Be in a coma for 10 years, time passes when you’re sleeping, and you don’t have to endure the hardships of prison or feeling isolated. Thanks Kris, you’re compliments and vids make us all feel awesome!

@cp368productions2

Жыл бұрын

Actually people in Comas hear everything going on and can't interact with the people even though they try. So there is that prison like situation. But going to jail carries a stigma and can ruin your life forever, while being in a coma might make people sorry for mistreating you.

@dragonfang9462

Жыл бұрын

@@cp368productions2 I looked it up and it says the experience varies. It says they are alive but unconscious.

@unamcanultysilclir9670

Жыл бұрын

True dat :)

@iseeyou0829

Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say that too

@saoirselynch.3084

Жыл бұрын

Yeah.

i love her complients, never fails to make me smile and just so genuine.

@BeanieTheT1D

Жыл бұрын

Even though I know she can’t actually see me I always smile at the compliments:)

@elkatuber

Жыл бұрын

yes!

@Brodyjones193

Жыл бұрын

Soo true

@Dtr146

Жыл бұрын

I can't with the compliments I'm sorry. Maybe I just don't feel comfortable enough with myself to let somebody compliment me.

@NINGEN_DESU.

Жыл бұрын

Facts

I love how she's brutually honest

Chris is a hilarious KZreadr and I just found her channel and I wanna watch her every single day. Keep it up.

As a 17 year old boy, I am unashamed to say I watch Kris. She's entertaining and relatable, keep it up!

@Lyth-O-Morrowwind

Жыл бұрын

Dude ain't no shame in it. I'm sure most highschool males watch her

@chilli-iceolive-abode2447

Жыл бұрын

I was always told guilt and shame builds character 🥲

@superslappy1004

Жыл бұрын

good don't be ashamed

@scott8934

Жыл бұрын

Zero shame. The boys and I get back from a manly man’s weightlifting session, and put Kris on the TV while we make the post shake. Manliest of activities. All my homies like Kris

@naramalia7852

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry! (I'm 6 years younger)

Ok, Kris, I love you. Here's why : "You can walk with me, because you're looking fine today" I'm literally not able to use my wheelchair today because I'm feeling really bad and it hurts everywhere. For the same reason, I spent my day in a crop top + underwear instead of really dressing up. Knowing all this, how are you still able to making me feel good at the idea of taking a walk and socialise (even if it's with you) ? You're magical. I think I'm gonna download all your intros, and use them on my alarms to wake up happy. Oh and by the way, I'm sending a kiss to every person who'll see this ❤️

@justonealien5613

Жыл бұрын

@Riley Allen Aw ❤️

@justonealien5613

Жыл бұрын

@@happyandhealthy1869 Thank you ❤️ Well, I'm disabled and have chronic pain (between other things), and sometimes I have a few hard days, but I'll be better soon, it's only a matter of time (and patience) ^-^ It's a really kind message, thank you, you and @Riley Allen made my day in return ☺️❤️

@paulstephenson3172

Жыл бұрын

Omg you literally made me cry for like 30 minutes and realise how grateful I am! Sending great wishes! Xx

@DutchChick94

Жыл бұрын

I have a chronic pain disease and know what it's like to have hard days or bad days as I call them. I love your idea of downloading all her intro's to wake up to her amazing positive energy. I'm pretty sure you won't mind me stealing your idea and do that too ;) Sending you a kiss back and a big hug 🤗

@justonealien5613

Жыл бұрын

@@paulstephenson3172 Oh no, please don't cry about it ! I have a happy life you know, even if I have a lot of health problems ❤️ I have a loving family, I have the best caring friends in the world, cats that behave like I'm their mother and give me a lot of love, hugs and joy. I have the chance to live in a country where health care in general is pretty cheap, especially compared to the USA for example. I'm Belgian =3 All in all, I'm pretty lucky compared to others! So please don't cry, I'm happy, I have a great support system and even if sometimes it's really hard and I have really bad days, I tell myself that tomorrow will have a really good chance to be better! Love to everyone ❤️

Kris is the funniest KZreadr I know and its so nice how she compliments everyone

I got 8 points. I never knew I was so similar to kris. I love how you always compliment us at the start of every vid.💗

I would rather be in a coma for 10 years because then I could catch up on all the sleep I missed out on because I was staying up all night watching amazing content creators like yourself. I don’t regret watching you, I just regret not getting that sleep…

@FaithxxLuci

Жыл бұрын

Yessss the insomnia struggle

@justsomeonedw

Жыл бұрын

Haha same dude The insomniac dead sleep schedule

@duckcat7280

Жыл бұрын

Same

@irosencrantz882

Жыл бұрын

"Same," he said, while he guiltily drinks a cup of espresso at 1 o'clock in the A.M.; not unaware of its counterproductive guarantee that he'll be up until 3 or 4 A.M. because of it.

