As a gnome, I can confirm that if you just left the damn mushrooms alone, I wouldn't have to banish you in the first place.

@basilmemories

3 ай бұрын

okay yeah but those wood ear mushrooms are so damn tasty tho.

@ximono

3 ай бұрын

Username checks out

@Patrik6920

3 ай бұрын

..ya u should always avoid making the gnomes angry .. regarding those ear mushrooms .. dont do it, thay make u eat pine cones...

@lognomodeimeme

3 ай бұрын

can double-confirm

As a swede, I unfortunately have to agree with this entire video, especially how the giants here never stop talking. I had one as a roomate once and I was stuck for years in a timeloop.

@kristofferhellstrom

Жыл бұрын

Mmm.. As another Swede I also agree with this entire video. Well almost. Don't eat mushrooms that you don't know. But yeah. Stay safe ❤ And don't eath all mushrooms you see :P

@rocketboss3606

Жыл бұрын

SEND THIS MAN TO THE TIME LOOP

@whatok4355

Жыл бұрын

"As a" 💀

@arandomgamer5986

Жыл бұрын

@@kristofferhellstrom nono, the shrooms are amazing. Especially flugsvamp. Altho beware of the trolls.

@Acidlib

Жыл бұрын

As one of the characters from Midsommar, I wholeheartedly agree

As an American I can't relate much to hidden worlds, but my niece was kidnapped by Moth Man during a trip through WV. Found her ten days later and now she speaks exclusively in rhyme about visions of the end. Brought up her grade point average somehow.

@WhatDillionYT

9 ай бұрын

Mothman is a true friend btw, when he kidnaps people they somehow return smarter than before!

@robloggia

7 ай бұрын

The Mothman is a simply a civil engineer who happens to take the form of a ten foot tall anthropomorphic owl with glowing red eyes. Yes his screams can be a bit piercing, but that's only because he's passionate about public safety. Take his warnings seriously.

@realbrobo

3 ай бұрын

duuude ok so not exactly the same but i was up in northern vermont with some extended family for a week, and no kidding on the LAST DAY before we left my idiot brother went into the woods and came back all jumpy and stuff. he wouldn’t go in about how he was “craving flesh” and whatnot. super annoying

@BingIzkewl

3 ай бұрын

As a West Virginian, all I can really say is- Your Niece was lucky.

@BlokProductions

3 ай бұрын

are you kidding me? last week my cousin got eaten by the W.

As a Canadian, I can kinda relate. I know it’s not the same but it still sucks sometimes when a wendigo eats half the people you are camping with.

@nathanmartyn2403

Жыл бұрын

Or the thunder bird nest near your house and all you ever hear is the none stop thunder

@jakebake0652

Жыл бұрын

I have beef with Bigfoot, he stomped out my fire and tore a hole in my igloo. Very annoying

@monsterousreal

Жыл бұрын

It's even worse when the wendigo just turns around amd says 'I'm sorry, uh, for eatin your friends'

@WhatDillionYT

9 ай бұрын

Geez you have it rough, here in america we have a freindly guy, we call em mothman, while he does abduct people, they return somehow smarter than before.

Gosh as a Mexican I can totally relate, you can't play ball with your twin without getting summoned to Xibalba, the worst part is getting a mosquito to cooperate with you to uncover the real lords, is just pain in the ass, you have to fill so many forms or outright bribe them...

@MM-pv5tp

Жыл бұрын

You can’t even take a stroll near a river without hearing la llorona

@darthmaul7434

Жыл бұрын

here in Brazil you gotta deal with a stupid guy with fire for hair with it's inverted feet telling you to not harm the forest or he'll get you lost in it, there's also a jerk with one leg that can make hurricanes to destroy all of your farm.

@bansheedearg

10 ай бұрын

I would, and believe that one day we will be able to, suck the blood out of a mosquito and make it itch.

@Dimension2364

10 ай бұрын

Living in another country must be so exhausting! Here in Germany we just try to stay sober… works most of the time. But when it dosen’t… well, beer only makes you meet you reptilian brain and that’s it. Pretty boring if you ask me. That thing just tells you to keep on breathing… and that’s it.

