The last thing I could understand was “not in a creepy way”

@buffgarfield3231

11 ай бұрын

I feel like the enormity of that lie was worth the speed boost

@madsyourmirrorball

11 ай бұрын

fr the close captions said laughter and music 😭

@duckduck5728

11 ай бұрын

If you slow it down to .5 you can squeeze the second to last time she says "at least your having fun" but why would you do that when 2x is funnier like another comment said

@amandapanda5087

11 ай бұрын

Same

@alexjohnson6192

11 ай бұрын

too bad Colleen couldn't understand "not in a creepy way"

I can’t believe Alvin would do this. I’m crying rn

@YTDeepshock

11 ай бұрын

"ALLLLLLLVIIIIIIIN!" "Dave, you have to believe me!" (musical number)

@madandlola2955

11 ай бұрын

BAHAHAHA 💀

@samoftheristic

11 ай бұрын

he’s apologizing for his brother for the “homophobic post he made, btch !”

@SillyWillyNia

11 ай бұрын

HELP

@Lovix13

11 ай бұрын

NOT ALVIN 💀

Not even a minute in and she fully transformed into Alvin and the chipmunks

@Zeni_has_taken_over_earth

4 ай бұрын

More like colleen and the prison

@alex_playzbear20713

2 ай бұрын

Put it in 2x speed😂

@emiliobriceno92

2 ай бұрын

What did she do?

@TubbyBruh

2 ай бұрын

@@emiliobriceno92 she talked about inappropriate sexual stuff with minors

@LaDaDaDeDaDaDa..

2 ай бұрын

​@@emiliobriceno92 she also sent lingere and explicit photos of another influencer (Trisha Paytas I believe) to a minor, who she then later manipulated to work for her. When he came out about it she got her followers to hate bomb his video.

“My team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say, but it doesn’t mean I can’t sing it” Truly a 1000 IQ moment.💀

@hydrix7748

4 ай бұрын

bro thinks she is a disney princess

@marleybeavers

4 ай бұрын

THEY DIDN’T SAYYYY I COULDN’T SINGGGGGG

@AwEirdstevenuniverseandSAMSfan

4 ай бұрын

It’s giving Disney princess off wish

@ohmygoshitsjae

4 ай бұрын

its like cat valentine in victorious when she was advised to not talk but suddenly she can sing 💀

@HayItsRhy

4 ай бұрын

-1000*

She began sounding like the mice from disney's cinderella Edit: My lovelies, I assure you that I love my bros Jaq and Gus Gus

@agentbutterfly

11 ай бұрын

Or the villagers from animal crossing lol

@Lucyyyyyy23

11 ай бұрын

BAHAHA

@ooriginalkawaipotato3840

11 ай бұрын

Chipmunks too

@Zmdas1465

11 ай бұрын

dsurv

@SynkGD

11 ай бұрын

Looks like one too

“If you don’t mind the gaps” She sure didnt mind the age gaps.

@chloesproductions

11 ай бұрын

I’M EVAPORATING LMFAOOO

@antisocial_youtuber

11 ай бұрын

XD

@juicethekidd.

11 ай бұрын

BAHAHAHAHAHA NAHHH☠️

@You_didnt_see_me_here

11 ай бұрын

NAHHH😭😭😭😭😭

@caspertheghost4080

11 ай бұрын

LMAO BRO

"hey, atleast you're having fun" **speeds up**

@01.melody.10

2 ай бұрын

IM DEAD. 💀💀💀💀💀💀😂

@GlyphZero.

Ай бұрын

@@01.melody.10rip

@slaysayyy

Ай бұрын

LMAOO

@Ahlaam-ht2yx

14 күн бұрын

HAHA

@camronross

14 күн бұрын

PLEASE

This suddenly became an Animal Crossing video

@Lh-so3uf

2 ай бұрын

lol

@crybabyeditor.amp-

11 күн бұрын

Lmao yes

@Cruxlsvmmer_213

6 күн бұрын

Yessss

"not a groomer, just a loser" oh colleen, you can be both queen!

@pred.fps.

10 ай бұрын

Yea! Dont beat urself up!