@-s-274

Жыл бұрын

sᴀᴍᴇ- ☻︎☺︎︎

🤣🤣 i never get scared by jump scares but 8:59 got me real good 👌👌

i just love how she comment's us everyday in the intro it's so sweet💖love your vid's kris!❤🧡💛💚💙💜

I rather be in jail for five years than be in a coma for 10 years because in jail while a bad things can still happen to you, being in a coma for 10 years would not only be hard for your family but also hard for you. Imagine waking up (that's assuming doctors didn't just pull the plug already) and you can't move your body properly because you haven't moved your body in 10 years. You are laying there confused as hell, and you have no idea why everyone around you is crying and screaming (because that will probably happen). That's if you even remember your loved ones at this point because in 10 years they probably changed drastically since the last time you saw them. So you are basically a vegetable with little to no recollection of anything, and you would feel like a bunch of strangers are taking care of you. You probably also can't eat normally because your stomach has shrunk so much that you can't physically eat much at all, if anything. Being in jail for 5 years isn't great but you will still have the physical strength you need to live a normal life, regular food daily, and you will still remember everyone and everything (more or less)

The "As Kris Reads Screens" thing gets me every time.

@miriamhozan9290

Жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD SAMEEEE

@rubieslife4718

Жыл бұрын

Me too lol

I would choose going to jail for 5 years. This might seem odd, but if in a coma for 10 years, imagine what the shock would be like when waking up. Not to mention, there is always the possibility that I ended up in prison falsely accused, making those 5 years bearable for me. Also, as learned in kindergarten, ten years is longer than five years. Knowing this, it is logical to say that friends and family would move on and continue living life in both cases, but five years would leave a less dramatic difference to live in and adapt to.

@zazethe6553

Жыл бұрын

I agree with your points completely. But you forget that after 5 years in prison, you have a criminal record and are discriminated against on the job market. You would also be in contact with the criminal subculture, and perhaps become a career criminal. Especially since your chances of getting a job are low, and crime pays good money and now available to you. This would completely change who you are, would impact your friends, the relationship with your family and more.

@KahlanUlquiorra

Жыл бұрын

I was going to say jail because of the costs. My friend is in a little debt from a couple months being in a coma, imagine 10 years! And I also know someone who's been to jail and can always find a job.

@merrykat9780

Жыл бұрын

coma = sleep sleep = timeskip

@blitzo4370

Жыл бұрын

Also you can still communicate with your friends and family while you’re in prison you I agree I would much rather be in prison. Another point is I would rather be physically contained allowing my mind to roam free rather than be trapped in my own head for 19 years.

@lenny9692

Жыл бұрын

I agree

Coma for sure (from my own experiences, you just feel like you're asleep in the most peaceful and quietest place ever), and I got 16 with the adding points quiz at the end.

I could easily say a coma bc half the time I don’t get enough sleep around here and I would love to chill in bed for ten years. Kris I love you videos I’ve gone through a lot here lately and you’re one of the only people that can make me smile. I love you Kris you’re an amazing person, and your so pretty.

Kris, you have quite literally saved my life, I don't know what I would have done if I had not found you or your videos. Your awareness of everything is so good. I love you and keep going on!

@TypicalSnek

Жыл бұрын

same

Kris is the only creator who I feel like is actually having a genuine conversation with

@gchats

Жыл бұрын

True

@BBtheBunni

Жыл бұрын

with what it cut off xD

@Elise_Quadrobics

Жыл бұрын

YEEESSS THAT IS SOOO TRUE!!!!