@imnimbusy2885

3 ай бұрын

Just don’t send your gold to an offshore Xibalba account, trust me, it’s not worth the tax fraud.

I'm scared by how accurate this video is to my own trip on Finnish psychedelic mushrooms. Maybe the nordic fungi are just actually a bridge to the "hidden world". Or maybe I should just stay sober.

@samufinland5765

Жыл бұрын

I told you to stay away from the noidankehä man, the mushrooms are made of fairies

@lonestarr1490

Жыл бұрын

Ask all the elven single moms with their half-elf half-orphan bastards what they think how real this is!

@kristofferhellstrom

Жыл бұрын

No. Don't eat mushrooms if you don't know what they are. Several people from abroad die each year because they don't know what they're doing. They kidneys and liver shut down. So. it's Important to know what is safe to eat even though they are about 200 mushrooms that can be eaten in Finland and Sweden.

@JanneSala

Жыл бұрын

@@kristofferhellstrom Trust me, you and I both know how much we're pushed to learn safe mushroom hunting here in the north. I don't actually pick anything more than the usual herkkutatti or kantarelli myself.

@kristofferhellstrom

Жыл бұрын

@@JanneSala True Janne :) And tonight I ate a warm sandwiches from the oven with chanterelles. Lovely.

As a Dane, i am deeply sorry for my Scandinavian brothers of the awful things you have to deal. The only thing we deal with is a never ending rain and potatoes stuck in our throats.

@dannelagen

Жыл бұрын

As another Dane, don't forget the countless of invading species known to man, coming from our most freightend neighbouring country . . . Legoland. They have already achieved global domination!

@skaareen

Жыл бұрын

@@dannelagen and the frightening “germans” as they are often referred to as, that invade our beaches with their huge autocampers every summer.

@danielawesome36

Жыл бұрын

As a Dane, I am great. A Great Dane, if you will.

@lohphat

9 ай бұрын

...and you just ordered 1000 liters melk. Kamelåså...

@casperekblad

3 ай бұрын

Damn my worst enemy feels bad for us🥲

I’m an American, but I can relate too. Once I was fishing with my uncle in Massachusetts and Cthulhu started rising from the water, causing a huge storm to collect around the lake. Really annoying. And riding a bike through the woods in New York always seems to end the Headless Horseman chasing you for your head. I also went to New Jersey once.

@daniel4647

3 ай бұрын

Cthulhu should be in the south pacific ocean though, if he's all the way up in Massachusetts now that means he's on the lose and you need to get him contained ASAP.

My dad was sent to the human realm 23 years ago. Haven't seen him since. There are more victims in transdimensional transportation than just the transportee. Thank you for this important video.

@bombtato4821

Жыл бұрын

this comment is amazing

@daksh8747

Жыл бұрын

It is important to acknowledge the affect these events have on not just the so-called victim, but the people around them as well. Why, I remember my uncle losing his job to a doppelganger and his family not receiving governmental support for years simply because they denied the possibility. It really makes one think.

@Lasanga95

Жыл бұрын

Hi,I live in the human realm but if you need somone to talk to I am Here for you no mater what of the nine realms You live in okay?

@official-watermelon

Жыл бұрын

16 years ago my father was taken to one of the 9 realms. Unfortunately, I still don’t know which one. I hope you’re able to find your dad, and I’m so glad videos like this exist to get the word out.

@daksh8747

Жыл бұрын

@@official-watermelon I hope you find out which father got taken. I often see similar problems with my uncle and not-uncle.

I can relate to this. This has happened to me. But in Germany. And with witches. You cannot stop this from happening - it is ordained. We are the chosen ones. You have to make peace and more videos.

@BlackWolf9988

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget about the krampus beating small children.

@moonwatcher7077

Жыл бұрын

same

@bendecam849

Жыл бұрын

"more videos"

@ScarletSky03

Жыл бұрын

Same for me in the United States. Except we have ancient native shamans instead.

@beanofknowledge2125

Жыл бұрын

“How do I stop this from happening“ implies it‘s happened multiple times, which is beautiful

Omg I went to Sweden on holiday once and had this happen to me, but nobody would acknowledge it happened! Seems not speaking of being dragged into the Hidden World is one of those unspoken laws in Sweden. Still, it beat my usual workday fighting off giant spiders and snakes and drop bears as I ride my kangaroo around!

