This man is so humble. don't let him fool you. This is a full blown active duty green beret who is responsible for saving our country on numerous occasions. He found and returned my dog who was lost in Kazakhstan. I will always appreciate this hero.

@the_original_Bilb_Ono

10 ай бұрын

Your dog was lost in Kazakhstan? That really narrows it down.

@Qurisx

10 ай бұрын

@@the_original_Bilb_Ono Thats how good he is

@drivehard2395

10 ай бұрын

Stolen valor!!

@evankrause2304

10 ай бұрын

He’s best know for all the lives he saved and ended in Fallujah

@kaiwoessner6558

10 ай бұрын

@@drivehard2395what are you talking about, Tom’s segura military records were confirmed by both trump and the CDC!

Thank you for your bravery, Tom. Your service to the USA will never be forgotten.

@Fedshmoka

10 ай бұрын

Only guy on his squadron to make it out in one piece through Fallujah

@Deltaaaaaaaaa

10 ай бұрын

@@Fedshmokahe’s a war hero

@Fedshmoka

10 ай бұрын

@@Deltaaaaaaaaa What if hes a fragger and no one knows? 😬

@sleezybananaslug5165

10 ай бұрын

I’m just hoping his ptsd doesn’t flare. What a hero 🫡

@ctcanine

10 ай бұрын

Or forgiven 😂😂😂😂

As a former Marine I was hit and the life force was draining out quickly, I opened my eyes and saw a saint that Tom is. He carried me for 20+ miles of enemy territory until we made it to the field hospital. THank you Saint Tom.

@WKidd1776

10 ай бұрын

He carried me over three miles in Fallujah when Garth wounded me on a raid to find the bodies. He's a true American hero 🇺🇸

@lc1102

10 ай бұрын

You're welcome

@jonbarron8049

10 ай бұрын

Meanwhile Christina steals valor like no one’s business

@davidsims8636

10 ай бұрын

@@jonbarron8049 how?

@jonbarron8049

10 ай бұрын

@@davidsims8636 just look it up

I’ll never forget what Tom Segura did for this country in Fallujah. Thank you for your selfless service, Tom.

Tim Segura is honestly the best Japanese comedian I've seen. Hopefully we'll see Bart Chrysler on here soon ❤❤

@SamAsMe

10 ай бұрын

Hi Mommy

@Noeland

10 ай бұрын

SEEEEGGGGUUUURRAAAAAAAAAAAA

@jerbear97

10 ай бұрын

THE MACHINE

@adammorris3283

10 ай бұрын

@@Noeland It SOUNDS Japanese

@samuelgonzalez1905

10 ай бұрын

@@adammorris3283 Thats cause your say it Japanese if you wanna say SMIIIITTTHHHHHH

Tom Segura is always improving as a comedian. If he stays on this upward trajectory, he could be the next Brendan Schaub.

@Gold63Beast

10 ай бұрын

😂

@TriComStorm

10 ай бұрын

Ew

@manicmonday07

10 ай бұрын

Don't be ridiculous...

@TimothyLeeClark

10 ай бұрын

Doubt it. Brendan live at Madison square garden is the best special I have ever seen!

@timmiemac2643

10 ай бұрын

Water weed dune hair bapa

I love this man and his dedication and determination in finding the bodies that Garth has disposed of in a grotesk and violent manner. Thank you Tom for helping the families get closure.

@KozacraS

10 ай бұрын

*grotesque

@davidsims8636

10 ай бұрын

@@KozacraS thank you teacher

@BobVance529

10 ай бұрын

Funny comment until that grotesque attempt at a spelling 😂

@davidsims8636

10 ай бұрын

@@BobVance529 and I’m college edumacated lol

@davidsims8636

10 ай бұрын

@@BobVance529 bob vance refrigeration?

As a Veteran myself, I just wanna say Thank You for your service Tom!

I can't believe such esteemed veterans can simply hide their PTSDs and go do interviews. My heart is with you Tim, thank you for your service

@thething1110

10 ай бұрын

Tom might've killed my dad in WWI, but he's a really cold guy. Thanks for your service

The fact that he can remember jokes and stories he told years ago is very impressive. Im kinda surprised there was no mention of Garth and the bodies.... very suspicious

@orangetm6581

10 ай бұрын

He's been paid off

@Mr_Dopey

10 ай бұрын

I hope Garth does this interview and that is one of the questions.

