“Yo bro mind massaging me?, it’s for hiccups” “Sure, Where tho?” “…”

@lincolneiswald7181

7 ай бұрын

😂😂

@montgomeryfortenberry

7 ай бұрын

That's my ass bro stop

@M3Lplaysviolintoo

6 ай бұрын

I can't tell you or you wont do it 😢

@UniqueinABadWay

5 ай бұрын

“Yeah bro I ain’t doing that💀”

@johanaeyzaguirre2329

4 ай бұрын

"ok" 💀

Dr Mike: “please, just take a spoon of sugar when you have hiccups” 😭

@Jssielikestodraw

7 ай бұрын

Tru

@14KittieKat

7 ай бұрын

If your a woman you'll have vague tone tho woth this method 🎉

@cybersiku6846

7 ай бұрын

But what Bella said is more fun 😁

@ssshineply4620

7 ай бұрын

​@@cybersiku6846damnn😭

@RyleighScudder

7 ай бұрын

@@cybersiku6846sir????

“Palm of your hand is the tastiest.” *me slowly turning towards my friend as they back away*

@Ansley_Stars

3 ай бұрын

I would if I had friends 😂😅😢😔

@twenty_five_pilots_keons

2 ай бұрын

Cutely bites their palm

@eviedart4585

Ай бұрын

Can confirm that's correct

“Honey grab the kids, we’re getting *out* of New York!”

@0-0S-S

4 ай бұрын

💀

@silver_slayyyy1921

3 ай бұрын

I'm in ny right now🤭 I might get bitten!😊😍🥰✨️❤️✌️

@OpenTanyao

Ай бұрын

For a moment I thought this said "pack the kids" 😂

“Palm of your hand is the tastiest.” Me whenever my palm is itchy: *scratching with my top row of teeth*

@Lord_Freiza

5 ай бұрын

Bro why does just reading this comment make me need to do it

@TARISLAYS

5 ай бұрын

Oh that explains it

@Abbu146

5 ай бұрын

Me getting hiccups on my period 💀💀💀

@sydneyschannel4789

5 ай бұрын

@@meowmeowsmew I always lick my palm for no reason, and it does taste good tbh

@W4LM4RT.B4G_YT

5 ай бұрын

​@@sydneyschannel4789 thats not hygienic💀💀💀💀

I think we all had capgrass syndrome when we were like 6 💀

@PRXtoast

7 ай бұрын

Ong😭🗣️

@anderstermansen130

7 ай бұрын

Skull emoji💀

@Alpaska

7 ай бұрын

I was actually 10 but yes. 😭 It was cause my parents didn’t treat me how they did when I was 3 so I thought it was suspicious 🧐

@stacysdad7

7 ай бұрын

Laugh emoji 😄

@saphiraslaven1007

7 ай бұрын

i might have a variation of it… i’m always paranoid that my animals have been replaced by robots and are spying on me💀💀

I cant hear Capgras without thinking Will wood

@jasmine31507

3 ай бұрын

Same

@Sp00ky.Gh0st55

3 ай бұрын

Real

@bottle-official-band

3 ай бұрын

Same lmao

@Aiden.they-he

3 ай бұрын

Same

@MrCapgrass12

2 ай бұрын

real

Nah, Capgras is the guy who encountered a secondhand vanity and immediately started writing a banger song

@WhatTheKel33

4 ай бұрын

Real

@-STRIXCAT

4 ай бұрын

I'm glad both our brains went to the same thing 😂

@13_kk

4 ай бұрын

real

@BeanGodGoober

3 ай бұрын

William treeskin

@scamlikely5626

3 ай бұрын

Wait what song is this referencing, is it will wood or someone else?

"your honor I was just curing her hiccups"

@jacoborivas4584

7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@silverandgold260

7 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@jacemccarrel

7 ай бұрын

😂

@user-eu2kn1xo2t

7 ай бұрын

case closed. can ya cure mine?

@Dragons_444_You

7 ай бұрын

Im eating an apple…… I am DTILL CHOKING ON IT

*gets the hiccups* “Babe!”

