The TG3 having lots of fun with the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy ;). Who says reading is boring? ;)
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@SnoopCorgi12 жыл бұрын
"ALRIGHT!" "Constable, she said, but be gentle." LMAO
@copperdragon9214
3 жыл бұрын
James may: being the funniest in the most unexpected times.
@daanvos194
3 жыл бұрын
Hes an expert on that moment
@aregmirzoyan869
2 жыл бұрын
That’s straight out of a adult romcom
@mariadixon625610 жыл бұрын
"Alright Constable," she said, "but be gentle". >>>>>>>>>
@humbly_bumbly4998
7 жыл бұрын
pretty sure he sad cuntstable
@decodolly1535
5 жыл бұрын
The exact moment when I killed my old laptop by snorting coffee all over the poor thing!
@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD
3 жыл бұрын
What is that from tho?
@tis_ace
3 жыл бұрын
@@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD found out yet? I feel that it isnt a reference but just a funny statement
@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD
3 жыл бұрын
@@tis_ace honestly I cant remember writing this
@madperson8767 жыл бұрын
You can almost tell that Richard had practiced reading his parts of the book at home and James and Jeremy were just like "Nah it'll be fine when we get there!" 😂
@Megadriver10 жыл бұрын
Jezza: "On tonight's show, we all try to read a book! I mean, how hard can it be?" "As it turned out... very!"
@benflanagan8584
5 жыл бұрын
Supuerb comment
@teodordima1815
4 жыл бұрын
With episode and series???
@lettuce984
Жыл бұрын
“I mean reading… how hard can it be?”
@didakad42073 жыл бұрын
"THE MIGHTY USS NIMITZ BLAZED OUT OF CONTROL IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC" "THE F15 CAME OUT OF THE CLOUDS ON COMBAT POWER,UNLEASHING A TRAIL OF DEATH AND LEAD IN IT'S WAKE" "Alright Constable," she said, "but be gentle"
@Chevypower26513 жыл бұрын
"The F15 came outta the clouds on combat power! Unleashing a trial of death and lead in its wake!" Thats the book I want to read!
@grassman9622
2 жыл бұрын
The mighty USS Nimitz blazed out of control in the middle of the North Atlantic. … wrong book, mate. 😂😂😂
@johnclark984
Жыл бұрын
@Ian Robert Davies Red Storm Rising - Tom Clancy
@user-hd9nc7zp1v
8 ай бұрын
@@grassman9622thanks. 0:32: 😂😅
@draculon512 жыл бұрын
"Alright constable" she said "but be gentle" LOL
@Chariset15 жыл бұрын
James always manages to get the best lines because no one expects it from him
@paianis9 жыл бұрын
Notice that only Hammond was perfect the entire time. :P
@fappypaddle444
8 жыл бұрын
+Paianni but Mays #3 made the best entry i guess :)
@darthbiker2311
7 жыл бұрын
James MaY had it perfect as well on Take 3...
@hiddenbutdeadly
6 жыл бұрын
i guess you can say he was....Alright
@GiantPetRat9 жыл бұрын
It was moments like this that made Top Gear great (or, as my mom puts it, "the best show on television"). Even if, like me, you aren't a huge car fanatic, the chemistry of those three made the show worth coming back to again and again. They had a good long run on BBC. Onward and upward, I guess.
@jarjeestariq85615 жыл бұрын
but be gentle" was A GENUINE LAUGH OUT LOUD MOMENT.
@mauricehayden88352 жыл бұрын
‘Alright!’ ‘Constable’ she said ‘but be gentle’ I’ll always howl laughing at that
@ChrisDjoo15 жыл бұрын
The three dipsticks we all can't get enough of :D The three perfect hosts :D
@greatgrump12 жыл бұрын
"Alright!" "Counstable, but be gentle" XD
@Riolushe5 жыл бұрын
The bloopers don't started as I already died when the woman said "little Richard" xD
@cald1421 Жыл бұрын
You know you cracked an absolutely legendary joke when people laugh AND applaud. That’s what makes James May so great. It comes from nowhere but man
@ZSB410Z9 жыл бұрын
2:01 when Richard found out about jeremy's suspension.
@Brainiac1200013 жыл бұрын
I love how Jeremy on the first take reads "the mighty USS blazed out of control in the middle of the north Atlantic" really enthusiastically only to find he was reading the wrong part!
@Racer7331
4 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure he was messing around quoting an entirely different novel. Sounds like a Tom Clancy book.
@joelcrooker29077 жыл бұрын
It would of been brilliant if clarkson came out with "he endured blistering winds and scorching desserts!"