@booklist123123

10 ай бұрын

who among us has seen tom and garth in the same room together? JUST SAYIN

@Mr_Dopey

10 ай бұрын

@@booklist123123 Don't forget Chris Gaines. I think he's the killer.

@chadjolet1

10 ай бұрын

@@orangetm6581he just talked about G on theos pod today 😂😂

My favorite comedian. Not only is he funny he risks his life countless times to make sure our country is safe. A real hero!!

“Fat sticks” is still the best nickname ever

Not OK! You have to cut that! Love you Tom. Let’s keep it that way.

@stevelilly3922

10 ай бұрын

Up on the Stanford campus often, if I randomly run into you can you repeat it then? I can keep a secret…mostly.

@TelekineticCheez

10 ай бұрын

You know Tom loves you for real for not telling because everyone knows how much he loves upsetting people 🤣

@JackofTrades21

10 ай бұрын

If your love is that conditional, it ain’t love. Study that in your books buddy.

@ayoub.boughaba

10 ай бұрын

R/woosh

@mattbrah6367

10 ай бұрын

Why didn’t you thank Tom for his service?

Tom is the definition of chaotic calm

@CruelQuertos

10 ай бұрын

Dude..... Youre spot on

@carpelunam

10 ай бұрын

dude has low resting heart look it up lol he's wired like a serial killer

Can’t believe they got such a distinguished combat veteran for an interview. Tom is the definition of chaotic calm.

How this man has the time to do these interviews while flying back and forth to Falluja and Afghanistan to defend our liberty against terrorist insurgents is beyond me. A true patriot and HERO we aren’t worthy of. Thank him for his service every time you see him.

He threw those boards away like they were his enemy and we all know, there's no better feeling than killing the enemy.

@Grilledhotchips

10 ай бұрын

🤣

@BobVance529

10 ай бұрын

RIP Top Dawg

@kerrymccall3303

10 ай бұрын

😂😂

@Jopeymessmusic

10 ай бұрын

@@dannydarko7720 Same! His new special has some great stuff as well. Plus, he's looking amazing!

@colbyzur4642

10 ай бұрын

@@Jopeymessmusicglad someone connected these two bits in memory of Top Dog

Thank you for your service Tom. Keeping Americans safe because of your actions.

I don’t get why he always downplays his active duty, TOM your service is so appreciated this country wouldn’t be what it is without you.

“What happened to Tom Segura” was _definitely_ about the dunking injury.

@danithomas180

9 ай бұрын

"Motherfucking dunk contest." 😎

The fact that he's able to get through interviews and tours without even flinching at his extensive ptsd issues. Amazing

“What happened to Tom” was definitely about the basketball injuries.

@loveistheanswer687

10 ай бұрын

Woosh 🏀

@anthonyzullo

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, the joke was to tell something unrelated but relevant. He did do that glove thing, but it was for the nerve damage. Tommy boi broke his mf body! BUT, I think Tom's dad and Christina sat him down and talked to him about the importance of his health, because Tommy boi hasn't looked better since he met his wife. So he may have broken his body, but that psycho resolve put in the absolute most dedication to making sure he's around to make it to his bois inevitable murder trial lmao his son's is found guilty after the spree and Tom's just smiling smh

@loribanks1515

10 ай бұрын

​@@anthonyzulloi think the having kids part might be more accurate to his motivation, he was already married to Christina P for like 6 years when his first special came out

He’s a true patriot. Salute to you and thank you for your service.

Developing such strong and unique sense of humor is actually quite common in combat veterans. Sometimes only the darkest jokes can help you cope with seeing people torn into pieces by soviet 280mm heavy mortar.

A true hero. He proves combat related PTSD doesn't have to control your life.

@SleepyT23

10 ай бұрын

His dad was the one in the military, who also is named Tom Segura. How is everyone glossing over what he literally said in the clip

@gustavochica46

10 ай бұрын

We found her, she’s the one that asked “who is Tom Segura”

@TRIIXTEH

10 ай бұрын

@@gustavochica46time to establish proto

@Alfhar

10 ай бұрын

@@SleepyT23its called black ops babe you wouldn’t understand. Just thank him for his service goddamnit.