@ILOVEMUSIC959

10 ай бұрын

Yeah! Get yourself into federal prison! Slaying queen! 💅

@moonlord3218

10 ай бұрын

You get in that jail cell queen!!! 💅💅💅💅💅💅

@Pluto_Starz

10 ай бұрын

Ikr get in those gucci handcuffs slay, glamour queen!! 😉

@Meggy-ui1cs

10 ай бұрын

“Im not a groomer, just a loser” honey you got the best of both worlds!!! 💕💕🤗

"she needs to apologize for this apology video" IM WHEEZING

@GuyWithChainsaw

11 ай бұрын

Give her some time, She has to write the lyrics for it

@lunalucy7908

11 ай бұрын

@@GuyWithChainsawLMFAO

@_Unpleasant_

11 ай бұрын

​@@GuyWithChainsawBAHAHAHHA

@Not_Ena52

11 ай бұрын

@@GuyWithChainsawPLEASE-

@Vengeful_Zx

11 ай бұрын

She needs to apologize for grooming children

I love that it starts out sped up since the whole point of her video is built on a lie

@a_valid_weirdo

5 ай бұрын

Oh wait I’m an idiot, I accidentally already had the video sped up from my previous watch of another video 🤦‍♀️

@HYDROLOVER216

3 ай бұрын

@@a_valid_weirdo What are the odds-

She’s so good at lying that even the parents didn’t believe that their child was getting groomed

The fact it speeds up so much but still manages to take 2 and a half minutes because she extended her act out so much for so long.

@uhjeff3651

11 ай бұрын

Gotta hit that 8 minute mark for the ad revenue

@jurassicutahraptor6578

11 ай бұрын

Literally lying that people are monitising HER while she drags it out for money herself

@ILoveGod777

11 ай бұрын

Fr dude

@clyne8835

11 ай бұрын

SHE NEEDS THAT AD REVENUE 💯 THE GRIND NEVER STOPS EVEN WHEN YOU GROOM KIDS AND GET CAUGHT 🔥

@solacesal

11 ай бұрын

@@clyne8835AND WHEN YOURE RACIST AND SAID YOU DONT WANT BLACK PEOPLE ON YOUR NETFLIX SHOW 💯💯💯

That single frame of Colleen with her arm out to grab the camera is the most terrifying jumpscare I’ve ever seen.

@belle_of_the_moll

11 ай бұрын

HELP

@fueki03

11 ай бұрын

2:33

@belle_of_the_moll

11 ай бұрын

@@fueki03 THE SIDE EYEEE

@pietrofattorello

11 ай бұрын

its giving blair witch project

@belle_of_the_moll

11 ай бұрын

@@pietrofattorello I'm deceased

I love how it speeds up when see says ‘at least your having fun’ becuase no Colleen, we’re not having fun.

2:19 was very inspiring. It really gave me goosebumps and made me reconsider life.

@KaiaPlays

2 ай бұрын

LMAOOOOO FR

@LiSpeedy5

6 күн бұрын

It was very poetic.

I love that by the time she's reaching her "explanation' for her creepy behavior she's gone full chipmunk mode so it's completely unintelligible. Just like her real word salad!

@WossmoDragon

11 ай бұрын

1k likes, no comment? Aight lemme fix that

@BlakeT

11 ай бұрын

How could she do this bro, she needs to make two more apologies, one for the grooming and another for this video

@MedicJey

11 ай бұрын

@@WossmoDragon 2k

@rareoats

11 ай бұрын

@@BlakeTfr

@bloxstarluke

11 ай бұрын

You love that?

Imagine you were violated by a celebrity, and after learning you’re upset, they write and perform a song blaming you.

@PostalFerretWithRum

11 ай бұрын

Yeah imagine how much clout you could make off a story like that!

@thesweetestpie7466

10 ай бұрын

@@PostalFerretWithRum fr doe lol

@PostalFerretWithRum

10 ай бұрын

@@thesweetestpie7466 when they both turn up to court dressed as people who look like they diddle children... I can't wait to break out the nachos and popcorn for that one

@nakynaki

10 ай бұрын

@@PostalFerretWithRumI mean yeah but that’s kinda insensitive you just brushed off those kids trauma. But I mean I guess it’s karma? You can then be like well it was the shittiest experience of my life but they here’s this stupid song to show off that umm clearly proves my point. Just exposed herself 😀

@livvyroblox5446

10 ай бұрын

the strength making this comment 1k likes is insane im so happy to finally announce.... IM UR 1KTH LIKER(or however its said)

Bro turned into an animal crossing character💀

@Cruxlsvmmer_213

6 күн бұрын

Fr

Put the video in 2x speed, it instantly becomes more accurate.

