"ALRIGHT!" "Constable, she said, but be gentle." LMAO

@copperdragon9214

3 жыл бұрын

James may: being the funniest in the most unexpected times.

@daanvos194

3 жыл бұрын

Hes an expert on that moment

@aregmirzoyan869

2 жыл бұрын

That’s straight out of a adult romcom

"Alright Constable," she said, "but be gentle". >>>>>>>>>

@humbly_bumbly4998

7 жыл бұрын

pretty sure he sad cuntstable

@decodolly1535

5 жыл бұрын

The exact moment when I killed my old laptop by snorting coffee all over the poor thing!

@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD

3 жыл бұрын

What is that from tho?

@tis_ace

3 жыл бұрын

@@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD found out yet? I feel that it isnt a reference but just a funny statement

@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD

3 жыл бұрын

@@tis_ace honestly I cant remember writing this

You can almost tell that Richard had practiced reading his parts of the book at home and James and Jeremy were just like "Nah it'll be fine when we get there!" 😂

Jezza: "On tonight's show, we all try to read a book! I mean, how hard can it be?" "As it turned out... very!"

@benflanagan8584

5 жыл бұрын

Supuerb comment

@teodordima1815

4 жыл бұрын

With episode and series???

@lettuce984

Жыл бұрын

“I mean reading… how hard can it be?”

"THE MIGHTY USS NIMITZ BLAZED OUT OF CONTROL IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC" "THE F15 CAME OUT OF THE CLOUDS ON COMBAT POWER,UNLEASHING A TRAIL OF DEATH AND LEAD IN IT'S WAKE" "Alright Constable," she said, "but be gentle"

"The F15 came outta the clouds on combat power! Unleashing a trial of death and lead in its wake!" Thats the book I want to read!

@grassman9622

2 жыл бұрын

The mighty USS Nimitz blazed out of control in the middle of the North Atlantic. … wrong book, mate. 😂😂😂

@johnclark984

Жыл бұрын

@Ian Robert Davies Red Storm Rising - Tom Clancy

@user-hd9nc7zp1v

8 ай бұрын

​@@grassman9622thanks. 0:32: 😂😅

"Alright constable" she said "but be gentle" LOL

James always manages to get the best lines because no one expects it from him

Notice that only Hammond was perfect the entire time. :P

@fappypaddle444

8 жыл бұрын

+Paianni but Mays #3 made the best entry i guess :)

@darthbiker2311

7 жыл бұрын

James MaY had it perfect as well on Take 3...

@hiddenbutdeadly

6 жыл бұрын

i guess you can say he was....Alright

It was moments like this that made Top Gear great (or, as my mom puts it, "the best show on television"). Even if, like me, you aren't a huge car fanatic, the chemistry of those three made the show worth coming back to again and again. They had a good long run on BBC. Onward and upward, I guess.

but be gentle" was A GENUINE LAUGH OUT LOUD MOMENT.

‘Alright!’ ‘Constable’ she said ‘but be gentle’ I’ll always howl laughing at that

The three dipsticks we all can't get enough of :D The three perfect hosts :D

"Alright!" "Counstable, but be gentle" XD

The bloopers don't started as I already died when the woman said "little Richard" xD

You know you cracked an absolutely legendary joke when people laugh AND applaud. That’s what makes James May so great. It comes from nowhere but man

2:01 when Richard found out about jeremy's suspension.

I love how Jeremy on the first take reads "the mighty USS blazed out of control in the middle of the north Atlantic" really enthusiastically only to find he was reading the wrong part!

@Racer7331

4 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure he was messing around quoting an entirely different novel. Sounds like a Tom Clancy book.

It would of been brilliant if clarkson came out with "he endured blistering winds and scorching desserts!"

Hammond is the best at reading his lines, he was the only one who got them right at each take. I loved his laugh when Jeremy read The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power, unleashing a trail of death and led on it's way! Take 3 was the best.

I bet Clarksons children get one hell of a bead-time story!!!

"Thank You to three Dip Sticks". That was surprisingly a great line.

This was for a series called the Big Read where the BBC attempted to find out what the nation's favourite book was. (Hitchhiker's came second to Lord of the Rings.) At one point during the final, a montage of celebrities read out passages of their favourite books, including the guys. Nicely-bottomed Fiona Bruce also read out a bit from Hitchhiker's. (The part where Ford asks for six pints.)

I love this! Everytime I watch this video, I laugh uncontrollably. The TG trio are comedy geniuses!

“Three grown men cocking it up” is a pretty good summary for the whole series

"Alright, Constable. But be gentle...." LMFAO

Jeremy is reading tom clancy's 'red strom rising'

Hammond's exhasperation at the end is wonderful!

James' contribution is by far the best!!