@clarinetlover201215 жыл бұрын
Hammond is the best at reading his lines, he was the only one who got them right at each take. I loved his laugh when Jeremy read The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power, unleashing a trail of death and led on it's way! Take 3 was the best.
@sovietpanda191712 жыл бұрын
I bet Clarksons children get one hell of a bead-time story!!!
@Neojhun12 жыл бұрын
"Thank You to three Dip Sticks". That was surprisingly a great line.
@kisbie15 жыл бұрын
This was for a series called the Big Read where the BBC attempted to find out what the nation's favourite book was. (Hitchhiker's came second to Lord of the Rings.) At one point during the final, a montage of celebrities read out passages of their favourite books, including the guys. Nicely-bottomed Fiona Bruce also read out a bit from Hitchhiker's. (The part where Ford asks for six pints.)
@Megadriver9 жыл бұрын
I love this! Everytime I watch this video, I laugh uncontrollably. The TG trio are comedy geniuses!
@dongatello6969Ай бұрын
“Three grown men cocking it up” is a pretty good summary for the whole series
@DreadPyke12 жыл бұрын
"Alright, Constable. But be gentle...." LMFAO
@redfox36112 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is reading tom clancy's 'red strom rising'
@SuzyS8514 жыл бұрын
Hammond's exhasperation at the end is wonderful!
@JackyRowe13 жыл бұрын
James' contribution is by far the best!!
@PorscheRS15 жыл бұрын
Best outtake ever on TV history, I can't stop watching it.
@paparelidis13 жыл бұрын
"The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power unleashing a trail of death and leed in it's way!" 0:45
@christians13111 жыл бұрын
it would have been funny if clarkson had a completely different book
@Sonoko2914 жыл бұрын
I'd buy audiobooks if these three read them. :D
@theshrew88532 жыл бұрын
Richard running off screaming 🤣🤣🤣
@WhiteTigerGaming10 жыл бұрын
to be fair Hammond didn't mess up
@Yaddaer10 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! The scream and the run!! EPIC
@juk202313 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this on tv years ago, so glad I found it again!
@danielahayter74429 жыл бұрын
The funniest outtakes I have ever seen
@conradquek4 ай бұрын
I now need a Red Storm Rising audiobook narrated by Jeremy pumped directly in my veins
@Megabitron12 жыл бұрын
Richards face at the end was just epic!!!!
@MegaMarine210 жыл бұрын
At 2:01 Looks like the hanster is gonna kill someone
@KayosKee12 жыл бұрын
THIS is The Top Gear we all know & love!
@Kalabenos11 жыл бұрын
Like if you want Jeremy to write that book. xD
@BiigMe14 жыл бұрын
The F-15 came out of the clouds on combat power unleashing a trail of death and lead in its wake.
@Megadriver13 жыл бұрын
I want these guys voices for a GPS! HAHA!!! Its epic, they crack me up!
@JackyRowe14 жыл бұрын
i love james may's line!! best in the whole thing!!! but i love this video loads. one of my favourites
@clarinetlover201215 жыл бұрын
"Constable," she said, "But be gentle." The funny thing is he managed to say it with a straight face. Try watching the whole thing without smiling or laughing, I fail miserably at Jeremy reading so enthusiastically on the first page, only to find that he was on the wrong page!!!
@THEBIGTUG5 ай бұрын
Three genuine friends
@harrymurray25158 жыл бұрын
0:99 Funniest Bit Ever
@Da1Dez2 жыл бұрын
I miss the mid 2000s so much.
@Schrippenmaus11 жыл бұрын
God I love Outtakes xD And the book is brilliant!
@KingNasrify13 жыл бұрын
lmao at hammond!! "ARGHHHH WE WERE ONE LINE FROM THE END!" ahah
@TheThirdGerman13 жыл бұрын
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you not three grown man cocking it up on the bonnet of a car, but three TV-legends that, unlike the woman at the beginning are known throughout the world for their fantastic sense of humor and their outstanding show, which is more addicting than any drug one could buy today.
@clarinetlover201214 жыл бұрын
lol, I love how hamster is the only one who can get his lines right!
@Caldronqueen120310 жыл бұрын
42!
@Automotive_Weekend4 жыл бұрын
1:00 lol 😂
@Megadriver11 жыл бұрын
Everytime i watch this, I laugh so much that my stomach hurts! You'd have to have a soul out of custard not to laugh.
@strawberrymoonphased14 жыл бұрын
Little Richard hehehe ^^
@chimpaflimp9 жыл бұрын
What book was the F15 passage from?
@kyler2744
8 жыл бұрын
A Tom Clancy book I believe
@tomaszskowronski1406
6 жыл бұрын
I dont believe its from any book, just Clarkson's manly fantasy bullshit.