"Today I want to talk about the facts" *speeds up* had me dying

@darko_n6819

5 ай бұрын

Lol same, it's was the only time when I noticed it speeding up.

@Readysetgo2007

5 ай бұрын

It's facts in her fantasy world...

@bubbcloud962

4 ай бұрын

HOW HELP@@darko_n6819

@dizzy_jump

4 ай бұрын

timestamp?

@dizzy_jump

4 ай бұрын

timestamp: 1:15

She really made this video, sat and did whatever editing, finalized it, POSTED it, and thought “damn. I ate that” 💀

@qnoyaa

11 ай бұрын

HELP

@TheShadeofSunlash

11 ай бұрын

ppl are truly insane to think they'll get off scot free like this

@thesweetestpie7466

10 ай бұрын

she fr said 6+9=69 🤩

@XxitzrivxX

10 ай бұрын

@@thesweetestpie7466ou fr Need to stop 🤩

@Krezenzia..UrFavBrunette

10 ай бұрын

444th comment

“I used to message my fans, but not in a creepy way” *speeds up* I’m wheezing fr Edit: WOWOW I NEVER HAD THAT MUCH LIKES BEFORE 😱

i love how it started speeding up in about 1 min 😭 HELP IT TURNED TO ANIMAL CROSSING LANGUAGE BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@joey28

Ай бұрын

YOU BEAT ME TO IT LOL

The fact that its only 2:30 minutes long and the original is 10 minutes long really says something.

@elijahemmer

10 ай бұрын

There’s probably lies that the guy missed too, like how she didn’t take a break at the start

@shallowedx

10 ай бұрын

Milking ad revenue lmfao. Just to add insult to injury to the already ridiculous response

@Creeperfun12

10 ай бұрын

nearly 5x shorter

@allsadnshit

10 ай бұрын

it literally says nothing, just that the person who made this video thought Colleen was lying about this and that lol

@elijahemmer

10 ай бұрын

@@allsadnshit It says that she’s lying a damn lot and delaying her video till it gets to 10 mins for revenue. If you think colleen is a good person then you’re wrong

She actually sounds better at singing sped up than normal.

@M1LKB0B4YT

10 ай бұрын

Fr

@HAERINlovesyou

10 ай бұрын

FR FR

@YAYYY_ocean

10 ай бұрын

Every song does

@neek8044

10 ай бұрын

especially when you cant understand her anymore

@40CalFireGuy

10 ай бұрын

Prob bc it's over faster

Whenever I see her face I get chills sent down my spine... Whats even worse is my 8 year old sister supports her...

@DatMLG_Gamer6592

5 ай бұрын

Gosh darn, bro. That sucks. 😐

@KadeoAVvalentine

11 күн бұрын

Oof

Watching this on x2 speed is a power move for only the bravest of our species

This wasn’t even an apology, she’s blaming everyone else 🤦🏽‍♀️

@nanabanana396

11 ай бұрын

@@coopermuccio4409bro what 😂😂😂😂

@snfrzz

11 ай бұрын

@@coopermuccio4409 what?

@DaRealLM

11 ай бұрын

@@nanabanana396Women Moment

@nanabanana396

11 ай бұрын

@@coopermuccio4409 no cap Fr???

@cheeseeatingrat-cl3yk

11 ай бұрын

@coopermuccio4409 As a woman I don’t understand-

I cant imagine what her legal team was thinking when they checked their phones and saw that she literally did what they explicitly told her not to do

@MinnieMiniri

10 ай бұрын

Legal team was probabaly mad but I think the team shes reffering to in the video is all the victims telling her not to play the role of a victim

@OscarFromWiiSportsBaseball

7 ай бұрын

Fr her poor lawyers have to deal with her bullshit

@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You

7 ай бұрын

The legal team actually reacted to the “apology” i believe

@langdons2848

7 ай бұрын

​@@OscarFromWiiSportsBaseballlay down with dogs, get up with flees. No sympathy for the lawyers.

@OscarFromWiiSportsBaseball

7 ай бұрын

@@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You I feel so bad for them

Everyone gotta love *”THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN”*

Girl sounds like a dying animal crossing character

Usually a type of video like this is about from 3.30 mins to 1.30 mins, but Collen said so many lies than you can change it from 10 mins to 2.30 mins lmao

@ikwenmusic

11 ай бұрын

i honestly think she did it because you can only get ad revenue from an 8 min+ video

@bloxstarluke

11 ай бұрын

Colleen: 🤑

@tylercallahan7514

11 ай бұрын

You can change any video to any length if you change the multiplier to suit your needs

@ryujins.smile.