The wave game at the end of your videos lately brings me such joy

Bro woke up today and decided to take violence against an entire country

@rubberbandman8950

Жыл бұрын

And an entire alternate dimension too apparently

@pandatenoo

Жыл бұрын

could've chosen any country / dimension but decided to anger the gnomes

@Periwinkleaccount

Жыл бұрын

Bro woke up and decided to make a pointless unfunny comment

@linn8370

Жыл бұрын

@@Periwinkleaccount i hope you'll be able to make better choices when you wake up tomorrow

@Periwinkleaccount

Жыл бұрын

@@linn8370 I just didn’t find the comment funny, and found it more likebegging-y than funny.

I must say, as a Dutch person, dealing with the swamp creatures is easiest by offering them Tulips. This seems to settle their ancient spirit. We had a big influx of them after we built the Deltaworks, what with all the mud.

@daanwillemsen223

Жыл бұрын

I hate it when the Swamp Creatures send me to the fantastical realm of Belgium 😥

@lonestarr1490

Жыл бұрын

This explains so much and next to nothing at the same time.

@amadeosendiulo2137

Жыл бұрын

How much do they influence the experience of cycling in Amsterdam?

@DanielDaCat

Жыл бұрын

@@amadeosendiulo2137 Considering they evolved from the low marsh mudlands into what we now call ''The Hague'', there really is no telling anymore.

@Br1cht

Жыл бұрын

Ongezellig!

Actually you can bribe tomtar (gnomes) with porridge, sweet porridge is their favourite. Hope this helps anyone from getting spirited away in the future 😅

as someone in scotland I can confidently say that this happens to me a couple of times every winter, maybe it's tied to temperature and happens all the time in sweden because it's so cold?

@annicaesplund6613

3 ай бұрын

You mean the all year round snow and the polar bears?

I don’t live in Europe, but y’all’s village horrors seem both friendlier and more terrifying. Like, our village ghouls just keep offering to marry people and then trying to kill them when they refuse. Or setting weird money traps. And they usually go away once you throw rice on them or something

@ricebeansrockroll882

Жыл бұрын

I mean, we have those too. Näcken and Rået are pretty much just known for being hot and luring you away. Gnomes also aren't all bad, if they like you they will braid your horses while you sleep.

@MiotaLee

Жыл бұрын

Come celebrate midsummer with us 🌚

@mozzeralleh

10 ай бұрын

​@@MiotaLeeno

@DefaultFlame

4 ай бұрын

@@mozzeralleh Come on, don't you want to hop around a giant wooden phallic symbol of fertility while chanting about the little frogs?

@mozzeralleh

4 ай бұрын

@@DefaultFlame no but thanks for the offer

Half elf daycare is expensive in the hidden realm, that would have made my list.

@Nen_niN

Жыл бұрын

Daycare is free in Sweden, even hidden realm half-elf daycare. Part of the reason why the taxes are high.

@timonix2

Жыл бұрын

@@Nen_niN No it isn't. Not even close. It is partially paid for by the taxes and there is a price ceiling based on your income. But it sure isn't free.

@Nen_niN

Жыл бұрын

@@timonix2 Oh wtf I didn't know. I guess I shouldn't assume things. But I'm pretty sure at least haf-elf daycare in the hidden realm is free though, right?

@Mr_Yod

Жыл бұрын

@@Nen_niN Only half-free, I guess...

@livedandletdie

3 ай бұрын

@@Mr_YodIf only it was half-free, well I know how to make it free, there's 2.6 million non-natives most of which are on welfare. That lot would be better off, magically turned into potash then just mix that with limestone, and use that to build new housing, then reduce the income tax for married women, by 25% for each child in said marriage they have. Then suddenly we could again perhaps have our coffers fill back up, instead of having the elderly take the short trip to meet the maker... because they can't afford to live... The more that I think about Sweden, the less happy I become, since I was a kid, the situation of this nation has gotten to such a low point, that most houses look run down, because no one can afford to build new houses or restore the old ones, trust me, this nation used to look so pretty, that it's ridiculous, and these days it looks like a communist dystopia.