@mullerman1104
3 жыл бұрын
Tom Clancy’s Red Storm Rising
@MidnightEyes1714 жыл бұрын
HAHA OMG Hammonds face and reaction at the end was priceless I freaking love these guys!!! XD
@blanchimonts13 жыл бұрын
My god, they can even make reading a simple passage this funny? This is what you called legends!
@jjfromm13 жыл бұрын
i love at the end hammond makes epic face and bolts off.
@GhostEye314 жыл бұрын
What bloody book was Jezza quoting from!?!? It's killing me!
@SilentArtist26912 жыл бұрын
Been trying to find that bit for AGES!!!!! (2:01) THANK YOU!!!
@misskateykins15 жыл бұрын
Hammond is so funny Hammond is funny when he says "I perfer his this is alright but his is better"
@murmaider212 жыл бұрын
what james says makes me laugh everytime
@dangerousandy12 жыл бұрын
Legends!!! Long live Top Gear!!
@RichardNashProductions15 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sending this
@JackyRowe13 жыл бұрын
James May's contribution is by far the best!
@TeeGeeFan13 жыл бұрын
funniest blooper EVER!! I cried laughing when I first saw this. :'D
@Rocknrolltrain9513 жыл бұрын
hahah love hammonds freak out at 1:59
@megabowzer10013 жыл бұрын
i love that womans witch like laugh in the crowd loool
@pamrush50786 жыл бұрын
This really makes me laugh so funny
@howsCecilie199114 жыл бұрын
ROFL "Little Richard" xD I don't think he appreciate that... But this clip is cute :D
@BonScottAC14 жыл бұрын
Thats why we love them.
@minicle426 Жыл бұрын
Richard running away like someone set his testicles on fire. XD
@BritishFoodGuide13 жыл бұрын
the hamster was so serious. lol
@IamPhate2 жыл бұрын
JM: "Deep Thought pondered for a while." JC: "Tricky...that's...you've read the wrong word you moron it says moment." xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@everydaywashoku12 жыл бұрын
@valkyria20chronicles Lol I agree with you, because this is TOP GEAR, and we all know their tendencies to actually fail for real and then just do it on purpose to mess with the others. And that's why we love them :)
@KimikoButterfly15 жыл бұрын
3 dipsticks you love to watch XD
@alleywatson14 жыл бұрын
3 dipsticks & a witch
@MMCTwilight13 жыл бұрын
Hilarious as always. Love it. :)
@999freddiemercury12 жыл бұрын
hahahahaaaaaa Hammond's reaction at the end!
@JezzaFordGT4015 жыл бұрын
Great stuff!Love the three dipsticks!
@timelord46015 жыл бұрын
lol, Richard just lost it for a moment there.... :) the BBC was a bit silly in asking them to try and do that....it was always gunna end in tears x
@Dibster1234511 жыл бұрын
Legends...
@BrendanPeterMcVeigh2 жыл бұрын
1:59 oh truck, you said that wrong.
@7heAre7s13 жыл бұрын
Is there a witch laughing in the background?
@24Mrjack13 жыл бұрын
keep pressing 5 for James may head banging to the audiences clapping. TRUE MUSIC
@Nicole470013 жыл бұрын
thank you from three dipsticks lol and hammonds face at 2:00
@F0xSH0X113 жыл бұрын
haha omfg i cant stop laughing, its 2 in the morning, i think i just woke the neighbors!
@DrarryForever13 жыл бұрын
How much fun could these three make like reading textbooks and stuff? XD
@brewcityboatclub82992 жыл бұрын
There's so much shade thrown in the intro
@MightySamB12 жыл бұрын
2:00 epic richard is epic!!! :D
@Flashtoorev13 жыл бұрын
@TheBuco69 She is, there's just a greenscreen put around her.
@mhaziqrules14 жыл бұрын
LOL. In Take 1. Jeremy Clarkson Say "The Mighty USS Nimitz, blazed out of Control in the middle of The North Atlantic."
@ramal57083 жыл бұрын
1:00 best part, the last take defines this trio top gear, ambitious but rubbish
@Megadriver13 жыл бұрын
@alonderis: I think the USS Nimiz part is the best!
@ta666ak66614 жыл бұрын
I thought that they would end the "ultimate question" stuff with the question of life or death: How hard can it be?
@Calcium190612 жыл бұрын
Reading a paragraph from a book...how hard can it be
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"ALRIGHT!" "Constable, she said, but be gentle." LMAO
@copperdragon9214
3 жыл бұрын
James may: being the funniest in the most unexpected times.