11 ай бұрын

Hi Joy Di 😄

@imLuca_candy

11 ай бұрын

@@ryujins.smile. Hi bestie 😄💗

I love that you counted every time she said "toxic gossip train" as a lie 😂😂😂😂

@truck0

11 ай бұрын

Tbh it is lol

@lkm630y79

11 ай бұрын

i mean, it is a lie though people aren't being toxic, people are calling her out on grooming lmao

@Phaseofproductions

11 ай бұрын

@@lkm630y79and her calling it “toxic gossip” is just her trying to make it seem as less meaningful than it actually is

@Ms.lizard

11 ай бұрын

I mean that was the most clear lie

@dr.wolfstar1765

11 ай бұрын

I mean....it is

HELP SHE SOUNDS LIKE MUSIC NOTES IN 2X SPEED

This is so long even at speed, I can't imagine the pain of watching it in full at normal speed

the worst thing about this is that she lied so much the video shortened by 8 mins

@art1_san

11 ай бұрын

and is still 2 and a half minutes lonng o-o

@alliegatorhehehehaw

11 ай бұрын

@@art1_san2 and a half minutes too long ngl

@art1_san

11 ай бұрын

@@alliegatorhehehehaw fr

@TheShadeofSunlash

11 ай бұрын

⁠@@art1_sanshe doesn't deserve all this time to lie, what she does deserve is jail

@fasternharderr

11 ай бұрын

yes hahaha

She really has the audacity to sing and not talk about the illegal problems that she has committed. Colleen does not take this situation seriously, it’s just ridiculous.

@ris._hana

11 ай бұрын

she thought she was having that disney princess moment

@Notfor4u

11 ай бұрын

What illegal things have happened I actually don’t know what happened

@princesseman8142

11 ай бұрын

what happened?

@kblinggg

11 ай бұрын

@@princesseman8142 she groomed kids, was racist, messaged her fans in inappropriate ways, made a book for CHILDREN that had ADULT content in it and sooo much more.

@princesseman8142

11 ай бұрын

@@kblinggg oh my my

I love how the editor even at a point can’t even tell what she is saying and instead still speeds it up 💀

Her ability to sound like a mouse is impressive.

I love the fact that it isn’t even a apology video, it’s just her denying she’s done it

@MadJaz

7 ай бұрын

100th like

@aristorant

7 ай бұрын

AT THE END SHE SOUNDS LIKE A NOKIA PHONE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@Mozarella_king

5 ай бұрын

And it’s full of contradictions “I made a mistake” “None of it is true” She can’t even keep a consistent story

@AizzurasReaper

5 ай бұрын

@@aristorant nah, a nokia phone sounds much better than that.

@Readysetgo2007

5 ай бұрын

​@@Mozarella_king Didn't she specify what mistake it was?

Honestly, the lies really started when she said “its been a while since you’ve seen my face” and “I took a little break” because she was on tour lmao

@plushyphobic

11 ай бұрын

also wasn't it like only 2 weeks without a video that's not long at all LMFAO

@vg_grover4828

11 ай бұрын

Sorry, I live under a rock. Who is this lady?

@raspberryparade

11 ай бұрын

​@@vg_grover4828Just a hipster at a coffee shop

@plushyphobic

11 ай бұрын

@@vg_grover4828 used to be one of the most popular youtubers

@Detective_asparagus

11 ай бұрын

​@@vg_grover4828she's a popular KZreadr with a character "Miranda Sings". I don't know all of the details, but she did quite a bit of (documented and recorded) horrible shit to minors, most noticably showing a child pornography and sending them her underwear.

Collen in her chipmuck era

i felt so bad for the pr team, i just know this put at least 2 of them in a coma 💀

I love how 99% of people don't know what she did and would be completely fine if she didn't make such a garbage apology

@yty1941

5 ай бұрын

And would be fine with the apology as well, tf she's talking about 😂

@aRandomPerson8015

4 ай бұрын

What did she do though I never heard of her until now

@exillary3755

4 ай бұрын

@@aRandomPerson8015 Pretty sure she was accused of sexting or S/H minors not sure exactly but it is under that category

@nikkistudio...

4 ай бұрын

​@@exillary3755 You mean S/A?