Best outtake ever on TV history, I can't stop watching it.

"The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power unleashing a trail of death and leed in it's way!" 0:45

it would have been funny if clarkson had a completely different book

I'd buy audiobooks if these three read them. :D

Richard running off screaming 🤣🤣🤣

to be fair Hammond didn't mess up

Hahaha! The scream and the run!! EPIC

I remember watching this on tv years ago, so glad I found it again!

The funniest outtakes I have ever seen

I now need a Red Storm Rising audiobook narrated by Jeremy pumped directly in my veins

Richards face at the end was just epic!!!!

At 2:01 Looks like the hanster is gonna kill someone

THIS is The Top Gear we all know & love!

Like if you want Jeremy to write that book. xD

The F-15 came out of the clouds on combat power unleashing a trail of death and lead in its wake.

I want these guys voices for a GPS! HAHA!!! Its epic, they crack me up!

i love james may's line!! best in the whole thing!!! but i love this video loads. one of my favourites

"Constable," she said, "But be gentle." The funny thing is he managed to say it with a straight face. Try watching the whole thing without smiling or laughing, I fail miserably at Jeremy reading so enthusiastically on the first page, only to find that he was on the wrong page!!!

Three genuine friends

0:99 Funniest Bit Ever

I miss the mid 2000s so much.

God I love Outtakes xD And the book is brilliant!

lmao at hammond!! "ARGHHHH WE WERE ONE LINE FROM THE END!" ahah

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you not three grown man cocking it up on the bonnet of a car, but three TV-legends that, unlike the woman at the beginning are known throughout the world for their fantastic sense of humor and their outstanding show, which is more addicting than any drug one could buy today.

lol, I love how hamster is the only one who can get his lines right!

42!

1:00 lol 😂

Everytime i watch this, I laugh so much that my stomach hurts! You'd have to have a soul out of custard not to laugh.

Little Richard hehehe ^^

What book was the F15 passage from?

@kyler2744

8 жыл бұрын

A Tom Clancy book I believe

@tomaszskowronski1406

6 жыл бұрын

I dont believe its from any book, just Clarkson's manly fantasy bullshit.

@mullerman1104

3 жыл бұрын

Tom Clancy’s Red Storm Rising

HAHA OMG Hammonds face and reaction at the end was priceless I freaking love these guys!!! XD

My god, they can even make reading a simple passage this funny? This is what you called legends!

i love at the end hammond makes epic face and bolts off.

What bloody book was Jezza quoting from!?!? It's killing me!

Been trying to find that bit for AGES!!!!! (2:01) THANK YOU!!!

Hammond is so funny Hammond is funny when he says "I perfer his this is alright but his is better"

what james says makes me laugh everytime

Legends!!! Long live Top Gear!!

Thank you for sending this

James May's contribution is by far the best!

funniest blooper EVER!! I cried laughing when I first saw this. :'D

hahah love hammonds freak out at 1:59

i love that womans witch like laugh in the crowd loool

This really makes me laugh so funny

ROFL "Little Richard" xD I don't think he appreciate that... But this clip is cute :D

Thats why we love them.

Richard running away like someone set his testicles on fire. XD

the hamster was so serious. lol

JM: "Deep Thought pondered for a while." JC: "Tricky...that's...you've read the wrong word you moron it says moment." xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@valkyria20chronicles Lol I agree with you, because this is TOP GEAR, and we all know their tendencies to actually fail for real and then just do it on purpose to mess with the others. And that's why we love them :)

3 dipsticks you love to watch XD

3 dipsticks & a witch

Hilarious as always. Love it. :)

hahahahaaaaaa Hammond's reaction at the end!

Great stuff!Love the three dipsticks!

lol, Richard just lost it for a moment there.... :) the BBC was a bit silly in asking them to try and do that....it was always gunna end in tears x

Legends...

1:59 oh truck, you said that wrong.

Is there a witch laughing in the background?

keep pressing 5 for James may head banging to the audiences clapping. TRUE MUSIC

thank you from three dipsticks lol and hammonds face at 2:00

haha omfg i cant stop laughing, its 2 in the morning, i think i just woke the neighbors!

How much fun could these three make like reading textbooks and stuff? XD

There's so much shade thrown in the intro

2:00 epic richard is epic!!! :D

@TheBuco69 She is, there's just a greenscreen put around her.

LOL. In Take 1. Jeremy Clarkson Say "The Mighty USS Nimitz, blazed out of Control in the middle of The North Atlantic."

1:00 best part, the last take defines this trio top gear, ambitious but rubbish

@alonderis: I think the USS Nimiz part is the best!

I thought that they would end the "ultimate question" stuff with the question of life or death: How hard can it be?

Reading a paragraph from a book...how hard can it be