes into what happens mentally when you get canceled. But other then that there’s really nothing to respect

When she says the only thing I’ve ever groomed is my two Persian cats, the ride was almost as crazy as her lame excuses 😂

@throwawayaccount4008

Жыл бұрын

I imagined it like the train itself was shaking its head at that statement

@womp47

Жыл бұрын

she sounded like shane dawson at that part lmao

@noteyufoi6754

Жыл бұрын

6:25 for anyone who wants to see it