@SooyoungMin-gq2ng

7 ай бұрын

yooooo 😏

I had a uncle with capgras syndrome, he always encountered secondhand vanities

@poisonedbasin89

4 ай бұрын

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT!!!!

@BobRossCat

4 ай бұрын

@@poisonedbasin89 HELLO FELLOW MENTALLY DERANGED PERSON!!!!

@BeanGodGoober

3 ай бұрын

WAS HE TRYING TO REPLASE HIMSELF?

@BobRossCat

3 ай бұрын

@@BeanGodGoober He was!!!!!

@BeanGodGoober

3 ай бұрын

@@BobRossCat oh, he must have been carving out a fact from the reckoning

"ughh, I've got hiccups, how do I get rid of them?" "It might seem crazy what I'm bouta say..." 💀💀

Well duh, there’s no sharks in New York.

@gsherk6978

6 ай бұрын

😂😂

@Paxton_-_

6 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😭😭

@SimplyTrulyNothing

5 ай бұрын

Not yet

@Betsyisadogwaitreally

5 ай бұрын

Fr… wait… ​@@SimplyTrulyNothing WHAT?

@Equestrian_girl_4lifer

5 ай бұрын

💀

“You’re more likely to be bitten by a person in New York than a shark” As a New Yorker, I can confirm this is true

Mr Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia Paradoilia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus)

@jasmine31507

3 ай бұрын

Real

@BeanGodGoober

3 ай бұрын

Dude please stop trying to replase yourself

@Not-Bee

Ай бұрын

He’s trying to replace himself!!

As a cannibal I can confirm we love us some palms.

@toothlessthekitty1697

7 ай бұрын

Should I be scared

@satelliteimagerymusic

7 ай бұрын

@@toothlessthekitty1697yes. tonight, we dine.

@UrixMusic

7 ай бұрын

Is that was palm oil is

@Mk_-wd7rg

7 ай бұрын

Jojo reference?

@GhostDog56

7 ай бұрын

Ya I can confirm this guys ❤

“babe, i have the hiccups again” “AGAIN???” “well, * hic * you know what to do..” “…...okay😞”

@Lila-mz9xc

7 ай бұрын

😭

@MONSTERKILLERMFLEXJR

6 ай бұрын

"Ughhh"

@ImHeiHaa

20 күн бұрын

Honestly she’d probably be happy to do it

Mr capgras encounters a second hand vanity: tulpamancers prospagnosia/paradoilia (as direct result of trauma to the fusiform gyrus) by will wood and the tapeworms reference no wayyyyy

@BobRossCat

4 ай бұрын

I think he replaced himself 💔

@Not-Bee

Ай бұрын

You’re trying to replace yourself. 😨😨

Capgrass is an interesting one. It’s when you have damaged parts of your brain connecting things like facial recognition (temporal lobe) and emotion (amygdala). There’s a case study out there of a guy who developed Capgrass as a result of a motorcycle accident. Essentially when he saw loved ones like his mother, he wouldn’t have any emotional response at all, almost as if she was a stranger. They measured this through sweat response in his palms. Funny thing is, it only affected him visually, so when he heard her voice like over the phone for example, he felt just fine.

Bella just summoned a whole fandom in less than one second

@trademarkt

7 ай бұрын

@@WolfieWolf-pk7uqwill wood has a song about capgras syndrome :)

@somethingsweetapeachtree2552

7 ай бұрын

I fuckiJMG LOVE WILL WOOD

@rivroyerr

7 ай бұрын

WILLIAM WOODIAM

@sketch-x4412

7 ай бұрын

Glad I’m not the only one thinking this lol

@oklennon

7 ай бұрын

HI WILL WOOD FANS

The fact that Bella spends their time painstakingly digging up these horrors proves how much care goes into these videos ☺️

@danielbrown7796

7 ай бұрын

Ita not that hard to come up with stupid shit for dumb people for you to believe 😂 half the "fact" she puts out are fake but you do you buddy

@anderstermansen130

7 ай бұрын

Spends her* time.

@Itz._.rei.

