Captain driving his new boat into the rocks at Boca... $200K!😮 First mate finishing his beer after safely abandoning the jettied water craft... Priceless!😅

The guy finishing the crushed beer can at the end was icing on the cake 😂

@hovermirage

8 ай бұрын

he was like fk this...i shit my pants, has no idea how to drive a boat...he still tried to act cool and calm...im just gonna park it here and let the waves crush it up

@amariebeaubien

7 ай бұрын

pure 100% florida man

@bigdog1150

Ай бұрын

He doesn't look like he leaves much beer behind.

@milojanis4901

28 күн бұрын

Another way to tell alcohol and inexperienced boaters are not a good combo. Drydocked a 1 day old boat!!!😂😂😂😂-

#1 deserves its top spot. Those poor people were so clueless that they didn't even look properly scared. I hope that guy didn't go buy an airplane next. Extra points for the guy that finishes his beer before walking away.

@boostedplatinum2637

9 ай бұрын

Just don't understand why captains would let all his passengers to the front of the boat. Anyone with half a brain would had required everyone to the rear of the boat to keep the nose up. He would have sunk a lesser boat. Just wow

#2 Literally adds insult to injury! Slam em to the deck then drench em with salt water! Gotta love that Salt Life!😅

You abandoned a boat that fast, it probably doesn't belong to you.

#3. It's not just a stuffing. It's a change your shorts inlet departure. Well done, BG!

That last guy had no idea what a boat is or how to handle it. A true novice in trouble.🙃

Wow that last one real Dum Dums there.

#1. Novice captain and crew in such a dangerous setting.

#1, all other captains at least seemed to know what they were doing, even if making really dumb choices. #1 had no clue and was willing to kill everyone to prove it.

@UmmmmmmmWhat

10 ай бұрын

#1 would've been better off at least renting a boat for the day before just going out and buying one and heading for Boca with zero experience on the ocean. 😂

@maxhugen

10 ай бұрын

But but but..... he saved his beer. 🤣

@nicoleatwell7839

8 ай бұрын

I'm new to boating..so asking for advice. What should 1# have done to make it out

@nicklombardo8944

8 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@nicoleatwell7839recognizing danger and avoiding it. Self awareness.

@Kapnwill

6 ай бұрын

@@nicoleatwell7839he should not have attempted to go in the first place. Stay in the Intracoastal where it’s calmer and safer. Save the ocean for a calm day and work up. However, to directly answer your question, once you’re inbound or outbound in an inlet, you must commit and complete the bar crossing. Don’t ever turn around in an inlet because the ocean will snatch you up. Best advice ever when I started my sea going days, don’t ever BS the ocean. She doesn’t listen.

#4 for the full submarine/deck wash

Originally because of the massive amount of water #5 took I wanted to vote that but now #1 has my vote because of caps ignorance. Not only did he endanger himself and crew, there was no regard for others on the water and that could have gone morbidly bad. #1 vote all the way.

We ALL know that dude who put his boat on the jetty rocks and left it will be 2023 #1 in December.

#2. Was the best soaker loved it

#3 For Sure!! Handles it Very Well 😊

#1 The driver of the boat had absolutely no idea even how to drive it and still didn’t even after he put it on the rocks. Seeing him wrench the wheel around this way and that, oversteering with total confusion on his face, you absolutely knew he had no idea what he was doing.

It never ceases to amaze me that they let anyone run a boat, whether they know anything about it or not.

#1 rocked hard

Thanks for sharing thrilling video and useful detailed information congratulations 👌

#1 deserves to be #1, they got very lucky

#1 They never had a chance. They were in trouble from the start.

#2 - You would think these captains would tell the guests to go sit at the stern until they get through the inlet then move back up to the bow.

#3 gets my vote. I thought for sure he was going to stuff the stern when the boat was coming back down. But they made it though.

#3 should be runner up for vertical terror.😮😮

Gotta go with #3.. just plain whoa baby!!!!

The last one salvage the boat was a cheaper plan then a dui lol

@JFunk717

9 ай бұрын

I wish I was there to make him an offer!!

Best was cold beer sucking down the rest of it on #1 at the end.

These inlets make nice waves but try being on a 100' oil field supply vessel 150 miles offshore in February. Those inlets will look like child's play.

Wow !!

I'm goin with---#3 😊 awesome

#2 The ride of those ladies Suenos for sure. Their backs are destroyed.

#1 That guy just had to finish his drink...

I am a land lubber having sailed across the Atlantic (both ways) on the QE1 with the return in heavy weather, sail boat race with final leg in heavy weather, cruise to Puerto Rico on a cruise ship that lost an engine then got in rough seas on return to US. Watched so many other "submarine" videos of boats in near trouble with no life jackets (On the QE1 the originating port emergency drill was not taken as a LAUGHING MATTER by the crew). I vote for #1 as that could have been the deaths of a few people if that boat had rolled on the rocks. This was a really great video only tied with a famous video on the Lake of the Ozarks where the captain is on and off the power into a wake that hurls everyone forward.

At 5:32… those rocks are very resilient 😂😂😜

LOL guy drinking the Corona at the end of the video. I hope his triplets are ok.

Last one is def #1

The stuffings are great but my vote goes to #3 🏴‍☠️ the guys on the rocks had no business being out there 😂

Those guys in that Striper had no chance. Or clue. I have a 29’ striper seaswhirl and I get nervous when Lake Erie has some chip haha.