@moiranovak1804

Жыл бұрын

thats true

@kallmekris

Жыл бұрын

🥹❤️❤️❤️

She’s always so creative with the compliments, I wish my friends told me that stuff. The best compment I get from them is “your hair looks like s***”

omg the one with the kids and the seeds was the exact same story to a production I did at school🤣🤣

i feel like a lot of people underestimate what it actually means to be in a coma. it’s not just sleeping, you have to be intubated so they can feed you, catheter so you can use the restroom, someone has to clean you and change you, and since it is a long term thing you will most likely develop bed sores or pressure ulcers from laying on your back so long. not to mention the effects it will have on your body. most people are fully conscious while in a coma so they can hear and feel everything, so that takes a lot of mental strength to get through as well. i personally wouldn’t choose coma, i’d rather do jail for 5. you get to work out, study, and eat for free so you only have to worry about finding a good gang to help you survive without too many issues so i’d take my chances joining one. i’d come out stronger and smarter than i went in

@kristinlefeber190

Жыл бұрын

I could literally not agree more

@rexeno

Жыл бұрын

The ppl who choose coma are ppl who have never experienced sleep paralysis

@meganbryan9159

Жыл бұрын

I came here to say this! You would lose all your muscle strength laying there, like you said pressure wounds, changes, have a feeding tube, etc.

@Jesus_loves_you_rmbdreamz

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@_ts.1989

Жыл бұрын

Fr

Kris being appreciative of her fans and liking everyone's comments 😂😍 She is the best youtuber. She never fails to make me laugh. So relatable.

@VanessaTheWriter

Жыл бұрын

Yep, she is ❤️

@mistiv.5280

Жыл бұрын

SIMP ALERT

@EmilyLovesTea123

Жыл бұрын

@卐-Lakehuntist-卐wth is wrong with you?

@Fleurbunny

Жыл бұрын

@卐-Lakehuntist-卐 what the actual hell?! Go take your hateful ass elsewhere. You’re on the wrong channel.

@bellapoarchfanshort6672

Жыл бұрын

I would rather be in jail for 5 years so I can see my dad

Be in a coma since i don't wanna rot in a cell and listen to the screams of adults saying "I'M FRICKIN INNOCENT LET ME GO LET ME GOOOOOOO"

I would choose prison, because that way i think my family would be less sad because they have some way to communicate with me and it was something I probably deserved lol. But also because at least in prison you can grow and even become a better person by knowing the consequences for your actions, and people meet some other not exactly great people, but people you will remember and wish you were in contact with if you weren’t. If you were in a coma instead of being able to grow and learn, you’d wake being the same person, yet the world has almost moved around you. Coming out of a coma you’d most likely be depressed for all you have missed, but being in prison, you’d be happy to get out. Thats just my personal take on this question. Thanks KMK! You are such an amazing person who ik that we all love so much, and we hope you are doing well.

kris your such an inspiration - i cant even explain how entertaining you are and you match everyones energy so well

Kris, you're so beautiful and funny, but also so relatable, sometimes it's hard to believe you're even real. Your videos really brighten my days.

@emmaalise508

Жыл бұрын

Your nice 😊

@professorgodfrey6608

Жыл бұрын

Simpalert dude😂😂😂

@emmaalise508

Жыл бұрын

@@professorgodfrey6608 😂

@bingley_music

Жыл бұрын

@@professorgodfrey6608 thought the same thing. Mark be careful man.

10 years in a coma, cause the time in prison isn't long enough, I need an escape for a bit. XD

8 point regeneration too! And I think I'd choose jail for 5 years. They group inmates by behavior and such so I feel like my cell would be pretty chill. I couldn't bear missing 10 years of my life especially being unconscious. At least with jail I could still get visits with friends, I'd have to do community service (which I enjoy), and I have the potential of getting out early due to good behavior.

8:19 I do run away from my problems, but idgaf about bullies.

I got a score of 12 so I'd have the telepathy superpower which sounds great. Thanks for always making me laugh and brightening my day. I appreciate your compliments at the beginning of your videos. You always find a creative way to give them.

@Ghosts_of_tabor_hub

Жыл бұрын

i got 12

@Ghosts_of_tabor_hub

Жыл бұрын

@卐-Lakehuntist-卐 good 4 you

@imthegrinch7589

Жыл бұрын

I choose jail because a coma is awful and you have vivid lucid dreams that change your life forever. I.e., someone dreams they killed someone while in a coma and then believes they actually did. Also I got a score of 15❤

@Noin007

Жыл бұрын

BTW, a coma isn't like a nap. Speaking from experience. A 10 year coma would be hell both during and after. You're going to be rehabbing from a point go barely being able to lift your arms. You'll spend a year or longer just rebuilding your muscles to be able to function in life.