7 ай бұрын

@@anderstermansen130I’m pretty sure Jayus goes by they/them pronouns (somebody pls correct me if I’m wrong)

@Hushmychild

7 ай бұрын

@@anderstermansen130it really doesn't matter bro 💀

@anderstermansen130

7 ай бұрын

​@@Itz._.rei.but she is a female so we call her for she/her. I dont see the other people she also is. She looks like one human to me.

'Liks my friends hand' "Huh. Its true."

Me: hey i got hiccups Homie:...

as a new yorker, i can confirm i have been bit by a stranger before 💀💀💀 THESE REPLIEs 😭😭

@mateuszbaszczyk1430

7 ай бұрын

as someone who has visited New York, I have bitten several strangers there

@LeopoldWinsley-qw2yl

7 ай бұрын

as someone who has never been to new york, I have one more reason to not visit.

@lailah4982

7 ай бұрын

as a (recently) ex new yorker, i can confirm that’s why i left

@certainly_cupid

7 ай бұрын

@@lailah4982 im leaving in a week💀

@user-mb5yt8cm3g

7 ай бұрын

Did they like the palm of the hand?

As a person from New York I can confirm we bite people more than sharks do

@BallsItchRealBad

7 ай бұрын

Yeah but who bites sharks

@msia7201

7 ай бұрын

Seconded. Sharks need prompting; I, however, do not.

@Ejemplo-lz8ql

7 ай бұрын

You got it wrong. In New York, humans are more likely to be bit by other humans than being bitten by sharks

@Mega-rw8mt

7 ай бұрын

they're well aware, they were just making a joke@@Ejemplo-lz8ql

@violet_stargleamdraws

7 ай бұрын

@@Ejemplo-lz8ql i think that’s what i wrote but I’ll change it to make it more understandable lol

When i watched Coraline in third grade, i was so scared that I thought that my family had been replaced by button-eyed people

I wanna be a cannibal but without the illegal part 😭

@rebeccaclarke2166

2 ай бұрын

Depends on where you live. It's not illegal to eat human in the US, but it is illegal to buy, sell, and possess it.

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE BAB-"

@havocbloom

7 ай бұрын

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME, YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME, YOU BETTER PRAY THAT I DIEEEEEE

@jarster1

7 ай бұрын

your trying to replace yourself

@kevanthekevan

7 ай бұрын

you’retryingtoreplaceyourselfyou’retryingtoreplaceyourselfyou’retryingtoreplaceyourselfyou’retryingtoreplaceyourselfyou’retryingtoreplaceyourselfyou’retryingtoreplaceyourself

@bluerazberrie

7 ай бұрын

carving out a fact from a reckoning! beckoning your back, skin sagging off its skeleton! levitating off the ground, is another man wearing your face!!

@havocbloom

7 ай бұрын

@@bluerazberrie All the other false identities Remedies or enemies to mitigate your memories Shuddered at what they found When they stripped away the grace!

“Sleep is just that important” *realizes it’s 3 am* well shit

@NoNo-dw8ph

5 ай бұрын

I just realized it was 5:13 a.m.

@Sock-_-man

5 ай бұрын

It's 5:51 for me Im tired af :D

@maxlivert1745

5 ай бұрын

3:19

@mercurycures8204

5 ай бұрын

3:49 and I got shit to do…

@Hi-cb1xi

5 ай бұрын

1:09am 😭

“Sleep is just that important” *realizes I haven’t slept for 8 days and I’ve only been watching anime and scrolling thru YT shorts* Well sh¡t

@user-mo1iq7jl6z

2 ай бұрын

Mam if you had ZERO sleep for eight days straight then you would be hallucinating rn are you ok??

I agree with the cannibalism part, I’ve licked my hands a lot and they tasted amazing!

"Babe, I need you to peg me." "...You WHAT!?" "*Hic* I NEED YOU TO *Hic* PEG ME" 😂

“You’re more likely to be bitten by a person in New York than you are a shark” Honestly checks out 💀

I agree sleep is so important and there are a lot of people who dont get enough sleep.

These were all so depressing. I need some help with my hiccups.