I can relate. Here in Texas despite everything being "bigger" the towns still ain't big enough for the two of us

Great video! Pretty funny, love the art-style too

That's one thing I like about Czechia, no gnomes will harass you about eating mushrooms here. You may end up walking along side other mushroom pickers awkwardly for hours at a time but no gnomes. We've eaten them already. As well as the elves, and every single other magical creature. They were delicious.

@cramerfloro5936

Жыл бұрын

I'm still mad I didn't stop at that place where they made goblin gulash. It smelled amazing!

@robertcollins4663

3 ай бұрын

One would think they'd have eaten all the gnomes in Sweden prior to inventing Surströmming.

@FireyDeath4

3 ай бұрын

Yoooo, Gargamel's been missing out all along it seems. Anyone uploaded a food review yet?

@jakob3044

3 ай бұрын

Surströmming good tho​@@robertcollins4663

I also hate Singapore too, everytime I go to the store there’s too many Wizards castings fireballs at me and i usually need to carry Tornado Spell

@RinInABin

Жыл бұрын

like yea what's the deal?? i just want to pick up tinctures from the local apothecary

@lolcomicialsss3863

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the giant big foot stomping you into oblivion if you ever step out of line

Omg I am SO happy I finally found a community to relate to! I didn’t have this exact experience, I didn’t EAT any mushrooms I just stepped into a mushroom circle in a bog but I ended up getting transported to the fae realm!! They thought it was very funny and tried to keep me as a pet but I kept chewing the legs off of their furniture so they sent me back. Now I have a HUGE gap in my resume and my appearance doesn’t match the birthday on my birth certificate, does anyone have any tips?

Once me and my friend decided to go on a trip to Sweden. While we were there my friend picked a mushroom, he kept on doing it until the gnomes got really pissed off and sent him to that realm. When he came back he would not stop rambling on and on about how bad the realm is and how happy he is that he got free; now I’m considering not being friends with them because they’ve been doing really weird things.

bror all you have to do is remember to give an offering of porrige to the gnomes before you start picking but ONLY if they accept the offering and compliment you on how well it was prepared

@elliep6261

Жыл бұрын

And in the winter, remember to hide an almond in the porridge! You can’t forget the almond.

@noneofyourbeeswax7379

Жыл бұрын

​@@elliep6261 yes very important.

@ozymandiasramesses1773

Жыл бұрын

The compliment must also come in the form of a Birchwood Leaf nailed to the door the next full moon. Anything else the gnome says is facetious.

This happened to me a while back but I was so hard in denial I just assumed it was the mushrooms. Although every night I see my half elf child’s face in my dreams and have to reconsider

@jensenraylight8011

Жыл бұрын

The guy is living in Isekai world

As a finn luckily I haven't had to go to the secret realm yet because I've always remembered to give the sauna gnomes something nice for their efforts

honesty, in Finland it's very similar but you don't have to pay your taxes and you can leave whenever you want because Finnish giants are cool like that. but there is no real reason to leave the "Finnish hidden realm" After all, they have saunas there since of course saunas do keep the time-space continuum together, obviously. After all, in Finland, we do care about the time-space continuum.

As a Norwegian, I can think of way more than 5 reasons.

@Itzak15

Жыл бұрын

😠

@att7364

Жыл бұрын

6. REDACTED

@nailmirror

Жыл бұрын

sweden is terrible but norway is worse 🤢

@henkkahenrik4183

Жыл бұрын

As a Finn, Finland sucks even worse, and i actually wanted to move to Norway because like y'all got 99% of the shit figured out that we haven't, but literally the only reasons i didn't were that y'all didn't have enough private sauna's in apartments and the language. And the fact that i couldn't legally get reindeer in Norway since I'm not part of a sámi family. (Tho honestly, would rather learn Norwegian in school than Swedish. Like at least it would be more useful. And probably easier. Who the fuck invented Swedish anyways?)

@HanOle12

Жыл бұрын

@@henkkahenrik4183 I'm actually living in Finland now, and I'm really enjoying surplus of saunas and my own private reindeer!

I actually used to live in the hidden world, But then I managed to anger some gnomes because I said I didn't like mushrooms, And as punishment they sent me to Sweden, It was dreadful. While I haven't been able to get back to the hidden world, I am thankfully in a better place now.