@Stick_and_stone

Жыл бұрын

Hey fellow telepathic

OMG KRIS I LOVE UR CHANNEL SO MUCH!!😄😄😄🫶🏻U SLAY ALL DAY🤜🏻

I would choose bein a coma for10 years. I chose that because if youre in a coma time passes so you wont have to deal with anything and it will feel like a couple minutes. It would also be crazy to wake up and see things that are basically the future for you! If you were in jail, it would feel much worse and probably would feel like ages before youre out. Plus, if you go to jail it usually means you did something bad so it might make you look bad. :D

I think I would rather be in jail for 5 years because it can give me a new perspective on how blessed I am and I could help other people in there. But in the coma I feel like I would just lose 10 years of my life. So I would chose jail for 5 years. Love the videos Kris, the complements really help. ❤

@plumdutchess

Жыл бұрын

Yep, my answer as well.

I'd rather be in a coma. -I'd loose wight. -I'd escape from the world even if for just 10 years. -I'm 14 so I'd be 24 then and that's totally alright with me. -It would be super interesting to see what all can change in just 10 years.

@johnhostetler2167

Жыл бұрын

Your muscles would completely atrophy and you probably would never be able to walk or move again you'd probably feel a vegetable for the rest of your life, people don't usually survive being in a coma for 10 years

@conniehenderson3608

Жыл бұрын

Hi my sisters are 1 year younger than you

@mitchris426

Жыл бұрын

I Got 12 😁

@s.bgaming6134

Жыл бұрын

you should look comas up they are a lot worse then you think most of the time you die in a few days also you'dprobably lose more weight in jail.

@user-hv2fq4up6w

Жыл бұрын

i would love to escape this hell

I know I'm a little late, but I would choice jail, because I just got out of prison (on a 5 year sentence) and I grew up alot. I learned alot of life lessons and I'm only 30 so I have time to put what I learned to action. I completed college, I took several self help courses, and I feel that if I did not have these experiences I would be un-alived by now. If I were in a coma I would not have changed or learned anything. Just my experience. Thanks Kris I love what you do. Keep up the good work.

I love your videos so much I choosed coma

Thank you, Kris for that video. You made my day and volume up my mood 🤗 like always

@Lexerrr69

2 ай бұрын

Hi

For prison coma question, I choose prison for 5 years. If I am in jail for 5 years, means I did not commit serious crime and am not in high security prison. Some lower security prisons give their "peaceful" inmates chance to learn a skill or a trade. So I get a "free" education, place to live, can catch up on books i wanted to read, exercise, and my loved ones can occasionally visit me. That beats out being in a hospital bed for 10 years where my loved ones have to go into debt caring for me. Just my opinion though As always, LOVE Kris' videos! :)

@cleuziclei

Жыл бұрын

not to mention that if you manage to live 10 years in a coma, when you wake up the muscle atrophy would be hell

@johnathancooper5753

Жыл бұрын

@@cleuziclei yeah, at least a year of physical therapy for that atrophy.

2:58 What are the situations? I would only choose prison if I were wrongly accused. We'd be ballin' with that monetary compensation. However, the amount may vary depending on countries or states. If it's a big case, you could sue. Haha. Being in a coma would be nice if it froze aging, but our bodies don’t do that. We could use technologies, but humanity is still far from that.

For the seed one, I picked the same girl, but I thought the reason would be that she had harvested whatever she grew which is why the put is empty I think what I’ve learned about myself and Kris is that we are quick in our ability to examine the facts presented and determine the best answer in the given circumstance.

i love her complients, never fails to make me smile and just so genuine and it makes me happy love ya kris

Whenever Kris compliments her fans it makes their day for sure optimism is key 😋

@donnaperry8481

Жыл бұрын

U aint wrong

@donnaperry8481

Жыл бұрын

Billy's wife

@Stick_and_stone

Жыл бұрын

Don't speak for others

10 years in coma, because I could just pretend to still be in coma after waking up, and when someone walks in, I would just jump out of bed while yelling "I'm alive, bitches!!!"