@SomeTerrariaEnjoyer

7 ай бұрын

😨

@N-0013

7 ай бұрын

I can help you with that *wink*

@SpiderSplash_

7 ай бұрын

Well, drinking something while having my head upside-down works for me

@Cami_With_A_Pencil

7 ай бұрын

​@N-0013 the wink felt agressive ( ﾟAﾟ )(　｀Å´)

@pixelzebra8440

7 ай бұрын

I read this and scrolled away but I came back and I was like HOL’ UP-

No wonder why I haven't gotten to hiccups in years.

@FreddyFazbearYo

7 ай бұрын

🤨🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸

@realdoglover64209

7 ай бұрын

Ayo what

@empath8110

7 ай бұрын

Omg me too and now I know why 😮

@user-nv4tz9jl2g

7 ай бұрын

WHA- 😳😳😎😳

@WHAT_THE_FUCK_IS_A_KILOMETER69

6 ай бұрын

​@@FreddyFazbearYo why ya takin pictures? 🤨

Capgras? Ah yes, Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus).

@Catpuke14

2 ай бұрын

YES

@NicoAnIdiot

Ай бұрын

​@@Catpuke14 YEAAAH

That Logic shirt is perfect

@Aqua_Gacha16

4 ай бұрын

Glad im not the only one who noticed their shirt

"Cannibals have reported that the tastiest part of the human...is the palm of the hand" Me: *attempts to eat my hand*

@astrobhais

4 ай бұрын

Brain twinning

@depressedanarchist

4 ай бұрын

It's probably the tastiest because it's been properly tenderized...

@justxaine.3544

3 ай бұрын

Clapping would just be tenderizing.. Also its just smacking yourself because you like something

@Skat_er

3 ай бұрын

Why did I do that tho, I’m just on my bed and go **nom**

Some might argue that cure for hiccups is an absolute fun fact

@pixelzebra8440

7 ай бұрын

🤨

@_star.15

7 ай бұрын

Did you test it…?

@levitravis9225

7 ай бұрын

Definitely a guys night must

@Misiveria

7 ай бұрын

@@_star.15doesn’t work

@_star.15

7 ай бұрын

@@Misiveria YOU KNOW? HOW TF U SURE?

Yeah whenever I talk to somebody I'm always like over analyzing them and making sure that they act the same as they did when I last talked to them, I honestly thought this was normal until recently😂

SO THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED "MR **CAPRAS** SECONDHAND ENCOUNTER"

will wood reference 😨

@jarster1

7 ай бұрын

will wood and the tapeworms!!!

Me, a will wood fan: Ah yes capgras’s delusion

@skullotonin

7 ай бұрын

YESY EYES YES YES YES YE SYE STHIS GUY GETS UT

@onceinaknifetime

7 ай бұрын

@@skullotonin GASP!! A FELLOW WILL WOOD ENJOYER!!

@esthermclin4150

7 ай бұрын

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

@onceinaknifetime

7 ай бұрын

@@esthermclin4150 YES

@jarster1

7 ай бұрын

WILL WOOD!!

The hiccups one would probably work because that would scare the hell out of me

I learned the day light savings thing when I was studying about caffeine for addiction awareness to substances for a project in physical education, which when daylight savings happens heart attacks increase and life expectancy can decrease from unhealthy sleeping habits or schedules that could develop… it’s like 5-6 am for me and I didn’t sleep… well happy new years!

actually thinking about the fact that you’re not a fish stops the hiccups most of the time

@pinkybunny

7 ай бұрын

:O

@Merilirem

7 ай бұрын

Its shocking how well this works.

@kittenessh5872

7 ай бұрын

:0

@quyereiii

7 ай бұрын

i think of 3 bald men i know. i think its placebo 🤷

@avocadopotato999

7 ай бұрын

:o

"you're trying to replace yourself you're trying to replace yourself..." 🎵 🎶

@jarster1

7 ай бұрын

FR!!!!! WILL!!