Can’t believe they got such a distinguished combat veteran for an interview

So brave of Tom to bring up Fallujah, we all know how hard its been for him overseas the last few weeks

Every time I see Tom Segura lately, he looks more and more like he's getting ready to star in a Bruce Willis biopic

"You and your fat friend are so funny" - Jennifer Aniston If that's a real quote, it's majestic, though something tells me it's not verbatim.

So great that wired is finally having active military on these interviews, great to see a normal guy

It's a proud day to be an American, seeing former navy seal Tom Segura getting the exposure he deserves for the duties he served for our nation.

A man of valor. Thank you for always putting truth and honor above all else! I know you're touching all the cameras through heavens fences! RIP LEGEND

AMAZING! to see a Japanese comedian not only learn Spanish but give back to the USA with his selflessness and service. Thank you Tom, Semper fi Sargent. salute 🫡

As someone currently in the military, Tom segura absolutely outranks me. I would follow him into battle so fast, but since I’m in the Air Force we’d have to find fancy hotels to check into first

Mostly Stories is, in my opinion, his best special. He isn't wrong that they all get better but for me... that is the one that really introduces his specific brand of comedy. So funny.

Toms time in war will never be forgotten he has slaughtered opposing nations people for our freedom and not only that he single handedly is making our country safe one day at a time I can’t express my gratitude for your service Tom

Man all I can think of now is a Tom Segura cop comedy movie. Imagine Tom and Bert as cops with other comedians like Bobby Lee and Jim Jefferies as the criminals. That could be comedy gold

@fukuuu

10 ай бұрын

Reno911 esq

@lannyfce4786

10 ай бұрын

@@fukuuusounds like a worse version of Reno 911

@JimmyBeans84

10 ай бұрын

Fat Cops. The sequel to Fat Astronauts.

@allyourbase888

10 ай бұрын

Remake CHIPS.

@ricmorales3406

10 ай бұрын

And John Mulaney is weirdly their chief who is half their age and is too you to be there.

A Tom Segura pretending to be Steven Seagal for SNL would be iconic 😂

@edwin69jam

9 ай бұрын

Duuuude 😂😂😂

When Tom convinced Bart he met Jennifer Aniston and she stayed in character and it was strange. Barf was into it so much and when Tom said he made it all up it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen, the let down on Brents face.

It really is both amazing and unsettling how a dangerous psychopath can so easily put on a successful act as a normal man.

The Patriot himself! Thank you for your service!

Tom: “If you see me doing an organized meet and greet, where you had to pay money to meet with me…I AM IN FINANCIAL TROUBLE!” 😂😂😂😂

I love this dude

The fact that he has the bravery to serve this country with his brothers, and then to do this shows the true character of this man god bless you mommy!

You ever notice, with each interview, Tom ALWAYS ends up talking about Bert.

@Snoy_Fly

10 ай бұрын

Can’t forget the homie Bert.

@ceedubyuh2459

10 ай бұрын

Bert's interviews always bring up Tom as well. They really are best friends

@NGJ05

10 ай бұрын

Who can forget about Bart

@thatguylie4239

10 ай бұрын

Well when questions pop up that involve your friends do you not talk about them as well?

Thank you for your service, Tim. I certainly wouldn’t be able to feather it as much if you weren’t out with your brothers, fighting for our freedoms. I hear you’re coming up in may, can’t wait! Ta ta there Victoria’s Secret model!

loved toms old comedy and now i love watching the podcast clips

True soldiers are always kind hearted people inside. Brave Tom ❤

This man is a hero. Never breaks proto.

Bart gains a pound for every pound Tim loses.

@Tom-tu5fk

10 ай бұрын

Every time he loses one Brent finds it

@justayoutuber1906

10 ай бұрын

Tom

@efoxneo

10 ай бұрын

​@@justayoutuber1906Sweet summer child.

Tom is my absolute favorite contemporary comedian, he’s the best! Can’t wait for Sledgehammer next week!!

I love this man. Thanks for your service.

Tom’s service to this country is what keeps us all safe.

His special "Disgraceful" is a never-ending hour of pure laughter. Some disabilities are funny... lol

@jennart29p

10 ай бұрын

Disgraceful or Mostly Stories!

@schmitty1260

10 ай бұрын

Is it never ending or is it an hour?