Be in a coma for 10 years, so i don't have to interact with anyone and instead be in my coma dream about bread. Im to introverted to be in jail for even 1 day💀

5:45 what if the kids scared of elevators

@tinamarie9136

Жыл бұрын

Yea when I was a kid I was scared of the elevator so my mom had to hold my hand

@Thankyouforexisting93

Жыл бұрын

@@tinamarie9136 same

“kris reads screens” - i would choose coma for 10 years. not only will you go through it really quickly, but it would be like time traveling through time(even when your not). still super cool to see what has changed. p.s kris thank you for always making us smile and laugh through our days, means a lot to me because you always know how to make my day so much better! :) much love!

@naomianderson-ivy9348

Жыл бұрын

Omg that's so true

@elinobrideau907

Жыл бұрын

Coma and for one reason COVID-19

@catrinashepherd8800

Жыл бұрын

So true

@hannahs2952

Жыл бұрын

Wow I didn’t realize that thank you 😊

@HunterOnVrFs

Жыл бұрын

True

Dude wtf with the superpower one! I’m a super introvert, but I scored 14! Socializing requires that I wear a mask of confidence, or at least a lack of social anxiety (which is totally happening) that is internally awkward. I am not sociable!

Awesome video Kris and Jay 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

I love that Kris compliments us every episode!! Love ya, girl! 🐸❤️

I got an 8. Kris and Jay make a great team in the video making process. I like to see Jay pop his face in every now and then. Props to Jay 🙌🏻🙌🏻 and hugs to Kris 🤗

@JenayWhoQuit

Жыл бұрын

I agree, Jay deserves credit as well as Kris

0:14 every New Yorker "iM WAlkIn' 'Ere

Be in a coma for 10 years, time passes when you’re sleeping

I love Kris she compliments us EVERYDAY and her content is just AMAZING thank you Kris for making my day I appreciate you 😊

@Happy_Bubbly2010

Жыл бұрын

Same

I'd have to go for 5 years in prison. Just imagine the amount of Marvel films and shows I'd have to catch up on after 10 years! Keep it short and catch up quickly XD This is what i love about Kris, she's funny, entertaining and she asks the important questions!

@CursedSigma

Жыл бұрын

plus its prison, i bet they have movie nights and shit. i mean you can have internet access in some prisons, limited but still.

@coffeeking3191

Жыл бұрын

Uhhhh wtf is wrong with u all if u in a coma for years it would feel instant i don’t want to have to deal with five years of prison

@heatherengland1042

Жыл бұрын

But if your in a comma for 10 years then there would be more marvel movies to catch up on and it would be less likely for you to see spoilers. Think of the binge watching opportunities!

@gachatv1218

Жыл бұрын

10 yrs in a coma for sure like after waking up soooo many movie options plus a new start in life

@Frixacz

Жыл бұрын

But don’t they take your phone when you’re in jail? 🤨

I would choose the prison as you get 3 square meals, get to exersise and if you are in a coma the hospital bill is gonna be through the roof

I got Telepathy and all those things are true!😂😂😂Love your videos soooo much!!

Thank you Kris for always making my day better and stop me from feeling sh!t and thank you for always making me happy when my spirits need a little lift. Thank you for your compliments because I do indeed feel insecure and your words always made my day so much better. Thank you for everything you do to make us happy and feel better. I cannot thank you enough for that. You are truly an extraordinary gift for us. Life is such a treacherous journey and without you it would be even more tough (I'm sorry this is getting weird Imma stop now lmfao) . We love you otay😊💞

@Cats_are_cool_i_guess

Жыл бұрын

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Be in a coma for 10 years because you'll just wake up and it'll feel like no time has passed. Plus, jailtime isn't good for the resume. You also get to see who'll leave you and who'll stay with you. Love your content, keep being awesome.

@johnhostetler2167

Жыл бұрын

Most places don't even ask if you have criminal history

@SCP_THE_FOX

Жыл бұрын

@@johnhostetler2167 but there are still some that do and I wanna keep my options open

@SCP_THE_FOX

Жыл бұрын

@@s.bgaming6134 really? I had no idea. Thanks for letting me know ^^ I've never been in a coma, I've only had surgery.

@s.bgaming6134

Жыл бұрын

@@johnhostetler2167 i mean yeah but if the circumstance is just go to jail it will be on your record but for an unknown reason

@cpl.targrein1793

Жыл бұрын

10 years of muscle atrophy. You are so not walking after that.