@bluerazberrie

7 ай бұрын

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING ABT

@voxelisdead

7 ай бұрын

‼️‼️

I always thought that believing my mom was a clone of herself was a stupid irrational thought… thanks for that one

jayus just convinced me to stop scrolling and go to sleep bc she reminded me that it’s gonna be daylight savings time

As someone who lives in New York and is deathly afraid of the ocean, I can confirm this is true.

New survival hack found: if ur dying of starvation on an island, EAT UR PALM

“a FLOOR CLEANER has more lemon juice than the lemonade we DRINK!!” *drinks the floor cleaner*

"theres a 99% chance this is the last time we ever cross paths" i wish it was, jayus. i wish it was.

Yesterday my friend had hiccups and he asked me a solution i said i didn't know and i will still say the same answer 🙃

@midnightrain3567

7 ай бұрын

Just hold pinky finger and wrist of one hand tightly and drink water in between 15 seconds do this even until hiccups stop after 30 seconds Trust me on this , mine stopped

@OhCeCelia

7 ай бұрын

I put water in my mouth, turn upside down, and swallow the water.. OR get a glass of ice water with a straw and plug your ears tightly as you drink the ice water. Either one works every time my family and I get hiccups.

@amberrichard8874

7 ай бұрын

I had hiccups at work today and my coworker told me to have a spoonful of peanut butter; it worked instantly

@-Foliage-

7 ай бұрын

remind urself ur not a fish

@-Foliage-

7 ай бұрын

even tho u actually r

WILL WOOD AND THE TAPEWORMS FANS WHERE ARE YOU I KNOW YOURE HERE

@skullotonin

7 ай бұрын

i actually went into SHOCK over the first one

@clover-il7tf

7 ай бұрын

HELLO AAAAA i am going through all the comments searching for will wood fans RAA

@Ruby_Lanchester

7 ай бұрын

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

@jarster1

7 ай бұрын

YEAYYYYY

@hairlessstyles

7 ай бұрын

will wood 🤭🤭🤭

This is the most disturbed facts video and I'm totally here for it

From hiccups I noticed just letting as much air out as you can could possibly work it does for me anyway

I only know what capgrass syndrome is because of will wood.

@jarster1

7 ай бұрын

mr wood

@kevanthekevan

7 ай бұрын

willyum wuud

@cephynight

7 ай бұрын

thats also why i know what cotard’s syndrome is

Quick! Fanfic right now with the best way to cure hiccups!!

@tikent-snulfwoer

7 ай бұрын

😭

@Arkxem

7 ай бұрын

WTF 😭😭😭

Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity?

I finally understand Mr Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity

@jarster1

7 ай бұрын

william wood reference????

@moosechild6681

7 ай бұрын

@@jarster1 Haha yes

@LuigiSquishyFisch

7 ай бұрын

William Wood

@bluerazberrie

7 ай бұрын

willy woody 😜😜

@Torrabelle

7 ай бұрын

William woodstock and the cestoda worms

i now have a sudden urge to get my hiccups cured

@NJKoIi

6 ай бұрын

me too

@LondonsWorldXo

6 ай бұрын

AYO

@WHAT_THE_FUCK_IS_A_KILOMETER69

6 ай бұрын

*pops into existence* Ya need spinach *fades out of existence*

@darthdrynn8057

6 ай бұрын

@@WHAT_THE_FUCK_IS_A_KILOMETER69 haha

@Ireallylikechocolate210

6 ай бұрын

@@NJKoIiayo

If you tell yourself you're not a fish it gets rid of hiccupd

Nah, I started following you not long after I left my abusive husband back in 2020. Unlike him you’re not going anywhere❤. God bless. Love your channel

*gets hiccups in public* Bella- “well, there’s actually a simple solution-”!!

That floor cleaner sounds really good right now 😉

@EtherealMimic

7 ай бұрын

can confirm it does take my lemon-y

@LeopoldWinsley-qw2yl

7 ай бұрын

@EtherealMimic was it good?

Me having capgrass syndrome: OH THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED.

@Trickytheclown4026

6 ай бұрын

Lol

@purpleglitch9768_official

6 ай бұрын

Don't worry. Actually, yeah, worry. I worried, and experienced my first heart attack at 14:D

@NotxbossThexbot

6 ай бұрын

​@@purpleglitch9768_officialsorry wut at 14???