@edvineriksson8182

Жыл бұрын

Im so sorry this happend to you but it could be worse you could have been sent to denmark.

good stuff, i love your art style

I (Giant 1582 M) disagree with this video. Since Giants hold humans to a higher regard than themselves, we’re constantly on the lookout for potential chosen ones within our hidden realms (especially humans) so it’s a bit discouraging to hear when our tales about the creating of the universe is compared to people talking to you in an elevator.

Something similar to this happened to me once, but it was goblins not gnomes. I was panning for gold at my a river I found and a bunch of goblins came and kidnapped me so they could force me to pan gold for them. After 8 years I did finally manage to climb up the goblin corporate ladder enough to get out of the system, but it was still pretty annoying. Never visiting the Rockies again.

I never ever thought I'd learn about Swedish Isekai from this channel

The red mushroom with the white spots are my favorite ones

You should make a series actually teaching the fundamentals of getting started with art but within all the tutorials is a surreal back story like this. Like you can actually learn from the tutorials but while learning about color theory you're begrudgingly teaching it while ranting about how some underground organization wants us to think primary colors are special but they're actually not that great. Or learning about perspective, but the perspective rather than being a classic city block it's the view from the bottom of the pit you're being held in while making the tutorials, or the view of the outside of your separated wife's house. I'd live to learn some basics of art while getting a healthy dose of surrealism!

I am German, so if you want to trade elves and giants against the abominations from Brothers Grimm - you're more than welcome 😅

If you don't wanna heed the gnomes orders of quitting eating mushrooms, and then having to sit through the tirades of giants again, my best advice to give is probably to cut off chunks of it rather than just pulling them out of the ground. From my personal experience, the gnomes won't pester you, though the trees will start to get a bit mad and speak bad italian (for some reason).

@shytendeakatamanoir9740

Жыл бұрын

Oh,they have a perfectly fine reason, but their Italian is so bad it's impossible to understand

Yeah, happened to me one. I was excavating a lot outside of Uppsala and suddenly poof. Apparently any disturbance of the mycelium network counts.

This is shockingly accurate and I hope things get better

Mattias really thought if he ripped on Swedish elves on April fools day that he wouldn’t get called out for it.

Observation: Mattias went asleep for a while after eating a funny Swedish mushroom, woke up, and started talking about Norse mythology. Calculation:… Don’t eat funny Swedish mushrooms.

I had the same experience except I didn't see the gnomes. I knew they were there cause one of the mushrooms got me feeling sick so they resorted to poisoning the mushroom to ward off mushroom-eaters.

same thingn happened but in ohklahoma the woods they have mushroomy mushrooms and after ingesting one i woke up half naked in a dennys parking lot

Actually relatable. Thanks for reaching out about our struggles! No Ikea or socially distanced trains could ever be big enough to fill the number of times this has happened to me.

Recently moved to Sweden and honestly this all tracks. There are always growing pains when moving somewhere new, but I'm really surprised none of my friends out here told me about any of this before I moved.

I too were sent to the hidden realm when picking mushrooms once outside of my small home town in central Sweden (the mushrooms contained psilocybin)

im a swede and this is deeply relatable bro top 3 for me would be that i freeze to death on winter so i move to a warmer place in sweden but then i get burnt by the deadly laser in the sky

Gnomes keep hiding my socks :(

Honestly this is very relatable. I live in Canada and I'm just trying to enjoy the beach and then all of a sudden sedna mother of the ocean and ruler of adlivun drages me down the bottom of the ocean and completely destroys my phone, again. and then when she realises that no im not Nuliayuk she tries to make up for it by giving me a manatee. Like, thanks, what am I supposed to do with a manatee. Like if you can relate.

@elishafollet5347

Жыл бұрын

Ayo y'all Canadians have manatees to? Cool

I saw the channel and I was like ”oh sick he’s swedish” then I saw the title and I was like ”oh wait he doesn’t like it” then I watched it and I was like ”oh sick mythical creatures”

As an Australian i can relate to a life time in the hidden realm, but not in the way you think. I started buffering this video when i was 20, now im finally watching it being 35 with kids im picking up from daycare

as an American, I wholeheartedly believe this.