My favorite KZreadr

Coma because you can hear what people say in a coma, just not see them or feel them near you, so you would able to see what people say about you behind your back

I scored a 9 on the final test and got regeneration too! I would prefer that super power over every other because it allows you to (physically) age slower, never get sick, and avoid any long lasting damage. This would make it easier to take risk that could help you accrue more knowledge, experience and wealth. I did pretty good on the rest of the questions except the 2 kidnapping test which (like you said), didn’t provide enough context. So when the answer was revealed didn’t make a lot of since to me.

Kris makes us all happy even just smiling 💓💓💓

@x._danieI_.x

Жыл бұрын

no

1) saving the dog (2) Father (3) A (your special question) I would be in a coma for 10 years bc then I get to take a super long nap and people wouldn’t hate me (4) the serial killer door (5) 3 (6) A (7) no clue (8) mom (9) mute (btw, dumb is another word for mute) (10) only person in the world (11) never eat pizza, I don’t like cheese (12) fire (13) purple (14) sight (15) 5th one (16) cat (17) exam (my superpower is) telepathy and my score was 10

the story with the king choosing a child which grows the largest plant as his heir is based on a common fairy tale

7:30 Riley be like: what about me

I got a twenty on the quiz and I honestly couldn't pick between being in a coma for ten years or going to jail for 5 years. Thank you so much for the compliments at the beginning of the video, you make me feel happy. Your videos are awesome!

@rubieslife4718

Жыл бұрын

ME TOO

@grahamswinamer9188

Жыл бұрын

no

@Kaz_itz

Жыл бұрын

I got a 20 too lol.

@Fire_Lily06

Жыл бұрын

I got 11 😢

@Unknowngirls10871

Жыл бұрын

yea!

Kris: would you rather be in jail for 5 years or a coma for 10 years me: I’d rather a coma because jail would be torture and in a coma you could wake up for technical a whole new life and I’d have all my friends and family there when I wake up from a coma so that’s my thoughts and Thansk for reading this

I love your cloths!!!! I just bought some i love your videos!!!!❤❤❤❤❤

2:18 greatest segment of all time 🤣

1:04 you can make another one of those💀💀💀

Omg Kris you make me feel so special

6:24 My thought was that her plant was big enough that it had outgrown the pot.

5 years in prison. I'd have 3 meals a day and still get to see my loved ones on visiting days. Also, after being in a single hospital room for almost 8 months, the rehab to rebuild my strength was bad enough. Imagine how bad it would be after 10 years! 😱

I love the fact that kris comploments us on every video, I really makes me smile and feel better. I love how she's always so postivie towards everyone

1:26 as someone whose fatherless, I see this as a win

I would be in a coma for 10 years. The first reason is time passes while you sleep. The second reason is, I wouldn’t survive a day in jail.😂

5:35 B is stepping on the kids foot-

@angelawhittaker1242

2 ай бұрын

I thought it looked more like the foot is behind the kid, maybe making sure the kid doesn't fall backwards or something.....

Lol Emotional Damage is my notification sound !! You and Celina are quite inspiring for me. I'm 50 now and have been dealing with PTSD and agoraphobia...Emotional trauma for 23yrs now. I'm sure it was longer than that but i wasn't completely incapacitated from it until i was 27. We would have quite the conversation together lol. Always enjoy your content and your shorts crack me up lol ❤️from Lethbridge AB Canada 🇨🇦

@BIBLE-a-s-m-r

Жыл бұрын

Forgive

@georgefolk3134

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@georgefolk3134

Жыл бұрын

I saw the I used emotional damage part and sent lol and then read the rest a apologize

@xxmoonlightxx5742

Жыл бұрын

pardon me but what is agoraphobia

@jessiejohnson6424

Жыл бұрын

@@xxmoonlightxx5742 it's kinda fear of the outside. Not wanting to leave your house. Not comfortable around strangers..... It'll be really difficult to even go get groceries...

I would choose coma because then you don’t have to get up- also love your vids your compliments make me feel so happy!!!

jail for 5 years, free living, free food, and you still know what's happening in the world

I literally love kris

Thank you for all you do Kris and Jay

"Would you rather save ur mother or ur daughter?" Me being 10:"bro do I look like I have a child-"💀

I would rather be in jail for 5 years because you can still live your life, even if it was in jail, whereas, if you where in a coma for 10 years, you don’t get to live your life, ten years go by, and your sleeping. Everybody’s worrying about you, and one of your loved ones might die while you’re in a coma.