#4 the guy in the bow other than getting drenched seemed fine but the other guy got blown almost off the stern from where he was standing

Tie for me. I mean in number 2 the ladies almost drowned INSIDE the boat but number 1 just noping on their boat after HOURS of ownership. At least they got to avoid the boat ramp 😅

Wife and I pick 1 because it's too obvious, but I feel 2 was pretty epic for one reason - the women were oblivious to the perils of bow riding in rough water. They weren't even dressed for the "occasion", and the skipper should have known better. My wife picked 3 for her second because vertical cleanses the colon.

@vicb.2708

10 ай бұрын

That 3rd one...that's the one...and it was a fresh beer I just put to my mouth. You owe me! ;-P

@richstiner7404

10 ай бұрын

@@vicb.2708 Sorry about the beer spray on the screen.

Damn hard lesson

Curious...when you see the big cargo ships off in the distance (Like at around 4:15), how far offshore are they? Always hard to tell how much zoom we're at.

@thisisbeyondajoke6748

10 ай бұрын

Water,It's flat -----

@TylerEaves

10 ай бұрын

@@thisisbeyondajoke6748 It actually isn't. The curvature of the earth is absolutely visible when looking at large ships in the distance in person - the bottom part of the hull disappears as it gets further and further away, until you can only see the masts. There just isn't nearly enough perspective from a half second glimpse in a video.

@thisisbeyondajoke6748

10 ай бұрын

@@TylerEaves ummmmm OK 👍

@vicb.2708

10 ай бұрын

@@thisisbeyondajoke6748 Nah, it ain't.

They are crazy

#2 Love the ladies taking a bath.

#1 hands down but all were entertaining

Some people have strange ideas about luxury. And fun.

Its number one, all day.,..

#4 the epic stuffing

Smart as buying a helicopter and just teaching your self to fly it

1 is the best one

Are we just going to ignore the guy setting the hook @ 0:03 mark? FISH ON!! 🤣🤣🤣

@BurchellAtTheWharf

10 ай бұрын

0:05 that should be a shout out to the best day of the year right here 🍻😎

Number 1 was well selected... And my vote

#1!!!!!

Number #1

Number 3

How good was old mate at the end finishing his Corona haha

Nr.3 ”And…we have a lift of… we have a lift off!"

number 3 !

#3 and they were lucky they did not fall out of the boat. You should film more at Jupiter Inlet.

I guess that means crew #1 can return the U-Haul truck earlier than they planned.

The ride that would have scared me the most was my pic #3

#1 It didnt faze the beer drinker though. He chugged a beer on the jetty when he got off the boat!

#1 hands down.

#2 shows just how serious that inlet is .53 footer getting bow dunked is some hard water. Everyone aboard should be PFD vested up and seated in the mid to aft seats. A few vessels should have stayed inside this day . #1 was avoidable and a very expensive lesson .

Number one looks like he's never driven a boat. Driving it like a car and expecting it to behave the same way.

#1 watching Florida man party on the rocks totally made my day, what a load of chimps ya guys got down there.

That last one hahahaaa wtf!! NFI those clowns.

1 & 4 favs

One!

#3 I think the scariest ride!

#3 was pretty scary. That'll get my vote

Dang dude i really like them all but i think im gonna have to go with 4

#4 that guy was very lucky!! 😂

#3 for the attempted rocket launch! 🚀🚀🚀

I love the baths these poor folk received 😂😂

#1 because of how lucky they were.

#1, definitely. fat boy never dropping his beer, crushing the can, and finishing it off when he's safely on the rocks. That's dedication.

@sailincat2822

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, the iron grip on his beer can showed dedication to his priorities. Maybe he was worried about littering if he let go of it.

Extreme sport

# 3 standing straight up is definitely change your underwear time 👍

The common denominator for all the dunkers is the top surface of the bow tips down toward the water, which is fine for calm lakes but...

@sailincat2822

5 ай бұрын

Re: "...the top surface of the bow tips down toward the water,..." I think that's called 'reverse shear' and is to my eye stupid, ugly, and on a bow rider, an open invitation to the bow-burying screw-ups shown here.

@mikyl-fo8rh

5 ай бұрын

@@sailincat2822 I reckon reverse shear saves the manufacturer money as it is simply less boat to build.

I just wonder how many crew members were holding their phones before getting drenched

Someone help me understand here....is this the first time many of these people have traveled these waters? Did the captions warn people what would happen if they all sat in the bow? I just don't get it but makes for great videos!

Number 1takes the cake!! Crash it then abandoned it on the rocks??? 😜😜😜

I believe the Invincible captain was trying to stuff the bow to soak his boys

#1 but #2 was a close 2cd place, I loved seeing them get tossed around and I’m hoping the captain warned them?

i would love to know what the EPA did to the owners that abandoned their new boat?

I wish i had friends with boats, friends really

1 all the way the last one was the craziest... ant then 3 those are the life threatingest i think

#3 no excuses there

#1 with #3 a close follower

#5: Just because it’s a bowrider doesn’t mean you have to put 7 people in the bow. Nobody should be forward. “Let’s make the boat bow-heavy in 6’ waves!” This applies to all the others too.

Hey Gilligan!

Could you post a video as to the correct technique of getting in and out of Haulover ?

So funny

1 all the way

#1

#1 OMG! newbees!!!

Hmm. 1 is bad because of ignorance, but 2 is my vote because the cap has no excuse.

#1 wins for sheer stupidity, and not just the piloting error... Standing on the rocks beside the boat he decides that finishing his beer is more important than keeping his legs because a good wave could have easily thrown the boat onto him.

@JFunk717

9 ай бұрын

Obviously, they don’t know even a small percentage of the danger they are surrounded by. It’s clear from start to finish.