@exillary3755

4 ай бұрын

@@nikkistudio... Sexual harassment

This video summoned all the mice in my house

@BrainLackingAhhPackinThankYew

11 ай бұрын

Dude omg 😂😂😂

@hopeg02

11 ай бұрын

I seriously am gonna cry laughing

@awesomeau121

11 ай бұрын

MICE ASSEMBLE

@small_juice_box

11 ай бұрын

I want to cackle so bad but my cat is sleeping right next to me HELP 😭😭

@lyn5384

11 ай бұрын

They’re attracted to the rat in this video 💕

i love how it gets too high in frequency that you cant understand

sounds like when someone talks through a phone in a kids cartoon for a bit there

“The only thing I’ve ever groomed is my two Persian cats” The cats: AYO WTF 😳

@idontknowwhattocallthis5235

11 ай бұрын

I dislike Colleen but I hate these stupid unintelligent repeat comments even more

@Sebbiiboi

11 ай бұрын

@@gabrielleanngiganan guilty 👍 ☺️

@zolli5143

11 ай бұрын

​@@idontknowwhattocallthis5235damn bro thats intense 😳 you hate when people have fun more than a child abuser 😅

@idontknowwhattocallthis5235

11 ай бұрын

@@zolli5143 yes

@kabeom

11 ай бұрын

@@idontknowwhattocallthis5235 alr cornball

Missed a lie at 1:07 - The 'PR Team' excuse is so common, and almost never true. Plus, if it did happen they almost certainly would have used the word 'respond' and not 'say'

@sadhuman2810

11 ай бұрын

She could have been summarizing them though

@renoahsprings

11 ай бұрын

@@sadhuman2810you can still summarize by saying that they said, “not to respond”. And usually when you summarize your what your legal team says you at least use citation to what they said.

@Lulo_Serrucho

11 ай бұрын

Prefiero pensar que es verdad, suena divertido y hace que su disculpa sea aún más graciosa "mi equipo legal me aconsejó que no dijera nada, pero nunca dijeron que no podría cantar" suena como parodia tipo south park ☠️

@midnightwitch3847

11 ай бұрын

I just feel like it’s a lie because I don’t think someone would risk their career like that, or she’s just really dumb

@hayleybarbara1589

11 ай бұрын

Even the "i took a break" bit is a lie... maybe from youtube but shes still in the middle of a tour

Thank you so much for helping my headache that is hurting my nose for some reason get better :j really needed it so I can actually fall asleep

The funniest part is the way she’s like “I wanna lay down some facts” and for some reason that speed up was so comedically more noticeable for me

The fact that this is 2 mins and the original is 10 mins 😂

@RaghuvirVarma

11 ай бұрын

The lies are to the exponent 5 (idk math, don’t come at me)

@fazae5687

11 ай бұрын

@@RaghuvirVarma bro i dont either that was funny

@amandapanda5087

11 ай бұрын

😂

@jantesa

11 ай бұрын

@@RaghuvirVarma Fifth power

@hopeboyherewithyourmcdonal3634

11 ай бұрын

@@RaghuvirVarma I have a special interest for math and do not know what you’re trying to get at …which makes your reply even better, thank you 💀

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW NOT EVEN 1 MINUTE IN HER VOICE IS ALREADY LIKE A CHIPMUNK

@AmberWeasleyx

5 ай бұрын

0:49

@idontevenknnow

5 ай бұрын

Earlier today i put on alvin and the chipmunks christmas thing (ironically) and it literally sounded like this video

@GoofyGooberFilms.

5 ай бұрын

at 1:37 she turns into top nook from animal crossing 💀💀💀💀💀💀

@skittel7635

5 ай бұрын

@@GoofyGooberFilms. NAHHH

@GoofyGooberFilms.

5 ай бұрын

@@skittel7635 ik 💀💀

How the hell did you come up with this idea? That's original AF. As soon as I read the title I started cracking up, and the video did not disappoint. Thank you.

Plot Twist (For ppl like me who haven't seen the original): This is the original and she just expects us to understand

help i just realized the video is so long why did she spend so much time on it 😭

@JulianaBittencourt24

11 ай бұрын

To Get it monetized

@NokoFace

11 ай бұрын

Can't monetize videos under 10 minutes. :)

@WinnieCuzImWinning

11 ай бұрын

Monetization doesn't work unless vid is atleast 10 mins long

@jeanmichellelaurent

11 ай бұрын

Like it's a fucking long form song, it's like marquee moon by television or too long by daft punk, but I actually like those songs

@CRANBERRIEPLATES

11 ай бұрын

I believe that monetization starts at eight minutes since they changed it a couple years ago?