You know todays gonna be good when kris uploads

@killthosedarlings_

Жыл бұрын

True

@Warshuk

Жыл бұрын

How many subs cans I get from this comment? Goal 3k.

@Scorpanishungry

Жыл бұрын

No it wont i start school tomorrow

@Whoismagi

Жыл бұрын

@RAYHANA VITY,,,,, 👇😍 bot

@valaer245macha

Жыл бұрын

Yup

Lemme guess half of the comments will be saying “can we just appreciate how Kris never fails to entertain us”

@Whoismagi

Жыл бұрын

@YоuTubе 🅥 bots lmaooooo

@ptsplzfriendme1210

Жыл бұрын

Bots?

@jennyanderson1172

Жыл бұрын

Can we just appreciate how kris never fails to entertain us

@mytearsricochett

Жыл бұрын

@@Whoismagi fr the bots are so annoying

@mytearsricochett

Жыл бұрын

@@ptsplzfriendme1210 probably

coma because you be chilling for 0 milliseconds and your awake in the future like 'the termanator would be my best friend'!

10-14 TELEPATHY :im not socialable, what so ever

As a 14yo boy, I am proud to watch KMK. She really considers her audience in every way, and she always makes me laugh

@lexie406

10 ай бұрын

Me too tbh amd i'm 14 too😮

@Rid_one1

9 ай бұрын

Ay me too 2008 or 2009 gang😉

@lexie406

9 ай бұрын

@@Rid_one1 im 2009 gang

@Rid_one1

9 ай бұрын

@@lexie406 then how are u 14 ohh I think I get it hold up let me rewrite my other comments real quick

@lexie406

9 ай бұрын

@@Rid_one1 oh ok so your 14 too and im from mauritius and you

kris you are really out here changing peoples lives just by being yourself, thank you so much for being the light that lots of us needed in our lives XOXO

Thumbnail answer: 100% dropping my phone. Jail man, I have a kid I wanna see grow! At least I know that I can still kind of see him from time to time.

jail, free food, free water, free death

Hi Kris!! For your question, here are the pros for both- if you were in a coma for ten years, i think it would be kinda cool to wake up later and ask what all has changed in the world. For prison, I’ve heard that jail isn’t actually that bad (NOT THAT I WANNA GO HAHA), meaning that you get food, maybe some friends, shelter, curfew, haha. and also it’s only 5 years compared to 10. I think I would choose jail.

Hi Kris, I am a 73 year old woman who totally enjoys your videos by the way. I would prefer to spend five years in jail because being a senior with health issues I am sure they would take excellent care of me. A warm bed, three meals a day, great health care and I could even further my education. And who knows, I may meet the love of my life or not lol. Oh Lord I think I would even get someone to clean my room not? I'm a Canadian like you Kris and I sometimes believe that our prison system is much easier to live with then our seniors care system. Just saying... ❤. As an aside, I got telepathy and therefore, looking into my future, I don't see me doing jail time...... Darrrrrn

@Coconutdeva

3 ай бұрын

Why are you watching a 20 year old girl?? And don’t say bc I like her videos 🤢

@user-mn4ol9zm9g

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@Coconutdevastfu dam you 7 months late like shut up and so what if she 73 you tube is for all ages

@ratrilla

2 ай бұрын

​@@Coconutdevay isn't she allowed to watch kris?

@ratrilla

2 ай бұрын

​@@Coconutdevay do u watch Kris, huh?

Be in a coma for five years and in that time learn the secrets of the universe and use that knowledge to build a time machine and get back the ten years it's *GENIUS*

I would want to be in a coma, because when you are in a coma you are not having to eat disgusting food, and sleep in uncomfortable beds, and be woken up at like2 am for a contraband check

I feel pure joy everytime Kris uploads a video

On the one hand, the atrophy and affect on my body after 10 years of coma would be terrible. On the other hand, I do not think I have the mental constitution for prison. I think in the end I would pick prison. Overall I'd 'lose' less time, and I could potentially work on some creative projects while there (I've always wanted to write a book). I fear the potential negative effects on my body from the coma more as well as the extra lost time.

@jansuke13

Жыл бұрын

Same

❤I got telepath and I got ten points so I’m sociable intelligent powerful and experienced❤

I got 12 as my score and the sociable,intelligent,powerful and expo fits me perfectly