Best ad for a comedy special ever. Thanks for the laughs.

i just know tom is such a good father. blessed kids

Nothing but the utmost respect for our servicemen. De oppresso liber. Thank you for your Service Tom.

"you and your fat friend are so funny". I love how he always finds subtle ways to jab Bert.

Tom is the man! He’s so humble so funny just all around amazing

so excited for the new special. been waiting on this for the long time. he's mosdef in my top 5 comedians of all time.

Jeans and mommies. This is our greatest American hero. Thank you for your service TBunz.

This guy is funny in everything and he also always seems to just be himself. Mad respects for the dude.

I always felt kind of insecure about not having kids and wanting to get my two businesses off the ground. But watching Tom have them a little later has made me realize my decision was best over all others 😂😂

Tom saved my life more than once in Fallujah. God bless this American hero.

He looks amazing, happy to see that

He's gotten in really good shape! Props to him

Great to see WIRED honoring the men and women who are willing to put their life on the line in the name of freedom.

Love this guy ❤

I’m sorry but his injury was the funniest shxt ever😂😂😂😂

I'm glad Tom wasn't stingy during this video. He must've had plenty of moose soup beforehand.

One of the greats, constantly coming out with great material.

"... I am in financial trouble." That was hilarious to me, idk why.

I love Tom. He's basically in my 5 top favorite stand-up, up there with Bill Burr and Louis CK.

@traviscoates6878

10 ай бұрын

You should watch more comedy

@SmokeyChipOatley

10 ай бұрын

@@traviscoates6878so brave

Tom slowly appearing in all my favourite places on KZread

"Unless you want this place to turn into a war zone" im using this every single time someone goes against me

One of my favorite all time comics. Sledgehammer is great.

Missed Nadav´s laughs on the background

Good for you Tom! You appear to be in tremendous shape and I'm proud of you.

Tom Segura is truly incredible

Most important soldier in history. I can't even believe he is alive! God bless.

thank you for your service tim, your tireless efforts in felujia and countless battlefields is an inspiration to us all.

Ahahaha Tom does look like a cop! 🤣 love ya mommies

@lesleyd2448

10 ай бұрын

Motorcycle cop 💯🤣

@sutertakacs6987

10 ай бұрын

He actually played a cop in Jimmy O Yang's movie The Opening Act. It's funny that he forgot

“Whitney Cummings is a great comic” is literally the funniest bit he has ever done

12:32 ayyy shoutout to whoever wrote Berk Kreischer in the subtitles lmfao

One of the funniest comedians working today. Cant wait for his new special.

@Siksika925

10 ай бұрын

This special will be the biggest in Netflix history, mark my words.

@angrysshark

10 ай бұрын

He is simply not funny

@dolzi5392

9 ай бұрын

​@@angryssharkyou don't find him funny. Your sense of humour isn't the gold standard. Relax.

I could watch an edited solo interview with tom segura for hours.

This was FANTASTIC! love Tom, Christina, Bert, leann, the ymh gang. I wish one of these was about Garth Brooke’s.

Tom, you genuinely look great. Keep up taking care of yourself, you're killin it

One Bear, No Cave. Where's Burp CryShart?

The best Japanese comedian in the game.

@danithomas180

9 ай бұрын

"Oh so you're Japanese.. SEGUUUURA." 😂

ive never once thought about Tom Segura. Now he is everywhere all over my feed. Im forceably attacted to Tom Segura

Tom is an active military member and serves this beautiful country in ways you civilians would never be able to comprehend.

Tom Segura - Cop question is probably referring to Jimmy O. Yang's movie The Opening Act where Tom has a small role as a cop.

Need a Garth Brooks episode. Maybe once he returns the rest of my family.

Tom looks so good!!!! ❤❤❤

Got to love the vets like Tom

Always followin proto, keepin it high and tight

i knew all the answers, but it was great to hear him explain them all

@Gitsandshiggles1113

10 ай бұрын

Crazy you knew that he is alive

4:15 pretty sure the whole "it's his joke to share" bit is actually just genius, petty revenge for insisting that Tom edit it out lol

Of all of Rogan's crew of friends, Joe included, Tom is the best comic of them all.

@RobbieFitzgerald

10 ай бұрын

A HUNDRED percent.

@stevemcdonald4325

10 ай бұрын

Bill burr has to be at the top with Tommy