@purpleglitch9768_official

6 ай бұрын

Yeah okay. Storytime. So, my friend, let's name him. . . Noah. So Noah and I were on Gmail Chat because we didn't have phones that could text/call, and he mentioned something about a code white on base. "I don't know if it's a drill or not." I don't live on base, but he does. So I ask, "Where on base?" after chatting "Don't die." Noah doesn't respond. Then the activity indicator goes orange for idle, then white for away. I start franctically searching the internet for something on a code white drill on base, and nothing comes up. So then I start to panic more and search more. I Gmail everyone else that I know, because I have their usernames, and my favorite friend, we'll call her Carina, she comes online and tries her best to comfort me. She constantly checks Discord, because I don't have it, but Noah does. FIVE HOURS AFTER HE WENT OFFLINE, he finally posts something ON DISCORD. He didn't even think to Gmail me. Carina shows me the screenshot of his message, and my heart rate starts to gradually slow. I checked my pulse like halfway through my first chat to Carina and it was thumping faster than I have ever felt before, then I listened to pulse rates, not being in a good state to count, and my heart rate matched the minor heart attack rate. This is a long story-

@purpleglitch9768_official

6 ай бұрын

Woohoo! Second longest comment I've ever posted!

new yorkers are just unhinged like that

My new pickup line is definitely "can you cure my hiccups"

As someone who has hiccups a lot I can confirm that works

@Anim3l0v3r21

7 ай бұрын

💀

@pixelzebra8440

7 ай бұрын

Wdym by that 🤨🤨🤨

@Ansley111

7 ай бұрын

⁠📸🫣

@Luzei_arts

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, you're welcome. If I wasn't there to help you last night you'd still be hiccuping

@giannapotuto

7 ай бұрын

@@Luzei_arts LMAO Thx i needed it

“hiccups” Excuse me, gotta use the bathroom

idk where it started but something a friend told me for hiccups that always works and has yet to fail me.. is to just remind myself I am not a fish. I haven't hiccuped more than once per time they start, because of this. idk the logic or why it works, but it does for me.

As a fellow New Yorkian, that is correct.

A friend said the best cure for hiccups was to say to yourself, "I'm not a fish". Worked 2/6 times 😅

@barbaramcdowell3973

7 ай бұрын

BURP. Works EVERYTIME😜💯💯🖖😎

@Hsbdhbbbbgarchaheloooppp

7 ай бұрын

Real specific calculations

@musicaltiger6576

7 ай бұрын

@hardeepgarcha2492 currently on 3/17

these didn't ruin my day, they ruined my life lol

Bro the first one is just the plot to fallout 4 ngl 😂😂

Anything with lemon juice in it is great for keeping out ants BTW. Something about citrus messes with their pheromones, so they not only won't be able to tell where previous ants found food, they will also actively avoid any area that's been freshly coated.

Ah.... The Brooklyn 99 explained that cannibal prison mate really well.

Guys shout out to Will Wood and the Tapeworms for inventing Capgras syndrome

@jarster1

7 ай бұрын

fr!!

@folded.pigeon9115

7 ай бұрын

I was searching for a Will wood comment

@bluerazberrie

7 ай бұрын

hes still trying to replace himself 😞

@THEEMasterOfPuppets

7 ай бұрын

real.

@denkithedhmislover

7 ай бұрын

Real

Onlyjayus: the tastiest part of the body is the palm! *Me, recalling all the times I’ve read a novel where the ml kisses the mcs palm 💀*

'The tastiest part of the human is the palm of the hand' As a person who used to bite chunks of skin/holes in my body for no apparent reason, i agree 98%

"The tastiest part of the human is the palm of the hand" i honestly agree with that

@thecleanerofvacuums2413

5 ай бұрын

🤨📸

@Trufflo_

5 ай бұрын

I agree! i keep chewing on my dead skin on my palm. It's so good and i can't stop

@Chiefjusticeoffontaine

5 ай бұрын

@@Trufflo_ that's sounds good for some reason

@Trufflo_

5 ай бұрын

yea you should try it@@Chiefjusticeoffontaine

@LuckyDaDuckyofDoom

5 ай бұрын

Thank goodness I’m not the only one who thinks that. It would be a waste of all the severed hands :>

not me biting my palm-

@anderstermansen130

7 ай бұрын

Then who is biting their palm?