@daanvos194
3 жыл бұрын
Hes an expert on that moment
@aregmirzoyan869
2 жыл бұрын
That’s straight out of a adult romcom
"Alright Constable," she said, "but be gentle". >>>>>>>>>
@humbly_bumbly4998
7 жыл бұрын
pretty sure he sad cuntstable
@decodolly1535
5 жыл бұрын
The exact moment when I killed my old laptop by snorting coffee all over the poor thing!
@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD
3 жыл бұрын
What is that from tho?
@tis_ace
3 жыл бұрын
@@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD found out yet? I feel that it isnt a reference but just a funny statement
@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD
3 жыл бұрын
@@tis_ace honestly I cant remember writing this
You can almost tell that Richard had practiced reading his parts of the book at home and James and Jeremy were just like "Nah it'll be fine when we get there!" 😂
Jezza: "On tonight's show, we all try to read a book! I mean, how hard can it be?" "As it turned out... very!"
@benflanagan8584
5 жыл бұрын
Supuerb comment
@teodordima1815
4 жыл бұрын
With episode and series???
@lettuce984
Жыл бұрын
“I mean reading… how hard can it be?”
"THE MIGHTY USS NIMITZ BLAZED OUT OF CONTROL IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC" "THE F15 CAME OUT OF THE CLOUDS ON COMBAT POWER,UNLEASHING A TRAIL OF DEATH AND LEAD IN IT'S WAKE" "Alright Constable," she said, "but be gentle"
"The F15 came outta the clouds on combat power! Unleashing a trial of death and lead in its wake!" Thats the book I want to read!
@grassman9622
2 жыл бұрын
The mighty USS Nimitz blazed out of control in the middle of the North Atlantic. … wrong book, mate. 😂😂😂
@johnclark984
Жыл бұрын
@Ian Robert Davies Red Storm Rising - Tom Clancy
@user-hd9nc7zp1v
8 ай бұрын
@@grassman9622thanks. 0:32: 😂😅
"Alright constable" she said "but be gentle" LOL
James always manages to get the best lines because no one expects it from him
Notice that only Hammond was perfect the entire time. :P
@fappypaddle444
8 жыл бұрын
+Paianni but Mays #3 made the best entry i guess :)
@darthbiker2311
7 жыл бұрын
James MaY had it perfect as well on Take 3...
@hiddenbutdeadly
6 жыл бұрын
i guess you can say he was....Alright
It was moments like this that made Top Gear great (or, as my mom puts it, "the best show on television"). Even if, like me, you aren't a huge car fanatic, the chemistry of those three made the show worth coming back to again and again. They had a good long run on BBC. Onward and upward, I guess.
but be gentle" was A GENUINE LAUGH OUT LOUD MOMENT.
‘Alright!’ ‘Constable’ she said ‘but be gentle’ I’ll always howl laughing at that
The three dipsticks we all can't get enough of :D The three perfect hosts :D
"Alright!" "Counstable, but be gentle" XD
The bloopers don't started as I already died when the woman said "little Richard" xD
You know you cracked an absolutely legendary joke when people laugh AND applaud. That’s what makes James May so great. It comes from nowhere but man
2:01 when Richard found out about jeremy's suspension.
I love how Jeremy on the first take reads "the mighty USS blazed out of control in the middle of the north Atlantic" really enthusiastically only to find he was reading the wrong part!
@Racer7331
4 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure he was messing around quoting an entirely different novel. Sounds like a Tom Clancy book.
It would of been brilliant if clarkson came out with "he endured blistering winds and scorching desserts!"
Hammond is the best at reading his lines, he was the only one who got them right at each take. I loved his laugh when Jeremy read The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power, unleashing a trail of death and led on it's way! Take 3 was the best.
I bet Clarksons children get one hell of a bead-time story!!!
"Thank You to three Dip Sticks". That was surprisingly a great line.
This was for a series called the Big Read where the BBC attempted to find out what the nation's favourite book was. (Hitchhiker's came second to Lord of the Rings.) At one point during the final, a montage of celebrities read out passages of their favourite books, including the guys. Nicely-bottomed Fiona Bruce also read out a bit from Hitchhiker's. (The part where Ford asks for six pints.)
I love this! Everytime I watch this video, I laugh uncontrollably. The TG trio are comedy geniuses!
“Three grown men cocking it up” is a pretty good summary for the whole series
"Alright, Constable. But be gentle...." LMFAO
Jeremy is reading tom clancy's 'red strom rising'
Hammond's exhasperation at the end is wonderful!
James' contribution is by far the best!!
Best outtake ever on TV history, I can't stop watching it.