DUDE, AT THE END MY DOG LIFTED HER HEAD. This thing turned into a fricking dog whistle because of the sheer amount of lies. Dang you Colleen.

@ItzAuraBeaver

5 ай бұрын

Yea no, I don't think so

@MadJaz

5 ай бұрын

@@ItzAuraBeaver wdym

@ItzAuraBeaver

5 ай бұрын

@@MadJaz "fricking dog whistle"

@MadJaz

5 ай бұрын

@@ItzAuraBeaver Yeah and?

@ItzAuraBeaver

5 ай бұрын

@@MadJaz Your dog didn't turn around because of the video

I love how it just gets faster every sentence she finishes 💀

this transcript is legendary

When you realize that the amount of lies literally turned the initial 10 minute video into a 2 minute video, it shows how much Colleen really did NOT take accountability, she just bullshit her way through and hoped people would forgive her??😭

@zenapro4724

11 ай бұрын

It wasn’t an apology video.

@anapplepie306

11 ай бұрын

@@zenapro4724Yeah, she both said that the allegations were lies and that she wouldn’t apologize and that everyone makes mistakes and she’s human and you can’t criticize her because you’re not perfect. She couldn’t keep her narrative straight throughout the ten scripted minutes of her video

@Lolirock971

11 ай бұрын

It works sometimes I see when ppl who are wealthy or something do stuff they pull this and it works for them like that college guy who raped some girls and got off Scott free or when teachers groom or abuse students and get off Scott free. If she believes she could get away with it it's because of society.

@norpedholland5696

11 ай бұрын

Thank god she did. I wasn’t gonna sit through ten minutes of that bullshit again. Even 2 is a stretch.

@marioneno

10 ай бұрын

@@anapplepie306 She and other people don't realize that 'not being perfect' is not a defense, nor an excuse when you f*ck up like that. As a matter of fact, 'not being perfect' has nothing to do with anything.

This is hilarious at 2x speed it’s just her frantically strumming a guitar while moving around as she goes through a possession thank you for this I have never laughed this hard at such a fucked up appology

@joel_thebean

11 ай бұрын

A GUITAR- gurl thats a ukulele😭 Edit: HELP ME, HOW DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKES.

@katiewaters2899

11 ай бұрын

I thought of doing the same thing you did- I was good for most of the video but the last 20 seconds doing that BROKE me

@halfnhaalf

11 ай бұрын

@@joel_thebean ukuleles are just serving size accurate guitars 🥺

@halfnhaalf

11 ай бұрын

@@katiewaters2899 LITERALLY ITS SO FUNNY

@sishere7768

11 ай бұрын

more like asspology

now listen in 2x speed…. I’m dying😭😭😭😭

the last thing i understood was “today. i want to talk about the facts”

What kills me is she had to have sat for a couple of hours writing this and thinking “yeah, this is the fix” Humans really can be insane.

@Roninkinx

11 ай бұрын

Might we add against the advice of what her team of professionals..PROFESSIONALS..told her.

@wildonions3188

11 ай бұрын

@@Roninkinx her pr team is probably her teenage twitter fans

@ILuvyouMirandaSings

11 ай бұрын

@@wildonions3188you have 10 subscribers. She is bigger than you cry about it

@m0n0phy0l

11 ай бұрын

​@@ILuvyouMirandaSings not everyone wants to be an influencer

@ultimatefangirl1663

11 ай бұрын

Yea

She wants you to feel sorry for her soooooo bad. It’s so gross 🤢

@wil.d_sage

11 ай бұрын

Trying to make us feel bad about calling her a bad person

@kxylen

11 ай бұрын

@@wil.d_sageyeah shes tryna make us feel bad that we speakin facts

@Banana-hk2tb

11 ай бұрын

The worst part is, I checked the video. Some people genuinely do. Some could possibly be joking, or satire, but there’s somebody out there who really does feel bad for her.