@theunknowngay-zg3bb

7 ай бұрын

Wait-

@anderstermansen130

7 ай бұрын

​@@theunknowngay-zg3bbwait what?

@anderstermansen130

7 ай бұрын

Hallo, then who is biting their palm??

@richardburke4250

7 ай бұрын

@@anderstermansen130me

“You”re more likely to get bitten by a person in New York than a shark” bro I’m taking the shark

I cure my hiccups by holding my breath at repeating the word "pineapple" in my head over and over again.

easiest priceless hiccup remover: take a deep breath, don’t exhale for 10s, now do this 3x

@AnAntLol

7 ай бұрын

I heard you just bend over and drink some water.

@jesusorduna4798

7 ай бұрын

Sounds less fun

@austinboston609

7 ай бұрын

And then have 10 sips of water on the opposite side of your mouth that you usually do.

@happyfooble

7 ай бұрын

Or just repeatedly tell yourself 'I am not a fish'

@Halloweenissooofun

7 ай бұрын

@@jesusorduna4798😂😂

I am pretty sure the hiccups trope has been used in some fan fiction or trashy romance novel somewhere😂

@wrth82

7 ай бұрын

Yay oddly in alot of yaoi/boy love they be hiccuping (don't ask how I know)

You're right about the cannibal one.

THAT FIRST ONE! i I DEFINITELY was like that as a kid.

*lol i'm boutta drink said lemony floor cleaner cos this is wiiiild*

bro just summoned the entire will wood fandom lol

@djoctobeat5204

5 ай бұрын

I was scrolling and I heard “Capgras” and I immediately scrolled back up 😭

People in New York: 👁️🫦👁️ 🩸

As a cannibal I can confirm

Well that answers our childhood questions, pandas don't actually run panda express

“Your honour, I was only trying to cure her hiccups, I never knew she was twel-“

@Bengallyons

5 ай бұрын

@@smgaming71 didn’t ask, don’t care

@71-X_X-17

5 ай бұрын

@@smgaming71it kinda funny though

@depichedgehog1786

5 ай бұрын

​@@smgaming71Ok. Cry.

@GeminiEntropic

5 ай бұрын

@@smgaming71womp womp

@tyrantassassn9solo172

5 ай бұрын

This is actually really funny

The palm of the hand just hits different 😂😂

@SolzBW

4 ай бұрын

It’s does

@bibimariumlovely7987

4 ай бұрын

lmao

@The-EJ-Factor

4 ай бұрын

And the foot just kicks different

She’s right the palm is the tastiest!

"Ok Becky you know the drill" "o ok Mr rappist" (starts to sob)

The lemon one makes sense because it is probably a very concentrated form

@grasstoucher8503

5 ай бұрын

She's also being misleading by saying this is the case for most lemonades. The ingredient list for pledge includes lemon oil as a fragrance, but they don't use any lemon juice like what you would put in lemonade. The 'fun' fact that she's referring to here usually specifies country time brand lemonade, which actually doesn't contain any lemon juice. So people pointed out that since lemon pledge at least includes something that came from a lemon, it therefore had more lemon in it than country time 'lemonade'. But since pledge just uses lemon oil, and likely only a small amount for fragrance (among other ingredients also used for fragrance), any lemonade brand that uses any amount of actual lemon juice in its recipe has more lemon juice than lemon pledge. That opens the door to big brands like minute maid, Tropicana, Simply Lemonade, etc. They probably aren't 50% lemon juice like a homemade recipe would be, but it's still in there. Feel free to give me the nerd emoji I know it's coming

@viktorhardindyrvold4234

4 ай бұрын

​@@grasstoucher8503 I was thinking the "lemon juice" in the floor pledge probably consists of citric acid, which is found in lemons.