"The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power unleashing a trail of death and leed in it's way!" 0:45
it would have been funny if clarkson had a completely different book
I'd buy audiobooks if these three read them. :D
Richard running off screaming 🤣🤣🤣
to be fair Hammond didn't mess up
Hahaha! The scream and the run!! EPIC
I remember watching this on tv years ago, so glad I found it again!
The funniest outtakes I have ever seen
I now need a Red Storm Rising audiobook narrated by Jeremy pumped directly in my veins
Richards face at the end was just epic!!!!
At 2:01 Looks like the hanster is gonna kill someone
THIS is The Top Gear we all know & love!
Like if you want Jeremy to write that book. xD
The F-15 came out of the clouds on combat power unleashing a trail of death and lead in its wake.
I want these guys voices for a GPS! HAHA!!! Its epic, they crack me up!
i love james may's line!! best in the whole thing!!! but i love this video loads. one of my favourites
"Constable," she said, "But be gentle." The funny thing is he managed to say it with a straight face. Try watching the whole thing without smiling or laughing, I fail miserably at Jeremy reading so enthusiastically on the first page, only to find that he was on the wrong page!!!
Three genuine friends
0:99 Funniest Bit Ever
I miss the mid 2000s so much.
God I love Outtakes xD And the book is brilliant!
lmao at hammond!! "ARGHHHH WE WERE ONE LINE FROM THE END!" ahah
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you not three grown man cocking it up on the bonnet of a car, but three TV-legends that, unlike the woman at the beginning are known throughout the world for their fantastic sense of humor and their outstanding show, which is more addicting than any drug one could buy today.
lol, I love how hamster is the only one who can get his lines right!
42!
1:00 lol 😂
Everytime i watch this, I laugh so much that my stomach hurts! You'd have to have a soul out of custard not to laugh.
Little Richard hehehe ^^
What book was the F15 passage from?
@kyler2744
8 жыл бұрын
A Tom Clancy book I believe
@tomaszskowronski1406
6 жыл бұрын
I dont believe its from any book, just Clarkson's manly fantasy bullshit.
@mullerman1104
3 жыл бұрын
Tom Clancy’s Red Storm Rising
HAHA OMG Hammonds face and reaction at the end was priceless I freaking love these guys!!! XD
My god, they can even make reading a simple passage this funny? This is what you called legends!
i love at the end hammond makes epic face and bolts off.
What bloody book was Jezza quoting from!?!? It's killing me!
Been trying to find that bit for AGES!!!!! (2:01) THANK YOU!!!
Hammond is so funny Hammond is funny when he says "I perfer his this is alright but his is better"
what james says makes me laugh everytime
Legends!!! Long live Top Gear!!
Thank you for sending this
James May's contribution is by far the best!
funniest blooper EVER!! I cried laughing when I first saw this. :'D
hahah love hammonds freak out at 1:59
i love that womans witch like laugh in the crowd loool
This really makes me laugh so funny
ROFL "Little Richard" xD I don't think he appreciate that... But this clip is cute :D
Thats why we love them.
Richard running away like someone set his testicles on fire. XD
the hamster was so serious. lol
JM: "Deep Thought pondered for a while." JC: "Tricky...that's...you've read the wrong word you moron it says moment." xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@valkyria20chronicles Lol I agree with you, because this is TOP GEAR, and we all know their tendencies to actually fail for real and then just do it on purpose to mess with the others. And that's why we love them :)
3 dipsticks you love to watch XD
3 dipsticks & a witch
Hilarious as always. Love it. :)
hahahahaaaaaa Hammond's reaction at the end!
Great stuff!Love the three dipsticks!
lol, Richard just lost it for a moment there.... :) the BBC was a bit silly in asking them to try and do that....it was always gunna end in tears x
Legends...
1:59 oh truck, you said that wrong.
Is there a witch laughing in the background?
keep pressing 5 for James may head banging to the audiences clapping. TRUE MUSIC
thank you from three dipsticks lol and hammonds face at 2:00
haha omfg i cant stop laughing, its 2 in the morning, i think i just woke the neighbors!
How much fun could these three make like reading textbooks and stuff? XD
There's so much shade thrown in the intro
2:00 epic richard is epic!!! :D
@TheBuco69 She is, there's just a greenscreen put around her.
LOL. In Take 1. Jeremy Clarkson Say "The Mighty USS Nimitz, blazed out of Control in the middle of The North Atlantic."
1:00 best part, the last take defines this trio top gear, ambitious but rubbish
@alonderis: I think the USS Nimiz part is the best!
I thought that they would end the "ultimate question" stuff with the question of life or death: How hard can it be?
Reading a paragraph from a book...how hard can it be