@lucy-plays1913

11 ай бұрын

fr

@Wanderlust_Adventures

11 ай бұрын

Its gross that shes trying to justify her behaviour when there’s literal proof shes a kiddy groomer

The description is literally killing me rn 😭💀

Towards the end, she practically broke the sound barrier

Honestly if she thinks that people are blaming her for no reason, she should have some evidence to support her instead of blaming everybody else in a playful behaviour

@idontknowwhattocallthis5235

11 ай бұрын

Ikr.. she literally admits that she talked to children in the past and then goes “toxic gossip train” and talks about “rumors” LIKE GIRL U JUST ADMITTED IT RN??

@ultimatefangirl1663

11 ай бұрын

@@idontknowwhattocallthis5235 it’s giving bipolar💀

@antisocial_youtuber

11 ай бұрын

Fr fr

@anti_sasusaku

9 ай бұрын

Exactly💀👏🏾

@BannedForBelievinginBiol-iu5ok

9 ай бұрын

There's proof she groomed so idk what kinda evidence can beat that 😂

It only shows how immature and irresponsible she is 💀

@dismeme3445

10 ай бұрын

Who is she? And what did she do?

@TheBobmaker

10 ай бұрын

​@@dismeme3445groomed fans

@xxMr_Cakexx

10 ай бұрын

​@@dismeme3445 she sent innapropriate messages like what their favourite 🍑🍆 position was and forced a fan to shove their hand down her pants ( all of this happened when the fans were 11-13 and she was 30)

@wildr446

10 ай бұрын

@@TheBobmaker ..but she's not a groomer, just a loser

@Atastyboiledegg

10 ай бұрын

@@TheBobmakerthe onoy thing she ever groomes was her two cats dummy🙄🤚

This song is giving 'sorry' from total drama 🙏💀

She really started to “apologize” in animal crossing

The fact that it gets so fast that she just sounds like a bug at the end is mind blowing how pathetic this apology is.

@anti_sasusaku

9 ай бұрын

Fr

@SeanVanbuger

9 ай бұрын

At the end it just sounds like birds chirping 💀

@lambdashiftakadavidheikkil2657

9 ай бұрын

luv yea chris

The Craziest part is the fact that she is a mother and has children- Like how could she not.. I'm genuinely scared for her children...

@branil7541

10 ай бұрын

man someone take those kids from her

@jesuusch

10 ай бұрын

Her and Shane Dawson should be investigated…

@JustARandomHuman-py4oj

10 ай бұрын

Wait she is?!

@maeskeller9088

10 ай бұрын

SHE HAS KIDS??????????

@amelia_paige

10 ай бұрын

@@maeskeller9088she has three. flynn(4), wesley(1), and maisy(1). her brother also has six kids, Bailey (15), Jacob (13), Parker (10), Duncan (6), Luke (3) & Teddy (1).

Going to around the 2 minute mark and putting it into X2 speed is humbling

the fact that the original version was 10 minutes long is just crazy. (i haven't watched either yet)

Didn’t take long for the song to sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks

In just under 3 minutes, Colleen violently transformed into a chipmunk then into an animal crossing character and finally into a swarm of fluttering moths. Now that’s pretty impressive, surely the least we could do is forgive her?

@Pokefreak493

11 ай бұрын

​@@stargaze9285hmmmm, no, I think she was supposed to be a rat when the video started

@hearts4melaniemartini

11 ай бұрын

LMAOOO

@Alex_the_fox403

10 ай бұрын

​@@Pokefreak493WOOOOOO

@MangoTheCCaiqueparttwo

10 ай бұрын

@@Pokefreak493noo.. don’t call her a rat, rats are WAY better than her

@Pokefreak493

10 ай бұрын

@@MangoTheCCaiqueparttwo Fair point. Uhhhhhh, leech?

Bro it’s already basically at 105% when the vid starts

The fact i dont know what she did and found the Cupcakke remix version of this before the og💀

Her sounding like that is still 100x better than the sorry as apology she gave.

@ghostjuvie

11 ай бұрын

lol fr

@reignellwalker9755

9 ай бұрын

Jesus loves you so much thats why he died for you, follow him and accept him as lord and saviour, spread his truth and confess him before man and he will confess you before his father in heaven ! I pray that this blessed you in jesus name amen.

@pawstar.