@nolidev4926

Жыл бұрын

pewdiepie

As someone living in Norway, this is also an issue that happens everyday.

The part about the branching universe and galaxies… why is everything a god damn fractal!!!

So relatable in Frisia the dwarfs where Gnomes where goblins still the giants do the same with the trees

As someone from Asturias (a region in the north of Spain) I can somewhat relate to this, although I must say that one usually gets sent back within a few years or so, or less if you actively pursue it. The other day I was picking wood and forgot to pray to Aramo, god of crossings, and inevitably got lost, and got to a hawthorn forest where I say a busgosu, and he lectured me for using straws instead of drinking with my hands, and then sent me to meet a bisarma, whom ultimately decided to send me all the way to the remote parts of the forest, where witches roam and time flows differently; I ended up hanging out with a light-hearted xana for a few years, until, after saving her from some güestias that had come for her in her while she was sick, I had to be sent back, a nuberu took responsibility for it (he had sorta caused the sickness in the first place with all that rain). I would recommend always carrying a holly or ash stick around for protection from spirits, although this may not work for all kinds of spirits.

As a swede, I came into this video ready to hate. But after watching it, you definitely put up some good points. These are definitely some common problems we have in our country which needs to be fixed.

I feel like I've seen this video like a couple of years ago. This weird sense of deja vu is a perfect complement to this lol

I usually carry anti-gnome charms with me. Usually works. Also, direct sunlight turns them into your typical garden gnome, so just go out at daytime. (And maybe stay away from the red mushrooms with white spots.)

As a Slovak I had a similar experience with Vodník. Every so often I would find him sitting at th edge of the lake behind my house and he would go on and on about how the soul economy is not what it used to be and that young people are not so willing to go to his water realm. I had to call pest control because the souls he stored in his jars escaped and haunted my garden for a week. 🙄

I live in wales, and it’s a real pain when people you know are turned into owls as part of a revenge plot

Extremely relatable, I usually pick my mushrooms by the old nuclear power plant (the chantarelles are unsually big there for some reason) and this happens to me all the time!

The gnomes really make mushroom picking season such a pain

Pretty similar experience, except usually my vision goes blurry, everything starts hurting and after travelling to the other realm, I get transported back to a hospital bed. Really weird. Maybe different nations giants have different magic spells

No puedo decirles que tan molesto es cuando eso me pasa, la ultima vez era una simple salida que terminó con 17 años y un trabajo de oficina junto a satires y centauros (las sillas eran sorprendentemente ergonomicas para todos) y ahora solo puedo escribir en español. Cuidado con que trabajo terminan

I learnt this lesson the hard way, but apparently store-bought mushrooms do not attract as many gnomes as wild mushrooms do. And they tend to be much more lenient. Last time I only spent 5 years in the Hidden World.

very relatable. In 1996 I was lured into the woods in my backyard by will-o'-the-wisp and through a large briar bush that happened to grow in the shape of a tunnel at the stroke of midnight and before I knew it I was gambling with my life and dancing with fae of all shapes and sizes. what I thought had been 10 days ended up being 10 years when I somehow stumbled back to our realm, and now I'm employed by a shapeshifting imp girl who knows my true name and won't release me until I figure out hers.

@christopherbroms2508

Жыл бұрын

It’s Rachel

As a Mexican, I've come to say: same happens here in Mexico, except that the gnomes are replaced with duendes who like stealing silverware and clipping your nails (even though most of the time they know they will accidentally cut off the tip of your fingers) Thanks for sharing, otherwise I wouln't have realized this is a global phenomenon. Who know what could have happened had I decided to escape the duendes only to be faces by gnomes.

Thank god somebody finally brought this up! I've been waiting for a long while for something like this to make sure that people who aren't from Sweden understand that it's not all sunshine and rainbows. Great job on shining light in this issue!

I can relate a bit but not to this exactly. I live in Canada and sometimes you just want to leave your igloo and take a nice stroll through the woods. But you do that at the wrong time of year and suddenly you got wendigo just coming out of the wood work!

As an egyptian i hate when i just go and pick some nile lilys and then i wake up finding myself in a bar chating with horus and anubis

@MrFelixify

3 ай бұрын

At least they are nicer than Thor. he's such an asshole

Bro is telling us the Sweden lore

i can relate, i aint eating mushrooms no more

thought you were talking about the mountain goats album. thank god I don't have to send people after you

In Norway you get by quite well as long as you feed the nisse rice porage in jule!

super relatable, after getting sent to the hidden world, i started gambling with the trolls, didn’t end well, didn’t know gnome debt collectors could be so vile

I have schizophrenia and i needed to hear this. Totally relatable. Have a great day. Thankyou

@RobotronSage

Жыл бұрын

Wait i posted this literally before i heard you ask if this is relatable. Goddamnit dude wtf is happening?

it actually was my first time yesterday that this happened to me well not the family or taxes part but everything else did happen

This is a thypical autum season thing. It's pretty Nice in the springtime

as someone whos stuck here in sweden i can agree this happens all the time

This is why I get my mushrooms from the grocers. I know they use violence to get the mushrooms back to the shop safe but the gnomes should respect the Swedish freedom to roam laws, and the recipe demands chanterelles and I'm okay with paying a bit extra

sounds nice. might have to visit

those red mushrooms with the white dots are the best ones

@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811

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If it bruises purple it's worth a whirl.

God, I hate the gnomes so much

Me and some of my family often go picking mushrooms. The gnomes are sooooooo annoying, i just wanna try some of the cool mushrooms. They’re such hypocrites as well! When they pick mushrooms and berries they’re ”in touch with nature” but when i do it it’s ”morally incorrect” and insensitive”

Ok, next time you go picking up mushrooms hit me up, I wanna try some of those too

This is like that one Adventure Time episode where Finn gets trapped in the pillow world

Oh, yeah. This basically happened to me in Finland. But here eating mushrooms from anywhere is totally fine, you just gotta know where to do things - for example, don't eat chanterelles in the sauna, the sauna gnomes don't vibe with it. They view it as disrespectful of the holy sauna. To pay back the disrespect with booze money, they will force you to work in the Finnish underworld at your current job. To explain, the underworld is basically just the real world except that there's no consequences for your work and you don't ever notice somethings wrong, just living an imitation of your life. I was lucky that my guardian animal was a bird that could fly me back to the land of the living. I think my body would have been gone if I remained knocked out like that for a few more minutes, the sauna can be brutal sometimes. But I wasn't called the chosen one, lucky you!

I like how this was uploaded on April Fool's Day, as if the implication that brings would make any difference

My Swedish friend use to live there and he said he moved because trolls wouldn’t stop taking his lunch whenever he crossed a bridge that led to his school

Regarding the world being a tree, just watching this I got a thought that technically, one could organize all the objects in the universe(stars, planets, asteroids and the like) into a graph(the mathematical/CS structure), and depending on which factor you decide to make edges between vertices, say by distance or otherwise, you can eventually prune said graph to get a tree(a graph without cycles/loops), and even if you get multiple graphs, you can get a forest then, so this large guy has some big brain stuff going on 🤣 Sorry if that idea got out of hand, it fits the plot here tho I guess

Well we don’t have gnomes in Romania but the Vampires can be very annoying. Don’t let them bite you… it’s really not as sexy as you think.

Even with all of this tragic stuff definitely specific to Sweden, there is still their flag going for them. Maybe the only big plus.

One of your videos appears in my recommended at most once a year and every time I think vaguely remember you until I click on your profile

I remember the first time I encountered the gnomes, harassed me about something in the style of "if you pick the flugsvamp you die, because we'll eat you" or something like that

I was expecting you to complain about something stupid like food or history. But turns out I was wrong and I agree with you on this.

Ugh I took1 trip once and we had to take a stop in sweden. Worst 6 days of my life. I ate some random mushrooms like I do at home and I was stuck there for like 70 years. And when I finally got back I was in a hospital and they had to keep me there because I had eaten a “deadly amount of poisonous fungi” but I think they were just jealous of my mushrooms cuz that’s all they’d ask me about after I got back. Such a pain

i completely agree with all your points I would also add that there is a large amount of gnome houses where they stab people and kidnap them

Yeah those mushrooms got me flying and shit