8 ай бұрын

​@@reignellwalker9755Jesus isnt god in Christianity, he is THE son of god - from a non Christian

@starmahdawg

8 ай бұрын

@@reignellwalker9755…im a hinduist…

@MohmmadSiddiqureRahman

7 ай бұрын

​@@pawstar.Jesus isn't the son of God,he is the messenger of god-by an muslim

THIS WAS PERFECT LMAOOOO. She was already lying when she picked up the ukulele tho🫠🫠😂😂😂

@maybejay7506

11 ай бұрын

fr thats what i was thinking too😭😭

@jasminecarter5231

11 ай бұрын

Lmao I was hoping it started off fast too 😂😂😅

@youtubewontletme

11 ай бұрын

yea, her face felt like a lie lmao

@suzy6075

11 ай бұрын

@@youtubewontletmeher face is a lie

@rubolph1954

11 ай бұрын

girl was lying when she breathed

Thought it would end in two seconds

Actually the "toxic gossip train" is such a good way of wording things, its not necessarily a lie

I love that it's mostly unintelligible before she even gets to the worst of the lies haha

@featherofajay4667

10 ай бұрын

That, definitely. I'm also kinda shocked that despite this speed-up treatment, the video is still that long

@tallic967

4 ай бұрын

​@@featherofajay4667 It's probably because she put so much filler bs in her song

@_.-ADAM-SLE3PER_II

4 ай бұрын

I mean, what's the point of calling it an "apology video", when it's nothing but just straight up lies and nonsense. 😂

This really takes "If you wanna become a chipmunk, groom minors and make an apology video while singing and playing an ukulele so that someone can make a video of you that speeds up every time you lie" to a whole new level

@boozonggy

11 ай бұрын

.....

@ahhhhhhhhhhhh678

11 ай бұрын

Fr

@mitskihitmewithyourcar

11 ай бұрын

fr

@trebmaster

11 ай бұрын

This specific genre is sweeping the nation.

@xander69nazi

11 ай бұрын

Bro wrote an essay

There's something so satisfying about KZread apology videos. I can't quite put my finger on what it is but I'm addicted too them😂

*slowly becomes Animal Crossing* 💀💀

This went through so many stages: obligatory KZreadr with a ukulele, helium, Alvin and the Chipmunks, the mice from Cinderella, Animal Crossing villager, and completely unintelligible

@myhairisverypoofy7741

11 ай бұрын

You forgot nightcore

@sosia0naro

11 ай бұрын

Dog whistle at end too

@thesacred308

11 ай бұрын

Nah the last stage is more like demonic possession

I love the chipmunks vibes I'm getting from this. And I also like the message this sends overall: Every time someone lies, what they say becomes less relevant!

@rybcuber4190

5 ай бұрын

Noice that's true

@klutztersrb823

3 ай бұрын

There’s no message nerd it’s a meme

@jani8959

3 ай бұрын

just say you're dull. bruh let me interpret stuff.@@klutztersrb823

@scavenderbird

3 ай бұрын

​@@klutztersrb823 there is supposed to be. She really thinks that she didn't do anything wrong

10 min apology video turned into around 3 minutes lol

Bro went from English to Alvin and the chipmunks to animal crossing to static

every breath shouldve been counted as a lie but this is still amazing

@ommie_

11 ай бұрын

her whole existence is a lie, confirmed 💀

@piggsie

11 ай бұрын

The second the video she started the second she appears on camera the video speeds up so fast that it ends within 0.1 second 💀

1:15 "i only want to talk about the facts" RAPID ACCELERATION

this is perfect because I couldn't sit through the actual video without getting bored

When a 10 minute song turns to 2 minutes that’s how you know it’s bad

HE DIDNT SAY I COULDNT SIIIINGGGG

@luchirimoya

11 ай бұрын

Girlie plagiarized Victorious and thought we wouldn't notice sjfkskf

@Mulchgang4life

11 ай бұрын

​@@luchirimoyaLMAO

I can’t believe you Theodore. I need a full apology video with tears and blood for this apology video. Jaq and Gus Gus are gon start thinking you one of them you lied so much

@hearts4melaniemartini

11 ай бұрын

HELPPPP

@VerifiedDirectioner.

11 ай бұрын

@@hearts4melaniemartini HAHAH

@muimuii_XD

11 ай бұрын

Jaq and Gus Gus😂🤣

@VerifiedDirectioner.

11 ай бұрын

@@LiamLMJ FR

@VerifiedDirectioner.

11 ай бұрын

@@LiamLMJ I DONT KNOW IM SO UPSET WE NEED TO WREAK HAVOC ON HIM

"here we are now, entertain us."

the fact the original video is 10 minutes+ and this is 2 minutes long says a lot